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why do you speak so confidently? she has you, reliable. you will succeed. there’s no need to go to the hospital itself, stop here somewhere. won't you take the money again? i won't take it. but maybe i will need your help, yes, of course, do you have a phone? yes, write down my number, look how, this fool is still here, don’t you want to try again, yes, i ’ll go, let him ride on his handicap. slow down, what is it, ah
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yes tanya, here she gives, they just turned away, and she ’s already with it, shut up your filthy girl, she won’t bother you, quickly, find me a local gang? i want to know everything about this development.
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does not pass. his card doesn’t go through
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, sorry, your card doesn’t go through, try again, i asked you to try again, so why not try, let them pay in cash, let’s do it in half, i ’ll answer you, yeah, in half, that’s it, thank you, we'll figure it out ourselves, sorry, but... your card doesn't go through, try again , i tried it twice, it doesn't go through, you have to pay the bill in cash, you have to, i heard, you have to, you have to, will you pay or not, dear.
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problems? sorry, but you haven't paid extra, 10% is included in the bill is for the service, i won’t pay for any service, we didn’t like it here. we didn’t like you, but what’s the problem , the bill is paid, pay, otherwise you’ll have to, whatever you have to, what can you wait, but hello, man, you’re a goth, and i don’t want me to see you here anymore, you’re still washing your face with blood, i understand what you said, it’s not enough for you, maybe i’ll shoot a bunch of you in the leg here, do you know where this scarecrow will put himself? water, get out of here, go already,
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go, get out, see you later. comrade colonel, yes, can i leave, no, wait for me, the general hasn’t been here since the morning just like that, i think it's going to be hot, so wait, okay. sleep, hello, i wish, i wish, good, allow me, i wish you health , uh-huh, hello, hello, have a seat
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, yeah, do you want some kefir, no, thank you, i don’t want it, i’m tormented by heartburn, what’s not news is a reason, what’s not a reason is heartburn straight up. are you sure you won't? no, no , i won’t, thank you, maybe i’ll have some tea, i’ve already had breakfast, yeah, well, how are you, at home, everything’s fine, thank god, everything’s fine , what happened, and what happened, nothing happened, yeah, well, tell me , tell me how the situation is, what’s new in area, operational situation, yes, everything is as usual, we don’t expect surprises, well, little things, mostly everyday things, so , so, what happened, yeah, to the personnel, as is, complaints, comments, wishes , comrade
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general, you’re all around, what happened, what happened? everything is in order, for now, oh, that’s me, probing the atmosphere, oh , by the way, ivan karastushevsky, who previously held a serious position in the moscow government, was appointed chief head of the department, today ivan andreevich is in our studio, hello, tell me what are the there will be your first actions in a new position , hello, from today i will be in charge of the law enforcement agencies of our city. first of all, i aim to ensure interaction between the police and the administration of our city, because the safety of our citizens should not suffer from misunderstandings or, god forbid, intrigue between these departments, and most importantly, i intend
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to burn out corruption, bribery and imagine laziness with a hot iron. ivan andreevich, i know that you are from... st. petersburg, do you like how you have changed city? well, how can you not like your hometown ? of course, i like it, but we need to put things in order, but we can handle it. yes, no, smoke without anything, as they say. what did he do? why was he sent to us? oh, brother, this shouldn’t concern you and me. uh-huh, but then, this knowledge will not help you when it’s a hot iron, i understand, uh -huh, yes, comrade general, and maybe changes are not always bad, but how can i say, a new
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person, new orders, new employees, no, no, no, i'm not scaring you, i'm just informing you in advance, uh-huh, uh-huh, so here you go finger on the pulse, okay, ivan andreevich is called upon to make the work of law enforcement agencies more transparent and to establish their interaction with public institutions. by the way, experienced manager and personnel officer ivan karastyshevsky thought for a long time before agreeing to this position. sorry, i agreed to this position right away. he agreed, really.
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great, great, well, borya, why did kharlamov call you today? well, don't delay! nothing special, we watched the news, drank kefir, and left because of nothing there’s nothing special about the main office , come on, don’t be so dark, you were watching the news when borya, it’s time to start the summer season, i have all my free time , it’s getting ready, bags, all sorts of belongings, and my good faith with a lawn mower to the advantage, i’m generally afraid to return home . i understand, i understand, let’s take a walk with you
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a little, yes, come on, contract soldier, you should know this, when entering military service, you receive a number of benefits and guarantees, but there is also something that has no price, to be shoulder to shoulder with comrades, defend your family and homeland, fight for a just cause, get new knowledge skills, become stronger, join your people, serve under a contract, mommy, this is where we live, where my sister is, today the corpse of a woman was found, but the examination says that the body and arms. belong to different victims, the witness is sure that her rape
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was part of a ritual of a satanic sect, very serious people, they have their own eyes and ears everywhere, you will run for office, the legislative assembly, i will cut off your finger, i will start with the little finger, stop for a moment, you will not as beautiful as you are unique. what kind of people?
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turn off the music, i have a small child, congratulations, stop it immediately, you , you have a conscience, you don’t live alone in the house, go home, stop it, i ’ll call the police now, and at least the whole department, in general, to the administration of the new official translated, rushing, a new broom sweeps in a new way, new instructions, new employees, and keep your finger on
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the pulse, in general, you understand, yes, oh, sorry, asokin, yes, i’m listening, that’s right, i’ll be right there, okay, pasha , i’m here, i’ll drive away for an hour, so what’s in the eye again? pasha, well, you understand, in in general, let's get here, keep your finger on the pulse, of course, of course, and don't relax, let's go!
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well khamenka, sasha, how long can you wait, let’s finish everything already. i laid out everything there, mazaev is extorting, brazenly, openly extorting a bribe, so mazaev, who is he, what kind of beast? mazaev, chief psychoneurologist. i’m a member of a psychoneurological department , exactly how do i know, if i don’t have a certificate there for a permit for a traumatic weapon, they require a bribe, and i ’m not a member of the mental department, but why do you need a gun at all, like why don’t you watch the news, now
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every janitor has a gun, they shoot at almost the wrong time, it’s like some kind of wild west, northwest. exactly , there is little hope for you, excuse me, why call you when a hole is shot in your head, why did you come to us then, if you have no hope, where should i go, please take action against the bribe-taker, okay, carnations , we have accepted your application, you can go, we will call you, i would like to hope. how impudent, listen, sasha, i ask you as a friend, as a brother, a working day it will be over soon, and we haven’t even eaten, now, suvorov, what is it, we have the wrong number. yes,
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ivan andreevich, stepanov called, he says that the house is ready, you can move in, he will deliver the keys to you today. yes, okay, thank you. they’ll take your little guy’s gun away on the street and shoot him. then go and explain to such a hero. what kind of society do we have? everyone shoots, everyone wants to shoot. san, by the way, i heard the guys say that today this lebedev is committing atrocities. by the way, you watched tv yesterday, it was all about some official they talked for a day. thank you, masha. did not watch. do
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you think we should be worried? i think we should start to worry that we are both not at work, and lebedev, i think, will not like it very much if he decides to come into our office, so we have to go, yes, yes, we have to go, yes. khamenko, you are completely stunned, they wish you well, lieutenant colonel, i’m sorry, i just washed my shirt dirty, it’s wet, well , i mean, when you wash it, it’s always wet, it will dry and i’ll get dressed, do you want jam, mom sent homemade, why are you all here with crazy it’s like, what else do you need to say so that it finally dawns on you that
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you can’t eat or chase anyone in the workplace, why should i explain as i should... see the police, put on your shirt quickly, i won’t put it on, why, well, it’s wet , i’m catching a cold, so you haven’t read the charter at all, so now you’re going to learn it from me by heart, wait, i won’t be long. khamenka, tolya, everything is fine with you, i wish you good health, comrade colonel, everything is fine, there are no incidents, why are you standing there? i ’m reading the charter, comrade colonel, what? i think, the charter must be read while standing. well, well, read, read,
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well done. a police officer is required to follow the rules of conduct. a police officer, a police officer is obliged to maintain the chain of command, hello, uh-huh, oh, that means we need to inspect the surveillance cameras in the area and report, what, you didn’t do anything, no, you didn’t do it. why? that's why i spent the whole day trying to get my son to sleep in between ironing and washing. lil, what happened? nothing happened. i'm tired, i'm tired, i want to rest. this neighbor is also a moron with his music, i already have the entire repertoire i know him, turns on the music at full volume , oh, please, and i have nothing to do with it, and
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besides, you’re a policeman, in the end, do something, okay, i’ll go figure it out, and what is this, i’m something- then i don’t understand anything. why do you need to turn off the music, why is this suddenly, listen, neighbor, i ask you as a human being, please turn off the music, my child is not sleeping, but why should i, you were looking for a while, i’m not a neighbor yet started, what problems do i have? what problems? now it will be yours! yes suddenly? but why? yes, did you read it? and what's the outfit now? i’ll call you, will you
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listen to your music in the department? in the monkey barn, understand? you have no right, you, as me, should know that i can make as much noise as i want until 11 p.m. what? if you don’t fuck off, i’ll call an outfit for you myself. what? and then i’ll sue you for abuse of power. did you remove your hands, did you remove your hands? okay, now i’ll fill out a certificate, shoot
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for your health, just don’t forget, so to speak, to watch where you’re shooting, thank you, doctor, yes, dmitry olegovich, olegovich, for your health, don’t hurt yourself. gentlemen, what's the matter, what do you want? citizen mazaev, you detained on suspicion of taking a bribe. citizens understood, pay attention, please. are you crazy, what kind of bribe? hands on the table. gentlemen, witnesses, an envelope was found. it contains cash. the banknote is marked with the inscription bribe. please. yes. the banknote numbers have been rewritten, that's what you need, corrupt official, here you are, citizen, i recommend you take your money, see a psychiatrist, i don't understand what's going on at all, this is an obvious
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split personality, a mental disorder, and i also took the doctor's oath, honestly people treat i swore, you came to me for treatment, maybe you came to me for medicine, no, you came to me for weapons, and instead of stamping a certificate, i’m telling you. to the psychiatrist that calm down, calm down, calm down, don’t make things worse, sit down, you will regret it, yes, but this is a direct statement, whatever you want, citizens, please remember. wait in the car. fine. i came. listen,
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we need to install filters and order mineral water. this is impossible. i will ruin all my hair and nails. the water is terrible. and please order the curtains are thicker until these stupid white nights. started, i don’t want to sleep in the light , it’s terrible, vanya, this is some kind of zapaleria, this won’t last long, vanya, but i’ll have to be patient until all my teeth are broken on me, vanya, this is some kind of village, i’ve come to the store, and there is one smelt for sale, len , they say smelt, but there’s nowhere to go here, i’m not going to ruin my life here, it’s okay, you’ll have patience, i need a little , you’ll go back to your moscow, no no, they’re in the capital there, they think that they can so easily exile me to st. petersburg, let’s return to...
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a year or two, we’ll return to moscow as winners, and those who sent me here, you know, i’m not vindictive, i’ll forget my revenge, i’ll be late, i’m still a curry. come on, this is
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some kind of nonsense. it's you, leave mozaev. everything is obvious here, evidence, witnesses, fingerprints on the envelope of banknotes, everything, everything is according to the law, don’t get away with it. incredible. very likely. and even more likely, a huge fine with deprivation of the right to hold office for up to 3 years, or compulsory up to 5 years. article 290. gratitude is not needed, but you will insist, i can be very grateful, but to me yours , then we’ll open a second case, what kind of person are you, it can be amicable, everyone works like that, i
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don’t work like that, you don’t need to speak for everyone. while you are free, don’t leave the city limits , okay, in an astrakhan high-rise building 48 km away, a woman has 40 animals, that is, a little more than one square meter per animal, so you take a step, and this is a different animal, apparently, the neighbors don’t sleep at night because loud barking, they are suffocated by the smell of cat and dog excrement, they howl, they and they fight among themselves , the same rags are hung out after the dogs, the residents of the house are afraid that one day the neighbor’s dogs will tear them to pieces, they began to rush at me, i was very scared whether the owner would hear the neighbors’ pleas over the dog’s barking, she’s sitting here and
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making up an idea on purpose, before this... yeah, where are you? got it, i'll be there soon, thank you.
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bon appetit mihalich and hello, what i like about you is stability, you can always be found in the same place, what’s new in the criminal world, but somehow everything is the same, yeah, listen, i need help from you, like from a local police officer, well, this is something new, well, let’s share it, the neighbor got a new one. i don’t have the strength, this is the apartment above us, this is the thirtieth one, oh no, forget it, i mean, they’ve already had a carload of complaints about them, well, it’s up to me to sort it out, but that’s what i need, yes, no, no, no, and then listen , what have they done, well, they’re making noise, well, yes, 11 have every right, so mikhailovich, it’s impossible, but you have coupe earplugs, the best ones are construction ones, you know, so soft, orange, no, blue ones are better, it’s a matter of taste, for me ...
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thank you, i helped, van, dear, how old, how many winters? i don’t understand you, stas , why are you talking to him as an intellectual, well, you gave everything to the turnip, the turnip is not according to the law, alilka nags me according to the law, after work, i come home, i want to relax, every day it’s the same thing well, this whole thing starts again, a neighbor is upstairs with his disco, his wife is downstairs with a saw, he says: do something, our
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child is not sleeping, but what can i do, guys, hang myself, i really feel sorry for you, i ’m about to cry, yes kira, no talk i tried, they say people do that, yes i tried, sanya, he’s insane, he says , i have the right until 11, i went to the local police officer, this one also said that the issue cannot be resolved, stasik, really, pose the question point blank, well, he hit me in the neck and that's it, with an edge, well, with an edge, he gave everything to the neck. kira, what, there are no other methods, some people just don’t understand russian, for educational purposes i also think it ’s possible. well, wise man ashot tetrakovich, listen to him. what, brother, are you cold? yes, and i miss these rivers and canals. that's a waste of time, okay, i understand yours problem, i’ll try to help, according to these certificates, you don’t have a crime there, i’m sure who you take me for, everything is clean there, the case isn’t worth a damn, this investigator is just a brat, he’s stubborn on principle,
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there’s a lot of money there, it’s not even worth talking about about what, well, if there’s nothing, then we won’t, then you and this applicant, decide that he withdraws his application, and i will resolve the issue at my level, well, okay, let’s go to lunch, enough about business, what ’s the weather like, listen, why did they call, didn’t say, fight, if anything happens, call right away, right away, okay, pasha, well, i’m worried, honestly, but why are you like a horse, by god, you stay on the farm, of course. let's go, so, where are you hanging around, why is there no one in the service, fellow lieutenant colonel, today suvorov and bukharkov detained a bribe taker, the head doctor
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of a psychoneurological dispensary, extorted large sums for certificates to obtain a permit to carry a weapon, but i already know, a bribe taker, yes , that's good, that's. “i don’t understand, why wasn’t there anyone in the service? i’m sure you’ll figure it out, this is pure misunderstanding, what’s called excesses on the ground, no, wow, excesses, there are
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statements, witnesses, the whole procedure mazaev, a famous specialist, honored doctor, doctor of sciences, well, you see, it would be very unpleasant if this case became unnecessary." the applicant is going to renounce his testimony , there is information that he was going to slander the doctor, do you want to add something, but no, i have nothing left to add, and
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so they poured a whole mound above the roof, what is this? and everything is stated there, the doctor did not offer any bribe, i’m all wrong understood. what does that mean you misunderstood the carnations? the demon got confused, got angry, thought it up, well, misinterpreted it, but what difference does it make, hand over my statement as... what are the problems? what is it, what are the problems? we don’t have a law office here, i wrote a statement and took the statement back. i beg you very much, hand over my application. well, i misunderstood, i don’t want an innocent person to get hurt, it’s a familiar watch, don’t mess with it for an hour, no, i bought it myself, goodbye.
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took it, well, you know our citizens, it’s not for me to tell you, but everything is clear there, comrade colonel, he sells these certificates, it’s like two and two, suvarov, cool down, they stand up for this mazaev very strongly, so much so that i even feel uneasy, and don’t look at me with your eyes, you won’t make a hole. sasha
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, well, honestly, because of these certificates, well, i really don’t want to fight with the administration, with the administration, that’s it, what with the administration, with this new official, about whom all the channels are just trending, no, well, of course i can fight with him, but tomorrow, exactly tomorrow , a new boss will sit in place of me. do you need it, i don’t need this, especially since everything is according to the law, the citizen wants to withdraw the application, yeah, according to the law, large-scale projects, modern technologies, new ones. horizons: russia
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you know how much i miss you, uh -huh, the little one and i miss you, and in general i miss you, and you know what we’ll do now, uh-huh, let’s run a bath, you’ll throw that foam of yours in there, fuck you, well, yes, fuck you, and what and well, as before stas, well, give him a suggestion, finally, lilya, and what can i, formally he has the right, i’m serious until 11, lilya, well, i can’t use my official position, yeah, bath, i changed my mind,
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you what do you mean, listen here, even if i hear a sound from here, i’ll come to you with a search and arrest you for drugs, to
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for example, i understand, i understand, good night, neighbor. stas, i prepared dinner for you, sit down, thank you, salad, what is this, what is this salt, salt? pour some vodka, what kind of vodka, of course, now,
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more? kisses, yeah, everything's okay. i hope we won’t have any complications, no, we won’t, but oh well.
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great fighters, what's great here, great, a moron with a shotgun came in and started making jokes, there are
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wounded people about the corpses, i don't know, it looks like there are hostages there, there were people in the cafe, he's the only one there, it looks like he's the only one, so why are we standing, who are we waiting for, gather we’re waiting, where are they, are they going?

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