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tv   Garazhnii papa  NTV  January 3, 2024 8:20am-10:01am MSK

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this was back in those distant times, when love was talked about in whispers, friendship was tested over the years, there was no sex at all, like goods in stores, but there was new year, the most important holiday, the task of celebrating it with the most dignity, the soviet people decided not to take on.
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the young man, he began to teach there, of course, for this he needed a woman, she was the one who had to enter his life today. on the eve of the new year, which took place in an era of commodity shortages, this partly detective story begins. oh, the doors are swinging open. "you're also joking,
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comrade pony, please pay attention, write down, yeah, a muscovite car, new, new, license plate, 60-26 and bn, the front doors are missing, clerks, you better catch him, then post one sketch, all the use is from you, and this garage dad is already the third garage in a week, visari, so yes, it’s clear.” why did you drive the car out of the garage and get rid of it here, destroy all traces, and if you write like that, write like that, but i’m telling you, in the morning i discovered that it wasn’t ten yet, i had to take annechka to the christmas tree in the morning, the girl didn’t have a christmas tree, so why take the bus? we didn’t go, so i waited for you for another 2 hours , write it down, but how long can you write, there’s not a day another theft, everyone has already gone crazy, and you keep writing, he’s already taken over half the city, it’s better than going crazy i wish...
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they organized a night watch, so at eight o'clock they would do the same, they reported valuable signs, give it here, comrades attesting witnesses, please pay attention.
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arkady, vacuumed under the sofa and don’t suck me, i don’t suck, we’ll pay you more carefully, but that didn’t stop him from leading an intense personal life, full of mysterious adventures, now combos, yes, my little goat, oh, what a fool you are, and i want now and... what, 2 hours, well, in principle, i don’t mind,
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i vacuumed under the sofa, i was just getting ready, you me if you won’t stop tugging, i won’t finish it until the evening, you called someone on the phone, i didn’t, pushkin. and silence called, so what, what time will he be there today? at 10, why so late? what to do before 12? nin, spending the old new year, this is not a boring thing, nin, don’t fool me, don’t fool me, our b9 starts with light steam, so go ahead and call him, let him be here at exactly 9:00, by chance.
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well, take the bride to the cinema, show the city , she’s never been here, but i can do everything in half an hour, arkasha, i’m your friend, but now it’s your turn to take marina to the cinema , show the city, thank you, you killed me, friend,
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stabbed to death without a knife, although as a man, i certainly understand you, but if you come to us today, of course we will. but not before ten, but i understand, i understand, arkasha, and today in your cooperative the garage was robbed, as they were robbed, thank god, not yours, forty-five, kesha, you kenya!
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i picked up some crap in my garage, what’s that, well, kishka has the first woman in his life, just like adam, because kesha is a serious person, she doesn’t rush to the first one she comes across, that’s necessary, they have a tick, 5 years we corresponded before we met , the main thing is before the new year, this is love , that’s it, i’m in the garage, where, the garage, you know what kesha told me, there was a robbery in our cooperative last night, how is it, it turns out, this. .. got to us, just like that, because i immediately said that this was the matter
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it’s just not going to end like this, we urgently need to put a stronger lock, i’m with you, why , what are you doing, you never know what could happen there, arkady, what’s up, it’s cold there, it’s like hell, no, it’s not there, don’t go, i’m a man , i can handle it on my own, no, arkady, you can’t handle it on your own, don’t, no, nina, i have to confess something to you, right, i spilled oil there, the engine room, the whole garage is covered in oil, where are you going? so beautiful, you go, you get dirty, you smell, how are you going to sit down at the table? yes, you’re right, arkady, especially since i don’t have aspic there
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froze, that means, and then in the garage you take a jar of cucumbers, a jar of red peppers, cucumbers, cucumbers, cucumbers, then it means zucchini, what kind of zucchini, arkady, a jar of red pepper, what are you listening to anyway, zucchini too they won’t hurt, listen, one foot is here, the other is there, you’re not a vacuum cleaner in the bedroom yet. you are so beautiful to me, you are so charming to me, i can do everything, chill out. cat, it’s me, yeah, listen, i
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wanted to run around the store, but how long should we wait for you, cat, i’m afraid not before seven, if i don’t bury the pipes before the evening, i’m sorry he’ll bury me, take care of yourself, don’t walk on the sidewalks, yes, i’ll call you later, yeah.
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sit down, comrades, where, you see how nimble they are, everything is clear and... you need to explain, the new year, comrades, is canceled for you personally, i’m right in saying it, fomenko, and what’s the matter right away, on gogle my team filled up all the trenches, all that’s left is tolstoy mayakovsky bury everything, but the ice on the sidewalks , the salt has already run out, and the jellied meat at home didn’t forget to add salt, so... not sugar, but it does less harm, it means you like to joke, but i
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can joke too, okay, pipe will explode and we already see where, there’s no need to dig up anything, we’re being smart, which means conspiracy is above all, what kind of person are you, yes, let me quickly get to the topic, i need to be at home, well, that’s it, come on, bye,
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buddy, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. hello, oh, let's go, let's go.
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comrade general, comrade general, we will find it, i promise, with the coming one, i understand, i understand where to put it, so, so, if. dad will not
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sit in the monkey barn, look for another job, there are not enough diggers in the repair department, the fact that someone has the doors today they took it out - it’s nonsense, but the fact that last week in this cooperative he pulled out the general’s radio tape recorder, this is serious, we are helpless like kittens, “son, i’m retiring in january, give me a new year’s gift, i’m asking you like my own, and so that until midnight, dad is behind bars, and the general has a radio tape recorder , i’ll do it, comrade major, superstar disco
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we have everything, cognac, chocolate, wonderful music, and you turn on the radio beacon, yes, you’re offending me, i got my dream, a real grundik. we studied together, she is in the first year, and he is in the last, i accidentally found a photo, and the joke is on them, it’s new year, you’re really
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prepared, i’m telling you, i’ve always dreamed of celebrating this holiday with you, wow , well, i won’t leave it like that, i said it’s a holiday, that means it’s a holiday, i’ll instantly, and you where, and i’m in... there’s a store around the corner, marinka , but i’ll lock you up, but why is that, conspiracy is above all, why, for safety, we have a garage dad working here, a particularly dangerous repeat offender, i’ll instantly.
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thank you, doctor, when will it heal? before the wedding, my dear, before the wedding, like all normal people, masterly work, alexander semyonovich, decide, doctor,
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they brought another broken one, but what is this going on today, someone dug up the whole city, what the hell, huh? who told you that asphalt must be laid dry in the summer? the weather, in the technical school for... remember grisha , asphalt is stolen, laid in the period from december 26 to 28, it means it’s wrong, who is anyone to break traditions, no, then give them free rein, they will cancel the new year, keep quiet, listen to your elders.
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here are comrades, we have organized the first winner, take an example, mikhail sergeevich, i believed in you, in your team, happy new year, thank you, nikolai petrovich, i can, go, go to
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your family. to the children, we, comrades, will apparently have to warn our families that we will be delayed. yes, here's galya, this is for you, thank you.
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please, somehow we haven’t signed yet, to give something like this, yes, yes, but they told me that this is the most fashionable, yes, yes, i understand, but don’t you want to try it on? now, just before the wedding, still in the light, i knew that you wouldn’t like it, well, i really liked your gift, it’s wonderful, i imagined from your letters that you were a person of progressive views, and i from yours i imagined letters, you wrote profanely so actively and i was even afraid to go to you, you understand, in principle such
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a small thing, you understand, it turns out that... “i completely forgot, i also prepared a gift for you, yes a gift, now , take it, let me hold it, you open it, oh, yes, just you, one day you will receive a nobel prize, and you definitely need to come there with butterflies " very nice, nice to him, why did you dig up the city, you know what’s going on with people, wait, you
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’re asking the question wrong, we’re fulfilling the plan, my gibs is running out of bandages, and our year is ending, yes the year is ending, it’s all there’s nothing left, and the street is in yes i have nowhere to put the sick, you know what, the premises are also tense for us, by the way. by the way, what is your address? factory family, what? oh, no, we won’t get to the factory until after the new year, we’re not on schedule. nikolai petrovich, what are you talking about? oh, you understand that i have a madhouse with fractures. and if your wife goes to the store now, she falls into a hole and breaks her leg. what do you allow yourself, i, my wife, she doesn’t go shopping before the new year, she, she’s serious. a person, and not some kind of spinner, yes, what is it? arkashenka, i forgot, you asked to take cucumbers for ninochka, oh, they broke, oh, what a careless woman i am, maybe i should take
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tomatoes for nilochka, and arkash, oh, they broke, why am i such a careless woman, and arkas , and maybe take some lightly salted cucumbers for her, huh? what are you going to do? what kind of careless woman am i? a net like ours will look good on the table, but how will it fit? sixth, sixth, sixth, that ’s right, we’re waiting, comrade major. there is air and take the otters alive. end. communications, lieutenant, maybe this is it, let's turn on the stove, it’s not supposed to, we’re in an ambush, we’ll start the car
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, give ourselves away, the garage dad will leave, he’s a fool, or something to work on new year’s eve, he knows that we’re looking for him, or do you think that we... instead of him look, we're celebrating the new year, we're snacking on jellied meat, i'm already like jellied meat myself, no, the major will make us jellied meat, yeah, if we miss daddy, we 'll just sit here until 12 o'clock. blue, that's right,
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you'll be there soon, another 5 minutes. cash, phone, well, cache, and this one goes there too,
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huh? so and a to the left to the left to the left, to the left, to the left, to the left, to the left, to the left, so, so, so, so, a, so, oh, bravi, - what to do, no one knows , they hand me over from the reception, they are taking eight more, it’s a nightmare, i would run to the pharmacy myself, he ’s been celebrating the new year in the accounting department for a long time, you asked for water, tamara nikolaevna, alexander semyonovich, the kip is running out, send
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someone to the pharmacy. and money? did the accounting department go out to celebrate the new year? i'm sorry, but maybe collect some charitable contributions? who are you, what ward are you from? wards, shaggy, i'm actually not shaggy from the seventh ward, vasily ryumin, just on my bed they put the broken one in, so now i’m without a place. nothing, you can stand, it means , remember vasily, charity is a clever invention of a rotten bourgeois society, with which it covers up its parasitic essence, but this is a deception of honest decent citizens for the purpose of debauchery, i agree, so with plaster, yes, with plaster , it’s simple, let’s tell the patients to donate for a gift to santa claus, it’s a good, old tradition, organize a fundraiser for santa claus, come on,
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comrade, return ward, doctor, get out, i know it myself, the chamber of debauchery, be careful, yes, there, there, there, man, huh? why call the doctor, you need to call, but now, now, of course, of course, but i understand, so, we dictate the number, and three, three, 23, 23, there is such a letter in this word, hello? where are you what
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are you doing there? i locked marina in the garage, what were we doing there? are you a complete fool or what? and i broke a bottle of cognac and ran to the grocery store for a bottle. so, in short, kesha, come to my traumatology department, pick up the keys and go to the garage. i, i can't, i can't, i'm in trouble bathroom, we're here, wait, we're here now, let's say in at least an hour, an hour? on kentius, why are you cutting your best friend without a knife? kesha , you and i have been like brothers since childhood, but she will freeze there in an hour, and can you imagine what will happen if ninka finds out, and arkadi, i beg you, i can’t, i really can’t, well, we’ve been together for so long we’ve been waiting for this day, okay , you’ll wait another half hour, i can’t wait any longer, i understand, like a man, i understand you, but kesha, thank you for your understanding, kesha, brother, no need, no need to go to the hospital, you have a garage a three-minute walk, you can take like... some instrument arkady, what instrument? 3 minutes to the garage
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, 3 minutes back, break this lock, damn mothers, i was going to install a new one anyway, so at least you’ll save your marina, you’ll have time, and what will i tell her, but you’ll say, thank you for your understanding, tick, kesha, you’ll lock the car , you’ll take the keys and the radio, take the radio, it’s scary with this dad, but grab a jar of cucumbers, zucchini, no, you don’t need zucchini, cucumbers and peppers, ninki tell me what? the neighboring garage was bombed by the police i arrived and i’m like a witness, in general , catch up with the snowstorm, act, kesha, i beg you , i’m already leaving, no, check mark, don’t go out, check mark, don’t come out, why, i have a surprise for you, five, maximum six, i’ll come in 6.5 minutes, just don’t go out, otherwise there won’t be any surprises.
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nadal lek boisseit. et fait la bancou la seulementar refuser. par reviens l'entrep, mais l'autre que je pourrais faire, mais i
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l'amour, l'amour est ton...
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si tu devais mon, mais si je t'aime, si je t'aime, stoi, stoi , deve gorat, stoi, turis. it seems like someone was screaming it’s your nerves that are screaming, comrade sergeant, yeah, dad,
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and you say, new year, the enemy never sleeps. melt! how painful it is, where could he go
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if we let him in, maybe we’ll split up? that's right, i'm there, you're there, or vice versa, marina, you bastard, yesha, where is arkasha, arkasha is in the hospital, just don't worry, if everything is fine, he fell. he broke his arms and legs, but he can talk, he, he sent me to save you, he told me to pick up cucumbers there, something else, what time is it, about seven, what,
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nikolai petrovich, eight o’clock, at least twenty fifth, you won’t dig a hole for me, you’re celebrating the new year, for now i’m allowing you to notify families one at a time, phone number to the reception, hands up, not happy new year, dad, dad? and hands up, dad, i said, what kind of dad, and what other hands up, did you reach, garage dad? so not dad yet? what kind of dad is this, this is kesha , you are taking him for the wrong person, but you are together, that means, comrade
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policemen, this is some kind of mistake, i need to go home, my husband is waiting for me, we didn’t do anything bad here, we didn’t do anything bad did, we ’ll figure it out now, and what are we doing here, and what is this with us, a tool, a tool, then... and let me go home, but we really didn’t do anything like that here, it’s just that my friend arkasha locked marina in the garage, and my fiancée came to see me, and where is our tattoo, and what a tattoo , the one you tried to remove, garage dad, you admit to being a student, comrade policeman, i ’m not a dad yet, and in general, it’s true, a friend asked me to help with marina, we’ll sort it out at the department, pack them where, no, no, no, no, i can’t do it on tv, be careful what you ’re doing, i’ll kill you. shoot, marina, i’ll shoot, marina, marina, so, comrades,
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where are you going to let dad go, stand up, that’s an order, i’ll shoot, stand. they decided to stop at the hospital.
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that's right, comrade major, they took him and his accomplice, we're sending him to the hospital , by the way, there's a victim in a hidden garage and we also run to the hospital, just like that, hot on our heels, end of communication, hear, it's up to you, dad wasn't scared, dad wasn't even it hurt, dad was hurt to the point of tears, hurt for a broken life, for lost hopes, for
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the impossibility of personal happiness, knowing my mother, i of course, i understand that she would forgive me for everything, but then my father seriously said goodbye to his family happiness with my mother forever, forgive me, gal, forgive me and goodbye. for what, oh my god?
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help, neither your idle joys, nor verbiage, nor debauchery, to hide the meaningless result of one spiritual old age chamber, brilliant, well, no, of course. i am a doctor, i dare to hope that he is not bad, but my true passion is poetry, the flight of rhyme, this is true freedom, let's go for freedom for
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happiness in our personal lives, yes, unfortunately, this is no... that in general i wouldn’t be able to teach like that, the first rule of our profession does not allow an outsider to point out to doctors that you look at me like that, i admire you, i’m learning, well , happy new year, let’s go on saving these unfortunate, unfortunate people.
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hello, hello, hello, who is this? this is galya, kesha's fiancee. galenka, kesha's fiancee. hello, this is not our knowledge, it’s very nice, but where is kesha? he disappeared somewhere, said that there would be a surprise and disappeared. kesha is missing. this is really a surprise. yes, i come out of the bathroom, and he’s nowhere to be found. well kesha, eh i know where he went, he ran to arkady’s garage, i’m giving my head to be cut off, but why? galya, kesha is a decent person, without bad habits, but weak-willed, always on the subject of my arkady.
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do you happen to have a problem with geologists? no, i failed at dostoevsky, i sympathize, a difficult writer, right under the thumb, there is the most reliable place for a man. or maybe it can be done some other way? otherwise, with these? no way, so he said, i want to drink the thirty-first, he’ll run to the garage and take it to a friend, and you ’ll be nervous, but why go to the garage? yes, because the arcadia garage is right next to your house, it’s very convenient for them, but isn’t it more inconvenient to drink at home, gali, i’m already worried about your marriage, and i’m worried about kesha,
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listen, this is already the wrong approach. “galina , i’ll call you back, uh-huh, i’ll call you again, lieutenant, and i was thinking, but it’s logical , and that there is a community, he, dad, chose garages for a reason, you and i were in the garage , you noticed the doors, i think it will be aimed, they have a warehouse in that garage. think, sergeant, it is necessary within the framework of the order, you now it’s like this, good evening with the upcoming one, shvedov arkady petrovich, lives here,
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he is for you, who lives the husband. bring it in, well, you don’t need to bring anyone in yet, it means he can still walk on his own, so dear, come on, stop threatening the employees while on duty, excuse the nerves, nerves, nerves, we need to heal, your husband and i need to talk, where is he now, where in the garage, because your garage was opened, the garage gang. well done, who pulled your tongue? yes, of course, take her there to the room, maybe on the sofa, no, in your arms, we’ll hold her, be careful, comrade lieutenant, it’s him,
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no, no, she just said that she went to the store, i thought maybe she stopped by on the way, i already called them, and they too, wait. what does it mean for a woman to have her own secrets? marina doesn’t have any secrets from me, i’ll ask you about my wife, no, well , call mork, no where else, we’re doing a big job, sergeant, yeah, big, so you say, i saw doors in this garage, yes, yes, there a lot of everything and a terrible mess, this is... important, i wish you good health, comrade major, new circumstances have appeared, that’s right, there are to correct the situation, then go to
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the hospital, quickly, dad, let them immediately resuscitate, otherwise they are sabotaging, here i myself will figure out what we are standing for, there is, oh, it’s good that we woke up, otherwise we’re having a conversation? big, time is running out, it’s new year after all, what do you know about the garage dad’s gang, that they robbed us, yeah, this is outdated information, this is who we have, in what relationship with your husband, and 6, 6, 26, 26, 07, that's it,
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hello, hello, hello, ninok, it's me. arkashenka, where are you now? in the garage? ninok, can you imagine, the neighbors bombed, the police arrived. bastard, the police have already come home for you. hello, arkady petrovich, it seems to me that there is an urgent need for us to meet. we have irrefutable evidence of your complicity in the crime. in this regard, i recommend that you turn yourself in. how spawny? address immediately. matology, zavodskaya street , building 7
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, i won’t give a joke, not that i have the right to command here, you’re a citizen here and you’ll twist me, and i’ll bend you, and i’ll twist you, there’s no point in telling me what to do, stop scaring the patient, get him out out the door, stand there already, fight, fight
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, let's go, let me go home, and i beg you, doctor, i beg you, it's not my fault, let me go, doctor, quietly, quietly, you worry, now... we can start, plaster, no, i'll have to do a welt, yeah,
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wow! petrovich, don’t worry, you know, i know it. so my wife disappeared for a week, you know, she went to see her mother , you know, but the telegram didn’t arrive, so it happens, quietly, hello, hello, hospital, hello, hello, please tell me, can you tell me guseva didn’t come, marina, marina, what, how, how to register, you don’t have time, what, what, what kind of mess you have, well, yes, they dug up. why did the idiots immediately
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hang up the phone, they don’t know where to go now, should they call mork, no, well, of course you can call the police first. the senior sergeant on duty in the city listens fiercely, hello, hello! this is nikolai
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petrovich gusev, head of the repair and construction department, my wife left, i sympathize, but she went to the store, you know, and disappeared completely, please help, that means you’re saying she was taken away from criminal gangs in the garage, that's right, the owner, the owner of the garage, right there in the hospital, lieutenant. and why are you still here? yes, listen, i finally demand that you start looking for her, well, the man is missing, you calm down, women sometimes leave us to go to the store, to other men, yeah, yes, dictate the last name: guseva marina petrovna, 32 years old, disappeared today, guseva, yes, well , give me, “hello, guseva is your wife?
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congratulations, she is in good hands, well, for now she’s in the hospital, and soon she’ll be transported to the monkey barn, where, a hotel like this, with amenities, uh-huh , wait, wait, but what about her, what’s wrong with her in general, and you know what, go to her hospital, my little man will tell you everything there. and you will give him evidence, thank you, comrade, thank you very much, god , it’s not in vain that we are working, and the criminal was caught, and the man was able to find his wife, call the general, let him identify the little thing, we’ll give him a gift for the new year. doctor, the police are there again,
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stop panicking, nesha, nesha, wake up, you can! who opened it? police, what's the police, what's the police? are the police protecting or guarding? that's it who? you, as i understand it, are arkady shvedov? yes, great, here it is, we’ll start the confrontation. i'm ready, just inject.
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i didn’t give a word, you’ll inject yourself when i say so under the protocol, okay? a week ago he was put on the wanted list as a particularly dangerous criminal, and these are his accomplices, right? and what’s next, it means everything is simple, let everyone in and don’t let anyone out, but no one will get out of here anyway, problems with limbs, well, on behalf of the service i express my gratitude to you, comrade witnesses, please hand over your documents, otherwise it's time for us to let’s start the interrogation, what an interrogation, they haven’t recovered from the anesthesia yet, under anesthesia a person
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loses control, while he’s lukewarm, we ’ll groom him like a new year’s bunny, give me this 50 kopecks, that’s not a kopeck at all, look, what? citizen, you have all your limbs intact, this is such a rarity, take care of yourself, donate to santa claus, but who, i’m in a hurry, but there’s no need to rush, the death ended in the hospital, so donate to santa claus, citizen, well, at least for some time, well at least a penny, a ruble, at least one ruble, citizen, comrade, cat, comrade, where are you going, cat, cat, the police told me that you are here, what happened, why? who is this? why? because your rsu dug up the whole city, caught your own wife in the kapkan, another half of the city! so it’s you, nikolai petrovich , because of you, my year’s supply of plaster has run out, that’s who the criminal
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is, who needs to be arrested, quietly, what are you allowing yourself, in general, he should be given thanks, two repeat offenders, four hooligans ended up in his hole and chester... elimentchikov, forgive me, who is this lady, listen, why do you have men lying next to you? with women, and with married women , by the way, but how should they lie in investigative activities, separately should they lie, at what events, that means husband, husband, cat, forgive me, for god’s sake, who is this, these are strangers people didn’t guess for us, these are not strangers, these are bandits , a garage gang terrorizing the whole city, then why is my wife lying next to your bandits, but because your wife is their more berry, young man, please choose, expression why are you silent,
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cat, what kind of bandits, what kind of gang, who are you, who and what did your accomplices do? at night in your garage with a tool for picking locks, and kesha is a burglar, sergeant, write down , uh-huh, kesha, a burglar, for santa claus, we chip in, that girl, for santa claus, i’m taking it,
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he said, he’s repairing the car, he lied, you write, no, yeah, with whom, but with him, with the garage dad, don’t confuse me, kesha is kesha, and the garage dad, i don’t know who he is, i want to be a dad, i want to be a dad, i need gali, he admits , write, you see in what the patient is in a condition and needs help. well, actually, i don’t know about you, go away, but our doctors have a duty above all else, leave the gurney, give me the patient, i’m the head doctor, what are you allowing yourself, let go of the gurney, there are two of you, and we woman, let go of the pot, why am i with you, come on, come on,
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nino, kolya, how is life? all is good. yeah, old friends are coming. what do you care, comrade? write down, i demand that you immediately explain to me what you suspect my wife of, yes, that’s it, but i want to know what my husband is accused of, organizations. and a stable criminal community with the aim of committing numerous damages to the personal property of citizens from garage
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it turned out, i ask, what happened, i hope for your consciousness, i need... for a minute, excuse me, now, i’ll get some sleep, tarich, is it possible, no, i really need it, he said , no, everyone needs it, come on in already, yes, comrade major, no, comrade major, they haven’t split yet, but i got my relatives involved, and it has a positive effect, an alibi is excluded, what kind of
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lawyers are defending now, there are, that’s for sure. by the way, you are an engineer, now all the engineers shut up and listen to what smart people say, but why? because if they advise correctly, that means no robberies, you were engaged in debauchery in the garage and that’s it, because they don’t judge for debauchery, so they will print filito, disgrace him, this is a maximum of 3 days, everyone will forget the shame, but i won’t engage in debauchery with him already, it’s only implied, mentally, so to speak, yeah, and
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mentally i don’t want to, look at her, look, do you see what she’s like with us? she’s picky, she ’s looking at prison, she’s going through grub, i will, i won’t, my dear, the public will decide, you’ll lie down like a sweetheart, but no, well, of course you can lie down, but not right away, so i ask you, please, look at each other, well, citizens, we stand on the path of repentance, so to speak, the new year, with a clear conscience, or we continue to slide into the abyss. universe, and we decided to confess everything, honestly , write it down, please, wait, first we will interview the defendants in the case, then the victims, and only then strangers, wait, i’m not a stranger, i’m the victim, and i, yes, nina and i, with nina gavrilovna, victims, please, please enter it
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into the protocol, that means so, my wife, marina sergeevna, she, she is not a bandit. i don’t have time, the garage is insulated, but how do i know, it’s insulated, so quietly, continue , citizen, okay, i continue, yes, i continue, what should i continue there, they are in the garages, yes, yes, yes, so, i continue, but as i think, a quarrel broke out between them in this garage, yes, during which they
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realized, they realized, realized the full depth of their fall, so... and they fled, then they ended up here with numerous fractures in hospital. do you confirm what your husband said? yes yes. here i confirm, of course, and you admit that this lady’s lover, we admit, but i want to say, please, note in the protocol, directly write down that she was the initiator of this disgrace, it’s all visible from her face, you know what, let’s not focus on it after all on their faces, the main thing for us, comrades policemen , the main thing for us now is to understand that they are not a gang, not a gang, they are just moral individuals, but moral individuals who, unfortunately, are still found in ours.
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as bait, what bait, how the rest of the four gangs will soon come here to free these, so chip in before they raid, this is of course, only now you will be punished by the court investigation, the task of knowingly giving false testimony, and this is how it is, and this is how it is, at least they learned to lie, marina sergeevna , tell us, how long ago did your fall into... the abyss begin, i don’t remember, you, don’t worry, tell us, comrade, comrade lieutenant, you know, as it seems to me, her fall, that’s how you say,
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into this the abyss, it started in the fall, when i went to advanced training courses, well marina yearned for male affection, cat, you yearned, yes, you yearned, well, do you understand? you confirm, in general , the picture is correct , that’s it, everything is very clear to me now, he has such twirlers in every garage cooperative, so i ’ll ask you, but she, my wife, is not what you say, and in general, to be honest , comrade lieutenant, we still need to find out who was the initiator of this debauchery, maybe he, you know, she was walking, and he dragged her to grab her, you know how trusting my wife is, i tell her all the time, marina, no under no circumstances should you trust people, but she doesn’t trust her, so why bother marrying me? so how often did you meet in the garage? ugh, friday, that’s really correct, friday is our day, on fridays arcadia comes at
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midnight, tells me about some of these candles, carburetors, and i also have a hard day on friday, we have a debriefing, so to speak, of flights work and at marina’s she stayed up late in this hair salon and quickly got to talking, well done, still marina sergeevna, how long ago did your... garage relationship begin, marin, marin, i beg you, please , tell me like you mean it, well, if you want, i’ll close my ears, well, you see, he doesn’t believe, arkady, why are you silent, this concerns you too, tell me, tell me, well, i met i’m in may, it’s spring, that means it’s warm, the buds have bloomed, what day is it, wednesday is tuesday , what are you listening to, i’m telling you, friday, friday is his day, so that means i’m on my way home from work, there’s a woman standing at the bus stop , she’s trying to hail a taxi, she’s so bright, well, i mean in a red raincoat, i bought the raincoat in bulgaria,
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that means i slowed down, we’re slowing down we know how, so you got into the car right away, comrade lieutenant, what’s the difference, you didn’t get in right away, because yeah, okay, we got in, and what’s next, right away? we went to the garages, well , i didn’t know where he was taking me, it’s just that that day i decided to start a new life, in what sense, i decided to have a lover, well, everyone has one, well, i’m a redhead, well, let’s say, so we went to garage, well, no, at first he started courting, there he told jokes, joked, yeah. yeah, we know how to screw this up. marinechka, he told you how he saved the commander in the army, yes, he told me, well, it’s nonsense, you know, he
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told all my friends, don’t get distracted by extraneous conversations, and what happened next, who, for example, became the initiator of debauchery, hm? i, i am the initiator of debauchery, and why did i buy a bottle of cognac? a bottle of semi-sweet champagne, if you mix it all up, then everything happens on a voluntary basis and he suggested going to a friend’s apartment, oh, where should i take her? i see, no, that's understandable. and you, marina sergeevna, what did you experience when the accused invited you to enter into an affair with him? criminal connection. i protest, my heart is sick. i just want to understand and hear when they tell us how ashamed they felt. we weren't ashamed. we had a great time. and in general it’s none of your business. sergeant, what? sergeant, there is such a commotion there, they say.
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dad ran away, how did he run away, how do i know where he went, 1 2 3, i’m a doctor, not a nanny, 4 5 6, you see what’s going on here, he got lost in the crowd, and running away is also a confession, yes we already have a lot of attention on him, in rozum, in rozunsk. there was a casing plus a coat hat, where no one knows where he went,
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so what, comrades? is it your daddy who left you? yes, not dad, he, he is cash. yes, how much is possible, huh? i’ll explain to you, we took the keys to the apartment from kesha, and today kesha’s fiancee arrived, so we went to the garage. then i ran into the pit into the grocery store, and when i woke up, keshu asked her to unlock it with a tool. and you, it turns out, have been sitting in the garage all this time and, of course, you can describe it in detail. what does he have there and how? oh, well, well, there are all sorts of parts, these, what’s their name, doors from cars are attached to the wall, uh, all sorts of shelves, on the shelves there are cans, cans with canned food, mine, without any hints , but there are no cans there anymore, well, i smashed them all with anger, well, sit in the garage for 3 hours, excuse me, but no, so what?
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i would have assured you to wait for 3 hours, you see , lieutenant, they just beat me with their hands, so they beat me with their hands, there was actually a shovel there, i almost hit her with a cache later, i thought you were back, well, lieutenant, now believe me, almost, tell me, do you happen to have any in your garage? there is a receipt for stolen goods, i don’t know, there is an imported tape recorder, for example, only it’s not stolen, yes, so why did i then sit it down, tear it out by the roots, answer the question, yes, it’s mine, it’s a radio tape recorder, mine, little guy, i’ve been saving up for it for 5 years, and the doors. the doors
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that are attached to him are mitka, my brother , he left him on a business trip for now, well, you tell him, what else is there, to the phone, finish with the disabled, we caught the real accomplice of the garage dad, he split, that today. opens a couple more garages in the same cooperative, yes, dad is free, the operation continues, i obey, comrade major, okay, allow me, allow me, comrades, aside, aside, vasily , what is happening, where is the cast, pharmacies are closed, we work only for the country, comrades,
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information is important, especially for suspects, in general, there was a mistake, so everyone is free, yes, with the upcoming new one year, sorry, happy new year, kolya. cash, careful, grab, hold on,
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give, give, give, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand. it's you, don't move, hands up, comrade lieutenant. now i’m free, but i look like kensiy, galya, galya, galya, forgive
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me, please, i beg you, absolutely, i it’s not my fault, there are such holes there, and also this is a leg, i love you so much, i love you so much, and i love you very much. comrades, please, comrades, happy new year, happy new happiness!
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oh, nikolai, don’t be boring, and you know that if we have a boy, we decided to name him nikolai, yeah, marina told me, it’s somehow strange, but i also say, it’s strange, well , we have marinka a woman with character, she says, now nikolai has the hardest time of all, ninko, we don’t have sugar, why not sugar, maybe even sugar, what are you talking about, she’s a dictator, you know, arkadia. i've been used to people all my life command, then he got up, sat down, brought me, lay down , well, beauty, well, yes, yes, this is thanks to the garage dad, by the way, and my pits also played the same role, nin, the pickles
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are over, you need to ask my nikolai petrovich to i drove the garage, well, i don’t think that the garage is a suitable place for nikolaev, and that’s true, nechka, but where is the bridge? well, somewhere on the table, of course, where else would it be good, oh, my little darling, how are you, good, good, a bully doesn’t fight like that, no, he’s sleeping, sleeping, i ’ll listen, that’s for sure, if it weren’t for your pits, we're still just around the cities, so sit, open the champagne, 5 minutes left, come on, fields, girls , where is the champagne, come on, my dad knew that the main thing in life is not to lose friends, you can’t rush in love.
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it’s starting, and i’m already tearing up the light , life will spin me, spin me, but that’s a completely different story, don’t worry, everything is fine, everything is fine, everything is fine, everything is on
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the soul, pillow, lie down, lie down on the cap, on the cap, i didn't pray, i didn't pray. look tomorrow, we start, guys, explosives, half the city can be lifted into the air, a car with i didn’t get there with the weapon, i would like to open an account with your bank, what’s the news, i opened a bank account, i’m waiting for the transfer, there’s still a hero, i have very bad news for you, the ship is mined, i need it. for mr. kirilchuk to transfer $20 million from his
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account to mine. hello, you are greeted by the information service of the ntv television company, in the studio of yulia bekhtareva. this morning. the russian military stopped a new attempt by ukrainian militants to attack belgorod, the ministry of defense reported. the enemy fired at the city six missiles. u and the same number of rszzo-alha. they were destroyed by air defense systems. the nationalists fired at the city the night before with the same ammunition. as a result of the attack , the windows of three houses were broken, a gas pipe and a car were damaged. according to authorities, there were no injuries. due to the operational situation in belgarad it was suspended. cinemas, large shopping centers will be open, they
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will be closed to visitors for at least 2 days, then they will act according to the situation. rocket:

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