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Understanding 9/11tv Pyos-2 NTV March 12, 2024 10:35am-1:01pm MSK
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in the east, this deviation has only a couple of days left to exist. in kazan, by the weekend the daytime temperature will rise to +3, tomorrow it will be -1. in the trap, tomorrow the march norm will be restored and spring will get down to business, thoroughly, the sun is still helping. during the day up to +5° at night not lower than -10. precipitation is only in the far north and far south. they will cover priozovie and crimea, but will not yet reach the vostochnie region and in rostov -on-don tomorrow it will be +7, in sochi -15. yalti is almost the same as in sochi, but it will start raining on thursday the temperature is lower, in the capitals it is still higher in st. petersburg tomorrow +46 sun, moscow also claims sun and during the day + 3-5, the next night, although a little cooler than the previous one, the likelihood of precipitation appears on friday, and the temperature will become even higher, about the weather that's it, it was a weather forecast in a country on which the sun never sets, only here, in the largest country in the world, could an online bank appear, which...
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40 million clients in the largest country in the world, lie down, just lie down, well, lie down, i'm telling you. lie down, lesh, well, weasel, lie down, well, you see, well done, my dog, good, it’s true, it’s true, the maxim is in prison, yes, for what? we don’t know for sure yet, well, that’s all, congratulations, they are watching, we are all being watched, who
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they are, don’t you notice, or what? no, don't you notice? they listen , they listen, they eavesdrop on all our conversations, they watch , they watch, surveillance cameras, they watch, they watch everywhere, in the bar, in the restaurant, in the shops, in the striptease, everywhere, you think, i think, i ’m sure, that’s the end, they will not calm down until we are all imprisoned, it’s all over for us, we’re behind that, oh, believe me, there will be something for it. oh, i feel, oh, i feel, they’ll soon come for me, uh, i feel, oh, i feel, so, if they ask me, you haven’t seen me, who can ask you, whoever asks, that’s it, i’m not here, yes , i think you saved my life.
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it’s stupid, what, it’s stupid , but sooner or later i’ll be killed anyway, the authority how he survived the journey, the banker, for some time now the bankers in the zone became in authority, but he’s not in the zone, he has so much money, that he can buy the whole prison, by the way. well, when you do, i’ll tell you where the rest is.
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who do you say, this banker’s son, and for what? it takes a long time to explain, well, yes, otherwise we are in a hurry, in general, i had a business, i made good money, an apartment, a motorcycle, a beautiful wife, well, they were on...
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about rape, but she didn’t allow it, i was ashamed, well, in general , she still couldn’t think about anything anymore. everyone cried at night, and then they hanged themselves, and the major, nothing, they got a condition for the bully, they told dad off, i killed one myself, but i didn’t have time to do the rest, and i hid all the money i needed in advance. well , for this it is possible, i agree, and one more thing, for him you need to put a white rose on your chest so that they know why gnergy fsint motor oil
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oh, pay attention, service. gnezhdelov igor nikolaevich? that's right, it's homeland security that's bothering you. we noticed that you often turn off your phone. we kindly ask you not to do this. you 're listening to us. “excuse me, please, i just, i didn’t know, well, now
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you know, be conscious and don’t interfere with our work, have a nice, quiet day, bitch”? well, the collection phone, beautiful dog, wow, doesn’t bite, no, sit down, coffee or something stronger.
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that everything you are telling me here now took place, i still don’t understand why you came to me, i want your son to answer according to the law for everything he has done, and that you have some evidence, no , that i don’t have, well, egor, then they are not needed, he will kill your son just like his friends, you know, he won’t kill anyone anymore, egor zhetkikh, died in prison, for the kara showdown , you know, yes, zero, that’s i... installed the one you hired, can be heard, yes, only him
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they stabbed me later, right in the canteen during lunch, they didn’t share the rations , this happens in prison, you’re freaking out, you’re being rude, we didn’t agree, let’s go, you want to point the dog at me, come on, come on, just go ahead, my guys are great shooters. see you off comrades, by the way, we are sure that egor did not hire another killer before his death,
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good day, got out of the car, run, no, no, don’t, don’t shoot, i’ll pay you , you’ll find your money, you know what you need, so 2 years ago, salty liquid, what did you do, nothing? didn’t do it, it doesn’t work, on knees, i repeat the question, what did they do, one, two, we drove. they raped her, but then they released her, i’m ready to confess everything, please, just don’t kill, you scumbag, stasika, you already confessed, let’s go to the police, sit down, so that means you have to do everything yourself, hello everyone, dear subscribers,
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understand perfectly well what we’re talking about, in general , i suggest you voluntarily admit to all your sins and as soon as possible. it’s all because of you, i will destroy you, i will destroy you, i will, hello, hello, can you imagine, i just played a prank on gnezdilov, and he believed it, just in the trunk of the car, as soon as i get out of here, you and i will definitely laugh , where in the trunk of a car, apparently they want to know how, right? what are you kidding? no, lesh, i'm absolutely serious. wait, where are you, where are they taking you? already brought, inspection sale, you know, well, you take the dog, it’s already here, here, i hope he
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finds me, that’s it, that’s it , that’s it, that’s it, that’s it, i can’t talk, dig a hole, uh, maybe it’s croaking, how does he know where to run
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hide, it’s terrible, of course, to kill his son, karma is such a terrible thing, the dog saved you, it’s amazing how he knows where to run, you weren’t driving in your own car, or else it will happen when he walks himself, starts standing, while we are with him too. attached, by the way, oh affection, do you know who a man is most attached to? divi to untied women, isn’t it funny? somehow these are jokes, jokes, pranks, it’s like it’s not yours, bye, it’s his jacket that’s not yours, when you find out how i pranked gnezdilov, you’ll burst out laughing, it’s scary to imagine. excuse me, where are you, what? what’s happening, it was i
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who fell, or rather, it was i who fell, i fell so low, comrade worshiper, nothing, i will definitely rise, rise above my prophets, are you drunk or what? are you worried, i'm here repent, honestly, so to speak , to ease the consciousness of what you are carrying, what consciousness, i am carrying the consciousness, i am so guilty, comrade fans, well, i myself, you see,
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i myself... i myself came, i confess, sincerely, so to say , i’m ready to bring punishment for all this, what’s her name, well, well , well, half, half, exclusively, because i ’m returning the second half of the bribe, i’m crazy, i’m staring, excuse me, you can get to the camera yourself, it’s easy. with one left hand, i reprimand myself, but maybe they’ll punch me in the face, that’s why some people love it, although they have a sense of humor, like an atm, and others, and others have dogs, okay, don’t be offended, if you promise to obey, i’ll let you go,
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let’s go. come on, the address is on the collar, if you want to go home, call a taxi, she doesn’t regret leaving max for me, it’s funny, but i’ll definitely learn how to joke.
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people, i demand a phone call, i have the right to it, let's go, come on! what the hell, this is the eighth, we brought the prisoner, open the door, the door is open, pull harder, i told you, the door is closed, very
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strange. right behind the store, what the metro, you you say, you need to turn behind the store, well, yes, probably. thank you, why are we here, huh?
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they'll do everything they can, and diarrhea, well , you're an expert in diarrhea, you know better why they were going to the court hearing through the basement, look, this is mikhail. he killed three young girls , they had parents, they could take revenge , so they led through the basement for security reasons, and it didn’t work, don’t touch me, let me through, don’t touch me, take your hands, take your hands away, just a second, a minute, i want to immediately clarify the situation, you are at a classified facility of international importance, at the moment there has been an incident...
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they are missing out on my dear customers, unfortunately, unfortunately, you understand, with such special operations as we have, these are inevitable things, but don’t worry, we do everything extremely quickly, by the way, everything here has long been clear to me, unlike my colleagues, so we, carefully, carefully, it can be very contagious, don’t cross this line, it’s dangerous, it’s better late, how never. bortsego was killed, after all, the killer blocked the entrance, threw a bomb with gas , you can’t do it spontaneously, i know him even during the convoy, colleagues, if you can be
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called that, of course, it means attention , i’m telling you how it all happened, the criminal was hiding here, pay attention, this is obvious, this is all.
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bainya is a slave, and the polkan is a polkanych, sir. vanya, what? i love you, what is life like then, why is this suddenly, you don’t even have a warrant, stop it, well, do you hear what he’s saying? max, can you hear what he's saying? they have a warrant needed, guys, we just came to talk, if we had a warrant, the conversation would be completely different, and if we don’t want to talk to you at all, they killed the freak bortsev, well, great, what is it, that’s exactly great you can don’t talk to us at all, we need igor demin, why
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do you need igor, you know what he went through after his daughters were killed, you never know what he went through, at bortsev’s trial he threatened and threatened. we want to ask him a few questions, you know, if he really killed, then he did the right thing, are you the smartest who he said that, i don’t understand who said it, calm down, beat the driver, you too calm down , we understood your point of view, let me also take care of our affairs, okay, no, this is our office, without a warrant you can go to hell, i sitting down is still so
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difficult, igor, he’s not there, yeah, i thought we agreed, yes, really, i don’t know, i, he hasn’t gone to work for 2 days, he doesn’t answer the phone, it’s clear, there she is, how and where he is look, but i don’t know, i’m the hr department on the first floor, ask for the address there, why didn’t you say it right away, excuse us, right? do you hear? are you ready? ready, where are we?
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didn't you hit your head? oh, maybe? yes, it can’t , for sure, more than once. we are in the house of the suspect demin. demin? apartment for eight 18, maybe you’ll drink coffee, i’ve had two, 16, quietly, quietly, what, what are you doing, what, let’s talk, but since we haven’t talked, we haven’t talked. igor zyomin, yes, we are coming to you about the murder of bortsev, we want to know where you were, it was me, that, excuse me, it was i who killed this scum, great,
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this is an official statement, official, great, lightning-fast work, study. closed, no joke, you're talking about the presumption i heard innocence, when, it’s necessary, we have to travel with us, the rise, interrogating him, that’s it, vakhtanka, i saw how, what are you talking about, learn how to work, the tail of a tiger , the stupor of an eagle, everything, so... by the way, the bosses are waiting for you, of course, with gratitude, no, he’s that lady. bitch, again,
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it’s surprising that a lady like her can want someone like you, what does it mean like, what kind of lady is this, this is zhanna starotsova, a famous businesswoman, owner of a chain of boutiques, very rich in money, which is straight... straight very, very, very, very early, as i saw you once, you don’t even set yourself up, igor, that is, you want to sign a sincere confession,
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right? even, i said everything. well, tell me how the attack happened. who cares, how? i already confessed. it’s just the way it’s supposed to be, you know? i poisoned him, gas. what gas? yes, i don’t know what kind, a friend sold it to me, he said it was effective, i don’t understand gases, the name is familiar, of course, i won’t say, okay, how many people were in the basement? i don’t remember, i was only interested in the fighters, and i don’t remember how many escorts there were, i think. two, no, three, well, three, i’m sorry that
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they died, that is, you pressed the button and threw the checker on the floor, yes, that’s it, yes, no, not like that, the problem is that the button is not there, you need to grind out the blocking one plate, you see, that’s what i wanted to say. if you don’t freeze my head, you didn’t kill anyone, why the hell should i confess then, well, because after the death of your daughter you started drinking heavily, you fired from a prestigious job, your wife left, then you publicly promised to take revenge, but you didn’t, we decided against it to rehabilitate such a retard way, only... because of your action , the real murderer may go unpunished
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, pull yourself together, go away, let him go, oh, maxim, for a second, what are you doing, face? you can’t, this is my coffee shop, max, tell him to come to me, by the way, this is the second time he’s made an attempt on my things today. by the way, where is my notepad? what? and not just mine. bakhtan, what do you want? letter. they found him in the cell where bortsev was sitting. he was corresponding with someone outside. well, as you can see, he asks this man to kill him. didn't want to sit until end. it’s funny, the transfer of letters was carried out secretly, apparently, they agreed with one of the guards, and to whom
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the unknown letters were addressed, which means you have to go to prison to find the person who transferred these letters, this is called leaving in english, no, it’s like - it's called differently. oh, look, until the evening, so that you are like a cucumber. if you could see my face now, are we actually having
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seriously asking, why are you with me? boris zhurilin, go to him , hello, boris zhurilin, well, i’m such a fighter’s prisoner, remember, i seemed to be sitting with you, well, i remember, so they sewed him up, as i understand it, not without your help, yes, i don’t understand
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who did you convey? from bortsev, what kind of letters, i didn’t convey anything, that is, they flew away from him on their own, with pigeons, and we found one unsent, and judging by the text you conveyed at least three letters, in my case with smuggling prohibitions everything is clean, clear , and in general i don’t have to report to you, hey, take the dog, where, ugh, yes, ugh! wow, give it here, you are here, no one, cigarettes, coffee, mobile phones, but you freak, you didn’t do it, transmission, lyosha, take part, what’s this?
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put... in the place of the loser maximov, in approximately this way, you you understand, if you don’t help me, then i won’t be able to help you, finally, i think, when the songs about witness protection begin, and you i left it for dessert, i wonder, witnesses of what you are, a witness of nothing, i’m figurative. by the way, just for fun , it wasn’t you who was in the apartment, listen, you’re sick, maybe, and what this is testing, i don’t know, it doesn’t bode well, it really doesn’t bode well, in your place,
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e- my. here on the croak, next to, next to, that's right. it's your turn, go, go! damn, did you miss it? well, damn it, this is catmin, and sluggards, superstitiously, what does this have to do with it, you ran across the road, you made a fuss, logic is not your strong point, let me light a cigarette, smoke, harness your dog and
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drive here in no time. get out, get out, who did i tell, get out, stood up, quickly, stood up, here, here , said, on the hood, hands, hands shoulder-width apart, well, now it’s clear to everyone who’s a coward here, who’s the best detective in city, city, can you hear me,
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i hear, i hear, oh, oh, oh, ugh, grandma, you didn’t see anything, little fuck, listen, the sewers are rushing anyway, maybe it’s better to take a shower, breathe through your mouth, i have no time to take a shower , i don’t have time, i need to catch criminals. oh how, if it weren’t for your addiction to selfies, the criminal has long been i wish i was already sitting here, giving evidence that the criminal left because of your superstitions, and in general, unlike your unfounded accusations, i have video evidence, here everything is recorded on camera, all your cowardly behavior, and any dolbotinsky is braver than yours, your mongrel 10 times that, well, let’s take a look, i’ve run away, come on, here we need to correct something. i swore, and you know, somehow this doesn’t look good on the best candlemaker in the city, it doesn’t look good, i heard, yes, nekrasov, the best detective, that maksimov, that it’s hard
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to admit defeat, i understand, no, how man, i understand you, something needs to be done with the dog, oh, by the way, i have one friend, a very good taxi driver, he makes excellent stuffed animals, what?
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and you won’t give it to a poor man, okay , thank you, citizen-boss, long time no see, 4 years, i see you’re not in good spirits, and this is a very bad omen,
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i don’t give up, boss, you’re great, and so? what are you doing, what did you remember, remembered, remembered, i remembered, remembered, remembered, the thing is that her wife’s lover’s name is vova profile, he sculpts sculptures on graves, he used to lenin's busts carried drugs, interesting fact, that's all, yes, that's all, nothing more. i don’t know, well, let’s go for a ride, suddenly, no, no, no, no, i understand, i understand, i understand, you’ll rip your head off, tell me, he has a workshop, not far away. from the house
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where they were dumped, who dumped them, i don’t know, i haven’t prayed for a century, well, you see, to freedom, a clear conscience, thank you, boss, god willing, that’s all ? so it’s logical, well, 1:0 is not in your favor yet, but try number two. but i like it, i understand, i understand,
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my dear, i guess, well, for now gnezilov is working better than you, you understand, right? come on, well, comrade dog, congratulations.
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changed his mind about telling me, visiting leni in the laboratory so often is a bad omen, you know, but what about the girls? that you are gossiping, and at this time, by the way, i found a clue about the case, the sweater, that it’s okay, i say, your new versions are always welcome, of course, talk, talk, the housing issue, yes, yes, why are you staring at me like that, this means that the killer is clearly a relative of khromov, he disposed of all the applicants for the sake of public space, is this the final version, or will there be some more? improvements, the main thing is that it’s working, completely working, and if it’s also from apartment to kick out the neighbor's drunk, so there you can get rid of such mansions that you will shake, that you or your stupid dog could come up with something like this, such as to kick the neighbor out of the apartment, no, i so
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naively believed that khromov casts counterfeit ingots, exchanges them for real jars, whatever is crazy, right? you continue to disembowel khromov’s relatives, and i ’ll do such nonsense, an ambush in the workshop, there are already a dozen counterfeit ingots left, yeah, yeah, okay, and we agreed, then you ’re doing your stupid, stupid version, and i’m working on my promising, come on, come on, come on, urgently give me the address of the studio of the murdered lover, urgently, yes, which is the sculptor, the boss ordered.
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and now i will show a master class on detaining a particularly dangerous gang. you ask me why i'm not in a hurry? i answer, i work beautifully, gracefully and i will take the gang to the police.
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the show begins, why am i performing alone against three, because i'm very cool, ah! what kind of cretin is this? nested, it's like an empty bucket for failure, let's go, quiet, quiet, quiet, quiet, quiet, come on, rest, excuse me, uh-huh, comrade , young sculptors, sitter, my diploma student broke,
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i am captain gnezdilov, i am a policeman, here are my documents, untie me, capital of gnezdilov, what not, untie me, i'm sorry, i didn't know you were a detective, i'm not just a detective, i'm the best detective in this city, and you missed the criminals, and who, this, this is also a bandit, let him lie down for now, i ’ll deal with him later.
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that's it, that's it, well done, well done, that's it, now get out, he went out of his way, mediocrity, against unsuitability, damn, he forgot his camera, because of you he forgot, that's it. guard, watch over me now, where, fuck off, don’t let him get up, he’s very dangerous, he’s going to attack, hit him, hit him with something else, i don’t dare, i... police, freeze,
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why didn’t you bastard keep him in that place, but there’s such a background for filming, that’s it, fuck off, now, fuck off, he said, so where did i stop, i’m the captain, gniznilov is better, i told you, fuck off, you, well, you creature, i’m doing this now, you asked for it, i’ll tell you now i’ll create a hell of a dog, oh, oops, i lost the shocker, quiet, quiet, quiet, we, we’re friends with you, we’re, we’re gone, here, help, he’s gone, bastard, help,
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it’s all because khroma broke the mirror that morning, everything went awry, in short, vovka stamped the profile. lead ingots, we exchanged them in a jar with the guys for real ones, that’s the whole story, it’s clear, but why kill, but no one was going to kill anyone, he just cleverly hooked up with khromov’s wife, khromov returned at the wrong time, brought a new mirror to replace the old one, well, they are walking in bed, he knocked them
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out of office, and i heard a shot into the apartment, so i decided to also get rid of khromov, but no, i wanted to help him in the street sweep it away, but khromov fell apart after the murder, decided to give up, and that’s all, we’re all screwed, well, i had to, let’s say, come on, repent, is it clear? cordial confession , whatever you want, i promise, i think i figured it out, it’s something illegal, a stun gun, but with a built-in dog repeller, well, i understood why the dog reacted like that, nested his
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idea, don’t even answer, there’s an interesting anti-theft mode. the owner gets an electric shock when any button is pressed, it’s dangerous, very dangerous, but for the nest, immediately, immediately switch, hurray, well, i’ll have two at once knocked him out right away, well, you all know, my reflexes are crazy, and their main big guy was caught for a long time, he held out for a long time, well, until i naturally entered into close combat, and so... off we go, he broke his arm and jaw, no, well, me too got a little bit, but it’s a nest , stop pouring it on, max took him, what a max , that’s what you’re sweet about, well, what a max, this loser only got in my way, his dog is mediocre, and in general what a detective he is, he only catches fleas, a movie about you already walking around the whole department, the boys have seen everything already, what a movie,
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your registrar, where you can see max with they take out bandits like dogs, but you only get hit in the face. what kind of speech are you preparing, what kind of speech, well, in honor of recognizing the dog as the best detective, what else? i’m dumber than this dog, and any other dog, just not this one, i mean, i’m smarter than any dog, yes, i’m this dog with one look into the radiation ashes, that’s not what you’re looking for, oh, yes, thank you, here,
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but let’s consider this a dance of recognition, never, step back, i won’t grow, yes, you said it right, you can’t be a major, you can’t do it, i really want to, leonida, he’s already mine... so one per department, damn it, i hate it.
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