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tv   Pyos-5  NTV  December 4, 2023 10:35am-1:01pm MSK

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listen, take away the beast, i can’t listen, he ’s our star, the internet, and he’s the one eating carrots, i saw it, it’s cool, the sevs have already seen, but they didn’t see me hit in the face with eggs and tomatoes, weeks, and look, schmuck bald, bearded, listen, why did you want to kill lazinsky? no one wanted to kill him, why? well, one companion was kidnapped, the second was stabbed to death, here he is the third, mazinsky cheated one person out of money, refused to pay the insurance, they hired us to punch him in the face, that's it, that's it, that's it, that's it, the syringes you brought heroin, let me ask them off myself, just a second, the handcuffs will be back, i remind
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fighting, and there is no need to bark, by the way, this video, where i beat two goblins in a snowstorm, has received 40 views. and where the dog told you 800, how much? 8:00, because he pissed me off, it’s because i was there in the frame, that’s why there are so many views, in general he should be jailed for incontinence, oh, malazinsky’s dossier, a huge number of lawsuits from offended clients, yeah, charges of fraud, forgery documents were destroyed as evidence, so lazinsky was still that beetle, oh, lyosha, these are such dangerous creatures. i ’ll tell you, i was bitten by a beetle as a child, i had to get vaccinated against rabies, yes lenka, 40 injections, yes, alazinsky was creative at an insurance company, huh? figured out
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how not to pay injured clients , not to pay, namely, it would be even more fun , once he planted evidence that the client himself had set up an insured event, so it was not for nothing that the clients wanted to punch him in the face, yes, he still has a huge number of mistresses and big problems with husbands, yes, almost my dear, yes, and also he was registered in a drug treatment clinic. but we should talk to this bug, he’s in the inquiry office, yeah, but i want to talk to a lawyer, he’ll be there soon, but for now we have a few questions for you, well, off the record,
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i already said, i don’t know who from why ? killed brix, strange, but that’s not what we wanted to talk to you about, i don’t know who kidnapped kukushkin either, so, then why kidnap him, for what? ask those who did this, are you aware that they asked for a ransom for him? stupid, everyone knows, a bore is not worth a penny, maybe they wanted to get... some kind of incriminating evidence on you, but i don’t care, i have a carload of this incriminating evidence on me, a small cart, so what? yes, we know, your lawyer needs to pass off the milk as harmful. there is an alibi for the time of the murder, yes, my lawyer will tell you everything, he will show you, then you probably also collect the latest weapons, since
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there is no lawyer, your free advice, look, one of my friends, this is the guy who started the block, well, there are not enough people , small little people went and lapped only the dog, for some reason, what do, and it’s easy to fix, yes. more vulgarity, vulgarity, stupidity, and rudeness, people like it, more drugs, drugs, preferably a lot, cool, face a mountain of coke, so i understand, i understand, and sex, sex, so, it turns out to be sex, coke, and what better, back or maza, in back.
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maksimov, the huckster lives here, a second, yes, here, he probably knows all the drug addicts, and about this one of ours too, and that means we are like this without lights, without an order, right? let the police fuck him, sit there, that’s what kind of person you are, you didn’t even have time to lean back, you’ve already thrown yourself in, that’s powder, dental
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well, nine out of ten dentists approve of scented soap, fluffy towels and tooth powder, really, possession of weapons, one, distribution of drugs, two, assault on a police officer, that’s it, i’m listening, lazinsky is your client, but he doesn’t come, he sends a secret message. yeah, well , let's go, come on, come on, move your rolls, and now it will be like in the movie salpuccino, face in coke. he may be sick, but he is. the doctor said, weigh your head more often. come on, move it, move it. oh, lida, how much? heroin for
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the police, that's a joke, yeah, not funny, s vazinsky, what kind of relationship do you have, no , no, no relationship with heroin in the office, i’ll take this one for examination, you just didn’t tell me last time, lazinsky and i are lovers, lazinsky also collects weapons, knives, all sorts of other things disgusting, but i'm willing to swear he didn't kill anyone. hello, now the ransom for kukushkin’s life is 200,000, i don’t care about him, leave
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this bore to yourself, they’ll finally let me inject myself today. no one is home, oh, i found a ring, so i want to look at it in the car, well, the cupino. she doesn't know which one he was there, i would buy him, there is no money, but again he climbs on you, you would feed him or take him for a walk, but i don’t have a coin, i can’t understand what he wants, lyosha, yeah, come on, i told you i
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’ll give it to you to him, now a person will suffer a little, i’ll give it back right away, look at who did this to you, and why the hell did you ruin such a shoot for me? what kind of shooting? about sex, about violence? in short, i wanted to first with... well, this is quarantine, that i already have a gun, that is, the blood is not
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real, but where, well, what are you talking about, i didn’t want to take it from lenka, but lenka didn’t give it, so whether it’s beets or beets, i somehow can’t tell the difference, igor, you need death to beat a dog. live. lyoshenka, are you disturbing us? lyosha, why are you bothering us? sorry to interrupt your pleasures, but lazinsky’s body was found, the effect, yes, even neatly, there is blood here, how? i'm kidding, dude, alazinsky was pinned, i mean, whoever pinned him gets his fingerprints,
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damn, he's probably got a spear from some collection, we should find it, that's all. i'll delete the photo, wow , do you hear, lemondov, they told me you lost the ring, what did you say, take it for yourself a couple, you offer to steal them, lesh, can you have a second, you can. yeah, well, what the hell, he doesn’t need it anymore, nothing, last warning, now 300,000, the deadline is running out to get it, how much time, 3 hours left,
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we need to hurry, that’s it, great, so, the kidnappers called, they gave the place and time . 3000 in small bills, plus a marker, everything is ready , i want to take a picture with the money in the background, go to the market with the money, take a photo, that’s what all the blacks do, a special suitcase with a marker, why haven’t i seen markers, or what? then i carry, no one will even trust you to talk nonsense, to the date to carry it, well, please, damn it , well, i’m a star, i have subscriptions, but my uncle is a general, after all, but i won’t open it, okay, okay, what okay, take body armor and weapons, we don’t have body armor, lesha, i mean, let him carry it, no, i said, i said, under your responsibility, lesha, for
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did it myself. tore it off, what operation should you banish, by the way, in your cockpit, find him, i’ll personally rip his head off, if you allow me, i have photographs from surveillance cameras, we managed to establish what kind of minibus it was, and what kind of minibus it was, it was stolen from a film studio, listen, but nothing else was lost at the film studio, german uniform, several knives and a spear. we should still visit lusha. do you think criminals have a nest there? hollow, hole, birdhouse, beaver nest, get busy, philologists, i don’t understand.
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will shoot you, receive a ransom, and disappear forever with the money. come on, oh, how, and you say he’s a bore, he’s bright, well , uncle, he’s had his fill, at least now, listen, max, you can handle this without me, not for the first time, lyash, yes, i’ll go, yes, i’ll go, i’ll look for the ring, come on, come on, look, i remembered, i haven’t looked at home yet, yes, yes, well, i would have lost it anyway, but
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three rings are enough for me, that igor, lost to his smaller brother, are you crying now, yes, oh, do you hear, so far, yes, there are cooler, more serious and brighter dudes, is this a threat? this is a contrast, one guy took his ears and screwed them up to a yacht, whose own and on a trip around the world for 20,000 likes, yes, the times, the yacht, before, as it was, igor, they messed up something, they dipped in shit, they rolled in shit , walk around, embarrass yourself, and now you’re covered in shit and walking around, burping in the elevator. yeah, you're not a pig or
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yes, lesh, yes, yeah, yes, i’m right with the things already ready for work, yes, that's it, send me your address, that's it, yes, come on, until, until, i said, there will be no rubbish from this house on the mine. in another junk car peri, removed the tail, great, watch, but impressive, witnesses describe the safari, hunted... there are shell casings, different blood, and where are the witnesses? they called from that house and said that they were chasing the victim in a jeep, but where did the victim go? dragged to the barbecue? well, judging by the trail , they dragged it to the car, it’s strange that they didn’t throw it, yes,
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well, hunters like to show off their trophies, right, i mean trophies, well, why can’t you hang it on the wall? and then you have to brag on social networks, look, we waited, igor, i finally decided, world tour, with a flashing light, cool, i have my own moronic jokes, and good morning to you, good, i’m very hesitant about this, where, where is the victim’s body, where? absent, no body, no case, there is blood, this is blood , this is indura, this is capchep, my dear figus is drying up, why the hell did you call me, i didn’t call you, igor, bye , i photographed everything, no body, yes , while the watch is on,
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an amazing rug, is this a gift, or do you want to move in with me, where did you put it , hello, i’m a monster, uh, uncle, i examined the bodies, commendable, len, i know that this is your work, everyone died at different times, deaths violent. everyone has an extreme degree exhaustion, alcoholism, drug addiction, and our last victim 32 penetrating weapons were not listed in the database, they lived to see the homeless warriors already, by the way, about homeless people, nezdilov is now also a homeless person, i heard he was kicked out of the duma, i heard correctly, how good it is that i if he didn’t get married, he would have
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been kicked out for the second time. and you maksimov will not marry. what is this? and your house is a mess, you can’t bring a decent girl there. well, no need for dirt, i did the general cleaning, threw out all the trash, so lenochka, please invite me, i’m waiting. well, pray to god so that i don’t make a mistake with my choice. of course, such a groom is marriageable, so come in. ham. igor, what are you doing here? there, claudia begs you to come home. not yet. oh, bye. oh, hi, igor, hi. listen, maybe you
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can help her a little? igor. get on your knees, call first, yes, of course, there was still something missing, let him suffer, this is such a method, decorating with rafters, oh, this must be painful. whatever you are talking about, don’t continue, the body of the second victim has been identified, this is sergei naryshkin, nicknamed narco, and gold he drank when he was a teenager, then he started taking drugs, his wife left him, he lived alone, well, well, nothing, he doesn’t remind me of anyone, he drank, his wife left him, igor, and woe, in general, if naryshkin bought drugs. our informant should know him, i’ll go and talk, and i’ll say, when i return, yegor,
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so that this junk isn’t here, wait, wait, wait, wait, sergei naryshkin, nickname of the drug addict, looks like a homeless person, that’s how i know him, i in the know, uh, he was just because of his carefree family, yeah, and he lived in a big professor’s apartment, by the way, a big professor’s apartment, yes, how you showed up on his path in life, well, he started drinking, and then our paths diverged. why? maxim, he just switched to drugs. why did they kill him? well, for debts, maybe? you need to ask baryga about this. so, what kind of
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naryshkin. homeless people in jeeps with machine guns. i'd like to look at this. yes, lenochka. there is information by phone. ryga, the day before he called naryshkin’s ex-wife twice. i don’t remember, i told you that these murders are connected, so i was just telling you about it, damn happiness, so, come on, get off your asses and free up my place, from which one? what from which? numbers, numbers , what does a contender have to do with me, well... number one comes, he fell for my marriage renewal, we ’re trying to investigate a double murder here, you don’t mind, i don’t mind, it’s double, well, just the two of us in the corridor and investigate, no, igor , either the three of us will investigate your first one, or
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husband, hem? second husband, went to walk the dog out the window, dog out the window, funny, i take into account the fact that we didn’t have a dog , and the third, and the third was, of course, igor, but what about without a third, in general, that’s why no one wants to communicate with me, they call me a black widow, they say, and i bring misfortune , so all three of your husbands died, no, no, what are you, all four died, igor, yes,
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how do you know, but in the reports it was, and what does this change something, igor? or are you chickening out? who, who chickened out? where are the nesters and where is the fear? where? listen, honey, i will definitely call you, definitely, as soon as i serve 15 years for the murder of my previous wife, well , i’ll rewind the tag, i’ll wait, yes, of course, by the way, igor, igor, there are services that are right in prison for you. yes, and igor will wait for you, yes, igor, he will definitely wait if they don’t kill him in prison, fifth, i, alone.
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great widow, go to hell , yours, igor, yeah, fifth, sixth, seventh, hello, hello, police, hello, well, about your ex- husband, come in, come in, you’re tired, how are things with you, when the last time we saw our ex was 3 years ago, on the day of the divorce, but what ran away with him? to put it mildly, he indulged in excess, like you did, yes, he drank
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heavily, yes, yes, and you left him, yes, you left him, yes, we treated him until the very end , he became addicted to drugs, of course, you see, the dealer who is yours i supplied my husband with drugs, called you twice, why, you vile person, vile person, okay, enough, tried to find out where he disappeared to? his one of the most profitable clients, and you live alone, or you have a husband, one, wait a second, yes, of course, at least two, but in vain, one time doesn’t, igor, doesn’t count, you for such a beautiful lady, it’s simply indecent to live alone in such a large apartment, i’ll think about it, what’s there to think about, there’s nothing to think about, it ’s harmful to think, choose yours. may be just one jump away, you need a profitable
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and handsome husband, you are right, and i’ve been divorced for so long, yes, i’m also like, no, no, i’m not his, i’m not his, i didn’t have him in mind, on him , he has an apartment, he has a stinking dog , and someone only has a ficus igor, oh, look, a naked woman, look, quickly, tell me, did your husband have any enemies? no, neither enemies nor friends, no women, there weren’t even women , the trouble is, i don’t understand that women are so attracted to you that you should also get yourself a pet and the dog appreciates me, but what does that have to do with it, it’s just that women see your impudence , yours are large, square, now, bokhtanok
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, why are they square, and how do i know why they are square large meters of your apartment, shift worker, come in, come here, where you go, your new grandfather is waiting for you, just like that, vindali , what an unprecedented dump on me, yes, yes, klava will wish that they kicked me out, of course, i’ll ask the extra ones to hang themselves igor, i’ll be as silent as peas against a wall, that’s for sure, and i’m going to a master class, to a master class, okay, 2 seconds after me, come on, yes, lenochka, no, i, i i can’t now, len, well , in 15 years, tell me, where are you going? without me, i’ll tell you, then, no
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, you’ll tell me, i can shoot a video for you , you’ll shoot a video for you, come here, hello, i came through an advertisement, i came to get acquainted with my bright, cultural, original personality, who exists somehow ? i'm torturing one, in the ad states that you are not satisfied with your gender, absolutely, absolutely my gender does not suit me, i hesitated to sleep on the floor, well, we are adults, let's go straight to sex, no, to yours, to your living space, living space, and the ad says it's beautiful apartment, yes, but you have so many books, why, we’ll burn them, we’ll burn the books, we’ll hand them over to the waste store. and there’s also a dog, we’ll burn the dog, we’ll put it in a chinese restaurant for
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the vietnamese, and the nesters, no, no, no, no, bacchante, that’s it, no eye master. that's it, don't bother me building my personal life, you haven't yet i realized that she is hunting for your living space , you are a greedy mercantile creature , i dreamed of such shit, i warned you, so i warn you too, you will climb, i will settle forever in this office at your table, i will wash my feet there, sleep, eat and fry the herring, oh that’s it, we’ll finally take it away, yah. i agree to everything, but i need a guarantee, what kind of guarantee that no one will come to us here, no one will come to us, no one will come to us, no one can interfere with ours i say, it’s already happiness, no, i’m talking about something else, let’s exchange , no,
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powers of attorney for the apartment, yours, for me, and for me, yours, as a sign of our extreme closeness, you can’t come to me, it’s somehow strange, oh, lord, i, i’m ready for anything, where, what, here you go, and now , and now, and now, turn off the light, i ’m embarrassed, hello , oh, i’m sorry, well, someone fell for the ad, of course, one inconsolable widow came, and grief, well, that’s right, there’s no need
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to rush, in such it’s dangerous to make a mistake in business, for the second time, i absolutely agree with you, we have something on the case, well , all the bodies from the forest cemetery have been identified, all were killed, each of them sold an apartment shortly before their death, moreover, the deal was drawn up by the same notary, well, that’s the motive, so we went, we absolutely agree, igor, what? are you not alone here? oh, then i'll turn on the light. no need, it's late. oh, i shouldn't have. yes, well, there was no need, let everyone watch how we work, right igor?
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tell me, please, dear, don’t you need to see a notary right now? there’s no need right now, no need, thank god, otherwise we ’re about to interrogate him already, yes, let’s somehow this time without me, otherwise i have no idea, yeah, and where is your fiancée, she put me in a position, and deceived me, oh, she stole the power of attorney for the apartment, ran away, well , why should you worry, you don’t have apartments, yes, i have nothing to worry about, you need to worry, you don’t have it, i’m trusted. i wrote to yours that, well, that’s not the worst thing, she stole clothes too, yes, just think, she swept everything, swept everything, the bitch, didn’t even leave her panties, listen, how you got me, honestly, this one rug is rushing,
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it came from nowhere , another he’s making a power of attorney for someone else’s apartment , he’s a degenerate, i don’t have spare panties, he’s a redneck, so uncle, that means i’m going to the notary, you stay with the elder, make sure that the wheels don’t come off the car, i understand, we’ll be back soon. what is this, or did you think that i wouldn’t see him, that’s it, forget about him, i said,
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hello, hello. police, please come in, we're investigating a series of murders, coffee, no thanks, i don't drink. tea, how can i help you? here i have a list of notarial transactions that you executed, please check, yes, yeah, indeed, i completed these transactions, everything was legal, you just understand that all... the owners of the sold apartments were all killed immediately after the transaction was completed, so what is
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the question, do you suspect me? but you seriously don’t see a connection between the sale of an apartment and murder? are you married? which one? porod events in divorce, but what? great, don't you think? do you have questions for the deputy, but no, i have the least number of questions for the legislative assistant, right? so the notary only checks documents and certifies transactions? everything, yes, it came, sorry, i’m dumb, uh-huh, so we have a suspicion that the transactions were not made entirely voluntarily, that is, you think that i beat someone here, and you beat someone here? no, no one was beaten or scared here , thank god, the documents were in order, if you have any more questions, no, no more,
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’s okay, four silent guys from the morgue promised to share with you, who can do what, you ’re the fifth, remember? yes, let's go, let's go, i'll throw you into some water. i just think you have too many limbs for a homeless person, yes, you’re crazy , put the saw back in place, put the saw back in place, close your mouth, close your mouth, oh, lenka, well, it’s going to hurt, it’s going to hurt when i start to tear it off. oh, exactly , booze, vodka, yes, you need to drink this, this, this, well , this is for camouflage, for external use, igor, of course, i was betting on something else
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but the person feels bad. comrade, why are you burping and burping, intelligent people live here. i’m in the car with the kochaks, or bezakhs, i’m beating people, yeah, we’re drinking, our man, dear, light, and a lot of glory, a good day, and a lot of bread, as if life, swayed to the right, now, now. leaning to the left, cool, it said, yes, yes, who said, brodsky, brodsky, he’s booking with you, no
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, he’s already there, oh, no way, blasphemy, i also have one friend, narco, his name is! yeah, somewhere he’s rubbing against you, haven’t you heard that? be careful, because yesterday a bad person also asked about him, but that’s it, it’s already here, brodsky is there, come on, yes, come on! it’s easier, well, well, well, here you guys have nature, yes, fresh air. not
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i’ve come, open it, oops, comrade naparius, i think i lost it somewhere, it probably fell out in a hole, let ’s come back, yes, i don’t worry, oh, but the sticks, i forgot, the sticks, please come in, turn your attention to the view from the window , oh, the view from the window, just gorgeous, yes, not bad, well, the layout, the layout, the spread, well, yes, very good, there ’s a toilet there, by the way, i need to go there, i’m going there! sign already, sign,
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signed, what are you doing in my apartment? in yours, yes, by the way , i have a power of attorney, and i will now have a deed of gift, you hear, sign, cheburashka, don’t be wiser, the deed of gift already includes two gorillas with guns, and i have a power of attorney and two goblins. with huge guns.
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hello, gnezdilov, what are you doing in maksimov’s apartment? klava, klavushka, how did you know he was here? maksimov said, i didn’t ask about the shots, i hear women’s voices. klava, i'm alone here. gave a house to different people women, but that's not what you thought,
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what did you say about the apartment? forget about the apartment, it’s not ours, it’s mine, it’s mine, you’re a moron, you gave my apartment to this, don’t show up without an apartment. slava, i’m not a cable , hi igor, hi, it’s been a while since i’ve had so much fun, it’s reminiscent of wrestling in the mud, although no, more likely to the pigsty,
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write me a new power of attorney max, that a’. igor, how many of them there were, two govrilas, two gomblins and two hysterics, a complex, sailed.
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nest, tell me honestly, are you completely fucked up? and what is it, i don’t work for naftoshchak, naftoshchak, what can it be, igor, what, please. come back family, where else will you find such a treasure as ladiya? by the way, women fought for me, they don’t shit people like me, they just kick them out, silently, well, look, you come back home, and there’s a note: igor, soup is on the table, take a rag and wipe it off, i know
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these jokes, and then sits down next to you and in a human voice that tells you so much, your phone is ringing, so it ’s yours, claudia, yes, my love, i’m running, flying, running, yes, okay, so be it, you can keep two of your favorite toys, i said three, daleen, well
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, was the search for your new wife crowned with success? why didn’t i look for her , i had one, that’s enough for me, wait, gnezdilov told me that you asked for a marriage announcement, i understood him correctly, yes, for him, well, i congratulate you, i posted your photo and a photo of yours apartments, and thanks len, but i’ll get by somehow, can i, that is , you... against women in your house, no, that you’re the opposite, and by the way, i even have one for you see, while leonida is on a business trip, maybe she’ll stop by, just like that, like that.
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