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tv   Bim  NTV  December 28, 2023 12:00am-12:51am MSK

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it’s pounding my brain, i forbid you to drill when the series angelica’s last love is on , i forbid it, you’ll have to wait a couple of months, sorry, woman, there are no options, well, you don’t yet know who the darkness has contacted, great, man, yeah. what did you want, this is kolyok , how many of us are already free, and it’s been since winter, and that’s why you’re free with us, and so i’ve taken the path of correction, on the path of correction, kid’s gun, not kolyok, you’re free with us , because i haven’t closed you yet, so i’m the quietest, quieter than water, quieter than grass, that’s it.
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you are organizing such a thing so that you go to my zone again, you understand me, yes, that’s it, go, go!
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that’s right, and neighbors, and in general , and what, listen, you have a lot of different buddies, don’t you, well, sure enough, you have, you have, and what, one question, let’s decide what kind of question people have, what?
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who needs to be punched in the face, you will help, and whoever you want to punch in the face is one new neighbor, he bought an apartment above me, and let’s drill, but he doesn’t understand in a good way, so what’s the point, he won’t understand, so i cleaned up his façade, again will start drilling, and you tell me. for grandma, respect your old age, you scoundrel, dean , he’ll run to the cops, that’s for sure, so what about him, no justice, go out, and you order his day, solve everything in one fell swoop, well, of course it will cost money, you know, no cut off the chicken's head.
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how many 100,000, 50, 100 is a lot, 60 half at once, 50, and 20 , now, otherwise, you know, i’ll look for it in an accommodating manner, okay, bring the money, old, to the young, everywhere we have respect, to the old, everywhere we have honor. now you’re barking, great, boss, we need to cross paths, there’s an interesting little thing coming up, meet the secret weapons of star brightness, shampoo, mask spray, horsepower, spoon of snowflake.
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, bon appetit, thank you, i have a meeting with an informant, don’t rush me to the woman, why not go to the woman right away, and why a broom, in short, colonel, we are meeting in the theater, for cover , what now? there’s nowhere else to meet with the informant now , but you know, sometimes i really don’t understand you , comrade colonel, you yourself said that the level of culture needs to be raised, so i decided to combine business with pleasure, and you ’re kind of muddy today , a little cloudy, as usual, cloudy, as usual , like a colonel, the performance is starting soon, it’s time for me to go, come on, go, weedy, only you ’re not there as always, there, let’s go, hello, zaya,
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where are you, at which theater, beam, bim, you’re sitting here, i’ll go away for 3 hours, and you sit and wait, i understand, that’s it, come on, good evening! you don’t recognize me, we met in the morning at the hotel, yes, you still had either beets under your eyes or something else? yes, yes, yes, it was me, by the way, my name is georgina, very nice, makar, very nice, i think we better go to the auditorium, well, i haven’t bought a ticket yet , you’re with me... so they’ll let you in and put you in the best seats, well, let’s go,
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well, let’s go, we need to go over the topic, why are you, in short, old, everything is on ointment, in the evening i will remove your neighbors from your path in life. there’s one thing here, pitifan needs to be thrown on top, conscript , i gave it as agreed , you’ll get the rest when the job is done, well then hang up, what are you doing, little bastard, i’m an honored trade worker of the ussr, i have a certificate from kutyrkin himself, who are you? you want to throw kutyrkin doesn’t solve anything right now , there will be more serious people, so think for yourself,
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stand here, look, corik, you know me, if you think about throwing money at them, you’ll be in trouble, that’s another matter, in the evening they’ll knock your neighbors right out near the entrance, and you look, don’t miss it, it will be cooler than your series, be quiet! gentlemen, just a moment, today you will see a play about true love, but before the magic of theater and the magic of art begins, let me introduce you to a man, without whom the current premiere would not be could have taken place. timofey ivanovich shishov, entrepreneur. philanthropist, subtle connoisseur of melpomene. mr.
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shishov's company produces the popular tatoshka dumplings. toto - always invariably excellent taste. traditions multiplied by art. we won't clink glasses for you, neighbors. my love, and i no longer hoped that we would see each other again, but... my happiness and my life depend on you, please don’t reproach her, dear friend, i’m married, i came here only out of pity, don’t bother me to regret, this feeling is unworthy for a man, i only need love, i ask you, have pity on me, i gave my husband my word and i will be faithful to him, well, you
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are breaking my heart, but allow me... one single kiss, i will keep it in my soul forever, what do you want? we want to apologize for the disturbance we caused you, here is the cake, this is for your tea, i don’t need your cakes, i can buy it myself, if i need it, we take it from the bottom of our hearts, and we... won’t make noise, we the repairs have already been completed, as soon as they are finished, you told me that you will be hammering for another 2 months, sorry, it was a stupid joke, by the way, my wife alena, she is the great -niece of comrade kutylkin, congratulations, congratulations,
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unfaithful wife, this is how you repaid for my love, for the luxurious life that i gave you, i ask you, kill me, i can’t live with this, my threshold honor, first i will kill this bastard, no, i beg you, he is not to blame, it ’s all my fault, it’s only me. hello, kolyok , we’re canceling, i changed my mind, no, we’re talking, that’s not how things are done, you can’t cancel the order, you’re not delivering sausage to the store, so we ’ll solve them in any way, only with blood to wash away your shame, that means we will initiate
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murder, well, that means i, you and... i grab her, arrest her, hello, information, give me a gun, i’ll do it myself, it will be better for everyone, remember, in venice we fed pigeons, they ate from our palms, and then i told you that i love you more. life, now i’ll prove to you that i didn’t lie to you then, that i never lied to you, never, she really shot herself, now i don’t know, wow, looks like an ambulance,
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get in, immediately, guys, don’t necessary, then i'm done, bug, i'm mine, you i’m healthy, guys, i’m not in the aisles here at all, it’s him, it’s all him, guys, thank you for your cooperation, we’ll call you, well,
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guys, let’s go and have a drink, oh, i ’ve brewed some fresh water. of course, zenaida stepanovna, let's go. time of death 20:25. do not touch anything with your hands, do not touch anything.
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hey, why is there a combat pistol in the theater? he is not, he is not a fighter, he is a sham. yes, but why is he lying there dead? i don't know. you've always used this gun. yes, we have been playing the play for 2 years now. without touching the weapon with your hands, look carefully, this is exactly that pistol that you always used
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, ver, you also look, in my opinion, this is a different pistol, yes, i think so too, it turns out that someone swapped the fake pistol for a real one, it turns out, what do you think? burmistrov, mr. burmistrov, did you actually see that you are giving the actress a completely different pistol than the one they gave me, he gave it to her, i gave you a normal pistol, i don’t know where he got this one from, in the nightstand, in which nightstand, in the nightstand, in the dressing room, i always put props there, who else was there? at this moment near the rattle, me and i, what are you on look at me like that, timofey ivanovich, you were also spinning around the dressing room, i was spinning,
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so that’s where you disappeared, i’m sitting on a piece of land, or rather on the sofa, with a new one...
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however, i arranged this operation with my superiors in advance, understand? we ’ll find out, yeah, you, find out, find out, and then i’ll see, it means how your office will all laugh at you like this, we went for a killer, and they brought a screw, it looks like he’s really single, well, what did i say, he’s single , well, let’s call my boss and find out, i’ll give you the phone number, no, don’t, sit up straight, what are we going to do? i don’t know, i know that, men, so now we’ll go to a restaurant, and there we’ll discuss everything in detail, i have an idea, oh, and i’m obliging.
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remove everyone from the hall, please, i don’t need spectators here. gentlemen, let's go to the faye. dim, let's go. can we go? no you can not. i need to question you all. interrogate, one by one, in order. girl, please . and you sit and wait. and watchmen of these. and the day. where is the dressing room, where is the bedside table for props? lyokh, look at the dressing room, i ’ll come to you now. what do you say?
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converted trauma weapon, fires live ammunition. she didn't stand a chance, is this the victim's purse? yes, it's her purse. i saw this phone. at dasha's cafe, on beach, password, she didn’t tell you by chance, you need a password, no, katya, look at her things, that means burmistrov and dasha were sitting in
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the same rattle, yes, it was so convenient for them, they played the main roles, they repeated the text before the performance, where are you put it? kolet, in this box, uh-huh, katya, uh-huh, who else besides burmistrov knew about this. oh, i didn't make a secret of it. who is yurik? and this is burmistrov. when was the last call? at 2:00 p.m. 2 hours. this means she argued with him in the cafe. what kind of relationship did dasha and burmistrov have? did they have an affair? it is possible so to speak, but lately something has gone wrong for them. why? i don't know. oh,
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what a cute caller nickname. tatoshka. tatoshka? tatoshka, these are dumplings. i'm stupid, huh? this is your entrepreneur, what did he have with dasha? did burmistrov quarrel with her because of him? i don’t know, something happened, he called her at night and sent kisses. vera, you must help us. was burmistrov jealous of dasha and shishov? yes, he was jealous of her. did he threaten her? last night he came to the hotel drunk. scream that he will kill her, lyokha, go to the hotel, an ordinary room burmestrov, the resolution, where can i get it, come up with something, well, how long do we
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have to stay here, then give me a day, i don’t know, can i go to the toilet, huh? “thank you, i beg you, so, where are the bailiffs, i went to the toilet, that’s where, bim, after me, it happened in the theater.” murder, there is a suspicion that one of our own did it, i need to look at the number of one of my comrades, there is a resolution, where will i get the resolution at 11 o’clock at night, without a resolution it is impossible, we are talking about murder, if the suspect destroys the evidence, i will
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i’ll bring him in for complicity, okay, okay, let’s go, but if the actor complains to the prosecutor’s office, you’ll deal with him yourself, i’ll sort it out, give me the keys, please, look for him. mister burmistrov, mister burmistrov. nice da. lyokh, my boss ran away, when
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you let him in, but not me, i asked him to go to the toilet, and he let him go, well, a clear donut, he made legs, do you have anything, found what’s there, a holster in burmisterov’s suitcase, well, now it’s clear that he escaped. makar, detected a signal from burmistrova’s mobile, 10 minutes ago he was on station, i'm leaving, we meet at the entrance, okay, start up, let's go faster, get out, bim, go ahead, he must be here somewhere, you missed him, look for him. well, the first
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train leaves at 6:20, which means it must be here somewhere, well, that means we still have time, bim look, look, bam, oh, bon appetit, thank you. well, mr. burmistrov, the show is over, let’s go , well, he said that, dear, that you and i agreed on everything, the main thing is that we understood each other, now just a second,
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there was such an option, we discussed it, but he doesn’t abandon his females, so come on, you’re crazy, or something, give me the money, what’s the money for? look, you’re cool, what do you think, everything can be done there just for you, it means that you were inflated, you were covering, and you were covering the clearing with fashion, no, here ’s the bill waiting for you, beautiful and gentle, it showed what kind of parvarna. give me the money
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, gunny, what do i need, did i roll it away in the tavern, well, you caper, i won’t return the money now, i don’t know what i’ll do with you, but there’s no money, why the hell , boss, let’s let you go it hurts, maybe i’m interested in seeing, kolyok, how you ’re slowly approaching your demise near the sea, romantically, richly, oh, another clown. come, listen, man, let him go, leave him alone, yes, as if you are talking to a senior rank, and the kid has a gun, yes, we are talking normally, yeah, oh, help, what did you talk about yesterday morning with daria ostrovskaya on the phone, i said, if she doesn’t leave shishov... i’ll tell his wife everything, then georgina will kick her out of
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the theater. so you were jealous of her? yes, i didn't kill her. who in the theater knew that you had gun? yes, i loved to shoot bottles at the piano, many saw it. did you take a gun to the theater with you yesterday? no, it was in the suitcase. who could have him? steal platon , we were drinking in my room last night, me, platon and sashka rodionov, i don’t remember how i fell asleep, and in the morning when i woke up, the door was open, well , sashka is in the morgue, which means he didn’t take it, plato remains , yeah, well, why does he want to set you up like that, he wants to take my place, he wants to become a director, but why did you decide that he
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wants to take your place, and why is he sleeping with georgina, with georgina? he's not thirty, but forgive me, god, it’s scary to say, for the sake of a career, artists are ready for such things. yes, your job is difficult, but did georgina’s husband know about it? yes, the devil knows, shishov was having fun with daria, georgina with plato. they organized the interprise just for this purpose. well, why did you work there then? dani is no longer invited anywhere, so why did they try to hide? when i saw my gun next to dashka, i immediately realized that it smelled like something was fried and decided
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to go crazy, so as not to be sent to prison, and for this i had to be in moscow. so on ntv the new year's finale of our wonderful show, grandiose, if you love so much, this new year's surprises have already begun to come to us, one day you will no longer be able to live without... me the new year's performance is over, it was physical, this is when you don't call, super finale , for yes light, for love, for which i am happier
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syoma, what’s wrong with your head, it’s an industrial injury, now we’re not talking about that, you’d better tell me, he’s setting him up like a kid, what’s wrong with this director of yours, well, the director says that he was set up, that’s not okay, and you’re naive to him believe me, what kind of guy are you? but something doesn’t go well with that, makar, so i’m surprised at you, you have swear words.

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