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tv   Protiv vsekh pravil  NTV  January 8, 2024 2:05am-3:46am MSK

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they shouted “bravo” to us, they gave us champagne, thanks to iri olegrova, she simply made her life’s dream come true. your young wife polina segal is visiting us today. polina, nice to meet you, hello, beauty, come in, have a seat. polina, when you met, did you already know that viktor chaika was a famous composer? well, basically, yes, i lived on this planet before, of course, i knew, yes. how did you meet, remember? oh, it was at rubalskaya’s anniversary at larisa’s, right? yes, we were introduced by mutual friends who our mutual friends with victor were also present there. so, i would like to say that after that we never parted, but that’s not the case. and he had a rather difficult period
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of life, his mother got sick, that’s why our romance wasn’t stormy, we just talked, called each other, i had a taboo, i’m with young girls who, and this is why this is, well, yes, because that i was divorced, as if from my daughter, well, there were experiences, i just understood that i didn’t need it, i didn’t really have these mental anguish again well, i got burned, but somehow. met with our guys, football players, watched, in my opinion , the world cup was going on, we went somewhere to watch on the big screen, so i just called her, so we all sat at the same table, she was sitting with a friend, a friend came for the day, like it’s supposed to, the date came with some friend just in case, right, the grown-up guys will still be there for a lot of football and the friend left earlier and i was delayed , polina went to wait for me at the exit, he says i’ll give you a ride, and that’s why i was waiting for him, i i come up, there is no girl. suddenly i see what
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some modest kiashka is standing, she is standing near the kiashka, waiting for me so touchingly, i think, why were you standing there? at one of our first meetings, he announced to me, he said: i’m divorced, i don’t have an apartment and in general, well, like, if i’m catching you, then don’t waste your time on me, yeah, well, i thought he immediately indicated, i immediately said, i said why the truth, well, i think i’m divorced, which means i most likely left everything. there is no apartment, well, what are you driving, makeup, it was so touching, i realized that this person is not about the day, well, no matter how, yes, how the relationship developed further, i had a rule, i didn’t call men first, so everything developed slowly, i had absolutely no time for that, especially when i was young, well, really, well, 32 years old - this is a big adult, but really big, i don’t want to look like a daddy when showing off, especially since i’m not a daddy, in all matters i’m not a daddy, did you call her? i called, i called, then i
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finally went to pick her up once at the office at work, just like that, slowly, slowly, slowly, this is a very important thing, my mother spoke to me in much the same way, without pronouncing the letter r. polina is so embarrassed, in fact, maybe it was on the phone to me, i was just crazy when i talked to her, then most importantly, when they told me they called me, unfortunately my mother ... consciousness in new york it was, and i just realized that i am alone in this world, i have only one person who is next to me, she went to see me off, she went to see me off at sheremetyevo, she says, i ’ll see you off, she i say to her, how are you going to get back, she says, well, here transport, there’s the metro, i’m good at all this , i say, maybe here’s a taxi, he says, well, i’ll decide, i make money, i decided, so she accompanied me and then i return, she meets me at the airport, i found out.
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“i said don’t move, now i ’ll break this fool on a gun, don’t even think about interfering, stand with your hands up and be silent, i have bear shot in each barrel, you think this is funny, they say, at such moments a person remembers all the most important things in life.” in my life, i remembered, i didn’t bring home a christmas tree.”
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vereshchagi, you love me, of course, tell me. i love you, why am i so unsure? olya, confidently, confidently, believe me, extremely confidently, you bought a christmas tree, yeah, well, i’ll buy it. i’ll buy it, i promised , i’ll buy it, well, it’s just that when there’s a christmas tree in the house, a real new year’s tree, like in childhood, it means there will be a miracle soon, i don’t know something, why don’t you believe in miracles for the new year, i don’t believe in grandfather
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frost into him, but he will fulfill your every wish, well, what do you want most, huh? get some sleep, a cupola, buy a tree, then bring the tree in, and so on for the rest of your life, why are you laughing when you there will still be time for me, tomorrow is the new year, and by the way, why are we hanging around here, what eggs are you sitting here, you are not a piliveshchagin, we understand, you can’t live without a christmas tree, no, well, what’s the point of all that we are here? and the point is, it means that every fool can, i really want to celebrate the new year at home, i didn’t guess, so that’s it, attention, the object comes out, security is with it, the creek.
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general mukhin, present your service id with clearance. technical
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product specification 13/2. sign for receipt. in the non-disclosure agreement, then in the instructions for protecting top secret documentation in the instructions on storing top secret documentation and here there is a warning about liability for damage or loss of documentation. warned, read the instructions only under ultraviolet light from a special lamp, darkness, under normal light the letters on the sheet are not visible, protection against
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unauthorized copying, a very secret document, where are the papers? i already signed for them, where are the papers? stinkers, vladimir ivanovich, the courier car didn’t stop anywhere, i guarantee, i have no doubt, the case was replaced earlier, thank god, that’s good, that he stole it, it’s not good and not bad, it’s necessary, well, it’s necessary, it’s necessary, deck pyotr grigorievich, lieutenant colonel. one might say, a classic agent, wife megara, mistress bitch, son aboltus, how can one not recruit such a person, especially since he had permission to specify a new type of weapon, and now he has these documents,
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not exactly these, not even these at all, i think, in 5-7 years they will understand this, who is hunting them so hard, the cia? six, this is what we have to find out, they didn’t monitor him, they were afraid to scare him away, he’s already i walked around the papers for 3 months like a cat around sour cream. the main thing is to detect his contact and take it into development, but we must take a contact, under no circumstances, the linden tree that we slipped to the colonel must reach his owner. this is the goal of our operation.
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some kind of idiot, who crosses the road like that, crazy? your left, man, you're tired of living , then... and that's what i was missing, you think he jumped in front of a car on purpose,
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a disguised contact, i think this identity needs to be established just in case, well, alive, oh, it seems to you that one is not enough blow bumper, is it intact, i ask, just a minute, yes, it seems to be intact, but the head, well, dear, it’s not my fault that you’re not in good shape with your head, come on! “get up, i’ll help you, why, you already tried to help me, it’s a pity that it didn’t work out, i’ll take you to the hospital, then i see , i started talking, what’s the point, i don’t care like water, you’re a happy person, do you think, judge for yourself, if the car was moving 5 km/h faster, you would need not a doctor, but a funeral director, right? just a slight concussion, and why does your head
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hurt so much? yes, yes, that’s right, you’re just you were worried, everything will be fine, you’ll still live another 100 years, but unless, of course, you’re in such a hurry, i’m in a hurry. hello, my last name, they called me in the morning for labor, courier vacancies, i’m ready, where to go, friendly, i ’ll deliver everything immediately, don’t worry, i’m a bullet, yes, but that was in the morning, and now, don’t doubt it, i’ll make it in time, the place is already taken, well , i really need this job, believe me, are you late? excuse me, the issue of the unification
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of germany is up to us, not the germans who lost the war, but they lived so well, why this perestroika, your gorbachev will ruin our country, stop reading these lights already, berlin is now in chaos, we need someone with unique experience, my legend, your beloved. photographer tas, kgb comrade, photograph , perestroika, ingrid kleya, we need access to the mines of the stasi archive, the marcus wolf archive, we know that you know, we must be the first, are we going to make a movie, about spies, about love, you russians are such romantics, i just want to know what is needed with me, he is on a mission, today they tried to blow up my deputy minister, and tomorrow. maybe
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someone from the embassy leaked sasha, we have an informer, the main premiere of the year, in our business there cannot be half friends, a half friend is an enemy. gdr will be on ntv soon. i have a good attitude towards these guys, uh-huh, i forgot biology, i took it, that means english, i took it. so, you smoke, no , dad, i’ll go, remember, smoking shortens life and dries out the brain, that’s what i thought, you forgot something, the keys, indeed, everything is in place, and
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the money, the money for breakfast, you took it, they we have. "of course, of course, be sure to have breakfast, dad, and you, in don’t worry, i’m not a problem, i have an interview today at a very reputable company. you know, the specialists of my organ are not lying around on the road, this is not our client, an ordinary loser, a candidate of science, his wife has left for another, his son is in the fifth grade studying for a permanent job, no, there are no intersections with the deck or with any of the special words, why did he get run over, what difference does it make, the main thing is that in our scenario he is now a random passenger, we
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won’t see him again. who else is there, hello, the driskins' apartment, i'm listening, hello, interview, right now, no, of course, i really need this job, who, who, well, i think i can handle it, after all, i’m a candidate of science. and who are you, exactly? by profession, by life? misha, dryskin, still misha, how i didn’t notice you, but i’ve only recently worked for you, you don’t work anymore. here he is handsome.
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hello, i was furious, not dusty. you know, honey, how much money i spent on repairs, and it’s a lot. drystin, would you like to get married ? for what? is it really true that a person gets wet in vain? don't worry, i 'll pay.
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of course, i’m not a bank, i won’t take you by the throat. scrape together something by christmas, but we can’t live like this anymore, we have to do something, we have to do something, no? master, so that especially my new mat throws, now i’ll hang him up for something, right? to hell with it, piece of iron, aren’t we people or something, and we can’t live like this anymore, come on, man, people live even worse, we need to do something, quietly,
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the main thing is don’t twitch, let’s get down slowly, don’t lyakh ... and then it will go away on its own, it ’s unlikely, but don’t despair, man, everything can be fixed, but your woman has left, we’ll find you a woman, there’s no money, we’ll find money, you just don’t do anything stupid, but the money is nothing, ugh , you can always get it, and where, well, this is not exactly the case for you, but your brother won’t understand, but you take it from me. and i’ll chop my own cabbage, and you think so, but for me it’s better to go to prison than to a noose, well, did you persuade me? oh, oh, what are you , what are you, what are you, what are you, well, thank you, you are a very gallant
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military man, good afternoon, how can i help you, i would like to rent a cell from you, this is your first time with us, yes , then you need to fill it out. these are the documents, tell me, can my wife use it? the locker can be used by anyone to whom you give the key and you write a trust, this is provided for in the contract, so everything seems to be, just a second, very good, here, please sign, thank you, now i will give out the key to your locker, oh my god, oh , your key and cell number 69
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, yeah, then let’s go to your cell, okay, that means cell 69, well, yes, the messenger will write a power of attorney, present it at the bank , pick up the documents, it’s clear as day, but we won’t see it, deposit in another room, yes. you go up to the counter, present a key, a document, they take you into the depository, the bank is small, but there are tons of people milling around there , you can guess who exactly was approaching our cell, but you can’t scam everyone, leave me aside, a guy will come to me for the papers and immediately split me up, you can warn the bank administration, yeah, there is an accomplice among them, in principle the problem can be solved, you need to discreetly install a camera in the bank opposite cell 69. you just happen to have nothing that urgently
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needs to be put in the bank. dear clients our bank, we congratulate you on the upcoming new year and christmas. on these bright holidays. you’re grimacing, but for lunch, you ate something wrong, your stomach is twisting, just move away , why are you tossing around, you think, i’ll hurry up, uh-huh, run,
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run, i also have a guard, he’s trembling, slobbering. only the central bank can afford to rush, well, it seems like i remembered everything correctly, this is very good, we close
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in half an hour, uh-huh, why, it’s like today is a short day, holidays are just around the corner, holiday, holidays, holidays, holidays, holidays, who said that they would wait, friend or not, they can’t wait , i’ll fill out the papers right away, i’ll pick up the documents now , the loan is due, he listen, baby, maybe you just don’t call me at home, that’s fine, otherwise it’s for them i’m at a meeting, this one, why not, we’ll hang out soon, right here. fucking new year, excuse me, excuse me, i say, new year, family holiday, the best holiday with the family, do you have something against the new
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year? no, but he seems to have taken me seriously, yes, dear, bereshchagin, you have already finished your work, almost, right here sign, please, dear voice, is it a new year’s corporate party or something, olya, dear, what a corporate party, i’m at the bank, at the bank on december 31st, well, this happens, imagine, oh, how i would like to imagine this, jealously , no, i’m not jealous, i’m cutting olivier , something’s wrong, vereshchakin, maybe it ’s olivier, maybe it’s the christmas tree that you didn’t buy, or the mom i invited, mom, of course, mom, who else, no , vereshchakina, it’s about you, but you’re beautiful, you don’t need anyone, yes, leshenka, not the christmas tree, not mom, not even me, there’s nothing to say in time, forgive me please, i'm very busy, are you
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angry? insensitive cracker, keep standing, this is a robbery, that is, like a robbery, now i ’ll break this fool with a gun, don’t even think about interfering, stand with your hands up and be silent, be silent, i said not to move, i’ll shoot, i see everyone and control the situation, hey, what's funny, i have a fractional bear in each trunk, do you think it's funny? and there’s no need to press any buttons on the tables, i’ll shoot without warning, i don’t have any button, but whoever has it, this true, everyone came out of the tincture over there , do you think i killed him... attention,
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attempted robbery, all patrol cars urgently go to the impobank bank, i repeat, all patrol crews urgently drive up to the impobank bank, the room system worked, of course they killed him, you see, he’s helpless and breathing, yes, bro, you killed the guard, that’s another article, so... does he care about the idiot that he didn’t shoot right away? at least there’s at least some certainty, and you, young man, since you’ve already decided to rob a bank, rob it, there’s no point to create sentiments, yes, bro , don’t hold me back, the bank closes in half an hour , people have a holiday, there’s so much to do, and i have a litak in the evening, a plane, and
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well, i’ll ask you... refuse to let everyone lie down on the floor, what’s special to you? an application is required, and respect for age, and yet, so, wait, who will give me the money, and how much for you, what do you mean, how much is everything?
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we urgently need to intervene, you heard, in half an hour the bank was supposed to close for the new year holidays, they won’t wait 10 days, that means the contact person is already there, yes, we'll intervene and disrupt the whole operation.
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i should have taken a suitcase, take the currency , it will be more reliable, don’t tell me, the ruble is growing, bye, growing up, only as an adult i’m a kumar, here’s this same zapodynsky ambition, hold back, he doesn’t like the ruble, you go to the bank for a ruble between other than that he came, why didn’t you like the dollar, don’t tell me, there will definitely be a crisis in america, the dollar is no good, it’s a pity, i... that’s how i got attached, you’re not the only one, you should have advised him more yuaniya, yes, sorry, yuaniya we don’t have it, take the ruble, don’t regret it, in euros it will be more, definitely , besides, the rubles are in a new bank packaging, they are then easier
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to track, you think so, i don’t think so, young man, i’m watching tv, so you decided, i still have clients waiting, uh, euros are like that. wait, he’s going to run like that in tights, but he’s going to leave on a trolleybus, excuse me, but in which direction is the subway? thank you, i think he ran to the metro. mom, look what the deka dropped, listen, this is outside of any rules, it’s clearly not a professional working, maybe we’re still getting in the way, forget about him, the connection guy is still in
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jar. where is he? now he’s far away, you should have shot him right away, but have you ever shot a person? thank god, he left, well, not that he left, more like he went out for a minute, and come on, fry, i say, fry, brute, anya, did you manage to press the panic button? yes, i pressed, as soon as it all started, he couldn’t run far, he was so strange, well, that means i ’ll take him,
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sorry, it’s me again. everyone stay in their places, we know, we know, this is a robbery, this is not even a robbery anymore, this is a hostage-taking, as you said, hostages, well yes, you and your gun don’t give us any peace anyway, you ask, but for what they give less, for robbery or capture, the sore has crushed you, you should decide first, young man, he’s already hanging, so you don’t have to choose, listen, you’d better give up right now, we were wandering back and forth, and the court guard will also take into account that there were no casualties, you see, they will give you a minimum sentence,
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the minimum, what, five years , at least 5 years, it’s unthinkable, where does pavlik go. "what a frivolous funny man, but in my opinion he’s cute, cute, how he makes him look fat his gun, he’s completely crazy , anything you can expect from someone like that, all the signs of manic schizophrenia, a crazy person will get soaked in the cold and you won’t even notice, the weak youth in the market have gone, well, that means capture, so capture”? what’s wrong with the floor? yes you and so on on the floor . by the way, it’s terribly drafty here. i ’ve already caught a cold. so, stand up then. let’s go to the corner, which one, the right one or the left one? the left one.
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yeah. stay, the right one. i can see better against the light. no , wait. maybe it's better to go to the wall? who's better? well, listen, young man, it would be better for us if you sat at home, drank tea, then stand where you want. i repeat, all patrol crews urgently need to drive up to the infoman bank, what are we actually waiting for, you called the police, and the fsb is aware, well, i thought the patrolman... they were chasing me, they will call themselves, well then it will take a long time
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until the patrolman calls to the person on duty, the person on duty will contact his superiors, then in turn will contact his superiors, and they will not do anything without the approval of the city leadership, well, it’s terrible, i have so much to do today, i have a meeting, but what’s less, and how...
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he was taken hostage, tell me right now, yes, that the terrorist is nervous and demands 10 million euros, like that, why did you say 10 million, who said, i said, i said, i said, i said, that’s too much, and kickbacks, sorry 10, will give six, two need to be rolled back, and also... you need to call television, why else? well, how will they show us all on the central channels? everyone, but not everyone, why? because he must kill one hostage, because he must kill one hostage, as proof of the seriousness of his intentions. so, come on, guys, come on , get the tv people out of here, for me to be completely
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happy, they were all i needed here, there’s the bank, the police, and the robbers, and also central television, they’ve set up hollywood here, vigorously, please allow me , well, this hasn’t happened in a long time, colonel, this has never happened at all, the mayor is being held hostage. do you think the takeover is politically motivated? the capture wears the coloring of an arctic fox, without shoulder straps and dog. have you contacted them? there is no need to contact terrorists, let's wait until fezbo arrives. who is this? tv crews swooped in, crows! we can't wait, colonel, there are people there, we have to save them.
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nikov: yes, in any case, i would advise them not to take the situation to the extreme and before it’s too late he gives up, but you knock him out, he will now advise how much we have there, well, in securities worth five euro lemons, papandos, interesting, who is there without my blessing? he’ll bury it, i
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left 100 cells there for the stick, and fuck you, take off all our accounting, cell number 96, repeat where i was supposed to put it, well, after that it ’s a shame to leave it on the hacker, you’re such a word computer, i heard, so why the hell are you with these? you're running around with notebooks, if they fall into the hands of the wrong ones, half the city will be imprisoned, there's pure incriminating evidence, who cares? how much i reasoned that for each computer a hacker will find his own notebook in a notebook, come on, take a reliable one, then take it and put it immediately in the police department safe , it will be even more reliable, do what you want, find the notebooks, call them, negotiate with the cops, with
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terrorists, idiot! or go on the assault yourself before amon bursts in, with palych, freshen up somehow, on the phone, i don’t know, he’s there inside, let him work off his 100 grand, don’t mind the money, more haircuts, notebooks, return them! will anyone pick up the phone? and this is apparently you. why are you so sure? how can i tell you? here, just one man with a gun demands 10 million. will you pick up the phone? and
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be more confident, bro. yeah, nothing. smear it all over the plate, the driskins’ apartment, i’m listening, why did you call me, this is an apartment, come on, it can’t be, hello, they’re silent, they’re probably in the wrong place, sew a skinny colonel. nicky, this is our best detective, captain klimov, detectives, hello, denis nikiforov, not only the best detective, the baskerian dog, amazing, you are a genius, but a real gentleman, and i also really like
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to cook rare steaks, you were mongrel, like his partner bim, with you won’t be lost with such a partner. well, yes, bim, he will thank the lady for the compliment. bim, new episodes. who are we going to suspect now? from january 10. the leather ones are completely stupefied. at 20:00 on ntv. we firmly believe in sports heroes. victory for us. air is needed, into the sky, into the sky, into the sky, russian flag, this is eternal in our blood and my generation, russia, come on, come on, like real
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men play, a coward plays, hockey, pop stars and legends of domestic sports, today. we firmly believe in sports heroes, tomorrow at 22:15 on ntv, everything is right, he doesn’t understand, some kind of dryskin.
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walk out slowly with your hands up and without a weapon, where? what do you mean, where? hello, who am i talking to? with me, do you have hostages? i have, don't worry, bro, don't worry, and i also have a gun, so don't yell at me, i 'm nervous, and you're doing the right thing if you if you don’t surrender voluntarily, then i’ll give... i’ll cut off your shoulder straps, do you hear, polkash, i ’ll organize such an assault for you, you’d know
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i have a pension without shoulder straps, understand me, i’ll give you such a quiet life on the kurian islands to the precinct system, in general there’s fear lost, in short, he quickly ran back and forth for money, and yes, and so that a helicopter with a pilot would land in front of the bank, wait, where, where should he land here? and these are your problems, and if he doesn’t go to prison, if he doesn’t go to prison, i ’ll shoot the first hostage, and then every hour there will be a hostage, you understand me, like this, like this constructive dialogue, and so that 10 million euros and not a penny less, and if you bargain , i’ll call you, i’ll call your boss or the minister of internal affairs... understand me, like this, you have to be tough with them, they don’t understand any other way
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, harshly takes 10 lemons euros for the notebooks, or says i’ll call sinyakin, or even handed him over to the cops, 10 lemons, that’s cool, well , you can’t agree with him, these flamemons are mulberries... where is that payer, where will we survive this misfortune ? if i were you, i would
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check the door, don’t worry, the doors are strong, i would also check the blinds on the windows, why? a sniper can work, and i would also take away all our cell phones, the situation? fastidious, i won’t give up mine, the main thing is that i myself have long wanted to remove anikin, but it still didn’t work out, come on, apparently, your boss and your subordinates have long forgotten about you, this is the case, maybe it’s for the best, let this clown will continue to command, he will screw up, it’s time for him to retire, but who gave him the authority to win? who was in charge, who would report to the top?
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so you can make a hole for the order, all approaches to the bank are blocked, snipers are stationed, act, boy, now there is only hope for you. let’s now approach this problem from the other side, well, of course, what should we do now, let’s go, but there’s nowhere to go, we have to get the notebooks anyway, but whose hook can’t break into the bank, we’ve blocked them securely, now we need to find another entrance to the building, there is another way, underground, look, this is the old plan for the city sewerage system, but why do we need the old one, but build a new one? upstairs?
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he’ll definitely bury him, but in my opinion everything isn’t going so badly, lyosha is there, the signalman is also there, all that remains is to identify him, to provoke the connectionist, for this lyosha needs time, and if he fails, he will go for an assault, this cannot be allowed, tell lyosha, to enter into the negotiation process, the longer he is there, the easier it will be for him to identify the contact.
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why did you say that you would kill hostages, but how would you like it, you think, they give 10 lyams for free, you have to earn them, i don’t... uh, bro, you have to be clear, kid he said, the boy did it, young man, if you want to be taken seriously, no, well , killing hostages is too much, stop him, young man, can i have a minute with you , what are you doing, are you going to bankrupt him or not, he’s done a lot , now khusts
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, collect the strebka, well... no way, you’ll rob for another hour and a half, then you’re free, i understand, i’ll completely smear you, i promise, you’ll give me a suspended sentence, a year and a half, you’ll honor your pavlik, we agreed, well done, go ahead, go for it , so networks, why do you need this, i like you, i want at least one good deed, but... do it , by the way, you believe in santa claus, well, great, so you think that i’m your santa claus, come on, and the hostages, let me solve the problem now, where, by the way, is your little baby , bro, i thought that since you don’t need it, then...
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the speed limit is 40 km/h, continue along the route, bypassed the traffic jams. why did you come to our office? 3 rubles, and if you don’t bring it , it will be like this every day, but i’m tired of being a chushpan, i want with the boys, you brought him, you get up with them, boy, now with us, for
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i’d like to pay a horn by cutting a car , that’s our road , you’ve driven your mother crazy, you think your boys will save you when you’re drowning, you ’re a kid now, you’re off the street now, the boy’s word, blood on the asphalt, the most anticipated television premiere of the year , soon on ntv, bro, you haven’t mixed up the coast just now, no, why is
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he the only one putting forward demands? by the way, we’re all here, we’re all in the same boat, so what are your native requirements, to the maximum, yeah, close the mortgage at pre-christian prices once, five lemons for offshore, two, let the collectors they'll squirt out of the bank, i can't see them, three, but at a minimum, but let's at least issue this loan, for development, interest-free, for 100 years, where? what’s good for you to rock the boat , we must be united before this , in short, we must be monolithic, come up with common demands that i am now voicing to you, stop, stop, stop, stop, why is no one torturing about my demands, who are interested your demands, well, i left here, i know all your demands, in short, i’ll summarize, wait, i’m writing it down, you don’t need anything write down, these are not my demands, these are, so to speak, the demands of the entire team,
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i’m right in saying, little guy, give it back, the team will support you anyway. “now , who is this young man in general ? remove nikodimov from the mayor’s office, otherwise i’m tired of the bastard digging under me, wait, or are you for paid parking, i’m ready to take responsibility, for which for paid parking they shot debtors, but no, i’m generally from the housing and communal services sector, i and i... in general, the previous robber is more satisfied than anyone else. don’t be shy, young man, please, well done, verishchagin, he restored
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the situation, i’m reporting to my superiors, keep me constantly informed. take this tree away, damn it. hello, emergency? i’m calling for the fifth time, when will the team arrive? how, what happened? there was a sewer break, all the crap in the department surfaced. do you even understand where they are calling you from? in short, i give you half an hour, there won’t be a brigade, you’ll sit down 15 days for sabotage, that’s all. i would like to clarify, are you going to shoot, otherwise they will launch an assault, like an assault? no, then what are you aiming for? wait, well, who will he kill, like someone, a hostage, yes, but
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the hostages are us, yes, i somehow missed that, so maybe you are excluded, she is a woman, well, who is beautiful. then you, why me , well, firstly, you’re ugly, and secondly, you ’re a bank employee, who else if not you, i ’ve only been working in this bank for a week, i haven’t even received my salary yet, you see, young people people, in principle, i’m ready, i’ve lived my life, it’s not scary , but i have such reckless heirs that without a will... i’d better not die, so we have a notary, it’s better to honestly admit, but he’s never there when you need him, that you look at me like that, i
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don’t give a damn to the notary, listen, or maybe it’s him who is constantly commanding, but really, that’s for sure, really, quietly, stop, that ’s it, excuse me that... “my friends, i actually meant, oh, exactly, thank you, he won't even
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feel anything, quietly, stop, stop, he's like this or is breathing, just show it to the policeman everything, girls, you have red ink , of course you have it, it’s great, you water it carefully, well, so that it’s picturesque , you can’t imagine, which i’m so grateful to you, okay, i promised, no, you you don’t even understand, everything is fine, everything is just so confused, i understand, it happens, i’m sorry , but i myself am a purely peaceful person, but it ’s noticeable, can i hug you, touch, what’s going on? who shot? i ask who shot? my god, my god, what
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cruelty, this death will aggravate your guilt, why did you do this, why? to? you, so that i, well, so that we, you ignored him for too long, did not fulfill his demands, now he got wound up, they threatened to storm him. well, that’s exactly what i wanted to say, fear of god , where will he get 10 million euros, already in the bank, no, we don’t have that much cash, the city authorities won’t give it, what do you mean they won’t give you, what do you mean they won’t give you, these are bastards, and what do they want to ditch me or something, i see, by the way, the hostages are already nervous, and the helicopter where i’m going to land him here, listen, you better not make him angry, really make him angry? so what
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should i do? i think we should enter into constructive negotiations, begin to gradually fulfill his demands, and then, over time, he will change his mind. well, let's start the negotiation process. i am ready to fulfill your demands. maybe over time you will come to your senses about what you would like first ? i don’t know about you young people, but i would love to have lunch, by the way , a snack, i wouldn’t refuse either, yes, okay, now we’ll send it to the store, well, no, i know where to order, three peking ducks, one saddle of lamb, ministerial schnitzel, grilled shrimp and lard pombushki with garlic. with
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garlic, three karski-style kebabs, consame, chocolate dessert and chateau, 1995, that’s all, no, that’s for you. what is this? nachey, from a broken plate. phew, we barely got out. i already couldn’t stand myself underground, but something doesn’t look like it.
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bank, would you like to go to the safe, it would be nice , what does it smell like, i don’t understand, the smell is strange, there is no smell of money, everything is normal, one and a half kilometers to the right of the main tunnel, exactly to the right, that i can tell the difference from left to right i can not, what if you can? then let's go, contract military personnel receive regional support measures, combat veteran status, exemption from land tax, compensation for housing and communal services, vouchers to sanatoriums, vacation twice a year and other benefits from the state. it’s not easy here, but
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here everyone is united, everything here is for the sake of a common cause, everything here is fair, serve under a contract, where did you take susani? oh, you’re already here, yeah, then what are we waiting for, march right along the corridor, i said right , don’t you know right from left? idiot
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what do you have there? yes, what, toilet, i realized what it smells like, shit, hello, pavlik, son, you ’re spending the night with your grandmother today, i, i got a new job, so i’ll be late today, well... the year, of course, i remember, of course, i remember that today is new year, when you wake up tomorrow. i will be waiting for you next to your new year's gift, yes, son, i love you too,
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take another one. vereshchagin, vereshchagin, open it for me immediately, don’t you dare touch it, vereshchagin, if you don’t open it now, i ’ll arrange something like this for you, please, why the hell are you doing it? dragged me, she saw me, what should i do, give it, i should have walked past to say hello. sorry, but what else does this mean? you, ol, don’t worry, but i’m not worried, i’m just trying to understand what
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’s going on here. lyosha said that you are engaged in packaging, but this is not a packaging shop, i suppose not, then who are you? but it ’s not that easy to explain, so, dear, you saw a movie about brave guys who are hired by the government for a special operation, yeah, well, that’s what we’re like, i understand , that is, you, you, and you, and my beloved secret agent, i guessed right, there is some news from the contact, no, verishchagin is spying on them, but the situation is extremely unstable, cool. it seems like there’s a plane today, and you’re a young man, what’s your specialty, you understand, but you can’t not take my position, you can’t do everything yourself, from the men, unless you expect anything today, and i tell her, well, why, i don’t earn enough, that did we take out a loan, well
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, two of us, give it to me, you study, i taught all my life, do you work? well, just imagine, people came to the reception, brought money in envelopes, stood, crumpled, crowded, said, take it, but i don’t take it, but i really want to live , it’s beautiful, like on tv, everything for the house, what else do you need, i bought a christmas tree, here, i want to go home, so yeah, i’m tired, well, it’s stagnant . this is stagnation, this is the collapse of the economy, something courageous would suit you, the special services, for example, but you, excuse me, are married, you have been with her all your life for a long time, and if you won’t leave, if from someone,
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from your mother, forgive me. that is, when last year vereshchagin allegedly went to yekaterinburg for an exhibition of packaging printing, it was a secret operation, one might say that and it seemed to me that he returned with a tan, on my birthday, which means that when he suddenly rushed to see his dying grandmother in khabarovsk, this, this was also our work and, as i understand it, not in khabar. you're lying to me lyosha to you lyosha, maybe you shouldn't rush there with your christmas tree, so you know verichagin, you can hear the screws, sorry
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ol, we have to work. well, where are you? in just a few minutes, why didn’t you put it down like that, your head is completely frozen, i’ll send everyone to the kurel islands as police officers. let's look at these kuril islands, which are smeared with honey,
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well bro, yes, thank you, really. covered the royal meadow, i have never celebrated the new year so cheerfully, you gave us an amazingly wonderful and romantic evening, and why are you so sad, it seems like everything is working out for you, so that’s it, sorry, i completely forgot to introduce myself, my name is misha, anya, my name is lisa, and i...
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what do you dream about, young man? i, i dream that my son is not like me.
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maybe, maybe we’ll go to grandma’s? no, i'll wait for dad. pavel pavlovich, special forces are waiting for a command, what kind
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of command, here is a veteran and a terrorist, careful, now he sees a catch and starts shooting hostages, he needs to get out of there somehow, somehow , distract him, yes, maybe distract him, maybe we ’ll dance a butterfly for him, but if you need it, you’ll dance, so listen, go, contact this savings bank, even if it’s a little . wallet , money, that's the only thing that can somehow distract him from there, yes distract him, we will have money, we will take him, the order came to take the contact, how to take him, how, by the gills, the authorities believe that because of this stupid story the whole disinformation operation failed, perishchagin figured out the adversary, not yet, vladimir ivanovich. well, he ’ll take it away, he needs proof, he doesn’t have the documents in his hands, they
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’re in the storage room, dryskin, dryskin, i couldn’t come half an hour later, and then i also had to urgently pay 15,000 to the school, i didn’t have it on time , and pavlik was not allowed to study in the gymnasium class, although he had all a's, why are you crying, wait... here i am, a candidate of sciences, who is not even hired to work as a courier, ended up here, you know, i sometimes wonder why exactly we have a proverb was born, if you are so smart, why are you so poor, and you don’t guess, why is your hand bandaged, and this? when you sawed off the barrel of a gun, yes, bro,
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you killed me, i’m lucky for you in a big way, to the warehouse. and this is what your bank employee says, she should have helped you, she should have fought for you, i’m a bad father, that’s not true, you’re wonderful, you did everything for him, then i’m so, so unlucky, although i
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’m starting to doubt it , but it seems to me that you have successfully entered. once in a lifetime something on your mind i put 10 million euros on you in tights, the girl is wonderful, which is surprising, everyone is sorry, although in principle the banks are not playing well, well, it’s not good, it’s criminally punishable, it’s not good. why did you leave everything to me? you also think that i’m callous, soulless, a cracker, maybe she is, you’re right,
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and you’re great, well done! you still have to decide on this, alone against all the rules with some antediluvian little thing in your hands, this is not for you to buy a christmas tree, radically change your life, take a step towards, say, i love you. "be my wife, not just, not it’s simple, just try it, maybe it will work, attention, says lieutenant colonel zavalishen, 10
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million euros have been received for you, they are coming here, hurray! well, how can we find this bad person? so what do you say? you know, drop your weapon! makar sergeevich, what took so long? 25 again! bim tomorrow at 19:25 on ntv.
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what would you like? here 10 million euros, minus taxes, spruce-spruce reported. what taxes? for what? well, these are the tax authorities, they will find a reason. and this is what the lady does, the lady is a bank employee, she must authenticate the banknotes, and you that you've never seen real money, or what ? where, especially the euro, and why are you going to recalculate everything? i will, but then,
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where is my helicopter? maybe you will use some other type of transport? a tank, a less exotic jeep with armored glass, pull, another hour, i'll wait. you’re not in a hurry, you’re not in a hurry anymore, why are you stuck, so what now you’ve signed up for a pawn, now you’ve come to understand the wand.
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captain, you figured out the connections, but he’s not here, dear, nice people, captain, you have... “hostage syndrome, you’re done now.” they seem cute and cute, well , there’s no sense of danger coming from them, i don’t feel it, i know how it happens, but i’m telling you, he ’s there, the dog is masquerading, and the success of the whole operation now depends on you, captain, you have to figure him out , papers in the depository. “so he needs to help him take them, lyosha, come up with something, right, now i have a depositary hunchback, why, i mean, well
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, if you need money, i’ll give it to you anyway, thank you, friends, why sit there, faster, faster, otherwise we’ll miss the new year, oh, i’ll make a wish, maybe maybe i can help you with something, you make a wish, don’t be shy"? "at my age, young man, all you can wish for is health, but money can’t buy it, just like friends, so, bro, and love, yeah, and conscience too , but it doesn’t matter to me, i don’t care, it turns out that we don’t need money for anyone, then it’s unclear why you gathered in our bank, listen, let’s make a wish in the new year to meet again together, and just as fun "? anything to note about appreciated with soul, here you are as soon as one thing is great, by the way, i know a nice guy nearby cozy bank, oh, one, two, maybe you
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can wish for something, i already wished for something that i won’t say, it won’t come true, but what did you wish for, i wished for you and i to never part, never part, that i ... 10 11 12 happy new year baby happy new year.
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you will help, i don’t know , you know better on the spot, otherwise you’ll have to shoot your whole company, who, who did you take this phone from, and whose is this, i bet, it’s not mine, we heard another one decided to shoot us, this not mine. and not mine, you don’t look like palych, but wait a minute, young people, which of us then palych, seconds count, these people
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won’t joke, and i, there’s no need to kill anyone. i have the keys to the depository, where are the hostages? and he keeps them in the director’s office, he should be taught a lesson. for a pilot, i don’t recommend it, he’s a fierce beast , he kills people in batches, he killed him, he didn’t even blink an eye, thank you, pavlych, you will have sinyakina, time, thank you, sinyakina, what is this, some kind of drawings, why is this? which
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cell did you open? the one on the right, 6:9, damn, neon, damn, neon, 96, i said, why are you standing, bring the other one, come out, there’s someone, quickly! you who is she? hostage? didn't you notice, palych? but she saw everyone, she will have to be removed. well, no, first you will have to remove me, and me, us. and us, bro, oh, i’m with them. palych,
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i'll kill everyone. no, it’s unlikely, i have a second one, oh, hi, neighbor, i see your life is moving, yes, stop shooting, the chip is already here, i repeat, the chip is already here, stop shooting. and what about the connection, i can’t hear anything, maybe the bug has sat down, as if it has sat down, i heard the entrance is in trouble, 10 lyams is enough, get out of here, quickly, yeah, so that the cops will get me they shot, it’s good to read, the jeep is armored, and if you refuse, we’ll all
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say that the guard was released, you, yes, took us all hostage, you figured it out, and so you have a chance, medreevich, i’ll see you off, judas , well, stop shooting, the suv is already here, well , don’t bother me, you’ll have to go through the underground passage, you’ll manage, i’ll try, let’s say
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goodbye. say goodbye, young man, just wait, i don’t need that much money alone, but don’t worry so much, it’s gangster money, no one will miss it, but senyakin’s the accounting departments will be imprisoned until the carrot conspiracy, no, let's divide them among everyone, they are of no use to me anymore, thank you, and my heirs are already well off, but that's fine, bro, there is never too much money, for pennies, well, for us sanka will be checked 100 times, why only you, and me, and in general i will live honestly, without bribes, well , almost, okay, what’s there, goodbye, misha dryskkin.
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start his life with a clean slate, how much money was there, listen, come with me. i do, but that's impossible, i know it sounds inappropriate now, and you do not know me at all. “be my wife , well done, neighbor, and finally, you’re a real man, bro, if i were you, baby, i
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wouldn’t hesitate at all, i’m going out, don’t shoot at me” hostage, okay, i’ll wait, i’ll find and strangle. now he ’s ours to chase,
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and well, it’s time for us, my dears, to stay too long. here it’s time and honor to know, yeah, yeah, next weekend at my dacha, wow, well, let’s go, let’s go, lesh, i’ll catch up, don’t be late. don’t rush the papers, quickly, why do you need them, right there, i know perfectly well what’s there, here it is, what,
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please, you bunch of idiots. you've been getting on my nerves all evening, tsrru, meshist, what's the difference, you won't need it anymore, yurivich, and the terrorists have already left, happy new year, you're the one robbing us, no, where's your toilet?
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i had time to think, will you marry me?
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watch it now. according to my calculations, the entire load will cost five million. prepare the food for the day after tomorrow. money. here. product. here. do you want to help your homeland? certainly. through the snowstorm. chocolate set in a bag for santa claus. we'll wait until the bandits take the bait. live bait the goods are in place, yes.
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ulakhan, kyrssa, karagan otyn aitty. the great polar scribe sent you the sparkle from his eyes. here. and unnoticed, the new year hits the boop.

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