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i arrive at an uzbek hospital , i walk with a bloody finger, i have a camera with me , no one understands anything at all, the doctors run away, and i say, i have a finger , it’s clear that they recognized me, but it’s like, what am i doing in a robe, you know, with naked legs, uzbek surgeons diagnosed the russian artist with multiple open comminuted fractures of the phalanx of the little finger, famin is a pediatrician by first education, but he...

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is kind of heavy, and he just provokes injuries, and over time the finger can even become twisted. to improve your health, fomin went to kislovodsk. in the sanatorium, he treated frayed nerves with narzan, took charcot’s showers, baths, and ate stress with delicacies. in the local canteen, the artist was fed to the highest standard. cream with zucchini soup, shrimp and octopus tentacles. everything was incredibly tasty, very, very little. the first 2-3 days, at first you are in shock, you want to be there somewhere.

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if the night lights up the stars in the sky again, it means someone needs it, life is a game of their stripes , just do what you have to do in it, we accepted the challenge, get tired of the motto, we are already behind backstage, all the roles were written, we came out again , entered this hour, the stars were shining brightly , stars, stars, stars, stars.

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the most popular show of the moment "stars". you are watching us on the ntv channel on the vk video platform. what is the essence of our project? it involves 10 cool, mega-popular stars who came to us and chose their humorous team. the stars and their teams will compete in humor for the main prize. the celebrities did not come empty-handed, for which many thanks to him. and each of them brought in 2 million rubles. threw it in

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common bank. at the finale of our show, the winner will take home a prize of 20 million rubles. and everything is yes, yes, yes, yes. and all of our 10 stars have already promised that if they win, they will donate their winnings to charity, for which special thanks to them. our project will begin with a big festival, where we will meet all the stars and teams and see their performances. next, the participants will meet each other in duels, the results of which will advance the best to the finals, where they will compete for the main prize. i remind you of 20 million rubles. what if something went wrong or someone distracted you? you from watching the show "stars", all episodes of the show are available on the vk video platform. download the app and watch it on any device at any time. show "stars" and even more in a separate application "vk video". today we definitely left

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some city without a concert, because it’s here. sergey zhukov! seryozha, welcome, how are you, how are you feeling? how do you generally feel about humor? do you have a sense of humor? well, sitting on the same jury with garik, i think i’ll improve my skills. well, tell me, this is how you will evaluate performances of other stars, you ’re kind, that’s how i know you, i ’ll try to proceed anyway. from what happens, because - there’s just not enough humor , there’s just not enough star, when this big symbiosis - of course, sergey zhukov, dear friends, bravo, let’s move on, amazing comedian, my good friend, this is just

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a text, my good friend, colleague, person who always smells delicious of sausages, gary kharlamov, what do you expect from this show? it’s clear that you’re not expecting anything, just for show, tell me what you’re waiting for, i’m waiting for humor, humor, humor you are expecting, it just so happens, our jury is magnificent, legendary or there tends to be legendary, i looked at myself, in my mind, of course, yes, what a modest fellow, you seem to be the best comedian in the country, wait, but how are you? i ’m also the best comedian in the country, all the best comedians in the country are here, that’s it, so i expect from the best comedians in the country, laughter, humor, positivity, energy and so on, so on, so on, which together makes up a great time for both the jury, the audience, and and the audience, as i

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laid out, well, i said a lot, no counter, as always, gary kharlov, my friends , let's move on, vk design director, a man who lost the game as a child, find 10 differences, artemy lebedev, artemy, welcome, how are you with us, hello, see you again, eh how good you are here, we’ll try somehow, yes artemmi. or maybe some kind of energy drink, some kind of coal, by the way, artemi, what do you think of the design of what you see? luxurious, we’re just sitting in some kind of fashionable vacuum cleaner, and artemy lebedev, a brand man, now

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attention, friends, director of the loudest series in 2023, a man who became a living legend thanks to... you might hug artemy, we were selected, you see on what basis, and i imagine the finale of the project now and, well, there will be a second season, no, such an intrigue,

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we are glad to see you back, we are here for the first time, but we are glad to see you return to ntv. let's move on, the ambassador is responsible for youth and lightness in our jury. hello, i suggest we immediately switch from you to you, valentina vasilievna, you’re not against it, you’re not against it, you’re not against it, i’m a little worried, in fact, for what? i had my first shoot in 1924, i ’m still a little shy now, but, as we said earlier, in december something happens to you, tasmanian from side to side, and this episode also begins very comically azomat, i recently got sick and a complication appeared on my lips, it really hurts me to smile, so guys, if something bursts very loudly, cracks, explodes, you know,

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these are my lips, these are the things, bravo, in general the jury has been selected, yes, this is a very big problem for the country. i understand i'm alone i will work, but here, well, in my specialty, everyone is welcome, friends, we are incredibly glad to see you. dear jury, listen very carefully now, maybe someone will even write something down. each of you, in addition to a cozy chair and a bottle of water, has one point. first, you will see the performance of ten stars of their teams, and then give your point to those who liked you the most. your decision will affect the future fate of the participants. even one point can change everything. recorded? that's right. then let's move on to that, for the sake of. what exactly speaking, we are gathered here, so here we go, friends, meet the first star and

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the team she chose, the most mysterious show on television, the mask show! hello, this is the mask show. friends, let's meet our jury, philip kirkorov. oh, philip, why do you look like that? now i always go heavily dressed just in case. two fur coats, three socks. well, friends, let's move on. hello, sunshine. ice cream and valeria, if they ask you to remove something superfluous from this list, then fuck

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the ice cream, the only adult singer which in the song there is the word watch, god , how beautiful it is, it’s just incredible, just incredible, honestly, you saw it, just amazing, really, really, amazing, what a sweetness, pure melisma, and what a librata, just honey on my ... still on young ears, honestly, i think it's zi-zitope. it’s early, valeria , no one is singing yet, and that is, it’s all just in my head, god, what a pity that i was the only one who heard this, really, it was just amazing, honestly, but yes, it’s really a showmask amazing in every way, but you know what, the most important thing in life in everything is to maintain a positive attitude, so i just wake up right at dawn. i’m starting the morning, the sky, the sun, the plane, i just

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adore it all, honestly, of course, of course, i also need to work on myself, i wake up right away, right in the center of the room , i start working on myself, la-la-la-la- a minor, fa, fa, ody, don’t, you can’t do it, don’t, fa, fa, fa, yes, thank you, ody, es, major, and yosya stands, you just have to see it, you just have to see it. because he stands there, rubbing his sleepy eyes in his pajamas, says: zaya, there’s something wrong with him and doesn’t know everyone here anymore, he says, yes, you think, one word, amazing, well, perhaps, apparently , something has been done, yes, well , let's move on, regina dadorenko, hello, hello, hello, hello guys, have fun, smile. in any case, more positive, here i have a husband vlad topalov, but i’m still

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cheerful, well done, yes, you can listen to the members of our jury endlessly, if you’re a cat and don’t understand anything at all, well, with us there was only one unguessed mask left, damn, that's right, i could have come there wearing a mask, don't be upset, i'm bulgarian , of course, meet a horse, so the horse , gait, gait looks like someone, very similar, i know, i know , who is this, listen to me, listen, only one performer can have such highs, it’s leonid utyotsov, for sure. or philip kirkorov, or so, let's go crazy,

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you can see from the gait, this is a bravo group, an amazing reincarnation of a mask, yes, exactly, exactly, listen, it was in my head just now, gone somewhere, come on, let him take off his mask and we’ll see, there’s no need to take anything off, now is not the best time, let’s better put something on top, there’s a cossack costume, a cossack costume, you’re lying. the mask needs to be taken off, then it’s without me, otherwise they’ll cut me out of my video apology, i’ll have to beg mityaev for a turtleneck again, well friends, let’s all do it together, mask, mask, mask, mask, mask, incredible, it’s him , god, people's artist

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of russia, thank you, no need, i'm such a star that you don't need to introduce me to found out, good evening. but listen, well, you have to throw in 2 million right away, how can we ask malikov for 2 million? listen , but i wouldn’t worry, not one normal person in life will say the phrase hands for mushrooms for a small sum, obviously there is money, listen, well, it turns out great, malikov chose us, yes, russia chose

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dmitry malikov, why am i -i missed the news, russia chose malikov? are you a fool? no, the russian team chose dmitry malikov as their star in the show. is it possible to use more precise wording in the month of march? pick up? listen, this is my first time in humor, so tell me how everything works here? so, well, that’s how it’s set up, valya carnival sits on the jury, yes, and this is dmitry malikov speaking in front of her, why? i hope she likes dima malikov, because dima chipped in 2 million to have the opportunity to perform in front of valya, yes girls, maybe we won’t attack shuri, and god forbid we lose, are you sure we’ll lose,

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malikov and i are playing, he will never never lost anywhere, so i just never lost anywhere participated, no need, everything is fine, listen, it’s great, we have such a team , i think that we are just an ideal team, i don’t understand what this is, and this is olya, damn, you can’t leave her alone for a second, i immediately found some guy, i don’t understand who you are, and why didn’t you recognize me, but although yes, i agree, it’s difficult to recognize a person just by his dick. you bastard, is that you? are you sick of me? i’ve already blocked him everywhere, did he somehow manage to send me a pisyun through government services? well , why are you hiding from me, my olga? little card, who are you here? dukalis,

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mukhtar? damn it, no, seriously, have you just blossomed, or have you? i always had such a red face, ol, who is this? i am the trainer of the puppets of this cat, what kind of cat, a fur seal, who has a mustache on his arms, who crawls on the ice for a long time before reaching the water, and why are you so angry, and that a dress with the inscription ufc appeared, now you are torn whether to take it or not, listen olga, carton kinkipati. yeah, you've really gotten prettier, did you get breasts done, or did you have three, you, and this is the belly, that’s it, come here, my kitty, my little fish, you don’t smell like anything, let’s go, olva, he’s bothering you, and who is this, this is dmitry, medvedev, i

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haven’t seen medvedev for a long time, and what in our country there is only dmitry medvedev, well, there is also malikov, this is malikov, eh? okay, calm down , i won’t fight with malikov, i’m not an idiot, malikov is perfect, it seems to me, malikov will ride with a person in the elevator, fart loudly, the person will think about himself, i chose it purely, but my back is the same, but no nothing needs to be shown, but excuse me, please, what is your name, zaurbek, zaurbek his name is zaurbek, can i talk to you

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for a second, hear you, bald devil, if you appear near this tigress again, i’ll put you on a hookah, you’ll smell like watermelon all your life, you understand me, or your head? give, i’m sorry, but what do you allow yourself , but no one will believe you anyway, chushpan, i ’m malikov, and malikov is perfect, olya, it’s definitely malikov, maybe it’s medvedev, but no, malikov was, malikov. so get out of here, okay? okay, if anything, i ’m waiting for you on the street in a car, like he bought a car, damn it, yes what a car, i say, in a car with seedlings

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, as you like, go, get out of here, cheburek in a shirt, now it was really insulting, i ’m not even in a shirt, damn you’ve become evil, i’ve spoiled you, malikov, come on, come on , get out, thank you, listen, the russian national team , dima malikov, it’s generally going well, or maybe we’ll end everything with dima malikov’s song, well, listen, everyone is waiting for malikov’s song from malikov, well, we still have a humorous competition, we need to somehow surprise, maybe basketball, like baskel, well, no one expects basketball from us, well, for a reason. no one expects him, usually when a person expects basketball, he turns on basketball, no one watches a humorous program in the hope that there will be basketball there.

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olya, maybe it’s true, let’s try, it will be completely unexpected, well , yes, well, you think, come on, well, let’s try, take out malikov’s basketball, look, and they also had a ring backstage, and dima was preparing for basketball. well, let's applaud, support dmitry, well, the song is just a song, brave like the wind, free, i do everything, whatever your heart desires, but then i fell deeply in love with my girl.

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it wasn’t and no, it was dmitry marika, the russian team, thank you, i have you here, i have you. this is dmitry malikov from the russian national team , in the valeria hall, valeria, how are you , great, as always, great, great, guys, well, let's start with whom, tell me, mr. presenter, this is your vodka, let's start with you, it was a good performance, i ’ll tell you, strong, funny, fast, interesting, ol! bravo, thank you, dear, thank you, always, and dim, but i have never seen you grabbed someone for something at all, well

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, we were just lucky, when we collaborated with you, you behaved very well, that’s it , but it was wonderful, in general - well, funny, cool, compact performance, great, what can i do say, thank you, thank you, i’m glad, thank you, thank you, thank you, garik, seryozha, let’s listen to you, yes, glad to see you again, my favorite people. it’s always a pleasure to be in your company, in fact, your target audience, yes, well, we grew up on your songs, thank you very much, you can also say about dima’s songs, i think, that’s especially true he’s been on the stage even longer than me, so he’s also grown up on your songs, but that’s why he’s the same, yes, so i wanted to say, he’s as kind as me, two kind people, apparently here in this room today, that’s what they call us. and first of all, i want to note how brilliantly each of you plays your role, and you continue to show another level, not only of humor, but

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also an acting level, that is, the level of actors, thank you for valeria, i think everyone saw , how wonderful it was, this is super, thank you, gooseberry zhora, zhora, listen, it's a thrill, it's actually a high-class parody at the beginning, everyone did a great job, and regina todorenko is also recognizable, not only valeria, for some reason i recognized her in this program, then dima's appearance, which is a counterpoint to this... humor, which means it existed , nevertheless, it was very cool, because you can see that you are like a person who is just starting his journey in humor, but this all somehow looked very harmonious, very cool, and ol, i want let me tell you, you are a high-class, sharp-character actress, and you need to act in films. valya carnival. i want

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note how cool you thought out dmitry's appearance. i directly like it. it was very cool. i agree with the words of the men, the parodies are simply incredible. i would also like to note that dmitry looks super harmonious on your team, and this is simply incredible. thank you for the emotions. thank you. thank you. thank you, val. my favorite member of the jury. i'm with. i deliberately delayed this moment, because well, the main chatterbox, the main intrigue, artemy, we are listening to you, sparkling humor, i almost tore my stomach from laughing, a joke, well, you i laugh, but what a joke, what do we believe in in the end, choose your option, i looked at how you watched the performance, i

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got the impression, as if you wanted to... remember the performance, you just tell me whether you liked it or not , no, well, there must be one honest person from the internet, i’m the one who usually writes comments under videos on vk videos, that’s all everything that’s written there, that’s what people like me do, i’m from the people , and this is you, and we’ve been around for... a long time, okay, then why are we disagreeing? thank you very much, thank you to the team, thank you to the star, thank you, thank you, thank you, dvitri malik from the russian national team, and in order to be absolutely sure of the safety of the prize fund, we will transfer all the money to the vtb savings bank.

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continue, friends, meet our next star and the team she chose.

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well, here we are in moscow, finally, otherwise i’ve already served my whole ass. on the plane in irkutsk, did you get off? vika and i have a song, very tasty eggplant, marzepan. you see, everything is about us, you are my future trophy,

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no need for extra times, so, announce me like in the best restaurants of irkutsk, uh, come on, thank you, if they ask me what it’s for, i have this nice dress, i’ll answer, so that it’s like someone else’s nine. kharlamova, i’ll play the console with you, listen to jokes with a smile on my face, oh, what a fool you were, i’ll tell your former owner, i ate with you so much, without getting up to laugh straight from normal, in general, i’m still coming to you, if there is no one there, a designer. valya,

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maybe you won’t show off your buffers in the jury there? len, please clarify which particular vale you are saying this to, listen, well, this is a show of stars. well, don't you really care? i wonder who our star is, even if it’s the kologrivy, even if it’s the kologrivy, i agree , only a madman can put two lemmas on us, listen, well, we ’ll be guessing for a very long time, i suggest we play our game, so, categories: haven’t apologized yet, disappeared like nagiyev and ntv nipples, i choose.

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vk video. lera, you better tell me how you manage to look so good at your age. well, that's a million dollar secret. yes, what a million, there’s only a whistle at one and a half. and the bumper strap is three. is it carlson with tits who understands prices, or what? yes for it's inexpensive to do you and your teeth. listen, but once for the rest of your life. you have for life, but here we have everyday conflicts, yeah

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, in red and white the floors are slippery, girls, you know, it seems to me that everything will work out for you on ntv, why, well, you have the faces of victims, so girls, do you all like our star? lera, of course, i’m sorry, but you look more like a star who came out to us to announce a normal star, you know, well, that is, you are now saying that... i’m a lousy star, yes, well, that is, if i were in show mask would take off the mask there, me would they ask you to take off your mask again, is this what humor is about? yes, it’s about humor, that’s all, in short , choose either me or her, oh, you ’re annoying us, well, of course, we choose lera, well lera so lera, okay, tell me, who’s on the jury here today? here is the director of hype films, color realist design,

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famous singer of songs, the best comedian in the country, the whole country knows them, the whole country knows them, who will tell me, who will tell me who she is, who she is. maybe we’ll continue, wait, the ladies will get tired of it, they want to fall in love, there’s no need to prince. vera, what's going on? i'm not vera, i'm lera kudryavtseva. well, what are you? lera kudryavtseva? well, who doesn't use patches. and now you will never guess who the real lera kudryavtseva is. yes, this is nonsense, this is me, lera kudryavtseva, who was born in ustkaminy in kazakhstan. i am more like a person who was born in kazakhstan. yes

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, it’s me, lera kudryavtseva, already 52 years old. i look more like a person who... has the same rake, and vera, why don’t you like lera kudryavtseva so much? yes , because i immediately offered to take you star leonid konevsky, because he is funnier. didn’t you propose leonid kanevestkov? well, what do you think of her humor? that's it,

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in short, i'll be back. you, well, take a closer look at me now, valeria , that the guy is younger, suddenly you will find, doubts, doubts, doubts, so, active biden, get out of here, okay, i’ll go for a walk in the air in

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a raincoat over my naked body, why, i’ll arrange an exhibition of folk... .so, well, in general, somehow everything is working out cool for us, yes, all that remains is to choose the team uniform, let’s have a czechoslovakian, czechoslovakian dam closet. soviet workers hid their stash in it, party workers hid their mistresses, and high-ranking party workers hid their lovers, but it was used for its intended purpose, women kept their outfits in it, this is how, for example, komsomol women dressed, this is how prostitutes dressed, vera, i am not vera, i am lionid

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konevsky, because he’s funnier, but i thought. lukashenko from aliexpress, well, just go ahead with the humor. lera, don’t pay attention to her, in fact, of course, we really like you. girls, look, i bet 2 million on you. well, we need to somehow win. here we have four men sitting on the jury. this is what siberian women do to please men? they make dumplings, well, let’s make dumplings , what can you do, well, i’m a grandmother, girls, what delicious dumplings we’ll have now, and

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what if we don’t succeed, don’t worry, yulia vysotskaya cooked on this channel. vera, what is the secret of your recipe? yes, this is not flour, a joke! oh, garik kharlamov’s mouth is probably watering right now! do you think it’s still worth covering your chest? oh, everything is boiling! oh, well, that's it, girls, it's time to cook dumplings, girls, how nice we are sitting, maybe let's drink some wine, i thought you wouldn't offer it already, huh? a zel brand refrigerator, the pride of any soviet housewife, people stored fruits, vegetables, meat, fish, sometimes medicine in it, but even... i couldn’t find lera kudryavtseva’s sense of humor in it, verochka, well, of course i understand

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that you like to joke about the fact that i ’m not a star at all and that i don’t look young, but maybe it’s time for you to powder yourself a little, it’s real not flour. wash, this is really boiling water, damn it, so what should we do now, they bashed the whole stage, we actually still have to sing the final song, with the help of our dress, we dirty the stage all day, maybe we’ll ask someone to clean it up. let him clean up, the city threw what we did , what we did, to our star, there was a lesson

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, what we did, what we did, lazarev couldn’t even force him, now we are for our deaths, we spend airtime here while the perapals are washed , valya, go, distract the jury, sir, you are a thief of dust. married but still you at the same time, he’s rich, valya, quickly roll up your navel , stop arranging your fate, actually, i ’m covering for you here, karlamov isn’t watching the scene now, it seems like we’ve done everything , it seems like we’ve done everything, ordinary people have made their dream come true, we did it for you, we did it for you they did it , they bent the star right on the stage, raisa irkutskon

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, your strongest and most independent applause and raisa, let’s get louder, but before i address the jury, i would like to say that we have a legend sitting in our hall today. hi, it was very funny, special thanks hi girls, what beauties you are, everyone i really appreciated you for your jokes in my direction, i really appreciated it, now, as always, men will sort you into categories for humor, but i want to note how cool you worked, there are so many of you , it seems hard, it seems that... it’s hard, you could get confused , but you worked on stage as a single organism, it was very, of course , important to remember each other, it was very

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cool, i would also like to note how cool the girls sing and dance, you are just incredible beauties, thank you very much, it was funny, it was burst, lip burst, lip, garik look, burst while still in place, on the spot, yes, i’m watching, but it was very funny, really, good, it was on the verge, thank you, thank you very much val. zhor, i already saw you swimming, you were already smiling, yes, it was like that, no, girls, beautiful, charming, young , witty, in pink, in pink, wonderful, i just retold what i saw, thank you, thank you, seryozha. thank you for 12 years, this is really still relevant, at a concert i always don’t sing the age, i let

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the audience finish singing, today you showed an example of how this should be done and it’s true, first of all, i want to be honest, it’s a shock to me, lesh , that you are so old, this is the first thing that amazed me in this issue, they unpacked it, but i’m amazed that you show so calmly and coolly that everything is just beginning. it’s very difficult to be the first women’s team, it’s very difficult, i’ve never been the first women’s team, never, this is the first women’s team today, therefore, that’s why we have the best, best women’s team today. mis of the game, the whole team gets the mis of the game, you already have the title, girls, lerka, you’re just goddess, well done, bravo, incredible, always,

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best, real, sincere, did you dare? do you remember at least one joke? well, of course i’ll remember, my konevsky tore every time, but really it’s funny, very funny , thank you garik, thank you garik, yes, thank you, well, we give the floor to our energy geyser, he looks with such hatred that it ’s even scary , he is smiling now , i know him, i am him, he is laughing very hard now, girls, beauties, but the number is full, but can i add, can i, yes, of course, valya, just, it seems to me that we shouldn’t forget that there are girls here, amazing beauties who did everything to the maximum, and no matter how old we are, what stage we stand on, some words can offend us when especially gigantic work has been done, so friends , let's give the girls the

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to be incompatible, to be yourself and to be the most beautiful version of yourself, to be a woman is simply fantastic, from march 8th, 10 days until spring, premiere from monday at 20:00 on ntv. well, we move on, the stage is the star and the team she chose, and the girls,

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and the guys, if it hits you, tell the girls. yes, great, great, a new project, that, in short, i put together a team, great, really, if i knew that money i need to throw in, i found someone richer , in short, regarding the money, i throw in 1.950 and my grandmother’s gold teeth, that is, i put both money and mouth, the first joke: the first one is on me, the son of a military man and i traveled the whole country with my father, i was in different cities and regions, meet

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my team, regions, yes, yes, here they are, here they are, louder, here they are, here they are! the dogs are rootless, but their asses are unwashed, yes, these are them for baptism, then the divers look for them, here they are, here they are, reserved seat faces, here they are, yes, this is them after the third glass of introduction with they're tumbling over the father in the kitchen, damn it, they lifted him up howling, yes, damn it, he threw the child into a snowdrift, uh, actually he pushed the mother into the firewood, she's still covered in splinters, and nothing, they communicate, okay. here it is, here it is, the thunderstorm of the toilet, damn it, and it makes a pulna out of any hanging one, all the wild ones

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are afraid of fireworks, they immediately move apart, if someone doesn’t move for 10 minutes, they start to eat him, but they have to give it their due. everyone is vaccinated for putin, well done for showing you moscow, damn, let's probably start with avocado, well, first of all, hello, denis, hello, hello, healthy, guys, great, yes, and secondly, why are you telling us the jokes that we came up with for you, but let’s do it, this is a star’s project, it is needed so that we become new stars, how new, okay, during the editing we’ll make it look like it happened, well, that

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’s it, bro, what new stars , they’re cleaning up the old ones, god forbid, damn it, it feels like someone has a favorite star and they’re cleaning everyone right down to it, soon there will only be eva left full, what will you do, cry, cry, dance, dance, nothing will work out for you, you have neither money nor connection, no azomat, you shut up , what did you think i didn’t see you, shut up, you’re asian, you’ll be silent with me, i got it, i got it, he’s standing here, you’ll draw a mustache on me, i got it, in short, this doesn’t happen , that you were born in a basin, you came here, you have concerts and money, but it’s a carnival , well, you don’t have such gorgeous tits, yes

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, you hear, he’s good, in short, i threw in the money, so i’ll show , what are you going to show, i have one little thing, no one has seen it yet, show me the little one, no need, what you, stick with me, bro, there will be money, maybe you’ll even try oysters, that you will be me, you, the drowned yura muzychenko, that’s all. and you fucking zhirigabel know what you're going to do, what i'm going to do, denis, what am i, don't yell, i didn't hurt that much, but i'm on the beach, my hemorrhoids popped up, but pick it up, i don't want to, i too, don’t bother me, in short, okay, show me, but the market is not closed, i will remember you. show yourself, the regions on stage,

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i answer, we fought, then we will become best friends, finally the regions on ntv, the regions the regions are watching, in moscow city they are not watching us now, ordinary people from ordinary cities are watching us, where the wealth of their neighbors is determined by the fireworks, the armenians probably don’t care. where all the locals have a conversation, where they write, where traffic cops stand around the city, like, you know , yes, where not a single woman pronounces berries, this one, go get it, and what kind of clothing stores do we have in the regions on...

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somewhere past a five-story building like this, a man walks through the first floor window like this and looks in, there ’s a kitchen, there’s a pot-bellied tv on the refrigerator, a woman is washing something in the sink, she’s looking, and now i’m i’m telling you from this tv that you’re watching , man, that you’re warming your ears, okay, dear, don’t worry, everything we do is for you, that boys, regions of the stage, full throttle, healthy cities, black beard.

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all of us, when we looked out the window to check whether it was cold outside or not, we saw this picture, the weather is terrible, yes, global warming, i understand, this is it, guys, let's go to the carriage, now the search will begin, there is fog in my head, i'll go to bed, it's a hundred today. and in everyone's yard there was this kid who constantly sat with grandmothers on the bench , hold it, i opened the ice cream for you, that you’re dirty, can he play with us, well, you know that he’s not allowed, why, well, he’s like that , let him go, please, okay, go for a walk, wait,

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i’m not hungry, i won’t eat your edible underwear, wait, i saw it in the skin, now. we'll renew our relationship correctly , you're ready, come on, what a bitch, what a bitch, that's it, you 're a bitch, it wasn't like that, so what are you, what are you? really poured it, you really poured it, why are you making me play like this, make me eat more shit, damn, it’s really simple, but what will i do, what

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if you only participate in this type of creativity, what did you say, don’t forget, you hear, okay, i’ll show what i’m capable of, come on and show me the hooligan. now new housing is very expensive , so many people buy a resale apartment, so at a meeting with a realtor, it’s great that you are looking for an apartment correctly because yurasya came down to earth from heaven to you, whatever you want, show the apartment, why show it here, an ordinary russian apartment in which ordinary families live all over the country, i’ll tell you quickly, here entrance, let's go in, carefully , welcome mat, hello, hello, hello, intercom, i opened it, didn't open it, never opens the first time, we'll find it in the kitchen, london, paris, new york, refrigerator magnets, here

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we have spoons, forks, all from different sets, not a single one is the same, here we have pot lids that don’t fit any pan, here we have plates, everyone is putting on a fire show in the microwave. here the oven is deceived, the time never shows correctly, here it’s 6 am, i’ll never get used to it, you know, now carefully, table butterfly , knife butterfly, dead butterfly, we are on the balcony, carefully follow me, hocus pocus, we are in the hall, this is the apartment, don’t drink this sprite, this is water for flowers, look how beautiful it is, here behind the tv extension cord, no matter what cord you pull out, the bitch tv always turns on , how does this happen, here we have an ironing board with an antenna, why the hell is there an antenna, have you ever watched ntv from an ironing board, i haven’t, here we have a computer desk, open the cabinet, what's right there, old broken phones, no matter which one you turn on, there is a video on it where a plane fires rockets under

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the clock, we land in the bathroom, the bathtub is an interesting design solution, one faucet on the sink for the bathtub, who came up with the genius, here we have a soap dish, the water in it is cloudy , bitch, it’s been standing for about 20 years, there’s a glass next to it, there are seven toothbrushes in it, although three people live in the apartment, how did it happen, let’s move on to the toilet , the flush button is like a fritswap, it’ll just fucking come out of there, you have to do it right like this, everything is mined with bushings , here with us, here with we have a brush, it contains water like ten-year-old cognac, so aged, it’s a relative of that water from a soap dish, you know? two empty creams, three deodorants, 12 used disposable razors, a huge puck of cream, neveya, where only around the edges it remains, two cotton disks, three cotton swabs, all this on the shelf near the mirror, all this forever, because it’s in russian,

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damn it, but we'll probably redo the renovation, for god's sake. then let's move to where you can't make repairs, to the entrance, all the doors are soft, they all knock loudly, we go down down, there are mailboxes , you get the feeling that only such letters come there, i’m changing you, vitalik, bitch, everything is crumpled, we go out, we go out of the entrance, there ’s a front garden, there’s a soft toy lion on a tree, it has paws, like that. in the rain he looks very raped, here we have a beautiful playground, but don’t look into the rocket, it’s not just space, it doesn’t matter now, we urgently need to run to the entrance, because there is an ambulance there, all the residents came out to find out

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who it was she, the bitch, who arrived. that the yard is small, there are five red and white shops nearby, stop by, well, probably not, for god’s sake, you’re charged 5,000, we are realtors, what do we charge for, it should be hot, rattling, loving, prickly, from time to time, i don’t think so at all , what are you sending, you are sweet to hell, but burning, how you tortured me, you are not from anyone... what planet did the girl come to me from? we are all running to your hearts,

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so guys, elections are coming soon, yes, and recently vladimir vladimirovich gave an interview where he answered serious questions, i thought, someone should answer frivolous questions answer, in theory, meet someone, the press secretary of the president of the russian federation, dmitry sergeevich peskov, he knows nothing. good evening, hello, i specifically came out to support the regions so that the regions would support us, preparations for the elections are going well, one hundred percent navka is expected, oh, navka i say. i missed the turnout, dmitry sergeevich, what are you doing here, elections, and

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what am i, i’m not participating, my job is to wait for a text message, i’m working, i’m not working, damn it, and if i’m not working, no, okay, let’s start a press conference. chinese telegram channel the auto industry hasn't done well and there's no point in starting. dmitry sergeevich, when will our officials switch to russian cars? well, you know, i haven’t seen a single official driving a foreign car, but i see their drivers all the time, so the drivers are snickering, officials, well done, the rushion geographic telegram channel is expanding. dmitry sergeevich, how many regions do we have in our country? look, now. dmitry sergeevich, what tv series do you watch in

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our regions, let’s not spoil it, do you have free time? yes, what series, i beg you, i work for the good of the country, i am for this i stand for the country, the country is everything to me, and i’m all about the country, whoever knows me knows what series there are, that’s it, the next question, go ahead , yarolash, ask, political. political telegram channel texas komsomolets, tell me , what kind of candidates will be in the elections, and what kind of candidates are there, i mean, i haven’t gathered, again, what kind of candidates will be in the elections, good question, kharitonov, sort of like slutsky, but not a coach, although maybe a coach, i don’t know, but you can be more specific, you need a specific person, look at simpson.

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it's not me, it's cholesterol, yes, but we also have polling stations in gyms, and you are probably afraid of them like hell, yes, good, you went into the booth together with the booth and left, to eat, yes, and if i put you in your booth now, can you hear how you are talking to the president’s confidant , hello, you can’t trust such a face, and you repeat this to that face again, but for god’s sake, do you hear, smoochki, bitch, ah, what a fool or what? and think

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about it, if it’s someone watching without a sound, take off your mustache, no, take off your mustache, i say, take it off, if i take off my mustache, pain will follow, god knows, it’s makeup, that's it, good, good, good, now you understand why the real peskov didn’t want to play for us? of course, he has such a left , your day of silence would begin, he has a boss, a sudaist, everything, dora, is good, let’s, in short, move on together, win the project, get your money back, peace, friendship, chewing gum, whatever you say , come on, regions, thank you.

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that conquered the world. eugene onegin. tatiana. anegen. already at the cinema. now my dream has come true, i returned to the regions dearly. well, let's start, this time, sergey, with you. what do you say? mind-blowing, mind-blowing. is it good or bad? it is wonderful. when denis began to take all the attention to himself, but in at the very beginning of the issue, as always, yes, it became clear that this was immensely funny, what it was. it’s just crazy, but i became very worried about the guys, well, because we haven’t seen them in action yet, and i, frankly, was worried, i thought, well, of course, now the road will take over

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everything, we’re all getting by here, and so on, but when i saw the guys, the audience would support me, an absolutely worthy team, i don’t know, there’s a mentor, a teacher, a star, a friend, he’s a beast, hey, he ordered rolls for us, i think half the country now recognizes his apartment, thanks to you, you have this now, i only have three toothbrushes, and the rest is all about the same, in fact, thank you for this edge that you always have, uh, when you, you know, involuntarily say, god , what are they doing and you laugh, this is very cool, thank you for this... humor, i hope it doesn’t cut out half of it, thank you ntv, thank you, thank you, thank you sergeev, val, yes,

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i’d like to hear your opinion, yes, garik, your lips are torn, no, no, they’re alive, but don’t pay attention to what you have here, what’s going on with you attention, we have a family here, this needs to be in context, in context, this is not just a question out of the blue, guys, i don’t know if this is it. you and denis are either my tachycordia, but my heart is beating stronger and stronger every second, you are so cool, i saw how you enjoyed the stage and lived here and got super pleasure from everything that was happening, you got high, i got high and our viewers had a blast, thank you very much for your humor, it was just very cool, zhor. this is cool, this is just cool, and i want to say - cool as an actor, you are great artists , denis was the first to jump out, just jumped out

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, played so many roles, as if in such a short time, then you are just fantastic, amir, i’m sorry, i didn’t look, didn’t see you before this, but you are cool. and the fact that you manage to turn this regional culture into humor and it’s impossible to stop, it’s just some kind of torture with humor, that’s how funny it is, and again and again, again, this is a tour of the apartment, it’s just incredible, and maybe there are some candidates for the second season, hypnosis, but everyone needs to be taken, the jumbler came to life. this is him alive, the uprising of yarolas , the uprising of yarolas, the word of the boy two, the uprising, i also

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liked the rhythm, just incredible, high rhythm, they don’t expect anything, as if there were so many jokes left behind the scenes, they could still pile it up, we’ll see in the next stages, yes, this is just a bomb, cool, i think that we will have problems with who will give a point, because you can’t double. here, but you are definitely just kings of the streets, thank you, thank you, thank you, but there are others too there are teams, you have to watch them all. i saw that, friends, the volcano of happiness smiled , it was true a couple of times, i saw it too, i saw artemy, i usually laugh about once a year, but today i neighed like a horse, wow, he melted, he melted, only for you, only this for you , applause for him, thank you for... well

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should we plant him directly, or start our incredible adventure in a new project more gently. inflict what you want, and so that you don’t have to pay anything for it, you don’t have a telegram channel , bloody lady, well, by the way, you don’t know, she ’s running this year, otherwise last time it turned out so damn great, she almost won , yes, she almost won, or what would be strange now, if the president’s husband showed his sausage from the stage in the theater, sergei, are you offended, well, very wrong, i’m not serious, you look normal here, no question arises in my head , they say why the hell is he here, how... but i'm soon 40 years old, how can i make her laugh? i’ll say: bugalyak,

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or in the stomach i’ll do this to her, she’ll laugh, it’s all strange, but are we even planning to stay in this project or have we turned on the kologriv mode and let’s go, like. as the comedy shows in the number from the view into the type, they both choose, that’s it, a living legend, with a dead body, it’s true, but there are questions for artemy lebedev, mih, to whom, well, artemy

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lebedev, mr. positive, foul-mouthed with vk, now on ntv has arrived, sitting blue on green, like a drunk on the grass. dresses like this well, in general, a respected designer, if this is the case according to the documents, then you said everything, i have nothing to add, then gooseberry zhora, this is gooseberry, this is gooseberry, i thought this was zlatan ibrahimovic, well, after covid, it’s clear, but what does he need to say, well, as a weak director, well, well, as a person should have understood, in our country people will be angry if adidas leaves for the second time, you can’t do that, well, yes, yes. well, you roughly understand

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what kind of team we are, yes, just if you don’t understand, then you’re stupid, mih, well, what do people have to do with it, well in general, we need to win 20 million, this is a lot of money, 20 million is not so easy for even garik kharlamov, in order for him to earn 20 million, i must say, a very tasty turkey, i’ll only take such a turkey, hellish work, you know, well in short... you, by the way, don’t be alarmed, it’s not yeltsin who returned from the doll show, our stinky, stinky, and

11:00 pm

where are you from, the village of shushinskaya, where lenin sat, yes, i even know what exactly, vanka, van, well, that’s it, when you go to the doctor, well, you can already see that there’s something a little wrong with you, it’s like you’ve been skipping the cemetery for 2 years, but i don’t go to the doctors, what are you doing? they don’t love me, i’m being treated at home, i recently had hemorrhoids removed, but there’s nothing complicated, it’s like with a baby tooth, tied with a string , attached to the door, you sit, wait for your mother to come back from work, well, somehow it turns out that way, yes i'm freaking out, did you fall for it, a joke, a prank, i heated the scissors on the comfort, a rolling pin in my teeth and chick-chick, that's all that was left for the lower back with the heater, the shmyak went away satisfied. how many

11:01 pm

times have i told you, let's go without this psycho to perform, he said, valer, but it’s impossible without me, they love me on ntv, i know how many times i’ve replaced mukhtar here, i sit on all fours, i don’t even need makeup, one on one, well, this is a guard, now even a star won’t choose us, i swear to you, by the way, who is the star here, well, i think it’s mikhail. why? well, why doesn't he come out? good, well, yes, well, in the sense of bad, but good, yes, well, until he comes out, we have to somehow perform ourselves. the girl

11:02 pm

decided to play a prank on her boyfriend, break the playstation 4 in front of his eyes and give him a playstation 5, but i didn’t have time, oleg, listen, oleg, i don’t understand a word, toothless brute, closet, oleg, closet, what a closet, just open the closet, playstation 5, brand new! playstation 5, what the hell, one joystick, yes, help, help, help , guys, we're performing great, i like it, it's great, i'm even a little tired. so -

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guys, i didn’t understand something, is this efremov? well, by the way, no one has seen him now, what he looks like, and this pumped-up guy with tattoos may be efremov, perhaps, yes, yes, somehow i have a suspicion that this is still dzhigan, lemon, edik, don’t bother me, please, you see, we have a dzhigan here, lemon, that’s it, i understand, he started saving up this joke, until you laugh, every time i say dzhigan lemon. guys, wait, if we have a dzhigan standing on stage now, lemony, maybe he is our star, are you stupid, damn it?

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denis, that’s it, radishes, i’m sick of him, what’s his name? edik, edik, edik, so, come on , buddy, well, you’re a rapper, well, edik, well, that’s great, the fact that we have a zhigan is great, it would be great to figure out what to do with it, wow, that’s a problem, after so many years timati couldn’t figure out what to do with him. how can we decide now? his wife was alone with him, she was like, “no , we need more people, about four people,” approximately , not timothy, by the way, came up with it, i just don’t want to stand there screaming, cappuccino, i’m ready, i’m personal, well, that’s right, of course, probably not you have to

11:05 pm

turn it off like that, and you know, yes, so that here, so that, hey! slow down dzhigan, but you know that in order to participate here, you need to throw in 2 million, but you accept maternity capital, no, of course, where is it accepted, damn, where he is accepted, but maternity capital can be spent on buying housing, for example, no, mih, i saw his housing, there are 250 people who need to give birth somewhere, but what’s your name? valera, valera, valerera, have you already dealt with edik, that you pounced on valera, just think about where you’ll get 2 million, for the plane, don’t give a damn, if he ’s lost, call samoilova, but you

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’re lost? no, will you perform with us? with you, with you, but look, we ’ll be performing for about 20 minutes now, you can go that long without a vacation, it won’t turn out that we 5 minutes later we went into stories, and you were already lying on the sea, radish, why edka-radish, christmas trees, sticks, no, well, in general.

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i’m 15 years old, when i grow up, i want to become a geneticist and an engineer and have many children, three boys and a daughter, maybe that’s why i’m so sad, at school the hardest things for me are mathematics, physics, chemistry, literature, computer science, biology, geometry, drawing, works, physical education, the easiest thing is to draw a fat pussy on the shoulder, but they don’t give marks for this. today i tried to puff for the first time, what next? everything else, all the pages are blank, some are torn out , hold my hand, don’t let me go, together until the end, we’ll be with you all, well, that’s it, we won, run up, seriously, you just

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gave away 2 million, you’re still in the rules i didn’t understand, but i understood, i understood the rules, in order to be liked, you need to earn a point. or rather earn that you need to like the point, well, let’s like harley, just as he likes us, he’s a free person, and we don’t even have great tits on our team, van , no offense, oh well, no, look, there are two on the jury the singer, at least, yes, valya karnival, well , the beetles seem to have something to do with the songs, and we have two rappers, maybe they are fit, but we have two rappers, who are they? well, look carefully, edik is a rapper, but who is the second? now he’s the boys, now, now , okay, i’m damn, okay, i say, he’s like an android, a little cognition, but he reacts, now he, now he, and edik, read your

11:09 pm

shit, why are you doing this, and how ? edik is new to rap culture, he is still offended by this word. the street is shining, this sweat is charged, it will win, will win , wow, wow, well done these guys, look, yes, no need, siberian rapper, damn, no need, rosy-cheeked, not pumped up with a belly, damn, so homely, not on prohibited powders, on sea buckthorn, on nutcracker, damn, what the hell, wears a cross in the name of protection, and not for style, okay? well, as they say, we have a product , you have a bet, please, turn on the phonogram , damn it, it’s beautiful, it doesn’t hide that

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it’s playing under the plywood, well done, good, yes i’ve learned it, in english, i’m not in a hurry, there’s plenty of time, i’m doing it what i want, you understand, 200 missed messages on the phone, white sand under my feet, hot summer, we are relaxing on the positive, i am grateful, can i have a beer in the meantime? so, well, we listened to two crap, oh, mih, you understand rap too, i don’t understand at all , well, nothing suits us, let’s choose a good song for you, and the two of you will sing it, so don’t you it wouldn't be a shame if you turn on the gene, seriously, i won't sing it, but i will. my baby, my baby, my baby, i miss you, i don’t receive letters from you,

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you're far away and you don't even miss me, but i'll be back, i'll be back and you'll know that i'm far away, i miss you, i don't get you, you're far away and you don't even miss me, but i'll be back, you'll be back too. you’ll find out, it’s really cool, it’s clear what we ’re doing, and another piece of shit happened, it turned out, it turns out it’s not about the song, no , that’s it, well, okay, but now for sure, one of the jury members will give us his point, you think zhukov liked it, why does zhukov, no, it ’s artemmy lebedev who likes all sorts of strange buckets, okay, thank you, krasnoyarsk team, jigam, all the best. dzhigan.

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the star's show was created to make you laugh heartily, and the stores are a magnet to fill your refrigerators with quality products from the heart. thank you, i wish there was more humor like this on the project,

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zhor, you are an expert on bad guys, what do you think? cool, just very cool, and the coolest thing is, dramatically, completely unexpectedly, everything, you can’t predict what will happen next, we couldn’t either, to be honest, and it’s simple. cool, you built in this joker, let's just say, no, this is a dzhigan, this is not a joker, i understand, here unpredictable, wait, he praises, that ’s it, i’m about to spoil it, an unpredictable element in your game, and it was just impossible to resist, and you hold on, hold on, a very cool intonation, something really hooligan and so very rare, i don’t know , in short, i’m just wildly delighted and... well, you are the favorites, thank you, thank you, yes, valya, what do you say,

11:14 pm

well, you went confidently, as one greatest poet said, to chile on roslobon, and i’m all in at the beginning i waited, i waited, i think, well, something bright should happen when he appeared dzhigan, everything started playing with completely different colors, we really laughed, did you find it? some incredibly cool formula, and you are different from other teams, and this is very visible, tonight, when i fall asleep, you will remain with me as an exact bright flash, it was very... funny, i laughed heartily, thank you , guys, thank you very much for this , you are gigantic well done, thank you, one of them, you will probably dream about it too, garik, our dear friend, it’s interesting, if we say separately, they will cut it out, this is absolute,

11:15 pm

and how interesting it all happened, sort of id , this seems to me to be the peak of a comedian, not to hit a single word, forget to go out and tear up the hall, just the jury of everyone, this is bravo, i want to watch this again and again, it will be more and more, but why, why are you encouraging, he there will be nothing further to learn at all, right, right? yes , yes i taught, it’s fun to watch how you do, yes i taught , honestly, it’s fun to watch how you get out of all this, much more fun than everything, no, well, cool, well, the favorites, of course, are always the favorites , this is cool, congratulations, bravo, thank you, thank you, thank you, garik, now we’ll find out

11:16 pm

the truth, and of course, the truth teller! and a like from me, this, this is more than enough, artemy, a like from lebedev, but that’s all, you won, that’s it, take the money, i have something to say, maybe your star captain, mish, yes, as if now i’m a star captain, i you. next time we’ll pour it harder, we’ll listen to the star, i want to say, if he learned it, this is my text, don’t read it. i get paid for this, i

11:17 pm

want to say thank you to everyone, it was great with you, i hope we will see you soon on this stage with my team, respect to my team, we rehearsed a lot, however, this was the start of the second performance, thanks to everyone, thanks to dzhigan and krasnoyarsk. clear favorites! i really wanted him to start reading your text! oh, nothing! oh, okay, dzhigan reminded me, let's rest a little, advertising! try candy and chocolate red, less calories without added sugar. red, your

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i know you were really looking forward to philip’s appearance on stage kirov, but most of all it is the appearance. i have been doing humor for many years, but i have never participated in a humorous project. today i will fix it, i prepared better than anyone, so i brought 2,260,000 rubles. this is

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cleopatra, i just haven’t learned their names yet, why did you choose us for all this? i first i do it, and then i think, the scheme works, salaam alaikum, salaam, salaam alaikum, salaam, salaam alaikum, salaam, salaam alaikum, valaikum salaam, my bunny, i am your bunny. that’s what

11:26 pm

a star we have, yes, but didn’t you immediately understand? first of all, i realized that elena and i have a sparrow, so that’s it, we won’t perform in this, but what don’t you like? peri, this is cool, this is beautiful, this is samba, how different are our sambas? i don’t understand, if it’s not elena vorobei, then who is it? well go ask. are you bilan? no, agutin, no. definitely not

11:27 pm

bilan, definitely not, valeria, and you, baby, are not embarrassed by my adam’s apple, valery, no, not valery, gubin, what are you saying, i’m three times taller, trigubin, trigubin, i’m a king. louis 14, no, and not the twelfth, and not 13, 15, well then maybe you are a leps, do i look like a leps, well, i don’t know, he always wears glasses, maybe without glasses he is a gray-haired bulgarian in a gold jacket, tall 2 m 5 cm, born in 1967. no, well, i'm tired of guessing,

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rukhin, go help him, guess, leontiev, wounded, stupid, killed, yes, i'm philip bedrosovich kirkorov. what do you have, father, a hip? are you sheep? eh, you're a sheep yourself, you're a sheep, you're a sheep , you can't play with food, we came here to joke, well, in vain, if you want to earn money , you'd better sing, we don't have songs, make mine, you can't earn much from other people's songs. very funny joke

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and what couldn’t be refused? how could i refuse the people's artist of the chechen republic? even in the chechen republic they could not refuse him. aren't you afraid of what such jokes will ring you from above, do you even know what a bell from above is, a bell , that’s it, since we have such a big star, let’s show the best that we have, maybe we’ll leave it for the finale, no, before the finale it will come again will do something, let’s show you now, i’m ready, how to announce you, how...

11:31 pm

philip, can i ask a question: have you ever had jeans in your life, a white shirt, a simple one, and what’s wrong, you said it yourself , fighters, well, if you want to fight. then choose your opponent, interesting people, but how can i choose opponent, when you don’t have a single woman on your team, well then i,

11:32 pm

i changed my mind, i won’t fight, why? am i above this? it was necessary to refuse him after all, and what don’t you like, especially since he already paid for us, that’s it, i don’t like that he’s already paying for us, why are you swearing, people are looking at you, swear though would be on his own.

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enough, and if there are turks in the hall, i apologize, there are russians in this room, yes, indeed, indeed, let's show something pleasant for the russians. so, fight between two caucasians, come on, come on, come on. no need, no need for any fights, you understand perfectly well that everyone came here to see exactly this, now

11:34 pm

i’ll tell you everything. i went there for only 5 minutes, even if i entered the wrong doors in my creative career, but i went there for only 5 minutes; i started singing songs 40 years ago. i was without repercussions, without scandals, not rich, without sitting down for a minute, for the sake of a sparkling joke, i gave you a reason for 40 years in a row, eurovision, visited more than once, prez places, brought

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the country back, 40 years was my path, i became someone like god took only 5 minutes, the whole way back, to sing in the new year. i couldn’t , but since the passions were quiet, happy new year, happy new happiness, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, i was already a singer, i was a rapper, an actor, but i compete in humor. it’s my first time and i realized something, in order to

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