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tv   Tonkaya shtuchka  NTV  January 13, 2024 8:20am-10:01am MSK

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oh, turushki! so, come on, come on, it’s amazing, girls, it’s too early, girls, i’m coming, i’m coming! oh, well, now, now, well, i’m running, running, ladies , please, who are you, you can’t come here, you can’t come here , my god, what ’s wrong, well, you have to fit in like that, and go home, go, go home, do you hear, oh , what are you going to do, go away, go away, hear how naked you are, completely. why are you so drunk,
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lord, get up, get up, mommy, and you! “so you claim that you have never seen this person before, i claim, well, let’s say, wasn’t this festive table waiting for him, this festive table was waiting for my friends, we are having a traditional bachelorette party, bachelorette party, what is the occasion , about the end of the school year, do you study, where?" children at school number 7
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english, well, let's say, we won't let, exactly, to be or not to be, that is a question, what did he say? at least guess, everyone comes to me to guess, that is, i live in the first entrance, on the first floor, in the first apartment, they come to me, drunks for a glass, random women in the toilet, electricians for a stepladder, a passer-by for the address, everyone who is not around finds me, well wait , where are you, comrade major, standing, oh, and this is yours , this, my god, well, how can i tell you, i’m her husband, her ex, that you came, what do you allow yourself, i allow you, what are you doing?
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“listen, they brought the salary, that’s for sure, yeah , i got it, guys, everyone’s in the department, you’re under our control, and you too, well, garanin , i’m bored, i didn’t bake for you, i didn’t bake for you, put it down, put it down, put it down ". what the hell brought to
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this guy, and this is what i want to ask you, the head of a security company, why don’t you protect defenseless citizens? let some guys break into the poor teacher's house, it's because of this endless chatter that everything fell apart with you, it fell apart with you, because of your stubbornness, let's not sort things out now, yes, it's only my fault in everything, you, it’s all because of you, because of you, not because of me, because of him, and he has nothing to do with it, oh well, i’m fine, all the good is lost anyway, girls back in place they drink valerian champagne, listen, it turned out to be a nice holiday, huh? garaanin went hungry at a bachelor party, but i think you know him, he came to you, came with some friend of yours, well, tell me honestly, as if you were a family member, dear, you ate, and
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hello, what is your name? yulia, yulya mikhailovna, you, we need to talk, who needs it, you need it, i personally don’t need anything, you talk a lot, oh, hello, this is professional. call a locksmith, oh, who are you? fitter
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, let me go now mommy, oh , i’ll call the police now, pasha, everything is clean, it’s heavy , look, well, i can’t handle it, that’s it, it’s over, it’s over, i’ve come, let me go, let me go, what are you doing, givi, let the woman go - then, oh! please tell me how you all feel? we feel good, but what?
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and the fact that you appeared so unexpectedly, the other day a man also appeared unexpectedly, immediately fell down and began to die, so tell us about that. yes, i’ve told this 100 times, tell it 100 first. well, okay, i’ll tell you, but first you tell me.
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more seriously, on the third floor, a new russian bought an apartment, who’s his name, what does he look like, and i saw him, he doesn’t live yet, the turks are doing european-quality renovations, no , there’s no logic, the asian turks will do a european one repairs, talk less, think more, they shot at him 2 km from your house, but he came to you, why?
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i need to iron something, please don’t, don’t be shy, there’s a band-aid, a band-aid, yeah, but why, why, why, stick it on your dad? don’t fall, why, so that you don’t scream when i stroke you, why, so that you remember how it all was, ah, water, hands, hands, don’t spoil
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the piece of iron, lopouty, throw it in the chair, and this is for me, ko me, they came to me, please don’t think anything like that, this is my husband, ex, oh ex, well, who’s so cool in present, the girat security company , the president is... personally the president, well, mr. president, sit down, let's talk, so this is how things are, i came from moscow to find my brother, who they tried to kill here, last night he was busted from the intensive care unit,
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you ask, what does my wife have to do with it? ex, why is she here yet, i don’t know, but if you want to see your ex alive and well, you can help us, tell us about the local gang, there are two teams, number one is in law, matveev, nickname motya, drug addict, sadist, with a black mustache, with a mustache? painted , well, just a portrait from a stand , the police are looking for them, i’m here you can poke your ex, it’s impossible, but if i try, don’t, don’t, keep quiet, so, number two, alexey gromov, nickname is boxer, handsome, womanizer , from among
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the athletes, he hates motya, but is afraid, well, everything else is a beginner. that the president didn’t like to share, why i shared with a hospital for the disabled, with a children’s boarding school, and with all sorts of bastards, so that means mochi boxer. hmm, a problem with two unknowns, sitting on burrows or is there a meeting place, lux restaurant , neutral territory, clear, unclear, the main thing is what the brother did here, there is some information, yes, it’s not in vain that you chew bread, security guard,
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well, lay it out, lay it out, he came three times in the last 2 months , stayed in an entourist. i lived quietly without guests, dined in a restaurant, alone, like a pensioner, seryoga, you ’re a pensioner, but i have business, i don’t care, president, and your ex will stay with us, hello, and you me... i asked you that a prisoner of buchenwald, i'm on vacation, i'm resting i want you to rest in the next world, so i’ll call the police now, they’ll arrest you all, but why arrest us, we haven’t done anything wrong, for now, please tell me, after all
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, where are we going, where are you taking me, and where do you need it, who needs it? yes, personally, i don’t need to go anywhere , you’ll get me, no, well, i just want to know, maybe i’m not dressed like that, are you dressed normally, okay for what, for where we ’re going, we’re not going anywhere, we’ve already arrived, okay, agreed, yes, room 315, third floor, she’s already there. well, don't be afraid, i'm not afraid. tell me, two weeks ago sat down next to me in the bar under the date and told me, let's have a drink, sis,
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sis, well, yes, he said so, well, we drank, then he went, took the bottle and we went up to the room, a good one paid, not counting nini himself, all we just talked all night, what a joke, pick up a whore to spend the whole night with her, what were you talking about, about love, what, about love, well, he said that he fell in love with a woman, but she doesn’t love him , i was very worried, and what kind of woman was he, what did he say about her, um, he said that she was beautiful, that she was not free, and that he couldn’t live without her, well, well... what else , maybe he mentioned his name, age, where he lives, but no, i would remember, and he also said that she
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doesn’t need someone like me, she needs an english lord , english, well, yes, english, but you know her, how she knows me, she doesn’t know , of course, i know, nothing in general, somehow she can know me, this is yulia mikhailovna, an englishwoman, and excuse me, an english teacher, hello , hello, gavrilova, i, misha gavrilov, from the fifth b, remember, misha, a very good boy, really, and how is he english. they love nothing but conversation, yulia mikhailovna before yulia mikhailovna, a very, very capable boy, you know, only his pronunciation is lame, personally, i would
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advise you to buy shut up both, yulia mikhalin, but i beg you, no one, but i’m not trying for myself, but for my son, i sent him to a special school so that he can become a man, don’t worry, i’m silent like a fish, from here, goodbye, all the best, hello, misha, kobabkin, nine, yes, so it’s a no brainer , let's find the woman, let's find the killer, hello, seryoga in love, some woman, ah, him killed either business or cool, or a horny husband. no, no, the earring has a woman , but is this a hanger? me, hanger? you yourself
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well, let's give birth. became the spanish inheritance of the beloved millionaire kaksheno, maybe, maybe, but this word does not fit, oh why was sirov ’s illegitimate daughter silent ?
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leave me alone , don't leave me, don't leave me, don't leave me alone, don't leave me, don't leave me, well, we just came, or really already, don't leave me alone, order, yeah, right, chicken leg, when.. ...
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the light is burning in the window at night, and there is no thought for the soul, you understand that you are walking, like...
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thank you, complaint book, complaints please? no, we have a guest book, bring it! don’t leave me alone , don’t leave
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me, don’t leave me, don’t leave me alone, don’t leave me alone, don’t leave me alone, don’t leave me alone, mochi’s lips are not stupid
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. they rode silently in the stillness of the night, straightening the cauldrons of egepi, and under the full moon they were reflected in glass gold bracelets and chains. exactly at night the arrow flew down, brother, no one dared to fly.
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the phone came, my wife called from home, you 're on your way, come home, i gave birth to your baby son, go home, i'm here for you, stop! drive.
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here i am at home, thanks for the ride, sitting, oh my god, hanging around.
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bocter. old man, did you offend the moth? i want to find my brother or whoever killed him. moti is crazy, if he twitched, then are you threatening me? well, i have nothing against you, by the way, i know about your brother from hearsay, you know? what do you know? no, well, if you twitch, it means something, but then decide for yourself. be careful with the cops, i bought them with fucks,
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well, eagles, vultures, why move, we forced them, and then we’ll see, maybe the boxer wants to figure out what’s wrong with us in the moka you, that you’re so twitchy, damn it, i want it, you’re a stranger. why not holding urine, eners - it’s contagious, nervous, yeah, well... what a teacher, tea, by the way, at
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our school we teach children to wash their hands after using the toilet, at our school they taught not to pee on their hands, guys, i have there are some pies left, my special recipe, now you’ll have some tea at the hotel, yes, i think the foreign tourist will suit you, what’s the point? put it in the bathroom, wait, no need for the bathroom, why go to the bathroom, well , don’t want it, i’ll lay it here for you, i ’ll lay down in the bedroom myself, if you want, i’ll stroke you, i don’t want to iron it, i don’t want to iron it, then go ahead, you can take a pillow, yeah, go ahead.
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close the door, light the keys, only people sleep with light in prison. dobre utra, hej, dobro utra,
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girl, and girl. where are you going, can i give you a ride? please, no, no, thank you, no , no, thank you, where are you taking me, listen, let me out of here now, i need to go home, guests are waiting for me, shut your mouth, listen
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with your ears, oh, where am i- i saw it, you may never see anyone again if you don’t listen to our advice. motya asked to tell the muscovite that his brother came to you, but he didn’t come to me, lord, you want to live, and motya also asked me to hint to the muscovite that your husband wanted to kill his brother, out of jealousy, never, no, they will kill him, that they felt sorry for their ex. and that it will be onion soup, lord, you haven’t left yet, don’t cut the onion in half, cut the whole onion into rings, let me show you, now you’ll start pestering me, and you, what’s in anyone
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’s head? it’s better to hit me in the head now, and woman, look how they cut up an onion, the king’s food, i wonder what the king fed solomon his 900 wives, much? more interesting than what he himself ate, having so many wives, why didn’t you run away from us, where from your own apartment, and things are small for you, but for me it’s worth money, and you let me go on purpose,
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but you wanted to check, and what about the cops it didn’t click, but why can they shake grannies at the market, well, to their security guard? and the guy is in memory, and you are here in a nice family way, sit down , you are also a relative, that means, guys, our town is quiet, and you are a hooligan, don’t like it, who doesn’t like it, who everyone, and the cops, the boxer is angry, motya is completely brutal, all in all, you can't stay in this house anymore. “i think i need to lie down for a while , i can help, i know one quiet place, yes, yes i am, help me, help, help, let's go, let's go, listen, garanin, you have to help me,
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wash the dishes, you can at least once listen to me in life, they want to kill you." who is mochi the boxer, i have an idea, but you have to help me, what larisa, why do you need that kind of money, but i tell you, okay, okay, okay, call garik, he owes me, in my opinion, 10 grand, yes, yes, yes, garik, you're crazy, crazy, i always knew what... with a fool, and you are stupid , i always knew this too, stupid as a plug, you are stubborn as a fire, and generally an unintelligent fool, in 7 years of marriage you hit me only once, and then by accident, nothing, it's a matter of training.
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but you wanted, you’ll have time. givi , take your clothes and do something to eat , and vityak and i will run off on business, and i and you givi, help, and i have an aunt in bilis, a wonderful city, yes, it happened often, yeah, every summer, she has it, by the way , husband, a real georgian, what does real mean, well, i don’t know how everyone is georgian. cheerful, noble, sings songs, tbi leso, wednesday of my magical days, well, it’s a wonderful city, but i’ve never been there, i’ve never been there, i was born in moscow, well, no, well, i’m just like a fool, i’m singing songs here, the head of
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a glove, a boxing glove, and mochi is a cut off ear , but like a living ear, why is it alive, already dead, uh-huh, and well, you know everything, why don’t you act, we continue to accumulate material and are waiting for an opportunity, if anything ... happen, not only accidental, but also something natural, we are always ready to give a real rebuff to all these accidents and we will continue to stand guard, the cart is at the bottom, which means digging into the cannon, and what will we do, listen, do you need to
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challenge him to a duel, throw him the gauntlet of challenge? well, some kind of nonsense, quietly, quietly, quietly , to the right, even with bombs, her ex-husband said that motya here runs a nightclub, an exchange office, and he has a dacha here not far, in general, i suggest a little disturb him a little bit, we'll shoot a little, blow up something, okay, let's try, let's go, oh, i'm with you, i'm just running to the toilet, wait,
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wait, wait,
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lada, my husband, a former racing driver, ex, i went with him as a navigator , but listen, well, after all, why did you decide to help us, i didn’t want to lie in a mass grave with you, but i don’t believe her. we need to deal with her properly, guys , don’t deal with me, we need to, we need to, we need to, wait, wait, wait, wait, you’re kruglova, and your husband is a garanin, yeah, yeah, he’s a garanin, i’m a kruglova, i’ll tell him right away she said, girls, it’s your honor, so be it, i won’t give the girl’s last name, that’s right, well, valera garanin, i see a familiar face, well , the security guard has hers, you drove with him, yes, yes you well, i care about him like i care about the moon, i kind of... saw it, well, there on the highway, well, thank god, we figured it out, maybe now you’ll say thank you, but no, then good night.
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but it’s too thick, hit the seventh in the corner , now, now, gevi, bring a beer, old man, i’m very sorry, but you hurt the moth in the imote, i started to get nervous, for no reason, for no reason, his boys killed my guard, and why do you think you did it? motya, no, thank you, the dead man's ear was cut off, that means motya, motya, you say what you want from me, leave motya alone, i want to know,
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who shot my brother, you know, not yet, but you will get it if he is alive, and if you leave motya alone, and that you care so much about his peace, i like the balance. motya is not stronger than me, i am not weaker than motya, we do not need war. okay, i 'll figure it out myself. well, look, pasha, there’s someone peeping in the bushes, well, i definitely saw it here, my head was sticking out, my nerves, damn it, i had a feeling , well, when you have to cross yourself a little, what’s where, and the knitted pizza, fly away, don’t fly away, i to deal with you. i can’t, you know that
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i’m in charge of myself, which i bought in london for an internship, but i love whoever i want, but what are we waiting for? so i’m thinking, why, being conceited here, but mochi, no, means he doesn’t want to meet, love me. how in the south she will load up on the fact that there is one ring in my destiny , let's go, well, let's go, and all that i now ask of her is just to be closer to you, i don’t want to guess what will happen, what kind of turn awaits us on the road and
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moten, my friend, well , supermen, shitty, some english teacher, saves my ass twice, well, hatched, teacher, listen, how did you spot him, well, how, how, he came out all black, his eyes were b... i don’t believe
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it doesn’t go straight, a little to the right, no, it will be better, my inner voice tells me, oh, you still have an inner voice,
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some syllable, a banzai in the office, no nose stick your head out, why are you sitting down? we came to scout, so scout, really, why are we sitting here? guys, where is the toilet? do you want me
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to tell you? come on, that means it’s going like this, perhaps there was a big guy there, but... you can’t get through without making noise, you just need to distract them, a good idea, but how easy it is, great vugo, eevee, go, get busy, come on, come on, go, well?
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what are you , what are you allowing yourself, are you crazy, what do you think, you can do anything, yes , what are you, what are you, what are you, what are you , let me go, that’s it, let me go, let me go, what are you , let go, “boss, what’s wrong with you, we’re getting out of here
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, after a long lull , the war between criminal gangs resumed, yesterday in the olympus cafe , repeat offender banzai, the right hand of the leader matveev, nicknamed motya, was wounded. in response, motyo staged a bloodbath for gromov’s group, nicknamed boxer. well , what about the police? we introduced a plan, siren one, interception two, and arsenal five. but this has not yielded results yet. thank you, ivan petrovich.
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how much are the grenades, these are 10 each, these are 100 each, lemons, lemons 150, fresh, just from the factory yesterday, that means five of these five of these. well and a couple of these, let's take a walk, quietly,
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quietly, quietly, why, timi, help, help, timi, they forgot me, let me go, you're a dead man,
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yes, brush them away. what's wrong with you, boss? ah, the old native walls. here i received a start in life. did you work at the weapons factory here? yes, after vocational school, 20 long days. oh, here i first assembled and took my first pistol out of the factory. “bye, alive, and you, bye, do you think they’ll kill us, award us with an order, well, got caught, my dears, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, don’t you dare, what are you ? and for you, dove, we will circumcise you without anesthesia, give me your beautiful ear, boss, phone, hello, don’t start without me, teacher. tell me, kiwi, you're shit,
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why? tell me kiwi, you're full of shit! kiwi, you are full of shit, now i am!
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“be cool, you got caught, little heads, pasha , it’s you, there’s a way out, where, let’s jump out of the light, they’ll make a decision out of us, you won’t get out of here, well, you
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give, hello beauties, oh my god, maybe you’ll split up about all your talents, varoshilovsky shooter , i play tennis, i was lucky at billiards, who better not sit with me, i’m doing this out of friendship, i have a rumor, the voice is good, your voice has no value, in the fire, i don’t believe her, the question remains who opened the hatch, according to operational data, and according to
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operational data, the shootout in the basements of the arsenal plant, the explosions at the central market in the zhemchuzhina cafe caused damage to both sides. the gromov boxer gang was almost defeated, but in the matveev group. moti, big losses too. tell me, please, what prevents law enforcement agencies from stopping these bloody showdowns? well, it’s clear what’s stopping you. insufficient funding, lack of equipment, including communication vehicles, well, there is a delay in paying salaries to personnel. and yet, still, still we introduced it. the plan is in action, beep five , special mode, special mode, win six,
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so we are sure that in the near future, not one, that’s when it takes off, and we are on this side, there is no need for any analysis. again? okay, i'm a secret agent of the israeli
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massad and a resident of the paraguayan sigurancy. no, you are the same woman to whom seryoga went. lord, but seryogi is a woman of the highest class, and i am an unfinished horror story. hanger, poor teacher. "not so wretched, you can to live in the capital , don’t think about anything else about an apartment there, everything will be fine, your wife is a fashion model, i said it myself, i remember, i remember, things are worse , there are bucks in my head with clothes in my eyes, i chose it myself, that means i’m needed.” or maybe do i need you? is the roof gone? pasha
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, come on, use your brains, while we are jumping here together under the fields, one thing is different in moscow , i'm going to the theater, you're going to the restaurant, i'm going to the museum, you're going to the casino, i'm going to the notebooks, you're going to the sauna, lord, it will be a problem for us to meet, yes! this is a little thing, to say, seryoga loved you very much, i never knew your brother, pasha, help! did you come to tell me who shot seryoga? motya, motya. where is seryoga, seryoga, alive? i’ll tell you later, now help me. you tell me now, now we’ll tell you everything.
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what did it say? yes, do not covet your neighbor’s wife, but he has his eyes set on someone else’s, and his filthy little hands
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are drawn to someone else’s. i presented my angelochka with diamonds, bought her an apartment, that she’s a singer, a singer, an asshole, you understand, she’s a talent, not a singer, i won’t spare anything for her, i want to buy a theater, let her sing, my little star, i remembered, apartment, i this i didn’t see angela in silva
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, she stole him from the hospital, and it’s her birthday, it’s good, it’s good, accepting death is a birthday, a good sign, so pray, my dear, you have a cross with you , pasha, tell me, that i'm complete crap, fuck you, oops, what kind of bullet do we have, what kind of toy is it, but it seems like i saw it in the possession of one proud little lad? well, exactly, yes, he hasn’t listened to me yet, it turns out you’re a darling bitch, everyone is standing, i don’t understand, come on, come on, come on, come on!
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“calm down, no need for sudden movements, you yourself are calm, alupchik, which means that now you will put put a cannon on the floor, step aside, we'll leave here, and you'll count to a thousand
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, got it, uh-huh." well then, start, lie is a gun, come on, come on , don't be shy, oh, birdie, mom, you must be so small. a bird , and it's shit, she's walking alone
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. what's wrong? happy housewarming angela. where is sergei? what sergei? it seems to me that you should know who stole seryoga from the hospital. where is seryoga, is he alive? and who are you? i'm his brother “i don’t believe you, now you believe it, when i found out that sergei is in intensive care, amotya, amotya wants to kill him, i agreed with the orderlies and they they took me to the morgue. what, and then to grandma, to
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the village, to the healer, stepanovna, how is he, who is this, this is his brother, pavel.
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in 2 days he will be running. and hi, bro, hi, so, you're playing again, girls , oh, guys, come on in, leave, uh-huh, happily, or maybe you'll stay after all, it's your birthday, oh, congratulations, thank you, greetings from
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seryoga, guys, maybe you'll come through, i’ll just take a second, come on in, come on in, let’s sit down on the path, it’s a good custom, but it’s bad for us. you sit down alone, and then you won’t come out for a long time. oh, girls, congratulations, thank you, i think i i was late again for the start, you couldn’t be late because you weren’t invited, well, come on in, how are you doing in the security department, president, it became quiet in ours. such people are lying in morgues, well , you are a beast, bloodthirsty, according to the chinese horoscope , i am a monkey, the chinese say, a smart monkey does not get into a fight, it sits on a tree
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watching two tigers below fight until complete mutual destruction, maybe you were a macaque, but now you're a king, and... so be healthy, king, and don't cough, queen, garanin, take care of her, stupid, it was your idea, stupid, but it worked, it worked, i couldn’t breathe for a minute, i couldn’t eat, i was afraid to be half a second late, you know, i was dying of fear, okay, it’s all over, behind me, i felt that you were nearby, in the forest, in the market
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, the hatch opened, it’s not me, it’s your guardian angel, and our talisman, this... this one, i’ll go, yeah, go, i just ask you, don’t talk about it, okay, what do you mean don’t talk, i i don’t talk at all, i talk when i need to, i’m silent as the grave, yes. there is only one way to close your mouth, which is,
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they call, don’t open it, it’s inconvenient, but god bless them. ladies, please, who are you, you can’t, go away, go away , no, no, you can’t, stop, lord, no, ah, no, no, no, there’s a corpse again, mom.
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oh, mom, there’s no glass, but look behind you. morning, the return of the living dead, it was you who killed my wife, and what did you think, i would get rid of you? who, angels , are these pictures of an accident near a sports bar, raevsky sent us someone, he couldn’t do this, the ovnp shouldn’t stop, but we’re working, we ’ve already started one very serious matter, here in this chamber, speech? could be about a serial killer,
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hello, you are greeted by the information service of the ntv television company, this is the program today, in the studio of dmitry zaboysty, a new escalation in the middle east is gaining momentum. the us and britain strike yemen for the second night in a row. explosions occurred again in the capital. the shelling occurred literally a couple of hours after an emergency meeting of the un security council, which moscow requested to find out on what basis washington and london were acting. after all , sabbes did not give the right to use force. president biden, decision maker attack yemen, declared that he would strike again if he considered it necessary, after which he flew off on another vacation, like a capitalist. hill today issues are being resolved.

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