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tv   Pyos-3  NTV  March 21, 2024 8:25am-10:01am MSK

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strong wind, rain in st. petersburg today +6, in moscow also +6, but no precipitation, fog in the morning, be careful on the roads. let's quickly count your earnings, you'll be patient, of course, then you go straight home, and he also sets an alarm for me, hey, dogs are not allowed here and we're closed, come out and fill it up.
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wait, 5 minutes, well done, now, but there is no food. look, there is sausage, doctor's grade, with a smell, well, excuse me master, they didn't bring too many drinks, listen, max, what did you do with the dog half an hour ago, just be honest, it's honest and honest. yes, as in
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spirit, that’s right, they were vacuuming the house, that’s for sure, well , if you want, ask, well, i heard, what happened, in my opinion, half an hour ago you and your dog robbed a jewelry store. so, you say the robber was bald, yes, bald, that is, like a tambourine, great, but could you tell him more about him?
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write what he looked like, here he is, arrest him, it’s him, with pleasure, attacking a policeman while on duty, hitting him by the cut, and leave him alone, and you actually jumped, went astray onto a slippery slope, wanted a beautiful life, it’s a strange thing , so normal, here’s the thing, about the return bald. with a dog , i have incorruptible secrets and an irrefutable witness , there’s a tense atmosphere here, lesh, i’m on the street, listen, well, look, i’m not running away anywhere, alexey, go away, whoever you told, you have to obey me in any case, even if i say, don’t touch the nester, do you hear me, where?
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you will drive it in your free time from work. yes, the clothes and shoes are really similar, well , that’s it, you’re caught, kill your robberies and you can set your dog on me as much as you want. where did you throw the barrel? what trunk? where is the motive? what is the motive? he has nothing to live for, he’s all enlightened, but the fact that he hasn’t enlightened, he’s broken through, so he wants to be born at the expense of someone else’s grief, and i’ll order it , but just be careful, don’t overexert, the brain, max,
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it seems we really can’t prove unambiguously that it’s not you in the video, you can’t, well, if you had some kind of alibi or someone could confirm, well, the dog can confirm. well, he was offended by me, lyosha, what should i do? these are ordinary things between criminal elements, the criminals did not divide the loot and there you go, please. listen, we probably need to look for a double, there are some thoughts, i don’t know, well, he ’s a purebred dog, maybe look through a club of dog breeders who specialize in shepherd dogs, maksimov, you’ll sit, i said. san, yes, i’m looking for dumplings in a scooter, the kind you usually take, where there’s a lot of meat and hand-made, remind me? i'll call you back, what? high-quality products from the scooter, which is what i needed to order. you have no idea how tired we are
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it’s good that you immediately contacted our club, we have the most complete catalogs of purebred dogs in the city, especially shepherds, well, that’s what they told us, yes, well , they said it correctly, but what exactly do you want to find, we want to find exactly the same dog , you are choosing a pair for mating, a lost brother... what a romantic story, and you have a very beautiful dog, that’s his name, that’s the name of the dog, and he’s a pedigree, but i don’t know, i haven’t seen her, the dog is clearly a pedigree, he must have a pedigree, what club are you in, we are in the police, you are a policeman, well, it happened, we didn’t do it on purpose. and i’ve always liked police officers, it’s so cool to protect
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civilians from bandits, and that means you’re a real police dog, yes, he probably follows commands very well, but today he doesn’t follow them at all, today he was offended by us, very bad, you can’t let such grievances flow, over time... the dog may completely stop respecting you, become completely wild, then just euthanize, euthanize, yeah , but it won’t come to that if you give the dog a good workout, and you don’t want to make an appointment with us, it’s inexpensive, and i could even give such a handsome man a discount, oh, we ’d be happy to, we just don’t have time today no, can i first give you the address of the owner of this dog? “of course you can, but only in exchange
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for your phone, i mean phone, but what ’s unclear here, i’m telling you that i always liked police officers. what? i’m working, i was looking for evidence. and i found it, by the way, it’s in a hole , right at the door over there, over there are lying. oh, and crap - i endured it. and you are a robber -killer, and you don’t have to rock the boat, special forces are already coming here. they’ll put you in prison, and i ’ll hand over your dog to the chinese, i understand, to a korean restaurant,
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you can bite him off whatever’s sticking out of him, that’s all, take him, he’s got it in his hole there! and the cartridge case, and you check in his pocket, that you, yes, i don’t have anything in my pockets, here you go, and you, this is not mine , he was the one who threw me, well, guys, what are you doing, i’m men, bitch, i i’ll show you anyway, we
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’ll talk at home, traitors, let’s go, do you hear me, uncle, let’s go, what if i’ll need help there, can you hear me at all, he’s sitting there - i won’t feed him at all, oh, i need you like that,
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hello, what do you need? i have exactly the same one sitting in my car, tell me quickly what you need, i won’t be able to hold him for long, he’s always so aggressive, with strangers, yes, what did you want, from the police, i wanted to talk about the dog, wait, i’ll tell him i’ll close the place, jerry, tell me, but in the morning where the dog was, i didn’t understand. "today there was an armed attack on a jewelry store, an unknown person was with just such a dog, here i am i asked in the morning where the dog was, they didn’t give it to anyone, i didn’t give it to anyone, jerry was here with me all the time, uh-huh, jerry, but can anyone confirm, no, i live
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alone, yeah, i see, i can see the dog then, you can’t, why?” “do you have a warrant? i'm not going to inspect the apartment, but the dog? what's the difference? jerry is my dog, he is in my apartment, and you have no right, okay, well then , see you again, but this is unlikely? yes yes. let's go, of course, let's go, uncle, why are we sitting , who are we waiting for, lena has something delicious there eat, sit down, we still need it. young
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lyosha, don’t think about it, i’m conducting an investigation, i found these bruliki in max’s car, and he set the dog on me, or rather, he didn’t have time to... and just got in the way, managed to, well, under the seat in the car, these are bruliki and a looted piece of jewelry, and are you sure that these are the trinkets of the looted piece of jewelry, yes, yes, i’ll give you my head i’ll give you a cut, yeah, you say diamonds , yes, look, oh, it had to be such a mistake, i don’t know,
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you’ll forgive me, nastya, things were delayed a little, it’s okay, well, if you agree, we can start right away today to deal with the dog, i directly agree, he’s not sure, do you hear,
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uncle, they want to re-educate you. fu next, please, nothing , don't worry, i'm a professional, i'll be fine, why should i worry, let him worry now, no, okay, dog, bye, and you're leaving so quickly, i thought you will you stay a little more, today i just can’t, i have work to do, but tomorrow, let me call you in the morning,
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okay, i’ll wait. see you tomorrow, you’re already missing me, so, let’s come to me?
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don’t twitch, lie down, hurry up, come on, at a pace, in the tent, in the tent in the tent, everything, everything is in place, the dog, the dog is behind me, you say, he was bald with the dog, yes, so, yeah, beautiful. so, uh, tell me, he didn’t call the dog anything, well, there was a dog to me, for example, i don’t remember, don’t remember, yeah, yeah, or maybe the dog called him something, well, there’s max, no, why are you looking like that, you know, it’s all kinds of things in life
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it happens, yes, yes? mm, you say, he didn’t come in a red car by chance, but i didn’t see him, we didn’t see him, but you can’t say for sure that he didn’t come in a red car. relationships, why are you so interested in this? not because of what you thought, you lie, it’s just that a person, when in love, is capable of stupid things, sometimes even crimes.
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maksimov, where is the dog? are you leaving your dog with her? what's wrong? alice promised to work with him. so she is already alice. what bothers you? nothing bothers me. we have two robberies and murders. i'm not jealous, i hope you have an alibi for the second one. no, there is not. yes, he was with her all this time, right, so she can confirm, hello, alis, hello, and you can drive up with the police station, we need to
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confirm that he spent that night with you, pushli ran away, why should i not to say about it? “hello, what do you need, it’s still the same dog, on what basis is this, and, by the way , on what basis is this, just show me the dog, maybe show me yours, but by the way,
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i haven’t seen it for a long time, but i don’t have one at all dogs, but she doesn’t have a dog at all, what ’s going on here, out of my house, out of her house you're going to screw everyone up, no , why do they all, even those, torn from jewelry, oops, i 'm not guilty of anything, he didn't say why he's taking the dog, who he is, last name, first name, patronymic, gender, quickly, my roommate , former , phillin alexander, who, or something, yes, but was he released already, yes, a month ago, he found me himself, demanded jerry, for a while, he threatened, who, jerry, well? forgot me, i remember you well,
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but it would be too easy to kill you, i want to put you in jail, marry someone else’s fak here. give me his car, quickly, i'm not going anywhere, who asks you why you need me, maksimka, well done!
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they're lying on the floor, with their feet towards me. you're up, load, quickly! yes, hurry up, i said, max is calling, it’s not max, it’s. leonov, yes, max, it’s not max, it’s leonidov, you
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’ve got the wrong number, hmm, it’s max, he just robbed another jewelry store and disappeared with the dog. are you crazy or what? yes, i didn’t believe it at first either, but it seems that everything is so. the murdered woman left his car at the crime scene. what kind of woman, dog handler? i don't know, we'll figure it out. in general, come, field street 12. i warn you. can you describe the perpetrator in detail? yes, of course, he was bald, dressed in black, a dog, a shepherd, well, did he have any special features? maybe there were scars, tattoos of some kind
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, i didn’t have time to look, i immediately fell on the floor, this is a dog, this is licking him, they’re both bald, which one is the one on the right, no, no, which one is the one on the left, not the right one, oh, this is your woman, listen, max, your car is on the street, and there are three corpses here, can you explain, please, this time i have an album, a little not... won, take him to the car, i will personally take him
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i’ll take it to the cell , i don’t know, i’m telling you, follow the dog, he’ll take you to the eagle owl, what eagle owl are you carrying, go, let’s get in the car, it’s good to buy a nest, the woman told you about you, i don’t remember anything, i i was shell-shocked, so catch the dog, or better yet , shoot him, he’s just as much a criminal as this one, let me immediately apologize to you, why, i even knocked you out three times, why did you? i only remember two, yes, ole!
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stand still. behind the head, put it aside, it’s not the bald one, it’s the other one, it’s not the same one, well, yes, i saw it there's someone rummaging around with a gun, you heard someone rummaging around over there with a gun, go ahead, well, i 'm off, come on, come on, hide, there's a police special operation going on here, a murderer , i wish you good luck, thank you,
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i don't understand, what is this, what the colonnade, they are shooting. pistol, makharov looks like, but it’s strange, yes, you should have already taken the criminals, or not, nest, it’s not difficult to rise to the rank of lieutenant, uncle won’t help, bitch, bite me off alive, fuck off, i’ll figure it out without snotting, but i’ll go around, i’ll take everyone into the cauldron, behind me, in front of me. well, lie down take it, and not hunt under a bullet, okay, you go to the left, i'll go to the right.
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i almost shot you. we'll split up, jerry, jerry, and damn it, jerry come to me, yeah, where are you, jerry, jerry, are you crazy, huh?
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how did you scare me, huh?
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hello, hello, so you found me? well, they say that dog handlers have a good sense of smell. okay, to be honest, i was just making inquiries. certificates, why? i wanted to know how the dog was doing, i’m glad he was found. or maybe maybe you'll still come to our classes with him? we seem to have established communication with him, it will be very useful for the dog to learn to follow orders unquestioningly. this is very good for the dog. listen, stop it, give me your food here , everything has gone bad, throw it in the trash, what a good girl, wow, yes, you don’t need to train such a dog, but you come anyway, just like that, you can do it even without a dog, okay, all the best, maxim,
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goodbye. oh, what, what, well, what did this beauty want from you? i invited you to the club, ra? yes yes, what club, go there on a leash , obey unquestioningly, carry out orders, so what did you answer, i said, thank you, no, i already got into trouble with my wife once, what did i do, oh, you can, you need to, i brought it, that's right, here... i am igor nikolaevich gnezdilov, honored police captain,
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being under the influence of kenological misconceptions associated with the similarity of animals, breeds, dogs, shepherd dogs. this is what, as you asked, explanatory, i asked you to clearly explain why the hell you sent state-owned special forces to arrest maksimov, and you told me comparative characteristics of breeds, shepherd dogs, dogs, well, that’s just where it all started, i, i thought it was the right dog, but it turned out it was not the same dog, and i thought it was his dog, but it turned out to be the wrong dog , and i thought that it was his dog, but it turned out that it was not his, and the witnesses were too late.
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can you imagine, some red car almost hit me, and in general it seemed to me that a dog was driving. well , here we go again, imagine, so, a red car with license plates sm 3948 t2, with a dog behind the wheel, end of recording, back up, uh, give me a paw, i asked you to give me a paw,
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that’s all, enspiel is too lazy for you. what natalya, where else are they meeting, what are you talking about? have mercy, igor, have mercy, that this time, soon, be silent, last time there was a paddy wagon,
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here, it’s surprising that not a single store reported missing electronics, it’s surprising, listen, maybe they have some brother-in-law sitting there in the warehouse, maybe he’s stealing quietly, what are you so bored? but for me, no, but you won’t get rid of me just like that, so tell me, for what, why us, but we are not needed ourselves. i can make you famous, everyone loves to watch tv series about detectives, but lena and i have never watched detective series in our lives, especially cop series, and what ’s wrong with these series, it’s not like that, they don’t act like that, they talk like that , yes, they dress, he says, not like that, that’s not right, that’s all. not so, but i
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boss, don’t you think that this is already mockery, some redhead is interfering in the investigation, and until you finish the case, she won’t leave, well, that means, as lena once said, it’s either me or her, well, since you pose the question like that, of course, she, i wanted to leave, but
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... now, out of spite, i decided to stay longer , harm, this is your other self, look, but i only need one plot, that’s all, no, what about your order from the boss, i didn’t care about the boss ’s orders from him, oh so, i recorded everything on a tape recorder, just like that, damn it, i’ll still solve this case with or without you, please, without us, good luck to you, but i only have one day to... watch everything, it ’s a circus or something, just to see, i ’m working alone without spectators, but how about this voice recorder of yours, it’s amazing, only i’m a dog, and i, no, but i need to be in the thickest, no more animals, well, for the plot i need to be in the thickest, most interesting, most real investigations, you know, the thickest, uh
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-huh, please, oh, what is this, a cell for criminals, like -it’s disgusting here, just like they ordered, it’s in the thick of it, so i don’t seem to be a criminal, it’s like, you know, in the garden, but well release me immediately. this is chaos, well, yes, as promised, let me out now. when i realized, they had just reported an attempt to steal a fire truck, the driver was knocked out with a shocker, i wonder, girls, uh-huh, fire truck,
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while houses are unsafe in the regions, we are ready to receive children from the belgorod region, as the first guests were greeted in voronezh, to be called out of underground captivity, the progress of the operation to rescue the gold miners of the pioneer mine, as well as the unhealing pain of the memory of the eightieth anniversary of the liberation of the azararichi concentration camp, a new series of migration confrontation between texas and the federal authorities and... the ship is gaining move, the fairy tale film is already in cinemas across the country. this is the program today, in the studio of dmitry zavoisty. hello. belgorod residents who are subjected to fierce shelling from side of the terrorists of the kiev regime, is now helping.

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