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tv   Bim  NTV  December 19, 2023 12:00am-12:51am MSK

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well, let's go for these.
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we're catching up, motherfucker, until you learn to sleep in your place, you won't get meat. “i don’t want you to sleep in my
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bed and lick my nose, but where is it? i was late for work because of you, if i get fired, it’ll be your fault, and bring me that damn pipe already.” , give me, give me!" well, what did you bring? who put it there, who hid it there? don't ever do that again. yes, i'm listening. great. hello. hello, makarushka. hello kate. hello. where's bim? punished at home.
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can you describe the attackers, they were wearing masks, but there is a camera here, you can look, yes, i saw it, but a lot of money was stolen, 3 million, and you can ask what kind of money, personal savings, i wanted to put it in the bank, on the machine, what? yeah, panelal, panel, it’s accepted
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, that means it’s makarshka, on the district road there’s an upside-down lada, that means there’s a corpse and a machine gun, i understand, that’s it, it’s clear, let’s go , you’re done, yes, let’s go, fuck you, you ’re millionaires, what? what are we going to do with this dough? let's drink it, i don't have enough liver, but what should we do with them, look at them or something, these money fell from the sky for us, we should use them wisely you need to spend it wisely, wisely, it’s like, yesterday i saw in a restaurant, a man ate such a leg of lamb in one face, i want that too, tolyan, who’s going to take you to the restaurant?
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you stink, but i’ll wash myself, what’s the option, wait a minute, i want it too. let's! great! well, what do you have here? great! well, we see two cars at breakneck speed, we are behind them, and they are at the intersection in different directions, but we dived to the left after one, he disappeared into the dog yard, and this corpse, however, he was not alone, there was another one. had long hair beard, when we approached the car, he was no longer there, well, that means he didn’t wait for you, he left, in this car, yes, listen, andrey evgenevich,
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what’s with the money, it’s not in the car, when will you come back, i don’t understand yet, i'll call you back. any chance of finding them? yes, there ’s always a chance, we’ll look for the gun, well, if your snout was here and makar, we’d pick up the trail in no time, we’ll handle it ourselves. listen, let me run the store, otherwise there
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’s so much money, and i’m still sober, oh, yes, wait, will you have time? when was the last time you took a shower? once? still in the orphanage? were you in the sauna? never. well , let's go take a steam bath. you know, i was definitely born wearing a shirt, i don’t even understand how i stayed alive. well, carry it some more. how will they know that you will bring money, no idea , what did he say, they stole personal funds of 3 million, 3 million, but what should i say, i would say that they stole 50 lemons of wealth, yeah, so that they
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would ask where this came from, you need problems, i don’t, well , i don’t know what will happen to the money now, but we’ll look, i don’t know what... what are you talking about? yes, i am, well, who am i? why are you yelling? well, that's how i talk. god, you won't get any contracts from me. dim, well, dim, wait,
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to stay at home, oh'? and i'm looking for you everywhere? why didn't you call? and my husband deleted your number from my phone. well that's not a problem. i talked to dusya, and she wants to visit yours. yeah, well, well done, we are always happy to have guests. will it be convenient tonight? of course, i’ll call you, well then, see you, yes, bye, listen, rickety, we have a prospect, oh, sauna, sauna, now
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one. we understand, hello, uh , stand, what do you need, let's get out of here, we need to wash ourselves, stand here, try to agree that there is no one, and we'll split the money, so you have half an hour, but you still want money, let's say, buy us some clothes, there’s a store around the corner, i saw it, it’s expensive, and we’re not poor, so you have half an hour there, then bring the receipts, pastolette, look at what they’re doing, they
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’re a professional, a clean makar, the main thing on the machine numbers is not...
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i was at home on saturdays, i was at home, you had a house, a wife, cattle, sheep, chickens, but where are they now, the cops ate them, listen, huh? how i was born again, well, i bought it, and brought the receipts, maybe i can fit the girls in for you, it’s better to have a beer, completely remove the beard, or how, or how, you,
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completely remove it. well, let's go eat a leg of lamb? let's not go, but let's go. thank you, we sat down.
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guys, lower the car, lower it, lower it, lower it, come, look, come to me, bim. search, search, take the trail, take the trail, that's it, pick it up, pick up, why aren’t you answering the calls, we
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ran into a cop, i know, come on, money, i don’t have any, and where did they take them, the homeless people , are you driving me away, but i lost my mind, i saw how they ran into the park with a bag, what park, what homeless people, what are you telling me here... a bottle of vodka, a leg of lamb, two, okay,
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gentlemen, guys, give me a hangover, get out of here, you homeless person, a horse. did you get the gold, or even the highest standard, from your grandmother? these are antiques, do you, do you know how much they cost? but he came up and hit me, i woke up in the ambulance, we need a list of stolen things, at night they robbed a lambshop, obviously strays, like they are, here's a burnt, bought a gift for svetka, earrings, they turned out to be stolen, from... don't do this, otherwise you'll hurt your back. reckless, new season, greed, terrible power, vanya, you don’t know, tomorrow at 20:00 on ntv.
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sure that we... where did we put the car? we gave it away; the trunks were drowned. bim, wait, wait. if you want money, you need to correct the situation, they ran there, there are abandoned warehouses, let's go,
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look, but there are a lot of people here. why are we looking for your friends, one is lame, the other wears orange caps, i don’t know, it’s okay, you’ll go with us, where, we’ll bury them instead, let them go, they’re gray salt , they don’t live on a rough road, listen, why did you
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get divorced? and i didn't get divorced, she got me kicked out. the other showed up, and why didn’t you punch him in the face, there was a moment, he kicked me out of the house, took my documents, said he’ll put me in jail if i show up , you’re lucky, you had a wife, a house, i never had anyone, okay, nothing, let's.
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48 49 500 that means how is it, dear mother , what money do you hear for three already 16 ml 500 16500 16 million 500 thousand. i don’t know about you guys, this money will be enough for me for the rest of my life, and you know what, makar, i ’m taking my share right now, listen, maybe i can share it with a beaver, which beaver,
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why are you going on with the beaver, go, you know , where is your beaver, what else is in the minute, so that with that kind of money, i would work, oh, be healthy, that colonel, like me... i wish you good health, are you completely crazy here, comrade colonel, allow me to report, report to klimov, during operational search activities i discovered, we discovered funds in the amount of 49,500 rubles. and what are you going to do with these funds? bring it to you? well , come on, eat, why are you snoring? and not by
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shoulder straps? what should i say to the victims? a didn't find anything? yes, but what if he complains? and we’ll send a kill to him, they ’ll leave him without any pants at all, well, yes, as always, no, come on, go to him, explain the situation, there’s also a colonel, there’s also a colonel, nothing, no need, uh, wrap it up business, wrap it up. what can i tell you, makarushka, that’s it, don’t press on the mazole,
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hello, dear? “it’s me, the kabalitsin’s house is still for sale, well, say that we’re buying it, yes, that’s it, that’s it, i won’t distract you, i’ll kiss you, come on!” well, in general, they were here, went to the sauna, went to the sauna, i wonder if they were going to eat the leg, what? baranya, a cafe on the embankment, it
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was a long time ago, about four hours ago, let's go. this is the street, this is the house. “hello, nina, hello, tolya, your cop is at home, i’m getting my passport.” no, he
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doesn’t live here anymore, yes, yes, you come in, i’ll set the table, no need, we’re from a restaurant, that ’s what you’ve become, you walk around in a suit, no, well, what do we need oligarchs, he... gives us money , the chickens don’t peck, we can buy everything here. yes, andrey evgenievich, where have you gone, why
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haven’t you brought the loot yet? i’m dealing with these issues, what do you mean you’re doing it? let's not by phone to come to me urgently, i’m waiting for you on the yacht, i’ll go into this one, and you check the others. dear, there are two guys here in identical light suits, they didn’t come in, no, they didn’t come in, they left in a taxi, who called the taxi, i called the taxi, what car? we also decided
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to open our own tavern so that the fat would always be free. i'm sorry! just, i’ll probably go for a walk, hello, hello, the most lively avatar of all. i
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had goosebumps throughout the entire number. avatar show, second semi-final. on sunday at 20:20 on ntv. ntv apartment building at margulis's new year's housewarming. december 31, immediately after the new year's mask. my mother taught me everything. she showed, and i simply repeated. so it is in finance and investing. with tenkov investments, i simply repeat the transactions of successful investors. tinkov investments are easy. repeat transactions of successful investors and earn money. tinkov. anonymous kidnapped your daughter. give it to me. she's the key to who's behind this. i have to talk to her. why would you risk your life for my daughter? i generally do you understand who? you remember that i would have done this, you understand that everything is for me. i help not grow. i am helping sasha belov, who is trying to find his daughter. premiere of the series offline 2. just vokko, remember
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i had no intention of taking this money, do you believe me? well, okay, let's say i was wrong, well , without misleading, okay, well, let's reset the situation, friends should sometimes understand each other, we are friends, but give me your paw! thank you, well done, well, let's go? let's go,
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i'll calm him down and come. after all, you’re a sycophant, you’re currying favor with your superiors, the boss took 49 million for himself, you didn’t even say a word! and me for a ruble a little i didn’t eat shit, take the dog away, calm down, comrade, we’ll open the trunk.
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well, it turns out that he organized the attack himself? well, yes , he didn’t want to share, we contacted his partner, well, everything became clear, so yes, by the way, the partner was very interested in when he could withdraw the money, uh, so what did you tell him? well, after the investigative actions, i gave you your phone number, hello, zaya, we are not buying a house, klimov, as always, ruined everything.
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and why are you up, this is your wife, go to her, let’s read.
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