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series, i thought i couldn’t wait , 5 minutes silence, new season, they risk themselves saving people. from monday at 20:00 on ntv. i turn to you first because you are closer. yes, yes, i'm closer, in principle, yes. can i ask azamat a question? certainly. garik, i have known him for many years. i see azamat for the second time in my life. the first time i saw him was just now, at the premiere of the film “mother-in-law,” in which garik played one of the main roles, but he was unattainable, so i didn’t go to meet him. doesn't matter. guzeev was already blocked there. i was fishing in your area in the summer and passed by city of kamyzyaki, i thought that in fact kamyzyaki did not exist on earth, when i saw this - not a banner, but a sign, a sign, yes, immediately, because it is for sale, immediately, yes, i immediately thought about you, because we
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never really communicated, what kind of music were you brought up on, where did you come from, soy, movie group, mom forced... uh, play, if she says, if you play the guitar, play the songs that i like, so i had to learn songs that mom would like to hear, and generally in secret, but tell me, do you or garik write the music, be silent, azamat and the guys are responsible for the music , lately i have been responsible for the words, and at first, for the first time azamat, a very very complete answer, at first i. then he , well, actually with garik it’s very easy to describe the text, because when there is a line of some length, usually a couple of syllables are missing, he says, there are beautiful words, but i’m talking about the first song, yes that’s why it’s missing, come on let's add all this, no, well, yesterday we broke
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a record for writing, we wrote a song in about 7 minutes, probably, we wrote yes, but we ’ll get to it, yes, i hope, but tell me, what kind of music did you grow up with, what did you grow up with oh? by the way, i completely agree with tsoi, but my period of life is connected with tsoi, vysotsky, my dad loved vysotsky very much, and then i moved to the states, i studied there, and there, of course, there was nirvana, yes, that’s a shame, and you only have tsoi, yes, my uncle listened, there was always a time machine cassette in the car, always, so, i wanted to say, you know this one roughly, if you are familiar, of course, with creativity, and also... education, i can’t, just take it there , we had one player, a tape recorder, then it was called, and there was no such thing that i had my own yuri antonov, you know, we just have a cassette, there and i can listen to it, no, then , what parents listen to, forced to listen to, tolkunova, antonov, disco of the eighties,
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and so on, and then it went there, and such an amazing ending, yes, and yes, from boniem to bathing a monkey in warm water. yes, yes, and of course, we have a long way to go, you will be releasing an album, we really want to, really we want, but in my opinion we have a collection of compositions there, but we don’t know how to do it, and the album is generally what, how is it done, well, we have never released anything in our lives, except for surprise, so here we will work on with this, work, come on, the next composition needs to be explained, the fact is that i... am a fan of this character, and we suddenly decided to write this song - about him, batman, the name of the song is
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, where were you all night, brute, where you all night? wore, you are puffing again dog, where were you a piece of tebil, where were you wandering around, where are you climbed? hang out with someone under the fence? what kind of cloak, what kind of pants? where have you been, tell me? i'm batman, who? batman? what are you talking about? burgu, batmanon, i 'm going to die, right now i'll give you the floor, batmanon i
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i, listen, azamat’s vocal part reminded me of a story, remember, there was a song “pair, para-para, everything is yes, yes, and there was a man specially hired for the concert tour, who creaked with a worn saddle, he went out to microphone and did so, went back , i wonder how much he was paid for this , it was a history of bets, but still a serious person with a higher education, with some kind of musical education, i am a serious person, in any case, azamat, you have where, what i can’t play on the guitar, that’s why i reproduce it like this, i have the same one, i don’t have any musical education at all, that’s why i talk to music when we what, yes, otherwise you’re in the palette of musical sounds failed. that's how we became a group,
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strictly speaking, but a group with such the name, of course, should be the most abnormal rider, in fact, we are as simple as possible in this, we only need water and a toilet, nothing else, but i want to tell you that we hired a special person, a great rider master, and we want to invite him to the stage, to be honest, i don’t know who... wow, hello, that looks a lot like me, in my opinion, but no, it’s you, bastard, good evening, hello, vadim galygin, completely unexpected, we don’t even have the same physique found out, yes, the water bearer, which means that next ryder banana, thank you, please hold the applause. thank you, but still, look , swimming, a monkey in warm water
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, there is warm water, try it, it’s warm, bananas, well , i see, yes, so, water, so that these are tubes, tubes, but tubes are a symbol, you are a group young, so at first you will have to suck, then i heard you write lyrics, that is, you have 7 minutes, and the biggest record, approximately, rename the group, bathing a monkey in the cold. water, so in cold water everything is shorter, less text, fewer rehearsals, and shulivych will figure out how to wrap warm water in the tv there, i’ll wrap it up, cold water there, hey, you can perform at easter, okay, guys, i have 16 more groups, have a good concert, thank you, thank you.
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after about a month and a half or two, the film has already been shot, and he says: it’s so urgent, where is the song? i, ah, clearly, i’m calling azamat, it’s night, i say, azamat, trouble, i promised that there would be a song. it’s not there, what’s he talking about and we meet in the studio, here it is - it was written in, well, how much, well, in one night, not before, i watched the programs, and there the performers ask how this song appeared, he says: i was sleeping at 3:00 a.m., for some reason all composers always call each other at 3:00 a.m., this really happened to us, we met at 3:00 a.m. he arrived at the studio, all the guys arrived without
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a single note, not a single word, and so the mother-in-law’s song was born, which can be seen in the movies. with us for many years, with us for many years, with us for many years, a lot, joy and beta, joy and bet, joy and... no, constantly these wise words of yours, you can’t help but listen to them, because you gave me heights, with you life is just some kind of movie, everything you say to me merged into one thing, be, be, be, be, be, be, be,
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garik , tell me, is there some hidden meaning in these words, boo-bubu-boo, baba-ba? well, i just remembered what my mother-in-law told me in my previous two marriages, here i am approximately this. i understand, i read an article about you, and it was written there that you developed a sense of humor as a child, having received a concussion, hitting a cross, no, i fell on remember, there were such huge soviet real batteries, i was a month old, probably four or five, my grandmother put me
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on the sofa, well, in full confidence that i couldn’t crawl, she went there somewhere for about 5 minutes, i still... learned to crawl right there and hit my head on this story, after that's why i started joking right away, right away, listen, and tell me, is this a fake story or not, that you were at school, studying in some kind of primary classes, having familiarized yourself with the photoshop program, yes, yes, you, yes, made the headmistress, in my opinion , the main teacher of some porn stars, the physical education teacher, the physical education teacher and the headmistress participated to sodom and gomorrah, they had it there, i posted it on several floors and some... guy, most likely it was a security guard, turned me in, right during mathematics they called me to the director, there was this physical education teacher, a physicist, physicist, a red physicist sat and the headmistress, i am a pack of these homemade ones photographs, and physics
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, i’m developing, because now the world has become bigger there, i see more people, but before i saw a lizard there and kept running after it all day, but how did you get into kvn with such a background, i don’t know , he was just talking to himself, he says, when did you learn to joke, i say, i’m not joking, all this time i ’m not joking, friends, all this time he’s been telling the truth, that is, the okyn version, yes, yes, in fact, yes, well, i spent a lot of time with my grandfather, who joked very sparklingly, with any grandfather, with someone else’s grandfather, just with some spent time with my grandfather, just any stationary grandfather, playing
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, just a stationary children’s, so let’s go, but i had a craving for the stationary grandfather, now i actually feel a certain trepidation, because when a person is on the left of the stage it’s always very exciting, i’m at a distance outstretched arm. it’s true, that is, i’m closer, yes, let’s go further, then, even more so, well, i’m earlier with my inpatient grandfather than you, the song “ode to the ass.”
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it happens that you meet a dude, he behaves like a moral freak, and he seems to have lost his mind, but you definitely feel normal with his ass, maybe you'll meet a guy who laughs, jokes, and speaks beautifully. and he doesn’t look like an asshole at all, but his ass, his ass feels like an asshole, i feel it with my ass, i feel it with my ass, with my ass, i feel it with my ass, i feel it with my ass. people and my ass is my permanent talisman, it was given to me so as not to go crazy, where my head finds words, there
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i rely only on her, i trust her unquestioningly, i can trust her with absolutely everything. so much so that i almost don’t check, she is my friend, she is always with me, there is no need for unnecessary conclusions, the ass has only one problem, she is always looking for adventures, i feel it with my ass, i feel it with my ass. i feel it, i feel it, people.
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it will happen if you cross pubic lice with fireflies, you know, you lift the blanket, and there is las vegas , well, let's move on, tell me, well, since you are not real musicians, no, no, of course not, that is, you have no musical education, then naturally, there must be some kind of profession that you studied, because looking at you, looking at azamat, i understand that your parents are normal, who always told you foolish children, first get a normal profession. and then you can work as anyone , and the first one is that i am by education, yes, but can you hear us at all, yes, i hear, i just don’t, i ’m just used to understanding where the question is, there was no sign, there was no sign, okay , i’ll tell you differently, here you are playing and singing, but where did you work, i’ve never worked in my life, i graduated from university as a fishery inspector, i had to catch poachers,
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and i couldn’t. they are faster, look, a poacher is catching a fish, that’s right, to catch a fish, you have to think like a fish, of course, according to me, to catch a poacher, you need to think like a poacher , but how do you catch him? school in the piano class, so-and-so, fortepiano , by the way, i saw you play the guitar, decently, guitars, it happened completely with... by accident, because i hated piano, i had to finish school in the piano class, that’s when i finished, i left this building, i forgot everything at once specifically, because i really wanted to play the guitar and went to learn to play the guitar myself, and as a child my mother took me to kamazik children’s art school number eight, i don’t know where the seven previous ones were, but here are the eight, they are around, and i was little, i was getting ready for first grade and they wanted me to go straight to this accordion, my mother wanted me for some reason, the teacher
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gave me a hand like that... i remember knocking like that, well, repeat, and i couldn’t just because i was like that, well, well, she took her mom out, she says she has no hearing, wait, here hearing, but a sense of rhythm, probably , well, they told me like this, she came and i remember that she was crying, she tells my father that he has no hearing, my father says that you have no hearing, i didn’t understand that, there is no hearing , i say, well, we are talking, how come there is no hearing, no, well, it turned out that there is, i don’t know,
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gradually gradually i got to alexander vasilyevich, that is, we became champions of the university first, then champions of moscow, then they started playing there on tv, so i’m not a good manager, to put it mildly, there are many rumors that you never come at the appointed time , this is very difficult for me, that’s not the point, i ’m amazed, you came 2 hours before the shooting, brother, it’s true, yes, you respect us, but what as far as our group is concerned, he is never at a loss. dissatisfied guys on the other side of the screen , there is nothing on the planet that they would like, if you suddenly decided to share your opinion, be prepared for these someone to destroy you in an instant, no matter what the joke or not...
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so you decided with this in the morning post a joke about the dollar or a funny song you sing about auto industry at this very second you will wake up an anthill and from all possible grams you will wash yourself, no joke, no joke, and you and the idiot will rattle off a couple of phrases. previously, everything was a simpler opinion, they shared houses, there was a brothel, smelly and full of fields, but then everything changed, the field suddenly became public, and now in
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the public field we get drink, joke or not, you’re a cretin, you’ll dash off a couple of phrases, they won’t be for sure, most likely yes, but the haters on the network wanted to write something, so we wrote it, i want to ask you two, the first concerts, what kind of spectator was it that came to see you at the age of five,
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at the age of five, i remember my aunt mocked me, there was a guitar, she said: you know how to play the guitar, i was five or four years old there, i said yes, the whole clan usually gathers there, she came out. meet the people 's artist of sofran, the musagaliev clan, yes, meet there the people 's artist of the soviet union, azamat musagaliev, and i went out, like that, she just mocked me, just sang everything, i remember, sang across the seas, across the waves, like that, so do i i loved performing this, i couldn’t stop , she told me, go and rest for now, they sat there and had a feast, then they let me out again, with the same song, with the same song along maryam on the waves, i thought that it was me who was her came up with it, went all the time, this is my first performance, and in general in the school kvn, me? at the age of 5 there was a kremlin christmas tree , new year in the kremlin for children, yes, i remember, but i thought you were lying, that you performed in the kremlin at the age of 5, i swear, and there was a microphone standing there like that, i was wildly wondering how you say i can hear it very much, i ran out of the stage, since
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i can be heard, my mother ran pale , took me from the stage, said everything, let's leave, don't, don't, i was still eager for this microphone, and i liked it so much that i think i basically, i’ve been doing humor exclusively for 25 years. well, my sister and i , for some reason, i didn’t understand why they took me there, but then his songs thundered very loudly, and the whole kamyzyak, the whole district cultural center sang songs with him, so he sings, sings, sings, in some moment he says: and now the song is beyond the danube,
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i remember some kind of beginning, just like that, the audience begins to go down there to the stage, they start dancing near the stage, and my mother tells me: go dance, i told you, go dance, everyone is dancing, and you! didn’t sing anything, i remember this face of his , this little bit of his face, too, this little bit of a sad face, he just looked at me like that, and then he went on to sing, i swear, i walked with such a scandal, my mother said, you came on purpose uncle ,
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didn’t do anything, it was such a shame, years passed there, in my father’s car there was my mother’s cassette of some song and here she turns on songs, some of her songs, or on the radio, suddenly i was sitting in the back seat , as soon as this song starts, she immediately turns on me like that, remember, you bastard, without words, without words at all, that’s... always , well done mom, well done mom, yes, yaroslav evdakimov, huge hello, yes, that’s the point of what we, we usually sing songs with humor, but there are songs without humor, one of them is called a play.
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we continue the performance, come to the carpet in our old establishment, you are both spectator and actor, round-the-clock performance, candles they burn evenly, go through the looking glass and sit in the first row, here we have no intermission, lunch breaks, if you haven’t gotten into the plot, decipher the plot, think for yourself, improviser, if you are a strong artist, but the plot goes according to plan, with us the best screenwriter, the plot changes instantly, few people predicted, sometimes at the same time, the beginning. to the final, you love here and you hate, you fall
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monkey bathing on tv, we are here. gary khalamov, azamat pasaliev. don’t twitch the code, i understand, the boss, where did he get such manners from, what he did, he threw out of the car the wrong person whom others would have liked. yesterday i also managed to break the nose of the austrian envoy. i already want it. what kind of russian guard am i, honestly? i am an expert from the brain to the bones, and not an armchair, but a typical garbage cat. here in st. petersburg i can’t defend you, sorry, but hiding vyborg for the time being is an opportunity yes, the watering captain , the order has arrived, since we’ve met, i want to believe , we’ll work together, the estate of a brutal cop with an alpha male, he walked into the office, i immediately wanted to know where he even came from, what’s the difference, it’s all the same to bring him down anyway it’s necessary, you’re starting off a little steeply, andrey, but will there be problems with the capital letter if the car is burned? so it didn’t happen without the yunesovskys, who is it and what is it? i don’t collect tribute from everything, big
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my application? from march 7 to 14:00 march 17. on the public services portal from march 5 to 11. everything will be like at a polling station. yes, members of the election commission and observers will come, give out a ballot, and they will also bring a ballot box, but of course, for home voting they use sealed portable boxes. that's good, and i'll vote. garik, and i think you played in some american theatrical productions? yes, there were musicals, that is, did he sing and act? yes, this is a roof, a roof clamp. the story is that jews are expelled from the village, and accordingly there is also a russian one, that is, the role of a russian, i played a role, the role of a russian, i played brilliantly, because i spoke russian perfectly, that is, at that time, yes, everyone was very happy about it, cats, cat, well, that is
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, there, yes, yes, thank you, thank you, it was a theater, there, as i understand it, some people had some kind of friendship with each other of you there, well, my music started when we came up with eduard the severe, so i sing these, we also have eurovision, where we are now with demis, before that with garik arterosyan we sing remakes of famous songs, like this, like this, separately, this is the first time, and my uncle took a guitar , there was a seven-string guitar hanging in the garage, he
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pulled out this bridge, made me a six-string guitar, showed me a few chords, i sat here all day - on my mother’s tip, my mother’s songs, but i see you haven't forgotten them, by the way. three chords, no, why did my mother force me to learn these songs? so that when my girlfriends come to my mother , her, there’s no such entertainment there, entertainment is just that, well, let’s go visit each other, see each other during the day, then in the evening pretend that we haven’t seen each other, aunties and some women come , my mother’s friends, i’m in the fifth, sixth grade, so my mother said, come on, play for us, that you can play something there, and here i am when i was young. here's a fifth grader, film with older women like this, continue, well just imagine this picture, women, adults, wine, and the moon was shining through my window. a strand of hair has appeared, yay, and now
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i don’t need the moon, and you managed to melt the lady’s heart, and the moon began to shine brighter, i’ll ask my daughter for a scarf, yay, so i can go on a date with you, and i’ll... play, okay, go to yourself, that’s okay , go to your place, and first go remember some other one, now i’ll call you, when i’m there, it was very beautiful, very, why
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didn’t you sing it to me before, because i’m not your mother , attention, make-up adjustments, frames, in my opinion, this is some kind of scoundrel, i feel , well, now i... well, how do you like the joke, hello, uncle zhen, take me as your co-host, let's make an apartment at margulis and dorokhov, otherwise they'll screw me they don’t take the name anywhere, why swimming, okay, let me undress. well , i didn’t spoil anything for you, let’s return everything back, you can’t do that, there you go, you have a place, dorah, a place, that’s it, i’m there
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, that’s where i came with, brother, with a dance, come on , and at your place, of course, of course, by the way, i watched the apartment show with leps, it was recently, it seems like, yes, well, about a year ago, yes, but well, by our standards, relatively recently, by the way, about the same. grisha and i recorded this song, the next one, which is called years, in general we sing this song with leps, but today, for lack of it, she will dance expensively, a little more expensively, it’s true, that’s it, let’s go, yes, years, come on, oops , they started laughing at something, come on, and we’re singing this song, yes, let’s do it again, i thought lep would just sing this song, okay, okay, let ’s do it again, oops, holum, i’ll have some vodka, graphite, and
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a glass , but i don’t need a glass, here i am dulechka, the heart doctor forbade it, and prescribed water for my vessels, well, don’t shoot it, i need vodulich. the heart doctor forbade me and prescribed me baada for blood vessels, not sivoy, shish kebab with french fries, bring plenty of it, just try it, the gastroenterologist forbade me all this, looking through my intestines with a colonoscope through my ass, the gastroenterologist forbade me all this, quiche... nick with an aplonoscope, oh these years, years, years, years, years, years, years
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, what else can i say, years, years, years, years, years, i began to take it very painfully, grizi, lackey, i have the best larvae, without a sauna, we just let's chat. the urologist painfully took the scraping of the urethra with his finger and threatened me rectally, but it’s a secret, the urologist painfully took the scraping of the urethra with his finger and threatened me rectally, the joint around, the accumulation of salts, goodbye caroms on the billiards, bring nesikhov, a tanometer. quickly the whiskey is knocking like burrs on backgammon, oh these years, years, years, years, years, years, years!
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what else can i say, years, years, years, years, years , they are not garbage, you can’t run away from them, in memory, in memory, in memory there is a gap, in old photographs i don’t recognize faces, why yesterday again, my they shot the porsche, oh yes. i remembered, they were birds, come on, yes, years , years, years, bastards, years, years, years, years, bastards, years, years, years, years, bastards, years, years, bastards , years, bastards, years , let's go, yes!
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brother, you saved the concert, of course, it’s good that you didn’t come to the performance to sing. what other numbers do you have? oh, everything is about the same, the same, but it continues to grow , huh, no, actually the company is excellent, the atmosphere here is always very warm, pleasant, great viewer, thank you very much, god bless you, low bow, they already told us that we have a project, by the way, yes, yes, we started with this, yes, but the road is part of this ensemble, he is generally like a garkusha for us, well, that is, ours,
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just like that, wait, he then i have to walk around in ridiculous suits, talk nonsense, but can’t you see, in fact, they reject me in every possible way, but it’s okay, you don’t need to call me especially, i always come on my own, so everything is fine, well, this is a form of love, we you, we love you, thank you, then continue singing, yes, we have a pair song with azamat, after all, azamat sings beautifully, much better than me, she’s called, although, wait, dorah, that she’ll just walk around, and you shouldn’t have given him a microphone, right? yes, i’ll listen to the concert too, the hockey song, i really want to in winter, i want to see the sea as a green wave, calm my eyes, but it costs so much that
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it’s not worth it, it’s a steward somewhere. and then for one, and i also have a family, it’s twice as expensive, and this is provided that we don’t take children, fuck you, sea, you’re too expensive, we ’d rather be all family, go to hockey, hockey, hockey, hockey and it became more fun because there are places in the darker light, hockey, hockey, hockey, it became more fun because there are places in the darker light, hockey, as if you were crazy, go to a sanatorium,
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massages, panis, saunas, fishing, and wine, but it’s so worth it that it’s worth it it’s not worth it, it’s about a hundred, and that’s for one person, and i’m also with my family, it’s twice as expensive, we’ll save up on this without kindergartens and schools, go to the sanatorium, you’re too expensive, damn it, we’d better all go as a family, go to football, football, football, football, rats. the skagol sat in the cold and went home, football, football to football, the little one beeps goal, sat in the cold and went home to football.
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i i understood what dorah is in your team , it’s pure boning, remember, there was one black guy there, really, he danced, deniska, and you sing something, but no, i... if only i were a little younger with a different face, i if i were so good to you, i would have acted unkindly, i would have thrown away the mess, so you need that you
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i recognized these torments of hell, which we constantly suffer, poor, unfortunate me, so that you, my clear angel, would cry in vain, so that you would cry, sob, break your little hands, and remember me. i would have consoled you like that all night long, no less kissed your neck and shoulders, thank you, thank you, let's go, thank you, we have one more song without, although no, with some kind of humor, in short, okay, nicotine.
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the night is the creepy stars of the forest belt, the moon is floating in a puddle underfoot, and the forester volera got excited and put the opyat in an old backpack, everyone loved him, and then they forgot, he remained on the ground he is alone and rides toothless, smiling in a group. a man in love with nicotine, a man in love with nicotine, everyone knew valera as
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a local star, he flew to moscow to play in a field of miracles, gave the leading bank cucumbers, immediately lost the first three players. everyone loved him, and then they forgot, he was left alone on earth, walking without a sub, smiling rudely, a man in love with nicotine, a man in love with nicotine. night, moon and stars, forest belt, nature is frowning, a thunderstorm has gathered, no relatives, no
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loved ones, no loved ones, stayed with valera just a pack of cigarettes, everyone loved him, and then they forgot, he was the only one left on earth, walking. tooth, smiling roughly, a man in love with nicotine, a man in love with nicotine. listen, i wanted to ask you something, you had a vocal instrumental ensemble with the linear name lips, yes, so you sang, in my opinion, big.
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it’s right on the ruble, on a piece of paper, yes, there with points, with all this - i have a trick there, you sing not to a media file, but to a real real orchestra, oh well, yes, to a guitar, to drums, to trumpet guys, that is, in this is the trick of music, then there must be musicians who know the whole repertoire, i went crazy with them for 2 months and they know the whole repertoire, but they literally hear the first square, then they play then, cool, yes , wait, here are the karauki, well there he sings , who doesn’t... you come across such stupid people that of course, of course, musicians who play great listen to all this crap, i , for example, heard your songs in different interpretations, completely different ones, there were good options , no, there are actually such guys, they they are called carookers, they come and sing professionally, but there are others, the rest sometimes come to very badly distort some good songs, no, well, you remember, this is a joke, i said that they are actors.
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who was there? he now tells me: i’m afraid of this place, i don’t remember anything, but it was cool, by the way, we had grisha lebs, i invite you, come sincerely, it’s great, but this is the second time you’ve invited me to another place, that is, the first time you invited me to some show where you wanted to fuck me, now that means karaoke, okay, i’ll come , that’s it, choose either to sing karaoke or to shit on the show, well, two options suit me, ladies and gentlemen, these are the artists dove. thank you very much
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for inviting us, we are incredibly pleased, it’s true, let’s continue playing, let’s, of course, the song is a member of the family, my favorite, there’s been a commotion in the family this morning. everyone writes igor, you’re a sucker, you’re a sucker, and even an sms from your mother, son, how inattentive you are, oh-oh-oh, oh , yes, what is it, what is it, wow, wow, sent daddy fucked, and i wanted him send it to the girls, wow , wow, sent it to my dad, i had to make such
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a mistake, wow, wow, sent it to my dad, but i wanted to send him away, wow, wow, sent it damn, that had to be such a mistake. the father is a serious man, he has seen a lot in his life, but... his son sent such a revelation for his birthday, dad, dad, dad, poor dad, how to delete everything from whatsapp, wow, wow, sent to my dad dick, and he's
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foamy like dixie bananas, wow, wow, sent by dad yaldak, he small, but it fit on the screen, wow, wow. sent vati elda, he probably needs to come over and apologize, wow, wow , sent vati elda as soon as he is discharged from the hospital, a real, real family member, a real family member, a real, real family member, a real family member , a real, real family member, a real family member, a real, real family member, a real family member,
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the company of a monkey. on the tv at the apartment ginnaya tv. so the main thing for us is what? mountains, sea. let's go to the beach. hey, gentlemen, rescuers, are you even on duty or where? which beach? sea. where are you going? is it dangerous. now the nemaryanskaya depression will not be lost. mountains. well yes, great idea. you just go down one gorge. our fate is like this, forward. and fire. everyone go to work.
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mom, i have a lot of life with this connected, i don’t know, she decided so in childhood. i say, i need to get a haircut, well, i was just, well, just , well, i had a lot of hair, she says: no, we won’t cut your hair, we’ll wait until your hair grows long, we’ll give you a hairstyle for life. , i mean, well, she says, because now all your hair is perpendicular to your head, absolutely every hair grew like this on mine, she tells me: you need to make sure that the hair under its own weight lies the way it should lie and... we were sitting watching on tv, there was a concert going on group nana, i remember it right now, because this is a trauma for me, and we looked, she gave me this, what is it called a massage comb, a soviet plump comb, on the back there is a mirror, she defined my parting like this, she tells me :
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i combed my hair in this direction the whole concert, i sat like this the whole concert, she just watched the concert, periodically looked at me like that, well, since then i’ve been different, i mean, you haven’t changed. hairstyle, it doesn't change differently, it's just her, that is your tops went along the fibers in one direction, yes, yes, that’s it, the forest is only growing more there, your hair fracture happened here, an open hair fracture, yes, yes, you broke your hair, cool, well, such a monkey and such a bathing, yes, here is a song about unrequited love that was and ended, let's go , how could you do that, just left,
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packed your things, panties from the bathroom, with a willow tree by the pond , cried and sobbed, drunk kissed your telegram profile, pooped a couple of years of your pillow, oh-oh-oh, the smell of your hair, the smell hair. i wish you didn’t meet someone better in life, i wish you didn’t get along with him, because i’ve been looking for you all my life and didn’t fall asleep at night with my phone in my hand, and the spark came together in me, still in love, everything i could imagine give away. the blind man has a failure, peonies,
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bitch, everything is at your feet, heart and condoms, how could you do that, just left like that, in the four corners, i’m sobbing. i’m digging, i loved you, i almost didn’t drink, i even allowed your profile on telegram, i and you stopped loving your pillow, ah-ah, what a pain in the smell of hair, you never met someone in life it’s better, but... you haven’t calmed down for me,
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pink boss, stone glass, small people look at the banana, there is paper stalin, there is a crystal crab, yellow dogs, they wash their women, i am a huge knight, give me pants. i know all the crazy songs in ezuz, two green birds fall on a nail , they ride with me, there’s a raccoon and an elk, goodbye mom, goodbye dad, i’m going to rehap, i’m going to rehap, goodbye mom, goodbye dad, i'm going to priham, i'm going to reham rehat.
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i'll look to the right, salmon live there, i forgot. at the dacha, a thigh bone, an old bell, it smells like caramel, it looks succulent, i hate red, i hate it, show me the cheese, by the evening today, i will lead the world, coffee-cuttlefish, liver and merchant, when we get there, i’m fucked, goodbye,
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mom, goodbye, dad, i’m going to rehat, i’m going to rehat, goodbye , mom, goodbye, dad, i’m going to briha, i’m going to rehap, kodu-i’m going to grihat forever, dear friends, god grant that none of you go to reham. lead a healthy lifestyle, love each other, kiss each other, hug each other, enjoy each other, god bless everyone, monkey bathing, goodbye mom, goodbye,
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hello, this is dachny otvet and i'm victoria banina. today we will remodel the kitchen and living room for the ushmodin family. and anton pavlovich chekhov will help us with this. it was he who became the source of inspiration for the project designer inna fainstein. she plans to grow meadow plants on the living room walls. collect all family at a large wooden table for pies , weave the light warmly with macrome thread, in the kitchen start everything from scratch , you dive in first, come in, then go there, maria nikolaevna and nikolai alexandrovich have always been easy-going, this is our wedding a trip is a must
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, that’s why fate didn’t make him wait, he came to moscow to see barat, and luda said: this one of yours will be, and this one of mine will be smaller, and we still didn’t know who they were or what they were, well, that’s it it worked out, she married lyosha, i did married to kolya, they have been together for 49 years , come on, we still have to live for so long, so much, so much, one more hundred years, god forbid for you, for you, the joint trip only strengthened the family, we visited germany on duty.
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we weren’t, let’s go there , let’s go, he didn’t complain to me and never refused, we were there, let’s go there, let’s go, we’re bored sitting in one place, more evenly, yes, yes, yes, just like that, in nikolai alexandrovich’s house every carnation knows, because the whole family built it, when the sons grew up from... it became clear that shmodina had a city two-room apartment not enough. didn't you connect here? so, now, that's it, try it. alexander, alexey and vladimir helped their parents with enthusiasm. so many hands were dealt with quickly. in ninety-seven we bought a plot of land, and 3 years later we moved in. we came here on friday evening and all weekend we worked in this house, we lived in a two-room apartment, the three of us lived in one room, here, of course, we each have our own rooms, here we are. this is what he pushed, now the elders are in charge of the house, but the sons and their families come every weekend and holidays, feeding everyone is a task with
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an asterisk, maria nikolaevna copes with it like an a, you put the meat in, and then just like that, bam, bam, she manages to put on whitewash in no time, share her experience with her daughters-in-law, lyudmila and yulia, an interesting process, as we then we will cook them in oil and fry them. yes , women, pies, women, pizza, dumplings, everything is there, there’s already a refrigerator, our children are always well-fed, well-fed grandchildren, active grandchildren, it’s not always possible to successfully launch a boomerang or hold a racket in your hands during a game. but they participate in outdoor tournaments that's it, here, unlike the cramped kitchen, there is enough space. i suggest we take a break, young people, we will leave it to you.
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so that there was a table here, well, then it continued, then they bought it, i thought about continuing to decorate it, but it didn’t work out, everything is in a row, so she ’s like a crow or god knows, that everything is on the work surface, that is, the cabinets are probably full, yes, there at this table you gather with your whole family, well , we had 12 people, this was our family, there were 12 here, well, the children were first then kicked out. we have already sat down, for the new year we are all gathering there, yes, in the living room , the young people have already gathered , they are warming up after tennis, they are already drinking tea, well, let
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us also drink tea, lyudmila, it was you who decided to send an application, good answer, we have quite a lot of children arrives at our premises, yes, yes, yes, they often gather at our table, play board games, we also play with them, i would like to take something into account in the interior too, so that the children can also spend time , we’ve been living practically for 25 years now, something new yes i would like, it’s possible to expand the space , make it more voluminous, spacious , so that the kitchen is connected to the living room, so that the light colors are also modern and so that it is so cozy and warm, nikolai alexandrovich, and you are the person who built all this, i would like a lot maybe i would have done it differently, in every room we have everything the same, at least the hall and... will not be separated, everything is clear to me, now i want to finally say goodbye to you, because... first, i want to see your happy eyes in the finale, and secondly, i can’t look at these
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bellici anymore, i want to try them, see you, see you, see you, oh, oh, beautiful goal, ina, but our heroes are just like a football team, there are many of them, but they are our... friend , as chekhov said, not to sow, not to plow, but to live in pleasure only in order to breathe clean air, this is how he described dacha life, this is the literary image i would like to recreate here, in this country house for our family. a reference to the classics - the signature style of designer inna fainstein, not so much literary, of course, as architectural. clear symmetry, cornices and moldings, calm and soft, like
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now we’ll find out what changes the classical design techniques and the genius of anton pavlovich chekhov promise to these clapboard-upholstered rooms. the space we will need to work hard. how will we expand it? we will remove this wall. we will leave two partitions on this side, in which we will build cupboards with glass doors, where we can place the front door dishes for chekhov's tea parties, for example. what will happen to the door? we will... move the door a little to the right, the task is to place it along the axis with the window. we will remove the window sill block, make a french door with access to the terrace, but what do we do with the second window? in place of this window there will be a column that will serve as a storage place, here we will place a tv, symmetrically to this column that we will build here, we will cut two new windows, we will have a sofa here.
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