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Understanding 9/11tv Almaz v shokolade NTV January 2, 2024 8:20am-10:01am MSK
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the new year is striking diamonds and clubs, thousands of people have the same ones in their hands, it is not visible. it dissolves into thin air. tipon to you on both of your things. these stones were found that year.
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put up the goods for the day after tomorrow, thank you, you are free, yeah, yes, well, as they say, you're welcome we ask, guests, dear, much more expensive, five lemons of greenery, so, oh, damn,
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there is a belief, buy this cream for the new year, like white snow, your skin and body will become white, rejoice! friends with me, two tuvas for
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the price of one, for those who are glad to hear this news, now the snowflakes will begin to swirl. so no it makes anyone sick so this is who wrote it tyuchev and i want it funny, very funny, good afternoon, everything is just fine, sidorchev, marketing director, dmitry savichev, santa claus, i immediately understood that you are a poet , yeah, sorry, it's time for us, goodbye, lucy,
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well, this is too much, i work at night , i wanted to rest, what for this child, i’m not on my level, the boy’s dad wants santa claus to congratulate him, he pays for it like santa claus, what the hell are you even talking about? and why should i tease yours, especially the blasphemous one, he didn’t plow so much, so, that means, so, i’ll give you the money, take it , you can’t feed your family on penny, here’s the address , there’s an elite house there, you can’t miss it, okay, let ’s go, honey, there’s , besides makrukha, his portfolio includes the purchase of stolen goods, theft of purchased goods, the draining of state property offshore, the disappearance of misinsky iron works. has not yet been revealed, and that’s all, arkady mikhailovich radunsky, himself, and you, as i understand it, the patron of the yakut mafia albesman dolboev, in general, found a sherochka, a masherochka, well, nothing,
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nothing, now we’ll catch them both red-handed and the end of their careers , ah... colonel, why didn’t you shame this radunsky before? there was no evidence, in russia matyushkin, two misfortunes, two troubles, the presence of criminals and a complete lack of evidence.
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aren't you ashamed to exchange real art for a beard made of obscenities, you're so hopeful gave, you know, if i continued to show hope, someone had already given me alms, okay, let’s go to a cafe and sit, there is no truth at our feet, and you don’t have it anywhere, 2 minutes with you, never, i don’t know anyone betrayed, didn’t...
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glance, father-in-law, by the way, i will have a minister, mother-in-law will kick you, a dowry fell on her head without a dowry, that tanechka exchanged love for money, i may be
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in vain then, not us, dima, and you, forgive me, i have to go, wait, tanya. wait, here's an invitation to this show, come, please, let’s celebrate the new year together, i’ve been dreaming of it all my life, only you... come on, i’ll come with my fiancé, but the groom will manage, but we won’t come, we don’t go to such homeless places, we’re having a social new year’s round, yeah, in in general, bye, first, first, where did you disappear, we are leading.
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six blue, cobra, cobra, this is the first, cobra is listening, meet the object , i understand , they are driving up, guys, please remove the car, remove it,
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the snow needs to be cleared, please remove it, we are clearing the snow, dear boy, my dear, my you are red, golden, so, dear pavlik, grandfather frost has a habit of putting it in children's boots for the new year, uncle you bought it, happy new year and with all
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our hearts we wish that your father will always preserve your sweet childhood, a pleasant boy. the main thing is surprise, so that they don’t have time to get rid of the goods, they won’t have time, everything is under control, i also turned off the elevator, in order to avoid surprises, well done, you’re thinking, guys, and guys, how can we get out of things, and are we to blame or something? , that some weirdo turned off the elevator, come on, come on, like this, carefully, well, it’s time after 50° below zero... sprinkle it all with 40° bourbon, or maybe
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we should finish our business first? well, of course, if you don’t wash the deal, then there won’t be any luck in it, but in general it’s good for you there, and there are pebbles nearby and sitting nearby, i’m kidding, i’m kidding, although i wouldn’t be able to, if i had frozen myself out a long time ago, by the way, not the very thing, by the way, is the original, well, let's shudder, oh , i brought you a piece of wild fruit, i apologize, well, what, what, what, what, i told you, i told you, i have a very important negotiation, well, i wanted to do yours negotiations are more comfortable, it didn’t work out, that’s it, that’s it, don’t worry, i understand, i understand, there will be a fire itself soul, well, don’t worry, okay
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, here you go, pavlik not only doesn’t believe in fairy tales, last summer in thailand, can you imagine, he refused to believe in an elephant, and we couldn’t convince him at all, well, good luck to you, with the upcoming upcoming, well, goodbye. who stopped you from raising a romantic? for equality, i don’t like that in the palace, in the hut the elevator and pitchforks are broken, no one will fix it, everyone is drunk, let’s go on foot,
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proud man, my dear. and your heart hurts, okay, i was congratulating the baby, baby, get out of here, quickly, yeah, now, oh, hello, i was congratulating the boy here.
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and huge prospects too, you were recommended to me with the best reviews, of course , whoever is dissatisfied has, as they say, been silent for a long time, i’m kidding, well, the money, here’s 5 million in cash , here’s the goods. beautiful, you can check it out, this is santa claus, through the snow there is a blizzard, i brought you magical good news for the new year, whoever opens the door for me will be able to receive
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a crooked door as a gift, a search and a couple of times, santa claus has come, what a santa claus, what , don’t open it to anyone, i don’t open it, hands, clean, in the toilet is clean, of course, it’s clean, every day the housekeepers take me, two of them to the kitchen, that’s right, quickly, what’s there, to the kitchen, quickly, friend , where’s the exit, oh, damn, you kept me from coming here, mikhail arkadyevich radunsky, you have good
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sir, i see that this will never be forgotten. “i promised you that we would meet, but i ’m sorry, i don’t remember how you are, probably not vindictive, here is your little-respected accomplice, sit here, mr. dumbass, no nonsense, today you are an expert in nonsense, lieutenant colonel, what is it lieutenant colonel, they looked over, there seemed to be no goods, but hey, he’s a poltergeist, i understand. let's dig deeper, comrade general , comrade general, i helped you, you also understand me, today is december 31st, i still have a lot of work, yes, i have nothing to do with it, i’m a boy and congratulated seventy apartments, we need this character, why well, he’s not
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wow, did the boss let me go? leave, just leave your coordinates, address, phone number, you never know, maybe it will come in handy? here's my business card, here's the agency's phone number, all my phone numbers. call me, i will be very glad, have a nice trip, what? i’m giving in, i’m giving in, like this, like this, okay , come here, come here, that’s the strength, i was rubbing it,
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cold, cold, cold, wow, look, dim, did you want to tell me something? yes, tanya, i wanted to tell you, i already hesitated to wait for you. could you find other words? tatyana, i’ve already tried all the words, but you keep digging around. but there was no need to agree on 5 hours. this is new year's, not a children's party. listen, let's run away, let's just let's go outside, take a bottle of champagne , we'll drink from the throat, it will be a lot of fun , you'll get a sore throat, i don't
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see anything fun in this, stop showing off, they're waiting for us, stop talking to me like that, and you stop stalling for time, you're setting us up, who was nothing and became a friend to everyone, should have at least a drop of gratitude, that’s how it is, that’s it, stop reflecting, quickly got dressed and went out. okay, i’ll go out, i’ll go out very quickly, so quickly that you won’t be able to keep up with me, tatyana, stop this theater, you yourself don’t understand what you’re doing, i, i’m just trying not to do anything wrong, stop, slavik, remove your deep body. radunsky, for the last time i propose to you
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to voluntarily hand over the stones, thereby easing your fate, i really, i just don’t know how, i had two in my kidneys, come out, give me the phone number, i need to call the minister, inform him that major skvortsov canceled to... the meeting, actually a lieutenant colonel, don't flatter yourself, captain, really a lieutenant colonel, like a lieutenant colonel, the kitchen is clean, you have a strange idea of cleanliness, maybe at least put the parquet back in its place, it looks like it's been contaminated lieutenant colonel, but in vain they let santa claus go, he found you stones and brains, maybe... he gave you a gift for the new year, it’s a joke, but what did he give to my bunny last year, even!
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i’m listening, dim, hi, it’s me, you know , i thought about it and decided to accept my offer and come to the club tonight, that’s great, that’s great, so let’s meet in our cafe in 2 hours, we’ll discuss everything, 2 hours, no, what are you talking about, i ’m getting numb during this time, let’s do it right now, you can, how... should i drive up, think, in how long, how long? no, that's out of the question, once again think about how much, let’s say 6.00, wait a minute, what about
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two? go away already, maybe chiyku, i really hope that we will see each other again, old joke. who's going to clean it all up? got it, sorry, ovkoz, idiots.
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young man, you’re free, of course, take a seat, i was so tanned by your idea that i ran out of the house right in my nightie, and i also got fired up, yes, but you know, one feeling doesn’t leave me, you have a fiance, well, yes , there is a little, there is a little, on the way here i called twice, apologized, for what, it doesn’t matter. he actually good, just a fool, but what about your lyusya , she’ll be at the club, of course she’ll be, she’s already called twice, she’s worried, she’s going through something, she’s my director, then suddenly i ’m like hello, in the middle of the night, how do you resolve this?
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were you going to? “i don’t know, i suddenly really wanted to see you, i too, why does everything in life turn out so stupid, and therefore, matyushkin, attention, attention, that the prosecutor also has an ass, and he doesn’t want to look for adventures with her, a search warrant gave, and only with difficulty, to detain him, red-handed only at the crime scene, but as they say , the witness red-handed did not appear at the crime scene, let’s sort it out, comrade lieutenant colonel, and in general i think it was not in vain that we went, at least we got to know each other, i hope, but the first, the first, when will your miracle technology finally work , first, first
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, listen to the pioneers, you are the first, mr. dolboev , which means first you ask not to be met at the airport, then the tail brings you here, and then the goods disappear somewhere interesting, and we get some interesting chain of events , don’t drive with the cops at the same time you’re working, and mr. radunsky , there was no tail behind me, but i’m sure of that, that’s why your apartment was guarded, it’s necessary... i should ask you, do you rent out all your clients to the police, or through one, what, what, what are you i said, there’s no need to apologize, i’m nervous myself , sit down, listen to the end, if the police had found the diamonds, we’d be in jail right now, they were arguing over a glass, yes, yes, other people’s dogs, you
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are people too, they also take money, just like that the question was resolved, how did your two, thank you for the compliment, in short, where are the diamonds, i’ll get it tomorrow to report to the general, in short, that’s all , i need to meet the buyer, where is the goods , when all this fuss started, i managed to put a chocolate set in santa claus’s bag, if they had found it, then it was not ours, but since... they didn’t find it, we’ll return it, you won’t get bored , uh-huh, that’s what, matyushkin, let’s go to the agency, uh-huh, i’ll find out what program our santa claus has today, uh-huh, and involve the patrol officers, of course, attention to all posts, urgently detain santa claus, he is traveling in a car with license plate elena 537, svetlana khariton, do, eat, this
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there was only one solution, now we need it, together, together, and what is this place? you leaked the goods, you look for it, for all this amateur activity, i’ll probably fine you 30 percent, what and how did you want? now, if the deal doesn’t go through, you will pay me a penalty and also lost profits, truncated, otherwise you will sell your stones to deer, do you understand me, smart girl? you will regret it, it’s unlikely, honor to you, but i brought you some tea,
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claus in a car with a specific number, you see, it’s not enough to catch everyone, but to catch one, but it’s also more reliable, as the zulushi folk wisdom says, to catch a lion in the desert, you need to catch 10 and release nine. happy new year, comrades, with new happiness, thank you all, everyone is free, so before, i have five orders, everyone is free, according to your order, you are mistaken, we are all free according to the constitution, let's go from here, comrade senior opera plenipotentiary for special important matters, in short, in short, what to do about it? eat, i'll be there in an hour,
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i'll check, bon appetit, mr. savichev, can i have an autograph? tanya, unexpectedly, glad, glad, got ready to go, i’m glad, very glad, yes, i see that joy is written on your face, yeah, in large letters, that’s joy, don’t worry, everything remains the same, it’s just that slavik has already gone to his parents, he lied something about me , but they tensed up, in general, i thought, give me a snow maiden costume, and i’ll say that i was preparing a surprise
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, okay, in my hut, chess, here are the costumes, yeah, so , now, now, now, so, snow maiden, snow maiden, snow maiden. to give it away, with pleasure, well, i’m just about to meet, an extra reason , i ran, otherwise there’s not enough time, i envy you, but
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unfortunately we don’t have it at all , how did you end up here, it’s like through a pipe, what are you doing, grandpa frosty, huh? he left, didn’t leave gifts , brought the cops to the hut, it’s not my fault , they forced me and what did you come for, dima, who is this, we are agitators, throwing kuresh for a gift, it’s not like a boy, in lapland, you would have been gone long ago they planted an icicle, just kidding, where are the gifts, well... in a bag in the car, great, are you spending, what are you spending, guys, that means i i’ll pick up the goods, uh-huh, santa claus, solve
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the problem, uh-huh, he does what’s beautiful. so i had to back you up a little with my guys, with your selfless participation, i wonder if we had appeared later, it would have been just as disinterested, i didn’t understand the passage, but you would have taken the goods, run away, stood up, blocked the whole road, this is a sidewalk, well, why are you standing here,
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you don’t even let people walk, you slackers, that’s what you got up, what you directed at me, i ’ll direct it to you now, but let’s come in large numbers, yours, mom, dear, what’s in your bag, firecrackers, toys,
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citizen bandits, you are surrounded by useless resistance, trunks of feathers snow, approach with your hands raised. you're a romantic, matyushkin, guys, we're working, i'll stand, come on, come on! calmly, don't twitch, let's go, come on, come on,
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dim, what was that? i don’t know, but we need to get out of here. let's go, yeah, uh, hello, i'm not finished, mr. general, a large-scale police special operation has just ended, please, a short comment on this matter, how do you know this, everyone knows this, please, a short one. all this dictated by the interests of the investigation and, as always, not a single piece of evidence. in our case, evidence is determined by the court, not
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the press. and of course, traditional attempts to shut everyone up are also in the interests of the investigation. really. okay, follow me. the evidence will now be presented to you, of course, as an exception , i’m filming, the fact of the transfer was recorded on videotape, so no one will be able to get away with it, there’s about 5 million worth of money in this bag.
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let's figure it out, comrade general, listen, a good suit, warm, otherwise i'm in this ballroom the dress was like a parrot in... no, that means if you were in my place, you would leave me, say sorry, tanyukha, sort it out yourself, and i’ll go and dance, so don’t talk nonsense, oh, yes, slavek
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, no, i didn’t disappear anywhere, no, something just happened to me here, in general, it would take a long time to explain, i’ll tell you later, in short, if i hadn’t come, that’s all, for now, well, so come on, call your director and say that you will come with the snow maiden, let him bring in the estimate, yeah, the hairy beast, it’s not her, yes, yes, i, i, listen, this is it, i’m getting ready for work here, give away little animals from a toy concern to kids, but i'm upset, you and i swapped bags, either we... are now turning the bears up our ass, or i'm going to the club to earn money for you , and you're going to go hand out the little animals, i'm on my way now, i
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knew it, ok, come on, i’m waiting , comrade lieutenant colonel, i propose to talk to this santa claus to cleanly take the diamonds from him, it’s calmer for him, and better for us, the answer is wrong , there are a lot of diamonds in the country, there are few criminals in custody, our task is to make diamonds .
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it seems to me that kolya was upset when he found out that his monkeys were arrested, after serving time they will be released , what should we do now, we have the bag again, and it’s like a black mark for us, listen, let’s go out and see what’s in it, come on, yeah. i’ve already got all this here, so look, this is it, this is our prize for the best shooter, this is our prize for the drunkest guest, why, because it ’s a squirrel, and here we have toys, yeah, firecrackers, uh-huh, verka, in general, this doesn’t amount to 5 million dollars, so yeah, what else do we have here, so candy, candy like candy?
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more candy, the goods are in place, yes, it seems you they promised that santa claus would not stop, okay, you’re settled, tolboev, you can, you ’re asking me to decide. dim , let's go to the police and tell them everything, let them decide what to do, we'll definitely go, but first to work, uh-huh, dim, turn off the stove, and now i'll suffocate, yes, yeah, i have something in me stuffed, your nerves are out of control,
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mr. showman. andrey, andryusha, try, close the question, dima, they will kill us, quietly, quietly, quietly, and damn it, they’re catching up! why are we dragging along, dim, come on, they’ll kill us, do it anything, and i do what i can, come on, come on, come on, come on,
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like her. lie down, so, what is this, yes, this is my breakfast, pour, well, come on, come on, light it up, eat it, quit it, the cartridges have run out, closer, closer, ah, well done, ah...
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mom, what mom, what mom, it seems to me that she’s just ignoring us, mom, i, i warned you, tatyana is delayed, the phone isn’t answering, maybe she’s on the subway, but we’ve come to grief , not only is my son a female actress, but she’s also on the subway, in while elena sergeevna’s daughter is pining for you, great match and a wonderful... perspective, mom , she’s hopeless, a hopeless fool, salt, so what, she’s a fool, a woman with no flaws at all, she’s boring, that’s why i like tanya, she has a lot of shortcomings, yeah, i’m telling you , she’s still not a match for you, a match, mom, you need a shoe , please, yes, but a person needs a person, i
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hope i didn’t invite this party to visit today, what are you, i... that i’m crazy, there are people who just come to visit without an invitation, go to the guests, so, listen, i myself will figure out where to go, ok, i'll meet tanya and come back, look how many people are there, security, we 'll definitely be safe inside, yes, but only... we, you know, through the official one, let's go, wow, the guys were having a blast, come on, sazonov, run the number in the database, set aside, senior
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officer, authorized representative for especially important matters , lieutenant colonel skvortsov. dogs, today there is a special operation at the club, your actions. you have been agreed with our group, you should have been warned, they warned you, they said that they would contact us on the spot, you have already contacted us and there is no initiative, only carry out my orders or instructions from this young man, my assistant, senior lieutenant matyushkin, remember by sight, matyushkin, there were no other masks, or something, there were, but they... are even worse, much worse, at the opening act for our beloved guests , today
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the group is big red bit, with its s and come on, come on! well, at least we’ll celebrate the new year this way, like at work and a holiday, we’ll celebrate, of course, we’ll celebrate, but alive or dead, it’s like the card will fall, where is santa claus? behind the scenes, there the security is keeping an eye on him, if he mutters anything, don’t take your eyes off him, that’s our most important task, understand? uh-huh, i understand, it’s hard to guard the bait when you don’t know what the predator looks like, they look like crap, there they are, it would be better if they dressed them up as gnomes
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, he dances, he flies, don’t worry, mikhail arkadyevich, he sucked it all in, we’re taking the set, that’s it, take it chocolate set, go to the point, that’s it, i’ll come there myself, okay, okay? dim! starts in 5 minutes, dim, where are you?
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let radunsky's morons fuss, and you cover the operation, quietly, calmly, chop off all the tails, preferably along with the head, i understand, chief, as soon as rodunsky's people when they pick up the goods, we immediately connect. i understand, we’ll also protect you in the process, motherfucker, it was a tiger, now i’m passing the floor. to the hosts of today's holiday, father morozov and his charming granddaughter , the sexophilic snow maiden, your applause! good evening, dear friends! on new year
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's eve, we shouldn't forget old traditions, so let's now remember how we all loved to call santa claus as children, let's call him very loudly: 3, four! grandfather frost, even simpler, grandfather moro, he will definitely come to us, a little later, but for now, dancing, creampies no, no grandfather, no bag, no one here either, oh my god! oh, fuck, excuse me, how did we get so screwed up, where did he go, how
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did he disappear into his own land, with the coming one, didn’t santa claus pass by here? i've been working here for 30 years, not a single fire. well done, have you seen santa claus? i haven’t seen anyone like santa claus , i’ve been working here for 30 years, then they didn’t dance this shbah , like that, pum-pam, like that , like that, i got it, i got it, i got it, rest, rest, yes, that same one, santa claus the store ran to get the item in all demand, yeah, uh, shut up,
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we didn’t have time, comrade lieutenant colonel, my heart felt, we’ll take you red-handed, we’ll take you red-handed, we’ll take you, wait, wait, like this , okay, like this, like this, okay, dima, dimochka, where are you? in all cases, it looks like i killed him, but what do you have to do with it, in war , as they say, not without losses, they live, oh, red, it was overwhelming,
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but here you go, i also thought it was mania, but no, quite , real, well-pumped hallucinations, damn. will they kill you? can't you have a sweatshirt? yes, you can’t, i was scared at first too, and then i thought, tan, it’s a bag for them needed, that's it, but they don't need you, they were talking about this at your house, i'm sorry, i wanted to upset you, i've already upset you, so you need to hide, i'll spend the evening myself, don't be afraid, no one will notice anything, well what are you, what are you, what are you, what are you , there will be a very loud scandal from santa claus, there will be a quiet trawling with santa claus, you need to hide, so is there an idea? the best place
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to hide, this is the most noticeable place, let's go on stage, what will they do to us on stage, let's go, hurray, finally our santa claus heard us and came to us, sorry it took me a long time, he’s just old, has trouble hearing, but applaud louder, people. i don’t see your hands, yes, he still doesn’t see well, soon the hands on the chimes will coincide with one another, and a holiday will come for us, kind, dear, dear, there are many signs in the world, but one says about how we will celebrate the year today. after all, we
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will meet him, so we will see him off, so we will meet him beautifully, and santa claus, isn’t it time for us to light up our christmas tree, isn’t it time, now the lights in the hall will go out, i say, now in the lights in the hall will go out for a second, no need, and we will all shout together: 1 2 3, light up the christmas tree, let's: one two, three, light up the christmas tree, what a beautiful christmas tree we have, yes, that's the case, where are the breeds, and where is our santa claus? and yes, grandpa went to get gifts, he ’ll be back now, but for now there’s dancing.
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where did these ninja cockroaches come from from the internet, we screwed up santa claus , we’ll find him before he gives the bag away, he’ll blow off the specks of dust from it, guys, that’s there, yeah , that’s there, what’s there, stepanych, a fire?
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now i’ll pull you by the spine, your head will fall down and you’ll suffocate, it helps with sclerosis, yes, oh, sorry, eh! prazikom, oh, don’t rush so hard, grandpa , lie down to save, just a minute, there are mice, and what, mice, oh, santa claus, they dragged him there, there, that’s the situation here, thank you,
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grandpa, there’s no need to come in, i i’m telling you again, i don’t know anything, it’s a mystery to me, but do you know the picture of the morning with the return to the slave? now, hold on guys, don’t, don’t, please don’t screw him, it’s okay for us it’s not necessary, we’ll give everything away, we won’t give anything away, that’s what the market is all about , you’re stubborn, are you crazy, how can we not give it away, i don’t know where the bag is, the bag is gone, what do you mean it’s not enough? the contract does not specify how many times santa claus appears on stage. the contract specifies the creation of a spherical show. dancers are about you and not a show; your light doesn’t appear here at all today. so, this is some kind of nonsense, i , his director , have never spoken to him even today. you see, the man is busy, he’s giving his all, just a minute, the
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two of them are on stage, the snow maiden is a wonderful bonus your evening. wait a minute, you learned arithmetic at school, there are twice as many of them, which means they appear on stage half as often, it’s just worth it. here you left it, so, so, so, right on the road, so, well, and if they stole it,
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of course, i hid it in a safe place, where, say, ask, here you are. excuse me, excuse me, we have problems with us , they are making complaints, what kind of kaza is this, what is this my sister, this is not a kaza at all, sister, i’m so glad to see you, call me quickly, just a second, guys, i’m here , i accidentally, grab the goat and pawn it.
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we'll have to wait a long time, idiot, the boss said to pick up the chocolate set, not the bag, well, the fence, but this one, come on, don't rush , old man, you'll ruin everything, don't get bloated, brake, let's fire from here, bye. no matter how many ropes are twisted, and the end is tied to a goat, let's go, dim, how are you, how are you? call, call, explain clearly
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what happened, call me a taxi, taxi, yes, an international competition, a wave, how pleased we are to watch our young artists begin their creative journey, the star jury, you just rocked it, it’s just super, my tears - it’s out of delight and talented young participants, chat stream, blinding rays, somewhere far away in my memory, everything is fine, with a bully.
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dear friends, miracles always happen on new year’s eve, and this night is no exception, now on this stage a stunning surprise awaits us, the highlight of our program and not only igor , i need to find out what’s going on, my heart is out of place, put it back in place, i already found out everything, the guys said, i got into a taxi, went home , how is it, that’s how it is, that’s it, let’s not be rude, tanya, that means what we have left, yeah, after the song we go out, we go out with glasses, we’ll announce farewell to the old year, then the e1 games,
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then the chimes, furor, freedom, don’t even believe that all this will end, let’s go and gather yours again with your anxiety they throw away the sadness of their falls, their rallies, their dreams that are rushing into the distance, their unnecessary freedom, the sun is shining and the fire burns in the soul, make and breathe and live. eternal memory to the soldiers of the invisible front.
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credit to you for the jumps from vehicles, well , as you can see, we managed to do everything, i don’t understand, either lieutenant colonel, they could have blown up in the parking lot as soon as we sat down, it’s impossible, i deliberately parked our car next to theirs, you could have blown up for the sake of some cops. your gelik, but no, like your mother, rams, well ram, that means that’s it, you don’t have to do anything, go to
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a restaurant, take the metro, that’s it. damn, they won’t fit, but chiku, chiku, bring me a suitcase. what , with whom you arrived in the brain 5 years ago, and the sun shines and it burns in the soul, while we
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are together and breathes and lives, love, in mine there are not yet the lights of a song, i only know that you are with by me so that i am thrown away.
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so listen, and you listen, mesia , free us, in our time this one was not sung here, just what are you doing, i ask you, well , i ask you, please,
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“excuse me repeating, the sun is shining and the fire is burning in the soul, while we are together and love breathes and lives in mine.”
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you are very busy, we are kissing here, what are you doing? i hate suitors, especially yours.
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isn't my voice normal? don’t worry, mom, i’ll be there soon, by the way, you turned out to be right, as always, i was thinking, but my daughter elena sergeevna is really a wonderful party, okay, i know that you will be happy, oh, kiss, oh, oh, man, man, oh, concentrate, i’ll now ask you a question that will even make you laugh, but... the answer was unequivocal , let's think about half a liter, but what are we losing, in principle, and why not?
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you can’t do anything, mikhail arkadyevich, mikhail arkadyevich, mikhail arkadyevich, oh, how are you, you didn’t hurt yourself, it’s okay, i was freaking out a little, yes, how... we’ll even celebrate the new year, take the new ones, the new year, the old ones business is a bad omen, but the money, here,
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if you're not too lazy, you can count it. you can check out the product here. amon is working on the floor
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, don’t twitch, gentlemen, in the next world we were told not to return without you, you recognize, i hope, the fact of the transfer of diamonds, with an estimated value of 5 million dollars, stolen for the visiting hante kayuk, oh, i forgot to say , there was an operational video recording, and i also forgot to say, mm, a purely heartfelt confession? and so on and so forth, well , you admit it, but i admit it, i admit it, oh, i admit it, i admit it, i admit it, and you, you idiot, you admit it, i admit, well done, great, and so that you don’t change your mind, we will record this fact in the protocol right now, take it away, and yourself, yourself, yourself, yourself, yourself, yeah, yourself, yeah, carefully,
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, and where are the stones, alas, there is no answer, there is no answer in the calendar, but santa claus promises us that this new year will bring only joy to everyone, the finale is apophyosis, sclerosis, so, our dears guests, grandfather frost is completely tired, forgot to give you our gifts, oh, come, well, get our chocolate ones frills, yeah. so, come on, i’ll help you, grandfather, little by little, little by little, here, otherwise at midnight they will turn into a pumpkin, catch it, comrade lieutenant colonel, today 18
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people in the club received these damn sets, and well , i’m ready, yeah, but there are no such difficulties . which our organs could not create , set aside, could not overcome, maestra,
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you have a good car, excellent, yeah , the main thing is that this is a time machine, but what century will it rush us to, to the golden one, 3 years ago, santa claus, can you create a sandwich like a miracle? i really want to eat alas, there’s only one left, i want sausage, but be patient, be patient, everything will happen, olevye and sausage, and other miracles, but i’m not proud, i
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can even have a chocolate bar, what is it, what? i , what happened, i think i broke a tooth, poor thing, there was some kind of cobblestone there, throw it away , throw it away, the year is starting, it ’s starting off great, so what is happiness when you start thinking? on such a serious topic, what is happiness? from... simple, but the devil knows, oh, very, by the way, this is
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a snack, well, thank you, now i have something to eat have a snack, look tomorrow, “the doors are wide open, you’re also joking, if dad isn’t exactly sitting in the monkey bar before the fight, look for another job, there was a robbery in our cooperative last night, and where are you going to the store around the corner, i’m marina locked it in the garage, come to my traumatology department, pick up the keys and go to the garage, hands up with the upcoming one.”
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hello, you are greeted by the information service of the ntv television company, in the studio of yulia bekhstereva. vladimir putin. hosted military personnel, participants in a special military operation, at his residence. in novoogoryovo representatives of different branches of the military gathered and received state awards. we talked about the main thing, about combat work and the situation on the front line. there were congratulations on the new year and the warmest wishes. and, of course, there were gifts. vladimir putin chose them personally. nahid babayev will continue. many russians have this tradition: to celebrate the new year at home. and in early january, go to visit friends.
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