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tv. unsinkable devil. so what to do with it? with him? what to do with this fool lieutenant? the prosecutor won't calm down. and i, comrade general, seem to know how to pin chertanov. yes, and how? and so it is. you're making a joke of a seal, in short , fly away this one of ours, razin, dad, mom, dad, he'll run over, he won't run away, sturgeon, i'm serious now, if i were you, i'd hold my horses, you'd better hold your partner, the lawyer would hold back, it's too painful frisky, no, right?
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and he will drag you away when he goes down, and what i want to say is that you are done with by storms, and you take me, your special battalion, for re-education, i’ll become a battalion commander , i’ll take you, high, and only chickens fly low, by the way , about high, i entered into an intimate relationship with your hive, i’m not jealous, i admitted, i’m jealous, i have friends a lot, but i have one wife, i don’t have any spare ones, no, i’m serious, how is things going with her, everything has been going for a long time , we’re getting ready to give birth soon, i’m talking about our underground obscene site, i’ll have time to finish, gray, everything has been working for a long time, you go to the internet yourself and check, i can’t, i can’t get swept away on obscene legal sites. ok,
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pass mine big, okay, come on, so , what is this, so, commander, your pants are wet, wet, and then how can i dry the seats, yes, come on, come on, about some kind of top of the head, entrance, vital, vital , you asked your mothers how she flew into the river,
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seryoga, seryoga, we have no right. we have no bibs or tokens. come on, listen, i ’ll hand over the portions, let them take it without us. without us. you know, vitali, once someone thought exactly the same thing, without us, and then a drunken mouth on a fury came to my windshield. sorry, commander. we accept. yellow shkoda fabia 135. we're pressing to the right, we'll see who 's going to drop who off, get out of the car, get out, get out, she said, and the driver is here, the traffic cops stopped us, open your eyes, move on with them, go ahead, who's the second special traffic police battalion, captain razhnov , you're okay, take him.
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he’s sitting there, seated, your license and documents for the car, but my wife and i are arguing, but it’s not like we’re arguing, it happens, of course, he’s feeling like yours, so how can he feel like an idiot, your husband, and me don't know, maybe not mine, you know, we recently had such a case, my husband... they also had a fight with me like that, my husband couldn’t stand it, he got drunk in the evening, got behind the wheel and with all his might he hit this wall, like a complete idiot, to death, well, no, if the car was scrapped, and the husband really became an idiot, now his wife will pay him alimony for the rest of his life, like a disabled person, right? not
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him, he doesn’t drink at all, yes, no, i understand, he doesn’t drink. well, that's it, honey, that's it, everything 's fine, take the documents, start the car, left turn signal and we leave, whoever is driving is him, so let him drive, it’s clear to you, it’s clear, buckle up, follow his path, thank you.
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hello, hello, last name, gentle, like gentle, arrived for an internship. i’m not sending mountains to us, are you gentle or something, i remembered, uh-huh, passport, hello everyone, i’m vova gentle, here he is, today we are conducting an experiment, he shot us about his car, well, will the gas pump explode or not, get into the gas tank of the car and the main one the question is, will she explode, not... but the intern? wait, what, did it explode? well, he definitely blew up the internet, we try, they say, because of this video, he was thrashed from the academy of sciences, right before his diploma.
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wait, come straight to us without a diploma, or what? no, no, no, they don’t take us without a tower, they don’t take us, but they took this one. that means, second floor, twenty -fourth office, uh-huh, thank you, hello, and twenty-fourth office, up the stairs here, thank you, so, well, who will tell the main gossip of the day, commander, that was really cool, i would tell too, i have no doubt, we already see it on the internet. show it later, too lazy, let's do something closer to real life, yeah we are trying to strengthen ourselves, what are we spending our efforts on? the villains stole half a ton of pure alcohol from the plant, wow, stop, and to the one who finds 25% from the state, 25%, vital, this is already
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port wine, therefore, vital, let’s split in two, i ’m sushisa, and you, hello, rumors that you completely acquitted, is that true? no, work, serge, what was that just now? burke was sent to us by the investigators, what will we have there now?
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meet lieutenant antonov, today he will be in yours, this is egorov, yes, we are still at the academy. we learned from his cases, i’m an investigator, you’re an investigator, i’m building theories, you’re theirs you are working it out, maniac, yes, if you decide that this is a maniac, then prove it, yes, i found a scumbag who fits all the criteria, i want to check him, police knife, i report to you, comrade major of justice, that my suspicions against you are very justified, i will definitely prove that it was you who killed the journalist pogodina. “give me 4 hours, i’ll find the killer, i’m yours, i won’t find you, i’m also yours, in short, i’m yours in any way, only qualitatively different, i’ll give you 2 hours, trainee, on sunday at 20:20 on ntv, mom, i i want
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shupansey, yes, they told me in this office, who told you this, and i’m from suvorov, oh well, and tsuvororov, listen, he would be great commander. yes, i understand, so what did they ask me to convey, and what am i saying to major maltsev, he knows, comrade major, to you here from suvorov himself, alexander vasilyevich,
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generalissimo, yes, yeah, i don’t understand, from whom? and from kutuzov, sorry makarovich, well, yes, i mixed something up, well, that’s what they thought , major chertanova arrived for an internship with the crew, so, comrade major, yana, the villager, razhnov, grab the intern, he’s yours now, listen, you didn’t mix up anything, it’s like damn it, he did, i just didn’t mix up anything, razhnov. performs, let's go, trainee, i’m listening to you, really, it’s me listening to you, you understand that i have no other choice, but when you found out, you could have refused, and what else should i give up
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, seryozha, for your sake, from life, commander, there 's a replenishment, yes... hello, vladimir, hello, vladimir, yes, vital, i'm with you, go get weapons, trainee, we're leaving for the settlement, the question is over. you still have makarov’s guarantor,
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why won’t they give me a badge too? volodya, remember, a trainee is not entitled to a badge, much less a weapon, so to hell with it, i have my own weapon, walter pp, german, like an officer, with security rights, wearing, well, wait, wait, let me see, well, let me. oh, what a beauty, what a solid one, look, what a handsome man, and there’s a store, a store, wow, what stores, the best pistol of the war, dear lenochka,
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yes, we have a dacha here, take it, yeah. i’ll come back and give it back, so i have permission, but i have a ban, let ’s defeat all the fascists when we return, on the way out, what’s so sad, why, sit down, no, stop. well, come on, sit down, buckle up, and major chertanov, why, sit down, i say, you are our
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boss, come on, ra. what is gore like? rapid response team? and the response to what? well, yes, somehow you have cheese here,
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import substitution, instead of cheese in the store, entrance, vital! i have an officer rank, lieutenant of the medical service, i don’t understand, are you joking or what? no, i’m not joking, 6 years of pirogovka, medical practice, with honors diploma, by the way, vostovsky coal basin, how did you manage to come to us, well, i collected the documents, who are your parents? and dad died 5 years ago, and mom is an anesthesiologist, she works in a hospital, but you are a valuable personnel, an intern,
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you can get sleeping pills without a prescription, well , you can try, but this is an article, listen, without an article? i can get it myself, i wouldn’t ask you, you’re a crew member now, consider us all family, you can call me uncle vitalik, it’s clear, like you, but it’s even simpler for me , comrade major, don’t pay attention, uncle vitalik jokes like that, so you can get sleeping pills. oh, commander, new joke, comrade driver, you have exceeded speed, who, i, yes, yes, you, but i, i
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was barely, just barely driving, yes, well, we were driving , first of all, you were overtaking on the side of the road on the right, but it can’t be, who am i, you , you, you, you’ll be surprised again, it means you’ll cross a solid road, a red line, i’ll get away from us, shoot back. and what's that? and this is a rear radar, it measures the speed of a passing car, where? where? back, and this is the front, and this is the front, apron, that 's what we call it, and that's what we call it? hold on, come on, come on, what's up, doctor? hold it, come on, come on, hold it, go, try, but what should you try? well, cure someone, go with
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people, communicate, you received the instructions, come on, come on, run already. pelyulkin, let's get in the car, he's leaving soon, don't be stupid next time, you saw, they don't obey, the car flies, but if there are bandits or terrorists there, you have a weapon. bulletproof vests , but what do i have, don’t be stupid, trainee, red volkswagen, well, that
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’s it, you scared us with terrorists, give it up, vovchik, calmly, give it, well, give it here, calmly, come up, introduce yourself, 102 special battalion traffic police , intern, last name, like yours, gentle, like gentle, then just intern 10 second. traffic police special battalion, you take the documents, bring them to me , put him in his place, i understand, i have nowhere to breathe, fresh air, oh, what happened, and hello, trainee 102, a special battalion of the road patrol service of the state road safety inspection on the main
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federal highway ... appointment of the ministry of internal affairs, okay, okay, i believe, i believe, i believe, here are the documents, thank you, let's get into the car, well, i see he's some kind of kid standing there, well, i think he's a road worker, a worker or something , i'll get your car later i saw it in the mirrors, well, i think, hey, i drove past anyway, yeah. well, then i stopped , well, at first i drove 800 rubles, by the way, 500, commander, k639saa, in short, captain, there seems to be alcohol leaking from the car, not medical grade, oh my, what is this huh?
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why did you come to our office? 3 rub. they brought it, it will be like this every day. yes, i'm tired of being a chick, i want to be with the boys. we are the street. you brought him, you get up with him, screw you , kid, now with us, we should pay for the horn by cutting down a car, that’s our road, we are on the street, we are alone in this city, people, country, god knows what's going on, you have the same mess in your head, i taught you this, it's impossible.
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is there a gift planned in the sense of a gift or did you not expect me to give you a gift of stolen medical alcohol? are you still interested?
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great nobles, where is he? the seat is dry, it hasn't cracked, and we haven't cracked? thank you, brother , the gift is a gift, you don’t want to check it, friend, of course, we’ll check it, bring the glasses, criminal investigation department, major chertanov, get out of the car, but i’m not afraid of you, don’t scare me, give me your hand, why do you need outside guards? then, why? you're not afraid, that means
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major chertanov, uh-huh, one more, two brothers, two devils, we call them that in the department, relatives, half-brothers, this is when the mother is one and the fathers are different, wow, well, just this is between us, i understand, don’t let the family down, uh-huh , well, let’s go, my friend, let’s listen to the birds, look, spears won’t miss it, especially his benefit, well, just like that right away, otherwise don’t scare me, i’m not afraid. boss, boss, he
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shot me in the ass twice, but there’s an injury, sit down, and through the armored armor, it hurts, let’s go to the side, that’s what you’re looking at, come on , shoot me, you’re not for pretty eyes he brought me such a gift, well, show me, seryoga, why are you silent, did vera crash her car in front of you, car? what does the car have to do with it, vera didn’t drive at all, i gave her a lift, i got in her way, that is, you got drunk and got behind the wheel, we didn’t get drunk after the accident, we caught serious crooks red-handed, decided to wash them, and you want to tell me, nikita, why are you soberly slammed into the wall, so, well, it doesn’t happen to anyone, you stared to the side, stared, so maybe you stared at her, but what? nikita, if i find out that you have something with her, i won’t forgive her, but nothing
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, she’s with her, and why are you so worried, out of old habit, seryozha, you may have forgotten, but she is no longer your wife, she is a free woman, yes, nikita, you're right, free, but not for you, the resettlement plan has been worked out, we're returning to base. hello, ladaga, zero first, i understand you, zero first, already, what do you mean by zero? uh, uh, look at the road, we’ll all be at zero, this is the end of communication, it was we who overheard the muzzle gunners, or they were with us, i don’t remember. so volodya, let's make a u-turn
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let's put it in, so here only straight ahead, turn around , volodya, chandelier, gouge the chandelier, turn it on , push, gentle, over there, over there, over there, look, they turned onto a country road, pay attention, the driver is in the motorcade, we take the right, we stop. so quietly, whichever of you is the eldest, i will talk to the eldest who gives the way.
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well, you see what it’s like, father: you call, i’ll call, then they’ll call you, and you’ll be humiliated and insulted, they don’t humiliate and insult like that, like feeling their own helplessness, but that’s how i am. i don't want what you want you are now handing over your weapons and you are going in peace, all weapons have a permit, tomorrow your guys will arrive after the wedding, bring the permit, i will return everything without any extra paperwork, good!
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that everything that it wasn’t you who was driving, and i wasn’t drunk, but because you climbed in to kiss me, it was i who climbed in to kiss you, what don’t you remember, believe, believe, and what else did you tell about that, that i spent the night with you, he knows that... okay, nikita, i hope not finds out, and so that i don’t see you here again, everyone lie down, i’m about to be captured, no one should get hurt, i have a hostage, first
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comrade officers, on behalf of and on behalf of the main directorate of the ministry of internal affairs, a memorable gift to the intern, this is a keychain for your keys, for not turning on the chandelier and the intersection of two solid lines in the car.
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office day, you put all the documentation in order, and seryoga, a new broom sweeps in a new way, major chertanov, don’t forget, i can stand behind the door, but that’s if i give you permission, i remind you, captain razhnov, of subordination, no earrings, it’s all in the past, everything is clear to you, everything, not everything is so accurate. yes sir! so, major chertanov and trainee nezhny go on covert patrol, everyone else goes according to plan,
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any questions? no questions, we’re working, hidden means secret, that’s right, we’re circling around the city , not interfering in anything, watching, observing, reporting, yeah, we’re not interfering in anything at all, well, only if it’s something very serious, then we can, kidding. we can’t, but i can, oh, here’s our little sparrow, let’s fly on it.
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no, well, it shouldn’t be like that either. what exactly? well, i know the rules for passing pedestrian crossings, but while we wait until they all pass, night will fall. rules, there are rules, intern. let's. mair, of course i understand everything, but yesterday i broke the rules because you ordered, true, that is, i ordered you to break, and for that they gave you the chandelier, because you followed my order, well, yes, well, yes,
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i didn’t think so, we didn’t finish, where does the trunk come from? honestly, well, one influential person helped me, actually i’m a member of a shooting club, that’s what he is, and a member means the laws are unwritten, so an interesting interpretation. call an ambulance, i pray.
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seryoga hit a man on the road, right at a pedestrian crossing, a girl, aka. morning terp coffee.

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