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tv   Pyat minut tishini  NTV  March 6, 2024 12:00am-12:51am MSK

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let's go, the boys, of course, of course , i'll take you, stop it, by the way , you have your own work, i know you won't be left behind, give me the keys to the car, i'll go myself, you see, by the way, i also have a job, emercom squad 9906, i’m listening, dispatcher saprykina, what happened? and i say, grandma is absolutely fire, we need to take her to our detachment, we had an old man, now we will have an old woman, you would be better off worrying about how you yourself can stay in this detachment, but you know, for comrade major, it’s not up to you to decide , yes, uh-huh, what is this, wow, povis someone who it could be, but it’s not me, i don’t even look like him, he ’s kind of skinny, i’m pumped up... did i
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order you to stay at the base, where did you go? guys, we have a challenge, in the village a man fell into a well, come on, comrade major, recruit a team, educational work, then to the eldest, here he is. my dear tree, the wires broke , so what are you going to do with this break, we are not electricians to fix it, well , we are not wipers to rake the snow, our hands grow from the right place, i am an engineer, i understand electricians, but you're a builder, you i pulled the wiring 100 times. “seryog, you
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shouldn’t go there, he’ll fuck you, why, there’s no current , why did you get the idea, well, pavelich called the station an hour ago, as if everything had been turned off, why are you dawdling, here’s business for 5 minutes, well and as soon as you get there , we’ll come up with something, come on, help, so, you hold it, and i climbed, better let me, i’ll be easier, it’ll definitely hold me up, nikolai, don’t forget the hydraulics, i got it, andrey, you’ve got it together everything you need, yes, we have everything, but we’ll have to buy a tank along the way, we’ll buy it, senior lieutenant greek, why are you standing there, crow do you think? but i can’t, i can’t do it without
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my permission, but today you’ll go and show me if you’re ready for service, comrade major, you don’t mind, comrade major, you can see comrade major, i see we have all majors here, the greek is driving , yes, dance of sin, it’s working, hello, you’ll definitely go, yes i’ll go, i’ll go, i’ll call the clinic, i’ll go, honestly... okay, hold the rope. “dimon, you
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push the wire under the pump, and we’ll fix it, that’s all. well, why did the wire jump out? yes, forget it, but it’s still not there, let’s move there , otherwise i’ll hurt you, i installed it like a kid, come on, timon, i i hold the wire, and you crawl. come on, come on, catch it, big fish
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, timan, what are you, dad, pav, is he dead, oleg , oleg, oleg, safe, safe, oleg, yes, yes, damn, he knows, crushed with a log, come on, come on, come on, let's try, oh shit! damn, the connection doesn’t work, come on, i
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’m going to the village for help, you’re here, stay, i’ll quickly, i’ll freeze, no, but you won’t freeze. “you’ll freeze, like this, come on, hold on, i’m fast, but i’m holding on , it’s a conspiracy, well, someone will come someday, we’ll be fumbling around here until we hear the carrots, thank god, rescuers,
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hello, kind-kind, it was i who called you, you got there quickly, and we! where is your well? there, a little to the right, the fourth courtyard, people were already running there, maybe they managed it themselves? greek, let's go there, andrey, you go too, the man probably needs help, while i drive past the cliff, i'll look for it, no need, our guys are already looking, they're off on skis. nikolay, then you stay with me, maybe we find someone else who needs help, so, you tell me who needs a balloon and medicine represents, unique betting races, where are you compete with other players, choose tournaments that you like, place more bets, beat your opponents, taking the maximum from the prize pool, betting races, only on winline, winline makes the difference,
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’s go hot and cold, right, what are we going to hide, here’s your little soldier, okay, you hide it first, and i’ll go count, once... 2 3 4 5 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, now my brother definitely won’t find it, it
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just shied away, and he fell, he was still shaking there, and then he calmed down, please get him out, we’ll get it, we’ll get it, but what about us? so everyone has it directly connected to the meter , everything is clear with you, the indicator is there, but it’s empty, what if it doesn’t work out, it will work out, you saw the cartoon mowgli, remember there were baby elephants pulling, so, i’m going down, are you in command? wait, is there anything to do in the house? yes, let's get it, i really don't know how to thank you, but oh my god , i'm almost going crazy, my daughter is having a seizure, there's no light, so maybe the child needs to be taken to the hospital, no, no, everything will be fine, she needs oxygen take it easy, they'll give you light soon, and you they didn’t see my husband, his name is oleg, he went to look for a cliff, it seems no, we just
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arrived, we’ll figure it out, what the hell, the fool was carried away, thank you very much again , goodbye, i’ll help the greek. hey, people, alive, just passed out, why wait? no, you heard the command, but you didn’t hear it, because it doesn’t exist. really such a baby elephant, just don’t fall on me, okay, ready, good, let’s go one and two, come on, come on, let’s go, darling,
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let’s go, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on! here we pressed, and well done, eagles, there’s a little bit left, hold and pull, i’m holding, come on, lift, come on, i’m like this, but i can’t lift it alone, and he ’ll die there, who, oleg, there’s this pole with wires, a tree also crushed him in the forest, there on the clearing, clearly, clearly, greek, who are you there, we’re working, comrade major, let them work, i’ll go myself, you’ll show the way, of course, in the forest you say, drive a car, the request is completely snow-covered, the snowmobile , of course, i shouldn’t have removed it, just like that, it’s a pity, balashov
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is busy, first aid we’ll have to provide it ourselves, we’ll prove it, we’re not going anywhere, but balashov’s second... now we’re pulling out the sleigh with backup, cover it with a blanket and carry it into the house, let's , let's unwrap it like this, yes, in mowgle it was
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easier, i already looked everywhere, not everywhere, you hid it on yourself. you're a swindler, it's not true , a swindler, come here, what else is all this screaming , she said quietly, sit down, sleepyhead, they brought oxygen, now you'll breathe, why now, after lunch my nose always hurts, that's already three things, well lie down then, lie still, i’ll prepare dinner now, where did your father go, so alik, get away from your sister, let her give the soldier, give him where she is will go away... oleg, oles, oleg, it’s me, it’s me, i, i brought the rescuers, let me warm up my hands, how are
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you, dear, without serious injuries, i don’t understand , in my opinion, the ribs are broken, you’re talking about the hips, but be patient a little, adam was patient, he told us, now we’ll get you out, be patient, comrade major, the victim has been found, internal injuries and hypothermia, nikolai, i’m calling an ambulance. i understand, center, says major overino, detachment 9906, we are in the village of lytskovo, we have two victims, they need to be taken to the hospital, but they won’t get through soon, the roads are still blocked, my comrade , the snow removal equipment has already been sent to you , should be there any minute, you ’ll forgive me, i’m causing such a commotion, oh yes, let’s avoid these abrupt...
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since the bathhouse is flooded, your stove is barely warm , it’s possible, but nothing is possible, he’s in the hospital and it’s warm, so let’s come to me, dim, i’ll do what you need, what a bathhouse, now a sharp change in temperature is not acceptable for him, girl, just a blanket, so i’ll have a blanket, doctor, please, yes, andryukh, let them go, you see how santa barbara is.
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“hello, hello to the rescuers, but where wasp the wires are torn, the wires are in our forest, and you mean electricians, and just in time, andrey, you’re done there, approach the entrance to the village quickly, let’s close the pole, count three and one, two , one more time, one more time, come on, it’s not going!” i told you, yes, it keeps the dead. okay, now we’ll sing a lot, really, i’ll have to saw next to the body, well, that’s okay, i ’m careful, like a surgeon, i ’ll cut it off, you won’t accidentally cut off his leg, but by chance, no, i can do it to order,
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what’s your problem with the pillars? come on , help your friend hand it over, i lift it up, you pull it out, come on, come on, come on, come on, take a deep breath, stop, it looks like a rib, but you’ll live. sonya, let's take a breath, and then lunch. mom, mom, mom, it’s not working.
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we arrived, so, so what do we have here, and there, two electricians in grief, one of them seems to have broken ribs, yes.
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you can handle it, this is not the first time here, although there are extra hands won’t hurt us, it’s clear, comrade major , i’ll stay here, i’ll help out as an electrician, bolashov will take the victims to the hospital, then straight to us, it’s accepted, well, man, we’ll have to work some more, well, it’s necessary, where is the ambulance, the ambulance is on its way, i called them, they also said... and you are galina’s husband, oleg, she was all exhausted there, looking for you, oh, really, she doesn’t know anything, can i run home, okay, let’s go, let’s calm them down, just don’t run , yur, get in the car,
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galya, galya, get up, wake up, galya, you have to leave, gas, galya, alek, alek, sonya, alec, alec, alec, come on, ah, ah, ah! come here, help, there’s carbon dioxide, yulia,
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yulia, take out first the girl, then the boy, and i’ll galina, and him, after him, then we’ll come with toilers, what have you done, what have you done, a broken rib, a hole in the lung. i'll go, yeah, it's cold, where are we going, mom, so, so, so.
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what is this? what's happened? do you have carbon monoxide poisoning? but we brought you the cylinder? daughter has asma? yes, and recently i had pneumonia. this is a bouquet. what is this? lord, another attack! galina, get out of the car, go to your husband, to your husband, quickly, i said! let's hurry up! there is a scarf! yes, come on, give me some adrenaline in your bag, then go into the house and bring the bottle.
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well, we found him, now, we need to separate him, great, let’s get him here, quickly, that’s it, now we can, yeah, i see, so, so! mom, dad, sonya is breathing, soon, finally, so,
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come on, come on, quietly, take it, like that. well, citizens, goodbye, we hope there will be no more incidents, guys, from the residents of our village, thank you very much, you came to us, helped many, well, accept our gratitude.
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andrew, thank you for sitting in the baramka, something it really blows my mind, andrey, you did a great job today, you saved two lives. even three, two literal and one personal, oh, okay , well, i only helped pull out the swimmer, but in general it was the greek who saved, by the way, we have to admit, you did an excellent job, senior lieutenant, you see, you didn’t want to take me, you gave me what i was healthy, the certificate doesn’t count, hefty, whatever, but seriously, you’re an excellent rescuer, i see. then you know your job well, i’m glad to try,
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it hurts, andrey, and could you stop me over there at the traffic light, i’ll get out, what are you talking about? won't you return to base? no, i'll come back later, but for now i have business in the city, so what is it? lena, come to me. yes, zoya sergeevna. have you sent money to the suppliers as i asked? of course, in the morning. is there something wrong? it seems that yes, i can’t get through on the phone all evening. maybe they went home, so they don’t take them. yes, if only their phones are switched off, or they say the number doesn’t exist. what's this? well, many turn it off at night. so that they don’t call, and the site is also deleted at night, look, zoya sergeevna,
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, that doesn’t happen, give me at least one reason why i should let you live. here on a green street, there was a serious accident, a car in a ditch, i understood you, they accepted you, i think we’ll be there in a few minutes, andrey, you understood somewhere, yes.
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andryukha, we can handle it without you, andryukha, andryukha, alya, alya, alya, alya, alya, alya, alya, alya, alya, how can it be, how can it be, alya, andryukha, andryukha, calm down, not vita, not a damn thing visible, but not visible, andryukha, calm down, calm down, greek! polushov, pull yourself together, you're a doctor, mind your own business, don't interfere,
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faster, faster, it's dead jammed, let's try it from the inside, honor the glass, it's useless, let's squeeze out the hydraulics, yes.
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you can’t pull her out like that, we don’t understand what’s wrong with her, now, right, now, you hear me, squeeze the scabs, like that, well done, smart girl, and now move your legs. well, i don’t know, you can’t, i don’t feel, you don’t feel your legs at all, that’s it, that’s it, that’s it, it’s the spine , you can’t pull it out like that, maybe we’ll try carefully through the frontal, but no, it’s not option, but if you cut off the roof, yes, it will be safer, we’re still working, i’ll be with her.
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andryukh, close it, put it here, i’m looking at it, quiet, quiet, quiet. neat, neat, that’s all, you see, now it’s already bringing water, it’s cold, cold, and your legs are moving, yeah, that is, the spine of the body, yeah, why don’t you feel anything even then, and it’s hard to breathe, just a little, no, you i said, no, no, you can’t have water now, you said the spine, andryukha, it will freeze, you can’t drink it now.

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