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tv   Smekhopolis  NTV  January 10, 2024 11:20pm-12:46am MSK

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had our own star, we gave it to our children, star, it’s not our tradition to get sick, it seems to me that my grandfather is hiding something, vanity, fireworks, turn on the new year's light, lights the lights, magic staff, grandfather, and we have something tasty at home, we can conjure something, he knows how to do magic, the snowman is the courier, it is proven, my grandfather is santa claus. on new year's
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smile, smile, smile, gentlemen, snekhopolets, the city of sneha for the guest, we are glad to welcome you to the laughter city, in a city where residents joke from morning to evening, they don’t even go to work, because... and there is also applause as a bonus. by the way, what are you doing with your laughter? well, should i take it to the bank? and i spend left and right, why save? katya, why do i
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need you? brought it here, seryozha , i’m telling you again, it will be cool, but it won’t be cool in a room where the only furniture is bags, who even came up with the idea of ​​sitting on bags, are you movers or something, these are ottomans, relax, sit down, my friend, who has already been here, says that this is just a gift of fate, is this a friend who took a 2-year course on how to walk in 10 days, and then gained 25 kg? yes, look at these faces , well, oh, look, you see, she’s sitting in a hat, it’s 20° in the room, she ’s sitting in a beaver hat, it’s the 21st century in the yard, no one wears these, not even beavers,
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she’s smiling, sitting there, smiles, look, smiles, you know why she’s smiling, the person is just in a good mood, yeah, yeah, while we were waiting at the reception, she was still drying and candies. here he sits, digests, rejoices, it’s not in vain that the plus sign went, oh, what kind of faces, well , look, and we’re like in the emerald city, waiting for the great goodwin, and it’s all the scarecrows, they’re waiting for the brain, uh-huh, stop it, it’s just a free trial class, ah , that's it, okay, i've had enough, i'm off, sorry, i'm late, well, on the other hand, of course, you can sit for a while, since you're talking for free,
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good afternoon, i see everyone's gathered, let's get acquainted, me name is elena smetanina, welcome to my marathon of wishes. but i i live the life of my dreams, i teach hundreds of thousands of people to find their happiness - that’s what you want? i also want to find my happiness, great, i don’t understand now, i want to find more money, great, a house by the sea, a car, wonderful, find a job first, and the young man who is whispering there, please stand up, stand up, stand up, don't be shy, stand up, let's get acquainted, what's your name? well, let's say sergei. sergey, very nice. sergey, tell us how much do you earn per month? it's okay, i make money there. yes. yes free marathons enough. wonderful. well, how much, how much? well,
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in different ways, there, if you count the bonus, there are social payments, if you don’t give babkin’s pension. well. how much, well, 25, no, well , it happens more there, if without a tip, although what kind of tip does the guard have, if only these robbers leave, they don’t leave. yes, well, okay, okay, okay, i understand, the fact is that you have a very small - financial capacity , my capacity is normal, for beer it’s normal, no, you just simply don’t believe in yourself, so i suggest everyone now loudly together repeat with me, i'm open everything new, i am open to everything new, my destiny. in my hands, my destiny is in my hands, i can do everything, i can do everything, i
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can do everything, i can do everything, spartak champion, spartak champion, young man, it seems to me that you have a small... i have not only financial capacity, but also mental, you don’t have to disgrace me, katya, how can you not disgrace me, this is really a sect, it’s about to hypnotize us, i ’ll copy my one-room song to it, you wanted to say my one-room apartment, your one-room apartment, my one-room apartment, what’s the difference, don’t bother listening smart person in order to move on to a successful future , you need to break all ties with an unsuccessful past, for this, take, here are the pieces of paper,
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throw them out of the house, get started, katya, or maybe a list of unnecessary things that you don’t write down all the time today, my things to choose from, maybe some you can write down a couple of yours, my things are all necessary, right? and a tea set for 25 people, they gave it to us for the wedding, katya, 25 people, you and i live in a small one-room apartment, what if someone comes to us, who, who, the imperial family with its retinue has not been coming to us for a long time no one, because you piss everyone off, no, no , because they can’t come in, because the whole corridor is occupied by your exercise machine, your bicycle, and you still don’t use it, like i don’t use it, i do laundry on it. then let's throw out your laundry rack, then let's throw out your tent, you
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still don't use it, i don't use it, i don't use it, but a couple or three more of these marathons is all, it will be very useful for the two of us, well, well, my dears, have made a list of unnecessary things, yes, good girl, good girl, this will be your first home assignment, homework, of course, she will now collect money for curtains in the classroom. the universe can give you everything you want, all you need is to formulate your desire correctly. get it back. me, you, no, and you, and you, everything i want more than anything in the world. and then close your eyes and try to visualize your desire, visualize your dream. we close our eyes, visualize, try. well done. “thank you, universe, for inventing
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small bras that can accommodate such large ones, what are you talking about, i’m not carrying it, i i ’m vesualizing, at least close your eyes for the sake of decency, and the main thing is to remember, water doesn’t flow under a lying stone, it’s not enough to just wish for something, you need to act, you need to strive for your goal and work." you don’t have to interrupt, but what? why not
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interrupt -that? did you hear? she said it herself, it was transformed during the full moon, maybe she’s actually a dog , we’ll go out now, she’ll grab us by the pant leg. it’s you, seryozha, the dog, who ruined all the lessons. so, well, what? , well, yes, our trial lesson is over, who wants to take the whole marathon, yes, yes, come to me, the cost of the course is only 25,000 rubles. can i ask you? yes, but does this include accommodation and meals? thank you all, i'm waiting for everyone below. why, well, you yourself know that you won’t learn anything new there, there won’t be anything interesting, katya, and then you’ll spend a week complaining in the kitchen at night about red semi-sweet, and buying gummy bears
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will bite your head off, no katya. okay, now , don't wait for me there, when you pay, go straight home, i'll catch up later, thank you, dear, yeah, ah, hello, sorry, ah here is a marathon of desire for men, please eat, yeah, men, it’s here, come on in. yeah, we ’ve started sharpening tools, well, let’s get started, my name is sergey belyashov, welcome to my original, unique training, the wants marathon for men, everyone brought
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, the most ruddy and whitest of all, in this fairy tale the mirror won, but still got on the scoreboard. good evening, good evening, dear friends, the super-intelligent quiz xz is on air, which means i want to know where anyone can win a million. i remind you of the rules of the game: participants must answer as many questions as possible, for each correct answer, the participant receives 50,000 rubles. for each incorrect answer, the participant loses 50.
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for the letter shu, i must disappoint you, galina, but there is no such letter, there is no such letter, what are you doing, hello, shu, there is a fur coat, there is no letter, you see how easy it is for us to guess, by the way, if we were playing now, then you would have already earned 50,000 rubles, that would be the correct answer, alexey, tell me what you will buy for yourself, but he doesn’t need anything, he doesn’t want anything at all, the main thing for him is that, yes, yes, the main thing is that his wife there was a fur coat, yes.
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give it to no one, my wife said so when she married me, tell me, do you have besides the wife, are there any other options, yes, zinka is at work, a very simple question, a riddle, two rings, two ends, a wedding in europe, wrong, these are scissors, the next question, my friends, what comes up? every night, are you serious, yes, do you want me
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to... fall on this word right now? lyosha, we want you to at least remember. lyosha, there are questions, the phrase: every night, every night, so, no matter what you think to yourself, this is not about you at all, but about what? well, do you think it rises every night? prices, no, here, oh, you see, no, that means i’m right, that means it’s in moscow in st. petersburg, and that’s the correct answer. congratulations , congratulations, galina, you earn the first 50 thousand rubles, well, with initiative, with initiative, as they say, everything will trample now, now it will trample, the next question is a synonym for the word hard labor, marriage, no, work, no, no, i suggest, hard labor - it’s the weekend, no, pushkin, where was he sitting? on a diet
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, no, on the internet, no, on a diet on the internet, carefully, so, where was pushkin sitting, where was pushkin sitting, where was sitting, pushkin, where was sitting, where i was sitting, how do i know, i was sitting with him, or something, on his wife’s neck, but, no, he wrote, i’m sitting behind bars in a damp dungeon, so where was pushkin sitting? wait, what about the eagle, there was something, about the eagle, in the eagle he was sitting, in the city the eagle was sitting, i repeat to you, a synonym for the word katarga, they are sitting there, where else can you sit, in the little stoves, you are already with me sit with your questions, here in prison, you can sit in prison, you can for the murder of the presenter, here, here, the question, women over 40 like it, starts with, wrong, stas
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mikhailov. what kind of tongue are you drawn to? only about that's what you think. all sorts of stupid things on my mind. galina alekseevich, next question: what is the name of the person who took out a mortgage? idiot. wrong. mortgage holder. right. sorry. mortgage holder. next question. what does one leg here, the other there mean? and the nakarenye got hit by an electric train. no, no , a drunken trainer entered a cage with a sigger, no, one leg is here, the other is there, this means fast, the correct answer, the word is fast, a very simple question, it couldn’t be simpler, who left grandma, prokhor chaliapin, alexey, listen to the end to the end, who is from grandma left and left my grandfather, retirement age
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, god, my god, well, it’s so simple, tits, small, round, left my grandmother, brain, kolobok, alexey, kolobok, you have questions for fools, okay. then a question for the smartest, a riddle for intelligence, a small, gray thing rides and squeaks, i don’t know, it’s a mouse on a bicycle, but what is that little black thing that rides, but doesn’t squeak, not my mouse, no, it’s the shadow of a mouse on a bicycle, but what
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is that big, white thing standing and... squeaking, a big white mouse, no, alexey, it's refrigerator, why is the refrigerator beeping, that’s the question, galina, you closed the refrigerator, why does it keep beeping, yes, well, well, it wasn’t closed well, no, no, well, why then, yes, because there’s a mouse in it , it squeaks, but how can you tell that a mouse is in the refrigerator without opening the refrigerator, but how do i know that i am closing the mice, or what? there should just be a bicycle next to the refrigerator, but screw you, so our game has come to an end, you answered one question correctly and earned 5,000 rubles. and answered 11 incorrectly questions, but lost 550,000 rubles. in total you
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owe us half a million. for rubles, i congratulate you, wait, wait, what about the fur coat? we have another word starting with the letter sha, go to the studio! this is a mop, you will work until you pay off the debt. well, lyosha, you said , i’ll die, but i’ll win a fur coat for my wife, you didn’t win me a fur coat, so don’t, i beg you, don’t, i beg you, you still want to earn a million, then we’re waiting for you we have.
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mother really never come to us again, no, i have another surprise, i’m not interested in another surprise, another is probably just news, i bought a supercomputer , here he is super for the price, no, he's super smart, that's... no, mom is alive, well, everything is clear,
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there's no good news for me today, okay, that's enough , that's enough, let's better see how he works, uh, oh, earring , that's it, come on, let 's start thinking, and the computer will tell you what you're thinking about, come on, i greet you humanoids from mechopolis. sergey, i understand what you’re thinking, i’m starting to open your favorite erotic sites, are you the bastard thinking about this? i always think about fishing, in fact, am i thinking about fishing now? yes, sergei thinks about fishing, he thinks, he would rather leave his wife to go fishing for these pikes, catch and fry, catch and fry, fry and catch.
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the computer is lying, lena , let's go for a walk, we'll go to an expensive restaurant today , i mean, sergei wants to leave because he's afraid that i'll tell about his relationship with violetta, what kind of violetta, violetta, height 180, blonde, blue eyes, nonsense, stupid electronics , well, let’s leave, the computer is clearly not finished, or it was dropped, or the program doesn’t work, now i’ll... straighten it out, stand still, i’m shockproof, that’s it, let's go, let's go, let's go to the restaurant , come on, let's go, don't touch me, sergei, in order to hide violeta, is ready to spend all the money from his stash in the restaurant, which is hidden in the book , idiot, thank you, it's all hardware. “you won’t live , i’ll cut you into pieces and drown you in
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an aquarium, you idiot, i’m waterproof, can you tell me more about violeta? violetta, she’s a beautiful woman, in sergei’s phone it’s written as anton car service, now i understand what a complete technical service, look once a week, i don’t know, that’s how everyone does it, yes, that’s how it is many people who have a car do it, but we don’t even have a motorcycle. and the scooter? that means that’s it, i’ve had enough, i’m taking your phone, sergei is now thinking about how to destroy his phone, lena, don’t believe him, i can’t think , you yourself said that i have no brain, lena, lena, lena , i don’t rule out that my phone was hacked by hackers, they stuffed
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some unknown contacts into it, len, lena, well len, what are you doing, and they’re taking it? phone, why, why, i’ll look through your contacts, and why are you so scared, something your eyes are darting, and lena is very scared, she thinks that you will call her contact number, irina hairdresser, i ’ll call irina hairdresser, so what? don’t be surprised when handsome igor picks up the phone. so, wow, that means you go to get your hair styled three times a week. to the handsome igor, and this is a technical inspection, hairstyles, that’s what you’re thinking about, crystal clear woman, i understand, lena is thinking, if only you didn’t call sveta dressmaker’s contact, and who else is this? sveta dressmaker, this is tolik
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, an athlete, a muscleman, 10 times better than your wife years old, i... i agree, let's go to a restaurant. your husband doesn’t think about tolik’s restaurants, he thinks about his contacts, about the contact vasya the plumber, julia the gym, zheka the electrician, larisa lips, timofey parking, nina banya, hippodrome angela kobyla. now you thought wrongly, it’s you in vain, it’s in vain, the sixteenth floor, i ’ll die, don’t, don’t, i’ll die , don’t, don’t, don’t, i’ll die, don’t, i’ll die,
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alena and sergei rebooted their relationship , cleared their memory, and lived happily ever after, just like before the supercomputer. all over the world people still argue that it is best to give a wedding gift to the bride, only in laughter city they know that the best
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wedding gift is the groom. rich and beautiful episode 161, you should at least dress normally, but he’s sitting there looking all dirty and wrinkled, and why should i wear my hair, and why are you dressed up, what? katka, he’ll bring the groom to meet him, i told you, what do you mean again? she only brought me to meet her twice, but normal girls manage to find a rich, handsome man the first time, i wonder who has it? well, this one is like her name, and well, from the series rich and handsome, oh, but she showed me, no,
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she sent me a photo, here he is, what a face. wow , hari, listen, where did i see such a mug, in some tv series, well, love is evil, yes, remember, guts and blood, oh, like that, and then this unemployed groom will probably go feed him, i’ll probably have to, so, katka said that she seems to be working somewhere, that ’s right, somewhere, but if she worked, wow, where? i would have already told katya, but of course, as you told me that the general store and he himself turned out to be an unfortunate loader, you did your job right? and he can’t even lie, as if i’m telling you, he’s homeless, but what makes you think that he’s homeless, well, like in the series, this unemployed and homeless man, there’s only enough one
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homeless man, an unemployed man, me, so we don’t need this catkin, an unemployed homeless person , a criminal, like a guy in a tv series, if he’s with a husband, but i’ve just started with these tv series, and i’ll immediately show him the door, so go, go meet. and you are duarda, and you count the flowers, well,
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you’re a fool, odd, yes, okay, you can give him your maternal consent, but mine he will never wait for his father’s, now i’ll tell him so directly in the mug, you, good afternoon. delivery, who is sitting here with alexey petrovich, depending on what the delivery is, the performers are foxes, hanging, fine, cognac, from whom, cognac, from eduard, from eduard, come on. i’ll look at his photo again, but in general
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you’re not so cute, oh, that’s how you started talking after connicat, and you’re not afraid that it will be like in the series, three-star death, and yes, i’m not yet peak, which means i’m ready to give my own daughter for an unemployed man homeless, right? there was a mistake, the invoice came out an unemployed person, judging by the expensive gifts , earns very well, our fiancé, have you gone completely crazy, and for a bouquet of flowers, your own daughter, for the simplest one, and for a bottle of cognac, so in general for a maniac , yes, mom, how did you know, your hearing is bad, i can’t hear well, i’ll eavesdrop. well, is it that your memory is completely lost , i’m asking you, nikolai, well, it’s your memory that’s lost, i’m alexey, my
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memory is excellent, because i remember very well how my grandfather and i also exchanged a bouquet for a bottle for a bottle. they agreed to give their own daughter for a rogue, it’s nothing, a rogue, no need to slander me, and so it was, as i remember now, before you asked for your hand, you showered their parents with gifts, yes , yes, then my grandfather and i also calmly thought that he’s rich, he seemed to be a loader, homeless, oh, don’t repeat our mistakes, katka also told him how your gennady got married, i’m alexey, so he decided to repeat this trick, but it won’t work, he attacked the wrong people, a parodist, unfinished, but if he just shows up, i’ll hit him with a bouquet right in the face i'll give it up, that's right. i’ll throw a bottle right in his face, and why are you going to eat it, i’m empty for him
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, it’ll be even more painful, yeah, well then i’ll also throw flowers in a week right in his face , to hell with him, not our daughter, yes. we agree, oh, you are corrupt, you souls, well , okay, i’m old, nothing to me. i don’t need anything from life, not from life, from this groom, no cognac, no telephones, i don’t need anything, you can’t buy
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me, you can’t buy my conscience, you can’t buy my granddaughter, i won’t sell. who is kuznetsova, tamara petrovna? am i from edward? look, read, tears something that tears, oh, auditory hearing aid! “come on, come on, come on, just like that, oh, yes, who cares for her, her hearing is fine, don’t worry, the neighbors are playing a book, but it’s so loud, no, miners , they don’t love us, they don’t love us, but i
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fell in love with edik very much, i love edik very much..." show me photographs of him, oh, oh, handsome, you look like my late husband kostenka, mom, and your husband petenko's name was, mom, dad , hello, my granddaughter katyusha, where is edward, somewhere, somewhere, where, i forgot, edik, well, i broke up with him already, well... i started to clarify where he works, and he says the general, but i remember how his grandmother told me that dad also lied to mom about the general, so you can’t fool me that easily, the director also told me, he himself came to meet his parents, not a single flower i didn’t take my mom, i didn’t take a beer for my dad, well , in short, i sent it, where did i send it, what are you
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saying, the question of the unification of germany is up to us only, and not the germans who lost the war, and we lived so well, why this perestroika, your gorbachev will ruin our country , stop reading these lights already, berlin is now in disarray.
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fireworks, turning on the new year's light. lights the lights. magic staff. grandfather. and we have something tasty at home, we can conjure something, he can do magic, the snowman is a courier, it’s proven that my grandfather is santa claus, everyone can work miracles on new year’s eve, and...
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if a great artist created in our time, he would paint his venus from you, and leonardo would paint monulism from you, and malevich would paint a black square, and petrov votkin, well, petrov
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fotkin would simply drink, however, this is not important, it is important , it’s important that i lost my head over you. head, this is the naked truth , i lost peace from you, and how much money i lost, but it doesn’t matter, i gave you a soul, i gave you a heart, i gave you a toyota camry, 2020, 200 horsepower, heated steering wheel, leather interior, cruise control and herringbone framed mirrors, but it doesn’t matter, the most the main thing is that i wrote poetry for you. i remember a wonderful moment, they appeared in front of me, you? you didn’t write this, it was written by the great russian poet, tchaikovsky. my god, you are also smart, and they also say that you can’t be smart and
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beautiful in one bottle. lord, how i would like to become a dolphin, to bury myself in this beautiful hair, in this sea. i just owed money. angelochka, what kind of edward am i to you? bertovich, just call me “ethics”. the age difference is small. you are 20, i am 22, it was 40 years ago, but it doesn’t matter. what matters is what i'm from you are crazy, marry me, then you are married, that i am married, and how could you think that i am married, yes, i am married, but as you guessed, you have a ring on your finger, but you need to work as an investigator , i have a friend, the rector of a law university, he will accept you straight into the fifth year, but why should you study? no need, why do you need a diploma, you can
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immediately start working as a prosecutor general, right in the morning, when we wake up, but i can’t, tomorrow morning when we wake up, i have a pedicure tomorrow morning, what a pedicure, why do you need pedicure, you have such beautiful legs, these two birch trees, god, how i would like to be a cabin boy who climbs up these masts up, up, up, lower the curtains, i can’t connect my life with a married man. i was married by deception, they drugged me and they didn’t let me get sober for 25 years so that i wouldn’t get divorced, i’m not ready for a serious relationship, god, who’s talking about serious relationships, you know what, goodbye, where are you going, it doesn’t matter, my god, what a bummer , what is this? my god, my fairy, my
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nymph, my swallow forgot her mobile the phone forgot to put a pin code on the screen lock, well, let's see who she called, so karen with whom i hooked up on the train, koren's friends with whom i also hooked up, the carriage conductor, the conductor, the donut seller at the station for 40 seconds. yeah, men's dormitory number three, fifth floor, third floor, what sites did she visit? so, i wonder how a man differs from a woman? how is a monkey different from a man? why is a monkey better than a man? so, beauty salon, durimarf, procedures. hair removal from the back,
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you planning something or have you already done it? no, honest pioneer, mom, wow, what a beautiful beard, who are you like, bah, maybe it’s like you? new season?
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a magic staff, grandpa, and we have something tasty at home, we can conjure something, he can do magic, the snowman is a courier, it’s proven that my grandpa is santa claus. on new year's eve, everyone can create miracles, from the bottom of their hearts for those around them, happy new year, wizards, it seems, or something has changed.
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no, everything is as we like. kfc, now rostix. but the legendary taste is still the same. whole chicken you love. yes exactly. everything we love. yes. it is profitable to retire in the new year with a savings bank. for pensioners, a free sber card, a favorable deposit rate, cashback bonuses in pharmacies, a discount on a loan. transfer your pension to sberbank, online or in a branch. a russian citizen of kyrgyzstan turned to his sister and asked him to recognize her eleven-year-old son, she is very seriously ill, she has no citizenship, and if something happens to her, the child will end up in an orphanage, kyrgyzstan, if he goes there, he doesn’t know anyone and how he will
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live there, but the man himself never recognized the boy. my brother, sergei, thought that this was not his child, he somehow doubted, did not believe, and the other sister did not even suspect. in st. petersburg there is the bolshoi drama theater, in moscow the moscow art theater, and here in smekhopolis they laugh on a stick, not all the corpses are dead after yesterday, hello.
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oh, you have a famous dry guy voldemar restorgovich, it looks like you’re still a mess, i don’t know about the porridge, but the dry sausage really makes me sick. but listen, we have a performance in 2 hours, why they gathered us so early, i don’t understand, they say the director has some complaints against the artists, me too.
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trichka, gentlemen actors, yesterday, january 1 , at 10:00 am you played a children's play, yes, yes, you played, i was present in the hall in the director's box, above the box, i have a lot of questions for you, serve.
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why did you have a beard and a fur coat hidden in sweatpants here, i have absolutely nothing else, why did you go out on stage instead of sing a song in the forest, a christmas tree was born, you sang, only there are cupcakes on the table, my dazna, you played our little girl, and why did you practically crawl out by touch? scene behind the arali for the whole hall: lift my eyelids, but
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i thought we were playing viya, like he does on these viya, like the expression, in viya you play a lady, you know, who is lying in a coffin, you know, you don’t need to raise her in a coffin eyelids, all eyelids should be allowed in the coffin, it would be better if i was lying in the coffin, why when, well, the song starts playing, tell snegurych, where was you snatched and that means not for some reason it’s unclear why santa claus’ staff started dancing some kind of dances around him that were completely incomprehensible, but it was a staff , yes it was a staff, i just remembered the beginning of my career, and you lyudmila pavlovna is in charge , i must silently say it was a success, right? of course, of course, the dads all woke up , of course, they shouted, come on, come on, play up,
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they started throwing the ball in your direction, they judged you by your stagnation, and you, lyudmila petrovna, you are still an honored artist, you understand that you came out on stage in this black monto with a hood, and even with a scythe in his hands, well, so i still a barbarian, a beauty, a long beauty. she’s a beauty, of course, but with her hair braided, and not shaggy with a braid , you know, i’m just talking about these details, i didn’t remember something yesterday at all, oh, and it was fun yesterday, you wouldn’t have smiled at all , i’m not soft-boiled, i’m an omelet, what a time... and he becomes
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a falcon, a falcon, and you came out like crazy, so you lay there the whole first department, fels eduardvich, forgive me, in the end, i’m not sleeping, and we actually had yesterday programs, i'm a professional, you lost your mind we have someone, a puss in boots, yes, this is my best role, they made a wonderful suit, a mustache, you know? yes, this beautiful tail , why did you put the suit on backwards, how did you not notice, the audience, and the audience noticed, yes, the mothers were simply delighted, i’m just a professional, you know, i can’t understand one thing, why did you start wagging this tail back and forth
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, but what was the success? yes, but this was not enough, for some reason, out of the blue, you suddenly rushed into the hall with a tagil scream, what the children heard after your fall, this he doesn’t interfere at all, maestro, i heard you, i heard you, that’s it, i’m a professional, but most of all, of course, i was struck by the scene in the second part, when a horse came out from behind the chicken, who played the front... who played back? i have only one question: why did you come out of different scenes? when you met, i thought it was all over, thank god, but i was wrong because the back of the horse suddenly started talking on the phone. yes, my ex
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called me at 10:00 am, january 1st, yes, to remind me what a bastard i am, she can any time. day and night, the front part of the horse is lying, that means, on the stage, the rear part is screaming , i can’t hear you, there’s also a yamumanian, running out of the running, jumped on the horse, for some reason at that moment the front part suddenly ran backstage, well, it became bad , no, lyudmila petrovna, it became bad, or emuramets, who injured his tailbone, and now he is in the hospital, our artist vladimir. in traumatology with a fracture of the left femoral neck, which means i can take all his roles for myself, shut up, unnecessary, unnecessary, but i know better, better tell me, why did you then join the snow maiden from behind, and it was you, boor, my friends,
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my friends, see what’s the matter? actually, in this role i am holding glet mihajlovic at the back. pervert. we are a horse. and since he was suddenly gone, i began to look for where he was, where? and it seemed to me that i had found it. but it seemed to me that you didn’t. sorry, i, i thought it was gleb mikhailovich’s ass. maniac! and you, gleb mikhailovich, if you had already gone backstage, or rather crawled away, you would have stayed there, as soon as you missed the stage again, he had a headache the horses are mixed up, it turns out to be a funny fairy tale, the front part lies on the stage and kowts, speaks well, and some snow maiden is running around the stage, a centaur from
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the back, which can be heard all the time, hello, the subscriber is unavailable,
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very difficult, but you know, we have no other alternatives , from black and white we will make color, and negatives will turn into positives, if the load is not visible, smile and go, come to laughterpolis, we are always glad to see you, we will sing and dance, something to us. occupy, we hope to see you.
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let's go, let's go, let's go, come on, barrels, you're here, go further, well, we checked everything, and then, it’s clear, no patrol, no security, no traces at all, or what? ya: “so they removed the security, okay, we’ll take it in the face, shoot to kill, but it would be nice to take someone alive.”

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