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be extremely careful, well, at least for the first few days, until it secretly ferments in the ntova. well, thanks for the warning. i wanted to ask, with which cabbage soup does he study? it seems like it’s not your profile, right. you see, about six months ago they kindly gave us an additional function, a quick response function. this vyborg happiness was pinned on me. but i can’t shake the constant feeling that there is some pressure from some third force that is interested in ensuring that the yunesovskys exist as long as possible longer, corrupt local police, no, no, a little petty, there is something more serious, more influential, i feel, well, this...
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jelly ended badly, no? oh, guys, i barely had time, how are you here, the falcons are not bored, open it, luska will be back soon, it’s cold, well, have a nice day.
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hello, you're already conjunctival again, close the door more tightly, i closed it, what? lord, what happened, the faithful put in, we’ve been living together for 26 years, he just can’t forget everything, what can’t he forget? i was sitting at home alone yesterday, my friend went fishing with the men, suddenly the doorbell rings, i open it, and there is a courier , in one hand there is a bouquet, in the other an envelope, and there is an invitation to the opening of the film festival , a note from sashka pirov, and what is in the note, natasha says come, you know how glad i am to always see you, well, i put flowers in a vase, but forgot about the note, an hour later my amateur fisherman appears, he glances at the note, but his tower was torn off, and what’s so and so here, well... this perov, the sponsor of the festival, he
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sent you two tickets, implying that you will come with your husband and he doesn’t know that you are with first in the same school, well, he doesn’t know, i’m in a parallel one in beshki, and pashka and sasha are in ashki, and not from the same class, lord, well, we have a village, no, wait, i still don’t understand, you said , the other day i was told that you and perov had nothing, they say he was attracted to you, but you didn’t give him s... grow up, you didn’t give, you didn’t give it then, natasha, when he left afghanistan 2 years later came back, all so courageous, wearing a vole with a medal, well, how can you refuse, natasha, i ’ll go crazy with you, honestly, okay, tomorrow we’ll go to the opening film festival, i have to look at the wikitet at least once in my life with my own eyes, but... at least with one,
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oh, your honor, isn’t it time to get tired , hatch, hello, who are growling, it’s the beginning of ten, oh, little head, bobo, here you go, what is this, don’t be afraid, it’s not poison, carlin has already drunk three of these this morning. oh, uh-huh, where is he , like where is the service, wow, a cucumber, what a fine fellow, a pickled cucumber, hmm, i bought you flowers there yesterday, so you solemnly handed them to me yesterday, yes, yes, what a korau, oh drunks, both of them, okay. let me show you what
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kind of battle wound you have there? lyoshka asked me to plaster you so that you wouldn’t embarrass yourself in front of a movie star. aw, what an ombreto you have, come on! first, go wash your face and brush your teeth, and then we ’ll talk to you. listen, but wait, are you going to meet her in this vole? listen, you know, i didn’t have a choice at all, the topic of pulku, it just came up spontaneously yesterday, well, somehow it’s not solid. nothing, they in the west are used to living by stereotypes, so let them immediately see that they don’t care the police state has arrived, okay? i see, well, that’s all, russian landscape.
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the bay on the boat and my people, disguised as fishermen, went out. finnish stood for several hours in the waters of the island, preparations for the celebration are really underway. they cleaned the beach, set up a temporary tent , brought in tables, chairs from longia, as you say, the name of this island is novik island, it’s small, you can get around here in an hour, it’s far from vyborg, no, not very much,
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but if you start from vysotsk, then just a stone's throw away. "so you're saying they're preparing for sodbe, yes, they are preparing, okay, that means we will also prepare, call me tomorrow at 10 am utrandil and nukzar, okay, bogtan georgievich, what and what about the gray-haired girl, with sveta, what are we going to do, get rid of her? "
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i understand , can we stop somewhere? of course, of course we can. oleg, find a place to stop somewhere. and we will ask the men to go out for a little walk, and be kind enough for a small brown suitcase from the paper department. okay. okay. otherwise i really thought , that i won’t make it, what are they doing, well, they asked for a suitcase,
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it means they are changing clothes, incorrectly, otherwise it’s really some kind of setup, i didn’t even recognize her, so you recognized her, but she’s some kind of little thing, but we’re from england, oh well, you ’re a normal girl, uh-huh, normal, again pretty, with humor, with humor, what are you saying, my eldest daughter is 100 times prettier, she certainly dresses better, but where is her hair? white-maned, that one, well , where, where, and put away the cap like this, just like that, so that it doesn’t get greasy, but hell , you can hide such hair up to the cap, although...
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i love you, kiki, i greet you, i greet you, i greet you, residents of vyborg, thank you. everyone remembers everything, well, look out, that’s right, comrade captain, and when we arrived, that’s right, sergeant, you’re sick.
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why is the number open? so it was the maid who should have put the last spoon in, it was literally finished 20 minutes ago, she should have left the key on the table, she should not have left it on the table, but given it to you. so here it is, the key, comrade captain. so, what we have is that for twenty minutes
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the room was absolutely free, and if, as the song says, for five. you can do a lot of minutes, then in 20 four times more, what to do, what to do, for example , plant a bomb , install a hidden video camera, poison drinks in a bar, but no, no, it can’t happen here, according to the instructions, i let in either the visitors who live on the floor, or the service staff , to the back door, well, it’s closed, i have the key, okay, i’ll go to the post, tell the guys to bring things in, yeah, there’s one, bring them in.
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thank you brother, no, you didn’t come to me, comrade korelin, i categorically welcome you, yes, yes, i met you, delivered you, well, like a star, like her supposed to, glows on... doesn’t warm up, listen , you’re really a normal, nice girl, you, comrade karelin, weren’t up to par, exactly, lyosha, exactly, but you forgot a note with your care details on the refrigerator, but ask your wife to find it and read it out phone in your head, right? lyosh, i beg you very much, tomorrow from very early morning, this is extremely important for me. all right, what an adventure, i see that the gala meeting was a success, by the way, by the way, there was a little noise from the fur coats, but the children, they were
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charming, well, wonderful, thank you, well then relax, settle down, tomorrow you will have all this in abundance, oh, thank you very much, thank you very much, andrey, it was very nice to meet you, i’m also very pleased, just for a minute, can i? “ we have set up a security post near the elevator, they will be on duty around the clock, so that you do n’t get annoyed by annoying fans and admirers, this is very good, just in case , i hope it won’t be needed, but i’m showing you, this is a panic button if something happens, what do you think could represent any kind threat, just press for 5 minutes you have a police projectile, oh clear, clear, i understand, but i hope that this will not be necessary, i also hope, well, good night, good night! "
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good day, margaritana , yes, today is going to be a bad day, that’s for sure , i have a request for you, could you look on the hotel computer in which room bogomolov, konstantin lvoevich , born fifty-fifth, is staying, yes, that, later, of course, yes , no such thing, strange, no, no, no need, thank you, that’s it, i don’t dare you distract more from the right work, goodbye.
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breakfast for mrs. vikstad 1095. was it just me, or did someone come? a representative of the sponsor's company came in and brought a necklace. you'll have to wear it to the press conference for the evening. look, this is an amazing thing, a yellow diamond, of course, not as large as a symbol of luxury, but still rare. i 've only seen one like this in person once, on victoria beckham's engagement ring. oh my god, what a beauty! well, how crazy.
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good morning, breakfast for miss vicky vikstad, judging by the time they brought breakfast, take it off, you shouldn’t flash such a thing in front of strangers again, wrap a towel around your head.
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a real russian bear, why are you bringing this animal here? i have nothing to do with it, honest! what the hell is this?
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he came from the outskirts of the city. i know, my dad told me that in russia there are bears on the outskirts and bandits in the center. what's going on here? i want to look at him, are you crazy, i don’t want you to become a meatball . dear, i'm sorry, this is vitya, that is , security, vitya, this is security, you can leave, where is the bear, he ran away, but he ran away, he ran away, you drive him away, but there was no bear,
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let's go, but... there was no bear, so someone decided to play a joke on you, stuffed animal, oh, what do you have here, well, are you such a fool, why did you come here, and why did you scare my baby, if it happened at all, huh? what are you doing here? cold? vicky she slept on me all night, can you imagine, she slept all night. vicky, i love you, vicky. everything is fine, do not worry.
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andrey pavlovich, distant. 6 minutes ago the panic button in the vikvi room went off, message, there seems to be an infiltration of an outsider, it seems like, oleg, and also? kind of like a bear in the room, who? yes, i was surprised too, download the application, get a good luck bonus from the betting league, five deuces, go to green, and what came to our office? 3 rubles, and if you don’t bring it, it will be like this every day, but i’m tired of being a cheshpan, i want to go with the boys, you’re a street, a street, you brought him, you’re with him...
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open, be kind, a rich smile, where you are gathered, he is there, there are many of them, and where's the suitcase? i took it there, it was lying in the bushes , well, let's go show you, uh-huh, let's go, let's go , what's the table, right here, i said a lot , come on, come on, come on, don't be shy, tidy up the swag, hello,
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there's a handcuff, look at the passengers, what kind of violations , i just found them, i wish you good health, comrade captain, why aren’t you busy with your duties, i’m temporarily replacing what ’s going on here, it’s a complete mess, now you’ll see everything for yourself, everything is gone, this is not just a blow according to the hotel's reputation, the one i ask is clear to everyone,
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iborkimbekov, briefly to the point, when we arrived, the artist of the set was already in the room, we asked to open the door, but they did not react, and in general all the information can be found from the sergeant, the sergeant was on duty, heard screams, but an animal howl, here i came running, i looked, and there were girls in the bathroom, looked around the room, let me out, there’s this one sitting under the sofa screaming, he’s like that guy , he’s on the roof, you’re on the roof, she ’s sleeping... and shut up, you idiot, well and then , following the instructions, i pressed the panic button to he took his outfit, then, well, then it’s the actress, well, how can i yell something in my english, come on, but i don’t understand, it’s possible, it’s possible, it’s possible, i’ll tell you, i was just in the room at that moment, in the room in in the hallway there was a suitcase, just like yours, very, very similar, then, when this idiot had already been taken away, vicky looked, there was no suitcase, so she screamed that the treasures of her whole life were kept in the suitcase, that she wouldn’t leave without it from...
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will you help us? i will try, but first i need to know what was missing from you, what was in case, necklace? no, no, what are you talking about, no, the stake is not missing, it, what, go.
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unfortunately, it was empty, what? it's it's empty, so i ask for the last time what was in it, what wasn't the case? that's it, so what, dear strishka, next, andry , you must take an oath that this secret will remain only between us, this is very serious, because on the wiki, she has no right to
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such a disclosure, that is, a contract, yes , of course, the city authorities and the police have already gotten involved, but what’s the point? there’s only yelling here, but who ’s yelling here, since it might already be where whatever, it’s 50 km to the border, but i explained everything, but what do they mean, by the way, the capitals of the world are already 35 minutes left before the start of the press conference, well, we can delay it for 15-20 minutes, this is a common practice, even putin is with us he’s late, it’s possible to detain him, it makes sense, a stuffed bear, a psycho under the sofa, a stolen coke, a homeless man with beer cans in an english case, hair, some kind of madhouse, the guests were questioned, maybe someone saw what, they heard, but they knocked, there’s no one , yeah, but
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who stopped, no one here, here too no one, here is a professor from moscow. pickpockets who were engaged in thefts, but initially aristocrats were the name given to wallets in theaters at exhibitions, as a rule, the people were young, respectable, impeccably dressed, this is not your polyentologist by any chance, oh, it’s him, it’s definitely him,
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margarita, the keys to this room, hurry up, dash, please bring the keys , just a minute, yes, you don’t have to worry, yours... is in the room, so you have nothing else to do here, are you sure, that’s for sure, i ’m absolutely convinced of this, i’ll ask you to leave , ismail, take this psycho and take him to the police department, get up, idiot, let's go, where, where, where, where, let's go for a ride in the car , come on, vicky, yes, wait, there's a passenger sitting down in the lobby with a seat belt, let go, here you go here, it’s clear that i’ll be back, so what,

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