and the korean, the korean left for his historical homeland , that the koreans went to israel, god, a fable, i need a lawyer, a good lawyer, lawyer, senya, it costs money, a lot of money, i tell him, i need to hire a lawyer, and he says that he is a lawyer , you understand that you are true, you need to do something, don’t worry, we will do everything that is needed, the main thing is that you don’t do anything yourself, you are in class now , what time do you finish, wait, well, wait, well, wait, yes , yes, here’s the remainder, well, from

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his own hard-earned money, thus, solo law became the first post-roman legal document, this legislative act. this is the third time you have been late to my lectures this semester; if you do not tell me right now a convincing reason for your 38-minute delay, i will be forced to inform the faculty leadership. so, i'm waiting , i'm late because my house was searched and my father was arrested. so end

the khristoforov bazaar, if you were a student of, say, the third year, and not the first, i would immediately raise the question of your expulsion, because the future lawyer is obliged to know that, according to article 108 of the code of criminal procedure, the arrest is made by court decision, which means your father is not arrested, he is just detained on suspicion, study. precision of wording, sit down, so where i stopped, it was super, solo right, here she is, no shit, here it is, a bucket of nuts, here she is, my swallow, so

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so, in short, we’re having a hard time with biometrics right now, there won’t be any blank forms any time soon, there are a couple of second-hand ones, well, they’re suitable for the age , but they’re just an old model, so we’re not a new model either, that’s great, we’ll paste in a photo, no one will get to the bottom of it, well there’s a specialist there, no need to get to the bottom of it, well, ok , okay, let’s choose, ramazanov rashidovich, no , that’s not it, are you kidding me, in what sense, what do you

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convince him. understand, if they lock him in a cell now, there’s no telling what could happen to him. happen. he may simply not live to see the trial. and who decides this? i see that they don’t buy such chic clothes, we are forts, or what ? what a trick, what are you saying, we can get everything right now, if only we had the money. dear passengers, the entire arkhangelsk-moscow route will be sent from the second route. sorry, watch where you're going, blind-sphere. musygin, what are you? have you left the settlement? what do you want? so

this is an escape. what about you, are you on duty or something? i handed over to duty, as expected, and i’ll hand over you now. piece, don’t ruin it, don’t ruin it, please, please. go away, monsieur, stay where you are, oh uh, patrol, they call us, why are you chained up, like this, just to be on the safe side, you’ll get some training from me, arkhangelsk police, sergeant vosko, okay, keep quiet, busygin, sergenkov’s right-hand man, 139 itu, what?

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probably the case.

how can i turn it off?

sleeping with a citizen, the glove compartment got in, the glove compartment, i say, quietly, quietly, cut off, this is hardly a washing machine, well, how can we come to an agreement, or am i calling witnesses, that we are feiskaem, or what? and i saw them driving, fesb, fso, m, so, you will close your mouth, you will breathe when i give permission, and you will speak when i say, keep in mind, from this moment you are working for me, truncated, uh-huh, uh-huh, not uh-huh, but that’s right

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is it? he is not alone, he works for someone.

should the court choose detention in a pre-trial detention center as a preventive measure for the suspect? what's happening? the lawyer fell asleep, the defense is given the floor, but what? it's your turn, you have something to say, yes, yes, yes, just a minute, just a minute, yes, now just a minute, now, lord, i’m not saying anything, but these are other glasses, now, now,

now, now, wait a minute, we don’t need this, now, can’t we hurry up, what quickly, please, quickly, quickly, quickly , you need to learn patience , i was a lawyer in the nineties , i was a lawyer during perestroika, i was a lawyer during stagnation, i was a lawyer under voluntarism, i was even a lawyer under a cult individuals, this is what i will tell you with your permission after all, justice does not tolerate. bustle, i will take this into account, but i still ask you to move on to the merits of the case, yes, please, essentially, your honor, in accordance with articles 448,

449 of the criminal code of the russian federation, the future investigator, my client, is a special subject, and thus, a search of his home can only be carried out by court sanctions. your honor , allow me a moment and if there is a decision from the head of the investigative body of the constituent entity of the russian federation. do you have specific objections? i ask you to pay attention to the date in which the court decision is dated about conducting a search in my client’s apartment. and now i ask your honor to pay attention to the date appearing in... the search protocol, and what we see is the same date, however, according to the protocol, the search in my client’s apartment was carried out at 6:30 in the morning, accordingly,

the court’s decision , which authorized this search, should have taken place even earlier, we are all very interested to know what kind of court is working at such an early hour? assign a preventive measure to christopher vyacheslav nikolaevich, a written undertaking not to leave the place. this the decision can be appealed to higher organizations within 10 days. the resolution shall be considered to have entered into force today. thank you very much. and i knew, and i knew that this would happen. great!

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well, that’s why they just released him again 36 37 38 they just don’t have any rights , they released him in court, so okay , we’ll sort it out, don’t freak out, here you go, have a drink and... i need to sleep, i won’t sleep, you count the limings, who are they, these are hamsters in the north you’ll come out of a bar there, well , you’ll come out of a sales office, and there’s a ton of them there, it’s all something they're gnawing, count them, where did you see it, at the polar station, yes, come on, have a drink, you...

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from under the ground, there’s an investigative committee. hands on the steering wheel, i told you, you work for me, i told you not to turn against khristoforov, this is on foot, everything is on foot, he is a beast , he forced me, sit still, he promised to cut off your head, i will be the first, no need, i will say, i found out, besovsky besovsky passionate company back here here is the besovsky booklet

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man, come out, you can’t come here, well done, here the van cannot be parked. where is the word input, what are you doing? don’t worry, the gift animal was delivered, what other camel , are you completely stunned there, or something, your camera is broken, but it’s not a camera that’s broken, it’s a corb, you’ll see the animal immediately, paid for, delivered, sign, i won’t be anywhere sign, oh, what are you talking about, the quality of the product is not satisfactory, there are two humps.

i warned you, what are you doing, bastard, central, indignant, central answer, i understand, hello, bunny, you 'll be stunned now, danya, you won't believe it, we have here a camel, but not alive, where you tied it , you will scorch it, i repeat again, immediately untie this beast, it will break everything here now, don’t yell, and don’t call the cattle names, it doesn’t like that, so what then, tribute

closer, if he dies of thirst, you will feel guilty for not helping, the camel, they are like people, after a hangover they also want to drink. and we also didn’t have enough camel corpses here, so the men are quickly in the basement cleaning women, everything is here quickly, but the camels are only calm in appearance, and if the roof goes from thirst, they can trample people, but what it was already crazy, he was trampling, it was a matter , these same clients didn’t provide any assistance, didn’t help, so well, we’re standing there , separated, dispersed, give some air , give oxygen, disperse, that’s it, give some air, give some air to breathe, disperse, whoever it’s been said that the camel doesn’t have enough oxygen, what are you saying? you see, we separated, why are you clicking like wild people, but you haven’t seen the camel, or what?

excuse me, but who are you anyway? well, how can i put it simpler for you!

your division, don’t express it, who is it, what’s the matter, and there’s no need to spin around, there may be injuries incompatible with life, just do something, what are you worth, i’m not a trainer, i’m a delivery person, it’s impossible to work like that, where’s the shift manager, ah? oh, excuse me, why did you come at khristoforov, which khristoforov,

i don’t know which khristoforov, tracker from ska, oh this one, he’s on me, he’s for no reason, no reason, out of nowhere, no reason even they will be born in the tire, i said, it doesn’t matter, listen here, with your soapy ears. get away from him, call off all your jackals, today, the case must be closed, for everything about everything for a day, sucked, yes, camels and useful animals, a ship of the desert, they eat, really a lot, but you’re always with vegetables, what vegetables, what vegetables, we have a background here, like i have fruits and vegetables written on pieces of paper , fund, fund, i say, fund. investments, money, bills, yes, but this is padvilova 21, building three, one, one, you know,

building one, but it seemed like three to me, but i’m sorry, there was a mistake, the ship is in the desert, they entered the wrong port, goodbye, but wait damn, next time i won't be naked with you i will, i said yes, he changed yes... laid down according to the charter, the case will be closed, but today they won’t lay a finger on christopher, i will forget about him, forever, forever! i’m sitting on a piece of land, or rather on a sofa, with

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, you can’t worry him, what are you, well, i don’t understand , i understand everything perfectly well, the villagers live here, it’s a simple formality, this can’t wait, yes, i would love to, but i’m afraid of the new owner , doesn’t want to, so here, what are you doing, here, so the seal is where, listen, leave here already, in the end, thank you, let it be absent, breath agonal, otropin two cubes, prepare the defibrillator, where is this team, are you getting better? now i feel good

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, listen, we’ll cut the stone in half, are you crazy or something, it will immediately lose in price, it ’s written in your magazine, the price of a plumb stone is increasing exponentially. oh, you auntie, we’re going to cut the stone with a laser , that’s it, the weight of the stone will remain the same, why should i read this magazine, i’m doing it all, as if in geometric progression, well, you’re definitely a piece blunt. i’ll hit you with a bead right now, so we won’t cut it, we’ll sell it in half, 70 to 30, why, what, 70 to 30, you yourself just now offered to divide it, by the way, you’ll pay half for half if you sold it , i would pay less, you know that usagin

, you won’t be able to deceive me, do you hear, if i said in half, it means in half, honestly, oh, you want it honestly, honestly, come on, let’s from.. . steering wheel, who saved you, i am on timof, who guided you, i am the assessments to me, who taught you, and i also gave you i’ll teach you a lot, i understand, so it’s halved 70 by 30, which, okay, 60 by 40, 60 by 40, that’s 6 million green, 6 million, okay, wait, if i’m... six, how old are you then, that’s i’m six, so it turns out equally, it turns out , yes, before i became a director, i

myself worked in the arena, i was a number, a fearless veneto, a man’s head in the mouth of a crocodile, i was veneto. so that the crocodile would not be aggressive, we fed him 5 liters of alcohol an hour before going out to stink, after the second he was violent, and after the fifth he was already asleep, he will open, grazing he’s sleeping, put everything he wants there, no one could take the camel away without the management’s knowledge, what are you, a camel, he’s not a dog, he’s not a mouse, he ’s healthy, you know how much he eats, how much he drinks, i’m not talking about anything else i say it anyway. this morning, so they said, we have 12 ready preparations for orphans, well, look, here are ours, here is our little one on the playpen, yes, it

looks like, it looks like, she’s a girl. you cook very tasty, grandpa, you learned it at the polar station, yes, you know, the polar station will make anyone a man, damn it, and you do you want to show me the city, i haven’t been anywhere for so long... “well, i can show you, but first you need to think about dad, after all, he’s in jail, and we’re going to have fun, don’t worry, the issue is resolved, serious people those who attacked him will withdraw their

statement, soon everything will be as before, let’s better take a walk, okay”? “i believe you, now, look, now the pushkin tretyakovsky is open, very good, i haven’t played billiards in the cultural park for a long time, you can go to the cultural park, if you want, for a minute, excuse me!” are you crazy, what a walk, go on foot, you’re looking for a camel, let him look

, for goodness’ sake, what are you talking about, they’re playing tricks with the demonic, i heard it myself, and i immediately thought... he didn’t talk about slavik, no about slavik, but that doesn’t mean anything, yes , it’s clear that your life here was quite hard, you’ve lost a little sense of smell, but if the demon doesn’t answer for the market, who will he be anyway, and he won’t be anyone, he has no idea, okay, don’t fuss. the monument to peter i by architect zurab siritelli was erected in 1997 by order of the moscow government on an artificial island built near divisions. muscovites of the drainage canal, one of the tallest monuments in russia

, the total height of the monument is 98 m, and the height of the figure of peter is 18, no, look, look, somewhere that segvy didn’t see them, crazy dor, grandfather, and now you don’t even see me i listened, let’s go, we’ll buy you some ice cream, thank you. blambir half a salary, i can’t get used to it, give it to us young man, it’s not enough, i forgot my wallet at home, i have cards, i don’t accept cards for payment, uh-huh, why is that, follow me. where to go here? grandpa, how about you?

polar explorer, come on, dial the pin code, well, pin code, tell me, oh, where did you write this fable down to me, wait, and at 2.963, grandfather, well, you ! "here you go, you have to remember the pin code once and for all, uh-huh, okay, that means where my money is, but the box is not reliable, without reservation, it should be somewhere else. grandfather,

what was your salary at polar station? 220 plus polar, and how old is it then? one and a half million? why? yes, there’s a seal here, washed out, put in the wrong place. look, what did you get? did you steal something again? what did you steal, took, lay for public needs. moscow from the center to the outskirts? so, look, in moscow at the moment there are 13,325,387 people, including illegal immigrants, including illegal immigrants, so wow. listen, if grandma doesn’t turn up at the old address, and

he definitely doesn’t turn up at the old address, then we’ll find him, we’re not even passengers, we’ll be there in 15 minutes , if the guys don’t help, get ready to leave, good projector, now i’m dead , can you give me something like that? just some salt, maybe in a safe, but why in a safe? at our polar station, the forces are chic. what do you say, where?

yes, we seem to be stuck here, yeah. it’s easier to find a head than this grandma’s, yeah, businesslike, start and finish, hear, a piece, so here he is, who, who is he, well, grandma, over there, next to the eternally living grandfather, for sure... are you hungry? yes, not very much yet. well, let's walk a little,

let's go. abeloch was a national, reputable restaurant. preserved, i hope, but i don’t know, i somehow don’t go to restaurants, there are pirozhkov’s nearby, maybe we’ll go there, we should dine at the national, at one time there were breasts there, i beg your pardon, help the former victim of a destructive passion, why am i ready to drink 100 rubles for the success of any of your projects...

so pick up the phone, i don’t understand what you’re talking about on this phone, but i’m chatting, checking in, checking my email, nothing is clear, but you can turn it off, to hell , pay more attention to your grandfather, so i pay attention, i listen to everything, it’s still wrong, why is it wrong, everyone does it, look, okay. well, can you

turn it off, or is it difficult for you? i can, are you happy? polina, pick up the phone, pick up the phone!

let's now go to the museum that i'm telling you about, where you contacted the convict, come on, come on, good afternoon, hello, please tell me, the crown of the russian empire has been preserved in the exhibition, of course, young man, the crown b... and by grace nicholas ii, emperor and autocrat of all russia, moscow , kiev, novgorod, vladimir, tsar kazan , astrakhan, poland, siberia, tauride, please excuse me for interrupting, can you just say yes or no? yes, how much does a ticket cost? 100 rub. free for pensioners and students. very

good, i’m a student, now i’ll show you the document, and so will you. get your id, no , i’ll buy a ticket, we need to support the museum , the tour starts there, thank you, uh-huh, wow, young people come to me, oh, hello, hello, hello, that’s the same as the tickets, 100 rubles, for pensioners students free, 100 rubles, yeah, what are you saying, why are you paying 100 rubles here, for culture? young man, if this word means anything to you, senya, pick up the phone, pick up the phone, senya, listen, uh -huh, we’re student students, we forgot in the dorm, you let us in now, and then we’ll come back and show you the student ones, are you

threatening me, they’ll show me, let’s go, just a minute, you know, we’re actually these, we’re supposed to go everywhere for free, here please, here it’s not allowed , which means it’s not allowed on the list of beneficiaries there are no military personnel , if you were a railway worker, then... guests, here’s the pebble, look at the crown, that’s where the money was taken right from us today influx where he hid it, and if it’s not him, what not him, who is not he, well, not a stone? why would he come here to look at the steam? here he came for the stone, guard, guard, hold, catch! oh, it’s not so boring here,

we need to detain them, but what can you do? let's go through the official one, where is he? smart guys, it's none of our business, let's go. why are you pushing, why are you pushing all the time , i didn’t do it on purpose, that my leg sprained, come on, yeah, give me, i went behind

the barn, i’m telling you, give me the crown here, yes, on, on, on, listen, come on, give me the stone here, yeah, now he’s running away, eh... so that’s it they threw a fake on top of bullshit, but it’s not a fact , so it’s not a fact, it’s a no brainer, a diamond is already the strongest stone, and this is bullshit, and what are you doing, listen, what if children and cats cut themselves again, yes, yes, come on i i’ll take it, you stopped, quietly, without a plan. expert , we'll show him the pebbles, but he won't ask questions , let's go, well, that's a completely different matter, let's go, go,

go, take my purse, humiliating servants, no, gry yourself, vosotam, quiet, you, ah, ah, must call shanin, tell him about what happened, there is no need to call anyone, these gavoriks. they've probably already taken it, why else? yes, because a professional would have done it without any fuss, it’s clear that amateurs were working, the alarm system in the museum is of no use, there are no chickens, the bars on the windows are barely holding on, and you can open the lock with your finger, you want to say that you managed to do it all now see, i’m generally very smart , it’s impossible to be a valernik without observation , of course, grandfather... can i check my phone, and what’s breaking without it, yeah, yeah, well, let’s check what’s going on with you, thanks, but where ’s mine? , since it turns on, at least the same way as

turns off, again, wow, wow,

onto a goldmine, what is there, what is there? what kind of stone? no, well, i can say, of course, but this will already be a consultation, and my principle is that i do not give consultations for free. okay, misey borisovich, from old memory, there is mikhail borisovich, well, excuse me, mikhail borisovich, from old memory, from such an old memory that no one will remember, right? ok, so how much? 1.0

rub. yes, are you robbery, no, not robbery, robbery, if i forced you, otherwise you are free to leave, remain in ignorance, pay pay for it yourself, your friend, you pay, friend, why are you so crazy, because there is only one thing all around, young man, why are you so gloomy, you need to look at life more positively, don’t be a disgrace, uniform. expenses in half, well, it’s definitely a labyrinth, thank you, well, well, well , it’s a stone, look, what to look at, i already see everything, it’s a real, pure piece of glass, like your expert jeweler, an operative like you, the zone is crying all over the place, you need to be quiet as you turn, i’ll close mine and

show you. i’m also a child, i’m not ashamed, i’m ashamed, just stand there alone, and i went, what where , to finish off the dish while it’s lying, otherwise he’ll get up and run away, like this, if without high poetry here, if without high poetry, i’ll go to the hotel to wash, and tomorrow i’ll go to grandma’s, so i’m without i can handle you, but i can handle it without you, let’s go together, but how can you go with such an uncultured person, okay? you are a symbol of culture, then a taxi is for you, a minibus, a room for you, standard, luxury.

good afternoon, good, good, why are you closing, i didn’t do anything, well, you’ll do it, yes, yes, i’ll do whatever you say, i’ll do it, ok, so now you will write a statement that you were beaten, uh, sorry, but i already wrote, i understand, i need to pick it up... pick it up, take a pen, paper, so, here, write a statement about that that you were beaten by khristoforov’s people, khristoforov’s people beat you hard, for a long time, cruelly, very cruelly, very

inhumanely, and... what did they want from me, for you to take away the application, date, signature , today’s, today’s, well done, done , now you’ll go to the doctor, film the beatings, then take the doctor’s conclusion and statements to the investigator, i understand, i’ll do everything, excuse me, but what kind of beatings? take off your glasses, why? well, it will be more convenient, but what is it? lost? what for? come on, okay, okay, let's go.

stand up, the court is coming, good afternoon, isaac yakovich , court, lawyer, i, in fact, take khristoforov, what are you, yes, in what sense is this, let me ask, this is in the literal sense, a statement against him, as i understand it, withdrawn, no statement, no crime. so i'm taking it, don't take it, why? the application has not been withdrawn, oh, well, it will be withdrawn, while you fill out the paperwork, the victim will appear. minute by minute. oh finally hello, i ask you to protect me from the werewolf in pursuit, in the uniform of khristoforov , his people brutally beat me today, they demanded that i withdraw the statement, they

can’t break me so easily, here you go, this is a certificate of beatings, and this is mine , this is a new statement, please. isaac yakovlevich.

it looks like the gru is behind christopher, does this somehow affect my further actions? well,

this information, of course, requires changing the original plan, such an object must be handled with care, although it is now in pre-trial detention, and the scumbags there may not even know that he needs to be handled with care. on the contrary, having learned that slavik menta will not deal with him quite harshly, and you will control everything personally and so that this issue is resolved tonight, and finally deal with this camel, you were right about the concept, call a lawyer immediately, i’m telling you, you should to tell you that you arrived very late. yes, it seemed to you, citizen, there were no signs of a break-in, but i ’m telling you that there was a break-in into the apartment, an unknown, suspicious person went into the apartment and didn’t come out of there, i was watching him, isak

yakovich, good afternoon, i apologize for disturbing you, you know, circumstances have changed, khristoforov is needed urgently. urgently transfer to another prison , he can be sent to prison, but so that he doesn’t stay in this pre-trial detention center, by the way, you didn’t come very quickly, if they were killing me, they would have already killed me 100 times, by the time you deigned to show up, you have everything, no, not everything, i demand that you immediately neutralize the thief or whatever he is? well, if there’s no one there, if it seemed to you, we’ll call, but it’s quiet there, what’s wrong, do you think that the thief will scream at you, wait a minute, i ’ll just erase the evidence, yes, oh, listen,

well, stop talking to me, go, do your duty, break the door, for some reason you have to break them all the time, i have spare keys, polina left them, she always loses them every three months, nati, well, i told you, you know what it’s called, a false call, but somewhere now maybe a crime is happening, i'm needed there, yeah, but i swear to you that there was a man, there was, you're just not looking well, go, go, look carefully.

mursikh, little one, you are mine, why don’t you meet mommy? here is the doctor's conclusion that my client has acute vitamin deficiency and eye disease, he needs... normal sunlight in the cell, that's it, that means,

yes, hello, you are greeted by the information service of the ntv television company, this is the program today in the studio dmitry zaboysky. we start with sad news from belgorod. the number of victims of the unprecedented cruelty of a missile strike by ukrainian militants on civilians residents, according to the latest data, has increased to 22 people, as reported by governor vyacheslav glodkov, one of the wounded died in the hospital at night, three children were among the dead, more than a hundred belgorod residents were injured, about 30 of them are in serious condition, 25 people are being prepared for transportation to the capital , olga chernova has all the latest information about the tragedy in belgorod.