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i wanted to ask, what about the child? how good do you feel, and why didn’t you walk around like this alive? oh, it’s absolutely beautiful, oh, let me make this video with me, in a video? calm, watching to the end - it’s tough, oh, that’s what i wanted, vitya, you don’t want to sell your organs, well, after all , you know, this will help the family somehow, it doesn’t matter to you, i don’t want to, well you don’t want it, whatever you want, oh, i completely forgot, is this, ugh, an infection that is so frightening? "ning, what did i want to ask? you

, who are about the same height as vitka, the same, and what, what, what, after vitka you will have clothes left, your children have already outgrown his size, grown up, so, and the major who is looking after you, so he’s small, what kind of major, vitya, just lie still , what difference does it make to you, he’s a good man, good, you know, so courteous, he takes such good care of ninka. small, really , small, yes, what is this, nonsense, that’s all , the main thing is that there is love, i don’t understand what kind of mine, damn it, what are you doing, well, let us say goodbye, you see, 5 minutes left, eh okay, vityusha, dear, nena, something’s wrong, nina, what are you doing, i feel such a surge of strength, nina. “i want it so much now , i want it so much, nina is now before her death, to punch

this mayor in the face, they brought the coffin, you’re so good, so kind , you’ll like it so much, little blue one, just in time for summer, and what did you say, but you didn’t believe it will be for a week get lost with this one." i came up with this, it’s funny, yes, it’s funny, i think i’ve lost my sense of humor to die, you see, you can, now i’ll drive you into this coffin.

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the playground is controlled by a sniper, from which the walk is covered by an aerobatic team, a bodyguard, the perimeter of the children's playground , so i will give you one very piece of advice, if suddenly some child suddenly bursts a balloon, then you quickly lie face down in the sand, uh-huh, otherwise you will end up in such a mess , i’m telling you from my personal experience, if you want i’ll show you the noise, thank you. i believe, then we have lunch, so, well, with lunch everything is simple here, if the weather is good, then on the green grass we have barbecue, shish kebab, soda, muses, competitions, and there, all that, ainane, yes, yes , and if it’s bad, and if it’s bad, then we fly the whole kindergarten to st. petersburg, come to

the zenit arena, close the roof, and so on... but no, we don’t have afternoon tea at all, no, well, because our kindergarten is all inclusive, that is, children can go to the lobby bar at any time and there is compote, jelly, kefir and oh yes, yes, yes, yes , mikhailovna, yulya mikhailovna, we have a cap that ended up on wi-fi, but not this, just not this, why do i need all this? this is oh-oh, and they also threaten that they will organize an indefinite gluttony, but how is that? it’s like an indefinite hunger strike, only on the contrary, we need to go

to negotiations, our interview is over, tomorrow you go to work, and i went to the protesters, yulya mikhailovna, wait, wait, you know, i, i probably won’t come tomorrow, why ? well, because i, i won’t be able to work here, i’m a teacher. by education, by vocation, and i just can’t calmly look at all this, my dear, at the machine, it’s you, me, thank you, hello? yes, that’s right, we have it, we’re working!

everyone knows that laughter prolongs life and improves health, so in the clinics of our city it often gets to the point of being funny, and yesterday the doctor wrote out a prescription for me, funny, yeah, i laughed so much that i barely made it to the pharmacy to buy sedatives. that you don’t say hello, or i’m blind in both ears, but hello, you’re a psychopath, i’m a psychologist,

a doctor on family relations, oh, no find fault with the words, that means we are coming to you, forgive me, who we are, me and my husband, yasha, yasha, why are you hiding there, as if they came to you to borrow money, don’t hide. thing, how can i tell you this, oh, such a delicate topic, in general, we have boxes, how to put it, the harvester went to

harvest, but the ear of the field does not stand up, the harvester just rattles like that all the time, the flower has blossomed, the bee sits in the hive and does not buzz, which means the birdhouse is nailed down, no, i understood everything, i just wanted to understand how long you will walk around, sit down, and the doctor is not a fool, i agree, it’s worse, your problem is understandable, it is typical for families with many years of experience, as they say, in medical language, but... brydlos danelzes, but you know, this problem can be resolved, and we will really fix everything, in -first, you need to find out the reason for the man’s inability to fulfill his masculine mission. yasha, what's

stopping you? ma, what, mom, the mattress is hard, ma, why are you mooing, yasha, pajamas, mom is in the way, what, what are you talking about, yasha, mom, this is sacred. well, at least let this saint not sleep with us in the same bed. are you suggesting that mom buy another bed? do you know how much it costs? at least let her not come at me with hers. your husband is right, stay alone , create a romantic atmosphere, everything will be fine, try to relax, turn on the music, what are you saying, doctor, how can i relax if i know that this music is spinning my meter like a squirrel in sausage, in the wheel, believe me, in the sausage, it's delicious for free, and you never complained, tell me, doctor, and i can herself?

they will burn out in 5 seconds, yasha, for god’s sake, you still have enough supplies, okay, okay, don’t want candles, create an intimate light, you suggest turning off the lights, that suits us, it ’s free, create a romantic atmosphere, cover the bed with rose petals, we don’t grow up, we have cacti, they help save water, but you should have seen them, there are no...

petals, but if it’s needed for business, i can put a cactus between me and yasha at night, okay, well, fill the bath , i don’t know, fragrant water with foam, you’re deaf, doctor, i i just said for water , there is something free, you know, there is, there is such a way, you have to pretend that you are strangers, oh, doctor, this is definitely necessary, i’ll kiss you, you’re a genius, you’re a genius, no stand me on this. together, that's it, i went, where did you go, yasha, woman, what a tactless habit of pestering strangers, and strangers , yasha, we have children, what kind of children, this is the first time i 've seen you, doctor, you're a health worker, you see that -something sedative, if it's inexpensive, listen, you didn't listen to the end, you have to pretend that you don't know each other in order to... to get acquainted in person, doctor, look at me carefully, am i an idiot?

infuriating, you don’t quite understand, you must, we barely know each other, but you’re already teasing me with his male passion, call him before the meeting, right at work, and say, well, i take off my lace blouse, slowly pull off my skirt, roll up the fishnet stockings, doctor, do you know what you can use to spray yasha? yasha, i am making

a blouse of myself, protecting it in four places, which i wear for my sister, and she wears for her grandmother, and her grandmother wears for great-grandmother, and also, if i wear myself with cotton pantaloons that i bought at a sale, yes, yes, yes, continue, even though they are four sizes too small for me, i bought them for... 50 rubles. yes, yes, more. 50 rub. for three pairs, i'm now. klara, what are you doing to me, klarochka, i love you, klarochka. at the end, i withdraw all the money from our card. what? for what? i put them in another bank at 20% per annum. klarochka, i love you. doctor, where do you smoke at this time of day? well, you see, we have everything. with you you got 3.500,

how many? 3.500, are you showing the numbers that you know, or is this the amount in rubles, they are in rubles, shame on you, shame on you, this is a grave in broad daylight, you gave the slander of hippocrates, you should help us for free, which is free, i look like an idiot who does all this for free, heals the break in your personal life during. owe money, i don’t know what you’re smoking at this time, but why do i owe you money, like why, klarochka and i came and provided you with work, it’s not generally pleasant to communicate with smart people, what kind of happiness is this, like what kind of jewish happiness?

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