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tv   Pyos  NTV  February 27, 2024 8:25am-10:01am MSK

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oh girls, i'm so worried. welcome, bitch , calm down, calm down, mascara will run, i never leave water, i drive unattended, they don’t only do this to new girls, where, where, where, where, it will only get worse, now i’ll see if i have chocolate or not , or maybe they could also add a laxative, but...
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no, it’s boring, i don’t sleep well, the dog has become completely fat from idleness, maybe the two of you can climb onto the roof and from there look out for criminals, like batman and robin, sarcasm, he says where the problem is, at home , at work, nowhere, everything fine. look like a dog, he’s a grown boy
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, he can eat whatever he wants, but no, he shouldn’t take food from someone else’s hands, this one isn’t professional, that means he still has to work, yes, i understand that where, it’s still a quick way to get there. do you still work as a model? well done, go, maybe they’ll at least sew you there, are you jealous? yes, come with me, maybe we can find someone for you? come here, dog, business, the situation is extremely difficult, extremely dangerous. and
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we’ll probably do this: i’ll take you home today, so what can i do, i’ll stay with you until the morning, but what should i do, as a policeman i am obliged, i am obliged to protect you during the investigation, i’m sorry, i wouldn’t advise you, the princes, the wife will definitely kick you out of the house, what does the wife have to do with it, what does the wife have to do with it, and who is this? , boy or girl, huh? man, oh, i adore men, you know, dear , it ’s written in big letters on the fence near your house, and now i’ll take something on your forehead and write something, for example, oh-oh-oh-oh, and you read- then you know how to write, but yes girls, don’t fight, stop it, if you want, he’s with he doesn’t eat other people’s rubles, maybe i can offer you, do you also only take from the owner’s hands? tell me, please, and you will protect
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us, and you are so strong, yes, otherwise it’s not like this one is like that, maksimov, come on, take your watchdog and sniff out everything here, work, you haven’t been here for a long time, you they have already appointed instead of gromov, no, they have appointed me instead of gromov, while gromov is being treated, i will command you, serdyukov, my last name. and you, as i understand it, maksimov, that’s right, i hear you are free with your dog, thank you, then without me everything has been trampled and covered up, a long time ago, yes, this is your photographer, guys, this is our
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man, well done, well done, well done, i’m a new person , i don’t know your employees, i noticed, listen, maybe we’ll throw a watchdog into the air duct, i’ll throw it at you i’ll launch it now, i don’t change my orders, maximov’s dog. on the way out , nestilov,
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air duct, come on, i’ll hold you, you can clearly see me there, in fact, we’re not allowed to take pictures without permission, oh well, maybe it’s your... sewers, or do you want us to leave you alone with a maniac, so this is what's going on here, what what kind of cluster is this, what are you doing here, why are you making noise, better come to us and take a photo, let’s smile if it doesn’t look compromising. listen, maybe you don’t get involved with this serdikov, anyway, gromov will come soon, you made smoke blowers in your childhood, it happened.
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maniac, hold him, he only takes pictures , he doesn’t kill anyone, and you’re still here , and where is the rotten place, remember, here it is, and this is a maniac, girl, beat him, beat him, uh, girls, what, the police, so you can't, hold on, hold on, they tell you, hold on, i found something on ours, why are you looking at our
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photographer like that, lena, do you know what you ’re cheating on with the pies? sausages in his father-in-law, his last name is topkin, he supplies glossy magazines with obscene photographs of stars, i immediately said that topkin is not a maniac, that he likes to look and not touch, just like your dog, only this one likes to touch, so let's go? let's interrogate this photographer, maybe he managed to photograph something, let's go, since there are no pies left at all, and we only wanted him for
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interrogation, but he already confessed, he's processing it, major, and why do you decide all matters like that? about face, or what? about him, it was he who hit himself when he fell out of the pipe, your fault, by the way , listen, well, you understand that a real maniac is on the loose, topkin confessed, there are still questions, there are, where are the freaks like you trained, listen, you, ugh, listen, me , “i don’t give you any thunder, he ’s the one who put up with your circus tricks here, i’ll eat both of them together with the fucks , how many times have i said, don’t touch any poop, and
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i can say with confidence that.. " the photographer we detained is the same criminal who frightened and terrorized. we cannot recruit anyone into the gdr, this is
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the public services portal from march 5 to 11, everything will be like at a polling station, let the members come. they use sealed portable boxes, that's good, and i'll vote. max, i know, max, you're here, what are you doing? is topkin a maniac? i know too, and this means that a maniac is walking free. protect me please. i have money, i can pay you. you're lucky, you know, there
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are two categories of prisoners, some are guards, the other are detectives. that's how it happened that we met with him more than once. not security guards, sorry, hello, uncle, everything is fine, it seems the dog wants to be my security guard, well, he can, the authorities don’t allow me. well, it’s okay, now he’ll show his character and we’ll come back, come on, baby, come on, i knew that you weren’t afraid of the authorities, i’m not afraid of anyone, i’m saving that you
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will overfeed him. to you or to me? well, i have not tidied up, one night, an agreement? come on, boys, let's go.
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thread, i had someone. when i was leaving , i put a thread on the door, you know, like in detective stories, it’s now on the floor, well , open it, the apartment is alarmed, of course, maybe i dropped it myself when i left, but no, it’s like someone was there, i was here wait. they buy an alarm system for 10 thousand dollars, then they put in some strings.
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"i asked you, watch her there while i i’m not coming, so, if the alarm system is working , then how did he get in here, i don’t know, someone else could have known by someone else’s role, they could have had the keys, no one else had the keys.” “or maybe your lover, i don't have a lover, right? anzhelochka, you know, i thought maybe... you need a security guard for this night, i already called a security guard i know, listen, i understand that
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now is not entirely convenient, but could you give me an autograph, over there in this photo, you know, i'm your big fan, not like a maniac, of course, but still, here... please, oh, thank you, it ’s interesting, serdukov, i still think that the murderer is our bastard, but he is. doesn’t think, serdyukov believes that you have no right to be here, and i
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’m here at angelica’s request, here’s the coffee business, you didn’t follow my order, you didn’t give the dog to the kennel, like this, he gave it away - another pusun, another look, another gait? leave the premises, otherwise i will have you arrested, let's go.
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yes, i'll break the camera first, and then i'll have to do the door. can you hear me, hello, no need to break anything here, the girl from next door apartment, you know, no, who is she, you know , i don’t know, he’s from the police, since he came in, i have to come in too, you know? oh, comrade maniac, it’s not me, it’s not you, yes, i didn’t do anything bad, i’m not a maniac, believe me, do you
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my beautiful girl, how are you today, you're in a good mood, you're in a good mood today it's going to be a good day, hello, hello, captain leonidov, we are doing the same thing, would you like to help us, this is a label from a doll, yes, yes, this is a label from lucy. “you know, such an airy fairy in a chintz dress, who bought her, the dolls choose their owners themselves, and this is their secret,
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perhaps some very evil person bought her, you can’t tell your heart, look at these photographs, mommies, lucimi , you see, these dolls are being killed by a very evil maniac, and their fate depends on you, who bought lucia, i don’t remember, i really don’t i remember, well at least approximately. “i , i don’t know, i don’t remember. it’s a pity, it means he will continue to kill these poor little ones. or maybe a video recording from a surveillance camera
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will do. do you have a cctv camera? well, of course, i have dolls here for 10 thousand, what if someone steals it. and what do you think, crazy, or what? can you not touch it with your hands? “thank you, right, thank you, photo of the person who bought the doll, hello, lesh, and hello, i say, hello, sorry, yes nothing, here's a photo of the one who "? went to see her yesterday, a neighbor took it, yes, such a photograph will not be easy to identify a person, but in my opinion, these are generally two different characters, it could be any dad who came to buy his daughter a doll,
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it could be any electrician who was photographed by your neighbor, hush hush, what are you saying? you're so angry , i'm calm, everything's fine, hello, do you want anything, no , thank you, time, time, time, darling, time flies, bags under the eyes, angry, sleep deprived, shirt not ironed, hungry, let's talk about maniacs let's talk, i'm right here, for example, why she could kick you out, another woman, no, something, no , why not, well, i spent the whole day yesterday with naked models, these are the aunts, yesterday was the anniversary of your words, congratulations, but you forgot, but you forgot, but you wouldn’t forget, all day
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long there are some naked models running around, dead birds, in general i feel like a character from a hitchcock film, yeah, but women love romantics, romantics? yeah, you'll have to apologize, i'll buy flower bows, great, yesterday, and today something more romantic, you know better than me what lena needs, of course, after a divorce people start somehow feel each other more subtly, you know, maybe you should get a divorce, maybe you should shut up? lena, whoever you want, will bring you
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, boss, look, these are photographs of a maniac, taken at different times, in different places, so it is impossible to identify a person from them, and this cannot be evidence in court, and here in court, that’s all what we have in general. where did you find them? i didn’t find it, max found it, he alone found all these photographs, he alone did more than the entire department combined, he is investigating, despite my ban. angelica herself asked him to guard her, let him first learn to obey, i told him, let him change the dog, and then deal with the maniac, but why would he change the dog, this is the best dog in general in our department, but i don’t care what kind of dog he has, i it's important that max learns to obey. the maniac was spotted at the station, he is right now grooming a new bird there, everyone. every single one to the shopping center, except
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for your dog walker, of course, and those who are on duty at the model’s house too, i told everyone, max, it’s you, come in. lyosh, why are you here? i was sent to guard you, the police are looking for a maniac, there are no free people, so they remembered me, yes, i haven’t been here for a long time, not since we broke up with you, you
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left me, are you sure it was a good idea to send you here , so i should leave, do you really want to be left alone with a maniac? stand, hands, arms, i said, head stripes, korom, yes, not very similar to a sexual maniac, where is the bird from, they gave me a knife, a bird, they said, i need to attach it to a poster, they said: an advertising campaign, they even gave me an advance
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two bottles of vodka, who said, you can find out, but he definitely offered you a job too, right?
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some kind of mysticism!
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listen, you better leave here , they’re coming here now, you left me, me, i blew away specks of dust from you, i repeat again, i didn’t leave you, i’m sorry if i offended you, you wouldn’t
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have changed me, but i don’t have anyone , no and it didn’t happen, you’re lying, you’re lying, you cheated on me with this clown... from cheap tv series, what are you doing, listen, well, go away, go away, i ’m telling you, let’s go out. more alive! engine oil genergy fsint represents the source of my victories in how you prepare for the race, keeping yourself and your car at their peak. genergy fsint motor oil is intelligently formulated with targeted additives
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that it seems like she still has a daughter, i open the envelope, dna, today at 17:50 on which she lives in voronezh, then there was a rumor, ntv, listen, lyosha, you're scaring me, you you know that i’m already on edge, a maniac is hunting me, i’m not a maniac, i’m not a maniac, so, well, take your things and get out of here.
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cool, yes, but i slept with her, i’m jealous, hear, i
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didn’t sleep with her. come on, i don’t believe it, or what? i have a photograph like this, where she is with the car, i’ll show you, well, i forbade you to do this business, and ordered you to change the dog.
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"don't ever do that again, especially since you're fired, do you think i'll forgive you or i will thank you for saving me, you won’t wait until i’m the boss here, you won’t work here, imagine, i just spoke with gromov, he finished his treatment ahead of schedule and
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is returning. so you are no longer the boss maksimov, he crashed my car, take me to the department, and by the way, you are no longer the boss for us, but the bus stop, it’s over there, and i’m generally fired, happily. i didn’t, well, at least take me home, oh, i got divorced.
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you're welcome, bird, but it won't touch you. nobody will touch you here at all, and you? both you and i, i wanted to thank you, but there’s no need,
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you’ll still freeze. how about dinner? now. feed me, i can, okay, well done, you can, you can eat. i can cook sausages, you will, i was counting on a romantic dinner, i always said that a girl loves more gifts, they love romance,
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did it take you 2 days to buy flowers? no, also this, leonid, what, you want to buy me, well, you understand that it’s not about gifts, really, yes, i understand. well, if you have everything, then go to sleep, but i have a lot of work, no, not everything yet, let's go, i still have a view from the window.
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i told you i should know better!
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so you claim that a certain captain gribov from the police offered you a job as an informant, but gribov and i are now working on a case that you never dreamed of, and you don’t really look like an employee to the police, i’m not saying who you look like, what kind of rudeness, i generally work as a pimp, in
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the sense of bringing people together. “if someone needs to sell something, i find someone who needs to buy it, and this is something that needs to be sold, usually stolen, i don’t check their invoices, my job is to settle it and get my interest, so that’s it.” , very serious people came to me, they had heard of something , of course, the first one said, i say, very serious people. chengiz wanted to buy counterfeit dollars and how much? 20 million. well, mikhailovsky had already agreed to print it, but then gribov appeared. and recruited you. well, let's just say he made an offer i couldn't refuse. yes. where is this
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let him go. at your request, and he said that if you continue to do this business, he will fire me, that’s business, well, well , tell him that i won’t do this business, yes you, this, you, don’t start, in- firstly, ilnitsky is being watched, and secondly, we still have some fakes wounded in the hospital, i ’m going there now, you’re coming with me, where? i have nothing else to do, or what? why? why? that's why that i have an active joker, it’s night now, yeah, there’s more to come! see you, that's it, have a nice day, stay happy.
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good evening, where is the patient? he was just taken away, who took him? police, he showed the documents. stop, stop!
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