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tv   Vezyot  NTV  January 2, 2024 1:30am-2:01am MSK

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that i can’t, wait a minute, you got divorced because of this, exactly, a piece of cake, why are you always fighting with me, you and i agreed, where’s my fur coat, on the phone? i didn’t promise, but in the car, your fur coat, if you stop blowing me away, i’ll go and get it, why the hell are you constantly sneezing, you’re already annoying me, i always sneeze when i’m lying the honest truth, when it comes to my wife , i'm becoming mad, i hope it's not all at once, when i... with
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you i'll start with this idiot in the road, start right now, you won't deceive me, nestilov, i didn’t nest, i’m leonidov, why don’t you even like my last name, and i don’t like your last name, i don’t like your rose, stop unconsciously playing nesters, a line from a cheap tv series, the cops have no way... how to prove that this is not so , i'm playing tricks, primitive male creatures, yes, i keep it all the time.
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smart, elegant, but apparently today you have to clean it, you eat cake, let 's go on the grass, now then weed and take it easy, come on, leonidov, what kind of behavior, maybe you should have tea with lemon, no, it's better for him with poison, guys , go play on
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street, okay, sometimes men need to assert themselves, maybe we can still eat a piece of cake, they say it helps with stress, but let’s go, let’s go, oh, my dear, why are you making me wet all the time, just give it to me. get rich, i’ll buy you everything , everything you want, yes, so i believed you, but you ruined my life, and now come on, marry me, love, i can’t do it right away, well, i’m a little married, i have a keyboard, yes, i’m writing a receipt that i promise you, yes, but what are you going to do for your old wife, i’ll come to an agreement with her, the claudia will allow it, and yours... won’t mind anymore, that’s it,
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guys, come on, we've finished cleaning, rest for 5 years each in prison, we'll continue, this is our city, our prize, especially since santa claus bequeathed it to us, and not you, isn't it us, he wanted it, he asked varenki to hold it jumped, yes, and before jumping, he said, guys, here you go, this is your ticket, so i believe, i believe everyone, every word, well then give me the ticket.
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well, that's it, you're screwed, so, hide the ticket, that's it, no, you ate the ticket, well, that means we don't need you now, we don't need you, take this ticket, get out of here, leave us in peace, well, it's finally day. i have it in my hands, it ’s mine, santa claus bequeathed it to me, and this is me, mine, i sawed it up, not like our contribution, it’s supposed to be 25%.
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“hello, mom, mommy, this is a miracle, i just saw it on tv, my wish came true, my ticket won a whole billion, son, i, i ’ll call you back a little later.
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well, yeah, it’s not me, i dreamed of getting the face of his wife’s lover, and he stuffed it, but i don’t know which of you is the lover, so i stuffed it with everyone, and i really love the new year, my desire to get fabulously rich too it came true, i held so much money in my hand , though somehow not for long, it’s a pity that they only give one wish in my hands, but i actually had things come true that i didn’t even want, and this gypsy woman told me all this, now that i’m dying , i always check, the main new year's concert, tomorrow at 22:40 on ntv.
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there are so many opportunities in russia that even the new year can be whatever you want, digital, trendy. brutal, dear, unknown, awesome, unstoppable, come to the russia forum exhibition, happy new year, with new opportunities, all holiday week on ntv you can’t feed the cops like that, it becomes.
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well, everyone, bye, if anything, we haven’t seen you, that is, you haven’t seen us, bye, bye, bye, damn it, they really saw us, we need to kill them. he’s joking with the new year , if you need someone, please contact me, give me a business card , just in case if anyone ever looks in the direction of my wife again, address it, i don’t look at her, and i didn’t cheat on your wife at all, and i won’t do it anymore, i know your last name and phone number, so you know what i’m capable of, in fact, he’s not capable of anything. that's it, i went to see my beloved
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, you are restless here, you have debauchery, betrayal , betrayal here, come on, well, let's go, let's go, yes, we won't bother you, yeah, or maybe join us, let's celebrate the new year together , what is it, i didn’t even say anything, oh, horns, i forgot the address, sit down, where, here, this is not our car, i know, but where is ours? don't know.
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someone’s ex-wife, you’re still afraid to admit it to yourself, it’s because of the ticket that you’re upset - yes, you need to explain to your son somehow that there’s no ticket, well, let’s explain, i’d really like it to the whole evening turned out differently and it was better.
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mom, i finally found you, like here, it’s a pity that the banks are no longer open. “soon we will have a lot of money and we will buy a lot of gifts, son, i wanted to tell you, your ticket, here it is, what did santa claus steal then? mom, what, did you think that i was completely stupid, such a thing?” keep it in the most visible place, it was a copy!"
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"okay, it's new year after all, right? walk , walk, walk, oh, well, go, i'll hug you, really, or something, really, of course, look, it's worth it, i'm coming, i'm coming, and i'll hug you, i'm on the essence of loving you, and oh,
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i will save you, friend, i will breathe into your mouth. yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, well done, well done, well done, and you see how good it is for everyone, all their wishes have come true, everyone is at home, even the nesters, no one needs you and me alone,
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but what about the holiday? happy new year, look right now, this is a sober driver, yes, you can come to the ninth microdistrict, yes, you will go to coaching, no, a coach who is afraid to get on a motorcycle, sorry for being late, yours, you can check with your grandfather it was like, wait, now i understand. hey, so is it you, the racer ivan potap, who got caught in the race for a coupon, someone died recently, whose soul he is standing next to, holding on to you, waiting for something.
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if you, bitch, appear on our territory again, we will burn the car, i understand, i understand, there will be no cigarettes. hello, this is a bad driver, yes,
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can you come to the ninth microdistrict? i am yes izago, hi, you, me.
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maybe i'll drive, you're a sober driver, here i am, what's your name? ivan, i’m svetlana petrovna.
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i can’t, i just got divorced, why are all men such assholes?
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yes, where have you gone? in terms of? why not woke me up? don't do that next time? what happened? did you steal something from me? yes, two cigarettes? and money? didn't you take the money? okay, i'll check. oh yes, i forgot your panties there, just in case i’m warning you. good panties, it’s just a pity, what are you doing
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, what a slob, and we remembered you today, it’s too early to pawn, and for what reason did we remember, repairs in the red corner, and there more than half of the prizes are yours. i would take them, but i have nowhere to put them, i live in kruglova now, then i’ll be away, and you take them home to your son, children should be proud of the deeds of their fathers , i can’t go to my son, a court order, but the same mistake, but somehow vach started drinking again, but no, i’m in a limp, yeah, oh, i fell, what is he doing, and you’ll go to work as a trainer , but no, so what, what will i teach them, a coach who is afraid to get on a motorcycle, and i myself haven’t gotten on a motorcycle for many years, well, you, vasily ivanovich, you are a legend, everyone
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knows, vasily ivanovich, hero of the civil war, well, there is such a thing, if it didn’t leak out, take the cups, they’ll throw them away, it’s a pity, well, you have a woman, where am i from drinking , so they told me, you left, slandering, slandering, nyusya, you have a fiancée, nyusya, here, meet me, this is ivan potapov, champion, track record holder, do it to this record holder, you hear, a vitamin injection, but i’ll go take the medicine. yeah, well, take it off, what?
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how old are you? i'm 22, am i just going to show this off? and this is about you, me? oksana yuryevna told me that you got hit by motorcycles, well, who got hit by whom, don’t make things up, my hand is light, and you are really a champion, and you for what purpose are you interested? let me give you my number, if you have any questions about the medical part, then... you call me, it’s me for a reason, i ’m studying at the metuniversity, finishing my studies, i live alone with my aunt, so
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alone, with aunt, well, alone, thank you, it’s easy. hello hello! who's there?
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it’s me, there’s something to do, what you need, here, i brought the cups - my romkas, all sorts of certificates.
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and that there will be no more children, well, 99%, well , there is one percent, well, there is 1%. always to einstein's theory of relativity. who are you education? physics major, graduated with honors. yes, now i understand that i had to give birth to children. yes, our children are everything. support in
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old age. no, it’s just that you can’t fix a man without children, well, at first he’s with you, but after a year he still returns to his wife and children, well, that’s if the guy is normal, i need it normally, i found that he came for them, no, he missed me. yes, a teetotaler, yes, absolutely free, where, they call, listen, it’s okay, if i leave my prizes with you, a bag of prizes, i’ll take it later, your prizes, mine, were waiting
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enough. hello, friends, happy new year, hello country, come in and see the light, today we will give you your favorite songs, or maybe don’t rush it, repeat everything first, but the heart.
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happy new year, tomorrow at 22:40 on ntv, on the ground, yes, yes, it’s already close, i’m running, i’m running, now i’ll appear around the corner, whoops, please apologize for being late, there was a fire, people had to be evacuated, personal belongings of the victims . as a veteran of the labor war, i have a discount, with a face, with a face, and so there’s a fire, i’m telling you, yours, mine, you can handle it, my grandfather had one of these, the keys inside, so sober, sober.

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