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tv   Shpion 1  NTV  December 21, 2023 1:40am-2:31am MSK

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how is it going? are you going to sit here until the morning? no, i’ll finish my drink now and go, can i give you a lift? well, look, like you warned me? well, if you want, hit me, dima, i can’t do anything with myself, get over it already, and the best thing for the new year is to be free with a clear conscience. “i fell in love with her, you know, and we
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wanted to tell you, but then she was kidnapped, and then she sent me, but i’m still like a dog waiting to be brought, she called , rushed over, didn’t open the door, i’m sitting under the windows, i see, what do you see, what do you see, dima, you also seem to be divorced, but you just lost your temper? i came right away, she’s my wife, but let the ex be needed, i’m obliged, i owe something, i owe something, dima, you came because you i'm drawn to her because you can't live without her, you can't breathe, and i can't.
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but she can , do you see a man with a dog? well, yes, i see. she checks like a professional, just so as not to scare her away, the special forces are ready, yes, ready,
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eddie , boy, where did you run, get ready, command the capture, run to the ground, hands so that i can see. don’t move, hands, hands, i protest, hands so that i can see, i russian diplomat, i demand the consul , you have the right to remain silent, i protest, i protest, i am a russian diplomat, this is yours , i see it for the first time, this is a dirty provocation, i was walking the dog, where is my dog, pick it up, daddy, boy, daddy
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, my boy, the report that they gave me to read didn’t mention this, and you, of course, don’t know, and i, of course, don’t know, that’s the only thing we were missing right now, what should the americans show him, except... .heaps of ashes are nothing to them, the guest deb
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promised not to make a fuss, it was leaked to the press, no, i’m telling you, no fuss, no leaks, we're just quiet. service, he may be aware of viryanov’s detention, and if not, ilya konstantinovich, the fbi are not fools, they won’t say a word to the cia, they will wait in the park for the one who comes to pick up the bookmark, when he
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should pick up our questions from the cache, in theory, it’s late tonight... in washington, amazing, less than 12 hours, what are we going to do, think.
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who else was brought there?
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good morning harley, we had a lot of fun yesterday, i see. damn, it didn’t seem like it, you’re home alone, as i understand it, yes, stephanie took the kids to florida for a week, i noticed you miss your family a lot, i'll come by, i won't be long, don't worry, okay, i'm not asking you to call. an employee of the station was caught in a bookmark, an ambush was set up at this place by the fbr, you need
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to warn the agent, and there is a backup communication channel, but it’s too long, and i need it today, no later than 10 pm washington time, the employee was detained, released, everyone is pretending , that nothing happened, so, so, what resources do we have, well, let’s say, let’s say, we can connect the mit, and even the kremlin, but to what purpose? connect, there is, there is one thought. did you tell greers about colbert's contacts with amil, or did he tell you? i don't remember, richard, i don't remember. it is very important. remember.
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moreover, the one who set us up with colbert is taking us away from the real story. do you understand this? for a jog, soon i will completely get fat and stop liking you, sir, you are in
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amazing shape, seriously, thank you for the compliment, but i still won’t let you go on friday.
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the head of bosnia and herzegovina, aliya izbekovic, has already stated that the serbian decision is an attempt belgrade to destabilize the situation in the young republic. it is reported that the president of georgia fled to armenia, his supporters continue the armed struggle with the provisional authorities in dvilisia. what if the russians managed to warn the agent? but we will hope for the best.
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everything is clean here. sir, i can rest for 5 minutes, but not for long. and let's not go to the cafe. okay, i'm smoking.
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the russian embassy in washington called the detention of a russian diplomat an unfriendly act, as it became known from a press release of the russian embassy, ​​which was received by 2 hours ago the largest newspaper of the united states television network, yesterday in a park in the suburbs.
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the feds somehow explained their behavior, they explained, they said that the operation was carried out spontaneously, they were afraid of a leak. well, in general, they still suspect us. dick, when that fvr gave up the pleasure of kicking our ass, now they're screwed. the russian diplomat had to be granted immunity. instead of spy papers, they got a pile of ashes; no one
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came to the tank. in addition, the russians created a huge scandal.
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avatar show second semi-final on sunday at 20:20 on ntv. maris nikolaevich is in a difficult situation. kiev demands the transfer of the black sea fleet to the jurisdiction of ukraine. it is clear that it is not the president of ukraine himself who is putting pressure on him, but we cannot give up the fleet. invited me for a walk, there are rumors, i emphasize, these are only rumors, that kiev has entered into negotiations with the americans about the possibility of leasing the sevastopol base to them. we need kipling to find out whether such negotiations are taking place
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and what exactly is being discussed? we can't contact kipling. after the failure of the connection, and that you do not have a backup communication channel, there is, but it needs to be activated, it has not worked for a long time, we live in interesting times. well honey.
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johnny, by what fate, a letter for you, i’ve already forgotten the last time i was here, i wonder who remembered this for you? no, i thought that everyone decided that i died a long time ago, oh well, don’t be sad, i started construction, yes, i want to renovate something. it’s not in vain that you were driving, this is from a newspaper advertisement, someone is going to buy my wreck while they were deciding how for what, i’ve already changed my mind about selling,
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have a coffee, no, i’m in a hurry, well, whatever you say, he drops by, of course, once a year , but the young people have their own lives, who wants to drag themselves into such wilderness, happily. the park covers an area of ​​about 5 hectares and is mainly popular with parents with children, athletes and couples in love. for what park does he not use it? it is visited by those who live in reston, and gres. assuming that...
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a total of about 40 people, such as cawley of the state department, general right of the pentagon intelligence agency, admiral tate, his daughter and son-in-law, cia officer, frank lampart, richard greers, deputy director of the cia, also reside in reston on fontai. good afternoon, my name is samuel shapira. you left a message for me. number 14 76 15
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92. wait a minute. i'll wait, of course. you listen? yes, i'm listening. message for the number. 1476 1592. this winter the bears are the most dangerous. it is in winter that bears are especially dangerous. is that all, sir? thank you, but it’s still easier, we can notify all territorial authorities, right? that's it, let's get on with things later. what is it? very interesting. what's there? and look. pyotr sergeevich, or what? yes. who is he with? with our
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new director? yes. interesting. for some time now, big bosses have started inviting you to their birthday. i didn't invite. you're probably singing this. uncle ilya, dima, everything is ready. and there pyotr sergeevich is with someone. yes, yes, milusha, let's go, yeah. "we are going through difficult times, but the task is
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we are always one, this is a high task, to sing, well, something like at a party meeting, so i’ll bring you to the main thing, my toast is in two parts, now part two, evgeny mikhailovich, please, yes. and this is so that they don’t think that i’m just like that, ilya konstantinovich, i ’m with a gift, a decree of the president of the russian federation, to confer the military rank of major general, ilya konstantinovich bessonov, president of the russian federation, boris nikolaevich yeltsin, well , wow, ilya, congratulations konstantinovich, of course, warmest wishes for good health. longevity from the president, thank you, well, i didn’t expect it, to be honest, thank you, well, hurray, hurray, congratulations father, ilya,
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congratulations. congratulations, thank you, oh, what a beauty, look, dad, well, it turns out, i caught up with you, pyotr sergeevich, i’m konstantinovich, by the next decree, the president awarded pyotr sergeevich the rank of lieutenant general, i hope this doesn’t upset you too much, what will you do to do, not to catch up, i congratulate you, congratulate you, congratulate you. there's toast.
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yes, i understand, sorry.
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if you don't drive me away, come on in, where to put the flowers in... a bucket a bucket under the sink, are you getting a job? no, i just like to read newspapers for free advertisements, so let’s have some tea, and you ’ll tell me everything, where you got your tea, there’s no tea,
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okay, let’s have some coffee. well, no , a new addition, look, i must understand, i looked, that’s it, it’s free, but you can’t, why should i, okay, no need to think, it’s great, earrings, where are you taking this, put it down, we’ll figure it out tomorrow, the ensign ordered, well, what should we take from her, no documents, the cow is still, in general, pure mimen, and well, nothing, they let us through, but they said
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next time we can’t do it without a passport. fever, he'll run into trouble someday, well , he'll run into trouble, it's his business, someone serves, someone makes money, what nonsense, and dima, why can't he give you money, he's offered it 100 times, so what? problem, you don’t have to yell, there’s no problem, i just won’t take anything from him, that is, sitting without a penny of money when there’s not even enough bread, that’s normal, i asked you not to yell. so
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okay, what about me, what do you have? will you take it from me? good evening, this is according to the advertisement, here it says you need a translator. oh,
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excuse me, hello, excuse me, i'm on an announcement, it's about a translator. i understand, excuse me, listen, commander, where did this money come from, but i don’t have that kind of money, listen, look at me, i look like a millionaire, i ’m getting ready at home, the thieves went to work, my brother is sick, i’m taking him home, from you i have a brother, i need it, what does this officer want, what does he want? the jackal wants money, come here, how much he wants, 700 rubles. in dollars, on the black market about 5
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dollars. give it to him, it’s a lot, and in general, take a closer look at the future, we need such people, it will be necessary, we’ll carry the tank through it, go, today it’s a cat, tomorrow it’s me and a pussy, every day.
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the country's most festive show mask mask new year's mask december 31 at 20:24 on ntv. ustyugov, i see, is upset, he’s been completely unhinged lately, look, back in 1987 three backup options were agreed upon with kipling; in the event of the loss of the main communication channel, we put one of the road signs along the way of his usual research.
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and gave him a proven communication system through the phone of a newspaper with free advertisements. us i need information on sevastopol, i really need it, well, sing, tomorrow the task will be in the cache at rock reid, and there it’s like kipling.
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the joint venture amersoft russia is adopted. alexander gavrilovich is busy right now, excuse me? yes, i understand, i'll tell you. yes, alexander gavrilovich, here. okay, come in. thank you,
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kisulya, shuri is such a freak who came to settle down, she won’t die, she’s dressed like the slop in the pictures. english, french, arabic, fluent, german, a little worse, cool, where did you learn all this, i worked for several years border, cool, model to the embassy, ​​okay, so translate something there, this is... a technical text, and there are terms here that i don’t fully understand, well
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, once you figure it out, what you understand, then translate, 802.206 processor with a clock frequency 10 mhz, this is megahertz, the motherboard is made in lpx format, the ram capacity is from 512 kb to 1 mb. well, smart girl, it’s okay to be married. this matters, but it’s not fundamental, i just need not only translation, but also how do the americans do it, this is personal, well damn, how personal assistant, personal assistant, here , here is a personal assistant, stand up, well, stand up, stand up, stand up, come on, oh, what a good girl, come on,
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show me what you can do, in what sense, come on like that, exchanger in the quick way to the hr department take shape. i’m wrong, they forgot, something else, in short, you
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suit me, come on, no offense, i just confused the shores, go get registered, yes, oh, damn it. and how do you like it, what can i say, it seems to me that this toy is not suitable for our operatives, for me it’s too light.
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yes, but now he has no problems with it, a post, another title. sir, something about you it’s embarrassing, uh-huh , it’s embarrassing, man, take the change, keep it
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, next time you’ll pour a normal beer, and not this shitty one, commander, come to us, you ’ve never tasted such chacha in your life, it’s like a mountain tear. hey, you're offending my aunt's grapes, arcacitelli, have you heard? come on, goodbye.
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but your snowman reported personal contacts in kamala with ben avid due to the massad special operations case. i'm not wrong. i'm not an expert on egypt, sir. i was just passing on information. you don't trust my source? frank, but argues with richard's arguments difficult. it is quite possible that your snowman was set up for us in beirut. kgb. in this case , we can cut off all contact with him. in no case.
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there is an absolutely unpredictable superstar music show on ntv, despite the fact that we only have five participants left, on stage we will see 10 superstars at once, imadas, alone in their houses, screaming in the city.
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i was completely blown away by the superstar semi-final of the premiere of why from you on saturday at 20:20 on ntv, i’m even afraid to ask what they poisoned, yes, not a lot, we have to take it, my dear, for sure. bim tomorrow at 22:10 on ntv,
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grandfather, who is the cardinal? i don’t know, what about you? now you’re reading, three musketeers, and this was once a movie, a long time ago, i don’t remember, i don’t remember all this. i traveled all over here as a kid, my father worked
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in the ministry of transport with the belite, he bounced around here on inspections, and he often took me with him, that you didn’t follow in the footsteps of your parent, but he wanted to put me in the moscow highway, but here i was stubborn, i want in the ryazan airborne forces, the film came out then, remember in the special attention zone, right? all the boys are in the landing party, comrade major, there for turn the upper lars, maybe we’ll stop and have a snack, there’s a checkpoint right behind it, no, another 15 kilometers, about 40 minutes somewhere, you can see what the road is like, well then we’ll have a snack, at the beginning of march, i’m major snow. was sent to the upper lar area to inspect checkpoints temporarily replacing border checkpoints. i took
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gaprindashvili with me, after all, david is from there, the places are familiar to him. no, i haven't read this report. yes, strictly speaking, it was not my area. we didn't see each other much after returning from beirut. snegur, did you ask to go on this business trip? no. "i definitely i remember that my father told me that snegur should be sent there. look, this is what this has to do with me. that is, you do not deny that you knew about snegur’s trip to the border with georgia. well, of course, i don’t deny it. look, snegur is going to meet arbi kharayev, they already know who he is. and you know about this meeting. snegur goes to upper lars. it turns out that you were well aware of this too, so let’s start
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again, maybe you remember something else? let's start with the kennedy assassination. everything is fine, the first one passed, and you spoke a lot, everyone loves dollars, this officer is a useful guy. but the inspector came to the second one.

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