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thank you san, yes, pack it.
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that stas, how are you, listen , i always forget to tell you, lilya, or rather he called me, he was looking for you all the time, you forgot to buy a light bulb for the hallway, thank you, sanya , thank you, it doesn’t gurgle, stas, yes, it’s necessary drink, treat, let's go, let's go. and where are you, honestly , uh-huh, drinking, well, go, listen, kirill, and you got up, so what, what, let’s go, buy something, well, let’s go.
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they took you, girl, what do you want, but nothing , well, go and let him go, you idiot, lord, well, again, the kulyakov battle, why, i i told him twice, twice, you can’t, you can’t drink vodka with kefir, and he, he, he laughs,
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three times, i don’t repeat, you fool, borisovich, with kefir, when i went to sea, i generally washed it down with sea water, and the sailor dryer, not a jerk, and you hit a friend, well, to the department, the new year is coming, christmas, the old new year, tomi will be engaged there, they will start a battle here again, that you will go here yourself, it will be necessary, i will go, so... that's it, men, go home, but don't let me down, okay? well, look, why don’t we understand, or something, everything will be, will be, will be okay, get some kefir, go ahead, get some yogurt, uncle, why did you let them go, are they calling now? they’ll go
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, then they’ll fight again, our grandmother says, there’s no life left for them, why did you let them go, where the police are looking, you know, girl, we can’t celebrate culturally yet, but what happens is, go, snow maiden, go, but i there, well, go there, girl, go there, somewhere, it works, it doesn’t work out, new year, because, sasha, i fell in love. what now? not again, i fell in love. and this is serious. wait, did you kiss? no, not yet, but we were going to, of course. why do you ask? i want to understand the seriousness of your intentions. very seriously, yes, seriously
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, in short, what is required of me, sasha, we are friends, well, let’s exchange duties, but for god’s sake, whenever you want, come on. so what’s normal, i was young, i was also on duty, kira, i have a wife, everyone has a wife, so i and i, stasya, your homeland has shown great confidence in you, that’s it, the topic is closed, especially since next year you will receive the title , you want a title, i want it, but it’s unlikely that they’ll give it to you, well , you’ll have to be on duty, by the way, there’s a report there
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be careful, i'm leaving the second one, leave it to me, yeah, okay. so, well, now i’ll arrange it for you, huh? i want to note that torture in our rule-of-law state is prohibited at the legislative level, and i regard the fact that i am being kept in the same room with these foul-smelling people as a disaster, there are absolutely unsanitary conditions here, tomorrow
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after my release there will be a press here, there will be a prosecutor’s office here , there will be deputies here, there will be people here for human rights , supervision will be affected, the dirt has been spread, at least you ever tidy up, sweep, and i will personally check you, understood? i understand, you see, i’m generally with a broom, now with a rag, clean up here, wash there, i’ll soon become your cleaner , everything rests on me here, yes, yes, i apologize
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for interfering in your shakespearean monologue , but your boss said 15 minutes, what are you going to do, where, release me, do you hear? you will get more , free me, so, again, well, i’m her now, kumach, stand, comrade colonel, triple, and what do you have, where, well, here in the drawer, what do you have, and this is this , yes, so this is, so this is a gift for you, comrade colonel, well done. happy new year, boris borisovich, yeah, so, where did they steal it, but why did they immediately steal it, confiscate it, so i ’m asking where it was seized, and so this, well, what does it mean, uh, well, i’ll ask again, where
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they confiscated this, oh, it’s so good colonel , i tried it myself, my head doesn’t hurt at all, yeah, yeah, well, if you tried it yourself, you can stand there, listen, oh, but if your head doesn’t hurt, give it to me, give it -give me another one, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, oops, don’t wait, head it doesn’t hurt, well done, that’s what i understand, the employees respected the old man, it doesn’t hurt, it’s clear that they love the bosses, they appreciate that, that’s what i understand, that’s another matter. mine, yes yours, yours , you have to share with the roof, stand, i understand everything, thank you, oh, talyan,
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great, great, listen, you 're on duty in the new year, did the cuckoo peck out my mind, i 'm home, olivier, mimosa, lard homemade , pig with apples, duck with horseradish, well, there ’s vodka, hey, what about triple salary, well , okay, it’s your business, what kind of salary, triple, well, what about those who are in new year? triple salary, plus two more days off later, don’t you know , that order literally came out, maybe a month ago, i don’t know, okay, go, don’t interfere with work, sasha, you want to celebrate the new year together, hmm, just, well, more fun than you, i i decorated the christmas tree, i’ll cook dinner, well, let’s go for a walk somewhere. yes, that would be nice , but i’m on duty today, how did it happen, oh, listen, i have to run already,
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bye, until tomorrow, bye, until tomorrow, and hi, this is marisha, listen, you’re on duty, the new one for a year, if you want, i’ll watch for you. but i don't empty-handed, so to speak , with the upcoming one, i’m still wondering where they confiscated it, no, well, it won’t give me a headache , i checked, well, a little, put you, too, with the upcoming one, thank you, yeah, remember that i was thirty-first there won’t be a date, uh -huh, uh-huh, i would stay, but my wife wouldn’t understand, but visas,
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tickets, you know, for some time they decided to celebrate, so to speak, outside our homeland, fighting, well, what problems, go, relax , relax, sunbathe, everything will be fine, open up. you see, there is one point here, not even i know how to tell you what’s wrong, i was in the main office, well, you know, not yet. but i feel like it’s some kind of dirty trick, yes, yeah
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, well, i’m ready, in general, there’s some program on television called one day with a bagheera, with whom, with whom, well, with some kind of bagheera, well, i’m not i know, you know, i don’t watch tv, of course, so this bagheera, she’s at the highest level, you know, at the very top, she agreed that well... she’ll spend the day, or rather day and night, at the very top a simple city police station, why? what do you mean why? well why? well, well, because there is such a program, one day with bagheera, and night , and night, well, well, well, what, well, well, i don’t understand what the problems are, well, this bogira can’t sleep, well, let her spend it’s night in the department, we have nothing to do with it, so we have nothing to do with it, what? with us, uh-huh, we are
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the simplest, well, it turns out that when this happiness falls on us, no, uh-huh, that yes, yes, the sea. and you know for sure that everything is fine with your visas, with tickets, i’m a skipper, tick, evaristo, kala, polikola, it’s a pity, it's a pity. grandfather
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frost, men, men, men, men, men, what are you doing, what are you doing, what are you, kira, there is nothing here, just gifts, men, what are you doing, what are you, who are you , stuffed, me, me, me, where? frost, santa claus , i, i, frost, santa, i, i, santa claus, well, frost, well , yes, i have a passport, that’s a passport, i say. there's a pass, please, just a minute , now, now, here you go, pass , what are you doing here, what about whose, i came for a holiday, i have an order, here i am, i came to the guys, for a holiday, for guys, little animal,
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this is house six, not house eight, you can’t tell a six from an eight, huh? that oh, forgive me, for god 's sake, forgive me, for god's sake, for god's sake, forgive, excuse me, maybe i'll go, i, i, i, i have money, although, get out of here, clown, okay, s happy new year... and you too , thank you very much, excuse me, please , thank you, think about it, you should, santa claus already carries passports with him, men, but you can get gifts with a beard, ha, kir, look,
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well, this took off the nonsense, yeah, well, let's go, let's go, you turned off, continue, continue, take off, i continue, i continue , i’m tired of your scarf, come on, my scarf was moving, i got to the bottom of it too, and where did we come, we weren’t mistaken in the address, yes, i know, i should have asked the driver, oh, wait , i think there’s a man in uniform, he should be there, hello , let’s go, let’s go, hello, yeah, excuse me, i ’m coming to you, what are you doing, good morning, yeah, senior lieutenant anatoly khamenko, what do you have it happened, excuse me, khamenko, i’m asking
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what you’re doing, a wonderful holiday is approaching, but... the team is at your service, these are investigators, criminal police, district commissioners, i declare to you with full responsibility that we will make every effort so that you meet and spend the coming new year calmly, so to speak, in a friendly atmosphere, you took everything off, i just have no more words, what bullshit
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, turn me off, i’m going crazy right now... and what didn’t work, let’s try again, you come in, and i, and it’s like i’m decorating a christmas tree, please, no, this is some kind of madhouse- then, and you, lebedev, pavel nikolaevich lebedev, i ask you, sit down for the next 24 hours. responsible from the leadership, and you , then, are the same bogira, what does that mean, well, we also sit here, with our hands folded, sometimes we watch tv, we see and know, so to speak, our heroes in person, we know and appreciate ,
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don't talk to me, pavel? nikolaevich, nikolaevich, let's start from the very beginning, what did they promise me? what did they promise you? i don’t know what they promised you, do i? they promised me that this would be the most ordinary department, that these would be the most ordinary employees, do you understand? and without this, christmas tree, welcome, without any other noodles, excuse me, what kind of noodles, this one. you know what? my report has been agreed upon with your superiors. if you don’t want to help me, if you are not ready to participate in... reporting , i’m going to leave, i want to make a normal report, and not just another show, how can i help, give me a normal
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employee, an ordinary person, a policeman, a workhorse, a simple guy, you know, who you can meet on the street, a simple one, and not that hamster who has a christmas tree below dresses up, well, it’s khamenka, but anyway, well, it ’s clear, that means it’s simple, simple. simple, okay , understandable, simple, you know, a man puts on a santa claus costume, in his bag instead of gifts he has an ax, oh well, i’m telling you, a real ax, he goes into the apartment, well, he takes money, gold, various valuables there, in short , the kumach launched disinformation through our agents that people outside the city sold the house, well, we agreed with the owners, we’re sitting in the apartment, waiting, in ambush, which means there’s a doorbell, santa claus, but there’s enough to kill, gun to the forehead, he dumps it on the floor, i open the bag, and there are actually gifts there, the guy just got the wrong address, you know, it’s good that he had his passport with him, that’s lucky , we’ll assume that they left an ambush, but it’s clear that he
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won’t go anywhere in the new year, so they left a person just in case, lilka prepared salads for me with her, there are different sandwiches, in general, there is champagne, cognac, we’ll sit, but here i am, i have no one to cut salads, yeah, sanya, you need something with your personal to be determined by life, but i’ve decided on it, but she’s not with me, who is she, personal life, yeah, ok, let’s do one more, i wish you good health, we paval nikolaevich a little bit at a time, well, it’s new year, i remember, exactly, exactly, come through, well, which one of them is the workhorse, oh,
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night, and night too, well, that nothing, i didn’t think that my old year would end so wonderfully, and a new one would begin, you know, this is an order, sasha, an order from the very top, that ’s it, that’s it, let’s do it here, excuse me, work,
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you fool, because, turn it off, well, i don’t really know what to say here, it’s not a matter of whether it’s a holiday or not, work is work and i get money for it, that is, well, that’s the point of course not in money, although in money too, but this. then cut it out, it just turns out that money is the most important thing for me, but this is not true, i’m completely confused, but in
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general, actually, what difference does it make who’s on duty, today it’s me, and tomorrow it’s someone else , filmed, uh-huh, fine , well, well... filmed, i can take the folders to the office, of course, yeah, thank you, let's move on, what is it, hello, hello, hello, happy new year to you, thank you, i understand the prices, the prices are realistic, yes, not realistic at all. because 300 300, now please, everyone stand already. this is a robbery,
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i say again, everyone stand, this is a robbery, yes, i’m listening, khamenka, yes. where i understand everything, thank you, yeah, okay, i understand, yes i understand, i ’m done now, yes, sasha, i’m leaving urgently, where is the grocery
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store, the police department has already detained the criminal, the car is waiting for you, keep in touch with me on the radio, if anything happens , i’m immediately sending you reinforcements, a special forces detachment will be waiting for your command, sasha, and we’re going, going, going, good luck, everyone, let’s go, be careful, come on, come on, yes, hello, come on, oh, what did you get. marina, marin, what did you want, who? i, yes, i just asked, so, together with...
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alexander, tell me, are you not scared? very scary. “great, great, here’s his passport , yeah, so, this is the first case for today, going to the grocery store, the alleged criminal was detained by the promptly working crew of the patrol service. alexander, let’s explain to our tv viewers what happened here, who this guy is criminal, what he
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threatened the salesperson with.” and where is his weapon finally, here is his weapon, it can be larger in the frame, larger, what are you doing, a toy, skip your jokes, with the upcoming one, well, he managed to steal something, but no , the guys arrived on time, he demanded vodka and sausage from me, i didn’t give him, well done, so what will happen to him now , with whom, with the robber, so which one? this is a robber, but a man in a state of alcoholic intoxication tried to steal one bottle of vodka, a stick of sausage and a loaf of bread, this is not a robbery, and what is this hooliganism, and what will happen to him now, first he will sleep it off in our department,
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then we will draw up ... the case and we will transfer it to the district police officer, so that he carries out educational work, well, something like that, it ’s to be filmed, no, not to be filmed, stas, why, uh-huh , salad, oh, for the salad, he’ll arrive soon, but how do i know, he’s on the road? she's beautiful, who? well, this is, what’s her name, a panther , or something, a bagheera, well, yes, not very, oh well, not very, quite like that, quite, oh, oh, and what haven’t you set yet , you need to sit down at the table, but wait a minute - then, to sit down, you need to serve everything so that the eye is pleased, and by the way, i’m not empty-handed, oh well, somewhere a bear died, i mean, in i mean, these are cucumbers, your own, lovely , what kind of cucumbers, you know how they go, you
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just brought... i mean, it’s normal, everyone who can, brings it, there’s suvorov, he’s nothing at all he didn’t bring it, and he didn’t come himself, of course, he has no time for us, what a beautiful woman rides with him. like, what did i say, yes, you chew talyan, chew , you do it best, well, the old one , we’ll carry it out, but we really need to carry it out.
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what are you doing, freak? now where are we going? it's not far from here. did i understand what happened there? some student was trying to make a christmas tree. steal a super report, listen, can’t you tell jokes? yes, what a joke, really, a student tried to steal a christmas tree, okay, whatever you want, super report, listen, you probably had a fight with your girlfriend, yes, why is that? that’s what you decided, because you’re in such a mood, you’re trying to take your anger out on me,
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so what, what? what are we going to drink for? let's celebrate the new year, huh? let's? kir, aren't you tired? what? why are you always reaching for your phone? but, you know, somehow, i’m not used to celebrating new year’s at home. why? well somehow usually serving with the guys. yes , something usually happens in the new year, so you have to work. well, nothing happened?
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nothing. so let's have a drink. let's. so, cyrus, if you want to celebrate the new year at work. please, i understand, but i don’t want to be at work, i want to be with you, and you eat squid, eat, eat, eat. well, they arrived so long ago before you , he called a whole hour ago, quietly, don’t make any noise, what do you have here, and there, wow, somehow he
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ended up there, and this janitor, it whistled, he jumped in with his boots , yes, well, so be it getting off, hey! student, come on , get off, take me off, please, i beg you, he can’t, what do you mean he can’t, let’s quickly go down, but i’m telling you, i can’t, it’s scary, but we’ve already called the ministry of emergency situations, it’s new year, that’s it -well, let the guys have fun too, well, yes, it’s fun here, let’s not say, well, it’s over, come on, let ’s say happy new year,
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so let’s drink to the fact that each of us will have his deepest dream come true this year , so you have tolya, you have katyusha, you have stas, thank you, i definitely need to finish the renovation this year, otherwise lilka... is already sick of me, and i also dream about what? and i dream of apprehending a criminal, which one? which one? well, what kind of armed one? well, at least? here, like this, for example , santa claus with an ax, can you imagine, the order is hanging , and i’m on the order, and the title, hold it, and a cash bonus, yes, what a bonus, did you fall from an oak tree, well, this is a dream, so, student, student, so what do you want for the christmas tree? a student came up, i was scared, i should give you 15 days for
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your head to work, no, no need, why, it’s new year, oh well, free, thank you, let’s go, free, and what will happen to him, now, excuse me, just a second, yes, homenka, no, that’s it, i’ve already finished, i’m going to the department. where, and what is there, come on, okay, something happened, i need to go to another address, and what is there, a fight in a communal apartment, a super report, yeah, jokes aside, and i’ll miss the new year, funny, yes, what’s funny, my program is on fire, but you know, as they say, how you celebrate the new year
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is how you spend it, so it turns out that i have all the prospects of spending it on the street with you, yes, it’s a sad prospect, that’s you about the street, no, about myself, what? here’s another one who couldn’t cope with the holiday , passed out on the bench, he shouldn’t freeze, but listen, we won’t formalize him, let him sleep here warmly, of course, i ’ll bring him coffee now, yes, if you want, i’ll run for a beer, what should i do? - there’s nothing, i’ll rush about now anyway, it’s good to grumble, well, it’s a holiday, new year, well, let the person sleep, by the way, there in the yard a beautiful girl asked you, let’s go, let’s go, hold on, miracle!
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oh, hello, senior, lieutenant khamenko, happy new year to you, and this is for you, here’s eleon, happy new year. happy new year, oh, and here we are the guys are gathered, come with us, we'll celebrate the new year, oh, no, no, the new year is at the police station, i somehow passed, otherwise, as soon as you meet , i'll go, happy new year, bye, well, you... go , go, otherwise you’ll freeze, yeah,
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happy new year, come on, happy new year, yeah, well, khomenko, what’s next, let’s smoke now, let’s go. here's another one, where, now the new year has come, we're on duty again, what... will it bring us, we guys
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don't know, here's a call again, we're throwing forks and glasses, in a patrol car, we're saying goodbye to the old year, my police, i have you alone, mine police, i can’t go anywhere without you, my police, you are my second family, my police, that’s how it is. i can’t sing without melkumyan, he would at least tune the guitar, but in general this is his favorite song , in general it’s more interesting with this panther than with us, she’s a bagheera, my police, i have only you, my police, wow, but suvorov said
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that you have serious intentions. you see, mine are serious, but it turns out she’s not very, what are you guys talking about now, and we’re not talking about women’s inconstancy, but it’s clear, it’s very precisely said, very subtly, well, my brothers, until the next one there’s nothing left for a year, less than an hour , we’ll have time, yeah , we’ll have time, hello, hello, for some reason we can’t part with you today, but don’t talk about it, all normal people are fermenting, and we’re still running around the area, yeah, why here, yes, there are two heroes, well, guys, what’s the problem, listen, but
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take them away, but i can’t, they ’ve been sorting things out for five days now, they don’t listen to the local police officer, and who exactly are you? listen, give him some drugs so he can get hooked for years...
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i want to drink to the calmest new year in my life, i'm very glad that i met you, me too. yes, kumach, great, khamenko, don’t rattle, it’s not clear who was killed, what’s up, well, well, how can he do anything. i mean, why are you asking stupid questions, if a bullet just tore the skin off a person’s arm, god, what do you think, we ’ll cut off their arm, or what? i mean, everything is fine, right? see for yourself.

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