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tv   Balabol-2  NTV  January 2, 2024 12:15pm-4:01pm MSK

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in the heart for any reason, for love, we are so different, but you and i have the same thing, music, we are so different, but you and i are so different, music. the most beautiful, most magical country, music, he is my sky, but the surf breaks, and your heart is love. and i will sing your heart,
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music, old and new, sometimes, sad, cheerful, light, serious, to everyone, your music. oh, left knife to left, sea sing surf , my heart is different, we are so different, but you and i have one, one, music, we... are so
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different, but it is one thing that brings us together, music, the most beautiful, most magical country, music, god, sky to light. sing to the sea, and in my heart, from your heart, love, we are so different, but you and i have the same thing, music, we! so different, but
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one thing will reconcile us, music, today i saw a real concert of great artists, this is russia, bravo, thank you, new wave, music, if there was an option to put more tens than nines, i would love to. i am absolutely delighted with the admiration of today's show from the children, from their level of talent, from their voices, and i’ll drink my heart, and i’ll drink my heart, my soul hurts.
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my heart is crying, but i am happy that the one who won was the one who won. this is a new generation, it is definitely more progressive than us. after a two-year break, on august 22, 2024 , the adult new wave competition will start on krasnaya polyana, to which all participants in today's competition are invited. friends, as always, it was enchanting, cool and unforgettable, thanks to our wonderful viewers for the mood in moscow, for the hospitality...
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we will definitely come back, see you at the children's new wave 2024, and may this music be eternal, we love you! vaska, this is simple police happiness, it’s the weekend, and we’re at work, grace,
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my soul, why are you making eyes at me? vaska, what’s your mood? what's happened? masha kicked me out. again she was trying on a wedding dress, she didn’t let me see it, okay, now i’ll cover you back , i hope we’ll make peace, look that before the wedding they didn’t drill any extra holes for you , so take a position there, you’ll cover me, more fun, vaska, more fun.
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hello orthodox, salaam alaikum, alaikum asalaam, and the guys who are silent, cut out their tongues, who are you, a buyer. they recommended me, they recommended me, which means it was for a reason, or there was nothing to sell, but they said that you were ready to take 2 kg, that ’s appropriate, well, get the money as much as you ask, 30, and why is it so cheap? it's not granulated sugar. look , oh, it’s a pity, there’s no bread, mm, it’s good, oh,
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no change needed, you’re an idiot, 30,000 dollars, here you go, but i think... what’s wrong here, well, that’s a completely different matter, here’s a little more , but that's okay, advance payment for the next delivery, hey, clown, deal with him, let's go, it's starting. and hey, you’re a superhero, quiet, quiet, quiet, police, but i don’t give a damn, alexander
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mikhailovich, why such difficulties that the chest has passed, well, take it easy, put on your shoes, dean, hand.
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heroin, the purest product, well, nicholson, maybe we’ll take a shot, today is a day off , let’s drink some beer, it’s about to hit you, come on, balabin, tell me what’s going on, why they call me from the department and tell me to leave urgently, this what is it, this is gerych, maybe afghani, i don’t know, would you like to try it, i tried, vigorous
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, sanya, they will bury you without honor, run, stand, it means, as you said, there will be a tick,
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an asterisk, varvara semyonovna, but i can be patient, who could have known, shut up, shut up, now, just shut up, i’m happy with being dragged like the last schoolgirl, quickly into the car, quickly, and you stop! you stop, i’ll fire you, sanya, i’ll fire you, i won’t have any problems, i promise you, now take your loot to this asshole’s car, i obey, take it to him.
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masha, masha, don’t turn around, well mash, yes, well i’m standing i have decided. honeymoon trip, i want to go to cyprus for a whole week, to cyprus, okay, let's go to cyprus, sell just this dress, dad's uniform, sword belt with a pistol, if that's not enough, you'll rent out the necklace, to the lady from apartment sixteen, she's been around for a long time she's licking her lips at him, how you gave up dad, and mommy , i'll see how you get along with your vasya, i won't get along, i'll give you into slavery, into slavery, it hurts, by the way, where is your father, i already have a day off today, i don't know , left for some business.
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before the wedding, yes, a handy pencil, come on, let's go out into the street, listen, masha , well, in general, well, you're just a beauty, listen, what does it mean in the car, are we going or not, and len, we need to meet dad, we're going back and forth, if only you didn't lost, your dad would have been here a long time ago, and you’re at the station, yes, and i’m with you, i’ll quickly, mom, let’s take off my dress, oh, i’m waiting, uh-huh, well, he’s not there, maybe he
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didn’t arrive at all, but he did , all the way, the conductor told jokes, only where he is now, well, in general, we were a little late, a little, marya alexandrovna for you, i had to properly smear myself with oil in order to slip out of my dress faster, and where to look for him now, well, if he didn’t go to me, then anywhere, or maybe call him, oh, i wouldn’t have guessed, but the guy has cell phones doesn't recognize it at all. sorry, comrade general, yes, but where is the office of lieutenant colonel postysheva, varor semyonovna, i forgot, she
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is busy now, it’s a pity, it’s a pity, we met last time i moved, i thought we’d see you. let's chat, so you're not from our city, no, i'm here for a few days, sorry, not introduced himself, balabin, mikhail ivanovich, pensioner, then i think who you look like, karandashev, stepan ignatievich, we are almost relatives, mashenka is marrying my son, vasily, what are you saying, why are you here? yes, i came here, apparently i couldn’t meet shura, i thought i’d find him here. understandable, understandable. you know what? let's go to my house, relax, sit, drink tea, chat, and i'll introduce you to my wife ksenia dmitrievna. i don't know if it's convenient ? comfortable, convenient, she is very hospitable
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mistress great, let's go. welcome, listen, generally cool, clear , dynamic, damn, you better look at how many views, rating, listen, yurets, they can’t squeeze us with this rating, nonsense, posted through the freenet, a network of anonymous proxies, what, no more , in general, this is already our fifth video, each new one is cooler than the previous one, you understand, we will soon have a million views, what guys? phew, the adrenaline is going through the roof, are we going to blow up the internet? i ’ll tell you more, stepan ignatievich, those who left the soviet country, here they are a real bone, well, you, for example, you
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know your police work, you know it thoroughly, well, you conduct it better than me. and vasily is your wonderful guy, you can feel the reliability, and my shurka, after all, i modded everything, everything i could, and he’s kind of careless, or something , just today he gave us a shopeto circus, stupushka, i think, that sasha is a very good person, a wonderful operative, right? this cannot be taken away from him. it’s good, mikhail ivanovich, that you came to see us, that we met, it seems like we only know each other a couple of times hours, as if we’ve known each other for years. you simply charmed us, dear mikhail ivanovich. and i'm probably delaying you. and you know, stepushka and i were going to
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a jewelry store. we want to buy our newlyweds a wedding gift. a gift, uh -huh, this is wonderful, i won’t embarrass you if i ask to accompany you, so what, of course, you’re off, it’s decided, i ’ll change clothes for a minute, and while you finish your tea, we’ve come in successfully, really, stepushka, well, what a beautiful necklace, i want one too, wait, ksyusha, we’ll buy it for you too, so our new issue, welcome to the show, let's pack it up, give me the bag, come on, give it back, stepushka, hold it, run, call vasily, yeah, let it go. takes us,
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oh, my god, mikhail ivanovich, a very brave man, krura, yes, well, did they get you out okay? what are you, some kind of jerk or something? come on, come here, hop, come on, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, that's enough!
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why is plastic a good thing, well , just don’t... don’t lose it, so, i’ll keep the bag , i’ll keep the bag, what the hell, why the hell did she give up to you, what a fool, look, look, i i’m walking all along the chegoban, i’m walking like that, venya, venya, what if they suddenly come back for money, and we get out of here, let ’s get out, get out, venya, get out, oh, what happened? you imagine? shura, yes, they robbed me! for some reason i’m not surprised that you’re back in the thick
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of things, i’m very glad that you’re not in a hospital bed. great! stepan, watch out! dmitrievna? now it’s calmly clear what happened? two masked men snatched ksyushin’s bag and disappeared. what was in the bag? well, a wallet, a phone, and then... we bought a gift, so vasya and masha, yes, i see, resist tried, tried, mom, dad, everything is fine , yes, well, nothing, grandfather, you’re like, don’t worry, granddaughter, everything is fine, well, stepan ignatievich, we will actually initiate a criminal case, that’s right, shura, and i’m with on my part, i will provide all kinds of help, just try, then after all, you have to give a gift, and masha, do you like gifts? i love you very much, vaska, call two taxis for your relatives, we’ll go to serve the service, a big premiere only at kinopoisk, trigger, film, where is his mother, mother sunshine, lie,
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count. by the way, i kept your face i have compensation for damages , you're sick, you understand that this is evidence, you threw it away, yeah, damn it, i still have zapanki , i'll leave it as a souvenir, come on , turn it on, let's see it again, oh, give it back, maha, loka , hello, let's meet some friends, guys, guys, this is masha, my classmate, the most beautiful girl at the university, this is yura, seryoga, what's your hurry, maybe let's go and sit somewhere, no, guys, i can't, i i don’t need to go to the pharmacy to calm down someone i was going to calm down, but i have a future father-in-law, gramels, mash, well, life is like this, last year they talked to my mother at the entrance, he is a police general,
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it was middle of the day on the way out. from the jewelry store, can you imagine, these are morons, uh -huh, okay, i’ll run, see you, bye, glad to see, march, bye, masha, cool, yeah, we humiliated our valiant police, yes, somehow we haven’t dealt with the generals yet true, listen, i think, i had to worry, old man, we need to somehow calm down comrade general, come on yurets, check him out on the internet, we’ll write him some kind of telegram. what's wrong with indifference? to a person? come on, great idea, come on, let's look, look, san, there are already six similar episodes, maybe we can bring up old cases, what if something comes up, ah, it's useless, nicholson,
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you can't find anything here, i... assures you, there will be only one, the attackers there were two or how many faces there they didn’t see, at least the handwriting is known, where should we put it? oh, grasshopper, where are they taking you? i was a grasshopper when i trained, now i have a rank, last name and first name, well, if you want a patronymic, then guard lieutenant vasily stepanovich, if you won’t say anything now. i’m tranquilizing you, they sent it to your father by mail , mr. general, we offer our sincere condolences regarding the physical damage caused to you and property losses, we wish you to be extremely careful, well-wishers, from the first clue, my friends, these are not criminals, only young fools turned on jokes give
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the investigation such gifts. now everyone will have to go after the informers. give up, you're under arrest, boy, what do you want? well, there’s something lying around, come on, come on, run to the mark, no, too, hoarse, so that you get torn apart, you why are you yelling, and what’s not at work, and the citizens have gone to their dachas, steal, i don’t want to, i lost my master keys, what do you need, captain, on vacation,
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earned money for vacation, and it wasn’t you who accidentally put the apartment on nikolsky on your ears, but it was a rich apartment, you have to prove it first, hoarse, when i prove it, i won’t talk to you like that, what? it’s so fresh , there’s a case, here some comrades have formed who are not criminals, the gop is brazenly stopping, the balaklaov are working, i haven’t heard anything, no, i haven’t heard anything, but you couldn’t eat at home, hoarse, greed and callousness is a big threshold, pour some tea, you’ll get by, you won’t say anything, yes, fuck you! okay, let’s go, i’ll now book you for assaulting a policeman, article 318, in five years you’ll finish your tea, and then tell me first, what are you saying, i’m a policeman, you see
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, there’s a camera hanging, it recorded everything, what a bastard you captain , i’ve always been a bastard, and you’re a bastard or something, well, you remembered something, but i swear to you, i don’t know anything, so why do i need them? well, okay, i’ll whisper with people, what i find out, i’ll say, captain, look, i promised, so, our new issue, good welcome to the show, oh, come on, take it, give the shumka, come on, come on, come on, come on, give it back the shumka, are you, nicholson has already left? yeah, alexander mikhailovich, look what i found on the internet. vaska, if you don’t stop doing this nonsense, i’ll unplug you . yes, this is not nonsense. remember, mikhail ivanovich said that they were filmed on a phone near the store. look. look, look.
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so, our new release. and there are five more such videos. well done, handsome! why
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couldn't there be another place for games? i don't understand, oh well get out of here, you guys, listen, and he seems to be a thieve , but it looks like, listen, uncle, what are you, kotorzhanian, are you showing off your mouths here, pikes, hey, hey, you're straining yourself in vain, uncle, this is not your zone, guys, guys, let's give him some boiling water, what did you say, what did you say, it's time , damn it, hold it, hold it, i'll tear it up, it hurts , what did you say, what did you say, we'll do it, let's parachute, don't be afraid, i still have everything
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fuck you, hello to the correctional facility, oh, oh, mommies, hello!
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let’s dance, come out, the main new year’s concert, today at 22:40 on ntv. good evening, gennady vasilyevich, what delicious entertainment do you have? hello, hello, shura, will you have tea with us? sweet, sweet i will be. dad , you won’t share the gingerbread with the heir, i heard there are troubles in your family, i sympathize, dad, you ’re a bell ringer, don’t scold father shura, he has the best intentions, then understand , sympathy and participation are very important for us, old people,
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and just like you just squeezed a tear out of me, i really felt completely guilty, don’t blame yourself asshole, dad, forgive your unlucky son, it’s a pity there are no ashes, i wish i could sprinkle them on my head. yes, no, shura, i ’m not offended by you. true, well, just like a can of soul. dad, i watched a movie about how you were robbed at a jewelry store, don’t you remember the face of the guy who filmed you on his phone? no, i'm afraid i don't remember. ok. well, if you don’t give me some gingerbread , let’s make reconciliation, eat, shura, eat, son, 200 rubles, come on, i’ll take two ports, are you frozen, you’ve lost money, yeah,
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i hid it now, you have it, let’s take it in plastic. get it, so, what is this, i didn’t understand, chase, chase, please, sir, merci!
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i'm sorry, i'm sorry, i'm sorry. from you 1,480 rubles. why did you gain so much? nothing, let's pay, ven, don't slow down, well, the pipes are already talking, dial the pin code, is that right? i forgot, but you can use the documents, what, well, not mine , well, they have a passport, but where did they get their passports from, my dear, this is something, vital,
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come here, yeah, let’s go, it’s me, i , i'm for them i'll pay, i'll pay, for two port wine cards. take care of the card, evidence, please give me the phone number, thank you, hello, shura, well, you fool, we almost got burned because of you, oh, let’s get ready, let’s go, i say. now, good afternoon, comrades, don’t join the company , it will be too much for one, oh, but there is life, happiness, god, thank you, yes, yes, you are coming, yes, come on in, sit down,
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you can come here, yes, here, you, mishanya, are a true friend, yes, not like some, but you know, you have become very dear to me too, come on, i’ll give you, let's go to my place now, let's go. oh, oh, eco, how juicy is it here, oh, is this a closed club, or you can participate, it’s only with your man, but there’s nothing like that. “this is my son, let him take part, thank you, dad, he didn’t leave it unattended, well,
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let’s celebrate, i found a friend, and now you’re my friend , what’s your name, call it what you want, but i know you, venya, venya, tell me, my new friend venya, where did you get this thing from?” from here, yeah, listen, battle friend, is it your handbag, mine, i’ll let you through, tell me, princess, where did you pick her up , shura, these are my friends, i already understood that, now we will go to our place and continue the banquet there, and i have an alternative proposal, now we will go to visit the police general.
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just take a pill mikhail ivanovich , it will feel better, thank you, my dear, i’m somehow not very good, but because dad, you ate your port wine when the second detachment went with the komsomol members, you have decided to compete with someone, look at them like a pro , they swallow acetone without sniffing, but what a pro, we’ll talk, what to say, where to you from such wealth has fallen? after all, besides the bank card, there was also a phone number and money , there was no, there was nothing, 800-odd, so
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i’ll still find out who you gave the phone number to, then it’ll be a different story, we’ll have to give a lot back, we only spent 800 rubles, well for the phone and wallet 450, young lady, behave decently, i haven’t asked these yet. where did you put the jewelry , what kind of jewelry, expensive, cost so much, it’s just scary, even for me, like this, do you remember that it, no, didn’t happen there was nothing there, no, there wasn’t, but this bag , damn it, it’s not okay, some boys just stuffed us into a trash can, but three of them were young, they remembered their faces, and what faces, faces, they also laughed all the time, not if i i just met them, i might, of course, recognize this , probably, but no, we haven’t forgotten how to write, and
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we can also write about money, telephone, i’ll find jewelry, consider it clean, you find them, and you find them, yes, let me here, so to the police, the police, the boss, yes, chalnik, are you satisfied? of course, dear, thank you very much, shall we go as always? good afternoon, dear friends, you have found us! show, smile, you are not being filmed by a hidden camera, guys,
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come on, come on! why are there some papers , a smartphone, a tablet, you’re like nothing at all, the ribs seem to be intact, listen, let’s take a break, but i mean, well, restoration of working capacity, oh well , in a couple of days it will be fine, okay, what’s up, look, it’s amazing, it’s cool, now we’ll make a paratha, we’ll come up with something
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to have fun with, we can always come up with entertainment, what are we sitting? let's go, stop, guys, that guy who hit the lawyer in the ribs is the criminal who, remember , they kicked him, okay, look, well , good, good, good, oh, yes, what is it, huh? “he’s wandering around like he’s restless, what better thing to do, i have unsharpened pencils , another video of a robbery was posted on the internet , just find out, there was a statement from the victims, already , here’s the summary, everything is according to the same scheme, well
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, hello, citizens, cops, who are they , in short, i saw how they tore off a sandy briefcase, i saw, on a sandy one, uh-huh , so you saw their face, but of course, there is, that's it, get up, seply, let's go draw sketches, come on, can you give me more of these
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faces?
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our specialists said that there is no way to trace the author. okay, splash and sickness. dad, you’re like a wandering atom, while i poke you, your back will sit. hello. yes, we’ve already seen each other, like a head, bobo, bobo , now tense up and look carefully, there’s no one here who filmed how you were robbed near the jewelry store, well , i can’t do that right away, you leave them to me, i ’ll take a closer look later, okay, if you remember, find me, that's it, manyun, i flew, i have things to do, yeah. i wonder if
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my friend volodya looks like what we studied, yes, but which one? this one on the right and who is this friend? at the university together azarov, you know what, granddaughter, i’ll probably go and lie down, there’s so much to do tomorrow, yeah, come on.
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i’m just listening to you, i need a certificate about a young man who studied at your university. first name, last name, faculty. vladimir azarov, last year's graduate, faculty. sociology, this citizen, what is this, an identikit, yes, cool, but what did this guy do directly, a bandit, unfortunately, i can’t say anything, i have no right, just kidding, how interesting, just a second , here he is, all his data is here, vladimir azarov,
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metallurgov street 24, apartment 8, yes, it looks like it, very much, you should write down the data, no, no, i i already remember everything. listen, will you come back again , tell me when everything is cleared up, you won’t use it, goodbye, goodbye, and why didn’t you start wandering around earlier, but i had this music, ruzil minikaev, even though there will be a war soon, leon kemstach, i see in the area, i’ll bury you, nikita kologrivy. don't you understand that they are taking us all one by one now? will they catch it? anna peresilt, help! anton vasiliev! we are now creating a new administration, the power is now behind us,
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let's get up, but what's the point, it'll come out soon anyway, let's wait, don't be afraid, everything is fine, everything is fine.
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you saw what to do, what to call the van, what to do, hello, van! there ’s some old man in your yard, well, he ’s holding something like an identikit of yours in his hands, yeah, got it, he's coming, hello, i won't bother you, please, thank you, are you looking for someone? no, i just sat down and rested.
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well, yes, yes, people from all over the city come to us here to relax, and i probably took your usual place, forgive the old man, i think i’ll go, what are you, sitting, everything is fine, sit, and who are you, an artist, look how it looks like what you need from me, but no, grandfather, you better tell me what you need from us, guys.
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maybe, yurets, you’re our doctor, let’s get grandpa into a state suitable for dialogue, come on, listen, who are you, a veteran? labor, and where did you get our sketches from, you hear, you don’t want to talk, well, he doesn’t want to and doesn’t need to, yes, you tied him up well there, he won’t untie, yes, yes, good. isn't going anywhere exactly, what are you going to do with it? well, let him sit, the place is quiet here, no one is walking, so don’t worry, grandfather, no one will bother you. how long will he sit and this is a very bad idea, why? well, because this is not our profile, but profiles on coins, and i need guarantees of my safety, these are my guarantees, you understand me, i say, you understand, yes, yes, we understand, you didn’t answer my question,
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churikov after 60 is in thuja or a degree of heart failure, and that a maximum of three days, that’s nice, bye bye, grandfather! well, guys, let's go get some coffee, have a drink, yes, hello, dad. hi, hi, but grandfather is not there, no, so what? well, i didn’t say, maybe he was going somewhere? yes, i don’t know, i didn’t say anything, but what happened? a little bit of my heart, i found an adventure again, sitting there right on the eyebrow,
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okay, bye, wait, dad, yesterday you brought identikit photos of your grandfather, in general, i recognized one of them, well, more accurately, how i recognized one of them looked like my classmate. what is this for? well, my grandfather became interested in my friend. which of them? this. surname? volodya azarov. of course you don't remember the address? i remember we always gathered at his place, 24 metallurgists street. and here is the apartment, first entrance, third floor from the elevator to the right. do you think it's grandfather? i would pinch your grandfather's mustache. call vaska, let him be at a low start. and have dinner, mom, nothing will happen to your grandfather.
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’s have a halloween, in the sense, we stop the car and scare the crap out of the driver, but what are you planning to scare? or something, you can even shoot at the spirits, put away your gun , i assure you, we will stink of fear, you don’t have to wear a balaclava, no one will remember our faces later, it’s all very cool, but whoever stops at night, i assure you, will stop, well, yeah, opanki, now you will be very scared,
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ozarov, well, let’s say, who are you? what do you need from me, captain balabin? i have all the information that you are holding mikhail ivanovich balabin, and this qualifies as kidnapping. wait, do you have witnesses that it was i who kidnapped? the jeep's mobile phone, which apparently died, your signal completely coincided with the route. yeah, well, coincidence happens, coincidence. no indirect there was evidence against me, captain, and if you need communication, just wait, wipers will soon appear in the yard, my sun, if i don’t soon see my dad in ironed trousers with a joyful smile, you will become dry food for my fish in the aquarium, i got it, well
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he’s probably the one who grabbed you. i just need to calm him down, i mean, i mean, i mean , i have seven rounds in the pistol, everything is fine with your head, maybe you should go to the priest for a pill, he has different ones, wither, the issue needs to be resolved, i’ll call you in the evening, well, doctor, everything is fine, the blood pressure is normal, the tests are good, so... you can go home. thank you, alexey grigorievich. why, you did it all yourself. all the best. thank you, alexey grigorievich. well, siply, i think you have the second birthday. i don’t promise a gift, but i can participate. listen, captain, it's you, thank you. yes, what about the bazaar, husky,
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that's right , i’d listen to you all my life, do you want to go home? yes, that means home, which one? home, look, he’s a real goner, and he won’t even get out of here, but i’ll see him off, i ’ll see him off myself, i’ll get tired of it, so i’ll drag him on myself, oh, ven. who the hell are they going to drag us down now? michal ivanovich, i think it’s time for you to go home. yes, yes, vasily, i’m off. mishanya, who are you?
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who are we waiting for, murziki, you, somehow the voice is familiar, maybe you can take off your cap, now it’s warm you won’t catch a cold, curiosity is bad for your health, uncle, well, what are we waiting for, let’s go on an attack, otherwise i need to go home. come on, oh, evil doctor, i’m telling you, meet me,
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we haven’t been prosecuted, but this will soon be corrected, so, shall we communicate? about what? yuri georgievich, you can’t even imagine how many topics we would have time to talk about. well, let's start with something simple: did they rob citizens? no, how can that be? well, here is the testimony, oh, tomorrow we will conduct an identification, don't remember anything? no, okay, but what about kidnapping? “so i found witnesses , they saw how the three of you took him to your car, that grandfather became ill, we decided to give him a ride to the clinic, that’s it, yeah, and then he felt better, he went out 12 km from the city, tied himself up with his braces and locked himself in a cage, that’s how it was, yes, i don’t know, we decided to give him a lift to
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scrambled eggs, please, this is instead of scrambled eggs, conclusion. are all the shell casings today absolutely identical to the shell casings found on the highway on the fourteenth where the driver was killed? yes, i’ll ask brumi, you’re a good person. so, well, you're a rare bastard, well, you see how i 've settled here, this is my workplace, not a flophouse, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, you're an unpleasant guy
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well, now i don’t remember how long i’ve known masha, but probably how she was born is the same... i know from that moment, well, vasily and i met 2 years ago, a wonderful guy, but that’s not the word , not the right word, how wonderful, because it’s amazing that these people met and that they fell in love
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still, everyone is crying, yes,
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but maybe?
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man, i don’t dance, and i don’t accept refusals , i ask you, we’ll have a great time , please leave me alone, well then please come to my table, man, man, well , they told you clearly, move away, what are you, an old cockroach i miss the pills, listen, bro, decent people relax here, are you tired?
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what is happening there? dad, don't interfere
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don’t be naughty, who did you raise your hand to, and why is it okay, how are you all fine, but you ’re great, all the extra ones get out of here before i really start to get nervous, why did they get into trouble? comrade wanted love and understanding, and you? just imagine, come on, life, get up, well, what kind of sad woman is this? the holiday was a success, the hot
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ones haven’t been served yet, let’s all get to the table, okay, okay, that’s good , i sent my daughter away, you’re a fool, it’s cold , put it on, listen, you had such a face, i thought you were going to kill this guy, true, uh-huh, no, you have misunderstood it. let masha and vaska come back only in the evening. like svögor, he’s probably waiting for you, but no, dad has been captured by general karandysh. ignach said that all his police life he had dreamed of such a relative, now dad will probably only go to him. i'm tired of something.
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come to me, i have nutmeg , i haven’t received such offers from you for 9 years, this is a joke, no, well, of course, you can go home, drink beer there in the kitchen, no, i’ve been drinking nutmeg since the third grade with sour cream and ketchup, especially until monday i free, let's go then, let's go? oh, i forgot to light the candles, but that’s okay, you also forgot something, yeah, of course i would like to read poetry, yes.
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so unprepared and uncollected, so, well, i don’t know, we have to somehow get out of it, you don’t mind, but i don’t mind.
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look, hear, man, what are you doing there
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anyway, i’m here now, let’s get out of here, i’ve already left, what should i do here? hey , don’t you understand, what did i tell you, get the hell out of here quickly, eh, guys, i wish i had a cigarette, but there’s just no one else here to shoot, i’ll pay, well, they’re dying, i want to smoke, hold on, just don’t whine, oh, thank you, oh, we’re loading you, wait, wait, i think i saw you somewhere, i too, as if in simferopol in ethnographic...
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’m a family man now, a late dinner awaits me and vazka, masha said she’ll be waiting, nicholson, or maybe with us, lina will be happy, no, then i’ll go to lisa with... forward, hello, well, actually, i’m the father on the herbarium , i spent most of my money, so my first hugs, hello, dad, here you go! we went into the room, now we understand who is in charge here? masha, bring me a fork, i’ll show you what a colander person looks like, it’s surprising that you came at all, vasily stepanovich,
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say hello to your mother-in-law, see how happy she is with you, hello, lina andreevna, bow down at your feet, slave, two clown, oh... on the face of misunderstanding, hello, hello, i'm fine, but this is the son of a police general karandashev, he cannot be either a clown or a buffoon in terms of status. speak, but what to say? and, dear elena
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andreevna, yeah, you have a wonderful daughter, and children take the best from their parents, this is the rule, i’ve been living with you for 3 months, i ’m happy to live in such a friendly family, this is also your merit, so here’s to you, hello! here in the post, well, there’s a whole truckload of booze, and there are still 300 boxes left in the warehouse, almost 5 million were flushed down the toilet, but i need such a popados, and i’m not having fun either , grab mikusha from the bone with a candy wrapper for resistance, but more
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... "hello, simashka, nikolai alexandrovich, allow me to sit down for now , what i wanted, in a nutshell, i propose to open under your patronage, so to speak, an elite brothel that provides a range of services that will bring very good dividends,
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not just an average hangout, it will be , how can i tell you, a recreation complex, which will include not only the highest service, but also a restaurant, a billiard room, a sauna, maybe even a small cinema hall, seats 10, a planetarium, maybe a planetarium , but the main casino, definitely a casino, i read everything. the enterprise will bring net profit by the second month, and it is also
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necessary to divide the category of visitors, the first is the middle class, which will bring the main profit, the second is your people who will use the services, so to speak, at a reduced rate, but only to neither one nor the other have ever crossed paths, so i'll work for half. for now, just count up everything that is needed there, i will pour money into this business, bring in workers, stuffing, well, everything that is needed, but how are you, simashka, nikolai alexandrovich, but kolya, the brothel should be open in exactly a week.
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if this ferret doesn't screw up, we'll cover the losses by accumulating fat, so lip, since this is your freelet, you'll... it smells like autumn, what should i do, i'm tired of running around like a hare, i'm tired of farting and partying, autumn, autumn, come to me
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for a drink, but i’m tired. damn, yes, the sage one is sticking out nicely, move away, give me some space, shanya, cyborg, leaned back, great, buddy, uh, come in. come in, make yourself at home, mishanya, have a seat, don’t be hoarse, please don’t it’s necessary, for the adjustment, of course, thank you, but while there is, you don’t have the best adjustment, how
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can you really raise money, you know, you need a vein, a gold one... that’s how i was ahead of schedule, but you can help, mixing it up, you understand, now everything is not just as it was, those topics that were brewing in the city before your ten years are no longer there, now you know, it’s more expensive for you to hit citizens with a drill, oh, you hoarse ones, in the wild, why will you soon begin to be afraid of bullies? and what should i do now? should i collect bottles from the stalls? okay, mishanya, okay, just live for now, and i’ll look for someone to place you, let’s do it.
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for the first 10 months he regularly paid 3000, then payments stopped. however , the repayment of the debt did not resume, and you , i sold his debt to a collection agency for half the price, clearly , can you tell me the agency’s phone number, phone number, phone number, now we’ll try, yeah, here you go, i can go, yes, thanks for the help, by the way, the minister of internal affairs is called vladimir aleksandrovich, well, you never know, i can tell you the names and patronymics of the president of the prime minister, thank you, i am aware, well , if anything, please contact me, thank you.
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they broke up the bastard, it’s okay, i ’ll shake your liver, okay, uh, mikhalych, hello! who is this? this is a girl who works as a prostitute, her name is violetta. do you want to introduce me to her? maybe we can invite you home? well, no reason yet. i did not really understand. lem, hold on, i 'll be there soon, looks like i'm having an affair with a prostitute?
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oh, and i think the voice is so familiar, why is the meeting scheduled not in the office, on the street? so, you're the director of a collection agency? oh, what about without a tie? well, what do you think, lip, why did i find you? i'm not a master of riddles. yes, i know, you are a master at squeezing out debts, but what about lip? have you ever been to confession? mikhailych, if you want to say something, then say what you teach. oh! oh, we don’t even understand what ’s going on, right? okay, between your office and mr. ponomarev concluded an agreement, the essence of which is the transfer of mr. kataev’s debt, and now the above-mentioned citizen kataev is not his, but your debtor, i ’m not confusing anything, lip, no, well, correct me if something is wrong, yes, yes, we took in development of a new debtor, we even
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drugs, there are some, they recruit girls from the region there, well, that’s not surprising, but the main thing is there an underground casino is operating and people are being robbed to the skin, listen, dynin, and you visited this shaman, come on, admit it, huh? why not, after all, exclusively in for reconnaissance and informational purposes, well, that’s understandable, so what, dynin, how are the girls , mikhailovich, how naughty are you, and the girls, and then, judging by everyone, you went up to the roulette wheel, walked away from it in only your socks , yes, you don’t have to answer, this was the incentive to leak the elite brothel you liked so much to me, right? okay, i'll visit this place, where is it located? on sand 9, a beautiful, respectable place, that’s it, that’s it, let’s go,
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lick your wounds. violetta, are you still alive there? ay, well done, girl, your problems still require solutions, but where are you rustling? well, okay, i’ll be there now, yeah, what, lerva, i’ll throw myself, they decided, yes, let me go, you bastard, don’t be silent, you creature, before i gouge out your eyes. where are your bastards , crawl to another point, well, i don’t know, let me go , i say, here, i’ll drive you crazy now, and you tell your people to be obedient, yes
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, let the girl go, it hurts, mikhailovich, he was the one who came at us , yes, i might break your arm, now listen to me carefully, teletubby, when women run, i start to get nervous, especially my friends, do you see this beauty? once again you pester her or other citizens with your indecent proposals, i will pull out your legs along with the spine, you will learn to walk on your hands and think about the eternal, you understand me, my soul, you don’t understand, you fool, okay, then get dressed.
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why did you detain me, boss, well , i don’t know yet, you’ll sit until it’s clarified, at the same time you’ll give people a rest , what’s up, nikich, we have a respectable guest, so serious bodily injuries, robbery, kidnapping, murder, mishanya, you’re an honored person among us, that i just sat back and found out, that’s it, let go, where is he going? hurry up? nicholson, look at what a noticeable bracelet he has, oh, yes, gold, with an arl, the bracelet doesn’t press, the one from whom the deprivation took the things, won in the bura, at the station,
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of course, where else, nicholson, listen, you don’t have the coordinates of the widow kataeva, you have a number, call and be kind, you’ll find out. about the bracelet and call for knowledge, don’t answer. well then, send vaska for the victim, so he can take a photo of the hanging later, and if he doesn’t have time, we’ll let him go in 3 hours, we’ll have to, so we’ll let him go, where did he go, but no, you pick up the meat, let the man pass, gutkov, you'll be here for 24 hours. hmm, i’m only putting in ten bucks, why
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do i need your garbage for a day? okay, take a walk for now, where are you? around the corner? yes, here i am, here i am!
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oh, girls, girls, you're puffing, like misha , you're bobbing, but, in general, everything, mishan, like a bortelier, you could get a good pinch from this brothel, don't even think about it. attitude,
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look what this asshole is doing here, and you’re not catching up, lip with your right hand, oh, let’s go to mishane, say hello, great, lip, it’s good that you came yourself, cybork, no i had to spend time searching for you, i didn’t understand. do you want to show me something? but it wasn’t you, modest people come, what do you need? for your bull, she hung with the loot, i told you that if the patient leans back, his debt will hang on you, what do you say? yes, wipe it with your present, i don’t owe you anything, but no, you seriously have a problem, so we won’t throw you down, because we are good people, you can get out of the city.
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now, because tomorrow you will be poured into the cops wet, you understand, help him vacate the premises, that's it, that's it, guys , guys, everything's okay, everything's okay, everything's okay, don't bother, don't bother, don't bother, let's go, i'll put your shoes on you, yes, yes, put on your shoes, well, try, well, go, go intersect.
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let's say, that's it guys, no problem, okay, i 'm mine, hello, dear, hello, oh, i found my old pajamas, yes, you're worn out balabin. well, that’s okay , it’ll do, it’ll do for what, i got two tickets to the theater, oh, we’re going to the premiere, when are we going after?
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“i thought, you’re right, i really need to experience beauty, and you ’ll iron my shirt too, or should i wear t-shirts, oh, oh that it’s so quiet and empty here, you sleep so long, vasika didn’t wait for you.” masha ran away with him, and so we were alone, lina, and you , are you leaving too, i’m going to the hairdresser, you remember that we're at the theater tomorrow, and it wouldn't hurt for you to get up, by the way, ibala,
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god forbid you be late, i serve my lady, but i 'm late, you'll be in time. and breakfast, and breakfast can wait, but yes, well, let's go, i obey, my lady , great, man! hi, great that you were late today, oh, nicholson, family life has sucked you in, it’s good, how’s yours, by the way?
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a relative, unlike you, is already actively fighting crime, well, what good do we have, kotaev’s wife came, identified the bracelet from a photograph, and where she disappeared, in thailand, she says, she came across a last-minute ticket. oh, gribanych, it’s an interesting thing, love , her husband is bored in our morgue, and she reveals emotional traumas with the animators, yes, hello, fighters, hello, varvara semyonovna, yes, yes, yes, and i’m in your soul, what business, let's go, why are you starting again, i haven't laid a finger on anyone yet, do you want some cartridges, count it, let me better send the mushroom to you, he didn’t wash his hands yesterday before lunch, he said all sorts of nasty things about you, saying that you have a bad character, you don’t have a heart, and the buttons on your tunic are sewn crookedly. why am i raked, an infection, do you want me to run out for ice cream? no, i don’t want to, why are you pushing, and oh, you’ll fight, maybe for once you won’t make the joke that
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you wanted? a policeman was attacked, his service weapon was stolen, you understand that this is a serious matter, find me this criminal, okay. i'll go find it, i'm serious, i'm serious, i went to look for, maybe after all, ice cream , well, thanks for that, but no problem, oh, carefully, help yourself to a freebie, thank you, what have you got there, but nothing, the district police officer says that among...
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take away the pistol, then throw it out, why not the version, version, i’ll work it out, no nickname, call, let him connect, where, i haven’t started working yet, damn it, i forgot to close the door, look, look what a mess. i understand where you got it, mishanya, how much is it, a gift, but don’t drive me away, who gives us guns, like the cops? yes, i pinned one at school, oh, a good thing was born, target, you
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that you are completely stupefied, they are now going to tell the whole city that you are shaking, that you are shaking all the time, i don’t give a damn, take it from a cop or someone else, let them find more , they will find, mishan, they will find, fuck you, if you allow , one more question, or rather, a proposal, of course, everything is wonderful, but we need to move forward, i just have another project, work on it. okay, okay, it will bring a lot of money, very serious money, if you want, i have all
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the documents with me, everything, all the calculations, keep an eye on the place and the women, okay, come on, you sneaky brat, what's the matter , don't mix anything up, otherwise you'll receive the cut off ears of your closest relatives in the mail,
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i understand, i understand, you'll give me a percentage of your whorehouse, of course, 10 bucks each, 10 each a few bucks, the first payment is tomorrow morning, i'm just afraid, whose ear? send, okay, in the morning, in the morning, i ask, please don’t worry, i’m not worried, it’s you who should worry, in general, tomorrow at 11 am i’ll be waiting for you after your hut, if you start twisting, it will become scary, very, go, go, i understand everything, i understand.
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guys, guys, guys, what are you doing, this is chaos, what do you want, where's your friend, what homie? “hoarse, i don’t make guys nervous, they can break a leg, misha, he’s a cyborg, and i know, i’m taking him by the hand to kindergarten, in short, hoarse, you have 2 hours to find him, and tell him that if he doesn’t appears, he ’ll be a sucker, it’s good, if i find it, i’ll say, yeah, but if you don’t find it, you’ll answer for him, believe me, you’ll close your eyes, but why is this so?” because it was necessary to shed when the team was there, and now there’s a serious market for it, and only micah can cancel this market, you’ve been hoarse for 2 hours, don’t make it bad for yourself, that’s it
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let's go, jumbled, kozono! well, i’ve come, so grab a beer, the beer will wait, target, what are you doing again, why are you chasing me, and i’m the one chasing you, and they almost hung me up by my legs, why is micah driving at you? mishanya mikhe is not a street cormorant, if he has a question for you, he will solve it, you want a free ticket to the cemetery, listen siply,
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i myself hand out such tickets in batches, mishanya, why did i run into this brothel, where did i come from, comer is snot, dough, he'll ram it tomorrow, everything is quiet, calm, what? why are you hanging around? well, you are a fool, such a fool. that's it, mishanya, prepare cloves for the grave. consider that you decided to turn out micah’s pocket. well, that means micah. yeah, and you know that micah himself demands you as an arrow. do not care. wow, won't you come? no.
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well, should i get out of town now? okay, where is their arrow? wait , wait, since you haven’t taken the money yet, “so there’s a chance , let’s go together, no, i don’t need a nanny, cyborg, you’re frostbitten, all over your head , you’ll start to bring down the lads, you won’t kill everyone anyway, they’ll kill you , and i’ll sort it all out, just don’t grab the pole, frets, hands up!" you're all joking, alexander mikhailovich, oh, well, dinin, that's it , the president's order has been received, tydynin is sentenced to
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wait, let’s settle this topic, because nothing unnecessary has happened yet. well, we were a little nervous, well, misha cyborg , he just pulled out his due, consider that he is a new person here, listen, i was new when i appeared here in ninety-eight, misha, wait, a lot of things have changed here in your ten years, people have achieved their goals places needed respect their merits, well, misha can be understood, he wants to be at the limit, he did not work on a machine, he has a friend. specialty, he climbed into someone else’s garden, listen, hillock, mesh, well, yes, he doesn’t cut clearings, well, who explained to him where he can go and where he can’t
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russian troops in their zone destroyed a squadron of leopard-2 tanks. in south korea, opposition party leaders were stabbed during. the number of victims of the earthquake in japan has risen to 48; people may still remain under the rubble of collapsed houses. new year, new rules. what changes await russians from january 1 , twenty-four? the list of innovations was studied by edmund dzhelbunov. hello, this is program today, in the studio of egor kalyvanov. and let's start with news from the nwo zone. the ministry of defense announced the destruction of a ukrainian armored platoon of three german tanks. the enemy was preparing an attack on

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