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fireworks, turn on the new year's light, lights the lights, magic staff, grandfather, and we have something tasty at home, let's conjure something, no, conjure, snowman courier. it has been proven that my grandfather is father frost, on new year's eve everyone can create miracles, from the bottom of their hearts for those who are nearby, happy new year, wizards, bim, new episodes, tomorrow at 20:00 on ntv.
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in laughterpolis, every resident knows how to get to the library, but not everyone knows which one this may come out. day, i would like to - i’ve already taken the pills, go away, what have the pills got to do with it. the doctor said that if i take the pills and do not mix them with alcohol, the glucinations will disappear. come on, go away, go away, but i’m not a hallucination, i’m a living person, well, yes, of course, it was painful, it can’t be, you’re a person.
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you are a living person, what kind of pills do you have anyway, and you can’t read tolstoy’s century, you are a living person, there was no one here for a whole year, and you tried to go outside, i waited, you are alive, you are real, i’m ready to quit to yours at your feet all the world literature, all scientific and reliable works, all detective stories, all novels, all poetry, and you want a lifetime subscription, woman, calm down, you're scaring me, where do you get that, huh? you went to the toilet, you had
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nowhere to relieve yourself, and you decided that here you will do your dirty deeds. i didn’t even intend to, what a scoundrel, i trusted you, i almost gave all of myself to you, and you are a scumbag, stop it, what is this, okay, 20 rubles. what 20 rubles. more, 20 rub. i will let you into the isolation room of reverie, but know that i i sincerely despise you. so woman, i don’t need to go to any room, alienation , much less thoughtfulness, i came to take a book from you, but i said something wrong, that i wanted
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to take a book, that i wanted to take a book, tell me i also wanted a book ? i also wanted a book, i wanted a book, i wanted a book, i wanted to take a book, a book, i wanted to take a book, just a book, a book, there are cigarettes, no, okay, bummer, what do you want? or that you are strange, you know, i will never forget you,
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what book did you want to take, probably something adventure, adventure for me that’s enough for today, i wanted to take khlebnikov’s poems, well, yes , what’s special here, can we do it quickly and i’m scared, you are the chosen one, khlebnikov is my favorite poet, wing, gold lettering of the thinnest veins,
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little cousins ​​put his belly in the back, auntie, can i just a book, i'm... snoring from here, but of course, excuse me, i'll give you a book, but first i'll read you my favorite poem, it's about love, no need, let's get started, no need, here's 5,000, thank you, velimir, uh, this is where, this is mine, uh, so, this is mine, give it here, give it here, i can’t argue, leave, what does this have to do with it, give me my money, this is my money, i took a book at home, took the money, made an investment, came to pick it up, give me my money, bravo, how did they end up with us, this everything that now, i see the book didn’t fit the interior, so she gave it to you, give the money quickly, yes, but maybe it
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’s not your money, but whose money was then, but here you know how many people there are every day, you won’t be able to squeeze through, maybe... this will go wrong, i knew that's why i signed my bill, take it out and look, i i signed my bill, take it out and look, i ’ll look, look, i’ll look, move away, and what is written here, there are three letters, and i don’t read such words, this
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is not what you thought, and what does it mean? , it says ass. what it is? it is the wife who takes it last. wait, wait, wait, calm down, maybe this means? georges petrovich agurtsov, are you kidding me, tell me, are you kidding me, look at me, what kind of petrovich am i, well, as an option, i can name 20 more options, you still won’t get the money, so either you return my money to me, or i’ll destroy everything here to hell, clearly, it’s more likely that malin siberyak will pinch me on the buttock, what yes i... will do, yes i’ll do this right now i’ll do everything here, now i’ll do all the books, these are yours
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, i’ll rip them all into sheets, page by page, by piece of paper, it’s clear to you , now i’m going to paint on all the writers, with this i’ll paint on everyone’s mustache, cigarettes, necklaces, clearly, yes, please, you ’re bluffing, this 5,000 is half of my salary, i have... money can not take bread away from the pigeons for 2 weeks, these 5,000 are mine stash for your entire life, okay, give me the money, help, my love, and i brought you a chair, sit down, how are you doing here? but it turned out that i always end up where my money is involved, it’s true, why did it take so long, he
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almost killed me, well, i’m sorry, honey, wait, do you know each other, no, i would ask you to add another 50 rubles on top for rape, mental. okay, 30, so , here, i’ve already deducted my share, this is for you, here’s one more little thing, please don’t deny yourself anything, what do you have there, a calculator, however, let’s go home, your mother also wants to come with you talk, tolya kfu, this is not ours, but say goodbye, tyunki. goodbye, goodbye,
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libraries of russia, classics of banking. everyone, everyone, in the new year, winline is giving out goodies to everyone, go to winline and find out what gift you will get. hurray, we are on time, yes, in the new year, i. i gathered you here today , gentlemen, to inform you of the unpleasant news, the auditor, denis
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grandfather is doing something. opens, bustle, fireworks , a little new year's light, lights the lights, a magic staff, grandfather, and we have something tasty at home, we'll conjure something, no, cast a spell. snowman courier. it has been proven that my grandfather is father frost. everyone can create miracles on new year's eve. from the bottom of my heart for those around me. happy new year,
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russia. on the unknown russia channel. a new delivery service has opened in smichopolis. but she doesn't deliver food or any goods. for what? she immediately gives pleasure.
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come on, it can’t be, mumble, you stas , mumble, listen, that’s how the meeting was, you haven’t changed at all, you too, yes, okay, let’s tell us what you’re doing in this area , it seems like you lived on the other side of the city, yes, i ’m here kind of on business, and i even know what kind of business, damn, well done, well done, i came
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from the other end of the city so that my friends wouldn’t caught, i would have done the same, what are you, what are you saying, well, no, no, no, you got it all wrong, why are you embarrassed, stop it, a lonely man, also a man, i’m not lonely, i’m yes, yes, what, yes , this is news, you are married, yes, what, you decided to surprise her with something, no, it was probably she who wanted to surprise me, you see what the situation is, and my wife ordered something from an online store for herself, she asked me to pick up the order, i arrived at the address, here, well... what bothers you? everything, everything confuses me, as i am an assistant professor of the department russian language, i’ll go into this, listen,
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stas, as i understand it, you are an experienced person, you understand the issues of libido, what sex is, i understand a little. secretly , they even call me the mytishchi stallion , stas, i’m serious, i just asked you, i wanted , could you go there, help me out, pick up the order for me, and i, yes, go there, yes, instead of you, yes, are you crazy, what are you doing, this is a blow to my reputation, what a reputation, sorry, stas gvozdev. he achieves everything in life on his own without outside help, sorry, i didn’t know, now you know, listen, i wanted to ask,
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what do you think, maybe there’s not the whole store there, it’s a sex shop, or maybe there are some other stores inside, but well... here’s a tube in your hands, that means there’s stationery there, not a fact, it could be a cover, a cover for what, here is a pump, a pump to inflate a boat, that means there is a department there for fishermen, not a fact, but what if this pump is not a boat?
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give, beauty, collar, what do you think, pet supplies or did you guess, yourself, guessed yourself, lord, how could she, my wife, the mother of my children, how could she ask... give here x, i don’t understand, i don’t, i’m just crushed, crushed, soon, what could have happened there , what do you think, an ordinary thing, sit down, you know, someone’s blood pressure may have jumped, this place is not for the faint of heart. “listen, maybe while the doctors are there, i’ll quickly run there, pick up the online order, and for now no one will notice me, but that’s a good idea,
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especially if something happens to you, the doctors are already there, come on, come on , doctor, what happened there, nothing serious, the woman in the fitting room was injured, i’m sorry”? how can you get injured in a fitting room? with size i didn’t guess right, i knocked my hand out , we set everything right, that’s it, i went, let ninochka come there herself and take everything she ordered, wait, wait, wait, listen, didn’t you think that nina wanted you to do it? , nina, i wanted this... it was me, like in prisoner of the caucasus, but where is the sexbender in prisoner of the caucasus? ok, i'll go!
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ninotchka, hello! hi tamara, just hurry up, i'm busy. oh, ninochka, it won’t work out quickly, we need to meet urgently. why urgent? well, you’re still asking, should i hide this from my best friend? i'm nothing i don’t understand, be more specific. oh, okay, okay, i just saw your grisha go into a sex shop, where did he go? in sexop? what, you didn’t know anything? i'll come now. tamara, send me the geolocation. okay, ninochka,
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okay. good day, let me treat you to something, a very strange offer near such an establishment, i just know an excellent restaurant nearby, man, excuse me, but i’m waiting for one person here, i understand, my husband, no, then... not i understand the reason for the refusal, it’s kind of strange logic, pike perch, but you don’t look like a person for whom having a husband changes anything, but everything is very simple, male solidarity, honor for a hussar, not an empty word, but you are a hussar, for you i can be anyone. so
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hussar, stop grunting, maybe i ’m waiting here for a lover, and damned male solidarity, but if you get tired of your lover, remember the poor hussar, what’s up, show me, well, hello, gregory, tamara, how are you? can you explain this? how, how, how, how, how did you end up here? sorry? and i you i am waiting. what? grisha, your lover? whose lover is grisha? ninochka, how did you end up here? so whose lover are you? her, yes, where did you get that from? did you say yourself that he is your lover? no, no, no, no, i said, if, if, if, i'm waiting for a lover, then you'll confess? no, no, i don’t admit to anything, no, no, you said
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that... it’s all about a lover and he left, just look at him, what a lover he is, yes , he’s a great one, he’s a lover, but now he’s not about this, grisha, come here, here, i say, go, how could you do this to me, shut up, shut up, now everything is clear to me, now my eyes have been opened to all these evening department meetings. to these consultations, to these electives with young students, and , ninochka, there are electives here, now i understand what you do there, grisha, what ’s in your bag, a curling iron, you bought a curling iron at a sex shop, it happens, all people are different .

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