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tv   Politseiskoe bratstvo  NTV  January 20, 2024 4:45am-5:40am MSK

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i don’t understand why i came from here, dad, relax, enjoy it, just like you relax.
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it’s okay, listen, nikita, let’s get out of here, otherwise we’re sitting here like two maniacs, well, you’re wrong here, maniacs don’t walk in pairs. hello, who are you, what do you need, i want to see you off, thank you, i can handle it myself, what’s scary, they might offend you, i have a spray can, look, i beg you, don’t, please, hush, hush, hush, it won’t hurt you
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more, i can’t promise, drop the knife and take two steps back, you got it all wrong, i just wanted to meet a girl, stand, thank you, dad, how did you get acquainted, what do you say? nothing good, but something is wrong? yes, everything is not in order, i don’t even understand who draws up these contracts for you, there are continuous violations, it can’t be, article 159 for fraud, even for...
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“the old goat, he doesn’t take bribes, that’s why they pushed him into retirement, to award a medal for valor in the service of police lieutenant yanvarev, nikita egorevich, to detain a maniac who could not be caught for several months, it is worth a lot, no one could, but envarev was able to, he identified the criminal, congratulations, sincerely from the bottom of my heart. thank you, uncle , congratulations, thank you, comrade colonel, you don’t just give a medal for valor in the service, your father can be proud of you, the club’s street party has bypassed everything, don’t envy your teeth, put your teeth aside, i ’ve seen enough of that there, well, i’m tired of it, everything is ready, alexey yurievich, the sadness is cleared through customs. thank you,
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i’d like to come play poker, i haven’t seen you for a long time, i’m done with the game, we’ll just sit at the bar. let’s have a drink, i don’t know how to do that, i’m getting excited, well , as you know, alexey yuryevich, and you know, i’ll probably come, i’ll be glad. well, tell me what i bought, it’s interesting , of course, vodka, good finnish vodka, in
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tula with my samovar, who needs it here, there will be demand, my partners and i have set up production in finland. profit is 300%, your share is taken into account, but i didn’t seem to ask for it, i’ll repay what i deserve, by the way, i’ll send you two boxes to try , thank you, thank you so much, i’ve registered everything in my office and cleared customs, please contact me, thank you, let’s go.
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vanya, is everything okay with your head? yes, don’t bother me, what are you doing, why don’t you see, i decided to learn knitting, they say it calms my nerves, put it in its place, i hope you’re joking, what kind of jokes, step, the most retirement activity, he bought wool from video lessons, and how it calms me down, no, rather, rather the opposite, only, i'm just freaking out, that's it. “listen, i have a very serious offer for you, to make coffee, i understand, stolpa, an offer for a cool job, what are you doing, you will be my personal
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bodyguard, well step, well, well, remember how old i am, well, which one me - this, well, what’s his name, kevin kočner, this is cooler than him, so, this is no longer funny, i have knitting, i’ll skip the video lesson, listen, what is your sambo level? kms, was, was, and costner didn’t even have a third youth, step, that’s enough, let’s make some coffee, and by the way, i ’m a good cook, you don’t need a cook, so, i don’t need a cook, i need a bodyguard, look , no need to shoot, no need to fight. well , what’s more, you don’t know how, you’ll loom next to me, well, for my status, for status that’s all, i just need a suit, i have a good one, that’s a menacing face, take off your glasses, take them off
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spread your eyebrows, let's go. it looks great , and in general it’s fire, i’m really afraid to mix it up myself, make sure that your sheep don’t get mixed up, well, i made a provision, on those boxes where it’s just vodka, we have a moose with antlers, on the right boxes there’s a deer with antlers, and what’s there some difference, yes. launch around the club, help you.
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mom, what are you doing, in my opinion, come on, wait, i’m not standing, huh? give me the link, give me the main link, are you okay, maybe i can call an ambulance, hold on to your bag, thank you, igor fedorovich, and...
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they said devet, hey, beauty, where are we going, an experienced driver, a pleasant conversationalist, you can take a tour, go home, i’ve become like a dog, well , that means i need to rest, we’ll go somewhere towards home, i already went to the exhibition with you, we live in the cultural capital, there are a million places. i’m in bed, why don’t we even drink coffee right away? january's a fool, perhaps, but that's not the only thing that attracts you to me? what else? and the fact that i’m a heroic hero with a medal that needs to be washed, especially since it’s friday. i persuaded him, but first go home to change clothes. that's it, stop, you're home, come in, wait, according to the rules, you
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have to go through all my rooms and see if i'm in danger, yes, you'll get over it, you 're my bodyguard, for status, no shooting, banter, i remember everything, wait, then, then tomorrow , and it’s 8 in the morning, and why so early, oh, i still don’t know when i’ll get home, i’m being dragged onto the tram. necessary, necessary, then give me the car keys, uh-huh, uh-huh, why? i will watch over her at night, so that they don’t get mined, no, yes, good night, don’t oversleep, bye-bye, how to dress, well, democratically, that means
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this, i hope we are not going to a strip club, they say you cleared it out, and you went there too, as i say, it was for work, pleasant and useful, but i say, i actually sat quietly on the sidelines, didn’t look at all, just looked , peeking, no, nikit, worry, maybe that’s enough already, ivan vasilyevich, hello, god, what an impressive man, good evening, that’s all. do you have a new car? no, it’s official, god, it’s some kind of service
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that gives out cars like this, i don’t have the right to talk about this topic, i understand, secret, but the main thing is that this service does not threaten your life and health, excuse me, i’m a little tired, and nastya is waiting for a wedding, your nastya left with her gentleman, with whom he is height 184. average build, last name january, intelligent, in love, gallant, car registration number xes-362, left 11 minutes ago, thank you, i understand, no, if you need to collect more information about this young man, i’m ready, i’m talking about dinner, if anything, i’m having cabbage rolls, that’s me so i'm glad,
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it's great! thank you, i don't want to, oh well, whatever you're breaking down, are you crazy or something, and if
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so, i'll punch you in... a hole, put the gun down, please, calm down, everything 's fine, calm down, don't even think, don't bother me, i know what i'm doing, everyone understands what’s going on, everything is fine, everything is fine with us, yes , you wanted to dance, yes, let’s dance, let’s, it’s very interesting how he got into the club with a gun, nikita, i don’t know, i already called, the outfit is on its way, you like it, yes, very much, with a gun it’s probably inconvenient, yes, that’s right, if you want, i’ll hold it, who are you, and who are you
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do you want me to be? 135, 136, 137, 138, 139, 140, no problem , hello, no, go to 1404, 145, 14. 147 egor, 148, 149, 150. egor fedorovich, how are you feeling, does your head hurt? no thanks, fine. and, you know, i was thinking, you’re right, you need to take care of your health. but this is correct. here is
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a token of gratitude to you: i brought you a sugar-free pie and non-store yogurt. i make it myself, so help yourself. thank you. a new species has been discovered in the blood of mid-level manager boris sviridov, who shot himself in a nightclub. synthetic drug. began. a drug appeared in the city recently, it’s called a helicopter. it’s clear why this middle manager’s eyes were shaking. under the influence of this drug, a person loses the ability to adequately assess what is happening.
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riddle, don’t bother me, better tell me what happened to the helicopter, what the side effects are, no problems at all, yes, marina. a slight side effect, we'll get rid of it in the next batch, well, we overdid it a little in the laboratory, well, look, if
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the problem will become widespread, specialists will be sent from moscow, i still can’t do anything, my ears don’t stick out anywhere, the goods arrive at one of garin’s offices, garin, yeah, listen, what about him? he won’t have any questions about this, but i have the situation under control, i’m lazy , why did i come, you forgot your bag, andryush, well, yes, thank you, yeah, well, i’ll go, yes, just next time don't be late, okay. never, i’m unlucky today,
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please, i’m waiting for you at the door. you can take it for another term. thank you always hello. i can not. why? because i'm
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a bodyguard, not a rapist. take the partel, please. “the bodyguard’s hands should be free for your own safety, yes, he’s right, safety comes first, it’s not his fault that the second bodyguard got sick, who’s the bodyguard, but he got sick, arevar
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, goodbye, ruble, nikit, well, really there’s no way to get away with it, but how did the dude blow half his head off, and
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you’re the shift leader, well, let’s write that he burst into the club with a gun, stoned, and i immediately took measures to detain him, uh-huh, well, everyone around is fools, but no... it won’t work out that way, but everyone understands that he was running wild in the club, negotios, whatever you want, but the club definitely needs to be brought in from under attack, the owners are killing me, yes, i understand, come on then tell me who supplied it , who distributed it, who covered it up, well, although it’s clear who covered it up, stop it, i’m really out of the loop, it sucks, well then you’ll be imprisoned out of ignorance, of course i know. that in the club you can get different chemicals, earrings, let’s start, tell us, just don’t go on record. there is
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a dealer, a caretaker of the owner, his name is badger, so through him, all the drugs come into the club, uh-huh, yegorich, for the sake of, excuse me, they urgently need yours. what's happened? yes, there, i don’t know, a pipe burst, i’m afraid that now we’ll flood all the neighbors. i'll go get my instrument now. well, what am i going to do? so.
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i’ll talk to him now, come on, are you here, you’re with me, come out, that means you won’t have to shoot, but you have a shocker, or there’s a gas canister, stop, the canister won’t be enough to work with you, you need a machine gun wear, well, that is, you didn’t take anything, yes, it’s not funny. hey, where were you steering tyr? - and you us, you forgive us, i’ll explain everything now, but where are you going, with you to the market? i , the fact is that - in front of you - is a famous writer , kutuzov, as they say, a prose writer, you hear me that he is a prose writer, that he is talking about birds, i don’t care, you understand, uh, andrei is writing a novel where the action begins with a conflict - in
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the parking lot, well, for...
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drive carefully, writer, yes, uh-huh, excuse me, yes, what, you know how to pound, now learn to drive, prose writer.
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more testimony, maybe it’s possible without the police, well, it’s possible without the police, but that’s all i need to get treatment i'll have to anyway, well, let's give you some money , 1.10 will be fine, 50, yes , fuck you, just wait, wait, well, let's agree, 15, listen, it's easier to move you again, and it will be cheaper and more reliable, you'll get 10, 15 , 15,
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oh, i'll die, i'll die. oh, he broke everything for me, everything is in pieces, oh, i’ll die, i’ll die, they’ll bury me! well, nikita egorovich, did you manage to set up your camera? order, you’re great petrovich, you performed the trick no worse than an honored artist. anyone can pretend to be an artist, but i’m a stunt performer, i’m from the film to hollywood they sent me for an internship, good luck, so for treatment, don’t be impudent. i understand, store, i doubt that this is legal, don’t doubt it, it’s illegal, but this is operational-search activity, my dad taught me, why did he teach you,
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why, secrets are passed on only to family members, well, you can tell me out of friendship , no, only through the tax office. well, it seems that’s it , take the job hostess, you have golden hands, yegor fedorovich, ordinary, but if every normal man should be able to change the background, well, apparently not everyone, if only he i was at home more often, a normal guy, let me feed you lunch, thank you, i’ll go, mistress, your light bulb is not on, but your husband
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can’t change it, you need to screw in the light bulb. i hate waiting, sorry, some freak threw himself under the wheels, you don’t know how to drive, leave early, i promise it won’t happen again, how all the goods are gone, often , i don’t remember such traction for a long time, get used to it, there will be a new shipment in the evening, the truck is still in finland , but already at the border, and where the goods can be picked up, at the ugarin warehouse, andrey will meet you, ship them, yes, keep that in mind. garin is off topic, he thinks that i'm bringing vodka for sale, i heard, let's go, hello, hello,
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hello, good afternoon, and... what kind of place is this? fancy restaurant? why did you come here? listen, you’re asking a lot of questions, i can’t help it, excuse me, let’s drink coffee and come back, did we drag this far to drink coffee? behind me, shines in such places, this is part of my work, you know, the cream of society, the elite gather here, i know, i read, let's go, hello, hello!
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“well, you’re a bastard, alina, my name is, you remembered, or maybe show me a mole, no, listen, intervene, girl , excuse me, please, but andrei ivanovich doesn’t like familiarity, really, and you ’re entering the european market, you ’ve changed your orientation, alina, listen, it’s because of people like you that men change their orientation , if you didn’t go, i’ll go, styopa, well, i told you, red suits you, it suits you, but you’re a fool , i had a new suit, i had one too, hello
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, lesh, hello, nikita, i’ll give you something i uploaded the video, look, uncle lyosh, it looks like you got scammed. excuse me, mikit, in what sense, if anything, the drug is called a helicopter takes away god forbid, enjoy watching it. where can i pick up the product? in garin's warehouse. andrey will meet you and ship you. yes, keep in mind, garin is not in the subject, he thinks that i am getting vodka for sale. kolya, yes, alekseevich, call the elephant.
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great, guys, come, well, okay , alexey yuryevich, they scared me, i thought they were some thugs or cops, what nonsense, what nonsense, i don’t understand what you’re talking about, but now you’ll understand. so far they’re asking you normally, in bottles, let him go, slan, show him what you’re doing, you wild dog. that's where
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manrov, she’s not here, call. look at what he’s doing, well , well, do something, you need to do, uh, man, what are we doing, not your business, fuck off, this is my lawn, i live here, well, let’s go home, huh excuse me, wait, wait , you have a familiar face, i saw you somewhere, it
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’s a writer, andrei kutuzov, one of the most famous people in our city, kutuzov, guys, come here, they want to get an autograph, but not are you the same kutuzov, he is the one who wrote that we are all stupid and we have one gyrus in our brain, for sure, but this is a different type, and what are you going to do, let’s run, yeah, if we survive, i’ll let you go. if we survive, i’ll kill you myself, what’s the matter? tell me, who are you? are you
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my husband so i can report to you? if i were you, i would still talk to me. and i told you, your share has been taken into account, just don’t go any further. listen, friend, turn it down half a tone. who is this? i'm an elephant, put my trunk up your ass before i do it. what did you say? quiet, quiet, quiet. you are trained. shut up. sasha, sasha. sasha, sasha, let me talk to her, please, yes please, just tell me, let the market filter, lesh, what kind of presentation is this, it’s just business, you set me up, i’m sneaking vodka from the back, what questions, again, what are you sneaking? maybe that’s enough, lesh, i’m giving this city
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what it needs, demand creates supply, it was, is, and will be, what are you doing, animal, marin, leave, this city will somehow manage without you, that means, that means so. if you want war with me, there will be war for you, quickly! hi, hi, you can turn on the light, it doesn’t
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work like that, but you turn it on, tadam, in our house settled. wonderful neighbor, tarasov came again, the siphon broke in the kitchen, i was afraid that we would flood the neighbors, then our savior appeared, yes yegor fedorovich, just a miracle, he came, blocked everything , installed a new siphon, so when he left, he replaced the cartridge, you will eat, yes , i'll break something. it means the whole thing is in the cartridge, who would have thought,
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everything is fine, something was done correctly, that... so young people, and you know that drinking alcohol in public places is prohibited, so we can, yes, but the article 2020, leave behind, guys, what am i i hear, comrade lieutenant of justice, excuse us, please, we have a holiday , i made an offer, congratulations, thank you, valery, wrap the bottle in a bag, otherwise pss will come now let's go, we should have driven the car after all, frozen or something , uh-huh, listen, let’s go over there with dad
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and have some tea, 5 minutes through the park we’re there, let’s speed up. who is there? is this me and nastya? hi hi. what's happened? nothing happened. yes. well, what have you come? ah... and we’re cold, we wanted to get you some tea, let us in, some tea, well, cat, we’re starting, wait, wait, well, dad, dad,
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dad, well... what are you filing, well, what is this, gratitude for honest and conscientious work, and oh, goodbye, uncle egor, ours, wait, cool, dad , girls , catch him, take care of him, nastya, wait, minka , yes, it turned out inconvenient, sorry, yes, i understand everything, an apple from an apple tree, what an apple, nastya, did i call them, so that i could live like this in
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retirement, nastya, mom , it’s working , what’s going on, what happened, hands on the guy, someone will tell you something, listen, everything is legal here, variety theater, the documents are in order, we’ll sort it out, well , sort it out, i paid yours for six months in advance, everyone should stay in place, work with the special forces.
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general strunin, and munroe whispered to him that it’s not clear, again munroe, this american goat got it, nod, i’ll move the straps, as if she doesn’t cut you into straps, don’t interfere, i’ll figure it out myself, so figure it out. it’s time that you put up with it, yes,
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that’s it, bye, andrei ivanovich, andrei ivanovich, and milk, yes it is necessary, excellent, you can’t imagine how much they mean to me your books, i have a job for you, fate itself sent you to me, me to you, i want children from you. “i need to call, but sit for now, hello, hello, ivan, i urgently need you, styopa, i’m no longer responsible for your safety, i’m ready to pay you twice as much, or at least three times, banter, no, i want the rest i can't spend days in peace, i can't do that with you, listen, at least for a week, until i find a guard, i have a fan here. they're crazy, they're sick of it, no, in the near future egor and i will be spending time in the middle of nowhere on the border with estonia, but why?
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outback, an old friend invited me to go fishing, a stern group of men and no crazy fans, so i’m with you, what? for being an asshole, dear, you also throw bottles on the floor like that at home , what do you need, i asked a simple question, what do you want, it seems to me that you are drunk, everything is correct, it seems to you, hey, let’s get out of the car, come on, eh ? van, let's load up, let's go, hi guys
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, great, hi, i'm ready, i don't mind, great, and i don't mind, i think the beluga won't mind either, are you crazy? beluga will you catch it, it’s from the red book? beluga is a surname, a retired lieutenant colonel, currently working, but actually his name is samson, you know, a cool guy, listen, you can warn him, call him about me, it’s useless, there’s no connection there, no, still somehow uncomfortable, oh well, don’t worry, well then i’m ready, yeah. “do you need to change clothes, do i? yes, you are welcome, fitting room, from the first day in my new
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position, i declared war on the so-called crime boss, and i would like to separately note the large-scale war and uncompromising, when you can wait for results, and the results are already there , comrade general, can you go into more detail, in the interests of the investigation, not yet..." masquerading as a businessman, and this, this is just the beginning. i, general strunin, give my word as an officer that i will bring order in this city. well , you have to think with your head, if only there had been a combat pistol, then, everything then,
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would have remained like this for the rest of your life, inconsolable. having never become the hero’s wife, you’re a fool in january, okay, now you’ll go to the trauma , no, nastya, i’m not going anywhere, you’ll go, then you’ll bring honey to my committee conclusion, don’t argue with me , i obey, i obey, at least you remembered the car number , you’re offended, xy 681 178 region, 178, great, that means we’ll find it quickly, yeah, well, what did he come for, otherwise you yourself don’t know, of course, article 317 ukrf, encroachment on the life of a law enforcement officer, from twelve to life, mentally, that’s not the right word, you’re still here, quickly into injury, why are they so long, i drowned in them, while i’m trying to walk with a spinning rod - that’s just it, i look like a scarecrow, khimingui, by the way,
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is also a famous writer, and nothing, he went to such a sweater, the sweater is some kind of fool.
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my boys will make a shawarma out of her in 5 minutes , don’t touch munro, i said, she’s not stupid without serious trump cards, she won’t go to war, and what ’s wrong with you, at least the fact that drugs were imported from finland through my company, yes, it’s bad , who knew, here are the women, you can’t mess with them... listen, but you can tell the boys, let them gut her people at the points of the little one, sanya, here you are an elephant, but it comes to you like a giraffe, i said, in open, we can’t defeat it, are you a complete moron, completely like a moron right away, well, who are you, if you shot at a policeman, it’s not written on his forehead that he was me, he came up,
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took out a bagpipe, i thought he wanted to steal a car, what should i do? left to do, and turn on my head, my head, so i turned it on, i thought, if i did n’t him, then he saw me, xiva, then he saw when he fell, really uncle kohl, i thought he was a thief, there were witnesses, no, he’s in i drove up in a quiet place, i hate cops, all the werewolves, where the trunk of the case, i threw it out, where, in the fountain, and why do everyone’s nephews look like nephews, but i’m in disarray? why gouge it right away? yes, because when you get drunk, you always get into some kind of shit. remember, this is the last time, the last time i save you, understand? thank you, uncle kol, thank you, thank you.

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