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tv   Pyat minut tishini  NTV  March 22, 2024 9:00pm-10:00pm MSK

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yes , it’s immediately obvious that he missed someone more, and he, don’t worry about me anymore, sat here and waited while you rushed around with your events, well , it wasn’t in vain that you rushed around. yes, come on, i won a tender to organize an event, come on, a presentation at a technoforum, come on, van, you knew, well , van, well, well, i knew, alus, i knew, here, well, i honestly wanted to , without cronyism, so you are already without cronyism, you have the best company, they immediately understood this, come on... you, come on, stop it, i
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couldn’t allow the hydrogen engine was presented by god knows who and god knows how, i would have achieved it myself, so you yourself have achieved it, i just helped a little, well, understand , this is very important for me, so let’s examine this square if the drone hasn’t found it yet , although they poor fellows are falling off their feet there, there was no point in walking here, i immediately... there weren’t enough trees for them, there was nowhere to fall through, and they would have seen it right away from a satellite , well, yes, the major just didn’t take him with him, so he was showing off, that kasatsky fell out of favor with his superiors, so that’s it, let’s get down to business, find the girl, then we’ll pick our own insults.
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we’re heading to the mountains, the girl has disappeared, we’ve been looking for the second day, and you’ll take me with you, no question. you bastard, die here, at least save the video, mom, dad, i'm such a fool! i’m terribly
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unlucky here, in short, if anything, i love you. don’t be offended by me, but you shouldn’t have strained yourself so much, i didn’t do it for the sake of testing, i just wanted to go to the field, but i don’t have the strength, you’re a comrade general, you’ve plowed so many fields. for some, that's enough for three lives. sergei saidevich, when you become a general, you will understand that there are never too many fields. that's it for sure. yes, i didn’t even expect to be a lieutenant colonel become. okay, let's move out. semichkin, can you find a field uniform for the general? eat. comrade lieutenant colonel, allow me to take
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part in the operation. oh, i see. i give permission, comrade captain. and you stay at the base, out of harm’s way. eating out of harm's way. i’ll give you a uniform, let’s go, let’s go, saidich , why are you making them look like boys, so that they don’t get into a fight, i would sit at the base myself, i’m still green, wait, i don’t understand what’s going on, the rescuers are fighting, the commander is green, a normal commander , just something, i need fresh mountain air, well, how quickly cats are born, and we wait 2 minutes. why are you hypnotizing him,
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or what? do you want it to produce the result you need? you don't need one, right? “you’re not going to leave him, yul ? let’s get the result first, then we’ll decide together , we’ll decide together, you think i don’t understand that my opinion doesn’t matter to you, i just know your opinion, and you, your opinion, do you know, yul?" what is there to think about at all, one minute, i understand perfectly well that if a choice arises
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between me and work, then the choice is obvious, well this is a child, this is a child. this, this is a different choice, no, sasha, this is the same choice, but you left me yesterday, you didn’t even look back, you can’t do that with a child, yul, i don’t know, i, sasha, i don’t know what you... the situation has gone away, i can’t even imagine this, nothing needs to be resolved, the issue is closed, it
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’s easier that way, right? go to the doctor, i will.
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tell him, i’ll send him with this painted turkey, let him walk around, don’t dangle under his feet, the kosatsky needs to show this to himself, but you don’t, i don’t need it, well, you see, you’re not a caredist, you’re a real rescuer, well what if everyone is ready, let's go, stop, where 's the bubble, bubble, apport, well done, just like that, well, take the wheel, just kidding, forward, forward, well done, like that.
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somehow you were more cheerful yesterday , so it was you who cheered me up, maybe i’ll succeed today , let’s run, shoot, talk, i really, i see that you haven’t said enough to yourself that the hydrogen engine has been tested, for the chinese, for their relatives, but you don’t want to name a specific customer, so they all look the same, i understand, they’re confused, so what else, explosive the device was prepared, belikov was bribed, they shot at him, i drove the car, yarik shot.
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did they know about me even before this from ulyanovsk? yes, it was a pleasant acquaintance. and it seemed to me that we had met even earlier. okay, did you kill mussorsky too? sinful, he killed. and, apparently, after they ordered saltpeter through him. yes, my partner? it turns out that he also worked for you, yes, lenya, yes, with lenya
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it worked out gracefully, much cooler, only here he is senya, not lenya, maybe senya, they all look the same, yes, but you were just performers, right, pogodin, who is your boss? the main one here , you, comrade major, the general himself is boring, damn it, i could have done a story with him, that’s it, the sensation has disappeared, but she already has a personal journalist, who, natasha, has a boyfriend, do everything for now. searches are ongoing in real time, but there are still caring people in the world who are ready to help me, the dreaming
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zemfira knows for sure that natasha is still alive, all the subscribers of my blog will see live how we find her, with every step i feel more and more vibration waves that emanate from her, she is alive, she she is waiting for help, she is now on the snake, and where are the zmeykovsky waterfalls? uh, here, here, this, yes, ah, that is , ours won’t go there, no, ours are on the other side, uh, well, if anything happens, we’ll send them a stream. listen, how far is it to get there? well, yes, screw you, how do i know that the doctor is good, you’re a hiker, well, i’m not an idiot, and even more so, he’s a blogger himself, why do you need this? comrade general, if you don't mind? i, yes, please, command, you are the commander here, so, you and captain
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kasatsky take this square, yeah, i entrust you with the upbringing of the young shoots, well, you are the captain, make sure that not a single hair falls from the general, there is, well, there is a task , there is a task, let’s disperse, go ahead, comrade general, let’s get the chest, let’s go, let's go, update and renew! with a big spring sale at the megamarket, buy a deco welding machine for only 889 rubles. this is a show of duel stars, today the face... denis dorokhov and philip kirkorov will meet, it will be a very interesting duel, pop king against king's asses, stars, why did you do this, this is a very difficult decision, impossible, impossible, tomorrow at 21:20 on
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order on our website leamax.ru. results of the week on sunday. 19:00 on ntv. you are not the captain of me. i’m on guard, and look for the girl , and in general you have to walk in a chain, from a distance of 20 m, i’m aware, comrade general, but i was ordered to ensure your safety, and
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i’m ensuring, by the way, it’s me who must make sure that you don’t risk yourself in vain, so, there’s some kind of hole here, well, a failure, but there are no signs of a fall, well done, tracker, let’s put your hand aside, igor, what did you watch that video down there, i remembered again your theatrical past, very funny, no, famin sent it to me, this natasha’s boyfriend went to look for her with some yearling at the zmeykovsky waterfalls, why didn’t you say right away, the point is, they examined the waterfalls from copters, there are open forests there, they wouldn’t let natasha through, they’re the ones who are so foolish, tell me, did this moron show you a video about me?
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performer, carries out other people's orders, proof, the chinese noticed me even before ulyanovsk, sent senya to me, and the weather did not even know senya. no for the court, but for me this is a clue, but for you, in fact, there is already a new task, until those on the forum pass,
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i will not move anywhere from here. the stream suddenly stopped, check what’s wrong with them, you’re closer to them, i understand everything
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, we’ll look, and now where are you, forward, we’ll go in your direction, but in the sunrise , come on, bloggers, fortune tellers, come on, they’re three times wrong, run after them through the mountains and forests, this is our fate, go ahead! nadyun, you are there, let your husband spend the night, you said, he wrote tomorrow that he will fly in the day before the tournament, come here, where, and quickly, ah, here you go!
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oh, another one, she wandered around the mountains for half a day and still dragged herself to the base, it’s just that igor wasn’t going to search, i thought he was here, i thought, i thought, why did you forget here, at your place? what’s wrong with said, he’s also been tossing his stomach for two days now, he’s feeling sick, i wonder? “the compound and i
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didn’t eat anything together, and didn’t drink, and didn’t drink, and didn’t sniff, smelled, or rather breathed, said and i swam with one scuba tank, south, south , let's go, i'll give you some coffee, but i'm not really hungry!" i had a snack on the plane, well, well , you didn't have a snack, you had a snack, this was in the morning, well, somehow dyun, well, i had to go to the landing , no more no, tomorrow is the tournament, let's go, let's go eat, let's go now, at least let
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me change clothes, shake her already, where do you know how much it costs bubble to me to me bubble well done well done bubble hello, please
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, are you a fortune teller, a hereditary dreamer? zemfira, i know what brought you here, fate often presents trials on the way to a good goal, there is what you have, but the camera, the crow was comforted, the dog is like that, this is an evil fate, he took on the guise of a crow, ugh, you damn thing, but you need help, what kind of help, you’ve been looking for natasha for 2 days, and that we will find her ourselves without you, you first get off, son, let’s go belly, carefully, i can, okay, kolya, go, i’ll catch up. i’ll sort it out, as i understand it, there’s no way to get a trampoline here, this one is definitely completely empty, but there were still 10 minutes left after gereev, we should check the others too, we’ll check if
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so, wonderful. where is he where is he gas?
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you lost it there, you bastard, i don’t know, maybe you forgot it at home, what’s that? sent his wife to rest. to the south , i'll kill you, i'll cut off your filthy head, calm down, you calm down , you're a man, you need to drink me, this is your sock,
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's try from the roof on the balcony to open the door easier, i'll go down to the balcony, open the door, let you into the apartment, and you'll take care of grandma, let's go ahead, oh, that would be ideal, well , admit it, where is he? neighbors, yeah, crawled through the ventilation, listen, don’t want to eat, go get some sleep, but you need to sleep it off, don’t make a fool out of me.
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so we got there, natasha, somewhere here , it seems, she broke down, the bubble of the trail clearly led to a cliff, no, no, she couldn’t die, i don’t believe it, she’s alive, i hear her fear, it’s very close, below her no , maybe she’s really alive, there, there the vibrations come from there, sack, well... it means it’s you, kesha, i found the video, i advised the unfortunate seed to point at me, vitya is still small, kind, i want to treat you in a good way , you can never teach in a good way, what can’t you teach, nefyodov, what you need from me, i need you to become a man, but
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you alone in the squad behave like a pig, everyone came here just to save you, you alone need to prove yourself, just like this does not become the first. seriously , not fedov, you decided to educate me, to punish me, kids, when they don’t understand the words, what do they do, punish, go nuts, wow, a mudslide happened, it seems like recently, yes, look, look, bubble, look, well done, well done , bubble, look, saidych, yes, a one-day hike, it looks like they’re spending the winter here you can organize it, but the girl is somewhere, and so where are you calling, and not natasha by chance, let me,
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come on, admit what kind of circus you have organized here. nadya, well, excuse me, maybe i really got tired of the tournament. here you are, you bastard, die, gan, i’m already here,
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give me your hand, hand? give me your hand, hand, come on, come on, i don’t understand anything at all, but everything is clear, saidych, the girl is hiding, the blogger is looking for her live, the fortune teller is sort of finding her, yasnovich. fortune teller, advertising, dude, likes on the internet, but the girl still doesn’t know that she’s a beginner actress, she also needs exposure, wait, wait, she didn’t disappear anywhere, but she disappeared, now she’s missing, she should be here, but she’s not there, the phone doesn’t answer, well, you’ll find her, but what’s ours
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looking ahead, the vibrations don’t suggest anything, the vibrations they brought me here, m... saidych, if she had fallen, but survived, she could have gone down the river bed, she could have. kasatsky, welcome, welcome, where are you? we are moving towards you in the waterfalls. don’t go, natasha is not there, we are walking along the river bed. comrade general, move away from the water, please listen, captain, i’m not 3 years old, but i understand that i’m not 3 years, but there are slippery stones there, yes, very slippery stones, comrade general, igor is worried, well, uh, kasatsky, you
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beauty, who will be next? mask, fifth anniversary season, sunday at 20:20 on ntv. yes, call 112 or the reception they will confirm to you that we are rescuers. yes, i know such rescuers, i’ll call the police now. yes, call wherever you want. you realize that there is a man hanging outside your window. and you may be prosecuted for failure to provide assistance. the watcher is as tenacious as your tick, give me your hand, quietly, quietly , quietly, calmly, quietly, excuse me, for god’s sake, i thought you were robbers, i heard that i was a robber, you are casanovo, we have a good team, you
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’re fine, thank you, i understand, so let’s take off the harness, then i’ll climb. eh, man, what do you think, has it leaked? yes, i’m not for you, just go ahead sleep it off, uh, on the fourth, i ’ll throw you a rope now, fix it, please, how much do you have there, huh?
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what does she need for air here, yeah. chair, come on, now, ah, quiet, quiet, quiet, oh, and i called an ambulance, grandma, what kind of
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doctors are they that fly in on their own, they live in sochi. it’s not like that with us, well, how is it here with you , the blood pressure pulse is normal, but it’s just the nerves that are salty, yes, grandma, oh, yes, well, everyone has this now , so, wait, where is our hero-lover, and where is he , but he jumped out of the apartment like he was scalded, apparently he was scared of trying on socks. do you recognize? this is her phone, natashkin. natasha, where are you? she drowned, right? don’t panic ahead of time and don’t croak, there’s an opening down the river channel, we’ll definitely find it. i hear, i hear. vibrations again? let's get tired already. shut up, i can hear your voice. shut up, both of you. saidych, there
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really is something down there along the riverbed. look at this. natasha, calm down, that’s it, we’re going to the top , and don’t let you take a step from here, this is a general from moscow, to obey him, whoever doesn’t obey the general will lose his third class, and the first and both too, comrade general, you’ll look after them, okay, seryoga, of course i’ll look after them, i understand, you don’t need a crowd there, bubble, but you look after the general. here she is, petrov, come down, i 'm off, comrade lieutenant colonel, let me, come on, eat, come on, come on, young man!
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great, well, dig around there, ready, help, come on, kasatsky, little by little, little by little! what, what is it, it hurts, branches are everywhere, into the skin, i can’t make out the branches, it hurts, in the right pocket, there’s a small syringe, i put it in your bag, i understand, stick yourself with
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a petro, just like in the movies, you’re us actress, yes, there you go. well done, well done, give me the recording camera, i ’ll film it myself and find someone to edit it, but i won’t be a doctor, why did you find it, who just did it? i heard a voice, wasn’t i, or something, give me the camera here, go away, and calm down, both of you, well , move away from the edge,
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we can get it, eat, take it, be careful , there, yes, there’s a body kit, take it! don’t interfere, once, the zaedich is ready and once, once
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ah! “tell me, she’s alive, yes she’s alive, she’s alive, you see , she’s resting, you’re crap, yes, what is this, are you people or who, i’ll make you such an advertisement, you won’t wash yourself off, i’ll curse you, you’ll rot from the inside, you bastard, stop it, hold it!”

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