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tv   Spetsbat  NTV  February 9, 2024 12:00am-12:56am MSK

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better than any tour guide, now with these damn navigators they can’t find a toilet in the apartment, damn it, i’m sorry, alena andreevna, it’s okay, i’m already used to it, yes, times have changed, and people are not the same anymore, where are you going, what is there alena andreevna, well, he writes that the taxi will be there in a minute, but he ’s been writing this for 10 minutes, maybe he can’t find us, well, he sees my electronic tag, you also have a tag?
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"hello, hello, well, let's go, we're a little late, sorry, while you collect it, such a hassle, well, you're a client, you you see, the free wait is 3 minutes , it’s been working for a long time, i understand, but the chair, the child seat is here, so here’s the chair in the cabin, have you seen my child?” “she’s almost 7 years old, and i don’t even know if this is for newborns, no, well, in the order you specified with a chair, here is a chair, but it’s a normal chair, but something doesn’t suit you, what do you mean it doesn’t suit you, my child won’t fit in it, so then we cancel the order, and you cancel, but the money will still be debited from my card for the call, no, well, the car is delivered, i’m waiting half an hour, not for the beautiful ones little eyes, okay, let's go.
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well, alena andreevna, i heard you can be congratulated, on what? well, how about a device for our special bar? i haven’t settled in yet, are you happy for me? very, very, now we can see every day that you are chatting there, we can’t hear a damn thing, nothing, makarovich, we’re just chatting not about business, of course, it’s actually dangerous to take a taxi now, you can’t guess. while
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driving, how long he slept, or rather did not sleep, whether he has a license or not, what kind of license, not everyone has a license, let alone how they drive, i in general i’m silent, well, yes, but they trust people with their lives , no, well, not all of them are freaks, there are also normal ones , that’s what i’m saying, you can’t guess, but the christmas trees are standing, dear ones, who are standing, and there are tpniks, now we’re killing them - cunning. tribute, you see, the taxi is backing up. oh, he noticed you and waves his wand at you. well, it’s okay, i ’m driving backwards, i don’t see him, so i ’m telling you that you’ll also pay 2500 fines for me, but why are you being rude to me?
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hello, lieutenant yartsev, 102nd special battalion of traffic police, from whom are you in a hurry? i'm going to the call, the speed does not seem to be exceeded, drive carefully, show your license and documents, now please. and lower the rear window, now the handle is only now, that’s it, why didn’t they stop at the request of the employee, which employee, where? hide from us on the corner of sakharov in reverse, but i didn’t see anyone there point-blank, i was driving backwards, got a little lost in the courtyards, who should i hide from? the documents and the car seem to be in order, you see, that is, you don’t see anything here . you didn’t hear the police report either, well, you did,
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i think i heard it, i was thinking on the street, who should whistle in the yards, stay in the car. okay, we got there, quickly and safely, how much do we charge, you ordered for cash, yeah, for cash, 380 rubles. here's 400, thank you, styopa, thank you, nastishok, honor the recipients.
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hello, major chertanov, 102nd special traffic police battalion, your driver's license, registration certificate and travel documents, please. that’s right styopa, test purchase, there are no checkers on the car, no roof light, information on the dashboard for passengers is absent, the check for payment for services has not been issued, you are silent, well, be silent, i am writing licenses to hell, at least he has a license. you have a license, so fill it up, major, so that
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others won’t do it in the future, you plead guilty to the listed charges, there’s no need to withdraw it, it’s not a big deal, but excuse me alena, excuse me alena andreevna. hello, hello, hello, baby,
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let's get acquainted, my name is danila, what's yours? nadyuzh, they asked you a question, it’s impolite to remain silent, well, okay, how old are you? say six, soon it will be seven. ok, girl, don’t rush to call another taxi. why? three c's for the thirty-third. in touch. hold the taxi driver. he has a child seat, it’s standing, it’s strange, hold it anyway, move it over to you, accept it, when are we going somewhere? soon, baby, soon, it seems to me that your daughter is very offended by the taxi driver who dropped you off, dropped you off, he almost threw us out, as if it were our fault that he came instead of a chair with lyulka, in addition, they also wrote off money from me, this not rudeness, yes...
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your mother, they also call styopa, chertanov, go here, colonel, interesting circumstances are emerging here. listen to me, major, clear his brains with a complete kick in the ass to eliminate the shortcomings, i’m not talking about that, so consider that this is an order, well, an order is an order, and the fact that the taxi driver is deprived of his license for six months is so bullshit, he’s didn’t pass them, continues to drive, well, let me go, comrade colonel, continue to clear my brains, don’t explain, chertanov, the deprived person didn’t surrender his license,
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that’s up to 15 days of arrest, yes, i’m sorry. this is undoubtedly your personal success, come up with, carry out such a special operation, learn, while i'm alive, both of you, otherwise you'll babysit them like this, we won't babysit, straight to the wall, well, i'm calling a tow truck, no need for a tow truck, get the deprived receiver in his own car, take the car to the impound lot before the trial, that's not how it works at all is being done, but we are a special battalion. we can do anything , do the damn thing, please introduce yourself, and karavaeva victoria, olegovna, i live in this house, sakharova 15, second entrance, seventh floor, apartment 38, the apartment could not be named, yeah, look, i received an sms about that that
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a taxi has arrived, what is the car number, please, about the fact that... the driver began to fulfill the order, also a taxi, uh-huh, that's it, thank you very much, thank you, come, 38, alena andreevna, yes, we are leaving, how are you with us, i don’t know, i she needs to go to the hr department, and i ’ll take care of her, major, direct contacts with the press are not recommended for you. comrade lieutenant , i’m losing clients, all orders are missed, well, as much as possible , come on, the lack of a first aid kit and a fire extinguisher in the car when transporting citizens is not just a minor violation, and not only you, but your taxi company will be responsible, oh,
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started, taxi company. i’ll be with you on your terms, because i would not only put people like you in prison, i would get soaked in shit every day, this is understandable, not very well yet, i explain, by endangering the life of a six-year-old child, you are committing a criminal offense for which you are given these 6 years old, it’s clearer that what at 6 years old, well... article 238 ok, i didn’t know , i thought you’d get off with a fine, well, the fine won’t escape you anywhere, just not 25,000, as you told the passenger, but half a million rubles, what a passenger, what a child, what a comrade captain, i’m not your comrade, you don’t care about the lives of children, i hate people like you, but i don’t know, i haven’t seen these fairy tales and songs,
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you’re a lawyer, maybe he’ll believe you, tart victoria. olegovna, i live in this house, sakharova 15, second entrance, my captain, well, as long as you want, we arrived, go out.
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tema, hold on! oops, keys, how are you? yes, just like on the beach!
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oh, nikitanovich, for some reason you come to us more often, i’m already starting to worry about it, be glad, uncle bori, that it’s me who comes to you, and not you to me, of course people rarely come to me, but if they do come, it’s for a long time, no , as they say, no, it’s better to kick him out, yes, classic cinema, yes, that’s semyon semyonovich from there. but what, you didn’t tell me everything, uncle borya, not everything. semyon semyonovich also has his own website. yeah, uncle bor, crime keeps up with the times, but you kept it from me, it’s not good. i say what i say. i understand these things quite well, too smart for me. my boys, he didn’t graduate from the academy either, so i
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apologize. such ponds are with me. you know, uncle borya , nowadays they teach computer literacy in the prison zones, kostyan , now they’ll kick you out, great, niki, stop it, well , good, go viral, well, whoever sees us here, i
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’ll sew up any of them’s mouths with a thorn, nikita, probably good , seryoga put a sofa in his closet, gave him the key, gave him his knees, work, that you didn’t have to go far, shut your mouth, i’m still getting impudent, come on, twist it, yeah, vera, hello, this is such beauty. yeah, thank you, here’s the hostess, take it, borisana, you’re just a magician, it seems to me that she wasn’t so beautiful even when she was new, yes, i owe you how much, no, no, no, not how much, everything’s paid for, no commissions, no tips we take it, here, here, please be generous in
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receiving it. i don’t even know what to say, but what to say, there’s nothing to say, get in and drive, don’t fight anymore, what are you talking about, i’m now a speck of dust with i’ll hand it over, well done, thank you, please, well, what are you looking at inside, we didn’t do anything inside at all, but how... did it get better? probably just out of habit? no, no, no, no, neither a nail nor a rod , that’s what they say here, that’s what the police say, i don’t know that, the police also say boris ostapich, did you tell sergei where to look for a bmw? what, i didn’t understand, i’m sorry, that means you,
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you? what i said, vera, i say what i say, what are you talking about now, and the bekhi that maltsev from... the 102nd department found, yes, yes, yes, vera, and i’m there, sorry, which way, well, yes, again, thank you, well, you’ve already thanked me, take it off. let's go boys.
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i wouldn’t meet anyone alive in this room. hello, alena. hello vitali. you know, i would dismiss everyone here if i left the women's club i would do it. it's clear. by the way, was our taxi driver released? yes, the chicks are sitting there, the mafia is immortal. released? are you joking? lon, i'm kidding. well, have you ever heard of it? i wish i was joking, but i wish you good health, comrade colonel, hello!
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i remembered an anecdote, a guy invites a girl home, well, they both understand what, uh, what the evening is going for, he approaches the front door, the guy is worried, his hands are shaking, he tries to insert the key into the keyhole, he can’t get in, this way and that. so, he looks at her, she’s not bad, the evening is starting, yeah. well, is it really funny, yes, no, really very funny, i’m just incredibly tired, who was it, was it? he will outlive us all, this is the deputy chief of internal security, colonel tyulenev, it was he who pressed us then , seryoga pressed us from the word press, funny, wait, seryoga should have leaked information through you, he didn’t tell you, but he
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wanted me what - to tell, but we were distracted, and sergei wanted to tell me something important, well , we caught the prosecutor’s son for a bribe, now, now, his wife’s car, her purse too. somewhere there must be my license, major chertanov 102 spitbat, why without low beams, as without low beams, i have an automatic machine, an automatic machine is not an automatic machine, i don’t see the low beam, so why, the indicator is on, come out, let’s see,
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yes this can’t be true, comrade. here we are, you probably didn’t even have time to get bored ; vitalya,
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uh-huh, sergey, you and alena were given a pass, but no. i’m not talking about that, maybe i’ll go home, i’m just starting to have a headache, let’s drop me off somewhere at an intersection, wait, what about your car, it’s in our parking lot, well, it’ll wait, it’s okay , i’ll pick it up tomorrow, but there’s another option, we’re going to the battalion, i’ll change the skin, and then i’ll take you in your own car, and i, and you, vitalik, to turkey, all inclusive, how do you like this option, option,
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come in , i'll come in, i won't leave. but i’m not ready yet, i have a friend, it’s true, well, this is already of interest, but i just accidentally found out about your most important and most important thing, about how you caught the prosecutor’s son taking a bribe, and how vitalik treplo later paid you for this, but no, it’s not his fault at all. i just know how to loosen tongues, this is my job, sergey , and my friend’s name is yanina staletova, this name should mean something to me, well, she is a very famous journalist, producer of the tv show
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law society on the federal channel, if i ask her, then it will promote your story, and the story is worth it, i have nothing to do with it... make sure that no one ever finds out about the source of information , i wanted to show you some official video recordings, i already understood that, you didn’t just insist that we meet at midnight, yes, yes, but the recordings are in the office, or rather in the office , but not for me, well now i can see it as quite a law. reasons, yes, you can’t argue with that.
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but the car is not mine, maybe after all? chertanovich, yes, you were detained on suspicion of complicity in a particularly serious crime under article 126 of the criminal code, kidnapping person.
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we took him, okay, take him to the department. the russian academy of sciences. 300 years, in what state does it celebrate its anniversary, who and where are we bypassing, and what are we urgently catching up with, how much additional investment
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will infrastructure and personnel require, what kind of expertise should be, how the explosive development of technology will change our lives and what will happen to ours and you psychological health, let's talk about this with the head of the russian academy of sciences, academician gennady krasnikov. gennadiyvich, in the history of the russian academy of sciences there were different periods, there were...
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spills, we cannot do without such serious large installations, research equipment, such serious results, without serious scientific instrumentation, and we have a project in the far east, in vladivostok, but nevertheless we must,
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of course, increase the number of these installations in general.
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where there are no sectoral institutes yet, then our institutes are ready to take on this function in order to already work as a customer, so that this weak link, this weak link, can take over and bring research to practical results, these are the measures of support - for scientists, in general in
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the scientific sphere in general, from the state that you consider effective. maybe the scientific community has some ideas that there is something additional to offer? well , first, of course, more money should be allocated for motivation, because well, yes, if we talk about such volumes and you do something effectively there, this of course is such motivation - this is a salary, well, i have yes motivation. there was a decree that double by region for researchers is it’s also a separate question, it’s not easy, yeah, because - well, with us - it’s kind of very well...

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