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tv   Pyos-2  NTV  December 26, 2023 8:25am-10:01am MSK

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why didn’t you remind me?
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i’ll buy it, porridge tomorrow, white day, shooting, racing, some chicago, where there were patrolmen, so what, i don’t have enough personnel, also diesel fuel, transport, well, i wasn’t asking you about diesel fuel , i ask where the patrolmen were,
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listen, i’m telling you, i don’t have people, the call was at the other end of the area, so everyone was there, well, let's go have a look, listen, are you setting the dog on me? and by the way, hello to you, fu said what they called, what they called, shooting, a corpse, in general, group self-mutilation, there are witnesses, you know, when people shoot.
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i saw, come here, animals, they feel good people, they are drawn to them, but the beast. i agree with you, golden words, it’s a pity that you ’re not one of them, what are you saying, even the dog doesn’t respect you, the dog knows who’s up, we ’ll talk to you later, yeah, sniff! you are a corrupt creature , he bribed you with something, and he has already left, who is the green opel, model 2007, volume 2.2 liters, so what powers of observation, your phone looked
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so cool, quad-core, 8 mega camera, expensive, it probably can you filmed the shootout, no, why did you immediately get cold feet? well, if you want, let’s change , you’ll send it to me in the video, and i’ll give you a ride in the car, in this red one, in this red one, okay, write down the number, bring the keys, oh, you’re cunning, you’re cunning, write down the phone number. lyosh, look, all the faces are familiar, igor melnikov, nickname sack, professional killer, wow, coincidence, vladislav
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kulik, we identified the corpse by dna, he is wanted, there are several murders on him, we are dismantling killers, and then... the third one, who also behaved like this on a motorcycle professional , that they didn’t divide up the order, uh-huh, well, that means we’ll have to search through the hospitals, what kind of pro would trample into the hospital with a firearm, it’s too early to be serious, if you don’t have your own doctor, there’s no time for conspiracy, okay, let’s look, beast, beast, ugh, maximo , ugh, how he stinks, he completely let the dog go, he didn’t maybe even a dog, are you covered in sausage, is there a nest lying around, i don’t understand, yeah, yeah, come
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we will tell you everything about the elections in russia in detail, it’s not difficult to understand them, it’s important, honest convenient, how to vote while traveling? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, we are going to the village to rest, but our grandfather thinks that rest can wait, because he wants to vote these days, but his mother told him: vote directly in the village. mobile voter, dad and mom supported, i already wrote a statement about this, by the way, the whole family is going to the village, animals, adults and children, relax in nature and choose mobile, choose in the country freely, important, honestly convenient, lera,
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like i would feed him tighter, but he still fawns over him, just like he feels that i’m towards you came, lionids, reflex, instinct , you know better, yes, they found one in the regional hospital, a gunshot wound in the shoulder, he says that he was wounded while hunting, not far from the crime scene, well, let me come and see, are you at lena’s, or what? no, not anymore, come on bye, tell leonidav thank you,
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dog, dog to me, that’s it, maksimov, there she is, as happens in life, first the wife left her, then the dog. think about it,
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guys, you should be here yourself, yes, now.
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even when we were married, he didn’t give me flowers, he didn’t give me flowers then, now he does, what are you like? you bring tea, you know, no, there’s a lot of work, hello, and in your hospital they treat noses, here they treat everything. great, why do you have weapons, are you afraid of doctors? well, yes, especially the dentist, i’m from the police looking for a criminal wounded in a shootout, that’s what’s wrong with his face, but he left the door here so you can’t get through, sit down,
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this one. “our patient, only his wound is not a gunshot, it’s serious, but what kind of one, he said, the klechen ran right through the pin, thank you, where is he now, well, he refused hospitalization, we tied him up and called him taxi, thank you. hello, hello, we bought a large bouquet of white roses from you today, yes, this morning, but what? tell me, was it a man with a dog? no, what are you talking about, you can’t bring animals into our store, but what happened? can you describe this buyer to me?
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well, i don’t remember right away, sorry, i’m off to remind you. yes, max, our shooter has been identified, we need to find out which taxi driver drove him. okay, where? okay, wait, don’t hang up, it’s him, i can’t say for sure, but what did he do? i got it, come on. i from the police, i need footage from all cameras.
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oport dog, dog, what do you have? and i told you, maksimov, don’t stick your nose where, don’t stick your nose in, the dog is with me, the dog is with me. he despises you, maksimov, as a matter of fact, just like me. now i'm his idol, okay? oops, who do you think this is?
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with yourself, are you fighting with yourself? where's the dog? dog? i thought he was a friend, but he didn’t make a friend to you at all, i also thought that you were a friend, it was you who didn’t give laziness flowers, well , just ask her, right? i have cctv footage of the flower shop, i don't care i’ll see everything, listen, gifting flowers, what kind of article is this, wait, come back. yeah, he looks like the one from the crime scene, come on, show me the video of
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the shooting, wow, shirshels. congratulations again, it didn’t light up, everything is clear, well then drink the cup to the winner. there should only be one left,
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this is the address of igor’s hotel, number 362. he is eliminated, you become the winner , i didn’t buy leonid for flowers, that’s what you want for you, it means you became a victim of a mischief, not ugliness, you brought it, no, what’s wrong with your face , you fought, no again, maksimov, when did you you'll grow up, huh? what a delight, i hope it’s not for me, i hope too, i’m sorry, i’m listening,
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don't shoot, please, i beg you, don't snow, what are you doing here? came, did you see the shooter? no, someone knocked on the door, he came up, and from there they immediately began to understand to call the police.
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that he's crazy, he missed me, that's normal. let's go find your ex.
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he led you to pieces, well, bite him, bite him, what was it just now, this is not your dog , i understand, i can do whatever i want with him, i want, i’ll give him to a shelter, i want, i’ll put him to sleep, i want,
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i’ll sell him, if you don’t want buy, handsome, by the way, from animals - this is the highest degree of manifestation of love and gratitude, yes, yes? yes, yes, we need to study the books, let's go, seconds , what kind of phone, i managed to pick it up, i need to check, let's check, come on, it looks like ordinary friends, well, ordinary friends don't shoot at each other. even if you really want to, i wonder where it is in the penball club, okay, i’ll go and upgrade, as always, alone, well, who is he with, even the dog betrayed me , let alone talk about people, come on, come on,
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you still have a lot of space on your head, and scars adorn a man, i didn’t sign up for this, no understand. what are you talking about, i didn’t know that you would kill people in nature, and why do you think that i have anything to do with this, what do you think, i ’m a fool, you think i don’t understand, well, if you’re not a fool, then you understand everything, well, you said that i, that this is all a game, a game, adrenaline, now our fate is corpses, well, go ahead, hand me over, only you’re an accomplice, you took the money, you’re a bitch,
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we need to meet, no, not at the club, i ’ll come to you myself. yes, lyokha, listen, there was such a man with you at the crime scene, well, a pot-bellied one, who is he anyway, he’s a little guy. is in charge of the district, mesoedov, his last name, but what?
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no nothing, it just became so interesting, knock-knock, you come to me, my colleague just left you, i didn’t have anyone, and what kind of glue do you have on this board?
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well, that’s what i said, but allow me if you suddenly decide to confess everything sincerely rush to come spawn, here is my phone. oops, goodbye.
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the strongest, so this survivor receives an order, a moron was found, why a moron, the participant receives an advance of 100,000, and the winner receives an order for a million, not our money, oh, so i would have been found, eh, you and i chose the wrong profession, lesh , yes... do you know who the sponsor of this race is? surprise, owner of the frontier paintball club, vlad, igor, our wonderful motorcyclist, participants. and it’s good, lesh, that i didn’t shoot you with a lighter, you turn out to be useful to us, but that’s not the most interesting thing, that’s not all, yeah, before the shooting, all the patrolmen disappeared from district, i can guess, misaidov. yeah, he sent them to another area under various pretexts.
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what the hell, i didn’t have to look for long, are you ready? you feel, it still smells like gunpowder
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, that’s maksimov, that’s what kind of person you are, that’s where you’re always corpses, bloody, brainy, quiet, quiet, what do you think, the murderer is sitting in the kitchen, the confessor is writing a confession, and what are you doing, what? crazy? or something, home, where, are you going home
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, i understand, maksimov, who’s the boss here, the dog, i ’ll sell you, if you want, both of you go, you
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’re good, i’m already, when you’re already, i won’t give you a drink i will give. “i did my job , everything is clean, yes, congratulations, you won, my order, of course, sit down, what does this mean, 4 years ago, you completed one order, shot an entrepreneur in a restaurant, and what’s wrong? at the next table my wife was sitting there,
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a bullet hit her right in the head, it was... news , so you will die quickly without suffering, but how should there be only one left? there should not be one of you left, good day, and this is you, this is us, appeared a new crazy version, right? and it’s already scary, it couldn’t be more crazy, your accomplice was recently killed mesaetova, i’m guessing that you ordered him as an unnecessary witness, and then you eliminated the killer yourself, then you should arrest me immediately, of course, if you have solid evidence, well
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, no solid evidence, but there is this motorcycle, broken the mirror in which the killer left the crime scene, this doesn’t mean anything , perhaps, but there is blood on your wrist, which means, yes, indeed, it turned out badly, not well, sloppy, you didn’t have much time, which means we’ll find the body somewhere here . what do you think, but what about the face, no waste your energy, you won’t be able to stop me, you won’t mind if i try, but are you
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out of ammo? why are they giving you so little? it’s like they don’t give it to me, i do it myself. i can sell? what's your caliber? do you accept cards? you don’t understand anything, man, this is not a safari, and i’m not the leader of a bandit shinny, i looked for these scum for 4 years , i hated looking, well done, three killers and the cop who covered them, i forced them
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to kill each other. oh, i’ll leave you to shoot yourself, it was almost an ideal plan, but you’re a little i didn’t want to break it, but it’s okay, i’m already finished, you couldn’t stop me, i avenged my wife, i would sympathize with you, but i can’t. lie second.
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i already know, they killed his wife, well, yes, he took revenge, you will spend the rest of your life in prison. everything in the world has its price, no problem,
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what? you hesitated, i thought you would at least become normal without a dog, but you hesitated - that’s it. uh, uh, the dog, saved him, sit, yes, you bitch, let's get in the car, no, nesters, he's a male, and the bitch, it's you. yes, yes, i understand, within half an hour leonidov will bring you flowers, yes, goodbye, max
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, unfortunately, you don’t have one, don’t think about it, no, i’m not naked under the cloak, no, i’m in shorts, i don’t want to know anything, don’t explain, no, i’m serious, i don't want to know anything. what is it in the documents , look at what they did with the gnizdilovs? it’s okay, what’s wrong with your head, if in chronological order, then he... we have hunters, this is a maid, and this is a murderer, it’s been a stormy morning , by the end of the day there will be no living space left on you, i’m talking about flowers with him didn’t finish, you know that gromov’s bouquet, like
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gromov’s, like this, he bought flowers for his wife, from him there was no vase in the office, he brought it into the laboratory, forgot to warn me, don’t worry about it, lesh, maybe you’ll leave again, look, he should have the bouquet in half an hour, what? in half an hour i’ll buy exactly the same bouquet, not the same, lyosha, not the same , twice as big, great idea, listen, maybe i should buy another dog instead of you, well, twice as big, by the way, that’s why i came here for a reason, you remember, last year gnezdilov was investigating a case of dog thieves, well , some guy discovered such a substance, from which dogs lose their minds, you spray it on your clothes, they absolutely adore you, run to the ends of the world, pee in your presence. “familiar symptoms, come on, come on, the bottle has disappeared from the warehouse of the eternal doctors, and it’s no wonder, it’s there, but it’s nested, bitch, you’re a bitch yourself, but you would
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have gone to the gypsies, bewitched him, how clever, but this still needs to be proven, or maybe it’s just eau de toilette, oops, that’s all!” dog, to me, to my leg, behind me, here, like this, in high concentrations the substance causes aggression in dogs, this is how gnizdilov was detained the dog thief, or rather the dogs were detained by the thief, and the bitch, max, max, take the guy, well, dear, how can i take him, how much do i owe you for him, but take him for free, forgive me, bewitch him, get married, new year's mask , december 31 at 20:24 on ntv.
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look at me, i'll kick you out. why should i park my car at the very end of the parking lot, and here are these old jalopies, who even let them in here?
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what is it? no, of course i understand that they contain less meat than toilet paper.
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so, this is liza, liza, this is maksimov , look after the cat, yes, leonidov and i are leaving for 2 days, there is no one to leave the cat, no, we have a strict sausage diet, so yes, i brought everything with me, don’t worry , here i am to save the world, and you and your cat, yes max, turn on the tv, it just happened assassination attempt on a movie star. why, whoever he is, let him know that he attacked no one, but a disgusting actor, a coward, if you hear me, know that you can’t intimidate me, he’s acting out, our next meeting will be your last, thank you, now a second, a second, a second, lena, lena, i won’t stay, lena.
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come here, come here, come here, leave it, leave it, give it here, you little creature, come here. to me, i said, come here, what is this, but sit, sit, he won’t die until the evening, i ’ll talk to you in the evening. who creates new year's magic,
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today, oh, hello, great! and you thought of it well, how long is the next interview? well, in about half an hour, hello. colleague, vacate the premises,
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so that's it, let's go, i'm actually a famous detective, but i had an excellent prospect of becoming a successful actor, yes, yes, listen, colleague, there is only one successful actor here. and it’s not you, well, it’s only because i preferred the craft of a real policeman to window dressing, mind your own business, look for the killer, and for me, catching a killer is nonsense, it’s spitting it out, i suggest you teach me. well , as you teach, drag, on the subject of how to play with real actors, i
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don’t give away acting skills for free, so do i, i too, i, in turn, can teach you to talk like a real policeman, show you how to shoot, a real policeman, how a real policeman collects evidence, okay, okay, i’ll give you a couple of lessons, there you go. look, now, wait, i ’m the one holding the pause, that’s cool,
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uncle, what are you doing, it’s already drilled like a machine gun , judging by the holes, we need to look for a spot with the makhnovists, in any case they haven’t gone far, this changes a lot, yes, they thought to intimidate me, but this scratch won't stop me, do you hear me, you bastard? and what is this dog? come on, get her out of here immediately.
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hello, we are finishing the interview. i decide when to give interviews and when not. and they never told you that you were overacting, even overacting. the eating was real. i got it, listen, you have to protect me , yeah, you have to hide me somewhere, don’t mess around, i’ll protect you, well, i’ll protect you, put away the cameras, that’s it, no comments , that’s it, put away the cameras, the star is shocked, that’s it gentlemen, that's it, finished, finished, finished the interview, quickly, quickly, quickly, aksyonov can be pursued by anyone, fans, envious people, cuckolded husbands. or someone really needs his millions. do you know how much the star earned? oh,
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suspect number one, aksyonov’s agent, could have cleverly disguised everything as a staging. and the motive, aksyonov’s acting mistress, is lucky for the stars, and they have such mistresses, such, and this is anatoly pomirantsev, the understudy, could he also order it? well, this is a classic, to take the place of a star, and this is who we have, and this is his ex-wife, he did not leave her during the divorce not a penny, this is my version, the jug is capable of doing any nasty thing, even throwing a cat, i’m telling you, you have to shake the understudy, that means i’m taking myself as a star, take it, take it. no, really, i just promised to help him, tell him a couple of tricks on how to act in films , i didn’t get anything, i went home,
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but i didn’t guess. the boss calls you to the carpet , go, go, now everything will put you in a good way, so as not to disrespect the star, come on, come on, stand, hands, turned, hands back, they called, i took it, well , what don’t you like, you don’t like everything , yes, he overacts a little, but in general he forms... the correct image of a good policeman, well, yes, what do we care about ourselves ? well, a fellow actor expressed a desire to be provided with enhanced security, so nnezlyov begged, gnezdilov begged, but the actor doesn’t want gnezdilov, he wants you to guard him, but i can’t, i’d rather
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do the investigation, and interrogate my wife in the end, so that’s it. an order is an order, well, in general , do what you’re told, otherwise neither you nor your dog will be anywhere near here, well, yes, well, yes, creature, go, let’s go, i told you, so what? this, you play the good and evil policeman, i’ll take him, take him, or i ’ll come to write a statement now, you quit, and well, yes, you decided to become an actor. it’s none of your damn business, put him away , well, let’s agree, i can do the killing, and you’re going to be your actor, who ’s going to buy me a new jacket, he himself, i agree , well done, well, go, go, go, and i’ll go
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i’ll talk to his ex, do you know how many husbands die at the hands of their exes? the profession of a writer is becoming fashionable again, it’s okay, it’s okay, tell me, will you take a couple of days literally, you won’t take the cat in, but i’ll bring you the autograph of a famous actor , ok, who else is this, an actor, he starred in that cool four, god, what an abomination, i’m watching about love, well,
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if you want, i’ll tell you i’ll cry, sofi andronovna, i thought someone was being killed here. so, let's think logically, who else is interested in your death? everyone, everyone in general, there are only freaks around, they coveted my money. or women? oh yes, any of them? oh, and what do you have there, big fees, right? yes, there are more your his. oh, by the way, i'm going to change careers. i'll probably go back to the big cinema. better get back to your work. i have everything under control. you can't get away from me,
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bastard, i'll get you. for food, well, you're an idiot , why is this an idiot, this, these are scenes from your movie, you need to take the main suspects by the gills and get all the information out of them, that's good, for the toads, okay, really, record it, listen, i'm with i could play your partner with great success. where is this maksimov with his dog, what do you need maksimov, what did this maksimov give you, where are you they are wearing, you have to guard me, and you see , the dog is already obliged to take them off, so he got himself a fighting cat, you will get to the mice so soon, maksimov, if you come to me, then in
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give her a pipe, no, no, ribbon, no, i can’t give her a pipe, now she has fingers no , that's it, that's it, that's it, work is calling, sorry, i'm calling back, come on, come on, bye-bye, yes, we identified the culprit, found a pistol in the understudy's rattle bag, who found it, you, evgenia, aksyonov's mistress, found it by accident, by chance, no, sorry, i don’t believe in accidents, he could have been planted, haven’t you thought about that? max, he has a gun, he has a motive, he's a great shooter and a great driver. evgenia, by the way, heard that he threatened to kill the actress. you are painfully talkative, your evgeniya. max, she has there is no motive, well, think for yourself, why order a lover who supports you. in general, we will hire a double.
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well, that's it, hello, you can cross off the understudy from the list of suspects, who is aksyon's guard, the nesters, would you interrogate your mistress, and yours, which one, which one, do you have the only one?
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yes, calm, calm, how are you? okay, a little trouble happened here, in short, your understudy was killed, pomirantseva, uh-huh , my version is that this is a maniac hunting for the actor. "acting maniac, idiot, they killed him because they mixed him up with me, i really there is danger, where is maksimov, and what does maxim have to do with it?" "maximov, let's figure it out without maksimov, i myself, go away, go away, look
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, there's too little lead in you, why are you still alive for me to like you, do you hear where you ran away, who, aksenov, what does aksenov have to do with it, and you shouted, who aksenov, everything is fine, aksenov is in a safe place, your moronic cat ran away, this beast barked at him, yes, yes, yes, the cat scratched me all over, ran away, well, you do you remember that because the cat ran away, i will have to kill you? look, i haven’t seen this, well, this one, here.
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