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tv   Pyos-3  NTV  March 20, 2024 8:25am-10:01am MSK

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and on the shores of the baltic we greet this day with a spring mood, the sun breaks through the clouds, the azure sea, the beach, what could be better, even if the sea is still very cold, and the air in kaliningrad has only warmed up to +7, but this is definitely spring, though it will begin tomorrow rain, but it will get warmer. rains also interfere with spring weather in the south, they are already there today, the weather is windy and cool, on the black sea coast +10.13. and in the center the sun appears, an anticyclone in action, no precipitation, gradual warming up. from faith to voronezh it’s about +5, on the banks of the vologa it’s still more modest, in kazan -2. and in st. petersburg the air warms up to +5 and there will be no precipitation. in moscow it is still freezing in the morning, and in the afternoon it is also +5 without precipitation.
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and the smell is not something like, ah-ay, oh-oh-oh-oh, save, save, ugh, huh? “uncle, be quiet, now
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velanchel’s neighbor is going to start tormenting her, it won’t seem like much, you hear me, don’t you? oh, this is some fun, there’s no way , oh, try, come on, come on, do it, do it!” there are no pens, there is no spoon, what the hell, trouble doesn’t come, alone, get out of here, yes, lesh, go away, that's it, we played, no, i'm not for you, lie , you're a dog, is this a joke or something, a museum at night, but
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i understand, okay, let's do it now, don't bother coming here, let's go bye, what are you doing, uncle, that's it , with your spoon , they ate, the day was a success, he disappeared, disappeared, you calm down, who is missing, who is he, yaroslav’s scepter, i missed him, they tied me up, well, what could i do one against two, which means all the criminals... there were two, yes, you
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remember them, well, you can describe their faces, they were wearing masks, so what’s there to describe, but i see, here everything is as usual, we’ll be in a washcloth play, yes, what do you allow yourself to do, what is it, well, get out of the museum, what are you, a hooligan , have you gone crazy, or something, i, i’m an asshole at performing, not only am i a hooligan, but... .he is uncultured and illiterate, lesha , tell him, i’m telling you, igorenya, this is a museum, you can’t walk around in dirty shoes, husk seeds, yell, so i’m not for myself, i wear a hat, by the way, in the museum i take pictures with a flash it’s also impossible, but i understand, and we ’re not finished with you yet, you be careful here, you hear, but the dogs are in the way, in vain, go home,
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here the professionals will figure it out without you, well , igor, how can we two amateurs like that interfere with professionals like you, right? when you were still in a hysterical museum , in a hysterical museum, you probably never would have , probably not, woodsy, i’m telling you, well, i ’m telling you, you’re a woodsy, you don’t even know that in a museum you can’t help but jump, not walk with dirty with your feet, don’t yell, sorry igor , it really irritates me, everything you jump around here is, after all, a museum, but i’ve already said it 100 times, well, who am i, an asian, a barbarian, they don’t care anymore?
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this is the bone of an ornithocherus chick, give it back immediately, please, what kind of cherius did you bring it? well, here's a scratch, an animal , what do you take, well, yes, i was playing around, excuse us , go outside to play, yes, this is not a playroom, everyone go outside, hush, hush, hush, don't break a bone, we don't have any clues, here so, the criminals knew about the surveillance cameras, yeah, the caretaker only remembered the masks, nothing else, well, it turns out that they prepared all this in advance, it turns out that i didn’t
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see something, but what was stolen in general, like what yaroslav's skipper, but an expensive wand, yes, this wand is worth half a million on the black market, these are the wands you need to bring and not these koch wands, maksimov, bitch, i 'll sue you, this is a temptation for captain gnezdilov, you should have given the wand, but then another bite will happen, here is lididov , you will be a witness, he wanted to kill me , igor would have killed me, witnesses, we are sad, we work here, by the way, we work here, by the way, workers, only... what kind of monster leaves the dog in the car at night and you don’t talk, but this is the same
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such familiar numbers, but how four are empty and everything is according to the law, lyosha would be so happy. oh, how you got your sticks, no words, but you’d better help deflate the wheels, on the port, on, like that,
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open the owl, the bear! came, yeah, good luck i didn’t go, wow, this is just a club for those who like to walk under yourself, hello, well, here’s another thing,
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a beautiful thing. but it’s a good wand, it’s clear that it costs so much, i’ve been running around, take a rest, great, what do you want? hello, kharetri is calling, hello, we would like to have i, in short, your grandson has been running around, now he will be drinking on backgammon, why on backgammon, i say, he will be drinking, i’m translating from kretinsky, my colleague, i would like to know if artur timofeev is at home , and so you go to him, he hasn’t lived here for five years now, he’s such
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an old corga, why have you changed your mind about playing games with us here, and i say, insult your grandson, huh... and open the door, this is breaking the law , you saw, learn, do anal, beg to lead onal, come on, hooligans, to find yours, let’s go, it wasn’t here, ah, ah, that’s enough, that’s enough, i’ll show you too, hooligans, a smile, why are you laughing? idiot, half a week, thanks for the lesson, professional, contact me, you can send me the video later, it was a live broadcast, but great, well, yes, i hear you, you should have warned me earlier, you got me with your
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, the old hag scratched me into a cracker, okay, now i’ll put her in prison for 15 acres for beating my official with a broom, you would have been less rude to this official, maybe then you wouldn’t have received a broom, who? i'm writing bad words about you, boss, you can't talk while driving. phone, i turn it on loud, what have you, you found timofeev, and what the hell, according to your tattoo there
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was an old corga, what are you carrying, gnezdilov, where is lyosha, i’m here, here, i’m translating skretinsky for you, which means it’s at the address , which you kindly provided it to us, it turned out to be only an elderly woman, but she’s a complete loser, as you understand, they didn’t find a common language, but what kind of language, the language is so shallow there. thank you , your help is invaluable, and where is max, he’s not answering the phone, he’s in timofeev’s garage, this bald baboon probably won’t find a damn thing there, but my god, my god, he hung up, nut.
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well, radicure, don’t just roll the goat’s gasoline in vain, goat, take away the uselessness, and why is he unconscious, whacked, as the nest says, there’s no way, comrade major began to read him his rights. wait, where is the scepter , he wasn’t there, there was a second robber, he left with him,
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thanks to someone, but yes, he released maximov and the criminal, and the rare scepter, a rare one, but it’s not wet, if only he was there a professional like me, i wouldn’t let anyone down, but no one has ever run away from dnezilov, yes, everyone did it on foot.
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come on, answer me alive, where is yaroslav’s turpentine? yaroslav's turpentine? yaroslav's turpentine, yaroslav's, are you a moron, have you changed your mind about making puns with me? where is your sweatshirt? i'm mine i really know, i won’t tell you anything without a lawyer, understand? in general, first learn how to shave, and then ask a question, rubbish. who, who is trash? what kind of trash do you think i am? i am the chairman of the law, the captain of the nest, i will do this to you now. so so so. and what are you planning to do with my client, captain gnezdelov, and who are you? vnukov andrey stepanovich, lawyer of citizen timofeev,
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yeah, whose grandchildren, what lawyer, you have an order, i mean, i mean, paperwork, show me, i’ll show you now, it couldn’t be faster, close the grotto, let’s go, we'll take the drop off from you, baby, rest. but i don’t understand what the hell, what do you want from a coffee table, it hasn’t
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worked for 5 years? dismiss leshenko, they have already suspended him, stop throwing him around, okay, i’ll be more careful, i promise, what are you, a bug, a program failure, or something, i demand, come on, i demand the adoption of a law limiting the will of lawyers, and also the weight and size of their
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here you made a man out of a monkey, fuck off with your epopulation of species, i’ll actually write a complaint against you, because orders need to be written on good paper, otherwise you can ruin your mouth
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cut first, and then oh, god forbid, you moron, you almost ruined our operation, what was that, it was my plan, i took them with live bait, oh, the bait has grown? in order to take someone on him, look at yourself, well, everything is ready, everything, i ’m in vain, now this bastard confesses everything to me, wait, i’m with you, then you probably have no living place left on your live bait , you take care of yours, no need, i’ll do it myself, no matter what, i’ll have everything according to plan, yeah. our cocknik, wow, what’s that in his hands, he’s going to a japanese restaurant, he’s got his chopsticks, so as not to miss the mark, well, you bastard
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, it seems that we did n’t come to an agreement with you last time, now we will, and no lawyer will come here, you will talk, you will be a bastard, otherwise you ’ll drown me in your slap? what are you, what am i, what am i now of you? as soon as i can, i’ll make sure you pass my black karate, pokemon, karotism. lenzeto, can you take
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fingerprints and compare them with timofeev’s? your ways of working are excellent, maksimov, what? well , first you arrest a person, and then you understand why you arrested him. main result, lenochka. helen, the main thing is the law, and my ex-husband. what's all that's left of the nest? first of all, i want to convey that you are a moron, igor, and a degenerate, well, this is my head, my head, another such concussion, that’s it, i will have nothing to think with, but brown, in principle, igor, i can’t think. i ’ve had this for a long time, a long time ago, for the second time in a day, in a day
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, you let a criminal go, why the hell did you get them here in the first place, that it’s not my fault, it’s all because of you, i just wanted to take advantage of maksimov’s methods, and they took the bitches and on the contrary me if they worked, punish yourself with the methods, what the hell , degenerate, why are you walking around here, no one will get it, this is a sin. well, shall we go? let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go. what are you already writing, an anonymous explanatory letter, i
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am writing in every detail how maksimov missed the criminals, what maksimov, you yourself missed him, he is already writing an explanatory letter to ananin, but god bless him, no matter what the child amuses himself, as long as he doesn’t hang himself, he muttered or lured, bored, won’t wait at the phone. we have your dog, if you want him back, give us back the skipper, i missed you, you missed me, little one, without us, but we brought you a friend, come on, open it, look.
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listen, he seems to be dead, hey, check it out, why don’t i check it myself, are you going to work with skipper for a long time? long, i plan to check something else, i'll be working with him all evening. can i take his hereditary experiment? no, you can’t, what? why are you lying to me? why am i lying to you? well, what kind of investigative
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experiment? well, in order to formalize an experiment, you need to submit a request, fill out a protocol, will you do this? no, you just can should i lend it to him for a while? no, why are you drawn to antiques? in general, if i don’t give it back today, then... the dog will be killed, what does today mean? that is, what should we do? there is, i knew, and we don’t have time to make a copy, damn maksimov, but how do you imagine this, but this is not just evidence, this is a museum relic, how can we take it and exchange it for a dog? i know, when i went i already
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understood everything, i couldn’t help but come too, but what nonsense is this, excuse me, i’ll think of something, wait, maksimov, wait, hold on, seriously, well, you’ll still come here at night, knock down the door to my laboratory, i have no choice, don’t tell leonidov, he won’t understand me, thank you.
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where is the dog, don’t be so close, you’re not my girl, don’t flatter yourself, where is the dog, come on, i’ll show you where the dog is tied, look, just a little, throw it, throw it, be careful, and well... you see, back the car is waiting for you, the dog is in the trunk, just wait for me, dear , i said that there is a dog there, but i didn’t say that he is yours, the dog is our insurance , so fuck off, go home, then, well, go here,
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’s mocking us.
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did something wrong, not according to the law? yes, but what did we do? oh, ugh, i came to my senses, you see, so no need. “i’m returning your portrait, yeah, i didn’t even scratch it, it’s good that you yourself weren’t scratched, who is it, thank you very much, lesha, no the words that there’s a grave here, oh, thank you again, but you’re welcome, listen, you still didn’t say
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well, everything is clear to me, so what do i have here, an accident and a double murder, the accident itself, of course, no one saw, no cameras. a well-known flapper showed up with his only subscriber, it was difficult to find a path from the bandunata, it’s difficult that the fields were erased, or something,
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darkness, this is barsalina, they don’t make them like that anymore, but for that kind of money you can buy 101 dolbotinets, and there’s a whole bunch of them like yours boar, he ’s not good for anything at all, he’s only in the canopy. harness so that in winter travel to work, the last time i saw such a picture was in the nineties, you hear, don’t touch it with your hands, those were good times, chup of chups, dzhekevchan, not like now. why do we have a van here, everything is clear to me, get in the car, turn the shafts and get out of here, we are looking for the criminal’s car, we are looking, so while in the nineties, call, say that they are looking for a van, judging by the tracks from the park behind, what color , white, call, what kind of van, and even white, what country do you live in, in ganalupa, here... and we have bandits in honolupa on a mission
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they only drive in black cars, in boomers , in geldings, like mine, i noticed, guys, take care of the boxes, okay, oh, sons, they examined the crime scene, they didn’t find such evidence, they didn’t find evidence, i’m telling you, study, this is a company badge from the hood of a black mercedes, 1991, classic , like mine, the whole trunk is filled with rubbish shoes, here one box costs more than their car, unload it without me, i ’ll control everything, lenka, don’t worry, i’m not worried, i i remember we bought these shoes in poland by the box, that was the time.
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you can't come here. rushed to sleep, as this is a sign, mine also ran out of cartridges, listen, he behaves suspiciously well, i also noticed, he doesn’t raise terrible suspicions, you assholes, huh? well done,
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whole bumper, not our client, bitch, rubbish, kida, who did this, bitch, who did this, me didn't understand. you are a killer, you killed two people , and then, and then louis minton, my jacket, tell me that you attacked the police, three, three, but how did i know, he looked like a bandit from the nineties, yesterday on you saw the traffic accident, huh? i saw someone catch up with a car in the back, but nothing serious, scratches, well
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, people die because of such scratches, you, you, who caught up with the car, and a black mercedes, yes, no, a white van, an ambulance, and i he immediately said that it was a white van, an ambulance, i forgot, security, security, but no, not now, the cops came, looked at our van, so what, they figured us out, don’t fuss, i immediately changed the bumper, they have nothing on us, we need to go to the bottom, listen, what kind of gangster vocabulary is this, but we’re doing everything as always, we ’re delivering medicine, our legends
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are impenetrable, we won’t give ourselves away, they ’ll never get to us, understand? rest, hello, police. oh, oh, oh, i won’t be able to keep up with you, right, stink, i’m in your opinion, the witness said that it was an ambulance, white, yeah, a certain doctor dzhangirov called, he said that he wanted to report a crime, but he couldn’t talk, he left a phone number, asked to call back exactly at eight, exactly at eight, and where did he call from, they rang the bell, from
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the hospital? ambulance. i’m busy, come back later, for us you should always be free, we’re friends, oops, why did you decide to wait for us, why did you take it, am i my own enemy, or something, why are you hiding from me then?
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who is it that thinks so loudly that there is suicide here? the dog walker doesn’t think with you, but the captain of the nesters is talking, it was in vain to come, it’s obvious suicide, here you go, my death, please don’t blame anyone, i don’t even understand how they hired him as a doctor, he writes with mistakes, and i... i don’t know how you got into the police taken, you are making three mistakes in one assumption, what are these, no, what are these, bend your fingers, come on, first of all, he was not going to commit suicide, he wanted to tell me something, but he didn’t have time, so, where did you see a doctor with legible handwriting, that’s two, that’s where and...
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and i immediately said that maksimov’s vestria is about the white ambulance van is maksimov's delirium tremens, and now that's it, the dullness is open, let's go! what is everyone telling me today?
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second day underground, the miners have air, no communication, the latest news about the progress of the rescue operation at the pioneer mine in the amur region, they threw some wood on the fire, what new assistance to the kiev regime was discussed by the participants of the meeting in the ramstein format, and also sashka, what are you not called the pre-happy ending is amazing. stories from a special operation zone, a new confusion in the performance of the american president and the film premiere of a fairy tale that will be known to more than one generation. this is the program today in the studio of dmitry zavoistoy. hello!

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