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tv   Lyubi menya  NTV  December 30, 2023 8:20am-10:00am MSK

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, i forgot, you are housekeepers, by the way , here is the elite of three agencies, yes, let's start, yeah, here we go, take the tail, please, carefully, carefully, now, come on, come on, carefully, so, bring it in, bring it in, oh, where is it, on the floor, on the floor, put it, yeah, thank you, goodbye. and i, and you in the general queue, uh-huh, we will trim, we will trim, knives, razors, scissors, astrim, that’s enough, ah...
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come in, yeah. well, mara, tell me about yourself, i’m a girl, no, it’s impossible, honestly , yes, i believe you, tell me what you can do around the house, but nothing, like nothing at all, i’d better go, wait, why? did you come then? otocheniye, well, you know, look at the apartment, or maybe you want something else, but you don’t have vodka, not much, but what are you drinking, like everyone else?
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this box? what are you, a ball or what? wait , and this, well, it’s almost new, come on, it’s time, i can’t imagine how i’m going to clean it all up, mine was so clean, but why are you doing this? a house worker was invited, you see , mara, i now occupy a certain position and my position obliges me, hm? yes, the situation is you are really high, yeah , thank you, but that’s not even the point, i can do everything myself, but the bosses insist, yes, sometimes it’s very difficult to get along with the bosses, if it were only about work, but he demands more? in america, by the way, people go to prison for this. well, a civilized country. maybe
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you should go there? yes, i just arrived from there. oh, and if i were you, i would stay there. for what? i was so alone there. but here you have a boss. both superiors and subordinates. what? and subordinates they also require much more. do they require? yes , they don’t know how to work at all, like in the entire civilized world. they even... they don’t know how to dress properly, and the drescon, well, of course , you, mara, understand me, but they, well, some savages, especially one, don’t listen to instructions... they don’t listen to the team, they neglect the team, and it also looks like alphonse, yesterday, you know , i met him so dressed up, really, you’ll help , i’ll be there, bring the tools, yeah, okay, i’m carrying screws, screws, like that... well,
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what kind of screws are these, these are yubels, here they are, screws, here they are oh, marra, you are so woman, there are probably a lot of men courting you, men, ugh, it disgusts me to even think about it, yes, but i like to think about a man too, love men, but it’s a strange question, i would like to love one... a man, and so he loved me too, right? how would you portray it? what? well, love in the picture, how? well, i don’t know, i’ve never loved anyone, hammer? have you loved anyone, mara? whom? well, a man, never, and i have no luck either. or
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maybe i’m not very beautiful, but mara, what do you think? well, well, i don’t know, i have breasts more, yes, we will hang a picture, maybe tomorrow, in what sense? that’s it, i understand, you’re reliable, i’ll steal you, where, to work, you’re suitable for me, how no, no, i’m not suitable , i don’t know how to cook at all, yes, i have breakfast and lunch at work, when i return, it’s too late for dinner , no, no, no, no, no, i don’t know how to wash, iron, or clean, i never do that, okay, okay, i do this part of the housework myself, but why do you need me then, well, we could i would like to drink tea together, talk, no, i’m actually busy very, well, at least 2 hours a day, no, no,
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no, i already understood everything, i understand, don’t try to persuade me, mara, mara, well, where did you get it all, well , wait, the first one, the brown ones don’t fit, remove the second blue one , the third one is yellow, turns into orange, oh , change the brown ones, blue doesn’t suit, orange turns into yellow, brake, hello, honey, actually i stopped this car, hello, boss, i’m about to go to the table, okay,
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now, who’s there, open it, i’m coming, i’m coming, why didn’t i open it, what did i do? and i worked here, you know, you’re not alone, i bought mommies for the new year, if you don’t cheat, i ’ll send a bailiff on you, and if you don’t, i’ll forgive the debt, it’s a joke, baby, i thought, i thought, here... in the right hand, or better
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in the left, or maybe on the chest, i read from mandelstam a cold rose in the snow, on sivan there is three arshins of snow, as if about me, what do you think, i think growing to the right, well... another time, sorry, like you the other time, you promised me a portrait for the new year, let's work, no, growing up, sorry, i can't, today i have a different job, different, which is not at all what you think , this is here, here, here, please, this is here, here, this is for the still life. listen, rose, this is funny, it's even ridiculous, even if someone were for me, i am a free person, it’s clear, you are free, yes i am free, don’t make me laugh, artist,
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return the money first, don’t put pressure on me , you can’t put pressure on a lark if you want him sang, and an honest lark, if he can’t pay with money, gets married, listen, rose, we’ve already figured it out with you. this question, forgive me sincerely, but i need to work, work, work, i won’t disturb you, i’ll just lie quietly on the couch, don’t say that you bought this for your mom for the new year, rose, understand, i have an urgent
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i was almost late, hello, hello, hello, hello, 100 penalty points for being late, thank you, i wish us all a pleasant working day, uh-huh. good morning, why are we late? but why? what is this? like what? love me, please, oh, no, just like that. wait a second, why did you bring me the same thing? i've already seen this. i mean, you have to work, shurik. you are wrong,
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okay, let’s say i don’t understand something, please hold it, but you can explain to me, this is what is shown here. but, excuse me, love me as i love you, for a long time, for centuries, vulgar, whatever, until the new year, otherwise dismissal, it’s already the day after tomorrow, maybe i understood something wrong. no, quite decently, oh, mara
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, i agree, on your terms, come in, come in, please, i’m very glad that you came, today you can start work , i’ll clean up the things, yes, yeah.
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what’s more disgusting to wear like that, and you dress like you’re going to work, i’d immediately leave behind, what, oh, mara, please give me your dress, it’s so tacky, i wonder what i’ll wear, and you take mine, here, this or this? no, i can't, i don't breast inserted, well, put on whatever you want, mara, i beg you very much, as a friend, he will soon come there, well, mara, let’s hurry up, please, he
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will come soon, just don’t peep, okay.
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and this is anton, i’ll open it now , hello, hello, kira, how wonderful you look today, please come in there, i’ll get ready now, okay,
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wow, baby doll, hello, dear girl, i ’m a housekeeper, great, what good taste kira has . kalish, golish at work, my, my girl, anton, i’m ready, marochka. marochka, please wait for me, you are not afraid of her leave alone at home, kira, you are a brave woman, a brute, yes. we’re done with the little things, let’s move on to the little
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things that we read, the magazines that we listen to, so, so, so, that’s all, these are shells , tops, so, the kitchen is red, the walls are gray, the sculptures are unclear, so what, so what? american standard, i wonder what we have there?
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that right in the taxi a man came up to me under my skirt ? am i some kind of girl for him? he pestered me too, an animal, but i gave him a rebuke, and i gave it to him too, but now he’s going to fire me, maybe it’s for the better, yes what are you saying, mara , i studied so much, i worked so hard, don’t cry , don’t cry, they’re all pigs, but that ’s all for sure, and there’s one guy at my work in general, who also gets in worse, i’m him.
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it’s okay, he will fall in love, because he already likes you very much, no, everything is ruined, both the career and the evening, well, the evening, the evening can still be saved, thank you, what are you doing, here, here, come on in. go, go, girls, girls, go, go, all
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my friends are here, where are you going, there is no entrance here, this is a club for men, and where do you see girls, i don’t understand, i understand, nothing is given at all, just so. even a small step, even the most trifle, and nothing will happen in vain. not out of spite, this is a phrase, girls, sit down, white road, white road, my legs went, all white beauties,
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here he is, when you come, don’t you worry , yes, 50. i didn’t understand, well, stoh, yeah, well, i i’m stressing, i understand, i need to stress less, i’m burned in a callous coma, and my heart is beating so painfully, i’m with myself, disgustingly
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wounded. only the snow outside the window shines so wonderfully, charmingly, and i exchange gulps, it is measured in steps, white roads, white roads, and the white roads have trampled all my feet.
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my feet are all white roads, here is your order, girls, oh-oh-oh-oh, here we have, dear kirochka, no fancy, but you can relax with your soul and heart, thank you. thank you, well, my dear, why let’s slam, let’s slam, yeah, but you know what, mara, let’s drink to the brodershaft and be on friendly terms, to the brodershaft, so what? come on, come on.
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come on, let me light a cigarette, shurik, it’s you, no, not me, it ’s a little lonely star flying over the night steppe, you know, that little lonely star flying on some kind of steppe looks like someone right now, like a beauty with a cruel heart, that’s it, but i’m unlucky again, oh well, stop it, you ’ll be lucky, you’ll find a good, natural one. so this is all because of her, well, yes, i fell in love , i don’t know, does she even know that you’re a man, no, what are you, and are you sure that she’s not a man, absolutely, oh, what sacrifices do
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we have to make for the sake of dad? they don’t understand a damn thing, oh, don’t talk, it’s fine, you’re a fool, your father, by the way, when he fell in love, he put on medals , no matter what the world, look at him, he won’t fall in love, he believes it or not, the main thing for a man is to know the answer to everything, to the sword, they rush, they torment you, oh, and the poor people don’t know that they are suffering in vain, the men are completely, the men are just like children, go ahead, they will forget the whole world, only a difficult
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, very rare toy , chick you will run after me , you will tell me fairy tales, but then, oh, you will still find yourself under the thumb, men are just like children, give them a toy, the pose will be all over the world , but it’s not easy, it’s a very rare toy, you’ll have to give everything
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for it and be obedient, and it’ll be more beautiful than you , bro, go ahead, i’ll go kiss it , have a drink, come on, guys, calm down, guys, calm down, what ? “oh, who is this, who came to us, what are you doing, take a walk, marochka, marochka, i’m so happy, you know, i met all your friends, they ’re like that to me, what’s wrong, oh, it’s so good that you
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brought me here, why are you so strong? listen, why can’t men be like you, so reliable and faithful? oh, careful, what are you throwing? it’s hard for us, girl, put me on my feet, it will be easier for you, i’ll get up , you’ll carry me, oh, i can’t, i’m so tired of these managers, these supervisees, listen , i really want one very strong man to come over did it to me, oh, hold it, hold it, hold me, don’t drop me, marochka, here, but he’s an artist, i told you about him, i want him to come up and do something unexpected, right in front of everyone you
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’re doing, it’s interesting, but she’ll also give herself 100 penalty points , the bosses always get more, shurik, 100 penalties, well, did you do it? oh, how i wish i could be loved with such talent. oh, god, god, what tenderness, this is love me for real, suddenly... a sudden onslaught. zhurik, oh, how accurate this is, that’s how my first husband loved me, that’s how my second husband loved me, that’s how michal loved me
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georgich from the ministry, my dog ​​is so stupid, but she won’t accept it, why? because she was cold, callous, and never loved anyone. even a dog, so for being late, 200 points, you get 100 for chatting, calculator. oh my god, let me live through this nightmare,
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hello ker, how are you feeling? what did you and i drink at brodershaft? well, not really, what do you think? kir, i wanted to explain to you, love me, yes, of course, you know, i can’t right now, okay, i’ll come back another time, although, let me try, like that. yes, oh, oh, no, please go away, oh, your pictures make me sick, oh, it’s not my
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pictures that make you sick, but the fact that you’re hungover, vulgar, oh god, it seems like i said that yesterday. what are you doing? drink, i can't, drink, 150 penalty points for drinking. although, how does he know about the hangover, it’s strange
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why he doesn’t like it, this is all you love, this is the whisper of the sea in the crimea, this little lonely christmas tree whispers, love me, calm down, this, this is the first walk. together in the park, on the contrary, these are all fragile things, how can you not understand this, or this? well, as i understand it, the project, love me, is closer to completion, no, it is still very far from completion, i did not make it in time for the new year, and you have the right to fire me.
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what a clever concept, this is a whole series, here’s the soap, love me in the village, love me on vacation , of course, love me in free use, exactly what i wanted from you, kira, but you didn’t understand, here now. i can calmly fire you, no, no, kira is absolutely right, it’s all cheese, it’s just stains, mine impressions, nothing more, nothing like that, this, this, this is wonderful, this is generally a new word in advertising, why are you arguing, advertising needs a product, a brand, and also maslow’s classification, and what does maslow tell us, and what maslow tells us, maslow tells us - and wash, so kira is absolutely
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right, this all needs to be redone, what i ’ll do now, thank you very much for your trust, thank you, please, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, great employee, on fire, kira , you understand, he’s on fire at work, he just reminds me of someone, but maybe your employee, presenter , artist, by the way, about the work, are you happy with the house worker who sent you, yes, very much, i really like her too, send her to me in the evening, even today, which is serious, and work calmly, you're already beep-beep to me, not interesting, beep.
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the matter? come to me, i saw everything, we know everything, don’t cry, olechka, he’s just making a career, and why can you get a big prize for this, you, you’re an artist, a genius, independent, why did you humiliate yourself like that, well, why, really, well, of course, okay then.
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congratulations on the upcoming new year, the working day is over, how is it over, kira? i also wanted, well, wait, i ran to finalize the bonus, the man made love me rewarded, you will make death a parasite and you’ll also get something, the magical power of art, i wonder what i’ll get for developing cat litter? kir , i wanted to tell you yesterday, you will tell me after the new year, sorry, i have no time for you, your project has been accepted, i... congratulations, kir, you can at least stand,
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what, roses, what are you doing here? , i have come to place you on your altar. art , maybe i should expose my chest for this, right or left, where are you in such a hurry, my artist, to work, to work, help, oh, button it up, i’m late, so that’s why you, come on, come on, come on, i’m not interested in a normal, beautiful, rich woman, but you could have bought better lingerie, sadomite, i’ll get a bonus, i’ll buy it, so, that’s off, that’s off, that’s better. yes, this is here
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, well, oh, god, i haven’t shaved yet, so, i understand , you won’t give me back the money, well, let’s describe the property, rose, dear, what is there to describe here, if you want to take the painting, but with your stains , my whole office is covered, you have covered my whole life, biography, honor, pervert! "darling, i have to have time to shave, put on a wig and at least a little put on some makeup, oh, put it off for the evening, friend, boor, what, what a pity?
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who's there, happy new year, huh? what again on behalf of the team? well, congratulations, happy new year, dear, it’s me! oh, mara, i didn’t recognize you right away, i thought it was a completely different person, and the voice seemed similar to me, but take off this stupid mask, come in, i’m taking off the first mask, oops! well, what a surprise, oh, mara, you are so funny in this
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robe, it’s so good that you came, oh, christmas tree, hurray, yes, you and i will dress it up together, look how many snowflakes i have cut it, mara, yes, and you will celebrate the new year with me, just the two of you, yes, yes, well, i have no one except you, nonsense, there is probably someone, now i’ll guess, someone from work, some- something... a romantic artist, maybe not handsome, but that’s not the main thing, i don’t shine with beauty either, what are you, mara, you ’re a real beauty compared to him, really, yes, very curious, oh, he so extraordinary, he stood up for me in front of my boss, although i scolded him all the time, he wants to explain something to me, he’s worried, but today took me and kissed me like i dreamed of, in front of everyone, do you want to celebrate the new year with him? with him, you
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know, i offended him so much, but he wasn’t offended? - mara, you are so kind, do you judge by yourself? no, i’m not kind, kir, m, i have to confess something to you, my god! how tragic, you must have fallen in love with someone, yes, yeah , well, admit it, oh, i love you, so what’s wrong with that, i love you too, you’ve become a close friend to me, no, i’m not a friend, i ... yes, yes, anton, yes, mara, i have, no, she
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won’t come to you, i’m not letting her go, yes, i’m still i realized you were walking, what happened, nothing special, i was fired from my job. “all of professor smith’s theories were shattered by the lust of my boss, well, that means they were doomed, i’m doomed too, was he harassing you again, you, he’s no longer interested in me, he demands to send you for the evening, right now, why? oh, he's an animal , i refused him, and he told me that he
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would fire me, don't cry, won't fire me, i think i'll visit him. why is that even interesting? it's quiet now, oh, who's coming to us, hello, come quickly , the child will catch a cold, hello, quietly, quietly, i came anyway, i didn’t wait, bye bye, and you also work part-time, yes,
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absolutely a babysitter. but god himself does not give children, he has not yet met his mother, wife, girlfriend, companion, he has not met, so what, what should i do? yes, sit until the baby falls asleep, quietly , quietly, quietly, quietly, quietly, screams loudly , he’s sick, or maybe call me a doctor, he wants to eat, he’s screaming, just hold him, now, listen, you’ll strangle him like that, be careful, well shake him somehow, let him go, let him go, let
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me go, auntie hurts, auntie hurts, don’t, sing, shut up, please, don’t sing, such singing will make anyone scream, it’s normal, the way you’re holding it , there are no people of your own, it’s immediately obvious that you’re not smart, well, let’s eat, eat and sleep, i won’t sleep, don’t listen to her. girls always say that there will be molonigs, but it’s too early for us to think about it, we’re still small, yes, small, kind, we won’t fire anyone from work, it’s true, we’ll eat, sleep, then we ’ll grow up, yeah, well, he doesn’t want to sleep , of course, she wants to have fun, what a beautiful aunt,
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we want her to dance, well, dance, mara!
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he falls asleep because you dance correctly, you dance so much that you immediately want to sleep with you, i finally met a woman who behaves correctly with a child, you don’t flirt, you don’t command, you have strong arms, a strong back, i can
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and i have been family for a long time. here's the thing. tizvetsov’s beak, wait, don’t tear it. i’m unlucky in death, lucky in love, i don’t take my time, i’m offended for my country, white desert sun, today at 10:20 on... tv. how's our baby? have you dealt with anton? i dealt with anton, the baby is sleeping. fine. oh,
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marochka! "mara, forgive me for allowing you should go to him, he’s a monster, i was running so hard, i wanted to make it in time, he hurt you, yes , he couldn’t do it to me, but what happened to your voice, you were hoarse, you shook a lot, not much, mara, what did he do to you, i don’t recognize you at all , right?" what are you? you, you, you’re not mara? no, but i still love you. kira, i know that i deceived you, you know, but a woman, she’s in the little things, i wanted to know what kind of person you
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really are to me. mata to me too
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, hari, kira, how are you, by the way, this is what a good employee means, listen, take me, take me to her, to whom, to your housekeeper, to mara, listen, this is not a housekeeper or mary , this is a monster, and this is a bitter truth, even if the darkness of low truths is dearer to us, elevating deception, let's forget our disputes, kira, take me to her, work calmly. yes, you will feel bad, just like me. i'm ready, do you know where she lives? yes, i saw in my personal file what kind of woman she is, what strong hands she has, everything went off the top of my head, you know, okay, let’s go, let’s go, her neck, it’s like a swan, i thought,
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if you don’t want to take me as your wife , maybe we can become friends? i thought, friend because i don’t have one either, so i picked you up, almost unworn, rose, oh, thank you, very touching, but i don’t think i ’ll need it anymore, why? well, why, like this, and i thought i was going to die? and there won’t even be a portrait left of me, well, why won’t there be, let ’s finish your portrait, it seems you wanted to expose something there, or with a rose, it’s true, well, of course it’s true, stamm’s mandel is pretentious, let it be like pushkin’s, it’s written in front of me, necks are open, breasts are in the south in her face, but the fights of the north are not harmful to the russian rose, russian rose, ok, russian rose, go get ready, really, of course.
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like this, what is he doing here, where is mara? hello, so what are you doing here? where is mara? mara! marochka, marulechka, marulik, mara, god, what a beauty, oh, here she is, here
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she is the wife, here she is, the mother, here she is the friend, here she is. companion, through life, hand in hand, who is it, is it you, yes, it is me, you are more beautiful than in the portrait. i dreamed about you, really, really.
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cyrus, look, what is this? love me!
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it doesn’t happen like that, it happens, just two words,
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but how much is confusion and how many are absurd, funny there are only two coincidences. yes, for good luck, we are in a hurry and not knowing what will happen next, just two words, so many things, and you can’t change anything, love me, love me, the warmth and tenderness from them is preserved. love me above the earth, when the sun rises it shines for you and me.
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the wife will melt, touching the palm of her hand , sadness, failure and grief will disappear, she will shine with happiness, beautiful faces, let this holiday last for a long time, and life continues its cycle, the time has come, look after the program today, the black fan has completely chosen, comrades women, call me just comrade sukhov. how did you end up here, they were shooting, come in. that's it, guys
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on the longevity of the kiev regime's attempts to defeat russia on the battlefield, a statement by vasily nebende at the un security council. what to wear and what must be on the table, we choose the main trends of the meeting. new year, and also what surprises await ntv viewers on the holiday night, this is the program today judged by dmitry zaboysky, hello, a private military company in the hands of western countries with the task of inflicting maximum damage on russia, this is how our permanent representative to the un vasily nebenze described ukraine at an emergency meeting of the security council. western countries requested him to convict him.

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