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the ballistic missile was stolen from a russian naval air base ten years ago. most likely, it was later sold on the black market for its uranium payload. the uranium, which is missing? we believe it's been repurposed to make a dirty bomb. (sighs) do we know who or what the target is? no, but i've alerted the fbi and the local authorities. and what do we know about the bomb maker? parker: peter turso. he's been on the atf watch list for years, and turns out that running an audio repair shop was just a side hustle. his main business is building and selling illegal weapons to various extremist groups. obviously, whoever hired turso to make them a dirty bomb came to collect and killed him afterwards. no loose ends. do we know who hired him?

we're still working the scene. we found turso's encrypted hard drive, so once we break into it, hopefully it'll give us something. how did you learn about turso and the bomb? alexander renard left a clue to the location, and he probably kept it as insurance in case you guys reneged on his deal. yes, but how did you even know about the clue to begin with? webb told us. you've been in contact with one of my officers and didn't tell me? why? webb thinks there's a leak inside the cia. hillcot (laughs): that's ridiculous. webb is being paranoid. we already told you, the breach came from the french side. and you confirmed that? we're in the process, yes. webb doesn't know what he's talking about. parker: maybe. then again, he did lead us to the bomb in the first place. did webb say who he thought the leak was? no. then right now it's just idle speculation. and with a bomb loose in our city, director, i think you'd agree, we have more pressing matters at hand. agreed.

webb: so, there's a bomb loose in d.c.? unfortunately, yeah. we're looking for it now. damn it. i was afraid something like this was gonna happen. what about the bomb maker? did you find anything that could i.d. his killer? not yet. i did find a cigarette butt near the body. i ran the dna from it, and unfortunately it wasn't in our system. can you trace the cigarette brand? bilson brand. available on every corner. we just can't catch a break, can we? webb? you still there? yeah. yeah, i'm here. um, speaking of more bad news, we've got a larger audience listening in. the cia found out we're talking. i'm sorry, we had no choice. that's all right. if you guys can't find me, neither can they. the more the merrier. good. yeah, 'cause i was thinking of turning this into a regular podcast. the kasie & webb show. (chuckles) yeah, i like it. we could take calls from the audience,

answer questions. (laughs) yeah. hey, webb? uh... can i ask you a question? uh, call me eric. i think we're beyond formalities. okay, eric. why won't you come in? and don't say it's because you don't trust anybody, because you obviously trust me. i told you before, i got something to do. does this something include finding the bomb by yourself? i know about what happened in spain. you blame yourself for the bombing, don't you? that's why you took the safe house job, so you could hide away from the world. but now that there's another imminent attack, you think if you can stop this bomb, you can somehow redeem yourself. i knew you were smart. no, i just... i know a little something about blaming yourself.

yeah? tell me. oh, no, it's nothing like your thing. it's just like stupid, personal stuff. no, come on, that's not fair. you get to psychoanalyze me and then take a pass? no. in the past five years, i have been in... ...three failed relationships. and i have come to realize the common denominator is me. i am the reason they didn't work. it's my fault that i am all alone. and instead of working on it, i just bury myself in my work... (chuckles) ...all alone in my little basement lab. oh, my god. i sound so pathetic. looks like we've both been hiding. (sighs)

accountant dragon lady, nine o'clock. agent torres... okay, i'm gonna stop you right there, barbara. okay, i know i bailed on you on the whole walk-a-mile day, and you're pissed. i-i actually wanted... but i'm just a little busy right now. we're looking for a dirty bomb, so i'm sorry, but accounting is just gonna have to wait. no, you misunderstand. i just wanted to say thank you. i'm sorry, say what? i was reviewing your spreadsheets, and they are... (sighs) breathtaking. really. a work of art. you have a gift. um, yeah, okay. if you ever decide you don't want to be an agent anymore, the accounting department would welcome you with open arms. work of art? you never told us you were a closeted math whiz. mcgee, it just doesn't fit my image.

oh, i don't know, nicholas torres, cpa. kind of has a nice ring to it. can we just focus and find a bomb, please? (phone rings) parker: give me good news only. are we any closer to finding the bomb? i spoke to fbi and d.c. police. they are searching for any suspicious vans or trucks, but so far nothing. knight: and i've been reviewing the various message boards of extremist groups, and there hasn't been any chatter of the bomb yet. what part of "good news only" did you not understand? all right, thank you. and good work. got something. tech trolls finally finished decrypting turso's hard drive. last month he received a six-figure payment from an offshore account. six figures? that's, uh, that's pricey for fixing an old radio. the trolls traced the payment, and get this, the account was funded through a cia slush fund. so webb was right about the leak. the cia's behind all of this. do we know who set up the account? uh, tech trolls are working on it. it'll take some time. well, time is what we don't have. just keep pushing. (phone rings) jimmy, i'm on my way. (elevator bell dings)

kasie: oh, hey. here's the results from all the prints we found on the missile. they all belong to turso, so... when was the last time you got some rest? between working in the lab and talking to webb, you're running yourself ragged. no, i'm fine, parker, really, i'm more hungry than anything. okay, take a break, grab some food. we can manage without you for a bit. but webb... if webb calls back, we'll patch him through to your cell. now go. you're no good to us like this. (kasie yawns) what's up, jimmy? well, i've got a time of death. turso here was shot and killed about a half hour before torres and knight showed up, so... they just missed the killer. yup, and cause of death is pretty apparent. single gunshot wound to the head, and he died instantly. so, you find anything else? yes, uh, dna under his fingernails, probably from fighting off his killer. kasie ran it, and it does match the dna found on the end of that cigarette butt,

but unfortunately... it's not in our system. okay, thanks, jimmy. oh, i almost forgot. uh, the bullet that killed turso came from a glock 19, same gun as webb's. webb never told us that he was at turso's shop. parker, you're not gonna believe this. what? the trolls managed to figure out who paid turso for the bomb. it was eric webb. it's his name on the offshore account. you're telling me webb isn't trying to stop the bomb? he's the guy behind it.

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so, webb paid the bomb maker? his name is on the offshore account. we also believe that he's behind the ambush at the safe house. i spoke to the cia. they said that, as a house sitter, webb had access to the cia database. he would have known in advance who was being brought in for questioning. once he learned that alexander renard

was coming in, could have easily orchestrated that ambush. but why? renard knew about webb's bomb plan, so webb took him out. so all this time we had the son of a bitch on our phones and never knew. have you told ms. hines yet? i understand that the two of them have gotten close. no, i sent her out for food. i'll tell her when she gets back. she is not gonna take it well. well, hell, i'm not taking it well. webb played us. do you have a motive? we spoke to an ex-agent that worked with webb during the spain bombing. he said that webb did not quit ncis afterwards, that he was pushed out. parker: apparently, webb got vocal about, uh, how he believed the agency screwed things up. he got aggressive, said some things, so they let him go. knight: i hate to interrupt, but we have a problem. kasie never came back from the diner. what? when she didn't answer any of my phone calls, i went over to check up on her. a waitress said she saw kasie arguing with a man, and then they left together. was it webb? i showed the waitress his photo, and she confirmed it's him. webb has kasie.

sit. that's it? you haven't said one word the whole ride up, and that's all you're gonna say? there's no time. oh, how about you make time? how about you start by explaining why you lied to me? you killed renard and that bomb maker, didn't you? you've been lying to me this entire time. everything will be clear soon. oh, spoken like a true psychopath. what you gonna do? kill me? i would like to see you try. do not move, bro. i will shoot you. don't do it. works better with this. i was never gonna kill you. i need you to help me with something. kasie hines. h-i-n-e-s.

last seen with our suspect eric webb. yeah, i get it, curtis, just keep pinging her cell. kasie's phone's got to be somewhere, right? okay, thank you, officer. virginia pd said a man matching webb's description broke into a high school chemistry lab a few hours ago. stole a bunch of chemicals, equipment. for what? webb's got a bomb. maybe he wants to alter it in some way. make it, make it more lethal. well, that would explain why he needs kasie, a scientist. i looked around the diner. kasie's car is still there. he didn't take it. webb's too smart for that. it'd be easy to track. he must've stolen a car. did you find any other clues at the scene? that's the problem. i found tire marks, little soil, a torn receipt. you know, all this evidence, but no forensic examiner to, uh, analyze them. well, if we don't have kasie, then we're just gonna have to build her. all right, we need to identify the car webb stole using this evidence only. go. tire size looks big, probably an lt235. definitely a larger car.

yeah, it's definitely a unique, uh, tread there. you see the cross pattern? good catch, tim. could be a titan brand, which are mostly used on vans and smaller trucks. going by the size of this tire, i'd say you're definitely looking at a pickup truck. a commercial pickup truck. this dirt ain't dirt. see these white flecks, sort of like dandruff? these are crystallized mineral deposits only used in high-grade fertilizer. louis likes to use it on the outdoor plants, and it's not the everyday kind of stuff that you can buy at a store. it's professional-grade. that pickup truck is used by a landscaping company. a company located outside of d.c. the merchant code on this receipt starts with the number nine, which signifies this purchase was made for a transportation service. the amount is for $110, which is the exact cost for a monthly transit pass to pay for the toll across the potomac. and trucks ain't cheap. whatever company owns this one is probably big enough to own a fleet of trucks so they could amortize cost. barbara: i can think of one big company across the river that fits the bill, enchanted acres landscaping. that's the truck you're looking for. walk-a-frickin'-mile day.

great. thanks. okay, enchanted acres just confirmed one of their trucks was stolen. luckily, it was outfitted with a lojack system. they're sending us the gps coordinates now. ready? ncis! (overlapping shouting) kasie, move. whoa, whoa, whoa, don't shoot! don't shoot! kasie, step away from him. no, you don't understand. he's not the bad guy. he's got a bomb. no, he doesn't. we have not been making a bomb in here. we have been running lab tests. i have been helping him. kase, he paid the bomber. we saw his name on the account. what you saw was a forgery. i'm being framed. and i got a pretty good idea by who. webb figured it out when i told him about the cigarette butt that we found at the crime scene. he knows someone who smokes that brand. but i had to be sure they were the killer, so i went to their house and i stole a dna sample from their trash, and i brought it to kasie to analyze. that's why i needed her help.

kasie: i ran a test to see if the dna from the cigarette butt matched the dna from webb's suspect, and, guess what, it was a direct match. we know who the killer is. who is it? parker: don't you know those things will kill you? (sighs) well, harlan confessed to everything. he was on his way to plant the bomb at cia headquarters when we arrived. good timing. did he give you a reason? revenge. turns out harlan had a girlfriend who died in the bomb explosion in spain.

he always blamed the cia for her death. why now? that was eight years ago. harlan was just diagnosed with late-stage lung cancer. he's dying. guess he wanted to go out with a bang and take the cia with him. well, i'm glad we stopped him. thanks to your assistance. well, i had help. and now, if you'll excuse me, i have to call the cia and explain to the deputy director how we foiled a bomb attack on her own building. i'm sure she'll appreciate that. yeah, right. kasie. can i talk to you a second? kasie: uh, sure. meet you downstairs? (sighs) listen, i... i just wanted to thank you. i don't think i could've survived out there without you. yeah, you probably could have, but it wouldn't have been as much fun. well, that's for sure. no, seriously, thanks for being there. oh, hey, you like chimichangas?

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[scoffs] god! yikes. i think they call that 'drinking the kool-aid'. oh, i'm pretty sure they call it a cap. ooh, sucking up to the new boss. smart. you get more with honey than with vinegar, evie. you'll learn that when you grow up. oh, thanks, pop. -[chuckles] -morning, cap'n. deshawn. -hey, i brought coffees. -so did we. great minds, huh? double jumbos, biggest they had. i can see that. save you going back for seconds, yeah? or thirds. [deshawn] god, i love you guys. dropping coffee by the shot. thank you, man. -do you... -oh, i'm good. -you? -same. i'll be bouncing off the walls otherwise. who wants boba? [phone buzzes] mackey, ncis. -[deshawn] what is that? -[blue] oh, it's tea. okay, send me the details.

-hey, we're on. -okay. oh, hey, doc. um, grab a double jumbo on the go. -what's a double jumbo? -unclear at this point. [zipper buzzes] -[device trills] -[door opens] [deshawn] you got your cap? i've got a spare in the trunk. yeah, i don't really do caps. like, ever? do you know who does caps? people who have given up on their hair. do i look like i've given up on my hair? no, hair game's strong. [chuckles] what you got going on there? headquarters asked if i wanted anything special, so just on spec, i asked for this new gait tech i've been reading about. you can identify people just through their walk. if i knew they were serious, i would've asked who shot jfk. what? i'm joking, obviously. i know it was you guys.

[jd] you sure? the captain has the conn, sergeant. -aye-aye, ma'am. -[keys jangle] [clears throat] [jd sighs] where to, captain? [exhales sharply] [chuckles] [camera clicks] [mackey] staff sergeant lee mitchell, worked out of the us naval supply depot in sydney. long way from home either way. -[mackey] mm-hm. -what have you got, rosie? i have got arthritis and a coffee headache, thanks for asking. and how about him? [doc roy] uh, old mate, he's got some vascular marbling, bit of bloat - not surprising given he was in the drink. -how long? -oh, no more than a day or two. he's still got all his bits. mmm. -you okay? -mm. people can get into trouble out here, especially if they're not familiar with the country. but?

well, they usually plan on being out here. he look like the outdoors type to you? no. so how'd he wind up dead in the middle of the bush, then? [doc roy] oh, that's simple - he was doing his tax, he worked out how much he owed and he had a heart attack. [jd chuckles] [evie] wow! that's some strut you've got going on. -are you sure you never modeled? -can you not? i'm trying to listen to the bird calls. ooh, and the sashay! gone all rupaul on me. can you walk normal, for godsake? this is my normal walk! really? you should probably see someone about that. -[bird squawks] -[evie chuckles] what? i didn't say anything. -i'm just glad i got it on film. -yeah, laugh it up. at least in l.a. you can see what's coming at you. here, everything can kill you and i'm not even allowed to carry a piece. oh, please! just fill out the paperwork, do the retraining. six months later, you might get the minister's tick of approval. -[kookaburra laughs] -or not.

-welcome to australia. -and in the meantime? in the meantime, you got me. -[chuckles] -i'm filled with confidence. -[camera clicks] -[indistinct chatter over radio] [rustling] [deshawn] there's a car registered to lee mitchell parked at the trail head, boss - spotless. no prints on the door handle or steering wheel. nada. -phone? -yeah, not that we could see. -and none here either. -[sighs] [doc roy] liver probe puts time of death around 2am saturday morning. what's he doing taking a dip at that time of night? well, he wasn't drowning. i can tell you that much for nothing. no water in his lungs. this bloke was dead before he got wet. that's why he's in such good nick. if he didn't drown, how'd he die, then? and how'd he wind up in the waterhole? at first, i thought this was the result of a fall, but i couldn't find any contusions or bones broken. but then i found this. come here, mackey. have a gander, hm? [mackey] what's that? a snakebite? [doc roy] bites, plural - likely cause of death. and for what it's worth, it's been my experience with the dead that, uh...

..they don't fall into waterholes. they get pushed. got my first tox screen back. [cart clatters loudly] -sorry! -congrats. and? oxyuranus microlepidotus. oxy your what? it's an inland taipan. it's amazing, right? i gather that's a deadly australian snake. yeah, and then some. it's like...it's like the goat of deadly snakes. a single drop of their toxin can kill over a hundred adults. so a deadly snake killed staff sergeant mitchell? -yeah. -and that's amazing how exactly? they're usually desert-dwellers, so you wouldn't find one within 1,000 kilometers from here. apart from the one that killed the staff sergeant? yep. and i'm guessing it's illegal to possess a snake this venomous? they're heavily regulated, a bit like firearms. only i'm assuming they don't have serial numbers for easy tracing? [evie] unfortunately not, but i just googled 'inland taipan' -

outside of taronga zoo, the only place registered to hold them in sydney was broken into on friday. have a guess what was stolen.

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we have galahs, kookaburras... -[video continues indistinctly] -[evie whistles] -didn't muck around, did they? -why'd they leave some? [woman] well, they obviously knew what they were looking for. carpet pythons are the swatches of the snake world. these bastards went straight for the rolexes - red-bellied black snakes and a pair of lowland copperheads. -[evie] and in inland taipan. -[woman] yeah, only one we had. that's her there. i hope she bites them. [deshawn] uh, any other angle where the van's license plate is visible? that's it, i'm afraid. well, it looks like they knew what they were doing. [deshawn] mm. [woman] cleaned out most of the pricey birds too - yellow-tails, galahs, kookaburras. what are they worth all up? to me, priceless. but on the black market in asia, they'd fetch north of half a mill. wait. dollars? well, assuming they make it there in one piece. more than half won't, unfortunately.

but they just factor that into the price. man, that's messed up. well, that's what happens when rich people run out of things to brag about. [hisses] [officer] it's a massive enterprise - the us navy's biggest supply depot in the southern hemisphere. and what was staff sergeant mitchell's role here? logistics and embarkation marine. my compliance officer, basically. -[jd] sounds like a big gig. -huge. track shipments in and out, making sure we don't lose too much stuff along the way. and do you? volume business like this, there's always gonna be some bleed. that's why we track it all by weight. what you got on board today, tommy? -buggered if i know, chief. -[equipment buzzes] 3,600 kilos of something, hey? [officer] a ship arrives at port, driver weighs the load, then transports it to the supply depot where it's weighed again and if it weighs the same, it is the same.

it takes human error out of it - just how mitchell liked it. [mackey] how was he outside of work? we didn't socialize much. he preferred numbers to people. so you'd describe him as private, then? secretive maybe? was he involved in something i should know about here? just trying to get a picture of the man. he have any enemies to speak of? he was a good guy. he did his job and he did it well. more than i can say for some. [workers chatter and laugh] you know what, chief? we have taken up enough of your time. [whistles sharply] [workers fall silent] which of you fellas can show us to lee mitchell's office? so the chief reckons mitchell was a tricky dude. was? is he going somewhere?

would you like him to? oh, no way. lee's my main man. great guy. makes my job easy. yeah, which is what exactly? i run the floor. a load comes in, i weigh it, stack it and onto the next one. lee ever bust your balls over any compliance stuff? nah, we work great together. never had an issue. besides... [chuckles] ..they're unbreakable. i'll be sure to put that in the report. okay, so here's my pitch - mitchell's got a thing for exotic australian animals that go for big money on the black market, right? so he and his mates knock off natureland, but it all goes pear-shaped when he gets bitten by the taipan he's stealing, forcing his mates to dump his body in the bush, hoping it looks like death by snakebite, but they didn't realize that the snake wasn't from the area. how am i doing? well, it was just a pitch. when i was 16, i worked a summer

at redman's granary just outside of muscatine. sounds like the start of a country song. good people. the only one i didn't click with was the compliance officer. -know why? -no. 'cause if they're any good at what they do, no one likes the compliance officer. neither of those guys we just met could speak more highly of our staff sergeant. -right? -glowing references. which says to me that either he was terrible at his job... or someone's telling porky pies. exactly. hm. [keyboard clacks] [computer blips] [doc roy sighs and grumbles] [loudly] doc, what time did he die again?! -what? -huh? what? -who? -mr. mitchell. what was his time of death? oh, about 2am, thereabouts. why? nothing. i just think i worked out where he died. that's all. -oh, yeah? good onya. -no, i checked the sat nav. and there were no trips logged that night, but gps ghost-tracks the car the whole time. so i had a poke around the cache and there it was -

the community hall in terrey hills at 1:55am, more than an hour from where we found the body. [computer blips] -you tell the team, yeah? -no. was i supposed to? this is a big deal. tell the team. -oh, okay... [sighs] -what are you doing? mackey's gonna go ape. she already hates me. i'm just texting to see if it's okay to call her. oh, they're coppers! [clears throat] they're police officers, all right? [dials] they're used to taking unsolicited calls. -hm? -mm. [sighs] listen, um... ..bluebird. mackey doesn't hate you. -she terrifies you. -yes. -she's a direct person. -yes. you be direct. you look her in the eye. all right? got that? yes. she'll appreciate it, promise you. [slaps back firmly]

[birds chirp] oh, come on! hey. no? -nup. -what?! according to blue, this could be a potential murder scene. yeah, two days ago. but right now it's a community hall. [groans] [evie laughs] god! -far out. -would you quit it? this thing is unreal. i mean, it doesn't matter how scared you're walking, nothing. -it still recognizes your gait. -look. a, i'm not scared. and, b, that's 'cause you already have me on your dataset. but if you don't then you've got nothing to match to. what then? well, then there's always rupaul. wait, wait, wait. that kinda looks like tracks. -it looks fresh, though. -yeah. somebody's been. wait. hold on.

[door creaks] [eerie music] -guess we better check it out. -after you. -you know, it's your country. -fine. scissors, paper, rock. you know the rules? well, assuming it's the same thing as rock, paper, scissors, i know the rules. i wouldn't brag about being backwards, d. -but whatever. -all right. [laughs] paper beats rock. let me know what you find down there... -[chuckles] oh-ho-ho! -what the hell is that? -it's a taser. -a taser? i thought you knew the rules. taser beats paper. -then what beats taser? -nothing. so why not always do taser? i do. she's all yours, mate. i'm gonna go pick that lock. hey! you really gonna make me go under there unarmed? -[sighs] of course not. -that's what i'm talking about. you gotta hook me up with something. you... really?

damn taser. [snickers] oh, dammit. [grunts and mutters] oh, god... [mutters indistinctly] what? [sneezes] ooh! oh, come on. no, no, no, no, no. please, please, please. don't die now. don't... come on! oh! [gasps] [hisses] you gotta be kidding me. you gotta be kidding me... [murmurs] [hisses] whoa, whoa, whoa! easy, bro. yo, i'm not gonna hurt you. -just... -[hisses] okay, look. i'm one of the good guys, okay? look, just chill, all right? evie! evie! evie! [gasps and pants]

i found the taipan and mitchell's phone. evie? we need to find these guys. [weak squawk] [chirps] [squawks] hello? [indistinct chatter] [deshawn] as far as i'm concerned, mitchell got what he had coming to him. karma's a bitch, bro. easy! staff sergeant mitchell was a united states marine. yeah, with a side hustle in exploiting native animals. zero sympathy from me. yeah, what is it, doc? mate, are you anywhere near the access door? uh, yeah, i'm right there. what's up?

well, i've just pulled a dozen splinters of wood from underneath mitchell's fingernails. you check the inside of the door, will you, please? oh, let me call you back, doc. [evie] looks like mitchell's buddies just upgraded from smugglers to murderers. -sonofabitch. -[mackey] yeah. they trapped him down there with the world's most venomous snake. if you want to get angry, get angry at them. hey! i'll give you $574 if you switch. for an ice cream? okay. so, what about $574 for switching your home insurance to allstate? tempting. but that's way too much of a hassle. actually, it's not. allstate can handle the switching for you. just call 'em. so, it's easy and i could save? and you get allstate. huh, like a cherry on top. oh, you brought your own.

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well, at least we're getting closer. we now know the where, when and how it went down. just working on the why. anyone? -hello? -[bird squawks] okay. what if staff sergeant mitchell was a door who used his access to navy logistics to traffic wildlife, one of his buddies got greedy, decided to cut him out? or he got cold feet, wanted out and they needed to make sure he didn't spill? either way, we need to find his crew. see if blue can find out who mitchell's been chatting with. [evie] on it. let me guess - mitchell's joint? i'm driving. [starter clicks] you haven't broken it already, have you? i'm just taking the piss. engine won't start without your foot on the brake. safety tip. i got a safety tip for you, sergeant. i don't do well with backseat drivers. of course not, 'cause you flew hueys for a living. -yeah. -hey, you got this. [wipers squeak]

it is bad enough that you drive on the wrong side of the road, but you gotta put the wipers where the turn signals are meant to be? -'indicators'. -now you're giving the piss. -'taking' it. -no. in this instance, i believe you're definitely giving it. let's go. [evie] blue? boss lady wants it turned inside-out for any sign of mitchell's conspirators. okey-dokey. [bird chirps] -[bird chirps] -oh, my goodness! -hello! -[squawks] g'day. who's a pretty boy? [squawks] who's a pretty boy? i'm actually a girl, and i'm not that pretty. [squawks] who's a pretty boy? [chuckles] all right, well, i'll take it. -hey? -uh, paging blue? mitchell's phone, yeah? yep, so...

yep, do you... on it. yep, got it! on it! um, hey, doc? what? what do you want? wasn't too sure what to do with them. i didn't want to leave them in the trash 'cause, you know... because they're not trash. they, uh, might be used as evidence at some point. i figured you'd have somewhere to keep them till them. yeah, good onya, mate. we'll, uh... ..we'll keep them for as long as it takes. come on, attenborough. i've got an idea. [deshawn] this is your plan? where better to base your animal export racket than in one of the largest logistics hubs in the country? and if i'm right, whoever robbed natureland killed mitchell and we already have him on tape. yeah, except we don't know who they are thanks to the balaclavas.

that's where the gait tech comes in. you said it yourself - we don't have a database. so let's build one. okay, fellas, i need everyone to form a line. first gentleman up, let's go. [program trills] -next. -okay. [evie] next. next. come on, matey. that it, bro? i'm good. you good? yeah, i will be once you stop wasting my time. [program trills] [keyboard clacks] 256-bit encryption. that's a little bit over the top, isn't it? come on, come on. okay.

boss lady already thinks you're not up to this. gotta impress mackey, dumb-ass. [squawks] mackey dumb-ass. no! no, no, no, no, no. don't say that. don't say that, okay? -no, no. -mackey dumb-ass. [blue] i'm the dumb-ass. mackey's my boss and she... she's terrifying! but she's very nice, okay? mackey...mackey nice! mackey nice! [squawks] mackey dumb-ass. [mackey] i like what mitchell's done to the place. ugh, i'm getting flashbacks to every furnished apartment i've ever lived in. [jd] right? [mackey] who does this? labels for, what, sheets, pillow slips, duvets? 'doonas', in case you need to buy one. -sounds made up. -[chuckles] still, i'm gonna have to buy all this stuff once the fleet pulls out and i have to find some proper digs. where am i supposed to get all this housey stuff? a housey-stuff store, i guess. sounds challenging.

as far as degree of difficulty goes, i'd say it's a, you know, 7.5. how long you say you've been living out of a suitcase for? trying to remember the last time i didn't. oh, right. well, make that a 9, then. long time to be away from family, huh? okay. [edgy music] [mackey] sarge? yeah. wow. okay. -you read table? -no, afraid not. what do you think this means? i'm not sure, but it was written by a compliance officer who was involved in trafficking exotic animals, one of which ended up killing him. -hm. -be good to know, wouldn't it?

yeah. [blue] oh, my goodness. it's beautiful. yeah, if you get off on pure math. i know, right? how'd do you with mitchell's phone? uh...big-time encrypted. but i did manage to hack his playlist. and? and, um, turns out that mr. mitchell was into some pretty trippy '90s german trance. uh, niels van gogh, laut sprecher, hiq... but the rest is scrambled eggy. but you're working on un-egging it, right? yep, totally un...un-egging, fully un-egged. [sighs] i won't let you down, agent mackey. [squawks] mackey dumb-ass. -no, no, he... -[chuckles] he's taken that totally out of context.

-just crack the phone, blue. -[sighs] [program pings] no! i...i don't think we have to. [clicks] i'm the dumb-ass! -i don't know how i missed this. -missed what? ever since i fired up mr. mitchell's phone, he's been receiving incoming notifications and... -i'm such a nuffy! -come again? -[blue] every 30 seconds. -[program pings] see, social media and newsfeeds, they're randomized based on what people post. but this is regular. this feels like a geolocator of some sort. [program pings] so someone was tracking mitchell's phone. no, i think he was tracking someone else's and whoever it is, they just left the naval supply depot, heading towards mascot. -patch it through to my phone. -already have. mackey says, "good job, blue." [squawks] mackey dumb-ass. [snickers and laughs] let's go. solve that...and that. well done. what are you doing to me, buddy?

i'm already an endangered species around here, okay? i don't need your help. [train rattles] -hey, big fella. -[car door shuts] [knock at door] hello, tommy. remember us? got some questions about lee mitchell. huh, nah, i don't really know the guy. hey, so how come his phone had a gps tracker linked to yours, huh? nah, i don't know anything about that. no? we found it in a crawl space underneath the community hall... ..where he died. know nothing about that too? mitchell wasn't in on it. he was onto it.

he put a tracker in your phone and followed you to your stash house. where you caught him and killed him. yeah, i wanna speak to my lawyer. yeah, no worries. hey, while we wait, um, you should hear the message he recorded while he was dying. hey, play him the part where he was begging for them to let him out of the crawl space. or maybe his dying words to his mum? [jd] help us out here and it won't all come down on you, tommy. walk away and all bets are off. look, mitchell... ..was a nosy bastard. but he didn't deserve that. the snake was way too much and i told him that. told who? whose idea was it, tommy?

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