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tv   Zvezdi  NTV  March 16, 2024 9:20pm-11:46pm MSK

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photos back and forth, but i haven’t communicated yet, i knew that it would happen anyway, sooner or later i would become a grandfather, suddenly, when lena’s son told me about this, he said, dad, this moment has come, he looks like his mother, to zhenya’s mother, yes, but in dovichenkov he missed the wedding of his eldest son leonid, whom the actor was given by his second wife, classmate anna. i wasn’t at the wedding, they promised to come to me and introduce me, the chosen one is wonderful, they’ve been friends for 100 years, elenka called me and said dad... i’ll get married , that’s it, that’s it, that’s it, i’ll come and introduce you, that’s it vdovichenkov assures his parents, with everyone, that this is all because of his wild busyness, and he is a good father and always monitors the successes of his eldest son, who works as a tour guide in the northern capital. she ’s going to christina, well, as soon as christina arrives, i’m a forced person here, as they invite me, they call me, i’m not the owner there, like , come on, give it here, i’ll sort everything out here, well, that is, they haven’t given me a bite yet, love is easy, it seems to me that it’s easy to buy, you ’re like that... everyone loves you right away, i called him,
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i say that maybe i need something, i, he he says, dad, if you need something, a stroller, something else, but i don’t, i don’t impose myself, no one really wants anything there, so everything is in order, in the newspapers they write: “rdovichenkov provided his son with elite housing , phil from the brigade is getting into trouble here, you gave your son an apartment for 18 years, who gave you, who is pouring into your ear, questions, i didn’t give my son an apartment for 18 years, first of all, well, you never know what he writes, my my daughter has an apartment, i give it to her.’ the actor left the apartment in moscow to his daughter veronica and her mother , actress olga filippova, after the divorce. vdovichenkov’s ex-wife often organizes bachelorette parties there with her friends ekaterina klimova and vulyuchenko. you can endlessly look at fire, at water, at how another person works. vdovichenko shares his feelings and communicates with his daughter often. i love her, and i am always on her side, no matter what. vdovichenko supports his daughter. in amorous
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affairs, if mother olga filippova keeps her mouth shut, the boys probably run after her in crowds, i don’t know, i didn’t notice in crowds, then dad reveals all his cards, she had a fiancé one time, veronica was in the hospital for some reason, and he came so heroically, tried to get into this hospital through the fence, there the guards tied him up, my daughter told me, dad, you help there, i say, stop, stop, stop, guys , he’s with me, the doctor came out there, they say, here’s your office, talk there, just do n’t kiss, she has rotavirus, i’m...
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well, we only have one mask left that we haven’t figured out yet, damn, that’s right, i’m i could have come there wearing a mask, but be upset, i’m bulgarian, of course, don’t worry about it. "i'm sorry, but what do you allow yourself, and you no one will believe it anyway, chushpan , i’m malikov, and malikov is perfect, you tell me, did you just like it or not, no, okay, then what, faith, and what’s happening, i’m not faith, i’m lera kudryavtseva, what are you like, lera kudryavtseva, who doesn’t use patches.
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yes, this is some kind of nonsense, it’s me, lera kudryavtseva, who was born in uskaminogorsk in kazakhstan, i look more like a person who was born in kazakhstan, and with me you will live in moscow city. and with me you will not engage in escort czechoslovakian wardrobe, soviet workers hid in he has a stash, party workers are lovers, and high-ranking party workers are lovers, in short, regarding the money, i throw in 1.950. and grandma ’s gold teeth, that is, i bet both money and mouth, the first joke , here they are, here they are, platskart faces, here they are, rootless dogs, here they are, unwashed asses, yes, yes, all the wild ones are afraid of fireworks,
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they immediately break up , i’ll show you moscow, damn it, we’ll probably start with avocado , but think about it, if someone is watching this now without sound, it’s just cool, and i want to say, cool in an acting way, maybe there are some candidates for the second season, hypnosis, but everyone should be taken, shozhil, the uprising of erolas,
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by the way, who is the star, well, it seems to me, mikhail efremov, why? well, why doesn’t he come out? and think about it, where will you get 2 million? no damn thing, if he’s lost, call samoilova , the fact that we have a zhigan is great, it would be great to figure out what to do with him, what a problem, timati hasn’t figured out what to do with him in so many years? timothy, by the way, came up with an idea, i just don’t want to stand there screaming, cappuccino, we’ll listen to the star, i want
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say, if he has learned it, this is my text, don’t read it. other teams will have artists, and all the actors and comedians, they have a whole king behind them. aphrodite.
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cleopatra. i’ve already paid, that’s it, i don’t like that he’s already paying for us, now i’ll tell you everything, i only went there for 5 minutes.
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i don’t know, i got a little headache at some point, it was very funny, so much so that it was downright funny. if the night lights up the stars in the sky again, it means someone needs it, life is a game of stripes, just do what you have to do in it, we accepted the challenge, let it become the motto, we are already behind the scenes, all the roles are written, we came out again and entered this hour, the stars were eight bright and sorrowful, stars, stars, stars, stars , stars, stars.
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hello everyone, dear friends, my name is azamat masagaliev, and this is your new favorite show “stars”. our project involves 10 of the most popular stars, whom the whole country knows, they came to us, some even came to choose a team of comedians to compete in humor for the main prize. each star brought with it 2 million rubles threw them into the general bank, creating an unrealistic prize fund of 20 million rubles. at the end of the project. only one winning team will receive an impressive amount, and we will all get great pleasure and all our 10 stars
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have already promised that if they win , they will send their winnings to charity, for which we thank them very much, today it will be funny for you, but it can always be funny for you , to do this, download the vk video application, download episodes, enjoy the show at any time, anywhere and even where there is no internet, vk video, stars, well, on let's meet the rest of the five, also last week we saw five cool performances by the stars of their teams, and today in the final of tonight all 10 teams will be given points, because we have those who will distribute them, our no less stellar, but down-to-earth cozy jury chair, author of the soundtrack of our lives, sergei zhukov. seryozha, we haven’t seen each other for a week, my baby, i missed you, how are you doing,
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great, how are you in the mood today, the anticipation of the holiday, tell me, seryozha, will you be in a bad mood, bad the mood will be when we have to give only one point, and there are 10 participants, you will have to do this today, yes, you will have to, get together, the most famous comedian in the country, the owner of a sausage shop, here he is vertically, garik kharlamov. how do you feel about something new in this field, great, you, i’m here alone, there’s no halfling who leaves his 50 kopecks everywhere, there’s no lazy bag of chairs that exists, everything is in front of you, there, it’s just there i’m on the side, here i’m in front you, i haven’t changed much, i’m happy that you’re in front of me by me, and not from the side, well, well, you were just as beautiful a week ago as you are now, that’s how it is. this is really so , everything that you’re wearing suits you very well, i understand, golden letters,
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ntv, how are you, how quickly did you settle down, let’s move on, vk design director, owner of the artemy lebedev studio, artemy lebedev, artemy lebedev, my favorite member of the jury, i swear, azamat, hello, artemy, i counted, hello, on the last program. you said eight words, four of them we beeped, how are you, before i gave birth, just like that, right away, right away he said three words, right away, right away, i understood what you expect from this evening, artemy, as well as from the past, to be funny sometimes, and that from the past i didn’t get it, last time it was funny once, okay, artemy, welcome, we still trust you, thank you, lover of chat, artemy levedev
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, director of the acclaimed super-popular series the boy's word blood on the asphalt, owner of a set of hair bands, zhora kryzhovnikov, zhor, last time you said a little more words than artemy, there were even moments when did you really like it, what do you expect from this evening? well, so that there are more favorites, that’s what ekaterina said earlier, that’s how you know, we all watched these films. garik has been with catherine for a long time, recently in the past, and zhor, please tell me, if you don’t like the ending of our show, will you re-shoot it? well, if you give me a chance, we can try, vk ambassador, owner of 20 million likes on social networks per day,
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valentin vasilyevin carnival, valechka, hello, hello, how are you in the mood? i'm in an amazing mood, i'm generally in the wildest i’m delighted, this is a dream job, i’m sitting in a pleasant company, incredibly talented people come out , they do funny, fun things, and in general i’m happy , that’s it, here you go, so, we’re starting, friends, meet the first star and the team that she chose. good evening, hey, take it easy, let it last forever, you will feel good today,
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all the boys know us, i represent the team, along with them. we'll put on a show, one is married , the other is twice single, one is a tatar, one is a little stupid, the other is dancing like he's being sarcastic to no one, there's a girl, but no one, then you you'll watch us on repeat, bellies, tear us up, excuse me, the jury will tell us, what are you doing, you've got me hooked, my best friends. amazing taste, this is a studio union, they hooked me, hello my good ones, hello my family, how i miss you, what’s your name anyway? so, sasha, this is vitya, artyom, aidar, lelya, sasha and me, kirill, no,
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well, i don’t remember that, i only remembered sasha, my respects, well, of course, yes, let’s do it this way... you’ll be the longest , you are short, you are fat, you are tataryusha and sesyusha, that sesyusha, don’t be angry, but sasha, roar, roar, rheumatism, still chechika 49, let's move away, let's move away, maybe you don't understand something, but this red washcloth is mine, understand? not really, i’m saying that this is clearly a beushechka giving birth with me, cut short, not very much, remember, i’ll break the love for this little kisaryon, aidar, maybe that’s enough, but lul, i’m actually defending your honor here, so aidar, take your place, please, sasha, let ’s make it clear right away, who are you here as, a singer or a comedian? by the way, i’m also a film actor and
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producer, a comedian, and in general, little guys. nuance, i want you to remember, i’m not here with you, but you are with me, by the way, i threw in two lamas, have you ever seen 2 million, no, lord, but eyes, and these are just eyelids, but how will we to divide the money, well, of course, fairly, 50% for me, 50% for arthur pirozhkov, who cares, do you hear, dog, so, vitya, what, this is ntv, here it’s respectful, but think about it? so friends, let's start already, okay, we present to your attention a performance performed by, so stop, stop, stop, igor, listen to me, i'm actually kirill, i know, listen to me, i want to say that your presentation is wrong, you need
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to present it in a slightly sexy way, let’s try it together, start, a performance is presented to your attention. the opinion of the creators of such hits as winter cold, and in fact it’s big, the masha doll, the dasha doll , if you lift it up a little, they will become older, and also this is not a woman, this is dima malikov, the immoral ensemble of artists is shortened to a, studio arthur, look, enjoy, hey! we are all packed, we are all stuffed, in general, we are all enchanted, bewitched. yes, i’m glad to see you, and i know the whole scenario, which is well known
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motive, performed by my team, despite the cute face, we look very patriotic, we love russia with all our souls, we love russia. and that’s great, no guys, the text is good, correct, but where is the original? well, the guys and i played a little trick, but i see that you guys are independent and can handle it without me, okay, so sasha, don’t you want to help us? of course, i'll help, pay attention to the screen, sasha? there’s nothing here, so friends, what are we going to do? so what, maybe sing songs the old fashioned way? do you have songs? at least chew your butt, so much, eh
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i’m more about quality, so sing, come on, yeah, auriki, auriki, auriki, there are deaf men walking around there, you are auriki. what's on your head, we actually have a serious project, we're broadcasting on ntv, oh, hello, so, sasha, take it away, take it away,
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so, artyom, do you have any songs? well, of course, i ’m a hereditary singer, come on, sing, then, sing, come on, don’t show off, now, okay, let’s put it on the table, motherfucker. i have a problem, i saw a psychologist yesterday, he told me that my parents are to blame for everything, guess what, the psychologist did the same for me i said, seriously, yes, your parents are complete goners, vitya, are you a fool or what, what
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’s going on, guys, everything is fine with us, i ’m just worried, we’ll win me 20 million, so sasha, something’s not visible , what are you worried about, we won’t win like that, okay , guys, it’s good, it’s not me for you guys, well , be more optimistic, you can’t lower your head, i saw how you know how to work, you like it, work, so sasha , nothing will work out for us, it will work out, i believe in you, so, what kind of star is this? and lyolya, lyolya, lyalechka, i hope halalechka, i’m afraid to seem old-fashioned, even conservative, but i’ll still ask, have you ever had sex together,
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so aidar, what are you talking about, lyolya, sing us a song, yellow morons, in the cirrhosis department, for your recovery. i raise a toast, i raise a toast, uhu, thank you, thank you, thank you. bravo, that's enough, okay, come on, maybe i'll sing a song, come on, spring
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has come, march is coming, then april will come, may will come, june, july will pass, and august september, october, november, december, january, february, spring has come again, it’s coming, so that’s it, vitya, what was it, i mean, what was it, circle, so, are you a fool or what, oh, think for yourself that again, guys, everything is fine with us, i’m just worried , so sasha, you’re going somewhere, where did you get this from, i’m just taking out the trash and
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throwing it away, a month’s worth of collection. sasha, stop fooling us. do you think you're better than us? yes, look, i'm no different from you. i am an ordinary person like you, but not a beggar. but you dance worse than me. oh, what did you tell me? i, i said. that you dance worse than me, and now i’m about to vomit from your words, you know that i have known the language of dance since childhood, 2, 3, 4 times, podbra, podbra, one,
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two, miguel, i can handle it myself, miguel , that’s it, that’s enough, finish it, that’s enough, i say, finish it, so finish it, motherfucker, dear friends, alexander reva was on stage and... he was good, both, i’m a rude, sexist boor, alone straight burning, another funny one, beautiful face, muscles, everyone loves roar, they want arthur, show me close-up, on everyone’s screen. kiss
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tv screens are ready, your mother is at your place, close-up plans, wow, wow, prepare 20 lyams, run away. it was arthur pirozhkov with his backing vocalists. well, val, the singing team, is this your thing? it seems to me that even seasoned talents like you are sometimes excited to come out first, but i didn’t feel an ounce of excitement from you at all, you came out relaxed, relaxed, did the right thing,
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showed the right way. it was very cool , the prokisarity completely killed me, the language of the dance is just a bomb, you came out and you had a blast, you had a blast, tell the buzz, they had a blast, they had a blast, it was cool for me and we had a blast, i really liked it, thank you very much, val, thank you, let's listen to our lighter, artemy, lighter without gas. i have a very simple attitude towards any creativity, if people use , process any already existing creative product, be it a song, be it a style, be it something else, firstly it is always secondary, secondly it shuts up completely progress, that is, we are stewing in the same compote, when the act consisted of some things that were cool, well, there’s all the mechanization, there’s a massage table, it’s all cool, the joke about
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boys is normal, i just want to. i want to hear new songs, i want there to be new music, well, look, any remade song is already new, you know, no, this is a secondary joke, i will fight for it until... hold this bar for the most musical, probably the song team itself, that's why i'll keep an eye on you, but today i smiled, sang the songs you sang, thank you, well, thank you, in short,
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seryozha wants to say, keep busy, rehearse, there is a prospect, there is a prospect,
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came for my brother, call sign passenger, already at the cinema, 10 celebrities who came not only to amuse the audience, but also to laugh at themselves, this is a show of stars, and we continue, meet our next star and team, which she chose. oh, do you know why? you don’t know, because
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ai, alexey chumakov, for the aunts of their men, alexey chumakov, with a team of funny dudes, is opposing them. by the way, here is my 2 million. i didn’t know that i would be able to sell my peugeot so quickly. please take it. alexey chumakov, napoleons team. alexey, we were introduced very coolly, a team of funny dudes. tell me honestly, is it just because you don’t know our names? yes, dude, relax, but did you get the joke i just told? which one? well, look, i sang artur pirzhkov, oh, yes, but i can sing his song, but he, my dears, cannot. funny. well done overall.
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looked like if he could sing, yes, alexey himself , from the infection, just looked, chumakov, stunned, very cool, but others who, well , the russian national team dmitry malikov, the union alexander revva, don’t like us here, yeah , well, alexey chumakov, yes, chumakov, yes, let’s get acquainted with the team, and we’ll start , come on, alexey, my name is artyom, i ’m your biggest fan, i know all your songs by heart, it’s very nice, which is your favorite, no one will ask, alexey, hello,
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i’m lisa, aries, 24 years old, on average, what does average mean, well, here it’s 32, here it’s 12, on average 24, listen, guys, if we make funny jokes like this, we’re not we’ll win, i ’m an artist, but i want to beat all these colleagues of mine, let’s do this, if this happens, it’s not funny like it is now, i’ll sing a specific song, girl, girl. this woman was understood, understood, understood, yes, of course, we are generally understood in the world of humor, girl, girl, woman.
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by the way, you sing well, you can do anything sing again, yes, for 10 years i ate semolina, drank water from a can, so that at 35 i could live in my own apartment, but the queen of the central bank, elvira, is a hooligan, with you i can’t save up for a mortgage. listen , well, some strange song, i would just go , buy an apartment, live, i don’t quite understand what you’re talking about, listen, what’s the name of the project , what’s the name of the project, someone tell me, the project, the project is called stars , stars, stars where, stars that are nowhere, just stars,
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no, it doesn’t happen, stars must be out there somewhere, stars in the circus, stars in the ring, stars in africa, stars on ice, so now we have all the stars on ice, and on very thin ice. it’s clear, but the project, the project is just stars, just stars, that is, like, like stars on stars, girl, girl, woman, okay , okay, that’s it, in short, let’s get started, otherwise the producers are already calling ponoyotov, and i i agree, but i have one question, and i know most of the jury, i love some of them, but i don’t know who this young beautiful thing is? lyokh, what are you doing, it’s valya, a carnival, yeah, what’s he doing? no one will ask, okay, that's it, let's start, girl, here's the infection i've been visiting all day, so let's show
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the numbers and let's go! what about you? what will i show the numbers? no, no, lyokha, we can handle it ourselves, thank you. yeah, i'm the only one of you who chipped in all over the world. i will show what i think is necessary. as you say? ok, let's imagine. a fan of alexei chumakov recognized chumakov on the street. in the role of a fan , alexey chumakov, in the role of chumakov, alexander burdashev. at the stop. standing there, smiling, did you find out? well, yes, well, you’re a famous person, let’s take a photo, i’m very friendly, it just seems that i’m arrogant and unpleasant, no one thinks so, stop it, tell me that you ’ve read my book, of course, you have a very wonderful novel,
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uh, yes, it’s a mess, it’s not a mess, you’re talking about they even made a movie about it, yes. a parasha about a parasha, but not a parasha, never talk like that to yourself, alexey chumakov, never, i’m alexey, yes, okay, let me sing a song to your woman , let’s do it on video, come on, which one should i sing, well, any one of two of mine, come on , unusual, unusual, and chumakov is very daring, listen, you, you scum, i look at you and i'm shit, well i am
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now. i'll tell you how it should be, come on, i'll be me , you'll be a fan, okay, come on, i'm not like that at all, look, at the bus stop, hello, hello, good afternoon, can you tell me when the fifty-fourth bus will arrive, stop , stop, please stop the music, sorry guys, if you think that i am an absolute mediocrity, by the way, are you the only one who thinks so? give me 5 minutes, i'll show you how the stage needs to work, okay, let's go, veterinarians also
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have operations, but they are not so dramatic, and this cat died, what’s next for the bullfinch? a couple rides after a joint tarot card reading. who is she? charlatan. tem, i'm serious, who is this? queen of pentacles? yes, how do i know who the queen of pentacles is? i don't even know what pentacles are? well, what is this? drops on your panties? you've already joked like that, tyom! well, just tell me, who is your queen of pentacles? is this katya novikova? no, is this alinka okuneva? no, this is olya zhikhkhareva. this is olya
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zhikhareva. your queen of pentacles, olya zhikharev, super shuremu. how sick are you? okay, come on in your opinion, i am a taurus, an earth sign, and this is stability, calm and order, in contrast to the air ones, who are eccentric and hot-tempered. but you and i have compatibility 86.
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ladies and gentlemen, this show is a test of taiga and her leading man from their game, well, apparently, because this is the only one i look like. we have just had a secret voting stage and by unanimous decision lyubov uspenskaya is leaving the show, open, and i'm on pole, and i'm on pole. for thousands of stars, the fourth time for a song i won’t give immunity, but kharlama, i ate the whole bucket of worms, yes, well
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lord, well, i ate , i ate, well, let’s replace the test, and you will also replace the air in the taiga, yes, he thinks that it’s not felt, everything can be heard, i understand that it can be heard, but that’s it, loving zalman, this has already been decided, you're leaving the project, come on, you know , let's send lebedevo to hell, well... zalman, that's it, let's have your final word, and we'll say goodbye to you, you'll say goodbye to yourself when you meet my fans, they're here they're cutting down a forest nearby, okay,
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i'm off to civilization, goodbye everyone, and you guys, let's die of hunger, garik, are you laughing, if anything, you will be the first canned one, yeah, a stream of water down, greasy waterfalls, let me go, our stars are falling, our stars are falling. flow , well, lech, it’s ok you’ve crammed everyone here, but no, i ’m lyuba uspenskaya, now let her apologize, yes, of course, it’s more convenient to live, yes, much, well, okay, what do we want to say in the end , we’re not worried about the result at all, because zhora kryzhovnikov is sitting on the jury, all the performances have already been leaked online, we won there, that’s it, napoleons, alexey chumakov, thank you, it’s a cat, you’re without zvanka. chumakov and the napoleon team, let
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sergei zhukov tell us, huh? in fact, here , it seems to me, we also looked at each other, here, too, everything is fine with this energy that is there, well, because everything is fast, succinct, understandable, and not drawn out, we smiled, thank you guys for this , well, thank you, seryozha, for your opinion, zhor, there was a feeling that the master, from the moscow art theater, invited some talented guys, played something with them. their pleasure, so they played along with him with pleasure, just like that would be an artist and aspiring people , that’s how i’ll call it, you can immediately see the aspiring director, which is what i am, but nevertheless, how the team would really develop, and there is a feeling that the guys will improve, we’ll wait, yes, there is a complete
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good evening. on stage, the national team of the soviet union. some of you may say that we too young for... for the one who was , yes, for the one who will be, quite well, now you may not like us, but then we’ll leave and you’ll be like, damn, how fun it was, i wish i could come back now, nostalgia, each of us on this stage will represent a certain republic, i, well, obviously russia, and why, i more, i agree, he is belarusian. great, belarus, by the way, is the first in the world in terms of potato reserves, we have the best milk, the cleanest reservoir and salt production. essentially, our economy works to prepare a side dish. what the hell, can i
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go? oops, latvia! what are you doing? well, there are no more monuments, so i decided so. friends, this is latvia, a small baltic republic. but we have a progressive society. our president was a woman. and who was he, a woman? aleikum. khayyrly kesh, khurme hanimdar menen myrzalar, agayan tus, bovyrlar. how many russians are not in kazakhstan, wow, both of them are kazakhs, great, great, great, i said they’ll find out, but you don’t remember, listen, you haven’t seen each other for 100 years, how are you, and what’s new, new,
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you say, by the way, nurdaulet, now one of the most popular directors in russia, yeah , i mean, seriously, what did i not see, but what did he film, by the way, the person in our cinema filmed for you and sold barbie to me ... and oh, everything is fine, kazakhs, kazakhs , it’s cool that you are with us, of course, cool, kazakhstan is the most high-tech country in the union, the highest...
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you read, if i were you, i wouldn’t just throw my friends away, yes, it's true, by the way, i brought something that will cheer up the whole team, here's your mastercard goal, thank you, here's your platinum visa, enjoy the russians, download music, games, and in general, russians, thank you very much from the national bank of kyrgyzstan, the guys send you a huge greeting, by the way, they are already getting ready. film in moscow, no, no, they didn’t have it in their bisket, but wait, wait, you ’re kyrgyz, yes, guys, you’re kazakhs, what’s the doubt, or something, but, but, who are you, i’ll give you a hint , there are one and a half billion of us and we all know how to fight, be careful, he’s a drunk, actually i’m chinese, well, there was no china in the union. are you
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against an alliance with china? well hello red team, hello council, council, i apologize, but who do you represent? i am dagestan, why then in russian folk? and i rented an apartment in moscow this morning, why and how?
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blood, okay, blat, i thought, blatmat, from the heart, blat, please, blad, are you wild, is this the law, what kind of manba are you, are your parents by any chance pirates? no, what, it was a kobzet, if your parents were really pirates, oh marjan, what a delicious pie, but wait, artemi quinoa, why don’t i eat that, what are you saying, no, i don’t eat it either, i’m talking about girl, what an event , oh what an event , can’t you really remember, or something, what an event, he shouldn’t remember, listen, well, he’s not russia, so i should know you, right, i’m russia , what kind of russia are you? what, what kind
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of russia are you, russia is sitting in the hall now, looking , not understanding why the turkish sergei zhukov is waving his fat tail in front of them, russia, i am russia, you are at most moscow, that moscow is not russia or that it is not russia? of course, russia’s hair can’t look up, russia always wearing a hat, because russia has always had a bad haircut, understand? russia cannot have two apartments, russia can have two families and live in one apartment, russia does not fly to the maldives, why? because there are mosquitoes there, most likely.
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wait, so this is, well, no, well, what are you saying, this is, what is this, what is this a cool idea? please listen, we have been speaking for 10 minutes already, everyone is probably wondering which star has assembled our team, well, who do you think can assemble the soviet union? no, well, i have one option, although it’s already he can’t stand up for 100 years, look, it’s either
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gazmanov, or leshchenko, or khazanov , or karemino, oshalet blod, but wait, miguel, what do you have to do with the soviet union? yes , the most direct thing, i’m usually considered a child of the olympics, the 80 olympics, remember? and yes, exactly, when the whole country was still upset that mishka flew away, yes, and my mother was upset that another man flew away. okay, what
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region do you represent? how? khimki, russia? yes, who else is there? who else is there, russia? i have so many questions now, that is, you russia too, he understands me, he answered , he answered, well, yes, i’m russian, no, the fact that you also have a shaman in your tribe, i have no doubt, that’s... well, just, well, just, well, well, you are russia and i am russia, well , well, you and i are completely different, we’re like, well, we’re different, we ’re like, we’re like yin and negro, we’re different, so,
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stop, na, was it charged, or what? what’s going on here in general, but i can’t understand what’s funny, he came, he found time for us, and here you are laughing at him? perhaps now there was supposed to be a basketball game somewhere out there, and he here, he, he, together with dzhekichan , saved the prime minister’s daughter, and it’s him, i’m telling you, it’s him, he, well, look at him, look, he’s the same, well, maybe then he’s somewhere in the evening for the rich will play the saxophone, the blind man, i’m telling you, we, he and i on ntv, won’t just make money, we ’ll win an oscar, thank you, bro, from the bottom of our hearts, we ’re black. there must be, i understand, guys, what 's the use of him, he only knows how to dance, oh, kamon, ah, you've been talking about the soviet union for 15 minutes, i can do it one of you for 30
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seconds show, show, maybe like, show, said, maybe did, osh zhurukti shatygyndai munday shangai.
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i'm sorry, but is there anything from belarus? of course, applause!
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he'll call olympicquota! listen, this is what i thought, guys, if we win this show, yes, well, well, miguel and i will share the money, of course we will share, the man throws in his two lamas, of course we will share , of course it works out if we don’t we'll win, only miguel will lose, well, of course, the man will only throw in his two lamas, well, of course, of course, it turns out that the soviet union will win in any case, of course, it will be in heaven
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, for me it’s super, let’s listen to them, val, let’s start with you, because you’re the only one who doesn’t know what the ussr is, it was interesting, it was powerful, it was spectacular, it was funny, me. .. i got a full range of emotions and i got high, you guys are so great , well done, it was really worthy, very very cool, thank you very much, it was wow, sergey zhukov, listen, well, we’ve already got everything mixed up, this is already not just humorous performances, this is a whole show, miguel, thank you, everyone appreciated it, well no, really. zhora, it’s very cool, and the dramaturgy was built, the crescendo, such
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a quiet, seemingly light, unobtrusive beginning, at the end of the show with dancing, and somehow they gained rhythm and humor, well, in general, uh, it was really great to see it all, thank you very much , great retelling. garik, it was a cool, cool performance, which eventually gained momentum, and now you are another favorite, that’s what i think, thank you, well, now it was the sweetest, it was honey, honey, now with special trepidation , please, artemy, well, the beginning was so-so, but then in the end it became a... you also saw
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taken, this is a star show, we continue , meet the star! and the team she chose, good evening, good evening, hello, hello, hello, hello, stage association south, the most the young team of the project, the stars, to be honest, only thanks to this project they learned what ntv is, okay. immediately with a claim , we don’t understand adults at all, this is soup, yes soup is their first priority, yes, it’s not mother and god, soup is their first priority, how is it without bread, it’s normal without bread, here i am without bread, you see , i don’t go out anywhere without bread, without underpants, that’s how i went out into the street, i forgot my underpants, and i won’t let him fall eight floors, you know, climb up for these underpants, a jacket, a jacket, by the way, you know what you can
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buy a jacket, yes, it doesn’t have to be with some kind of work, he’s going to the store... there’s a lukoil behind him, so a nap during the day, it’s doubtful, but okay, then why save receipts for the utility bill, but why? someone thinks they’ll say like you paid for the light, well , prove it, this won’t happen, no, the scarf actually suits the ass, by the way, besides the anchor, there are other tattoos, if you didn’t know, you don’t have to come to the airport for a month and a half before departure, this is also a fact, yes, i even heard that they straighten the nails, yes they are bobanuts, i tell you i say, what else, what else is wrong with your heels , what’s wrong with your heels, and you can’t get on a plane with such heels, these are edged weapons, you understand, in short, as i understand it, you need to move away from your parents, well, yes, yes, but that’s later, that’s... then now ntv, by the way, ntv, don’t be offended, we’re working here purely for the vk video audience, because we’re interested in pussies, yes, i’m sure, i’m sure that our star will help us 100%, we don’t know
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who it is yet, so meet, meet the star captain of the unification south team, anton shastun. your mother everyone is great, hello, don’t talk, you ’ll get all the girls, damn it, damn it, the name of voronezh, he’ll ruin everything, i’m saying there , you don’t have enough popularity, and you don’t have enough popularity, they print you on all the mugs, your wife is drinking tea, you understand, yes , i’m going to overwhelm him now, but wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, anton, well, well, don’t you understand, well , we just want the youngsters to pee on us, you know? yes, especially useful for children. anton, please give us the dog.
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so, what does this mean? i won't succeed perform with some no-names on ntv. it's a pity. it’s a pity that such a saturday went wrong, of course it’s a pity. come on. that’s it, guys, that’s it, the vk video audience is ours , i’m sure it’s so, well, we’re also going on ntv, yes, here i played it safe, yes, i called the perfect star for this, you all know her, let me start , you continue, great, inimitable polina gaga, gavrilovna, marina fidonkin, everyone, everyone uh. ishkira, how can this not suit her? yes, go crazy, kolyan’s mother. nikitos, what kind of star is this
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? yes bro, there is no such star that she was drinking tarragon, she saw us and started drinking it even faster, so salgup, shut up, got it, remember everything, marina is awesome, she’s on the wave, she’s youthful, i won’t mince that word, she’s sexy, yes, marinochka, you have it boots knee-high, knee-high in what , so, so, this, this is what we take, so we take it like this: a woman like this, like this, a film like this, like this, like this, this film is there, egor, you pull it on, in the end, just pull it, and from somewhere, i, i don’t remember, or how you cut it here on ntv, we don’t know, that means it’s like this, arkharovites, damn it, arkharovites, shut up, but for starters there are three rules, yes, and firstly, don’t paw me, let’s be patient, yes, don’t call me, the pacifier is unreal. well, don’t kiss me on the neck, how can you not kiss me on the neck, how can you not kiss me on the neck, marin, how can you not kiss me so that she doesn’t get upset , come on, you’ve done your best in this show, you’re famous, you’re
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very famous, let's all get high guys, let's go. why is it so quiet? great, great, imagine at the miss world pageant, italy? zhulebina, well, the winner of miss world
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is france, france, we will congratulations, we congratulate you, yes, and are you upset, or something, that you did n’t ask me, but you were also upset, uh -huh, didn’t you understand, or something, this is a dream, that’s it, yes, how did you not understand, is this a dream, is this your caretaker caretaker? do we give passes do we give passes do we give? so , well, well, guys, i think that marina made a wonderful introduction for ntv, just for ntv, although to be honest, in fact, we are from the south, and the south has been feeding ntv content for 40 years, yes, because that as you know, we have the most selective and popular maniacs, but guys, not forget, we go on vk video, yes, and there is our main target audience , so i would like to address our fans,
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hello, hello, you, who are still like that, like you don’t like your mother, you, who shaved your legs for the first time, thought, that this is forever. immediate information for fanfiction. seryozha and slava are very friends, they go karting together. if anything, kirill was born on june 21 at 11:30. this is for you to draw up a natal chart. if we... don't get a point today, it will be the second worst day of your life, the first was when you decided to cut your bangs yourself. this woman with whom we are performing , don’t pay attention, we have nothing with her, she’s cool, yes, she always adds ours after the word kringe, cheerful, wait, i don’t understand, why are you all crowded together, what- then in the twilight you look into the camera somewhere, and you...
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apologize, right? no, marin, we are addressing our fans. yes, oh, well, then you need to address mine, my target audience. she has one important quality. she is solvent. yeah. dear friends, comrades, brothers, fellow tribesmen. arkharovites, finally. these are very good guys. yes, we are different, yes. we’re now staring at different yanks, but i’d like to say one thing: don’t look at their braids, they’re not like that now, you know, bomber jacket, it’s all because not a single stone has come out of them yet, that’s it, we’re together now, unification south, nine chushpans and the mother of a coat. it was a speech by marina
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fedunkev and the south association. let's listen to the jury's opinion. seryozha, marinochka, you are charming, as always, young people, green, as always, but in symbiosis with you, this is a beautiful fire. yes, you are all like that together, well done guys for being here in this program, because after looking at what everyone else is doing, you will have a huge opportunity ahead to kick them in the ass, so don’t be afraid of anything, sit back, gary kharlamov, you often play with marina, yes marinka, hello, you look great, incredible, just look, are you even tanned or what?
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i was confused for the first time, what can you say, great, in summary, please, but what can i say in general about the performance, it’s clear that you tried very hard, really, guys, you’re great well done, but as if, by the way, the question is, i ’m 22, am i considered a pussy or not anymore , no, the question in my opinion, oh well, he understands them, you’re great, well done, the guitar
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grab stars from the sky, they themselves came to us, and also brought money with them, meet the star and the team she chose. before we start, who’s your star, wait , we’re performing, okay, that’s it, there’s no market , i’m just worried about you, i’m not worried, we ’re busy, we’re not worried, astana is on stage, we’re starting, from our beloved capital, dear capital , the viewer remember, our kazakh faces, minimum tension,
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okay, what a pity, of course, that it didn’t work out, what didn’t work out? well, you wanted to do a somersault, i didn’t want to do a somersault, why are you doing it just like that, good evening friends, guys, look, this is a new project, it’s powerful a large-scale project, you know how much money they give for winning here, how much 20 million rubles, 20 million, maybe we’ll add yes, let’s add , and by the way, who will take the main prize, the legends will decide, for example, sergei zhukov,
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so on. cool designer person, and then the famous director zhora gooseberries. duh, director, what are you , gooseberry, director, uh, boy’s word, and a powerful series, i watch all the series, i’m watching the eighth and the eighth, here you are, here’s arttem, and of course, charming, beautiful, valya carnival, valya carnival, valya carnival day, uh, valya carnival, that valya carnival degen ozinin songsy bar.
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and what do you want? i want barbara brilska, she’s elderly, i’ve been wanting it for a long time, what are you doing, what are you kidding me, look, i don’t feel sorry for you, you’re weirdos, you’ve never seen militia, where have you been? is it
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not to love you? uh, are you running into trouble or something, what do you want anyway? listen, eunuch, did you suck juice through a straw when you were a child? yes, sucked? i’ll remove the question during editing, then we’ll see who you are after that. uh, are you running into trouble or what? i don’t understand why? for what? we will wave. uh, that's it, after hesitating , take it, so come on, get ready, let's start. and so come back, come on, the most important moment, friends, the culmination of our performance, the star of the astana team, meet, proharshalyape, handsome, what,
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what, what, ah, what, what? what the hell don't give a fuck, shalyapin, what the hell are you , prokhor, don't give a fuck, that's it, don't meet him , don't meet him, wait, i mean you don't meet him, the man has already left, what difference does it make, he's no stranger to not being greeted when he goes out , that you, hello, azamat, noticed, of course, damn it, brother, hi, how are you, you look great , what are you, a skater or something , you look absolutely gorgeous, in general, such a great fellow , what the hell don’t you give a fuck chaliapin , what the hell are you, listen, azamat, if you don’t like something , you tell me, “yes , stop, what i may not like, stop, please , i’m always for you, you know, with the deepest, i don’t know, mariana-trench respect for you always, are you really a goner, oh, he didn’t turn around, he’s a complete loser, why are you driving me away, he’s not suitable for us at all, at all
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doesn’t suit you, look, daniyar , baurzhan, olzhas, arnad, erkibulan and prokhor, he sticks out, he’ll stand out to you like cherchesov among the fixies, what are you saying, you’re leaving already, he ’s suitable for all the grandfathers there, in his opinion, i really like him to speak for kazakhstan , well, of course, of course, kazakhstan is thousands of years old , you like this, listen, azamat, you hesitated, but i like older women, it’s not just like that, but because they are smart, well-read, interesting, they have the best food pies, u... you say, i hope, what a fucking horror, azamat, actually they called me to sing you’re about pies, right about pies with the kazakhs, come on, top five songs about khoroshaliapin, by the way, it was a powerful joke,
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okay, give me any of your songs, okay, give someone else’s, so that the boys can sing along with you, well , let's sing a song.
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like the ocean, my heavenly love, extraordinary, you see, you see how good it is when you don’t sing, no, of course, azamat, you didn’t let him sing, but no, you didn’t let him, we were rehearsing, brother, you didn’t let him, yes , yes? okay, let's do it this way then, fair enough, i now i’m tossing a coin , the guy runs after it and doesn’t come back, okay, okay, okay, i needed the coin, okay, then that’s it, then it’s
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someone’s mother’s hello, come on, he’s leaving, leaving, leaving, thank you, why are you clap, what what are you doing, why are you spoiling our performance , you kicked out the star, so what now, that there aren’t enough stars, well, who, to hell with the stars in general, well, well , look, for example, take dmitry dzhuzhev, and how to put him in hospital, he doesn’t fit, well, i don’t know, well, let’s think too, here come on, dzhagurda is coming, you also tell anastasia volochkova, seriously, yes, anastasia, okay, okay. good evening, yes
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, not a damn good one, come here, you are kazakhs , are you disgracing yourself, i don’t understand, you invited whom, shalyapin, who next, mukhtar, or what, who is next, chair, dominic joker, who, hello, azamat, noticed, nastyushenka, hello, so cool in general. this, of course, of course, with
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a super-cosmic and deep respect for you, nastyusha, like your twine, you look like a crowd of angels, you saw her social networks, what’s there, there there are more slingshots than soviet schoolchildren, listen, azamat, the fact is that i was invited here. and i was invited here as a superstar and we prepared a very interesting number, i’m sorry, this is not azamat, this is fucked, let him tell him, i don’t want to talk, listen, azamat, we prepared a number on the theme of swan lake, don’t, don’t show swan lake on tv, in russia the association with this is not very good, even with volochkova, people will think that something very bad happened, and so in general nastyusha. honey your eyes the lakes are blue, thank you very much, thank you very much, please, please,
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you could have said without the splits that you are leaving already, thank you very much, it turns out that i love it. you understand , you understand, i kicked out two stars, i already kicked out two stars , who then, who what, i, i, i say, i, i, i say , i, well, speak, speak, whoever speaks, let me talk to you, i say, i wanted to be your star, in general i always wanted to be someone’s star, because to me a star, no one has ever i even invited you, i wanted to be your star, not that i’m always on the jury for the best projects. all the time jury-jury , i don’t want to, that’s not what i wanted, i’m not the host of these best shows, no, no, not these multimillion-dollar
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advertising contracts, well, no, i wanted to be a star, you know, a star, so that by the way, the kazakhs would come, yes, who is their star, is he a fool or something , and zamataliev, of course, that’s what i wanted , you know, i’ve never been called a star, never in my life at all, yes, i wanted to be a star, really, okay, aza, you are our star, yes, hands take yours away, what the hell am i to you, and you’re such a star, it turns out, you see, i didn’t know, i didn’t know, this is the first time i’ve done this, this is the first time i’ve become a star, it immediately turns out to be rotten, you see, who could think, but i really always wanted to come to you, yes, well, yes, what do you think, no one approached me or something, there are other teams that are a little funnier than you, but i wanted to come to you.
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sen menin koqitimsan, izdegin umrdek, kuldi juzga naquvansan, sululikda. you see, you don’t know, i don’t know, you say, but how to perform with you then, it’s easy for anyone announce the number right away, i’ll do it, any number, of course, let’s announce it, go ahead, so, imagine, vladimir putin decides whether he should go to the polls or not, i won’t go anyway. no
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, what are you talking about, we don’t show that, we need our numbers directly, ours, oh, give us yours, any number, ours, easy, well, look, come on, our number, imagine in the animal world in kazakhstan, so, dear friends, here you go we see a young male cheetah slowly approaching us, he is joined by a second cheetah, are you a cheetah? looks like an aramgutang, you're like a cheetah, well done, here comes the third one, but no, the second cheetah is still normal , it turns out that it’s like a bicycle or a compass, you’re a cheetah, okay, here comes
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the fourth, the most... famous cheetah in our jungle, oh, you, you’re a cheetah too, while i was walking , you know what i thought , maybe prokhor is playing tricks after all, dear friends , the astana team has a star azamat musagaliev, azamat musagaliev, my, crazy, yes, you are, but there is a small nuance, here, according to the rules, every star must contribute 2 million rubles to the project, oh, it’s not
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a question at all, what do you have with you, certainly. on the project, for no reason at all , everyone has 2 million, yes, but are you going to count or for everything, well, what’s left is to win the main prize 20 million no not there not 20 there 18 why 18 two are mine and you took from there what oh well everything everything super yes cool 20 million normal money i’ll tell you good money by moscow standards. what is there by moscow standards by kazan standards yes yes big money not like that if we win what will we do well let’s dream i don’t know come on i would probably do it let’s take turns let’s who i would like to buy myself a brand new one a sports car is cool cool i would buy it then wait the guys say come on i would go on a trip around the world since childhood i dreamed of you such a boyish dream yes it’s cool i would
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n’t be well-mannered it turns out you’re not well-mannered you’re sticking out yourself well take turns the guys say take turns, slowly wait your turn , then you’ll say , okay, come on, i’d buy an apartment, well , he’s a family guy, well done, good, masculine, masculine, now, now daniar, yes, now daniar, yes, i would, i would probably for the rest 3,400, but would open a business for the future, he is far-sighted, well done, that’s it, the money has run out, look, well, then go after your dream?
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well, a hat, a hat, okay, a hat, let's sing, where am i and where are you, our dreams lead, it's easy to reach the star, where you and i are, where i am, thank you. astana team and their superstar, let's listen to the opinion, zhor, cool. but now i’m seriously saying, this is very charming, this is again some kind of acting existence, adorable orangutan-cheetahs, you are very good, by the way
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, on the spot, very, so to speak, such a cherry, but the cake, really, from start to finish, and you are also so musical, without any, without any... another 100% favorite, another team favorite of today's festival, another favorite, here are some favorites, some favorites, azamat , you, azamat, were lucky with the guys, and not you with him, guys, because in fact, you
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would have done your job absolutely just as well without him , and zamat, well, you are handsome , jokes aside, i absolutely fully agree with the words, these are really very talented guys , wow, guys, you are super cool.
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well, on this note, thank you, and artem says: thank you, thank you, great performance, yes, that artemy, of course, you have the floor, of course, ok, that’s a lot in his language, no, that’s a lot, just ok, well, astana, thank you very much, see you. a little later, thank you, we are for humor to always be with us, information partner of the show stars, radio humor fm, listen to bright shows with
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well, the decisive moment has come, what we, in fact, called you all here for, no, not a banquet, now you must decide who to give your point to, the teams that received points will have an advantage in the next stage, therefore , only someone’s fate depends on your... decision. so, artemy, out of harm’s way, let’s start with you, no one, yourself. i only have one point. artemy, you have one point, 10 teams, 10 stars, you can give only to one star and its team. yes, i would n’t give it to anyone, of course. because there was a lot of unfunny stuff, and
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then little by little everything got better, in general, in the end i began to be at a loss as to who to give this point to, because even though there was a choice, so did we... falls on denis dorokhov and regions, team denis dorokhov and regions , one point, thank you, thank you, zhora, who are you giving your point to, there was a lot of funny stuff today, it’s very difficult to joke, you need to hit the mark, you need to be accurate, that’s what i would do if there were more points , would give them away...
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lived, but i only have, just one vote, and i will choose like a girl, with my heart, exclusively, yeah, so i choose dzhigan and the krasnoyarsk national team. dzhigan, krasnoyarsk team, one point, sergey zhukov, it turned out to be such a truly unifying program.
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true, now this is not any flattery , nor any kind of hypocrisy, true, everyone is cool, but we have a long way ahead, it will be interesting how events will develop, but for now i would like to give my point to the astana team, yes, astana - one point, mind you, i didn’t name the star, i didn’t say azamat team oson, but we heard everything, wrote it all down, no corruption, of course, we understand. it’s just that the national team remains, of course, we said so, that’s it, thank you, so dzhigan and the krasnoyarsk team, philip kirkorov, get points and the wrestlers team, dmitry malikov, the
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come closer, look at each other eyes, this will be the most mind-blowing battle, well, let's begin, kudryavtseva vs. reva, grandmother vs. easy-going grandmother, shake hands, we are waiting for this battle, we are waiting, good luck! next duel: miguel
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ussr team, who would you like? hell knows, i didn’t see anyone, druzhinina, yes, out of habit, i’m against it. dzhigan from the krasnoyarsk national team, come closer, even closer, it will be the most intense, this is an advertisement for a billiard room, there will be an intense duel, look into each other’s eyes, light versus darkness, it’s unclear who is who, yes. i'm for honest duel, shake hands, we are waiting for this
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duel, let's move on, marina fedunkev and the south association, against dmitry malikov of the russian national team, i can’t say anything like that. like this, like this, it will be a long-haired duel, firstly, fedunkev against malikov, the star of perm against my distant star. kore versus lamb, shake hands, we are waiting for you, thank you, interesting, the young man prompts, come on quickly, azamat musagaliev and
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astana, oops! against, uh, someone will definitely be unlucky, brother against brother, alexey chumakov, napoleons, the procedure is necessary, lesh, this will be a laugh-out-loud duel, a super presenter against a moderate singer, a comedian against a coupletist. see you, well, finally, who , who is already clear to everyone, who is there, if someone is watching, denis dorokhov, regions, i said who , who, who, who, who, who,
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philip kirkorov and fighters. well, don’t interfere, just a little bit, i’ll ask you right here to spark something between you, dorokhov against kherkorov, dorokhov against kherkorov, outrageousness against slightly restrained outrageousness. the king of pop against the king's asses, or in other words, the king and the jester, shake hands, well, friends, where else will you see this,
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only in the show of stars on ntv in vk video, serious and very funny confrontations await us, see you in duels, the fight for 20 million has begun, something incredible awaits us all, this is a show of stars, my name is azamat musakaliev, see you in a week, bye. this is a show of stars, duels denis dorokhov, let me go, let me go against philip kirkorov,
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i’m actually a singer, and i do taxi for the soul, while there are no concerts. me nature deceitful bent and deprived of beauty and height, ugly and distorted, i sent him into the living world, that’s how i see luntik, it’s a housing problem, yeah, a million-dollar secret, all my ex-women started with the letter a, amen, where are you going, i don’t i want to start. why is the project so cruel, because today someone will leave, the stars, today denis dorokhov and the regions and philip kirkorov and the wrestlers will meet face to face, on saturday at 21:20 on ntv.
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good evening, fellow citizens, today we will tell you how the connection of russian channels turned off the brains of the platvian authorities, who advisers to the grandfather of american democracy, who in the macron family carry eggs, well, in the sense of brut, and now about everything in more detail, today in the program you will not find out how all the attempts of the ukrainian armed forces soldiers end. master new models of western weapons. how emmanuel macron is waiting for a call from the kremlin. how does ukraine dance to the western tune? you already saw in the previous program.

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