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vadami, followed by cold weather. in krasnoyarsk today -4, and tomorrow -6. in the far east, the status quo is still maintained; in the coastal areas there are cyclones, and active ones at that. one of them is the culprit of the stormy weather in kamchatka, chukotka, the other will increase the snow and wind on sakhalin, nastya will have a picnic on saturday. the khabarovsk territory and northern primorye will be covered with snow; on the mainland , the anticyclone has little precipitation, and the frosts weaken only during the day under the rays of the spring sun. in a similar situation with... it is also sunny here, but during the day there is a stable thaw, today up to +5, in moscow +24, precipitation is unlikely, there are five more equally good days ahead, good evening, unfortunately you are late.
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please, all the best, take care of yourself.
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the famous businessman ivan korchin, suspected of financial fraud, was killed at the back entrance to the theater. according to preliminary data , the businessman was killed by a portable explosive device. investigations are currently underway. hello, yes, yes, i saw your mother, i know. well, on tv they show you
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as the star of the screen, so you can wave your hand at the camera, let's go bye, let's go, have a drink seagull hello everyone, that same korchin, that same one, they said it was an explosive, you can see for yourself, there was no big explosion, even the bodyguards weren’t hurt, here’s your security, yes, security.
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security you know more for the image, it looks like a custom one, yes, it was in the side pocket, right? yes, the guards said, after the first act he left, took his coat, there was an explosion, well, it didn’t bring much, come out, come here, wow, he killed a rat in the car. well, what do we have here? i wanted to ask you a counter question. yeah, do you like it? well, we're not sure yet. decided find a replacement for maksimov's old stinking dog. well done. and dachshunds, dachshunds, just so you know, are one of the best. in the world, like this, well, surprise
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, sit, sit, sit, said, sit, sit , well, that’s it, i went to write an application, well , the training is not very good yet, but i know what to do, so get ready, good application to win, nerd, you watched the cartoon about varishka, pull the rope, take it, it will open, go and not to me, to me, when were you going to tell me?
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he had access to a coat, again a mustache, glasses, a jacket, they remembered all this, everything is logical blew up, killed the brace, found the murder weapon, hi, hi. why are you so early, i have to work, yeah, i have a question, well, what should i do if
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a person’s hand is trembling, your hand is trembling, no, what are you doing, i just decided to find out what to do. maksimov, don’t fool me, either tell me or go to work, well, he’s friendly, but not much, just a little, but i’ll see, he knocked out a joint, a tendon, stretched it, yes, maksimov needs to see a doctor, anything could be the cause of the tremor, anything from banal overwork to prokins illness. doctor, i won't go and neither will you don’t say anything to anyone, okay, okay, let ’s do a massage, winter, it doesn’t hurt, it doesn’t
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hurt at all, hi, i’m not bothering you guys, what’s this called, did you get your fingers pinched? that’s it, so what do you think, there’s a massage parlor here, probably enough for today, what do you mean for today, i don’t understand, that’s what it means, thank you, go ahead, what is this, well, the man pinched his fingers, what? max, yes, wait, we need to go to a certain businessman vasiliev, the former partner of the murdered korchin, by the way, they
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recently quarreled, either they didn’t divide the money, or they didn’t share their mistress, out of jealousy an excellent motive, yes, especially when her... is constantly fueled, exactly, you and my wife do not have very friendly relations, no, it’s funny, sharing, honestly, no funnier than you, what’s barking there, well, you’re coming at me, everything is logical, well, but my well-mannered dog, unlike some , doesn’t growl at his own, that he can growl at all, you hear me, joker, let’s start worrying, because the replacement is already breathing for you, the replacement is with his poking stick, i’m already dying, but i’m on my tongue, a man is resting
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alone, dr. beakers, prepare love. so it’s normal, it’s not bones or joints, you need to take your picture with your hand, judging by the picture, take all the tests, and buy what you’re whispering about, but what’s so interesting, lesh, if you don’t stop, i’ll be offended,
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we haven’t seen the way he cut, and the knife, did you see the knife? why the hell should they see the knife, if they saw the killer, he didn’t do it with his finger, sit down, don’t get smart, write, come on, he’s not our employee, he was standing next to the boss, we didn’t see the knife, yeah, describe the suspect, about thirty-five years old, strong, of average height, unshaven, wearing a hat, yeah, lions - doesn’t remind you of anyone, it reminds me of half the city, but it reminds me of one person, he has something else with his arm, apparently an injury, an injury, yeah, it’s a pity, it’s a pity if it ’s not the one i’m thinking about, well, look, look, look, i said why are you
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disgracing me? i tell you? said to look, look, look, you, ugh, help, he’ll bite you to death, lyon, why are you sitting, help, you stupid animal, it’s good that you didn’t take the great dane, oh, price, i’m coming, i ’m coming, why are you nervous? what happened to you, what happened again? hello, i want to talk to you, it’s the 21st century,
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there are telephones, let’s talk. i have a proposal for you, if you fulfill my request, you will receive good money, in case of my refusal, i and four of my partners at different times dealt with one very bad person, the last name is granin, i heard such a last name, yes, we heard about him, because he was recently reported. the case is about a major banking fraud, there will be a trial soon, granin knows that any of us can testify against him. i see that you have a whole club of people who like to talk, but korchin and vasiliev have already been killed,
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only fillyagin and i are left, and who is the third? aleshchev, he will not testify, after the assassination attempt he ended up in a psychiatric clinic, the court does not accept the testimony of crazy people, of course, granin. the end cuts off, he hired a killer nicknamed fog, i said something funny, killer fog, dozens of high-profile murders, everyone has heard about him, but no one has seen him, it’s a myth, if you catch him, you’ll receive a five-figure fee, i advise you to agree, from your permissions. i’ll think about how long it’s possible.
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the witness, the possible killer disappeared into the courtyards, we cordoned off the block, well done, max he didn’t come, why the hell do we need him, we can cope without him, right? your dachshund is already listening to you, can you hear, otherwise you don’t believe it, well, look, lie down, see, stand up, look around, well, how? but everything is clear, active work, soon there will be no need for the dog, without the dog and maksimov there’s no damn thing to do, gnizilov, run, what where, what
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to run, sniff, follow, follow, stop. what is he sneezing? allergy to jealousy, look, even i feel it, so go run where there is none, okay, take a walk, you see, everything is for you, the alleged killer may be somewhere nearby and unhooked. district, the victim is a businessman prokhorov and his two bodyguards , we assume the killer, this is a killer, nicknamed fog, are you serious, what kind of fog, this is
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all fiction, who gave a damn about him, here he is, even offered money for his capture, and you took, well, as you can see, no, i hope he managed to tell you something interesting? yes, of course, he said that the next victim could be a businessman named filyagin. sit, wow, surprised, how do you like my beauty? and this beauty has a nickname, or like a dog would have a nickname, only the dog was nesting, hear? i don’t need this, the time will come, i will officially introduce you, we’ve agreed, but how
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i must tell you that maksimov is not the coolest policeman in our country, there are much cooler ones. much, you should see me at work, that earth and sky, earth and sky, we have a small banquet planned this evening, you can come, look around, just don’t bother the guests with questions, but oh well, i’m a pro, a banquet, a banquet is good. well, everything was quiet, yes it was, until he approached him , i don’t understand what it is, it tastes and color,
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like fish, maybe fish, maybe fish, well, i thought he was a businessman, but he’s a waiter, well dude. yes, i kicked him out of gear, hello, i’m here, don’t come! what's with the bullying handle, headiness, offensively,
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what about maxim? missed the culprit? if it weren't for you, i would have taken it. is this the new mark of genius, or what? this did champagne hit him in the head? yes, of course , champagne, if you hadn’t... didn’t interfere, i would have taken this killer, i recognized his face, here he is, not only did i see the killer, he would have also let the hook get out, you know, it’s you prevented me from detaining him, okay, that's enough for you, it's clear that everyone who could testify in court was killed, the only
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suspect is a killer named fog, what do you want to say, that i almost took a killer named fog, almost missed it. well, start a rumor that this leshchov has allegedly recovered and can testify against granin, we’ll set up an ambush on the fogs, but we
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first need to visit this aleshchev, let’s find out what kind of person he is, oh, oh, bake, bake! it smells, you hear, just like home, it’s like a mental hospital, you’re at home here, igor, you hear, i’m not crazy, i’m strictly adequate, you understand, after the assassination attempt, lishchev developed a persecution mania. well, who are you teaching? well, yes, you know everything about psycho, well, here you go, hello, hello, we would like to ask you a couple of questions, can we? who are we? well, me and my colleague, gnezdilov, yes, killer, killer, killer, does he want to change? help, he wants to kill me, he’s from the police , look at him, boo, walk, stand, stand,
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animal, stupid, stand, who he told, and now that the nester is gone, we can talk, i don’t want anything, what do you need, we need to catch a killer named fog, i don’t want anything, my life is in danger , yes, especially now that we have told everyone that you have recovered and will be able to testify against the brink at the trial, i think the killer will appear soon and we will be able to take him , it's really great that idiot, wow, what changes, yes, i'm playing the fool to avoid another assassination attempt. uh-huh, everyone who could
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testify against faceting is long dead, except for you, of course, that’s correct, and i’m alive because i’m a fool with a certificate, maksimov, sit down, maksimov, you’re making your stupid jokes, give it up, colleague, i’ll give it up, for sure , no, yes, no, no, we can’t get the fog without you.
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i’m also an artist of big and small idiots, he portrays the spectators, nevertheless, he fooled a professional killer around his finger, now our task is to deliver him to the courtroom unharmed, yes please, me somehow? me, me as bait, damn there are two of us
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, do you want them to shoot me because of some dummy, you will have cover, you can always give a signal, what signal, where will i give the signal, to the rail, and if a sniper shoots me, we will put a bulletproof vest on your head, a bulletproof vest, and if they set my car on fire, my dying screams will be a sufficient signal for you, we will find you 50 fire extinguishers. listen, don’t you understand, do you? maksimov, who is carrying leshchev, risks much more than you, your mother, stand, stand, well, now what does he feel, danger, i look, and you feel it, your hands are shaking, i don’t pay attention, you can’t let the fog temporarily prepare, let’s go.
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in this regard, i’m a key figure, this bream would have been shot long ago.
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there is a threat to life, resist, i said, i’m listening to you, say, i’m in trouble here, could you pull me out, they didn’t reach the finish line, look, there’s something there, calm down , welcome to our world, you are rescuers, 5 minutes of silence, a new horizon, we fought a little, it’s time to go home in peace, today. at 22:00 on ntv, why does he react only to two
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people, leon to you, maybe vinegar, why, dogs can’t stand the smell of vinegar, well, let’s say, what does he have to do with it, i started having problems with my liver because of the medications, according to as a result, i actually developed diabetes, ordinary actions the drug... yes, the body begins to emit the smell of acetone, the dog smells it, so he doesn’t like it, it wouldn’t hurt your colleague to go to the doctor.
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no gun yes with a quiet weapon no, on on on stop nikola. yes, len, hello, max, can you hear me, i hear, i hear, i can’t be busy, i found out what’s wrong with your arm, i just can’t, it’s a pinched ulnar nerve, you need to avoid fights for at least a month. they're leaking,
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i'll start avoiding fights tomorrow, and it'll get worse, maksimov, stop it immediately, okay, i'll take it into account, but you better take care of your husband, and what’s wrong with my husband, just a musty smell, and this, it’s either the liver or diabetes, it’s clear, but i understand, thank you, the secrets continue, he’s fighting, what do you mean he’s fighting again?
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oh, mother follow me here. so here, that you shot back, well, yes, there is such a thing,
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your hand doesn’t shake, but you go down, check it out, sit here, don’t stick your head out. well, let's get started, let's get
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started! these are all swindlers and thieves, and now you will die for them, who said that i am for them, i am simply against you. well, something like this, and you say, keep your head down.
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forward, behind me, ahead of me, no one move, everyone stay in their places, calm down, what is it, got it, well, got it, this. squirrel is a moron, what have you done, work like you, i’m great, leshchev, he’s already giving his testimony with all his might, like a hand, but what about a hand, like a hand, well,
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a hand? i'm tired of pricking the oat, you have a pinched nerve there, you need peace, no fights, lena has already gone, i'll get in like him, what's with the fog, the fog, the fog has cleared, the prosecutor is deciding what to do with him next, well, leonidov, stand, you already told maksimov that no one needs him and his dog anymore at all. with some joy, with some kind of joy, wow, with what joy, the whole operation is my merit, oh, how, and what, foggy, who recognized by sight, who? i mean, who figured it out? you? oh, so you are heroes, you will probably be given a prize, yes, with sausages, a voice.
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i saw, this is what real training looks like, i understand, lie down, handsome, all that remains is to train you so that you! he told the team faster than she was doing, that it’s okay, walk, walk, well done, well done, the dachshunds still have to work and work, well, everyone is alive, healthy, no, alive, alive, that’s healthy - that’s another question, of course, this is for you, that if you rub it into your hand, it should go away in a couple of weeks, if you don’t fight, you tell him louder, otherwise he’s an elderly man. he hears, his hands are shaking, i have a separate conversation with you, what? maksimov was right, or rather the dog was right , when he barked at you i learned the smell of luxus, at the same time he warned us what a luscious
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smell, your sugar is quite high, you are on a diet from today, i don’t want to go on a diet, but i have to, anything could happen much worse if time had been lost, su, thanks tell me, so i can’t have sweets, no, i can’t, but what about you, my sweetie? “that’s it, don’t fight, you’re on a diet, if you break the regime, i’ll ask you to be kept in a cell, with pleasure, just separately, don’t sit in the cold, don’t sit in the cold.” i will pay you whatever you want, but no,
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no, no!
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yes, lie down, i understand, i understand, just don’t show aggression, come on, we’ll come out soon, come here, spit on the scab, they’ll scab and wait, not here, are you already buying him toys? he set me up, he 's been buying for himself for a long time, so, wow, and you thought so, ah,
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look, the mark is from a drill, it looks like they were tortured, well, yes, with passion. the tread marks are fresh , a minibus, maybe what we are looking for, you know better, please take a photo, the tread mark, maybe a maniac, well, yes, or something personal, by the way, i have one request for you, come on. go ahead, you see, it’s lena and i’s anniversary, and i decided to give her a gift, wow, how did you decide, stop, in general, could you give in return, could you
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hide the gift at home, why, at home from lena you can't hide anything, i have it in the car i don’t want to carry it, but don’t you think it’s a strange gift? for lena at night, well , although you’re nothing, come on, just be careful, like... you’re your own, wow, wow, what’s there, what, it’s personal, well, you’re cunning, hide it, and don’t ask what’s there , you, laziness, decided to give drugs or something, have you gone crazy, or what ? look, lesh, he decided to set me up , i’ll say that it’s yours, i don’t even hope, he showed
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the good way, then we’ll find out the bad way. where are you! here's the store, why are you rummaging through leonidov's trash can? why did someone say it was leonidova? i just needed a piece of paper, huh, aren’t you interested in a pack of new paper? no, it's for me little one needed to write down what to buy, did the dog adopt a puppy?
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but that’s not true, i’ll ask him, and he’ll answer me, you know, about the case, what’s going on with the murder, about the case, yeah, they drilled his eardrums with a drill, yeah , they stunned him, well, i mean, they deprived him of hearing, i understand , maksimov, i understand, you are changing the topic of conversation, this is even more suspicious, and where is leonidov, maybe... he’s gone, i wanted
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same handwriting, why are we standing there, let’s go quickly, what a bastard you have, i’m learning how to knit a sea knot while hiking. it may be necessary, what do the knots have to do with it, i’m asking you about the pipe, your trip may even be in question, there ’s no need, no need to say that, here a moron understands that this is a serial killer, and a maniac can always be caught, of course, if instead searching for tying knots, well, the handwriting has changed a little, early it became smaller, otherwise it was deeper, maybe he was in a hurry, maybe the murderer’s victim weighed more than the first, by the way
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, this is... they also decided on rumors, listen, max, yes, this not the same tread pattern , well done, yes, our little bus, oh, it’s almost done, almost already, let’s show everything once, and you ’ll remember, and you know, well, of course, like this, like that. i missed it here, since it’s all, use it, but no, well, this is not a sea knot, but i know, uh, untie, the name of the victim is stanislav marker.
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not okay, uh, why are you sad, orphan , well, you lost a toy, sometimes you’ll find something new, yes, but i don’t understand, what is this, when did you have time, huh?
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