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today it is sunny and -23. in the south of the krasnoyarsk territory it is noticeably warmer and cloudy, although there will be no precipitation. but from the direction of the ural mountains a blizzard and snowfalls are approaching in the company of warm air, from omsk to gornoaltaisk it is just below zero, windy, with sleet, in the urals the snow in yekaterinburg is -5. the european territory is preparing for the return of winter, the snowdrifts have grown by several centimeters in just a couple of days, and now it’s the turn of frost. in the northwest today already. it will become noticeably colder in veliky novgorod -15. and here schedule for ivanov. temperatures will hover around -15. and this cold will linger at least until early next week. but the sun will come out as compensation. in the south it is also sunny, but at the same time warm like spring. on the black sea coast +12:14, and this is not the limit. in st. petersburg today there is no precipitation and -13. in moscow, the snow will finally stop and it will be -10-12.
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uncle, where, ho, did you register my second slipper, what is it, look, where is the second slipper, senseless dog, and you, oh, okay, father, don’t see what kind of pigsty his apartment is in turned, who scattered this, me? and
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keep quiet when you are talking to a senior in rank, all my patience has run out, no more personal things, that’s it, i’ve finished it all, these chickens. so, come here, come here, that’s it, now i’ll get you settled, you ran into the wrong thing, uh, i said, this junk won’t happen, i don’t understand what you’re clinging to...
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nice boktan, but impressive, witnesses they describe a safari, they were hunting a homeless person, there are shell casings, different ones, blood, and where are the witnesses, they called from that house, they said that they were chasing the victim in a jeep, and the victim herself, where to do, to the barbecue, or what? judging by
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the trail, they dragged them to the car, it’s strange that they didn’t throw it, yes, well, hunters like to show off their trophies, right, i mean, trophies, well, how about hanging on a wall? you can’t hang it, but you’ll have to brag on social networks, look for it, published, igor, i finally decided, world tour with a flashing light, cool, no, moronic jokes, and good morning to you, good, i’m very hesitant about this, where? where is the victim’s body , where is it missing, no matter, no matter, there is blood, yes it’s blood, this is endura, this is kepchup, my little ficus is drying up, why the hell are you they called me, i didn’t call you, igor, bye, i took pictures of everything, well, if no one wants
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to work, then bye. well, where are you, where are you flying, ahead of the nester himself is flying, he is your mother, where are you, we have come, look, today is a win-win day for treasure hunting, in every pile there is a body and a deed, thank you, please, so, the mood is like a funeral. mikhelsonov, this is a brilliant comparison, igor, yes, this is the freshest, dig it, it doesn’t mean anything, well, maybe someone just replanted the ficus, dug it up and yes, yes, oh damn,
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hi to you, igor, this is not for me, hi, these are homeless people, yes, they dig at each other. from there, why from there, from there they are digging from australia, i’ll go, if an australian appears, i’ll immediately call you a migrant, go straight away, what are you doing, what are you doing, they’re digging here, you creature!
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i’ll still find this junk, i get it, i’ll throw it away anyway, rude! version three, my wife kicked me out, well, not really kicked me out, unreasonable jealousy, it
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destroys human relationships, well , tell me, i’m throwing this trash out of here, and you and the dog are taking it back, or something, tell me not for long, this is not until the storm... it will subside for him, not for long, that's exactly why , the right question, i dropped by the pepper and salt for salt as a neighbor, for the whole night, so what are you talking about, where am i where all at night for half an hour, what-ha, but seven times a week, clearly, just like that, well, the shop stopped by and found an unambiguous moment, i was just helping lyubka, like a neighbor, like a neighbor, of course, but how... what the hell , what brownies, our office has started up, nothing, and this is until the storm subsides, or until i find a new woman, well, or the bench finds itself new captain, what, who, klavka, new , captain, yes, no need, 2 weeks, 2 weeks,
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she will return me, they don’t fight like me, clearly, unlike people like you, of course, since you weren’t abandoned, take it your coins and... where did you get this from, where did you take it, collected your coins to go out, i told her not for long. bachang, is there anything? well, there are onions, potatoes, belishi, come on, have you never been on a train? let's creep. but it's a new season. new costumes. new stars, who are you, mask?
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what an amazing rug, is this a gift, or do you want to move in with me, where did you put it, hello, i'm a monster, where, i examined the bodies, commendable, flax, i know that this is yours... everyone died at different times, violent deaths, everyone had extreme exhaustion, alcoholism, drug addiction, uh-huh, our last victims, 32 penetrating weapons are not listed in the database, they lived to see the homeless wars already, by the way, about homeless people, nezdilov is now also
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a homeless person, i heard he was kicked out of the house, i heard correctly, lasya, it’s good that i didn’t get married. they would kick you out for the second time, but you maksimov won’t even get married, why is this, and your house is a mess, bring a decent girl there you can’t, well, no need for dirt , i made a general cloak, i threw out all the trash, so lenochka , please invite me, i’m waiting, well, pray to god that i don’t make a mistake with my choice, of course, that’s what i’m saying, the groom is getting married, so come in . ham, igor, what are you doing here, claudia is also begging you to come home, no, bye, bye. oh, hi, igor, hi. you
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need to help her a little, igor, get on your knees, call first, yes, of course, that’s still not enough, let her suffer, this is such a method, decorating with rafters, oh, this is probably it hurts, no matter what you are talking about, don’t continue, i found the body of the second victim, this is sergei naryshkin, poklichkin narco. and drank the golden youth, then got into drugs, his wife left him, he lived alone, well, well , nothing, doesn’t remind me of anyone, he drank, his wife left him, igor, igor, in general, if naryshkin bought drugs, our informant should know him, i’ll go , i’ll talk, and hope that when
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i return, igor, this junk won’t be here. so i know him, i’m aware, he’s just from a wealthy family and lived in a large professor’s apartment, by the way, a large professor, yes, how did you show up on his path in life, it’s, well, he started drinking, so, and then our paths diverged, why, maksimov, he just switched to drugs, they killed him for what, well, for debts
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, maybe you need to ask the huckster, so what? where can i find it for a dealer? the huckster , the one who pushed drugs on him , you’re trolling me now, tell me, no, i honestly don’t know, oh, maxim, if i tell you where they are, they’ll definitely kill me, well, i’m closer, you know, if you want, i will give you confidence, an early answer. igor, this one is yours fig attracts attention more than your hat, my, my fig needs bright air.
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to get acquainted, you need to submit an ad , you need to ask for help from the local population, oh grandpa igor, it’s been 300 years since no one has had a marriage , let’s sort it out, grandpa grandpa, don’t tell me where you sell drugs here, so good, you’re a fucking fool , you’re a complete goner, i’m a good fellow from the underworld! oops, i understand how i gave it to you on a silver platter with a blue fagot, finish it now, agency,
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the day before he... free up room for me from which one? what's wrong, well, let's get up our asses and which one? numbers, what numbers? and here the number one contender comes to me, she just pecked... my marriage update, we ’re trying to investigate a double murder, don’t you mind? i don’t mind, double, well, just the two of you in the corridor and investigate, no, igor, either the three of us will investigate your first, or you and your things are on the way out, busy, busy, busy, what, freely, come in, oh, come in, please, kind, hello, hello, i'm coming to you with an advertisement. it's you
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the third and third was, of course, igor, but what about without the third, in general, that’s why no one wants to communicate with me, they call me a black widow, they say that i bring misfortune, hmm, so that all three of your husbands died, no, no, that you, all four died, igor. yes, how do you know, it was in the reports, but does it change something, igor, or did you chicken out?
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who, sir, who chickened out, where are the nesters and where is the fear, where? listen, honey, i will definitely i'll call you. definitely, as soon as i serve 15 years for the murder of my previous wife, well , i’ll rewind the tag and i’ll wait, i, yes, yes, of course, by the way, igor, igor, igor, there are services that can get you married right in prison, and igor it will wait for you, yes, igor will definitely wait if they don’t kill him in prison, fifth, i’m the only one. excellent widow, go to hell, yours, igor,
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yeah, fifth, sixth, seventh! hello, hello, police, hello, we're talking about your ex- husband, come in, come in, you're tired, how are you? y'all, when was the last time you saw your ex? 3 years ago, on the day of the divorce, and what , we broke up with him, to put it mildly, he was attached to... how did you do that, yes, he was drinking like hell, yes, yes, and you left him, yes, she left him, yes, we they treated him until the very end, he became a drug addict
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, it’s clear, you see, the dealer who supplied your husband with drugs called you twice, why, a vile person, a vile person, well enough, tried to find out where one of his most profitable clients had gone? do you live alone or do you have a husband? one, just a second, of course, but in vain, once it doesn’t, it doesn’t count , for such a beautiful lady, it’s simply indecent for you to live alone in such a big apartment, i ’ll think about it, what’s there to think about, there’s nothing to think about, it’s harmful to think, your chosen one may be there. at a distance of one jump you need an advantageous handsome husband, you are right, and i have been divorced for so long, yes, i too, it’s like, no, no, i’m not his, i’m not his, i don’t have
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windows, he has an apartment and his dog is stinky, yes, someone has only ficus trees, oh, look, a naked woman, look quickly, tell me did... did your husband have any enemies? no, no enemies, no friends, no women, not even a woman , trouble. i don’t understand why women are so into you? what, get yourself a pet too, you see, the dog appreciates me, but what does it have to do with it, it’s not worse, it’s just that women see in your impudent look your big square ones, now bokhtanka, why are they square, and how do i know why you have them square large meters of your apartment, vakhtank, come in. where do you go, your
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new grandfather is waiting for you, just like that, vindali, what an unprecedented dump on me, yes, yes, klava she’ll also wish that she kicked me out, of course , what, what, what, what, i’ll ask the extra ones to hang themselves, igor, i’ll be as silent as a pea against a wall, that’s for sure, and i’m off to the master class, to the master class, okay, in 2 seconds after me, yes. yes, lenochka, no, i, i can’t now, len, well , in 15, well, tell me, where are you going without me, i’ll tell you, then, no, you’ll tell me, i can make a video for you, click on the video, come here. "hello,
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i came following an advertisement, i came to get acquainted with my bright, cultural, original a personality that exists in its own right, it’s like, i exist alone , the ad states that you are not satisfied with your gender, absolutely my gender does not suit me, i hesitated to sleep on the floor, well , we..." you have not yet realized that she is after your living space,
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you are a greedy mercantile creation, i dreamed of such shit, i warned you, so i warn you too , you will interfere, i will settle forever in this office at your table, i will wash my feet there, sleep, eat and fry hearts, oh, that’s it, finally “we’re from her, i agree to everything.” but i need guarantees, what kind of guarantees that no one will come to us here, no one will come to us, no one will come in there, no one can interfere with our goal, fortunately, no, i’m a friend, let’s exchange, no, powers of attorney for the apartment, yours
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, hello, lin, oh, i’m sorry, but did someone fall for the ad, of course, one inconsolable widow came, and grief , well, that’s right, there’s no need to rush, it’s dangerous to make a mistake in such matters, especially in the second again, i absolutely agree with you, we have something on the case, well, all the bodies with
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forest cemetery were identified, everyone was killed, each of them sold an apartment shortly before their death, moreover, the deal was drawn up by the same notary, well, that’s the motive, so we went, i absolutely agree. igor, what? are you not alone here? oh, then i'll turn on the light. no need, it's late. “oh, he should n’t have, but why, he shouldn’t have, let him watch how we work, yes igor, please tell me, dear, you don’t need to go to the notary right now, you don’t need to right now, no it is necessary, thank god, otherwise we are going to interrogate him already, yes, let’s do it without
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me this time, otherwise i have nothing to do with the child, and where is your fiancee?” she pushed me, and deceived me, oh, she stole the power of attorney for the apartment and ran away, so why should you worry - then, you don’t have apartments, yes, i have nothing to worry about, you need to worry, you don’t have one, i wrote a power of attorney there for yours, that well, this is not the worst thing, she stole clothes too, but guess what, that’s all i swept, i swept everything,
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so uncle, that means i’m going to the notary, you remain in charge, make sure that the wheels are not removed from car, i understand, i’ll return it soon, what is it, or did you think that i wouldn’t see him, that’s it, forget about him, i said. it is impossible to live life without making mistakes, it is important to learn to ask for forgiveness for them, and even more important to learn to forgive. i want to apologize to my aunt. kirill, who do you want to ask for
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hello, police, please come in, here we are investigating a series of murders, coffee , no thanks, i don’t drink tea? how can i help? here is my list of notary transactions, which you executed, please check , yes, yeah, indeed, i executed these transactions, everything was legal, you just understand that all the owners of the sold... apartments were all killed immediately after the transaction was completed, so what is the question, are you talking about me you suspect, but you
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seriously don’t see? certifies the completion of transactions, everything, yes, it came through , excuse me, it’s stupid, so we have a suspicion that the transactions were not entirely voluntary, that is, you think that i beat someone here, and you beat someone here, no , no one was beaten or scared here, thank god, the documents were in order, if you have any more questions, no, no more,
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please invite me with a summons, okay, goodbye. goodbye, what is this, day, ah, what is this, sabotage of a police car, and you? i didn’t do anything, or it’s your teeth, god forbid, i find out that you did it, i’ll know by your teeth, i understand, today,
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i’m clear, i’m red, i’ll make a fuss. i’m plump, i’m spoiling cherries, i’m a tomato, karau, my trousers will spend the winter here, yeah, that’s it, don’t get full, you’ll soon get used to it, and let’s live without me, lavrushka you can’t, god, this is a dead end, well, then we act according to the old proven method, what is this, catching a tenant, well, it’s like, let’s dress you up as a homeless person? run around the city and say that you have large square meters, yeah, all you have to do is wait for the one who comes to squeeze out these meters, yeah, who will pretend to be a homeless person, of course you, igor, from what date, from today will you start working off the squalor, yes you
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you don’t need to play and do anything, you’re already homeless. and i don’t have anything to wear, well, that’s okay, four silent guys from the morgue promised with share with you, who can do what, you’re the fifth , remember, yes, then you go, let’s go, ahha, let’s go, i’ll throw out a share in some water , i’m just thinking, like for a homeless person, you have too many limbs, you’re crazy, give back the saw in place, put the saw back in place , close your mouth, close your mouth, oh, lenka, well, it will hurt, it will hurt when i start to tear it off, oh, that's right, booze, vodka, yes, you need to drink this,
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this, this, well, this is for camouflage, this is for external use, igor. i, of course, insisted on something else, what homeless people smell like, but lena insisted on vodka, thank you, varvar, asian, what are you doing , it’s vodka, it’s vodka with water , and hand over your phone, what is it, and where have you seen homeless people with a smartphone, well, exactly, i think we need to come up with some kind of incentive for him, it sounds , yes, we need a rattle, a nest. it’s too recognizable, yes, uh-huh, diphenhydramine , diphenhydramine, sucks, now you’re going to suck, your whole essence shows, yes, yes, that means, an ordinary homeless person’s everyday life, rummaging through the garbage, attracting attention, telling everyone about a luxurious living space, living space, yes, you show, uh, you show, only as a last resort
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case, okay, the keys are already under the rug. they’re lying there, waiting for you, but can you take some kind of enda with you, no, you can’t, you can take it, this is whistling, this is smoking, smoking, most importantly, confusing, you understand, yeah, here’s another gps, oh, this is for you other homeless people didn’t eat, i remember, whist, dmit, the last one, yum-yum, what are you doing again, give it here, get out of here, to your new chair.
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comrade, why are you belching and belching, intelligent people live here, i’m in the car next to the leather, or i’ll end up with a person, yeah, we’ll booze, our dear man, like the light and a lot of glory, a good day and a lot.
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and hold on, hold on, i also have one friend, his name is a drug addict, he’s rubbing shoulders with you somewhere, we haven’t heard of this, be careful, because yesterday one bad person also asked about him, and that, well, that’s it, already, already, already here, brodsky, there, there, and, well, come on, yes, come on, well, it’s easier, and, well, well, okay, here
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you guys have nature, yes, fresh air, not that in my apartment in the center, 150 square meters, such a hut. asphalt car, listen, you need to take salt, why, it helps a lot with dementia, come on, drag it, oops, what are you doing here, and this is vakhtank , my official place of work, yes, that ’s clear, who’s with gnezdilov, igor, are you the same as him?
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sometimes, restaurant, guys, i demand a continuation, we’ll give everyone a piece, guys, let’s go, yes, this is the grindstone, hop, ah! let's go, holdey,
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hello! hello, can you tell me, recently a friend of mine fell out of the back of his car in a black bag, did you see it with such funny things? why do you need it? police? and you see, he didn’t take it under cover, under cover? the two of them didn't say a word, they didn't listen, they went, because flicker, forward, from lantern to lantern , both decreased, decreased, an interesting reaction, the word police, he was kidnapped, or something, comrade brodsky, did you know brodsky, personally , no, so they kidnapped him, two such healthy
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get it, that’s it, hello, i’ve drawn up a deed of gift, enter the address of the apartment here. i can’t, well, firstly i’m drunk, and secondly i she’s already been told that there’s already only one guy living there, a dog, and there’s no such apartment at that address. there’s no point in killing her, i’m basically trash under cover.
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i went, so there, over there, i came, open up, oops, comrade naparius, i think i lost it somewhere, probably fell out in a hole, let's come back, it's me, don't worry, oh, ah. and from the klyunchiki, i have scored, the klyunchiki, i ask you, come
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in, sign, signed, what are you doing in my apartment, in yours, yes, by the way, i have a power of attorney, and i have a deed of gift will now be. hey, sign the cheburashka, don’t be wise, a gift of ears and two gorillas with
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guns, and i have a power of attorney and two goblins with huge guns. hello, gnezdilov, what are you doing in maksimov’s apartment? slava, klavochka, how did you know he was here? maksimov said.
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i didn't ask about the shots, i hear women's voices. klava, i gave one apartment to two different women, but this is not what you thought. what you said? about the apartment, forget about the apartment, it’s not ours, it’s mine, it’s mine, oh you idiot, you gave away my apartment this, you don’t show up without an apartment, thank you, i’m not a male, hello, igor, hello,
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i haven’t had so much fun for a long time, it reminds me of wrestling in the mud, although no, rather to the pigsty, convince him, write me a new deed of gift, and me a power of attorney , what happened to him,
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igor, how many of them there were, two goblins, two gomblins and two esterichki, a set, sailed. nest, tell me honestly, you’re completely screwed, but what’s wrong, i don’t work on an empty stomach, naftoshchak, what can igor, what, please. come back to your family, where else are you such a treasure? can you find claudius? by the way, women
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fought for me, they don’t beat people like me, um, yes , they just kick me out, silently, well, well... look, you come back home, and there’s a note, igor, soup on the table, take a rag and wipe it off , i know these jokes, and then he sits down next to you and with a human voice to you, which says so much, your phone is ringing, so it’s yours, claudia, yes, my love, i’m running, flying, running, yes,
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okay, that’s it and maybe you can keep two of your favorite toys. i said three, daleen, well , the search for your new wife has been successful. success, why didn’t i look for her , i had one, that’s enough for me, wait, gnezdilov told me that you asked for... a marriage advertisement, i understood him correctly, yes for him, well, i congratulate you, i posted your photo and a photo of your apartment, thank you, len, but i’ll get by somehow, it’s possible, that is , you are categorically against women in your house, no, that you’re the opposite, by the way, i
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even have one for example, while leonida is on a business trip, maybe she’ll look in, that’s it, that’s it, yakovlev, let’s go out, let’s go out quickly. so am i i knew that i would find you here, good company , how will we make excuses, we didn’t think anything bad, keep quiet, there’s no need for pathetic excuses, i won’t tolerate such meetings in my house, but
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how will you influence... us, um, times are not the same , times are always the same, dad, if you leave now, you will lose your daughter, and i will lose my father, oh, bad, bad, yakovlyu, what kind of gag is this, this is not in the text, oleg, what’s wrong with him? he's dead, what do you mean dead? he died.
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there are thousands of stolen cars, this is just one of them, the latest news, major chertanov, 102 special traffic police battalion, special battalion, just don’t... don’t beat him, we work with them differently, today at 22:15 on ntv. there are no wounds, perhaps even natural
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reasons, no, it’s impossible, screw you , actors are animals, obviously someone wanted to have fun with a competitor, that is, this is not even suicide, not even an accident, lyosha, i know this guy very well, so it’s like that, in the near future time, thank you, you will all be summoned for interrogation, i will personally examine each actress, well, i mean, i will interrogate, yes, yes. “ you know, in general, it’s beneficial to be friends with me, yes, a good relationship with me will keep you out of trouble in the future, and in general i’m a very wealthy person, a wealthy policeman, you take bribes, you’ll say the same, of course, i’ll take it, whoever gives it to me, i have the police, it’s like that, a hobbit, an underground one, but
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would you like to have a romantic dinner with me in the most expensive restaurant, well, with everyone running out of there, i’m not in the mood, and why is there a corpse on stage? it hasn’t cooled down yet, where, but i ’ll be happy to go to a restaurant, excuse me, you... brunettes are just not my type, no question, well, the address for me of this actress, oh, and the phone number, well, how do you like this option, wow you, epic strength, and so you are a dork overdressed, what do you think, i didn’t notice them right away, yes, i’m your fifth, this is show business ass a kilometer away, this is not show business, this is
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skill.
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well, it was in vain that they brought him up, a cute cutie, ah, creature, scott, bastard, man, and why all the actors in their rattles are so colorful, no, yakovlev didn’t care, he was colorblind. effectively, yes, he had such a sin, which of us is sinless, i agree, ah, yeah, who is this, and his wife, mistress, as i will write down, was a mistress, like any watchman, tell me,
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maybe you are her husband. .. there are no rules for your actor, she was already divorced from her fourth husband for a long time, you have a fun life, i i’ll tell you, it suits me, well, yes, it’s another suicide, creative crisis, nothing exciting, yes, come on, igor, igor, i’m annoying, igor, what kind of harassment is this? well, what a harassment, i'm your uncle from brazil. what brazil, when i left , you were still very little, it’s me, it’s me , it’s you, look, here you pooped, yes, here,
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i’m left all alone, there’s no one to give the inheritance, what a blessing, huge, i is he a millionaire? but my wife left me, there are no children, that’s when i remembered you, i can give it to you our inheritance, so now we’re going to an expensive boutique, we’ll buy you versace, dolce habana, habana, and then we’ll buy a new car, and a car, well, to celebrate the meeting, i think we’re now going to a restaurant, the most expensive restaurant, so that we’ll go expensive , only i haven’t had time to exchange these brazilian gultins for yours yet, so i’m treating you, uncle, he goes, really, well, you’ll give it back, of course, on your own, uncle, on your own, i’ll find out,
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i’ll find out. aerobatics of attack pilots, striking force of solntsepek, footage of combat tasks in the special operation zone. they can’t or don’t want to, where is the limit of confrontation between american senators in an attempt to approve multi-billion dollar aid to israel and ukraine. well , also a ten-year record. rosstab announced the figure for last year's economic growth in the country. an undeniable advantage. in azerbaijan , the results of the presidential elections are summed up at the bolshoi theater. what surprises has the snow maiden prepared for the audience? this is the program today in the studio of dmitry zavoisky. hello. in orenburg at these moments.

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