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tv   Mikhail Zhvanetskii  NTV  March 8, 2024 11:15pm-1:01am MSK

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in a similar area, but i suspect in this mask, now it occurred to me, efim shafrin, suddenly efim shifrin is there, okay, now it seems to me that it’s him there, i think that after all, mikhail golustyan is hiding there, accepted , valeria, and just now i looked at our merman with some new eyes, and you know what i thought, what if there? igor sorukhanov , oh my god, wow, philip, oh, well, you know that i said my word, i keep my word, kirkorov, accepted, well, dear watery, your path in our project ends, i’ll tell you honestly, i’m in crazy shock and surprise at how the vote turned out today, i’m very sorry to part with you, but you know, i want to tell you this... it seems to us that
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something in life is happening unfairly or wrongly, not the way we want, but believe me, everything is for the better, time will put everything in its place, so friends, our favorite mask, mask, mask, mask, mask, mask, mask, mask, mask, mask, mask, mask, mask , mask. are you a lonely person at heart or do you love company, do not violate my loneliness and don’t leave me alone, i couldn’t believe that he was actually famous, i had a need for people to call him and tell him what a wonderful writer he is, until they laugh, stand to death. the hall is huge, simply huge
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, everything is full, six empty seats , this is a tragedy, this is not pride, this is a desire to win, now let’s ask the head of the transport department to the podium, this is part of the russian cultural code, you need to be kinder to people, softer, more beloved, he’s just just talked to people about this colossal doctor, in which country at what time would you like to live, where do i live? i want, he had such a look without fear, for the anniversary of mikhail zhvanetsky, i cannot live well, i personally, when everyone lives poorly. mikhail zhvanetsky, do not disturb my solitude and do not leave me alone. premiere today, immediately after the mask show. stars. premiere tomorrow at 21:20 on ntv. the renovations have been done and you can relax.
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yes you they said in all the seasons of the show mask, where is staski, but you never got into vodyanoy, regin, yes, don’t be upset, it’s so, timur, my friend, everything is fine, that means it’s necessary, i spent an incredible journey with you , it was very cool, i tried to disguise my voice, parodying different people, but i never sang with my own voice, and what we prepared next were incredible songs, beautiful songs, pop-provok songs and so on, not i’ve lived to this point , it’s absolutely okay, i want to address my virtual son, philip, hello, i apologize, in some places i was tactless towards you, dear member already, but this show, it was amazing, actor , well amazing darling, i called the poor guy
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, really checked, i say, where are you, yes, yes, yes, because well, well, it’s brilliant, well, it’s brilliant to confuse everyone and not a single version has ever been heard, today i say, i say: i have there is a version, an option, that after all , stas erushin is in vodyanoy, he says, no, he has a completely different voice, well, no matter how you really sang with your own voice, this is where this sound comes from in general, i want to tell you even more, me the energy is rushing, i deliberately wanted to confuse you, there is efim shifrin, so that there is a distiller, i’m still thinking, now during the voting i’m thinking, well , there’s an old man there, it’s hard for him in a mask, i know how it’s like inside, i think, well, we need to choose in such a way as to make the person’s life easier, i think, because it’s physically difficult. i’m going to die now so that you understand how sorry i am, how sorry i am, you just can’t imagine, i don’t have enough words right now to describe how sorry i am that you, that you’re leaving, i just, you know, i usually it’s hard to shut me up, i can’t find words right now, we’ve been waiting for you here for so long,
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season five and we are letting go so quickly, you know, i want to thank you for this adventure, because you are a real professional actor who is here. really pulled off such a scam, none of us guessed for a single second that under the mask of vodyanoy there was stas yarushin, the coolest, most beautiful, the smartest, just a huge, huge thank you for this, i believe in what i do, because i all my life in music, it’s just that no one really knows about it and faith is higher than knowledge, but i’m not saying that knowledge is not power, so we’ll continue believe, work on yourself. thank you very much, it was a wonderful trip , it was great, i’m very upset that i will no longer have the opportunity to watch this cartoon every episode, and what else will the merman do when he changed the rules, forced the jury to answer questions, selected
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them, yes , yes, no, no, listen, this is really a very interesting adventure, it’s really a shame that it ends today, but as i told you, everything is for the better, just remember this always, merman.
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grows you got to get time before you change the nose come on come on come on come on come on come on you let's move.
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at 1:00 stas erushin, you watched the fourth
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episode of the anniversary season of the mask show, we once again congratulate all the women of the country on march 8, and we will part for a very short time, we will meet on sunday, march 10, at the same time on ntv. can i command? life is short, you have to be able to, you have to be able to leave a bad movie, leave a bad book, leave a bad person, there are many of them, things that are not going well, leave, even from mediocrity, leave, there are many of them, time. more expensive, sleep better, eat better, better
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look at the fire, at the child, at the water, life is short, short, something will reveal itself, why you will set rules there, there is no time for the rest, at 80 years old, a writer, satirist, humorist, draws full houses. this is very serious, very serious, but in fact, the first soviet and russian stand-up artist, so what is stand-up? stand-up is always about yourself, about what you love, about what you hate, about what you laugh, but there the word i is very important in stand-up, and he is one of the few for whom this was obvious, he gave a lot of what cannot be called just laughter, joy, or even fun. he gave a feeling of dignity and some kind of vitality, he simply gave volume of life, he and
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you shy away from people, are you lonely at heart man, or do you love? you’re bored of company alone , both of them, so don’t disturb my solitude and don’t leave me alone. this was absolutely true, he really didn’t like it when his solitude was disturbed and he absolutely could not stay alone. i remember a time when before the new year literally there or or just before the new year or with... immediately after 12 o'clock he left alone and sat in the snow, and he waited for someone to come to him, for someone to call him, that is, in fact, everything, everything satirists, all clowns at home are not as funny as they seem , it’s sad and people, no, of course he was joking very aptly , like that on purpose, well, this didn’t
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happen, that is, the presence had to be listened to quietly, well, definitely not joking, yup, he knocks one out. tell me something, give me something, and i, so, well, somehow pay for the treat , or something, i remember something, it’s so cool , i give it away, everyone doesn’t feel the same, of course, well, at least he said he came, and some, if he didn’t say anything, it’s so simple, they just make a row, they start they say to each other, well, why did you eat everything here, drink it, eat our crayfish like hell, one of these first meetings, i won’t hide it, it was such a get-together of friends, and we are from different places, well, mostly from siberia, although the gathering is probably closer to the elderly there, we were young, drank a little, i noticed that at some point he began to write down on
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napkins, wrote down, wrote down, wrote down, wrote down, and i said: what are we writing down, he says, sensations, you just had to know it, get used to it, not everyone should be offended, you should all be there, but when i need you, you should all shut up, it was always good when he was in a good mood, he could cheer everyone up, he was fiery then, and if he was gloomy, then the whole family, but he was honest, he was honest, he went down to us there from our floor, we were sitting there in the kitchen, doing something, he kept saying: i’m in a bad mood, but this has nothing to do with you, he sat down gloomy and sat like that, and we didn’t know where to go, we somehow, someone disappeared somewhere, someone said, we need to clean up somewhere on the street, well, in general , we tried not to run into him in such a mood, take the money, i won’t forget her,
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ask your friends about me friends in the area. they will say that i know how to repay debts. we very often watched some films in the evenings. this was our family tradition. he really liked everything connected with films with robert danira. i remember it well. that is, this is once upon a time in america, this is the godfather 2, that is, some kind of thing. if he doesn’t like a movie, then it’s impossible to watch that movie next to him. he doesn’t say anything, you’re like an ear on a clamp, that is, you’re uncomfortable. you’re sitting, here you are, well, not a single position that you occupy ... you’re already saying, maybe we’ll switch, no, no, we’ll watch it, okay, right away the film became mediocre for you, it i understood, but at the level of intuition, i think,
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as he believed that he was very uneducated, i don’t know how cunning he was. godfather. fine. in terms of communication, he was a very difficult person. and he had a lot of complexes. he couldn't believe that he was actually famous, that he was famous, that he was talented, that he couldn't believe it. i think that he considered himself not a very good artist and not the best writer. download the application and receive a bonus charged for good luck 2,222 rubles from the betting league, go to green, try it! candy and chocolate red, less calories without added sugar. red - your love and care. the general
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agitated, like i’m quitting altogether... i’m leaving, i’m going to hang myself, when from the dressing room , when the director flew out, from the dressing room there was just cheerful singing, mikhalych, he’s so, tadadam, so victorious, and left in a good mood, how many years have you poisoned to all of us, i can’t, i can’t, go to the stage until they laugh, stand to death, don’t you dare run behind the scenes, let them spit, let them whistle, stand while they laugh, then bow and leave with dignity, thank you for your attention , i'm just now. connected in my head why misha and i, that is, misha and i love this astoria, apparently, he celebrated his first smile somewhere here in this restaurant, he moved to astoria, he said that he moved to astoria, he immediately went to restaurant, became rich, famous, and the character deteriorated, like many, he said, he had a need to be called and told what a wonderful writer, a genius he is, or how he said something well somewhere, it’s very difficult
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when...
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this is creativity, and the larger the scale, the stronger the experience, and the hall is huge , just a huge amphitheater, everything is wonderful, everything, everything is filled, six empty seats, six empty seats out of there, i can’t even imagine how many seats were occupied there, but exactly six, i remembered the number six, and - yes, this is a tragedy, that is, well, how did they tell him that the hall was full? we are all artists, give or take, and therefore people with pride, which is sometimes difficult to put in place in the stall, sometimes it rushes, probably, when misha was upset, he said, misha, you are not an artist of this genre, you are... a writer
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, misha, a great writer, and there is no one like you , he says, this is the one, here he is, well, we know what we are talking about, this is the one, and i, i say, misha, take it easy, uncle izya, conservatory graduate school, fraud, scam, court, siberia, conservatory, private lessons, more... private lessons, dentures, gold, furniture, court, siberia , conservatory, concert of the month, trade college, caviar production manager, crabs, currency, gold, court, siberia, everyone can correct something at the conservatory once after the program on duty around the country, when the program ended, and i called him , every time i tried to say something new, then i stopped saying something new, i just
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spoke, i looked like... everything was fine, one time i didn’t call him , well, either i drank too much in the evening or, in short, in the morning natasha called and said what happened, misha is not sleeping, so is it really so bad that seryozha didn’t even call? and after that we agreed that i wouldn’t call him anymore, it was an absolutely terrible time when he discovered comments on the internet, i remember this, yes, it was a dark streak in our lives, i remember because we missed 100 wonderful comments, but saw one or two not even negative, but not the best comments, that’s it, we mentally put this in a frame, these comments, yes we remember. i was like that, i was so surprised, i was so surprised, it needs to be closed like a draft, like a window, so that there is no draft, there is no need to look in, he reacted terribly painfully to this , did not sleep at night, grieved, complained, this is not
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vanity, this desire to win, so he was always supposed to be a winner, he was, everyone knew that this was a woman’s, everything else there was better, until they laughed, after that, with a feeling of accomplishment, he calmly walked out of there, it often happened when we they talked to him, he he said that’s it, he’s retiring from creativity , we need to somehow think through this, in general, how
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we’re going to live further, i mean i said there, we’ll rent this out, we’ll sell this, here means there’s something else there, i in the morning i got up just broken, i realized that we were starting a new life, and he... was cheerful, forgetting about this conversation, he continued to create, and i couldn’t come to my senses for several days, then we already knew it, got used to it and knew that he periodically retires from creativity, from artists, from writers, that’s how it was for about 30 years, a snowy day, i i’m going to see him in new riga, to his house , i arrive, natasha meets me, she says, mikhailovich, he’s not feeling well, he has a nurse there, and he says: “zhenya, get up, you’ve arrived, get up.” i come and give him an iv, and he’s so small, i’m with this iv, he says that he’s arrived, yes, well, something doesn’t feel good, let’s see how soon he arrived, read, well, at least 40 minutes, read, just the best thing that you think, that’s what the very
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you are tight, don’t fucking listen, neither vysotsky nor zhvanetsky gave away their art, they came to me, you know this phrase, yes , now i’ll give you my art, now i’ll give it to you, you don’t need to give anything, you fool, they pay money for this, the viewer, i buy a ticket, i didn’t have time. the energy of the stage, your dedication, your respect and love for those people who are sitting in the hall, because they were a part of them,
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this is very important, because a huge number of stars and stars, i think... using the gift that the higher mind sent them. but extend the path to the last one, prune, a little more slowly.
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put her, yes, well, let’s go to the phone , she says, it’s vysotsky, i say, vysotsky, vysotsky himself, we are from st. petersburg,
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because i lived in st. petersburg, that means she leaned on the phone, and i hear, yeah, everything, definitely, definitely, she kept her word, but the future office of the museum, i forgot what we call it? these are old posters, but here we have renovations, yes, now we have renovations and restoration going on here, yeah, cool, and what happened here, then, there was a flood, of course, the old roof, because the old house, we will repair it, only after that we will do it, until they lied about this, they lied after that, but during this they lied like never before. i haven’t seen anything like this , lost people were walking around the city, it turns out that everyone planned something for themselves, everyone
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lost something in one day, here’s perestroika, here’s your little snack, but all this doesn’t matter, father, we’re all having a blast now , first of all, we completely divided among the republics, although we have a single economic, political, half-starved hospital space, but in this space there is still not a damn thing and no trains run, planes cross this space, trying not to land. but now we are all broken, we all set up customs, because in one there is no meat, in the other there is no fish, in the third there is no bread, now we want to know exactly where what is not, and we want to consolidate this situation forever, now the most important thing is tragic there was a time really, because in the early eighties the politburo, all the secretaries of the politburo began to quickly leave one after another, but it seems to me that it was fun, well, i don’t know, i don’t know about the fun, periodically they tightened the nut, the nuts, when andropov arrived, in my opinion, they transplanted half of
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the rock- musicians, i didn’t know this then, but you were too young, and i was already involved in this, that is, all the time we were in a state of anticipation, what would happen next, the nineties, yes, those were crazy years, i worked three jobs, worked part-time where they will call you, such as coffee, tea, to wash the floors, to babysit someone. at the market to give gifts, if i remember now, i probably would have hanged myself if i had gone through this again, i myself personally saw people running in black raincoats whose machine guns fell on the street, he came with his briefcase and took out an open bottle vodka, there was some kind of snack, we had something to drink, and he said, is this really the wind of change, he didn’t believe it, he said, is it really possible that something will change, he couldn’t believe it, that something is changing, here he is, i remember this, that he... said directly, you believe, you believe that in fact, something will change, i really
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welcomed and welcome the new life, for me freedom is the main thing, for me the absence of prohibitions is the main thing, but i can’t see, i can’t live well, i personally, when everyone lives badly , i can’t, it’s a shame, how can you such a writer stand on your balcony, well, believe me, well... right there, well, not at rublev’s dacha, in odessa, decent, good, the stoyanich suddenly turned around, listen, but this is nothing , that i have this, i’m just being stupid, where you don’t turn it on, the third letter from the left, what ends with a snake on t, which means desert on g, that’s all, archipelago on w, all the time, where to stick, how much, all the time the third letter from the right, the fourth letter, the games are endless. mind-numbing games, if only we would become smarter from this, but i don’t know how kolmyk puts on his hat before the wedding, i don’t know, maybe what
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this knowledge will give me, well, here’s the result. as a result of a very thoughtful program, what, where, when, i find out where kolmyk hides the saddle at night, i find out, well, in general, i lived without this, a lot of things to do, a lot of things to do, it used to be this is equality, equality of poverty, these 150 rubles, where, as you remember, i am especially touched by coupons for new recruits.
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i’m not even ready for this question, you know, there was no big failure, there wasn’t, you may be in family life, i generally remained alone, but in principle there were no such big failures, well, i think it’s quite a big disaster to stay alone.
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most likely you have some points, well, yes, tell me where we are, who is taking us, here you are, they are taking you directly, let's go, mitya, when was the last time we were here in rostov, 5-6 years ago, somewhere like this, and misha often had concerts here, he said that according to the reaction, rostov is one of the best cities, namely those who understand.
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our hands to give life, pass on traditions, preserve the memory of the past and conquer new heights, to choose our future and the future of the entire country. together, we are strong, we vote for russia. and this is our beloved cat, maurice, who lived with us, i think. 14 years old, every year since he was young, we bought him, he is english, but he was bought imported, and he went with us to odessa every year for 14 years, went south like... a bird, most importantly, he was like that, you know, he was intelligent, all the yard cats beat him and we came to our defense, because well, the yard cats, apparently, felt this harmlessness, defenselessness in him, and mikhaloch always explained to him that they beat him for nothing, on the street they beat you not for any righteousness, not for yours, just like that, it means this picture, this yellow one, this is mikhalovich dancing with me. it was rezo gabriadze who drew us
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about 7-8 of them, it’s me dancing everywhere and well, mikhalych too, it’s true that different women are drawn , but he swore that it was me here, here i have manuscripts, all the manuscripts add up, but that’s, well, 10 percent of that, what we have mastered. or maybe it’s an anniversary, i don’t know, this wonderful photograph, i just found it recently, there’s a whole series of photographs, some photographer named gordeev, wonderful photograph, mihalovich is very serious, and i like it, otherwise all the time he’s all talk in all the photographs. although he was not like that, i
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remember that i was spellbound for 3 years, i listened all the time practically with open ore, we talked for hours, this is for hours, this is not for hours, this is not an hour, not two, but 7 hours, i i just know it documented, because when i lived in odessa, he left for moscow, i received bills, i couldn’t pay them by intercity, i sent them to him and he paid, because 7-8 hours of intercity, for me it was, i just fell into darkness when i saw these bills, so... at 24 years old i didn’t think that i could be a normal wife, i don’t know, sit next to me, be patient, smart, there are medicines, medicine, the child is small, for me that’s all, i wouldn’t say that for myself, but somewhere at the level of intuition he chose it, he didn’t just choose beautiful, listen, there are plenty of beautiful ones, he also chose so that she would suit him in life. increasing howl, whist, crying, laughter,
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tv, and i say, i’m the minister of transport, he says: very nice, fellow countryman , that’s it, from that moment on, for about 20 years now, we maintained a relationship with him, he could stand without smiling, but he spoke funny, but i think the creative line that mihaloch chose for himself, i think, of course, formed by raikin, this absolute sense of humor. i want it too, i’m telling you the story came from us at the institute, we have a georgian , a student, a georgian named garidza, and his name is avas, his name is that, about you, a very stupid associate professor, fetyaev nikolai stepanovich, he calls him to the board, your last name is on fire, but your name is , as he says, you, my name is nikolai stefanovich, what is your name, my name is nikolai stepanovich, what is your name, he says, you, my name... stefanovich, as he says,
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you, my name is nikolai stepanovich, he says , what is your name? raikin is my first love. raikin makes any text so to their own, that they also need to come to terms with this. and the people were right to say, as raikin said, who wants to get to the bottom of who exactly wrote the joke, except for specialists. i hinted that his appearance from...
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could not be different, because he was also a genius, he had demands, his demands were absolutely prohibitive, and zhvanetsky could understand these demands, so he takes off his cap in front of him, let me say it myself mysterious point, from the point of view of the author of this person, to say, having clamped his family, he deserves to have his own member of the writers' union , don't suffer, even increased excitability in the trams, in the greek hall, in the greek hall, in the vegetable gardens, vegetable gardens went to kotovsky, you, stupid associate professor, let everything be, but let something be missing, raikin said it, no i like it, have another drink, but don’t scratch
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in this regard, zhivanetsky is simply a colossal doctor, psychotherapist and psychologist.
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he ate deliciously, he did everything deliciously. with such gusto, it had to be filmed and shown to people with anorexia, so as not to get stuck with this nonsense, with this endless weight loss, and just show it, just such a session: mikhail zhvanetsky eats crayfish drinks vodka, that’s it, tell me, who do you trust more, the government or?
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i probably said this somewhere in public, but i have the first copies , remember this man like this, he has the first copies of such things, when you are at the top, this is 55, in my opinion it was, you are at the top of your declining years, and what is 60, uh, surprise in her eyes, everything else is the same, he has a lot of such things, in general it’s this party elite, oddly enough, what’s here...
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those cunning scary people who, when you rush to that side, they are first and when sharply back, they are first again, sensitivity, exposure, nerves, ear, eyes, a talented person, not necessarily, his talent is realized, it is necessary that the environment
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still corresponds, why are you going, i... felt that what is happening is not their concern, it is not theirs at all, this is not their culture, not their country, not their problem, this was not a completely different attitude to the homeland, to life, to another person, to culture, there is
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a city that i see in a dream, oh, if only you knew. like a road, by the black sea, the city that opened up to me, in the blooming acacias, in the blooming acacias, the city, by the black sea, well, that is, when we say that i was born there and lived in poverty, we don’t even understand very well what kind of poverty we are talking about, it’s really extremely poor there.
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he treated the future with such suspicion and such little fear, that is, he was always preparing for some such things. i know our acting skills, how we
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get out of suffering some emotions that we need to play some kind of dramatic role, but how mikhail mikhailovich managed to get something funny out of suffering , i don’t know, it’s protective. reaction, because even during the war in paybacks, nothing relieves the pain of tension like when a person laughs, at this moment it’s probably a pain reliever, that’s how i think, laughter is a pain reliever, what is a difficult childhood in odessa, it’s not like it is now, but it’s everything one thing is the same, you won’t have another childhood, you can’t compare it with another childhood, but it’s... it’s hard, well , it’s hard, it’s hard, mom and dad work, in soviet times everyone had salaries
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approximately the same, the market is around the corner, something will grow in the ground, people there are cheerful people around, the sea is opposite, i think that odessa childhood was happy, youth can be difficult, when other demands appear, when necessary... well, such a jewish nature, worry about everything, suffer from everything, that something can happen there , there, that he would get sick, there, someone
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would die, he was worried about everything, with people like misha, of course, you had to be close, well, this is an understandable story, when i started to be close to him, i could no longer nowhere from him, we were probably like this for a year, here and there, and then everything was close and... i should move away i couldn’t practically go anywhere, he worked at home all the time, like him, he says, but how will i be alone, he says, what, when the child was already born, it was clear when it was, where will you go, well, you’ll go there , well, for an hour, both he and i, we were wildly temperamental, it started with two or three words, then hysterics began, i drove in and screamed, i threw it all away, threw it away, left, for the first year it was... leaving all the time , and i remember my first one like this, when i just couldn’t stand it, slammed the door, left for the hell of it, i didn’t know whether i’d come back or not, so, but i left nowhere on foot from the old dacha, in my
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opinion, in the dark, i don’t remember, it doesn’t matter, in general, i returned, either the next day, or that same day in the evening, well, somehow i returned, and he was absolutely standing in a terrible state , and he told me how could
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you... to him in his works, because he listened, laughed, smiled, yes, he said, it’s interesting, well, it’s like on the odessa import, you come, you listen to all this, then you come and receive already... here is your light bulb, your light bulb has turned on in odessa, this is what odessa is for you today? certainly, odessa is a city for me, which has its own character, i. i already said once, one of the few cities in our country that has such a character is odessa and magadan, because what is born in odessa usually ends in magadan, when i first came to moscow, in the summer, i was surprised that things happen in moscow summer, that is, i remember, i was little, i thought that in moscow there was only winter, in odessa there was only summer, odessa, this city that gave him strength, that gave him, well, this is
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the sun that warmed him.
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he did not always go down to the guests, he could go down to the guests there for half an hour for an hour, and then get up for a visit, they continued to walk, and he went upstairs, upstairs he had his own room, from which he could see the sea, he always dreamed, the window, as he said, was half filled with the sea, it so it was, he went upstairs and wrote there quite calmly, on the fifteenth of september he
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gathered everyone... and that’s right, we always went to odessa to read what the doctors wrote during the summer at a gathering, so they cooked crayfish, there let's say, yura rost, mikhail mikhalovich, someone else, naturally on on a competitive basis, of course, zhivanetsky always won, i remember his apron, you come into the kitchen, he’s sitting there, mikhail nikolaevich, maybe in a small way, yes, yes. oh, quickly, that’s it , so he did the whole process correctly , well done, he says, we haven’t eaten crayfish for a long time, mihaloch said, and i urgently went to the market to negotiate for crayfish, and we don’t have small crayfish passed, we needed it like this, so that they put it on the palms, it protruded, usually the best crayfish are four or five pieces per kilogram, that is, each crayfish weighs 200-250 g, he wore an apron, on which
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there was also a drawing. the music started, the radio turned on, it was a holiday, friends came , that’s all, we had special huge pots, we had special tongs, we had special plates, because when the crayfish were loaded, you can’t, a heavy plate, you you can’t lift it, we specially had light plates, that is , everything was prepared for crayfish, we sat at the table, and mikhail mikhailovich came out... to the veranda he opened his briefcase and began to check on us what he had just written, here, too , it was necessary to get into the mood, because it was not always, not always possible to say what you thought, here it was also very important to understand how he himself felt about this work and what i must say that when we were silent,
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did not understand anything, mikhailovich very accurately captured it, collected it and introduced it into his works. you will always recognize odessa by the first lines, by the first words. from the first sounds of music, odessa has its own character, which is why it is dear to me, but people ran away, before yuli you could open the window to record, i said this, when what to write, open the window, record, such screams that just record, izya, where are you going, no, i
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’m going home, this sentence has so much meaning. there are four meanings, write it down, well , you have to read it in books, then there it is, then you will understand what odessa was like, in what country at what time, if you were given such an opportunity, you would want to live, looking back, naturally, no, back and forth, i was given the opportunity, and i live, which means i live where i want, and i don’t need another place, i won’t swear to this, they’ll beat me, of course, i’ll run out somewhere.
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country, i was in odessa, i love this city , although i was there maybe five times or more, but i had coursework in architecture, the odessa opera and ballet theater, i came to odessa, well, i want to see it live come in because i was drawing all this, uh, or rather not i painted, re-drawn... but to look inside it ’s all there, i came there, well, it’s in ruins, under renovation, restoration, construction is underway, piles are being hammered in, they’re digging something under there, well, nevertheless, i passed by , i told you, you’re not ashamed at all, here you are, this odessa citizen, so to speak. unique soor you can’t there, well, there’s no money, then i collected travel allowances from everyone who was with me , i say what i can, and then maybe i’ll collect something else. i’ll send it to you, after some
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time i received a certificate, your pile, the number there, i don’t remember, 632 or something, here’s your personal your pile, here’s your money, it means so that the theater doesn’t fall apart, doesn’t reveal itself as a color, i’m mikhail mikhailovich, i showed misha, i say, here i have, now i mean, you have this, i have there is, that means he walked silently, after some time, she says, i have this... there is, that is, there is my own shivanensky, there is mine, they ask me all the time, are you leaving, are you not leaving, endlessly, now the journalists are simply crazy, apparently they themselves feel this need to leave, that’s why these endless questions, leave, do n’t leave, stay, don’t stay, you just returned , why didn’t you stay, all the time, well, didn’t stay, next time you’ll stay, i say, but i won’t stay, next time, maybe, but recently some kind of media, some kind of vile very... some kind of media, some girl, she
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’s the media, she asked me: is your son going to leave, and he, well, he’s six years old , about six years, i say, no, he won’t leave, you leave him, i’ll leave him here, i said, which finally finished her off, and his monologues the late eighties, early nineties abound. delight in the foreign countries where he went, there was just such a thing about japan that he was so naive, he deified the apparent freedom that he saw there, he didn’t understand, he only saw some kind of showcase, and i think that he intuitively understood that as soon as he moved there, all this would end there, which means that if i had been born there somewhere in america, where there is also such a genre, at least...
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to finish this sentence, he was infinitely in demand by those for whom he lived, he he was just having a blast, he felt that he was happy, that he felt good because he was at home, he remembers his first bicycle there, he remembers some, like there was some kind of parade after the war in odessa, he remembers zhukov on the podium, well, that is, he remembers how... they took him for a ride, he had a ruble there or, i don’t remember what the current bill is, but they took him for a ride
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on a tank, that is, the tankman came and said: “boy, you have there is money, he got it for him, they sent him there, like, for milk, for bread"? he took out this ruble and the tanker gave it a ride, means on a tank. he remembers his dad, who walked around the site, he was a local police officer, he remembers his mother there. i think he had a very strong attachment to his mother , internal, although they are not there, well, he went there every summer, spent time with his mother, so she will become attached, she will bully you, tease you, but
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you need to rest, she won’t let you , she doesn’t understand that it’s all over. she said, my mother doesn’t think so, well, i would have received it from my mother, it’s all wrong, my mother would have come, she would have given me now, well, that is, he always addressed this topic, he, of course, he was a good son, a wonderful son, he was an amazing son, so any good son.

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