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tv   Glavnaya doroga  NTV  December 23, 2023 10:20am-11:01am MSK

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european territory of russia, a powerful atlantic cyclone will penetrate into our atmosphere even more, the air flows have already been changed and the super-anomalous heat has gone, now a portion of even cooler air is coming, or rather, it would be more correct to say less warm, because the temperature will continue to decrease, but in this case it will remain higher according to the calendar, it’s just that the long period of thaw has changed into the middle zone , there are weak, even very slight frosts, and in the west everything is on the verge of a thaw and it will remain so, for smolensk this is exactly the prospect, precipitation, precipitation, as for everyone, is mostly snow, but the most serious bad weather is still in the south, and there too the rain turns into snow, volgograd in the astrakhan regions in kalmykia, on the don, in the ozovo region, in the crimea, on in the north of kuban, it’s definitely everywhere there, on the black sea coast it’s raining, in the mountains there’s heavy snowfall , strong winds are becoming a big problem everywhere, in general, a storm warning is in effect. and the capital, against the backdrop of the south, the weather here is not terrible, in st. petersburg tomorrow there will be little snow at all, -1-3 in the daytime, but in moscow has snow and blizzards. it will also freeze,
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so there will still be severe icy conditions. oh, the year of the green serpent, the green dragon, and the serpent speaks the truth in the main road program on ntv. that's right, i'm andrey fedortsov, i'm denis yuchenkov, hello, look in the program, what should i put under the christmas tree?
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from the main road, bad weather forecast , i wonder what the coming year has in store for us, but fortune cookies, eat one and you’ll find out, fire will defeat lightning, fire will defeat lightning, some kind of nonsense, well, something is unclear, fire will defeat lightning, now it’s clear .
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an electric car is not yet very convenient for everyday use, oh, 1% less, in the coming year the dominance of electric vehicles on the roads will definitely not happen. what would you rather be stuck in in a traffic jam, an electric train or a car with an internal combustion engine? i prefer to open traffic jams rather than stand in them. let's go, let's stay! mass neurosis turning into mass psychosis. kirill hates traffic jams, but he will go shopping anyway. we celebrated this year without champagne, the courier let us down. i decided that in the thirties, the thirty-first, we will order delivery. let's go to the store,
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we'll organize everything quickly, on the night before the new year everything will be fine, but in the end it turned out that there are not enough products, the products are not the freshest, ordering everything at the last moment is a great idea, the courier raked out the illiquid goods from the nearest store and brought it to the customer, as a result, rotten oranges on the new year's table spoiled the mood, if you want it well, do it yourself, gifts have already been ordered this year. some are on the way, some have already arrived, with food we decided that we would go in advance, unlike kirill, anastasia i never trusted delivery people , i have to pay for the luxury of touching purchases not only with money, but with time, i don’t order delivery, i don’t use it, because i need to check the quality of the goods myself , touch it, see what it all looks like in real life, so i need to travel and. .. and directly
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buy everything myself, standing in traffic jams is a common thing for anastasia, in traffic jams i communicate on the phone, i hide my phone on the speakerphone, so i’m always... very hard to hear, list of notes, food gifts i’ll definitely take it, this year i want to buy it early, so i’m planning to go next weekend. the phenomenon of delayed life has long been known to psychologists. pathological procrastination of important tasks leads to constant stress. this is the so -called procrastination, putting off until later. the avoidant type is postponing due to fear of accepting something. this is an important decision, inspiring - this is when you put it off until later, so that later, having received a charge of stress, you do everything, like chopping with a saber, what to do? develop in oneself time management skills, the ability to manage time, you can put things in order in the salon,
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congratulate your friends and definitely your parents on the upcoming holiday, pay fines and debts, plan holidays or still have time to buy a hot new year's eve. free, then think again, firstly, christmas trees may become more expensive closer to the new year due to the fact that there is a shortage, and secondly, it is absolutely unprofitable for the entrepreneurs themselves, next year no one will buy christmas trees from them, everyone will to think that on the thirty-first you can get it.
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the shortage of christmas trees sounds crazy, new year trees turn out to be a sanctioned product, inexpensive domestic ones are grown in nurseries, they are quickly dismantled, but because of. the legend returns, the same one made from 100% malt, baltika 3 non-alcoholic, i’m sitting on part of the sushi, or rather
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on the sofa, happy new year to our life. changes always come, doesn’t this make the new year reminiscent of novosir? evgeny morgulis invites you to a housewarming party. it’s new year in our city, i live again, my apartment is like a jungle, they just reached me, they keep me through the rains, we let's go, we'll rush. we are all moving into the new year together, we need to bring the cat home , turn on the led if the cat has left, change the house, change the cat, listen to good music,
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ntv apartment at margulis, new year's housewarming, december 31, immediately after the new year's mask. reckless new season from monday at 20:00 on ntv. there are all kinds of dragons. tough, cute, bully. and all are good, but still ours are most dear to us. beline values ​​her clients and gives away 100 gb per year of the dragon. happy new year, deline is on your side, in exactly a second you will become theirs a hero, all eyes will be fixed on you , your gift will not leave anyone indifferent, a smart speaker vk capsule neo with stickers for
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vk calls even when you are not at all ready for this, capture unforgettable moments in vk clips that you want to share with everyone and meet midnight with a flurry of congratulations in messenger vkontakte. vk, let's celebrate the new year together, tele2 presents the boss, gifts for... well, what a debacle? it seems like a dragon has gotten in on us? we need a gift expert: mia, artificial intelligence. i’ll even help you choose gifts for your friends. we are flying to congratulate everyone. give gifts from tele2 to all your friends, without exception. let's find a new year's offer for them. your friends, our gifts. tenkov - these are car loans on the day of application, directions for repairs, showing in
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one hour, payments according to azagat in one day. telkov, he’s the only one. what to put under christmas tree? for the car enthusiast who already has everything. green snake cat. why are you speaking chinese? what is he preparing for us? a cart driven by a horse will not go far. about this right now. we're walking in the legal field, let's hurry up. well, what's there? 12 tables have been rewritten, the villain is trembling, but somehow alarming. no, it’s okay, it’s about the new administrative code, but how do you
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know? do you see this too? the new coap will be presented next year. they want to introduce a fine for dangerous driving in the new administrative code. but still no one can explain what exactly there should be a fine for? it would be better if these scooter riders were punished more severely. interferes with everyone, come on, one , two, take what you did, i put it in, they interfere with everyone, even themselves, minus one, and it’s your turn with this, look, i don’t choose, the messenger mounts a replacement horse. is this about email? i understand, this is a modern
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version, what? it's about corsharing. cars are becoming more expensive, but to go somewhere you no longer need to own a vehicle. horsepower tax , but i have zero, seasonal tire change, come on, come on, i like it that way. we thought that coshering was not very profitable. well , i agree, for every day. not expensive, yes, but if you take a train to some other city and take a car there, why not, for sure. journey into fairy tales. ride on the stove, sandwiches, pies, shanigi, visit baba yaga's dressing room - good lipstick, i advise, i recommend, and get a spelt cone, our dad sasha was just hit with a broom, we are going on vacation in a fairy tale, work, schools, kindergartens, goodbye , parents and children get up, we're going on new year's eve
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adventures, i am not a squirrel, you are a fox, and not a fox, think carefully and come up with a direction, almost every region has a real homeland of fairy-tale characters, i am kiki morobyatskaya, if you want to know how we live here, then follow me, homeland don’t drown the swamp hooligan at all in the forest at 3:15, kikimora and her six sisters received registration in kirov, and there we have the main grumbler - kikimara klyukva, hey, what? not a day, then there is fun, ice skates, sleighs, snowball fights, but they still strive to make fun of curious children, and there is someone to learn from, after all, the elder sister, the old woman herself, now , it’s true, doesn’t fly at a slow speed, she’s in stupid service, there are chickens near the hut , they were scared of a chicken mushroom and ran away, but
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the house of a fashionable dressed up grandmother is definitely the creation of a devil, spinning and spinning, and even children... he gives rides, it somehow turns out very strange, the babushka is ancient, the hut seems to be old, but its mechanism is modern, he says, koschey helped, yes, he singled out a drive from a tower crane from the treasures , installed it on a hut, disappeared, on kudykina mountain, and here lives a fire-breather. chizmey gorynch at his residence has a whole safari park with llamas and camels, wooden fortresses, relatives, of course, with magic water. are you not afraid, but are we afraid? no, you should not be afraid of the retinue of the winter tatar grandfather, kyshbai, a wizard who loves
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to give gifts. what was your name? yes. here it is, it's me! this good-natured old man has a whole forest of miracles with creatures from local fairy tales: come through, hurry up, come through, don’t linger! shaytans lesha and local gnomes play with adult children and even make wishes come true. in kaliningrad, for dreams to come true, you need find seven carefully hidden homlins yourself. here he is, the first homlin, dad, homlin dreamer, look how he wraps his scarf so that he is not cold... these are miniature brownies of the russian west, other tiny helpers of snowflakes in kostrama, the homeland of the main new year's princess snow maiden, they are watching , so that not dreams come true, wishes that are stored in the box, whisper your good wishes to it, close it tightly, so that our wishes do not fly away anywhere and
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then they will definitely come true, from the capital 20 hours by train, 13 by car, then turn where the sign goes, here you are... here in a very santa claus! you need to get to your grandfather’s residence along an unpredictable path of fairy tales, first by playing cone bob, the name of the game says: not a path, a fairy tale, a path of some kind of test, but almost all fairy tales come to life in this place. oh, the stove has gone, in the secret rooms of the residence, a place of youth of frost and an individual glacier with frozen figures. this is from...
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thurman, about this right now. we defeat the green serpent, well done, now take the first one you come across. so i don’t need it, here, here, quietly, quietly, quietly, quietly, here, here, come on, come on, come on, oh, well, the black cat greets the green dragon. what is a black cat? the black cat is the outgoing year 23. no, their green dragon is a good dragon, but ours
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the green snake is... drunkenness, maybe you didn’t read something, the green snake greets the squirrel, i’m right, trips under the good graces, i want, i don’t want this, i want my own, in the new year with the old two troubles, eccentrics there isn't less traffic on the roads, what do i use? lately, well, who, what, what have you refused, and after all, with whomever the inspector has to deal, you haven’t completed the ritual of getting to know each other, who are you? and what, i’m a woman of the family, alice, well, i’m not pieces of paper, individuals, anything, this lady is nothing, not violent, in the altai region even some pedestrians are special, where are the clothes? no, where is it, did you give it to those in need? another
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drugged dope made a remarkable showing in st. petersburg. the main types of detainees are brawlers. and storytellers.
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because all the cops are my friends, and what are you, god or what? no, i’m a senior traffic police inspector , in the same color in winter and summer, the traffic police blue line is literally bursting with calls, when i told you to call kolokoltsev, you didn’t agree to call, the result is always the same: detention, trial, deprivation of a driver’s license and fines, wife, child, of course, that’s it, you won’t see them anymore, insatiable like rabbits and wayward like cats, drunken motorists probably tried to fully comply with the symbols of the outgoing year, that is, well, some problems, okay, i absolutely won’t, how drivers will behave in the year of the dragon, we’ll tell you in december twenty fourth, let me out of here now, we will definitely show the most distinguished ones on
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tv, put your finger up.
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come on, well, you're probably the only one in the world who knows all the names of chinese cars, yes, well, now we'll test them in next year, and useless gifts , the time has come to finally choose that very gift for those who cannot live without a car, the main road has tested dozens of inexpensive devices, but everyone must choose for themselves what to put under the christmas tree for the car enthusiast. the main thing is to remember how he behaved this year. the only gadget we tested whose name coincides with its intended purpose is a usb ice scraper. it looks like a very gentle grinder that can clear ice from glass. another know-how in the world of winter glass cleaning is a heated scraper, melting ice to make it easier to deal with sounds like the perfect invention. both
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devices are top. it works, the new year's bustle is pleasant, but tiring, so it is important for those who like to travel on new year's eve while driving to stay in good shape ; the device, which is attached to the ear, if you start to fall asleep, will wake you up with an unpleasant squeak in the key of radies with the volume level of a hammer drill. useless, but fun, it’s better to give him an ordinary pillow and let him sleep. not only in front of the road, smart car pump, flashlight, signal pump, the option to recharge the phone, and even a pump, four gifts in one, this is exactly what someone who already has everything needs, especially
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if it is necessary to pump tires five times longer than with a conventional compressor, or even an old-fashioned pump. the year of the dragon is coming and may it be in the new year. unlucky, the dragon, who had well noted the day before, a caring santa claus can give him a high-precision digital breath analyzer with a display and usb charging. if the name doesn’t confuse you, it means you haven’t started celebrating yet. compared to the certified one, this one the breathalyzer overestimates the readings and is good. have you found an unusual product online, but are you unsure whether it’s worth packing? do not doubt. do it. confidently with love , we don’t let go of the reins, it’s my turn, again, a cart driven
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by a horse will not go far, some kind of riddle , what does it mean, a horse that drives a cart, thank you, explain, some kind of answer, well, man, the car is moving, but there is no person in it, i forgot to put the handbrake on, or what? why are you laughing? car without a driver. and the autopilot? we tested him, he is stupid. autopilot cars are still not reliable enough and do not live up to expectations. are you crazy? yes she doesn't stop. sorry, this is his idea, not mine, oops, oh, it’s also on fire , the autopilot is a great thing, yeah, well, until it gets somewhere, something is missing here, yeah, like that, yeah, no, of course,
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completely it’s too early to rely on artificial intelligence, yes, in my opinion, he’s gone to the second round, let’s move away, yeah, we need to develop the natural, and for this, look... and the main road, on ntv, he wanted to say, decorate the christmas tree again, she someday it will stop, when the gas runs out, there will be new fines, two eyes will be where one is now, is that normal. oh, and for some reason we are running out of cookies so quickly, so you slow down, it’s you who slow down, in the new year the fine for average speed may return, now a violator can fool the camera by simply slowing
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down in front of it, it’s much more difficult to fool two devices, two the cameras record the car number and the exact time of the pictures at the beginning and end of the highway section, then i calculate: the speed of the car, and what to do? not violate, where such complexes worked, the number of accidents was halved. people in yellow, a minor accident in an instant, and inspectors have to wait for hours, there is roadside assistance, a hotline is available 24x7, and people in yellow will help. register a traffic accident quickly for free, hello, how can i help you, before even a minor accident, big
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trouble, wait for the goyim, waste time, nerves, now there are people in yellow, we help everyone for free to register an accident according to its protocol, the insurance client will send all the necessary documents to the insurance company through the application. can pull the car out of the snowdrift, the battery is dead, let's light a cigarette. each crew has a cable, a battery charger, a compressor, a set of tools, and roadside assistance vehicles are on duty for problem areas. areas throughout moscow within mkat. a free consultation via the hotline is available to any driver throughout the country. you can call our call center and receive detailed instructions on what to do after an accident. and owners of kaskaya osaga policies in tenkov insurance within the moscow ring road can call an emergency crew directly to the scene of the accident individually. the roadside assistance project helps to quickly remove damaged cars from the road, which means relieving traffic and saving drivers time and money. there are still few analogues to this free project in russia. happy new year
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, we’re over, but what about predictions, we don’t need predictions, we ourselves will predict everything and tell our tv viewers on the main road, as if love, happiness and safe roads, and we andrei fedortsov and denis yuchenkov, we are spinning with you, until the next one years, good morning, how is your health, i hope everything is fine okay, my name is sergei malozyomov, i am a doctor by training, a journalist by profession. and a cook at heart, that's what you will see today
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in my live food program. we reveal the magic of baked products. melted caramel ice cream, like filming live food , a new delicacy was born. sausage for diabetics, baked goods against ischemia and other functional products. in general, which we did not choose. is it worth buying salt with iodine and cookies with... and also at high temperatures, organs become overgrown with fat, going to the cinema saves you from a terrible disease, in in the northern capital, a giant potato was born, the latest news from the world of food and, as always, at the end of the program, a recipe of the week, something beautiful and original that you will see very soon. i think i won’t reveal a big family secret if i tell you that mine...
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herzegovina and egypt. i think it's milk from svesho. tasteless. we don't have voo in vietnam. and unusual, with
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garlic, well, it’s just so sour, yes, sour, such a reaction is not surprising, everything is melted, inherent specifically in east slavic cuisine, primarily due to the spread of ovens, similar to the russian one, this is not only a heating device; long cooling allows it to simmer slowly. food, including milk, at low temperatures, what did this do? well, firstly, this is the preservation of milk, after all, of course, in the absence of refrigerators, in the warm time of the day, well , of course, the milk will sour by the evening. in reality, milk is one of the few goods that made it possible to monetize this peasant economy in those ancient times, and it turned out delicious, you just have to try it. starting to like foreigners.

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