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this is not only my personal work, but the work of our entire team, our entire company, and i can say that in all the years that i have been working, this is already, you know, the feeling of some kind of friendly family, so professional, of which you are all you know, everyone helps you, and it is of course very nice to truthfully reflect reality, reality, despite some external circumstances, some numerous fakes on social networks, and not to be fooled by some unverified information.
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ivan telegin from the painting “walking through torment”. vladimir putin expressed condolences to the artist’s family and called him the keeper of the legendary traditions of russian classical theater. farewell to yuri solomin will take place on monday at the maly theater, which he headed for the last 36 years and where he spent his entire creative life. solomin will be buried at the troekkurovskoye cemetery. i love the profession. and
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undress. "mash, mash, come here, lord, what are you yelling about, huh? masha, i don’t understand , wasn’t i the one who hung this banner for you on your last birthday, masha, happy birthday, stupidly added two letters, and it made me happy, no, roma, it was i who wrote “daisy” for your birthday before last with birthday, and you are just stupid two on my birthday. taped it up, hung it up, yes, you don’t remember what it is, but i remember, like this - wait, the salads are ready, and the hot ones are still being prepared, the table is ready, i’m smearing, well, let ’s have a drink, well, there are already 5 hours left until the end of the birthday party, come on, well where, why am i in curlers
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i’ll sit at the table, and you stay, i’ll have a drink, hold on, oh , you won’t get rid of it anyway, let’s go for my birthday, let’s go, but wait, well, why not have a toast, dear romochka, “i sincerely congratulate you on your birthday , i wish you good health, i want to say that i love you very much, and i want to give you, here’s a hot one straight from the safe, what is this, i ’m giving you this for your birthday? tickets to a strip club, you give me a strip, wait, wait, i don’t understand, are you leaving me or something, no, i’m leaving you, but no one is leaving anyone no, he’s not leaving, to be honest, i thought
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you’d be somehow happy, or what? no, well, my dreams, when you gave me striptease tickets, i was happy, but now how did this dream come true, for some reason i’m scared? are you so scared? a? well, well, i’m not the one who’s going to show you the stripper? tell me, what's the catch? there is no catch, i just gave you something that you really like. well mashunya, well you give it, well thank you, this is the best gift in the world, mash, everything is hot, ready, well you give it, for making dreams come true, hello, talant, great, you know that i only what my wife gave me for my birthday, striptease tickets, think about it, yes, quickly get ready to come to me. yes, hello, valerie, it’s me, do you know
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what my wife just gave me? how do you know? oh, talyan called? and where are you now? in the country? damn, well then i’ll have to live without you, but you won’t have time to get back, you ’ll have to travel 4 hours by train. what does it mean, before you have time, what kind of trains are there, i’m already here. i don't understand how, how is this? so yes, so you called, i thought you would invite me to move the refrigerator there, so i lied that i was at the dacha, but if you strip, then i’m at home, oh, what is this, listen, but talyan is not there yet, or what? well, no, he’s not you, he doesn’t live on the next street, on the other side of the city, listen, i ’m just worried, you have to have time to change the money, what other money, well, it’s large ones into small ones, so that you put your panties in with it, you know, that’s what it’s like? this is a small bill of 50 rubles. oh,
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that means i’ll only have one try, do you only have 50 rubles with you or what? well , you can say the same thing, i have 84, and little things, little things, you you know, it’s a small thing, it’ll spill out of your panties, you know, guys, it’s great, sorry, i’m late, i was just getting ready, in what sense i was getting ready, i’ll show you now.
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alcoholics, alcoholics, we are sober, yes , yes, yes, you even drank your pants, those pants, i can’t, i tore them in passion, they’re not velcro, or something, but no, go put some of mine on, go, go, go, i’m saying that you’re a fool, yes, listen, i didn’t understand, why did you call them, but we decided to celebrate
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a birthday in the test circle, then you’re with them in the garage, wow, nothing, what these are my friends, one, by the way, hears everything, frames, wait, today she can do anything, marshun, forgive me, please, but we always thought that you were always a bitch, you know what, but after today’s wonderful gift you... completely only the wisest but most intelligent woman in the speaker agrees with the previous one. masha, you are no longer in the world for us. compared to you, maria skladovskaya curie, nervously curls to the side. thank you. thank you for such exquisite compliments. to be honest, i used to think so too. what you are ordinary drunkards, now i see
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that i was not mistaken, okay, guys, let's go, let's go , waiting, yes, stop, stop, why did you decide that you were a stripper going with them, with whom, well, not with you , really, believe me, my girl, you won’t see anything new there for yourself, but for us everything will be completely new. yes, yes, yes, but actually i thought what was wrong with me, why then did you give me three tickets, and not two, why, but there was a promotion. you buy, the third one is free. listen, don’t you think that if i come striptease with you, then people everyone around may think that you and i have problems, well, in a sexual sense , but then we will, and if you go striptease without me, then everyone will think that there are fireworks in our bedroom, straight fireworks, and you go , unfortunate, to at least to take a break somehow, so, well, i don’t know, well, well, to go
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strip with your wife, well, it’s somehow strange, strange, it’s... look, what does it mean to go to a wounded man with your wife is not strange, it’s strange , that’s it, the discussion is over, in short, guys, what’s the matter, some of you won’t go striptease, but for our best friend, henpecked, duzhika, well, my, well , such a problem, yes, a problem, problems, well, who else is this, is this a solution? your problems, oh, mommy, what’s up, happy birthday, buddy , thank you, hello, well, hello, hello, well, i’m ready to watch your butts, in what sense, literally, mom is coming with
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you, what’s going where with you, striptease? what did you think, baby, i really love watching picking strawberries, are you kidding me or what, do you want me to go striptease with you and my mother-in-law, but no way, this is not normal, that’s right, that’s right, romka, everyone’s already gone crazy, absolutely, let me go with you, i’m not a stranger to you. are you going to go, what are you going to do right away? both of you, no one is going anywhere, for our former best friend, he doesn’t care, thank you, rum, well, really, what’s wrong if our mother goes with us , especially since she’s postponed,
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yeah, oh well , we only live once, do you even understand what you are offering me, mash? well, you have to understand, well, how uncomfortable it will be for me to look at women undressing in front of to your mother, and what else doesn’t know anything, no, but can i just tell him, come on, son, son, don’t worry, we’re going to watch a male striptease, which i didn’t understand, did you give me tickets to a male striptease? i came up with this, at least one of your birthdays , i have to remember forever, you know what , i’m not going anywhere with you, let tolyan and valerka go with you, no, i can’t, i need to go to the library, but i need to go to the dacha , that’s what kind
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of person you are, and you ruin such an evening, and i specifically withdrew all the money from the savings book. to stuff the scriptwriter into his panties and what’s in vain? and it’s not in vain, whatever , what to do, and most importantly, you don’t have to go anywhere, you’re a fool or something, those were my pants, it’s just beginning, everyone, everyone, everyone, on new year’s eve vinline is giving out goodies to everyone. go online and find out what gift you will get: one snowflake, not yet snow, not yet snow, one rain. the best
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you can understand her, after all, she lost a loved one, only with katyukha this is not a blunder, i’m going to bury my new husband, i understand, okay, what are we doing with this katya, so let’s see how we ’re going to see him off, as i understand it, the body is in the morgue, yes, yeah, which morgue, here it is? wait, is he alive? well, of course, why are you so scared? you didn’t see the dead man, or what? alive, no, we can’t keep a living person, you’re a superstitious word, the day after tomorrow everything will be in perfect condition, just the way you like
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it, you understand, the thing is that... “we love order in everything, we’re not one of those which to forget to bury, but wait, we are discussing serious matters here, not at the banquet yet, so, what’s the plan for the party, uh, wake, it ’s called a wake, so - well, first of all, for the farewell ceremony we need a photo, preferably one of the last ones, well, there’s one from yesterday, so he took a selfie, oh, what ’s wrong with him , jumping starzanki"? the cable came off, yes, well, it came off, it was as if it wasn’t there, but it doesn’t matter to us, we just need a photograph, well, in general, yes, well, there’s nothing in the house, you were everything yesterday eaten, well , really, you shouldn’t interfere, we ’re still trying to bury you somehow, and so, let's get started, first we'll choose a monument, look, i like this one,
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maybe we'll look at something more budget-friendly, it's still tseritel's work, so what? for such a monument one grave will not be enough, here the entire cemetery will have to be bought out, for whom are you taking me and my husband, are we some kind of ungenerous people or something , we’ll go for walks and walks, so i’m writing it down, which means we’ll buy a cemetery, okay, we’ll do makeup. make-up for me, no, not for you, the fact is that now there is such a fashionable feature, yes, but doing portrait make-up is the deceased, so that when people came to say goodbye to him, they understood that they were seeing off not just anyone, but a person , please look at the options, which means alexander sergeevich pushkin, uh, poet, poet, olev never read, wait, count , uh, queen
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of great britain, queen, how mcdonald's left russia, you know, we buried one in a ronald mcdonald costume, everyone really liked the point, this fits, there's a hamburger in each hand, oh, he loved hamburgers so much, so we have further, further, well, actually where we bury, in agankovskoe novodivich. no , what are you saying, we can’t bury him , he was buried by his accomplices in the nineties, and as they are called now, partners in a forest belt, so he dug them all up a day later and decided to solve them, let’s not repeat other people’s mistakes, burn them to hell, you know, cremation is very the right choice, yes, but we can offer something else, deep freezing. convinced,
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let's freeze it, but then burn it anyway. well, then, we can develop the question about the ashes, but we need to choose a place, here. please see options: everest, mountain, antarctica, the mainland and the mariana trench, it’s like a hole, he once mentioned space, a great choice, we have excellent connections in roscosmos, one second, what does ros-cosmos have to do with it, the cosmo hotel, he was kicked out of there once for drunken rowdy and he then said that... they will still sprinkle ashes on their heads, what’s next for the event? well, what remains is to choose a coffin for yourself? oh, i like this one, pretty,
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canadian oak, cool, you open the oak, inside there is another oak, which the oak gave away, well, you say, just like a nesting doll, matryoshka, let's paint the bottom red. like on louboutins, the frame itself is pink, and on the edges there are bows with swarovsk strides, you’ll see, at the funeral everyone will die of envy, let’s do it, okay, so , we’ll order pizza for 9 days, what are you talking about, my friends and i are all vegetarians, and also this, i forgot the word, well , tell me, well, when we’re not like that, we’re like eating leaves, zozhnitsa, zozhnitsa? so what about the funeral bouquet? and you probably meant a wreath, further in the catalogue? no, it’s a bouquet with a black ribbon. i don’t understand, well, what’s not clear to me?
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hello, you called the restaurant in the dark bnvi, sir, i'm listening to you, what wedding? and you know, since our restaurant is in the dark, our people can’t even see what they’re eating, you know, it’s a wedding, the bride is ugly, then it’s a better place for us. can’t be found, i’m writing it down, yes, of course, yes, we’re waiting, waiting, nadyukh, well, honestly, i don’t understand, why did we come here, we couldn’t eat at home, i’ve already
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told you 100 times that’s all normal people go to a restaurant, good evening, madame kneading, hello, i am glad to welcome you to the restaurant in the dark. where in the dark, that the electricity has been turned off, if there is no light, that means the stove doesn’t work, let’s go home , everything works in the dark, you just don’t understand , we have such a nuance, you will eat in the dark, you understand, madam, one thing i don’t understand is how i will eat in complete darkness, i what's the badger, what's the badger here, we have a table reserved for two, what's the last name, the badgers? “yes, yes, barsukovs, your table will be ready in 5 minutes, but for now i ask you to take a small petitopéritif, why not take a little sip of our liqueurs, why were you silent for the sake of it, bro, let’s pour it, no liqueurs, no, we came to
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restaurant to have a good time and not get drunk, as usual, i understand, oh well, i understand you, i understand, since you will be having a blast"? in pitch darkness you need to wear opaque glasses, what do you allow , yes yes, wow, then our waiter will take you to to your table, oh yes yes, then after dinner he will bring you back here yes yes you must wear glasses throughout dinner yes so that you are not tempted to take them off i put... them on small keys, keys, yes, yes , so, madam, do you see anything, no, great, listen, pinocchio , key, sell any money, vanya, one more word, i ’m not responsible for myself, i understand, i understand, what are you
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going to do to me, and where am i, find me, peek-a-boo, oh, i can smell you i'll find it. his name is michel, banjour, gentlemen, let me show you to your table, as already, and i didn’t even have time to look in the mirror, i don’t even know what i look like, what my hairstyle is, but who cares what kind of hairstyle you have, how yes, who’s going to look at you here, vanya, well, after all, i’m a woman and i don’t care what i look like, guys, tell me,
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what's her hairstyle like, babble, oh, thank you. well, michel, please show madame miste to your table. yes, madam, you put your hand on my shoulder, your husband will put his hand on your shoulder, and we go to your friend on a good journey. carefully. and you don’t feel like we ’re going to get potatoes in our cellar. listen, extend your hand to your right. yeah. do you smell the jars of cucumbers? no, that means it was stolen, here we are, gentlemen, please, please, sit down, quietly! carefully, yes, monsieur, yes, carefully, yes, take a seat, yeah, that's it, sit down, don't worry, oh
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, i dropped something, it's okay, it was the fork that fell, now i'll change it for you, yeah, please, please, madam, a completely new device, yeah? so what do you prefer for hot meat and fish? and i will have fish, but i will not have anything, why? unlike her, i don’t eat at night. vanya, don’t listen to him, he’ll be meat. what is your favorite drink? and please, a glass of dry wine for me, and a glass of wet vodka for me. vanya, you promised, and michel, bring him water, michel, tell him, here in your dark
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in a restaurant, it is customary to leave a tip, of course, but this is always at the discretion of the client, what kind of viewing, when no one sees a damn thing, tell michelle, but you see everything, of course, everything. will talk about how clients behave in the dark, of course not, then for you, what does it mean for you, what are you drinking or something, vanya, i say, then for you, dear, i can drink some water, but for me i'm starting to like this restaurant, oh, why, we haven't even seen anything yet... gentlemen, i 'll leave you for now, your order will be served in a few minutes, uh-huh, uh-huh, vanya, vanya,
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what do you think, the dishes here are expensive, but i don’t know, you have to break the plate, if they start yelling, then dear, and if not, then... lord, who am i asking about expensive dishes, you and the men in your garages drink mostly from these plastic cups, gentlemen, your drinks, this is your wine, i hope it’s dry, dry, your glass of water, yeah. thank you, mishenka, and you definitely poured water into my glass, if you want, i can bring you vodka, no, no, we don’t want it, he doesn’t
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drink, i found it, are you here, or what? i thought you i’ve already left, gentlemen, i’ll serve hot ones in a few minutes, but listen, vanya, it’s so unusual, i don’t even understand how it was with you, well, it’s crazy, yesterday. she said that they’ve been messing with me for a long time, listen, nadilha, it’s a good restaurant, don’t be too fussy, come on, come on, come on, let’s go, you can imagine , when you don’t see it, well, even wine changes its usual taste, what’s the wine, plain water and that... the taste has changed, please, gentlemen, your hot, your fish, madam, uh-huh,
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your meat, month, month, interested, this pork or beef, beef, mesa, no, i won’t have beef today, bring me the pork, no problem, i’ll change it now, let’s do it right away. please, oh, it feels like the pork is steaming, and with the pork, as they say, you can have a drink, yes, nadyuh, it’s a pity, but there’s nothing , maybe you should repeat the drinks, i, i still have it, i also have it somewhere else - half a glass of spring water. eh, nadyukha, nadyukha, i want to ask you how the fish, you know,
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is somehow not very dry. well, it feels like it’s made of paper, that’s for sure, uh-huh, madam, that's a napkin, the fish is a little to the left, mishan, how much do you have napkins in the restaurant, we have napkins for free, great, that means, take the fish away, bring us some more napkins, we're going out today, to hell with decency, i’ll eat with my hands, nadyukh, you said that only pigs eat with their hands, so do i, it’s okay, then i’ll carefully wipe everything off with a napkin, guess what napkins, you just devoured everything, don’t worry, gentlemen, i brought some more , listen, vanya, it’s so delicious, so
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tender, amazing, just in your mouth. rises, van, do you want to try, well, yes, oops , sexual play, and i also like it, what are you saying, we’re not alone here, well, we’re not, mishanya, you ’re here, but no, everyone’s gone, come on, come on, come on, so , come on, listen, this is how it turns on, let me open my mouth, come on, come on, wait, wait, look for my mouth, yeah? and i got it, van, now it’s my turn, like a fish, lovely, come on, where are you, neat, neat, ah, you bit my finger, van, van, that the blood is coming , but how do i know, not a damn thing is visible, oh, it hurts, vanechka, forgive me, please, i need this disinfecting is definitely a good idea, you have to be aware of where my flask is, and which flask
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and his million-dollar secret is it’s a sin for me to complain about my life on saturday at 19:25 on the artist’s birthday on ntv. if a man takes on cleaning the apartment, nothing good can be expected. why, you can wait for good things, but for a very long time. well, you haven’t changed your mind, maybe you’ll go with me to mom’s, or you’ll stay to clean the house, between two evils i’ll choose cleaning, okay, just look, that means
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vacuuming, wiping the dust , and washing the dishes, it seems that’s all, yes, but more laundry, iron the laundry, i remember, yes, yes, that’s it, that’s it, vacuum cleaner, dust, dishes, garbage, laundry, everything. what can you start, i’m taking this with me , that’s it, i’m off, hello, hello, kolya, and goodbye, actually, i didn’t come to see you, i came to see a friend on business, your friend is busy today, he’ll be cleaning the house , and what, you came to the console to play? kolya came to help me clean up, well done, kolya , okay, let’s pretend that i believed you, but if, when i come, everything here
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doesn’t shine like a cat’s, like someone else’s, well , you understand, ol, well what are you saying, you took our cat and don’t forget about it, well what, shall we start, separately or? we will be together, but separately, separately , i am for barcelona, and you are for milan, just listen, we really need to clean up, yes, not now, we have one more match, now we will play like yesterday, then for cleaning up, let's go, let's go, and the goal is 2:1, 5 hours have passed, and i, let's go further,
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mine is calling, pause, yes, hi, you 'll be staying at your mom's tonight, of course, we've cleaned up, yes, okay, well, i'm waiting for you, of course, yes, i love you, i kiss you, bye, yeah, well... that’s it, i ’m finished, she’ll arrive in 5 minutes, but we’re not they cleaned up like nothing, calmly, without panic, 5 minutes is a lot of time, i do general work in my three-ruble apartment in 3 minutes, and in your one-room apartment, what should you do, tell me what to do, what to do, what to do, all the rubbish under the sofa, quickly, like that, all the crumbs, all the crumbs for the fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, gulli, gulli, gulli, gulli, so i
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’ll vacuum, you won’t have time, take off your socks, why, don’t talk, take off your socks, i wanted to vacuum , but for some reason it doesn’t suck in, you suck in, it’s broken, great, i understand, what should i do with the dishes, use the second sock to stuff it in, no, it’s too much, now i’ll show you for... so all the cups are a bucket quickly, yeah, why, you say, there were cracks, and drinking from cracked dishes , unfortunately, great, with a plate, what does it do, also a bucket of it, yes, no, throw it away it’s impossible, it’s burning, so, what is this, soup, soup, so, this is a ladle, let’s pour the soup, like you prepared her lunch, it’s cold, that’s right, you ’ve been waiting for her all day, let her feel guilty, but we dirty the ladle,
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you need to wash it, you don’t need to wash it, you need to drown it, great, but the frying pan, frying pan, why put it on the table too, no, let it sit on the stove, frying pan on the stove, when you had the dishes, you forgot to wash them, but it’s clear, yes, everything else is dust, dust, so, dust, dust, i take myself, remember, sanya, the most important thing in life is to splurge correctly , so what's even further, what's underwear, what's underwear? laundry, so laundry, delicate wash at 30°, and jim at low speeds, wow, how do you know everything, and oh, sanya, learn, new guy, but i had one mistake in my life, for the sake of atonement i had to learn all the modes. yes, how much time
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is left, 30 seconds, great, so the final touch, yes, get up, like that, come on, tie it up, yeah, yeah, i don’t believe it, that’s it. come on, make a pained face, pained, tired , where did you rush, wait, don’t rush, you’re tired , yeah, your legs are weak, but cheerful, cheerful, your legs are weak, yes, the carriage was unloading, the carriage was unloading, tired, tired, well you love her, unloaded the carriage, tired, weak legs, why are we taking so long to open it?
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i got home to go, we were cleaning, we were cleaning, we have no strength, what good fellows you are, we worked here like serfs, we really cleaned up, of course, we worked all day, now it’s not an apartment, an operating room, everything is sterile, get to work, mistress, it’s shining like the cat, my cats, well done for even throwing out the garbage, garbage, garbage, garbage, and i’ll take the garbage, garbage with me, i’ll just go home and throw it out, and just stand there, what’s ringing there? why did you throw away the mugs? so there are cracks there, you see, black stripes, these are cracks , and drinking from cracked dishes is bad luck, these are cracks in your head, and these are traces of tea, they
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had to be washed, just everything, well, let's see how you cleaned up, yeah, you're watching here, have fun, and i'll go. and oh, oh, something happened to my back, after yours general, why didn’t you wash the frying pan? but let me guess, when you were washing the dishes and didn’t notice them, yes, purely by chance, yes, but the plate is dirty on the table, what does it do? by the way, i warmed up dinner for you, but you were in such a hurry to come to me that it had already cooled down, oh, i’m so ashamed, what’s in chicken soup? beets are made, and how do i know, you need to ask , you cooked, ask you, and i’ll answer you, beets in chicken soup from yesterday’s borscht, oops, how did they end up there, are you making a fool out of me, you don’t do the dishes washed, we washed,
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let's see what about the rest, well, i did everything, vacuumed, then wiped the dust , then like that, stop, that is, you first vacuumed, and then wiped the dust, yes, and how many times have i told you that this is how we clean up? the same as we wash, from above, down, first the dust, then the vacuum cleaner, and you came up with the idea, i personally wash from the middle, then up, down, up, down, up, down, there, whatever you think, then you wash the place first, but normal people wash their heads, yes, let’s show how you vacuumed, look, here this is the situation, i started vacuuming, the vacuum cleaner doesn’t work, i’m not picking up something, it’s like you’re not picking up any suction? didn't you do anything? yes i did, i did. well, show me how you wiped the dust. now i see that
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you have wiped off the dust. so, what about the underwear? but the linen is fine, machine washable at 30°. for delicate washing, at low speed. i asked you to iron your laundry. sasha, please tell me, is it really only us women who need all this? why, when you ask guys to clean up or remove crumbs from the table, do you always put them under the sofa? you will remove it. just don't, okay, don't. should i move the sofa? no need, no need. that 's right, you don't even have the courage to admit it. okay, okay, i am. i know, i didn’t vacuum, i didn’t wash the dishes , i didn’t iron the clothes, i didn’t wipe the dust , i wiped the dust, thanks to me, well, excuse me, please, really, i’ll do everything for myself right now, you rest, okay, look at the fish, fish, they calm you down, we
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fishing spot. hello mother nature, hello , pond with water, hello fish , hello birds, hello frogs, hello kamarik, goodbye gnat, oh, valera, where are you, yes, here, i 'm here, i come here, valera and i can't, i have heels they fall into the ground, and i told you, you need to wear rubber boots when fishing, and i told you, the boots don’t match my dress, valera, i think my heels are stuck in the ground, pull out my feet, i took the woman
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fishing, thank you dear, thank you, thank you, honey, where is mom, have we lost mom? mom, no, there he comes, can’t you hear, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, i can’t take it anymore, oh, oh, oh, well, galina semyonovna, they crawled, well, fall somewhere there, oh, you are death. you want mine, well, how can i tell you, valera , what am i saying, i want to tell you, you see, i come here every weekend, and where are the women, there are no women here, well, no, there are only fish in the pond and a toad croaks, oh, two
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toads are croaking, damn it, no, there are no women here, there are none, it will appear soon, you'll see, daughter, they come here to fish with the women, drink vodka, have fun, then go to the store , buy fish and go home, mom, how do you know that i’ve never been fishing, swim, swim, little worm, so that you can catch zander, perch, roach or pike, so i was happy, mother-in-law, mom , he’s talking to the worm, he’s drunk, oh, look, look, i saw a squirrel, well, which of us is a drunk, a living squirrel, valera, why are you spitting
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on the worm, honey, that’s the way it should be, for good luck. you know, i think fishing is so cruel, first you pierce the worm with a hook, then you spit on it, humiliating it dignity, and then you throw him into the water , where he can choke, then a fish eats him, it’s terrible, it’s terrible, i can’t even imagine how this little defenseless creature feels, valer, but you can’t just dynamite the fish, take it. women for fishing , oh, something is tickling my whole body, and oh, something is allergic to fishing, yes, dalina semyonovna, get up with the anthills, come on, come on, come on, oh, oh, go black-headed,
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come on, come on , come on, come on, come on, oh, almost, oh, oh, oh, oh, how many fish, oh, what a grayling is looking at me, what kind of face he ate , gate, galina semyonovna, this is your reflection, move away from the water, scare away all the fish , valera, you go ahead and cast the fishing rod , oh, honey, come here, yeah, oh, cast the fishing rod, i do , yes, valera, come on, come on, come on, what did you do, what did you say you want to abandon, i abandoned it, took the women fishing, that i have to get into the water, galina semyonovna,
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turn away, please, oh, the pike scared the worms , ugh, i didn't mean to scare you. it’s just awkward to take off your pants in front of you, this is embarrassing for my daughter, i’m also a fisherman , i remember i was swimming in the lake, i caught a carp, uh , with my bare hands, 80 kilograms, yeah, oh, he twitched, tried to escape, but i held him tightly, pulled him to the shore, like hit me on the head so that he wouldn’t twitch, yeah , karp was good, karp ivanovich went away, that’s the head, honey, look, you need to cast like this, yeah, yeah, and my enclosure, and we sit,
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look at the float, wait until it’s quiet , the wind from the sea was blowing, the wind was blowing from the sea, causing trouble, mom, yeah, yeah, yeah, look, look, look, it’s biting, the float is shaking, it’s his hands. after yesterday, drunk, yes, galina semyonovna , enjoy nature, oh, i remember, i swam in the lake, uh-huh, i caught a mentai, he twitched, tried to escape, but i held him tightly, pulled him to the shore, like a dawa, so as not to twitch , such a hefty, good , with such a mustache, what kind of lake
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is mentai found in, are you deaf or something, i say, i caught the cop, cop seryozha of our district police officer, and what should we do to make the fish bite faster, we need to feed , take it from me there... in my backpack there is a box with cake, oh, there’s nothing here, and i thought it was the muesli that took the women fishing, oh, i remember i swam in the lake with dumplings, caught a bream, oh, that’s definitely a lie, the pure truth, well, yes, my grandfather found out that i i was bathing in pebbles, i got this from him... just now i caught it, this is the bruise, you can catch it today too, you have every chance.
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