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the resignation of foreign minister eduard ambrozvich shvardnat sounded like a bolt from the blue. due to the impossibility of performing due to health reasons. president of the ussr and the transfer , in accordance with article 127 of the constitution of the ussr, of the powers of the president of the ussr union, to vice-president of the ussr gennady ivanovich yanaev, in order to overcome the deep comprehensive crisis of political, interethnic and civil confrontation that is being threatened.
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so tell us apn, which troops are on our side now? let's stay strong guys, let's go right to the number. i am ceasing my activities as president of the ussr. don't miss tomorrow. third corpse in 3 months. of course, we hid the first two, but now that’s it. what is this? why, can’t you see for yourself, the murderer is somewhere here, among the prisoners. you will find it for me. i'm afraid that if you take off his robe, one shoulder strap at a time.
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you cut me off, it’s just that my showroom car is faster than your garage assembly, learn to lose, crooks have no shame in losing, well, young people, the fishing rods are ready, fishing rods yes, but we don’t have any bait, that is, how was your kostya supposed to bring it, put it in his backpack and i took the bags, and he, ah, well done, i’m used to being ready to come for anything , yes he?
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this is what i call a perfect morning, if only we had a perfect day, it will be like no other, well, not i know, they won’t give me a loan to expand production, they’ll say: go home, honey, cook borscht, you’ll be sent, how, i would like to look at that daredevil, although there was one activist who tried to wrest the factory from a weak woman, and where he’s in prison now,
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not in prison yet, no, it will be so, earring, you ’ll have time for the trial, but how can i, i’m kind of like a witness, well, then you have to carry out a good man’s punishment with dignity? but it’s intact, yes, it seems , but where is the mobile phone, that’s the point of you, that yeah, wow, so what’s wrong with me, hold on calm down, you hit a snag, do you have a belt? as soon as i stop the blood, i can stop the power of thought and let this come out of me, that you are so small, you can’t even take out your natural body, otherwise you will bleed out, little one, hush, hush, the dog is very
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big, stop studying me already, write me out quickly, let’s run away, yes ? colleagues, this is not even funny, it should be funny, let me draw you a smiley face. alexander viktorovich, it will be funny if we let you get to work in this state, then we ’ll laugh. true, i’m not afraid for long. no, well so, of course, we can discharge you, but only home, on sick leave. hello, we have arrived. alexander viktorovich, understand, not all functions of your body have been restored yet. during heavy physical activity, you may experience dizziness, headaches, and even loss of consciousness. yes, yes, yes, i see that you had a lack of coordination. loss of coordination. oops, look. can a sick person do this? sasha, please stop this circus, you are now
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going to risk your life, and not only your own. yes, i'm a seal here all day long i’m lying down, not only will i have poor coordination, i’ll soon forget how to walk altogether. doctor, you are an adequate person, well, you see that i am healthy, i can’t live without work. please. the maximum that we can write to you is limited service time for 2 weeks, cool, write, i ran, super, thank you very much, see you, although i hope not, i decided to be lazy, leave me, why do you need me here next to you, everyone wait until you die? there is no connection, you have to go for help, yes go, ah, what’s holding you back, or what? yes, it's not
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it’s holding on, oh, we need to find the snowmobile , i told you, you should have attached the key to your hand, maybe now the devil knows where it’s going, but you lie calmly, and what’s not lying well for you, let me put you in jail, you don’t have any strength left, good chat, climb , come on, give me your hand, roman alekseevich, give me your hand, come on, run, i'll wait for you here, see how long it takes until i come with help, every quarter of an hour, loosen for 5 minutes, otherwise there may be frostbite gangrene, clearly, and don’t sleep, the main thing is not to sleep, you can’t sleep, i helped you sleep at home.
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oh, beauty, ninochka baked us pies, no, these are for comrade colonel, before his arrival she asked us not to touch them at all, and there’s also a cake on the way, that’s wrong, we have to respect the man. by the way, he ’s bringing you new shoulder straps, but if you wait saidovich ahead of time, maybe he’ll arrive without shoulder straps, colonels don’t go without shoulder straps, except to the bathhouse, he himself hinted at planning meetings, soon you ’ll have a new major in your squad, now comes to us, asks why, you’ve been a captain too long, kolya, everyone knows this, well, guys, if this true, then i ’ll cover such a clearing for my big star.
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well, there is a comrade colonel, don’t worry , sit down, look, pies, tea, again, but i’m not worried, i brought you a new colleague, here you can treat her to pies , meet major yulia vladimirovna, averina, yulia has a lot of experience rescue activities, she personally found and pulled out six workers from under the rubble after an accident at a factory in the chetly embankment, well, everyone has heard. so i think such a shot will not be superfluous to you, please love and favor, well here is the new major, hello, this is
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a rash decision, this is a made decision, major gereev, it is not subject to appeal, about the dog too, where are they? hello, i can’t talk now, but you speak boldly. hello, vasil, boris, it’s kostya, why did you get your feet wet again, and you’ll be there soon, it’s just that there’s still no people with dad, i’ll be there soon, it’s going to take longer to get to the farm, your dad won’t come back to the stables, they just have a phone number both of them don’t answer, maybe something happened, why the little guy doesn’t answer, that’s it, if you hadn’t forgotten your backpack, your head is crap, okay, sit down
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i’ll be there in 15 minutes, no, in five, oh damn! and hello, vasily borisovich, you there, hello, damn, hello, this is the ministry of emergency situations, everything is gone, please, thank you, seriously, you don’t look like a major, in general, you don’t look like a rescuer, thank you. well, why, the whiplash already saves you from loneliness at night, i understand that the decision is unexpected for you, it’s not easy for you to accept a new person into the team, you have an established team, yet i really hope that you and i
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were surprised when we were discharged. yes, i’m wearing everything like a dog, great, colleagues, i’ll ask for silence for order, please, okay, introduce yourself, please, greek, alexander greek, senior lieutenant, i just escaped from the hospital, one might say, not from a psychiatric hospital, i hope you’re joking well, and you haven’t performed a stand-up show, i’ll ask you, don’t, comrade colonel, i i can stand up for myself, “i don’t know how you used to communicate here with seniors in rank, but i won’t tolerate such a violation of the rules. guys, we have a challenge, the lost ones were riding snowmobiles in the forest. well, moyer, we’re ready, command, i’ll go with you, i’ll see you in action. in that case, we’ll collect everything for work
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in the cold in natural conditions. we need four people, one doctor, who is the doctor? i'm a doctor, but i can't do it today. “you and i will go now, save people, and then sue for your health, trainee semechkin, get ready, you are going too, then i ’ll take the pies with me, otherwise we’ll suddenly get hungry, well , since semechkin is going, then i’ll go too, where ’s mine equipment, you don’t need it, you’re staying, i mean, why, your greek discharge notes say that you were sent to complete your treatment at home, why are you here, is it clear?” "i want to work great, sit down at the controls , there's aliftina, replace her, let her rest , this is an order, real pleasure plays in every new facet, reveals itself in the elusive nuances of subtle taste, unique blend, author's roasting, jardin original oro,
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hello, did you call the rescuer? yes, yes, i called, thank you for coming. what do you are you doing? i couldn’t get the fire going, i’m sitting there rubbing it so i don’t get frostbite, you ’re crazy, you can’t do this in winter, hypothermia reduces the sensitivity of the skin, you can rip it off and not notice anything, the result is infection and frostbite of the internal tissues, then i’ll go i’ll warm you up in the car, come on, come on, come on, oops! as i understand it, comrade major, you have some cunning plan in mind, if you don’t mind sharing, we’ll follow the trail.
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cunning, why aren’t you being modest, follow tracks that don’t exist, you know or, a lot of cunning is needed , look, our traces have already been covered, and those traces are about two hours old, well, if you comrade major don’t see, maybe comrade major does, it’s rare that a major doesn’t see such traces, do you have any alternative suggestions, or just jokes, what are you talking about, i’m just afraid to suggest, you crushed me, so to speak, with your authority, and i’m generally an intern, what will he say... i’ll do it, intern, find on the map the nearest village and a body of water on the way to it , yes, brilliantly, the young man on the phone heard the crashing and splashing of water, the horse is brilliant, there’s a pond here, yes , great, semechkin and i will go by car to inspect the pond, at the same time we’ll give the guy a ride, let him warm up, and comrade major comrade doctor, they’re getting a whole quadcopter snowmobile at their disposal, what’s the deal with that, i
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damn, no sense, just weight, on the roof, how many floors, your name, surname? we accepted the address, we’re leaving, where are you going to get your grandmother, well, not your own, grandma got out on the roof, a hooligan, sasha, you’re not ready, alright, i’ll figure it out myself whether i’m ready or not, well, look, as you know, this new major’s wife will put you on the black list , you’ll see, but i don’t care about her list, we have a challenge, or maybe you’ll go , i don’t, accept the post, and look what... suddenly you’re having fun?
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why did it happen? well, they sent a beautiful girl to the detachment, would you take a closer look? i ’ve been paying attention for a long time, we have a call, vic , get ready, come on, come on, i’m running, greek, why not me, they left you at the controls, because an experienced trainee is going to the call, two trainees they can’t go, or you forgot, forgot while you were away, so. i’m back, that’s it, let’s go, let’s go, well done, damn, damn, where did he go, oh, no
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, “no, come on, come on, we have to go to the camp, so to the north, take it off, yes, it’s like for fun , lead semyonovna, that’s enough , you’re disgracing us in front of the neighbors , what are you squeaking there, vitalik, i can’t hear you, come closer, you ’re vitalik, you called us, yes, hello, you see what’s going on, what are those little green men over there, don’t bother me i ask them and all the other spectators to leave too, she’s like there she got out, through the attic, no, the door to the attic is welded shut, through the balcony, apparently, yes, okay,
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why did she work in the circus , aerialists worked for her at least to the arena, apparently she’s not going to go down, you and vitaly go to the balcony, negotiate , but distract me, and i’ll try to come in from the rear, from me... we’re working, there’s something to eat , i’ll have to look for three of my hearts, this is our couple, little baranda, you’re in vain for tackling, i believe in seeds, semechan needs a smart commander, and for he's stupid, you know, he's dangerous, you worry about your comrade major, to the point of tears, right to... forest. what's your mom's name? lidya semyonovna. lidya semyonovna? yes. hello. hello. haven't you walked there yet?
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thank you, baby. no, everything is fine. please tell me, what is the purpose of this action? uh, educating the younger generation. the method is radical, i agree, but i have already exhausted the rest. tell. what needs to be done for you to agree to come down? i want my daughter and son-in-law to at least try to communicate normally. well mom, what nonsense, it’s you it’s all the fault, it’s you in everything, it’s all because of you, yes, there’s no smell of progress here, just like this you... you’ve already driven to the end, well , according to the map, this one, but i’m comrade major, an unreliable person, i always - i’m confused, at first glance it’s clear, maybe somewhere near the shore you won’t be able to see it closer right away, so let’s go on the ice, eat on the ice, you’re sitting in the car and warming up, we’ll go to inspect the pond, let’s go,
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it's up to the rescuers to save us, i eat! so it turns out that the snowmobile is here, and its driver drowned there, the edges seem to be broken off, he got out tried, and do you think it came out? well, yes, you see, a helmet, these glasses, and what are these? so what's there? yes, saidych, let's accelerate slowly.
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where did all these ropes go, god, mom, i found it, honey, thank you, but these are very small ropes, they won’t suit us, well, i found it, well, no, nowhere, look, i definitely had a whole skein, i got it i took it fishing, oh, i hid everything, that’s all, but it’s fishing junk, why did you hide the roofing felt, so that you don’t leave, huh? come on, catch it! yes, tie something, some kind of weight, find something! those same smart guys , come on, catch them, oh, well done, you can, whenever
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you want, guys, leave me here, you better look for people who and where to leave, we ’ll figure it out ourselves, tell me, you were driving from there, yeah, but you fell here, yes, well, where is the snowmobile, i left, i throw a rubber band on the gas. the snowmobile itself kept the speed, so it didn’t roll away, and luda apparently followed them , i’ll find your luda, i promise you, let’s go, wait, wait, wait, wait, what’s there, luda, yes, what kind of luda, luda, so, government property was squandered. you can't touch it, catch it, don't be afraid,
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saidovich, yes, i’m listening, this is the situation we have here , we found the missing person, he ran into a dry hole in a tree, in general, it’s not a problem to remove him, but there’s a wolf under us, he’s not going to leave hungry, you can help, it’s beautiful you're in trouble, poor fellows. “i can get to you in 15 minutes, but know, i still haven’t found a girl, i have to choose, of course, comrade, my kin, 15 minutes is a very long time, we will bleed, so you are looking for a girl, and we will sort it out with you, end of connection, luda, luda
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new major, you should be on the control, and don’t worry, i won’t hand over this bitch to you, it will be our secret, but... why are you wound up? am i the one who got wound up? i think it's you started up, no? in terms of? have you fallen for this colonel's help? is it just me, or are you borscht? and what are you harnessing to her? yes, i’m not being hard on myself, she’s just our new boss, by the way, and as much as i don’t want to admit it, she was right about me, she definitely had a crush, but why do they take you with all these women. i understand, i don’t understand why i’m worse, at first it’s tone that you suffered, stop, stop, first of all, i had nothing with tone, i didn’t see her for 2 months after she left to raise this new plant , and super, i was happy when she left,
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i thought that finally everything would work out for you and me and we would be together, what will happen, vic, what will happen, it’s not because of tony, and not because of yulia, but because -for what? what, what's the matter? because of me, it’s not about you, it’s about me, yes, i thought i was worth a better excuse, i’m not ready to discuss all this now, i’m sorry, don’t give me a hard time, greek, i’m tired of waiting for you to listen to your stupid excuses, decide right here now, will you be with me or not? it's a simple fucking question, yes or no? sorry, no, fuck you to hell with cracks, vic,
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i hope you are not too upset by the verdict, well, what are you, you know , i’m used to never despairing, imagine me too, good evening, hello, do we know each other, no, but it’s never too late to meet each other, major of the ministry of emergency situations yulia vladimirovna overina. “i ’m a new person in this team, i don’t know everything here yet, but i understand that
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not everything is going smoothly with you and my colleagues, so what, they didn’t tell you anything? no, but with me, you know, from the very first “the day somehow didn’t go well either, and in general, working as number two under the leadership of some soldier, i’m not used to it, so i thought, maybe you and i should exchange a few phrases, but suddenly there will be some common interests.” well why not? i think we have a couple of topics for conversation. let's have dinner tomorrow. with pleasure. calm down, well, i got rid of it and to hell with it, forget it. he never forgets. he won't do anything to us. he will do it, he will not forgive me for this, he will take revenge. i won’t let him get close to you, you won’t always be there, i will, but i will always be there, if you
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allow it, marry me, please. congratulations, listen, the pain is already here , and the gift, it’s supposed to be a gift, i have a lot of gifts, for all of you, so you, major, will sit where you wanted to see me, and you, sergeevna, would already be saying goodbye to your plant. as much as possible, but the wedding will be
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there's no light, how... there's nowhere at all, the traffic jams are fine, maybe because of the snowfall, where's the cliff, sleepyhead, what are you doing, take it easy, a little, mom, i don't want to go to the hospital, yes, i understand, baby, but you with your asthma after pneumonia, you need to breathe this air every day, you remember what the uncle doctor said, he said you need oxygen, but there is very little oxygen, the device is without electricity. it’s working, wait, don’t do it yet, especially if you can’t do it too often, i ’ll quickly hit the road to the city, bring more oxygen and medicine, and maybe there’ll still be light there.
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hello, you haven’t slept for a long time, i don’t know, i don’t know, but i know, all night you’ve been twisting and turning, twisting and turning, twisting and turning, like a concrete mixer, like who? i mean, i disturbed your sleep, otherwise, well, that means i’m a stirrer, and you concrete, i'm flint, yes, flint, nothing can get through you, so what is it? why are you freaking out about him? because of the garbage? yes, it’s not that i’m freaking out , it’s just that he said this phrase that he will take the plant away from me, so confidently, somehow all this is unpleasant, you know, he’s not the most pleasant guy, and how will he take the plant away from you, that he can actually
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make it, he can climb into the window over there and don’t care, well... well, what if? but if you lived here, he wouldn’t have poked his nose in then. you know, i can't do this. well, how can you? came and went? these words made me insulted. i wasn't worried. ka, some. i'm a man, you're a woman, so you should move in with me. where, to the base? no, that ’s the rub, there’s nowhere to go yet, but i’m working on it, believe me, the kittens want to live yum-yum, meow-meow, okay, i’m stopping you from making an omelet, that’s all.
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has facebook turned it off? okay, let's call vita, whose is this? semechkina, of course, here’s the big one, okay, i’ll take it to him. how much poured in? now i’m going to teach you how to park, so in order to park. you need to fly ashore, and to do this you need to gain good speed, understand? i understand, well, let's go
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