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>> this person has passed away. and passed away quite dramatically. it's hard to hear her through the tears. she liked to take walks often. >> taylor: what did she do with her hands? >> she lifts them up and she prays. >> is that you from a walk to remember. >> yes. [laughter] >> and i got excited! i am so sorry. i got excited. 3,000 points, that was so good! i'm sorry! that was great, everybody. when we come back, we're invading foreign countries for hashtag oil in the hashtag war! stick around! [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ congrats to last night's "hashtag wars" winner. are deciding it's time for a fresh approach to pet food. developed with vets. made from real meat and veggies.
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world called "that was us." in honor of the grammatical stylings of the title "that was us," today's hashtag is #pasttensemovies. for example, sophie chose or there was blood. i'm going to put 60 seconds on the clock and you'll buzz in with as many jokes as you can that fit tonight's topic. go! milana. >> back to the moment just before the future. >> taylor: mandy. >> killed bill. >> taylor: mandy. >> the kids were all right. >> taylor: pretty got [bleep]. >> liquid. which is their prequel to frozen. >> taylor: mandy. >> goodwill hunted. >> taylor: nice.
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>> apocalypse just now. >> taylor: give chris points. >> greased. >> taylor: chris. >> plugged. >> taylor: mandy. >> i dialed them for murder, now what do we do. >> i was legend. [cheers and applause] >> taylor: mandy is in the lead with 8300 points, milana is in second with 7600, and chris is unfortunately entered with 6400. that means chris is -- >> no, no, it's always the one with the biggest personality. [laughter] >> we are so sad to see you go, chris. before you go, say goodbye like you're writing a letter from summer camp telling your parents that you lost the show. and for context, if it helps your performance: camp has been really rough for you.
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>> you did not need to tell me that. dear mom and dad, i told you i never wanted to come here! >> taylor: [laughs] >> as soon as i got here i told them i did not want to be here. so i started peeing my pants as soon as i arrived. i made it through most of the pants in the lost and found. the reason i am writing now is because i also peed a pair of mandy moore's pants. she was still wearing them, and they asked me to go home. please pick me up as soon as possible. [laughter] >> taylor: wow. awwww, so sorry don't let those cabin 13 kids bully you. we've come to the final act of our show which means it's time to pick a winner. in the age of the internet, there's only one currency you can trust: likes. they're stronger than the u.s. dollar! i'm going to show you a social
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media post, and you're going to guess how many likes it got. the person who's the closest without going over will be the winner of tonight's show. let's play... "the like is right." [cheers and applause] here's today's post: ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ we've provided you with whiteboards. go ahead and write down your guesses for how many likes this post got! [laughter] chris, you are out. but if you just want to do it for fun. >> i will take this one. >> taylor: and you should. after the break, we'll reveal your answers and see who was closest without going over. we'll be right back on "after midnight"!
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ok, 500 deluxe garden gnomes. wow. i only meant to order five. there's not enough money in my account for these. i'm gonna get charged. two things i just can't deal with. overdraft charges. and garden gnomes. but your bmo smart advantage checking account gives you an extra day to avoid an overdraft fee. nice to see a bank cutting people some slack. mistakes happen. and we give you time to correct them. so, you don't like gnomes huh? what about that one? that one i like. a lot. ♪ bmo ♪
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[cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ >> taylor: welcome back to "after midnight"! now it's time to pick a winner for tonight's show, and as a reminder, tonight you are playing for... a subpoena! before the break, i asked you to guess how many likes the following instagram video got: ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] each of you wrote down how many likes you thought this video received. now it's time to reveal what you wrote. closest wins.
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milana, what did you guess? >> and the price is right style, who can guess closest without going over. and then i watched mandy write her answer, so i wrote 2,000,001. [cheers and applause] is >> taylor: interesting. and mandy, what did you guess? >> i am worried, because i have seen the video before, and i'm scared i was actually one of the likes. because i think it's so lame. so i realize i am throwing the game right now, but i said negative 2 million. >> taylor: you might be right. i don't know. bow tie and chain, that's a lot. at the time of this taping, the actual number is over 1,000,062 likes. so it looks like milana, the closest guess, is the winner of
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tonight show! you are such a rock star, you are so good! thanks to our guests mandy moore, chris sullivan, and milana vayntrub! i'm taylor tomlinson, and this has been "after midnight"! goodnight!
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this trip got me alaska gold 75k status?? looks like i leveled up somewhere between san francisco and new york. i knew you earned miles faster than other airlines but like...okay, this is next level. i wonder if they'll take my photo. and put it in every seatback. on every airplane. i really hope fame doesn't change me.
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