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which will come along with the next atlantic cyclone, in the north-west , precipitation will already be close to zero , frosts will begin to fall in the center, in the volga region there is still a negative anomaly, but tomorrow it will be much milder there too. in the south, snowfalls are stuck in the mountains, in sochi there will be rain, but in most areas the sun will appear, and there will be less heat; frosts are not uncommon here now either. in st. petersburg there is about zero and sleet, in moscow there is no precipitation and -7.
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it's you, you can't live like that. uh-huh, 4.5, six, six, six, six, six.
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six, yeah, go seventh, you made it, dog, go here, where is the seventh trunk, look what i have, uncle, oh, wieners, where did you go, wow, what are you doing, are you stuck there? or something, or you're in the nesting period, but yes, you're stuck, oh , what, what are you talking about, you'll lose weight first, since you 've grown fat with us, hello, what the hell, are you just doing this or on business, we're having a murder, come, huh. .. why are you calling, what if it’s
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not a goblin, he’s really freaking out about something? yes, okay, well, you sent me addresses, and this, len, i’m taking this opportunity, but how to make a dog lose weight, and don’t give him meat, translate to vegetables, okay, i’ll try, come on, just like that, you’ll be reborn into a rabbit, when you lose weight, remind me, they’ll disappear. my comrade, tell me, show me, tell me, show me, comrade major, man, 35-40 years old, probably a businessman, judging by the expensive car, yes, it’s a smart car, i think we’ll quickly understand from it.
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who is something, like it’s alive, it’s not usual, most likely sharpening, robbery, i thought so too at first, but they checked the pockets, like money, phone, everything is in place, and this is his mouse, suddenly a mark, in general, i’m thinking of something didn't you see? may be, now let's see, yes, the matter promises to be loud, sausage, salami, china, aren't you feeding him, what's on top, or something, i'm feeding him , of course, he just became a vegetarian, he became a vegetarian a long time ago , yes, a long time ago, somewhere in the morning what is it? and,
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it seems, i went, wow, and the heat, limonides! do you have air conditioning in your car? i have air conditioning, and we also have a corpse? not interested? i’m talking about women, i’m interested in why everyone, every moron has air conditioning in their car, but i still don’t have it, i’ll explain to you why, because you’re a moron. chosen one, you understand, you haven't tried buy water in the store, i know that you can buy water in the store, as always, without money, but no, that’s not the problem, i just want to buy a conditioner, but what happens is that even max
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carries his uneducated cattle in a car with air conditioning , and i’m a person with a higher education, oh , it’s over, i drank it all, that’s what i’m thirsty for, well... yeah, uh-huh, oh, oh, oh, look, i’m barely registering, i’m walking through the door, at home, at home, joking if you will, let's get down to business, lyoshenka, being overweight is no joke, right, igor? do you hear, i have a figure like the ancient greek god, the amballon , uh-huh, uh-huh, like a balloon, fuck off, i told you, you hear, i don’t need to give a damn about my bread, victim ilya ilf, 38 years old, businessman, sold auto parts,
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this is interesting, uh-huh, that’s what happens, he could have had spare parts from mesardes then, guess what, i mean, i shot him. who will get it, he has no one, well, all these doors in the warehouse, air conditioners, they cost a lot of money, bells, again, you know, igorenya, you, oddly enough, asked the right question, as always idiotically formulated it, uh-huh, in other words, who benefited from the death of the businessman, and the detectives, use it, thank you, lesha, uh-huh, but he, he had a wife, never, she’s all here, lacan, what are you you're talking, well, you're like a little mar, firstly, he could have had a lover, that's right, lyosha, for example, i, a creature, a brute, stole my only rebelbrod, well, don't be so bad, i 'll return him to you tomorrow, you you promise, of course, i’ll bring
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the bag straight, okay, gourmets, someone is coming with me to inspect the apartment, of course, everyone is going , you’re for the youngest , which, of course, yes, well, now it’s clear, it’s clear why his spare parts are so expensive, that means he’s the whole restocker, the buyer killed him, found out the prices, got upset, well, here you go, you’re for you also constantly buy spare parts for your trough, which means you are also on suspicion,
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very funny, i’ll tell you this, tell me, any moron can live richly, so you try to live. creepy, economical, who are you talking about now igor, i’m just saying that while some steal mercilessly, others put it off for six months money striptease, what a striptease, what a striptease, what does a striptease have to do with it, what are you talking about, i say, i’m saving money for a condominium car, fred’s reservations immediately rushed one after another. yeah , pay attention to the screen, he knows, it means it’s a robbery , uh-huh, well, svintus opened it, it was opened by the owner or someone who has the keys, well, as you
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said, i immediately said that this is a startle already in the sense of a robbery , and don’t, freud has nothing to do with it, lyosha, i understand. police, don't shoot, very funny, your neighbor was killed, you knew him, no, never met, never met, but he won’t bite, how will he bite, stand, i’m standing, don’t move, stop, don’t move, what do i hear, i ’m coming, we’re coming here, and he’s... hungry, he’s shy with us , open the refrigerator
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, they decided to freeze the neighbor’s money, no , it’s mine, and the prints on the safes are also yours, no , it can’t be, i wiped everything, i just found out that ilya was killed, and he has no heirs, no family, no children, i thought it was good to go to waste, huh? you understand me, of course, but i just have the key to his apartment, he i left, just in case, everything i would need, not naked from the refrigerator, house arrest, i realized, the author is waiting at the refrigerator, wow.
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hello, hello, what do you want to sell? sirodka, have you gone crazy, no, with the police, we want to ask a couple of questions about the murder of your friend, yeah, yeah, okay,
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so what, and secondly, my business is absolutely legal, yeah, so my albie is made of steel, well, that doesn’t happen, well, like the fact that you’re free, it’s just our fault, you know, yeah, so i’m here for now i’ll take a look , but i didn’t give permission, and i asked him once, so guys, stand here, keep quiet, oh, come on, come on, come on, come on, what are you, what are you, gentleman, oh, you’ll cry for such words, let me introduce you . i hear that you are a ram, who tormented you to park in an unrestricted place, and this, by
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practically rolled it on condensation, i’ll give it here, ilf and i were partners, then along the way i suggested that he repaint it and sell these damaged stolen cars, he didn’t want to scrounge, why he was scared, that’s why we divided the business, he did it for himself. i was working on spare parts, and i was working on the car, guys, why should i kill him, well, i don’t know, let’s figure out who killed him then, listen, excuse me,
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it’s your business to find who killed him, i there’s definitely nothing to do with it, ours means we’ll find it, but you have nothing on me at all, that i ’m sitting here at all, seriously, yes, but there’s a whole range of stolen cars, oh, guys, well, the whole business is registered under ilf, so ask him, of course, he fooled everyone, well done, well , the prints there on what we find in the trunk are all yours, why sit here for now, petrov should be released, he says, what a bastard, a creep, a shady guy. so what, is the business registered to ilf? what are your complaints against petrov? lyozhenka, come on, at least we have 24 hours, let’s give him back, he’s rotten, he’s out of it
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there must be spare parts for the department, well, yes, well, but no, go and re-educate the ms, and i will prepare the documents to release petrov. let's go up. i don’t know, there’s nothing wrong with me, i’m telling you, i don’t know who came elfa, but we both know something, who did it, yes, yes, bro, and this issue better be resolved quickly, otherwise it will come to us he’ll come, uh-huh, that can’t be the same,
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no damn thing, we’ve already realized that i have a drunken corpse here, a dead drunk corpse . the killer's handwriting is the same, there are no documents, well, i knew it, everything is clear, right away guessed it, decided to mark the beginning of the investigation, igor, what an idiot , look, there’s only one salad here, it’s like half of my air conditioner, i ’ll use lettuce to cool the air later, i don’t know what you ’ll use to cool the air with later, but with decency you could i would like to inspect the crime scene, but just look at it here, even a moron understands everything to me, ordinary gang violence. the territory has already been completely surveyed, you know, in your opinion, i should recognize every bandit hariya in the city by sight, in principle, yes, but this is so special, just recently i went to it, yet
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i was indignant... that he damaged your car , be careful, igor, that's right, he's a bastard, i recognized him , that's right, that brute broke my car, well, i immediately told him then, people like that don't live long, and that means you have a motive, of course, we’ll make a confessional appearance, but what does it have to do with me, am i a moron or something, well, yes, lesh, igor almost confessed, you say something, so good, they didn’t take the money, besides, it’s a sharpening, but you’re on your own look at the sharpening, you... the supposed motive is revenge, but what kind of revenge, look, exactly the same badge was lying on first, we have a series, wow , oh you, this is evidence, come here, come here, yes, trust me, trust me, i’ll take it myself, well, come here , you bastard, give it back to the co-workers, ah, that’s it, well, you bastard
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, well, such a kebab ruined, he slobbered all over it, well, how can you eat this after you, my mouth is watering, so who will pay for the kebab, who ate it, here it is, here i am, i didn’t eat it, i won’t go, let’s go , then we ’ll talk, hello, len, you have petrov’s dossier on your table, can you send me his wife’s address, but how’s the dog? "damn it, okay, here you go i can’t get him used to vegetables, listen, how did you teach leonidova to them, by threats or affection, yeah, that means threats, she grew up in an orphanage, because her own mother, who abandoned her in the forest, did not write a waiver for her, a waiver was not from my mother, and i was not recognized as an orphan, and then i changed my name from ales to lelit, so as not to have
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season february 11 at 20:20 on ntv. what exactly is strength? in money, weapons? authorities, strength is always in the truth, and the truth is always strong , yeah, well, okay, i'm... i'm not proud of this, but i won't deny it, that's true, and yes, it's my job , i love honest people, take a pen, a piece of paper, write a message, spavina, i i think a couple of years with
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with a knife in the heart, most likely sharpening, but the goal is not robbery, is this revenge, or a message to someone, yusya, look what a tasty treat he bought you, what did he say, and what starts again, here and there, we communicated normally.
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that’s it, it’s hard to climb the stairs, but i’m not pregnant, honestly, huh? what do you know, hear, let me be your dog if you you’ll also feed me, i’ll be happy to stay, i can bark, come on, aw, no, well , somehow more confident after all, well, well , we want to a couple of times, aw, then again, aw, come on, add power, no, sorry, igor, the tonality is a little off, wait, come on, get started, well... ugh, i wouldn’t want to disrupt your intellectual conversation, well, what are you disrupting,
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i forgot to ask you, animal, we in general - we’re investigating a double murder, and what ’s new with us, the real name of these ilf and petrov, uh-huh, one has the last name, so, the second, one has the last name gazars, and the second noskov, so there were three of them, or what? yes, there was a third named pimp, real name... ashot surname ignatiev, i know this dude, aunt zhora introduced me to him, listen, and i’ll think about your transfer to a dog, you’re growing up, well , we quickly figured out the buffoon, he's now the owner of the strip club empire, so who's the shot? and shotik, ashotik, empire, so why are we sitting, let’s fly, magdimov, i’ll go with you, well, you understand, yes, but for the purposes of contraception, contraception? just igor, no need for gasoline
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miba pour, then you can safely eat on your own, i just wanted to save money, you save every day, you asshole, look, you’re on the nest for me, he’s trying harder. hi tatik healthy nest i like it hisses everything you want private you hear of course i want to laugh but what is possible or something of course.
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you have such a pleasant perfume with notes of gasoline, yes, i’m such a perfumer, lower than that, girl, solarium, yeah, i won’t bother you, let’s come here, it ’ll cost, with a discount friends, of course, you’ve gone crazy or something, really, wait , girl, yes, i’m for such women myself i’ll climb this pole, just wait, girl , i’m on two air conditioners, i’m like crap , i don’t understand, are you going to take private or not, i ’ll take whoever you want private, milena, angelica, nest, fuck off, it’s unlikely they me, what. he’ll say, here’s ashot styunerovich
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ignatiev with you, i talked privately, let’s go, but i don’t like it when they call me a pimp, well , let’s go to the department, you’ll arrange a private conversation there , i think there will be a lot of people willing, let’s go, it’s better if you come to us, no more discounts, fuck off, you're already in prison, so girls, sub-police, come on, let’s quickly remove the evidence and interrogate. passion, come here , where did you go, what do you want from me , you recognize these two, i’m seeing them for the first time, like this, i don’t know anything, i have an honest business, so to speak, i’ve taken the path of correction, well, tell me then, honest pimp, who is taking revenge on you like this for what? i have no idea, i
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got out of prison, i never saw these two again, no crime, seriously, we have a decent establishment, so i understood, oh, well done, what is this, starch, obviously, yes, yeah, for pies, a shotik, how much is elvira? now i’ll look at the menu, but come on, elvira, go ahead!
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nest, when you drain the gasoline , make sure, maybe it’s diesel fuel after all, you understand, well, in the chairs, that a mercedes will be bad for diesel fuel, no, that’s bad, buy yourself a new engine, is that bad, that’s good, and for the fact that you missed the criminal, i ’ll answer to the loud one, like a penny, you? no need, i’ll return everything, you can’t live like that, it’s great that it’s on foot, bitch, nest, everything was drained from the tank, everything is honorable, idiot, yes, why would he
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, i’ve already taken care of security, so don’t be shy, when the three of us were sitting in the prison zone, we met the undertaker, that’s his nickname, he was in prison for murder, he knew that we would soon be released. said that he was ready to tell where he hid the money, we could take it and start a business with this money, but we would share the profit, the profit with him 50/50, naturally, we agreed, and that we even shared, first yes, and then when business went uphill, the toad began to press, give it to him so much, to squeeze a little, and then petrov offered not to pay at all, he said that it was cheaper to order an undertaker, he would be killed right
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in prison, there was no risk, no one would think of us, and we agreed, and what happened, the undertaker not only survived after assassination attempt, he managed... what do you mean? well, let's say that you survived, let's catch it with live bait? no, never, never. what is it, are you afraid? of course, you don't know the undertaker, okay, in any case,
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you have security. let's talk, who are you talking to, you can't start the operation without me, after all i decided to change the linen, drink in the insole, in the trash, that’s how it should be, that’s what the doctor ordered, drink red wine, it makes you bleed. it’s established, smerdilov, oh, what did you eat, how much did you drink, half a glass of a bucket, without bait we won’t catch the undertaker, he’ll lie to the bottom, maybe even forever, let’s say that this one won’t kill him, petrov, here’s petrov, for example, he’s alive , who will be the bait, me of course, why
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not me, he’ll kill for you, but i don’t feel sorry for him , let’s go, it looks like it’s fine, it looks like, only petrov didn’t have a dog, he can hide it somewhere, listen, well, how many dogs are running around the construction site, why pay attention to everyone, well , just in case, okay? go hide, lyosha has a huge sandwich there , well done, they just called from the hospital , shota was attacked, everyone is going to the hospital, we are going to the hospital, the undertaker is there, well, something is somehow strange, no,
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that’s all , whether? here i am, left without protection? think about who you are, i thought you were petrov, and i’m vasichkin, what’s going on? vasechkin, i’ll have to kill you, i understand. back up, i'll fall off.
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i am now like khrymen for first blood, like cool, this place is where the fool of the victims of a genetic experiment lives, funny, both, hurray,
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yes!
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well, where are you going? hard day today, three corpses, two holes, everything blew away. lyosha, at least give him a sausage as a reward, but isn’t broccoli a reward ? no, broccoli is lena’s favorite dish for me, don’t you know, okay,
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today we’ll have dumplings, but only today, look, where’s the appendicement? you're hemorrhoids, where i shed buckets of blood for you, that's why we decided to chip in to buy you, finally, an air conditioner, negrodny, everything is like i wanted that, that is, i have mestrades, i have, that i don’t, so there is air conditioning, there is. oh, where's the scam? here he is, yeah, and where is all this now, what kind of car is he
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already burning, it’s his car, let him burn it, yeah, it would be better if he burned himself, of course. but the smell is not that great, thank you.
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no way, try, come on, come on , do it, do it, no pens, no spoon, motherfucker, trouble doesn’t come, alone, get out of here, yes, darling, go. everyone played, no, i’m not for you, lesh, you ’re a dog, this is some kind of joke, to the museum at night,
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yeah, well, i understand, okay, let’s go now, don’t get upset, let’s go ahead, whatever you’re doing, uncle, that’s it. we ate here with our spoon, played, the day was a success, he disappeared, disappeared, you calm down, who is missing, who is he? scepter of yaroslav. i missed him, they tied me up, what could i do one against two? which means there were two criminals after all, yes, did you remember them? well, can you describe the faces? they
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were wearing masks, so what is there to describe? and i see that everything is as usual here, we’ll play with the washcloth, right? what do you allow yourself? what's happened? come on, get out of the museum! what are you, a hooligan? you what, you've gone crazy, or what? well, i'm an asshole at performing. not only is he a hooligan, he is also uncultured and illiterate. lyosha, tell him. i’m telling you, igoryonya, this is a museum , you can’t walk around in dirty shoes, husk seeds and yell, so i’m not on my own, i ’m wearing a hat, by the way, in a museum you can’t take pictures with a flash either, but i understand, and we they haven’t finished with you yet, you should be careful here, you hear, but the dogs have come close, in vain, go home, there are professionals here without you. they’ll figure it out, well
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, igor, aren’t we such two amateurs, can we to interfere with professionals like you, yes, when you were still in a hysterical museum, in a hysterical museum, you probably would never, probably not, woodsy, i’m telling you, well, i ’m telling you, woodsy, you don’t even know that you’re not allowed in a museum don’t jump, don’t, don’t walk around with dirty feet, don’t yell, sorry igor, it just annoys me, that’s all. why are you jumping here, it’s still a museum, but i’ve already said it 100 times, well, who am i, an asian, a barbarian, they don’t give a damn igor, but please tell me how many cameras there are in the hall, three, two here and there’s one in the main hall, but it’s broken , yeah, it’s clear, yes, of course, even a moron can understand it, that means the criminals knew where all the cameras were, igor, don’t scare me with such sensible thoughts, you hear, follow me, i always have sensible thoughts. everything has eased up, where to go, what
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kind of rubbish is this, where did you get it? this is not rubbish, this is the bone of an ornithocherus chick, but give it back immediately, please, what kind of cherry did you bring it? well, here’s a scratch, an animal, what can you take, well, yes, i was playing around, excuse us, go outside to play, this is not a playroom for you. everyone goes outside, quieter, quieter, quieter, don’t break a bone, well done , we don’t have any leads, that’s it , the criminals knew about the surveillance cameras, the caretaker only remembered the masks, nothing else, well , it turns out that they prepared all this in advance, it turns out that there was something i didn’t see, but what exactly was stolen, like yaroslav’s skipper?
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igor, i would have killed, what a witness we are, we work here, by the way, we work here, by the way, workers, it’s just your work that makes me sick, and your dog, just take it, you asshole, what is it, well, i found it who to work with, leshnik, what a monster he is he leaves the dog in the car at night, and let’s face it, this is the same monster that the recorder doesn’t turn off at night.
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wait, if the recorder worked all night, that means he could have removed the criminals, but we’re just a gang, lesh, let’s help the dogs, wait, you know the law as well as me, i’ll even say more, i know that the law is better than you, lesh, come on , wait, wait, if the owner returns, and if he doesn’t, lyosha, you will answer for the death of the dog, i personally don’t, wait, come on.
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uh-huh, you heard it, an official request that works, the identities of the criminals could not be established, they did not take off their masks until they got into the car, it works brilliantly, take your time, please, it worked install car number 1872, car owner artur timofeev, 34 years previously convicted of theft for armed assault. he has two garage addresses and his home address turns out to be not so bad lesha , hello where first we’ll go to timofeev’s apartment or to the garage, let’s go there and there at the same time. i’m going to the garage, you’re going to the apartment , yes, come on, what’s needed, then i’ll go to the garage too,
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i want to make sure that you ’re doing everything according to your orders, the little girl has grown up already, don’t piss, she’s grown up, oh, she’s even disappeared, bitch , you, you, new shoes, from crocodile faces, you do you know how much they cost? oh, you and your nests are morons, my words, get the hell out of here, go to hell, he said, you're an asshole, the main thing is max, do everything according to the law, if the garage is closed, don't break in, call, we'll write out a warrant, i'm telling you that , what are you, well, while you are there in the border , get it. you will, i’ll be back from vacation , yes, it’s good, you need to rest, you orphan,
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get in the back, fuck it, that’s right, where are you going , i’ll go with you, you’ll go on your own two feet, no, i can’t, i’m in trouble, he’s in trouble , some moron, he broke my window, and anyway, you’re disappearing without me, lyosha, come on, let’s go, don’t be tormented. and familiar numbers, but like four are empty, everything is according to the law. lyosha would be so happy, just
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like you got it, honestly, but you’d better help deflate the tires, on the apport, on! like this, open the door, the bear has arrived, i entered successfully.
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wow, this is just a club for those who like to walk around. hello, well, here’s another thing, it’s a beautiful thing, a good stick, it’s clear that it costs so much. i've been running around, take a rest,
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great. what do you want? hello, yes kharetri is calling! hello, we would like to and i! in short, your grandson was running around, now he’ll be drinking backgammon. what? at nardo, i say, it will be cheesy. i'm translating from kritinsky. my colleague would like to know if artur timofeev is at home, and so you go to him, he hasn’t lived here for five years now. so, old corga, are you going to win? she changed her mind about playing with us here, and i say, if your grandson is somewhere, open the door, it’s breaking the law, i saw, learn, educationalist, from the educationalist, well, let’s go to the tree , hooligans, so that yours on these, yours are not here, ah, oh, that's enough, i'll show you too,
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hooligans, i... little one, why are you laughing, idiot, half a dozen, thank you for the lesson, educational, contact me, you will send me the video later, it was a live broadcast, great, yes, i hear you earlier, you should have warned me, you got me you me with your sticks. ay, get up, get up, he said , get up, don’t flog you, that you grew up like this , a creature, and a bald cheburashka,
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yes, the old corga scratched my whole mug, well, it’s okay, now i’ll put her in 15 acres for
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beating my official with a broom , and would you? this official was rude, maybe to be a venik then wouldn’t have gotten it, whoever was rude, i wasn’t rude, i’m actually culture itself, you can write about me in the dictionary, i ’m writing obscene words at you, boss, you can’t talk on the phone while driving, i turn it on loud, what have you got , you found timofeev, and what the hell is it, according to your tattoo there was an old corga, what are you talking about, nezdilov, where is lesha? i’m here, here, translating for you from kretinsky, which means that at the address that you kindly provided us, there was only an elderly woman, and she’s a goner, as you understand, they didn’t find a common language, but what kind of language, the language is like a sweeper, the hands are hooks, the old hag, rubbish, for a well-known reason, the witness refused to continue
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the conversation with us, thank you, your help is invaluable, and where is max, he’s not picking up the phone? he’s in timofeev’s garage, probably this bald baboon won’t find a damn thing there, but god, the motor is skinny, he threw the phone, nut, she decided to break up with her roommate, and he decided to bury her alive, he runs up, opens the doors and immediately starts beating me, did he tell you that he would kill you? yes, he had a knife, but first the man decided to brutally disfigure. he says to his ex, i’m going to nail your legs now , nail you, a nail was driven into my left leg, oh, what a horror, this gasoline poured in, and i burst into flames, you were burning alive, the unfortunate woman was saved thanks to the fact that the car in which she they were taking her to finish her off , she got into an accident, wanted to fly out of the car, the steering wheel turns in this direction, there is
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the uselessness, and why is he unconscious, lost, as gnezdilov says, there’s no way, comrade major, began to read him his rights, according to the law, but the man was tortured, call the guys, guys, how, help, who the hell are you? who, well , was blown away by how nezdilov speaks to nervous using unfamiliar methods and what about it’s high time to meet igor a long time ago. with whom? with methods? here is a witness, he agrees with me, i don’t believe him, wait, where is the scepter? was he not there? there was a second robber, he left with him, thanks to someone, he let him down, maksimov and the criminal and the priority scepter.
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rare, but not humid, if only it was there such a professional as i am, i wouldn’t let anyone down, but no one has ever run away from gnezelov, yes, everyone left on foot, i woke up there too, this timofeev, i’ll go ask him, wait, yes, yes, wait, wait, i know, how do you interrogate, and then all the newspapers are screaming about torture in the police, no, let me do the interrogation myself, i’ll familiarize you with everything according to the rules, let him go and ask, you remember what you said loudly, it’s clear, go, go, that’s it , i’m going to the interrogation room, go ahead, yeah, assholes, stand up, put a chair, sit down.
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i'm joking, i've changed my mind, where is your sweatshirt, i'm mine i know i’m right, i won’t tell you anything without a lawyer, i understand, you generally teach how to shave first, and then ask garbage questions. what, who, who is trash? what kind of trash do you think i am? i am the chairman of the law, captain gnezdelov, i ’ll do this to you now, so, so, so , and what are you planning to do with my client, captain gnezdelov, and who are you, grandchildren andrey stepanovich, lawyer of citizen timofeev, yeah, whose grandchildren , what kind of lawyer, do you have an order, i
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mean, show me your documents. now i’ll show you, i passed, it couldn’t have happened faster, close the bro, let's get out, we'll take the detention away from you, baby, rest. i don’t understand what the hell, what do you want from a coffee table, it hasn’t worked for 5 years, seriously, yes, but why is this such happiness, no way, maksimov? you are again
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using your barbaric methods of work , you broke into timofeev’s without a warrant, i didn’t break into anyone, look at what, i met him on the street, completely by accident, but of course, you also say that he voluntarily surrendered without coercion, he wanted to confess to everyone, you saw everything, you were there, it turns out, why are you kidding all the time, stop joking, don’t you understand that you can really be suspended, you’ve already been suspended , well, stop throwing around, honestly, okay, i’ll... i’ll be more careful, i promise, what are you, a nest, a program failure, or something, nothing, i i demand, yes, come on, i demand the adoption of a law limiting the will of lawyers, as well as the weight and size of their diplomats, nest, what? i'm fine, where is
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timofeev, who? timofeev, which one, timofeev, but timofeev, i don’t know, a lawyer came, they went somewhere, bitch, you let the criminal, the suspect, go, what’s the difference, that’s it, what difference does it make, that’s all, it’s all maksimov’s fault, but why are he betrothed. shut up, shut up, gnezdilov, where are we going to look for him now, exactly, home or to the garage, now he’s unlikely to go, fact, lyosha, i can’t understand, but how did the lawyer know which? just a second, igor, can you, yes, kozlina , well, he left, that’s it, but there was no tail behind me, i checked, and you have the registrar with you,
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always with me, there was no need for a lawyer to keep an eye on you, a beacon, then yes, they left the recorder on as a bait, but... in right about something? what? well, you and i are morons, lyosha. do i have any more news for you? well, some one will interrupt, bitch! managed to recover data from the dvr memory card. wait, is this familiar? i think i know where to look for him. well, lesh, len, you see, oh, maksimov is great, yes, max, well, just to clarify,
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27 people died. dozens of wounded, the latest data on the shelling of the market in donetsk in the republic is a day of mourning, what is the reaction in the world? in favor of trump: an unexpected turn in the us presidential race, who recognized lost the race. there won't be any fun anymore. russia intends to deny access to the barintsov sea to british fishermen. how will this affect the kingdom's economy? well , also, what is happening with the prices for oil and gas supplies, what the oil workers were asked by the authorities, and we will reveal the secret of one of them. ancient burials in yaroslavl. this is the program today in the studio of dmitry zavoisky. hello. today is a day of mourning in the dpr. people's republic.

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