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tv   Spetsbat  NTV  February 16, 2024 12:00am-12:56am MSK

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“please, dig yourself, thank you, comrade captain, damn it, i knew it, hands, hands , what are you doing, what are you doing, i just want to call, isn’t it possible, or something, come on, captain, so, i ’m warning you, if you want to run home, i shoot accurately with both hands, it’s clear, what are you talking about, this, this is not a weapon, you misunderstood, this is a prop, we’re filming a series about cops, by the way, we have a police general consulting with us, do you want me to tell him i’ll call, he’ll explain everything, now, now, now, wait, that is, this is a prop, this, this is a prop, these are scarecrows, yeah, and you comrade intern, i’m not a scarecrow, i ’ll explain later, comrade captain, scarecrows, please tell me, did you check, it’s hollow, well, come on, come on, go check it, you’re a fucking specialist, it’s yours. do you
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have any supporting documents on the props? well, what are we going to do? and listen, well, i already suggested, i said that a police general from the main department works as a consultant on our project, i can call him, he will explain everything to you, you understand, i’m a props assistant, i don’t solve such issues, he does general, who, who is the general? this shevchuk, nikolai ilyevich, i can call him, he will explain everything, no need. in the 102nd special battalion of the tps, trainees call the generals, yes, vladimir vasilyevich, that’s right, call, call, call, come on, come on, come on, come on, no, you know, i ’ll probably call him anyway, damn it, cow , so i passed it and left the charger at home, why is it all like that? yes, yes, vera ivanovna,
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i’m listening, he’s busy right now, okay, i’ll ask, it’s hard, he says, you were looking for her, vera ivanovna. “yes, i’m talking about captain ivolgin, this can’t be, both alebis have the moment of hijacking ivolgin was in my investigative committee , chertanov was waiting while i talked to him about the kidnapping case, no, ivolgen had nothing to do with it, he just came for company, he was waiting in the corridor outside the door, you can look at the visit log when they both they came , they left, and on the second." i was with him in the morning,
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talked, i think he should be released in absence, with such an evidence base, vera ivanovna, the court has nothing to do , your operatives hurried, yes, yes, sort it out, thank you, it turns out you’re not in a hurry, but they have it tsvetnot, curious, and why did you... made them an offer, of course, which they couldn’t refuse, no, why, they’ll probably refuse, now i don’t understand, tuzov’s daughter bought a cool car, and i received an order for it, unexpectedly , however, he invited them to participate, i can’t believe it, uh-huh, but for them it’s like a hedgehog. what the hell is wrong with the sick man,
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the bastard will turn everyone inside out, who will screw who in the process, only the devil knows , this devil is clever, i gave them all the tricks against me, they believed, the one you need allowed fatal mistake. am i right, do you know who? kutuzov? you need to prove that i don’t have them, as soon as i can, i’ll tell you. sergei antonovich, consider that this is an order from senior management, no initiative.
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that's it, have a good trip , angry girl, yes, but, girl, my victory, by the way, the general said that... according to the filmmaker, he didn’t say anything, they’re filming a series , the script is interesting, since the general said it, then we’ll watch it if we survive, because today we have a dangerous drive, where, why am i going to the river with a double beer, you
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do you remember, well, my memory is fine, well, thank god, no, wait, let's find out, girl, where did you get it from? badge and a pistol, comrade captain, gentle
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, trainee, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, trainee, you called the general, rummaged through the bushes, where and what bushes, i i was sitting on patrol all the time, oh my, how can this be, and i realized, in the trunk, of the filmmaker in the trunk,
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and me, and sit, money, i’m ladoga 01, all ladogas around the perimeter 130a, attention, ladoga 0, measures have been taken to arrest him, he received two grades, zero first, we are working. they didn’t stop us already, they promised to warn everyone that they didn’t slow down anymore, they told you, they told you, so
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we press to the right, i’m following the order of the shift manager. vital, come on, come on, they’ve already checked my trunk, our general explained everything popularly that they still don’t understand, well, they’ll come to them, ask, hmm, and you’re kind of clean. no , you will all be responsible for this, it’s clear to you , yeah, that’s right, but they found a gun,
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drag a gun, no, no, no, no, you don’t complain about your memory, but you don’t remember a damn thing, you know, you’re not you ... camps are needed, in present, for the loss of the commander’s weapon, well! that’s it, okay, okay, relax, maybe you’ll find it again, but where, i thought in the trunk, if it’s not in the trunk, i don’t even know, they looked hard, they didn’t look at all, they’re still not crying, how come they didn’t look, why because, because i didn’t say anything about the gun, if you even blurt about it to anyone? you will eat both chebureks and beer yourself, understand? comrade captain, i have almost
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the salt, we grow up. but that’s not what you came to talk about, another obscene proposal, and you can lie on your stomach and fry the ass of one dangerous russian hacker, i can do something different, at least on my stomach, at least somehow. wait, wait, gentle one, don’t yell there, we don’t need any extra witnesses, understand? what? i say, ours shouldn’t know anything either, come on!
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open the trunk! wow, come on , put it back, but i didn’t take anything, he told him stole a pistol, girl, how could you have a pistol there, that's it, stop, you have an inventory in your props, but you're not too bad in the infantry, where did you get it, wow, yes, no , you saw it, are you sure , everything is fine, yes, everything is fine, the general called the head of the osb, he confirmed that this is a prop, so call again, all the offices are with the prop manager, and i saw that he stole a pistol, put it in his pocket, search him , this is my pistol, i stole it, where did you get the military weapon, what kind of military weapon, the general incomprehensibly explained to you that are they scarecrows?
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scarecrow, i have a permit for a pistol , you can check the number, when i was searching the trunk, i forgot my phone there, the girl thought something was wrong, and you can call the general and say, it’s all the intern’s fault, my last name is gentle, yes i remember, can i go now, please, of course. go, go, yes, the pistol is yours, but only in bottles, trainee, trainee.
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the limit on shooting at bottles has ended for today, i understand, comrade colonel, allow me, come in, andrevna, i looked through everything, didn’t identify anyone, that’s good. how do you feel? nothing, you won’t wait, alyonushka, i talked
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, that’s great, i hope pokrovsky, all this will remain between us, i’ve already been asked about this, and you even know who? colonel kutuzov, right? damn, is something wrong? yes, he cracked my codes!
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should be lying around drunk and howling in melancholy, and you’re yelling at some crap, how is it possible, how was solomin mistaken about you when he took his group, but i didn’t know if i would have known that semyonich , you, if only i knew, and commander, i would be with you, where , when, specifically, the day after. the next day, early in the morning, early in the morning during the crew change, the place and exact time will be told to you, it’s all on zero, they said, if you don’t want to end up like a bumblebee, then sit quietly.
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don't hide behind your brother, they're all they know very well, they know that he wants to close you down, so you won’t go to him, you won’t go to your ex either, so you can forget about the lams and about kutuzov’s car too, i understand, and now i’m rubbing it in, you’re sucking it in, tell it to your owner . that there is no need to scare me, otherwise i might get scared, and from fear i will shake him, he will fall out of fear and skin, because he is not me, i am holding him by the ass, it is not he who is holding me, but i will set conditions for him, sucked , really like a bandit, i couldn’t even think about it, in short, with you sixes, i have nothing to talk about. i will talk
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only with the main one, and the door is wide open as always. that you left, you also left, but returned, although you and i had an agreement that you would stay at home and not bother anyone, look what i found, that this is our laziness.
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kutuzov, most likely lied, knows everything, most likely, most likely lied, and you’re so calm about it, i’m excited, i just don’t show it, and kutuzov also removed lioni’s photo from the shared folder, doesn’t it seem strange to you, but he’s always spends... on our phones and computers, yes, yes, you know, i i wouldn’t mind seeing what’s on your brother’s computer, yes, and what would you dig up there? yesterday he wanted to take your jacket as if it were something doc, aren’t you wondering if he might have something against you? no, not interesting,
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razhnov , he’s doing overtime, the commander, everything’s on schedule, okay , i don’t know how i was, he was furious for a long time, banging his fists, swearing, it’s up to me that he got up, chertanov, come on in, why not on divorce, pokruvsky . so i, as a comrade colonel , will say, sit down, you’re too lazy, go and get busy, comrade
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major, of course i’m wildly sorry, but you, probably, they somehow misunderstood, i’ll even say more, you yourself sometimes ask me to peep there, listen to the same alena, right? krovsky is free, yes, makarych, what? as i understand it, lyunya doesn’t spy on everyone on his own, yes, for you, sit here, in this chair, i’ll admire you, major, can you keep your finger on the pulse without this? i am a battalion commander. “i have to react to every quiet thing in a timely manner, ah, oh my, makarych, you understand that if
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they find out, well, well, just be silent, like...” alena i didn’t blab to anyone, the woman is still , although she’s good, maybe you should still see a doctor , alena agreed, i think i know, well, when to become unloving here, you can see that it’s not a day, then there’s a new problem, makarych, listen , i didn’t know that lenya was a pokrovsky racer, alena dug up this information from the internet, why should we make a secret out of this, let it remain a secret, yesterday we lost one person, a replacement is needed, if it weren’t for the secret. where to get kudroviki you said, put your own racer, who is on computers, that’s kumiko, so go, instruct alena not to call three times, he’s already been instructing all night, she’ll be silent, and about my erroneous letter on kruskov and about distoletovo, why, what letter, what disk, and you don’t know? luni
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didn’t report to you, that’s right , take care of your nerves, what the hell is going on, you can really tell me, nothing is clear, makarych, never mind, rely on me, i’ll sort it all out, i’ll report everything later, and you have yours for later don’t put off your problems, he will sort them out...
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first rating of participants in the presidential race published, how many measurements are planned before the elections to determine turnout, why conduct surveys about lenin’s body, darwin’s theory and writers on agents, why the number of supporters of introducing censorship in the media is growing in society, what and how the attitude of russians to savings debts is changing, what are the answers at the same time inspire alarm, let's talk about this with the head of fciom valery fedorov. valeriyvich, now everyone is certainly hearing about the ratings of the participants in the presidential race, there is, in fact, a month left before the elections, how often? are you planning to take these measurements? when it’s the last one, we do them, we do them every day, yeah, that’s it, but we won’t terrorize the audience, we’re part of this company, it’s going quite calmly, quite predictably so far, we decided for ourselves that we’ll publish data once a week and the first exit already took place on saturday, we published, as they called it, the first rating, now every
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saturday until the last week before. march 9, according to the law, cannot be published for the last week, which means we will publish the last one in the last summary, when it is allowed rating, the turnout is predicted to be absolutely fantastic, the likes of which we haven’t had for a long time, there is some solid basic evidence for this, but we haven’t presented a single forecast yet, let’s not forget that the rating is the result of a survey, we ask you have a question and publish the so-called raw data. a person does not always act as he promises, by the way, as for turnout, this is the rule, it is fulfilled most often, well, yes, when he says, well, why should i go, my candidate will win anyway, yes, yes, so far i can say that 61% of respondents clearly, accurately, firmly intend to come and take part in the vote, yeah, about 15% more say,

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