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tv   Pasechnik-2  NTV  March 28, 2024 4:55am-6:30am MSK

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standing, panting, turning out your pockets, cell phones, wallets, jewelry, well , it’s not clear, your voice is trembling, i’m a good santa claus, but if i see you again,
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i’ll cut out my heart with the coming year, thank you.
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so, oh, what a beauty, guys, let's go to the table, now, yes, oh, gleb, lift me up, i 'll hang a star, come on, oops, so, ah, not cream, great, oops, good, well, that's how on the kremlin towers, all that remains is to do the firecrackers, can we celebrate the new year when we make them? yes, now we’ll go to
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the apiary and do it, i have just a supply there there’s still some gunpowder left, so gleb, and you’ve already decorated the tree in the apiary, you know, i didn’t, we ’ll be celebrating the new year here anyway, but how, i think, will we move there for pasika, we will, we will definitely , no, it just seems to me that mom doesn’t really want this, it seems to you that she does, don’t worry, we have nowhere to rush, vadim, go eat, sit down, yeah
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, who’s there, i don’t know who’s there, eat, hello, vasya, come in, hi, hi, hi, eat with us, no, thank you, i ’ll talk to gleb for a minute, what happened, borisenko he called and asked to come, he’s in the regional hospital with fractures, you said, he’s in the hospital in kaluga, well, now they’ve transported him to the regional hospital. and what do you want from me? well, he asks me to come. listen, darling, he’s your boss , you go, and i have a christmas tree, i understand, i understand, go , don’t knock, okay, i don’t knock, just gleb , this also concerns you, in what way? in college, he met with lenna. so, are you by car? yeah, wait for me downstairs, yeah.
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well, should i go, bye? for joking in the evening, okay, something happened, no, nothing scary, gleer, klyuev asked me to help with this matter, i’ll call you, i’ll give you some sprinkles like this, it’ll be delicious, thank you, yeah, for what? for hiding the money, but what is this? well
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, i grabbed this from a cafe. “i told you 100 times, don’t take anything except the dough, but what should i get back now, should i carry it, take it off, put it on the table, okay, okay, don’t fight like that , you idiot, that’s what i always said, success will only come from if there is discipline, there is no discipline, there is no success." there must be discipline in everything, in everything, you've overdone it soup, buffoon, fell in love or something , yeah, fell in love with my cute opera singer, yes, i love performing in taverns, double benefit, we
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warm them up, and they also feed us, triple benefit, they also pay us a fee for the performance, by the way, dad, where is my long shot for... the last show, and why is it so little? a fine for arbitrariness , oh, ah, i'm off, but don't... hurry up, you eat normally, i'll eat at sonya's, i'm definitely in love, okay, get out, yes, you buffoon, tell the slut to give you better orders, that's all the woman ruined him, hmm, okay,
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let’s get creative, it seems there’s not long left, come to me, come, come, come, i was hoping for something, what? for what? i don’t know why, i thought she liked me, you know? idiot, yes, i have a feeling that she came under someone else’s influence, why, we’ll find it, we’ll find out, she stole a lot of money,
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comrade may, a lot, a lot of hooks, i was saving up for the dacha, you’re an idiot, huh? i fell for her bullshit like a kid, so, taras, i ’ll go to moscow, her relatives live in my apartment there, if they still live, maybe they can help with something? gleb, please keep me informed, exactly, and if at work he asks about you, what say something? don’t say anything at all, just keep quiet, i told the department that i fell down the stairs, they gave me my vacation for theirs, so keep quiet, you didn’t see me. i heard, then god forbid, this story will come to light, you say, it’s a stain on the career, they’ll laugh, what, when gleb comes to moscow, but now i’ll clean the tails, instruct the quail, i’ve returned, so what, where will you celebrate the new year at
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oksana, yes, and you, probably at home, why are you so sad? something with a tick? why did you have a fight? no, is everything okay, vasya? i don't even know how to say, gleb, come on , tell me, yes, you understand, everything seems to be fine, we communicate , we meet, the relationship is wonderful, but it doesn’t go further than that, i mean, well, i mean, we don’t move further with communication, why, but how do i know, we walk everywhere like schoolchildren hand in hand, and as soon as i try to get closer, some kind of wall appears between us, i don’t understand whether she’s some kind of chaste, she’s not persistent enough, i actually think maybe she doesn’t love me, but vasya is like that questions need to be discussed, well
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, so i’m discussing, but not with me, you with talk with a tick, but what to talk about, that’s what he just told me, then tell her , well, i’ll try, i don’t know, listen, i prepared this gift for her for the new year, and wow, it’s cute, and what wait for the new year now? you think, of course, you’ll give something else for the new year, gleb, i don’t have enough money for gifts, you know, but as you wanted, money is a gainful thing, come on, go for it, student , maxim, quail. sergeant, perebelets! comrade major! quiet, quiet, sit, sit, otherwise
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you'll fall from prosomnia during my duty at the station without an incident, i see this, he is his servant of all criminals, forgive me, comrade major, i just don’t get enough sleep at night, why? insomnia, what is it, i can’t sleep from hunger, the little guy put me on a diet before the holidays, she says that i’m fat, but am i really a fat comrade major? well, maxim, you are moderately drunk. how many sandwiches did you eat today? 7 and a half. maxim, take care of yourself, you will burn out at work. by the way, about the holiday, do you see the little tree? yes, let's start decorating. i will do it, comrade major. we are all employees were invited, gifts were prepared. what will i tell people? yes, i understood that. i understand, because the devil knows that where will we find
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artists now 2 weeks before the new year, well, i will complain, keep this in mind, that’s it, goodbye, what do you have, gali, and sergei viktorovich, and i have money gathered for a festive evening, yes, but there won’t be a festive evening, they just called from the regional ministry of health, all their artists there fell ill with the flu, quarantine, ugh. the ministry of health does not protect its employees, well, what can we do, maybe we can find a replacement, people have tuned in, but where can we find a replacement now, all the normal artists are already dismantled before the january holidays, at least take a newspaper and read the advertisement, and this, by the way, is what kind of newspaper do you have, a regional one, maybe to be here, come here? well, uh-huh, uh-huh, yes, so
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, i’ll put the money in my safe, you go for now, i ’ll see, maybe i can come up with something, well, i’ll go, uh-huh, you liked it. i don’t know what that means i don’t know, well, to be honest, it’s been better, with whom it happened, so he says, well why do you need to know this, i love you, it’s true, can’t you see, well , it’s just lenka’s fiancé, he gives her gifts all the time, that’s what i understand, love means you don’t have enough gifts, well, actually it wouldn’t hurt by the way, i’m approaching the new year soon, and you didn’t even give me flowers, scoundrel, okay, what would you like? i wanted, i want
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a gold pendant, like lenka’s, sold in the jewelry store on the central square, okay, i heard you, what will you give me? and what do you want? my insatiable artist, wait, me someone is calling, igor, don’t bother me, i can’t, i’m at work, forget it, igor, i’m here for us! i’m trying for you and me, move aside, holiday agency, sofia the operator is listening to you, right? “hello , did i understand you, what amount are you counting on? yeah, well, be quiet, that’s it, i can’t resist, uh-huh, uh-huh, you know, unfortunately, until january 11, we have all the artists booked, but i think that i can offer you something, yes,
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yeah, please tell me your phone number, what is it, yeah, i wrote it down, that’s it, let’s contact you via 20 minutes, yeah, goodbye, igor , what is it, what are you doing, order, yes, order, hi, gal, vasya, hi, what are you doing here, yes, i just dropped by for a minute, something ? i was studying, i need to talk, right now, maybe after work, my shift will end soon, no, it’s better now, i need to go to the archives later, so it’s better now, okay, talk, do you like gifts, i do, well , who doesn’t like gifts, well
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, yes, well then, in general, this is for you, from me. vasya, thank you, look at what you don’t like, i like it, but, but it’s very expensive, you know, not more expensive than money, are you? you're probably offended by me, but because i 'm too tight with you, no, what are you, i even, well, to be honest, i'm thinking about it, yes, let's go away, let's talk, come on, maybe you'll stay, i can’t, i need to
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send the order to the chief artistic director, well, the artistic director, when you introduce me to yours. with your colleagues, well, why, why, i want to know who you work with, nothing interesting, ordinary people, well, of course, ordinary people, artists can’t to be ordinary people, like you, for example, i ’m unusual, i’m a superstar, a superstar, and you know, i always dreamed that some superstar would take me from here , somewhere from this hole, where, i don’t know, on...
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gave up and moved to russia. vladimir politov and his million-dollar secret. on saturday at 21:20 on ntv. i don't understand. vasya, to start a new relationship, you need to put an end to the old one. do you get it now? well, i guess so. i need to talk to ruslan. yes. and everything to him about us. i have to say, i need to turn this page completely, damn it! i'm getting old, dad you just need to drink less, buffoon, why are you
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without a signal, i forgot, dad, i have an order, go out, come in again and undress, it’s normal now, are you? don’t be offended, but in our business we need to maintain order in everything , now you will listen to me , you will thank me for this later, tell me, sonya, an order for dybolo, who they are, klimovskaya hospital for tomorrow, klimovskaya again, well, to me i like this little town. maxim, how are things going there? here, comrade major, it’s ready. so, well, this is some kind of
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erotic fantasy of a sweet tooth. why fantasy? these are the same toys as in childhood that you can eat. maxim, don't torture you. come on, bring some normal toys. where is this? and take it all off and come to my office. eat. yes, i almost forgot, i’m leaving tomorrow for a day, you can handle it, of course, i’ll take one for tea, girls, let’s come in, hello, we want to submit an application, hello, what happened, there’s a thief in our cafe, and the money is from wallets and employees disappear, do you all work in the same cafe? yes, i am the owner of this cafe, yes, these are my employees, so who how much money was missing, let's take it in order
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, so you say, when you discovered the loss, yesterday after a festive evening, well, let's go to my office, excuse me, come on, take off this cat, go hang up the toys, don't pay attention, this is our employee , it’s very good that they found the artists , tomorrow we’ll relax a little, really, yes, it’s a pity that i won’t be there, so, wait a minute, why, i took a day off, well, a day off, come to a corporate event, i can’t, i’m leaving, where this is to the colony, i have a date with ruslan, wait, what are you saying, no, come on, let's go to my place, sit down, listen, you really scared me, tick
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, i thought you wanted to get back together with this again, but no, what are you, it’s over with him, but we need to talk, yes, it’s necessary, please tell me, how are things going with you and vasily klyuev, well, i’m sorry, of course, that i’m interfering, but that’s it. okay, i really like vasya, mm, he’s a good guy, correct, yes, he gave me a gift, very beautiful, very, this means that his intentions are serious, yes, but can i leave this here for now, i’m still i can’t wear this clone, come on, of course, i don’t know, well, let me put him in a box here, hmm, yes, yes, yes, sit down, prepare a pill, here petrov, i can’t
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be in this room anymore, transfer him to a separate point, well, to which separate room petrovna, we’re already putting the sick in the corridor , where i’ll get you a separate room, and take it wherever you want, only with this agabkina in the same room, i won’t be in the same room anymore, she snores like... lakes at night, or transfer to separate room, or discharge you, i can’t discharge you, we don’t have a cardiogram i’m ready, the tests aren’t done yet, well, that’s it, then i’ll complain to the ministry of health, who, who, agabkina, of course, take it, but i don’t need anything, that’s fine, let’s go to the ward, i ’ll measure your blood pressure, i’m not going anywhere, let’s write it out, so in dota petrovna, the new year is just around the corner, and you’re so nervous. in such conditions you won’t live to see the holidays, what are you saying, by the way, artists are coming to us tomorrow, they will be showing a new year’s show,
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get in the mood. and they will show tricks, i love tricks, so come, i invite you, yes, okay, i’ll come , but can i invite the villagers, of course you can, but not the whole village, well, of course, everyone won’t be able to come, i went, okay, so, in total, more than 3,000 rubles are missing. not everyone has been able to come yet, and half of the victims are sleeping at home after the night shift. does this mean there were even more victims? yes, well then, let's go to the place itself.
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now let's figure it all out. yes, sort it out, please, find our thief, that’s another matter, oh, comrade, honestly, i completely forgot, we won’t be able to get to the crime scene today, why, well, we have sanitary processing, for a long time, but after tomorrow, and tomorrow i’m leaving, whatever, what should we do, what should we do, and here’s what we’ll do, he’ll come to you my employee will figure everything out, but is he experienced? employee, he’s the most experienced, you can rely on him for everything, yeah, okay, we’ll believe you, yes, yes, great, i’ll drop by your place tomorrow, we agreed, who called, buffoon, go on the bus, change the spark plugs, i recently changed them. i
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said, go and change it, the photographer called, and tomorrow we are meeting with him, in a week we will have passports, which means we will still fly away from here, yes, honey, you and me, and isn’t the joke... with us, and why do we need him, what do you mean? unhappy? no, i know, i just thought that we would continue to perform together, rosa, why do we need a jester there, and this, gleb, how about you, what about your ex- wife, tell me right away, okay, otherwise borisenko was tormented with calls, found out
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something. there are so many people in the hall, apparently there will be a celebration here, but the stick is that i am in the hospital, that they are waiting for me in the hospital, dear friends, we congratulate you on the upcoming new year, and
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wish you good health, now you will see our new year's performance, hear pyshkin, and that the secret of the belly will definitely happen, but how do i know, i came over there to see a trick, friends have stopped by to see you, i never get bored , la-la-la-la-la-la, and let happiness shine upon us, the polar star , new year's bells are knocking, la-la-la-la-la-la, new year's bells are knocking, la-la-la-la - la-la,
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it’s nice, yes, me too.
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now it will turn into canes, now we will make new year's wishes. hey, who's there? vasil kusmich, hello! and who are you? gleb, your neighbor, didn’t recognize him, or what? howdy and gleb! tell me, what's going on here? where have all the people gone? have you seen the new quarter near the road? yes,
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so, our house is being demolished, everyone is being moved there. wow. listen, did you receive a letter from the administration? no. here i am now. i’ll show you mine, vilin, what are you, what happened, where were you, did you bring money, no, why not, what should we do now? i don't know, but we really need money, otherwise we will have big ones we have problems, well, well, you have, but actually you and i are in the same buckle, i just... saw your ex, he went to moscow, damn, if he gets to his apartment, then he will find out everything , then we definitely won’t get anything, but we can play on this, as i have one thought for you, i’m going to
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moscow, you sit down and i’ll call myself, do you remember your card, please, yes, you remember your card, just punch, punch , thank you, you see, the man is great, here two months ago an official from the administration came, that’s all. distributed letters, kuzmich, and my racks, where? i don’t know, i haven’t seen anyone for 2 months, so what? i wanted to find them, i need my ex-wife, i need lena, oh, i haven’t seen her here for a long time, a very long time, and
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her relatives should live here, her relatives, relatives, but there lived one guy, well, gloomy, so unsociable , maybe it was just her relative, but what was his name? i don’t remember something, oddly enough, they don’t fall, great! well, thank you, vasily kadimyevich, be healthy,
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look, i remembered, his name was vilen, vilen, vilen. yeah, that's it, thanks, maternich, yeah. handkerchief, second.
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and that will be? money or functions? peking duck.
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and a magic cane. an ordinary cane. and now the snow maiden will show you her festive number. meet! technical
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glitch, wow, it's hell to watch! it’s hard to see there, there’s no one today, the working day already ended half an hour ago, please come tomorrow. what time do you start working? from 9 o'clock, okay, thank you, see you tomorrow, thank you,
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the called subscriber's device is turned off or is out of network coverage. come here, well, i’m coming, i’m coming, i’m bursting, there’s a better place, bravo, bravo! now, my
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dears, let's thank our artists, then, our dear patients, please return to your rooms, here is a request to the medical staff, look into my office, once again, thank you, don't go, so i won't go to the tent , why am i also this myself, something else, gentlemen, i apologize for the funeral. my name is, i’m also an artist, a musician, cool , yes, i wanted to ask, maybe you need artists for your troupe, i play the cordion, no, soaring, we don’t need it, madam, maybe we’ll exchange phone numbers with you, i liked the way you dance so much, we’ll do a number for two, fuck off.
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you raised your spirits well today, yes, yes, i see, well done, jester, maybe you’ll go to the tavern with us, we’ll sit and celebrate this matter, but no, no, i can’t, i’m going to sonya, why are you all going to sonya and sonya, absolutely something stopped with us t...
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you go ahead and get orders from her, here’s another one, and this is her commission, just pass it on, of course, come on, be there. igor, my god, you’re even cooler than lenka’s, i like it, yes, i’ll give you another one, igor, what a you're cool, and now your gift, my
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gift, little doll, hi, i'm already back, yes, just now, how was your trip? well, everything i wanted to say, i said, somehow it even became easier, well, you see how good it is, and yesterday we had a corporate party, yes, and how, yes, excellent, the artists performed great, then sergei viktorovich , we sang a little champagne in the office, in general, we had a good walk, but i
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can’t find my phone number, where did i put it, by the way, here’s vasya’s gift. "i don’t understand anything, where am i a clone? oksana valerievna, tick, hello, hello, i have a delicate question for you, did your money go missing? hello , we’ve been waiting for you for a long time.” “hello, it’s nice to see you here, the clients don’t complain, where do you want to start, well, first you need to interview the victims , and they’re all here, yes, of course, i’ve gathered everyone, and there’s a suitable room, well, where can you talk to them, of course, you had breakfast,
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well, just a little, and this is all for someone, of course, for you, please!" "please, but i don’t use it at work, sorry, we’ll replace it now sock, hello, please, yes, i’m actually on a diet, are you going to catch criminals on an empty stomach, let’s ask, is that right?” well, bon appetit, thank you.
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well, everything is clear to me, comrade policeman, lunch is coming, maybe you’ll stay,
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lunch, uh-huh. the called subscriber's device is turned off or is out of network coverage. what is this? so, let's go in order, how much in total? they stole 700 rubles, it seems, but i had a phone and 600 rubles, they stole a pendant from a tick, they stole it. vasily, do you think , there is a thief in our team, but it is not necessary that in yours, we still need to find out who the thief is. i ’m busy, it’s a complete disgrace, it’s a complete disgrace, oh, what’s wrong with petrovna, is agabkina interfering with sleep again? yeah, only this time she stole 300 rubles from my wallet and doesn’t confess. no, i will complain to the ministry of health. well, they didn’t even spare the sick. yes, let's start from the beginning. sergey
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viktorovich, what kind of artists performed at your festival? it's here. hello, max. captain. where was you, what did you see? i worked at the scene of the accident. the cafe employees lost money from their wallets. okay, i have the same one story. seriously? yes. now in the hospital there was a thief during the festive opening, the employees lost money and valuables, there was also a festive concert in the cafe, listen, who performed for you, and this band is a cheerful autolyk, listen, a cheerful autolyk also performed at the hospital, come on let's go, curious.
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well, what's the news, good bad , we'll do the documents for you, but it will cost three times more, for two for grant passports, why are these prices so high, why are you making me look like a hunchback, i don't know the prices, i... you're for i made a passport for 500 bucks, now is a different time, today is not the nineties, everything has become much more complicated, and therefore more expensive, okay, to hell with you, an advance payment, why would you have so little with you? no more, i’ll give everything, when you bring your passports, i’ll call you, have the money ready,
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right, just a second, i’m writing everything, uh-huh, that’s it , thank you very much, goodbye, the order for the artists’ performance, in the hospital cafe was accepted by the operator of the holiday agency carnival, a certain sofya dudareva, and you know that it’s interesting to swaddle, that no one at the agency has heard anything about these orders, how so, we need to go and find out, well, let's go , no, you stay here, i'll talk to her myself, why, well, quail, why advertise that we are from the police, you understand me, no, not really, but i have one idea, gleb, when he arrives, today, that’s it, i’ll call you, go ahead. let's.
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hi, where's dad? hi, i'm out on business, why do you need him? sonya placed a new order in a cool holiday home, well done, sonya, won’t you help me stretch? massage, well , you can have a massage, tell me, why are you all at your sonya’s before sonya’s, just something about me i forgot, why remember you, aren’t you with dad? so what, what about dad? a hindrance, or what? don’t start, you know, dad will find out, he’ll cut me, why are you so timid , let’s not, why don’t we work together, you fool, you just don’t know anything, dad wants to cheat you, he’s doing passports right now for yourself and me, and then he and i will all fly away , you’re driving, really, but if you want, you and i will fly away somewhere together, if you want , you and i will leave together, just tell me, if you want,
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you and i will leave together, just tell me , yes, what are you doing here? yes, i was looking for you, but where are the roses? i don’t know, maybe in the toilet? oh, listen, sonya ordered a new node in the holiday home from novy bor, great. yeah, cool, go to the bus station, get some groceries, yeah, rose,
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i have great news for you. “in 2 days the passports will be ready , please come in, sit down, have some tea, you know , i won’t refuse, it’s very strange that you came to me, usually clients call me, yes, i specifically found out your address in order to communicate with you personally” . the thing is that i have quite a specific request, i ’m interested in a specific creative team , what a cheerful autolik, hmm, strange, but how did you find out about it, they don’t work with our agency, well, that’s why i came to you, the fact is that i need these artists advised by a very good friend, the head physician of the klimov hospital, they performed there the other day, everyone
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really, really liked it, yeah, but i don’t know if they are... free, and when do you want to order them? for the day after tomorrow, we have an office in the center with a large conference room for 300 people, yeah, well i don’t know if they’ll pick up the phone, they’re just getting ready for the show, i’ll be very grateful to you, uh-huh, hmm, the subscriber is unavailable, it’s a pity, but where are they performing now? they perform at the holiday home, uh sosnovor. uh-huh, is there really no way to contact them? well, i only have this phone number . you know, i completely forgot, i have to go, thanks for
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the tea, i’ll try to find them. perepelets, gleb na place, go to him urgently, we are planning an operation, come on, i'll be there soon, damn, hello, hello, what took so long, i'm back already, listen, what's wrong with my phone, i can't reach you , my phone was stolen, like it was stolen, such a long story , i’ll tell you later, you’d better tell me how you went, great, but the house in which my moscow apartment is located is being demolished, so they’re giving me a two-room apartment in a new block being built nearby, what are you saying, hello, hello , klyuev is urgently waiting for you in the department, what happened, to change the color, an operation is planned, great,
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gleb, well, i found out everything, today these artists are giving a performance, maybe a whiff, wait, wait, you want to catch them at the crime scene, why not, are you sure it’s them? well, of course, i’m sure, i just talked to this sophia. i saw a pendant on her neck, i’m sure it’s galin, it’s not a fact, it could be another pendant, well , we’ll check there, but they are definitely performing today, yes, i called sosnovnoy bor, they said so, the artists of the cheerful autolyk have arrived and are ready to give performance like autolycus, yes, what is this, autolycus is in ancient greek mythology, the patron saint of thieves and swindlers, but how do you know, yes, i recently figured out how to get lucky, well , they won’t die for modesty, so what time did the performance start, well, in an hour already, in one hour? yes, why are we sitting? i don’t know that you are sitting, i’m ready, let’s finish, we came to see you,
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friends, la-la-la-la-la-la, we never get bored. we'll peck inside, you stay in the car, there is, wait, good evening, gentlemen, how can i serve you,
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i just warn you right away, there are free seats we are not there, captain klyuyev, the investigative committee, we are not interested in places, we are here on business, and what happened, respectable citizens are resting here and we don’t need problems with the law, but don’t worry. the fact is that for the new year's corporate party we are looking for a team, and so we were advised by the corpse of a cheerful autolik, they seem to be performing at your place today , that’s it, yes, absolutely right, they are performing at our place, i don’t mind this if my colleague and i in our presence, so to speak, to see firsthand their artistic talents, of course, i will be happy to provide a service to law enforcement officers, let's go, the concert has already begun.
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and now i bring to your attention the great magician and sorcerer santa claus, meet him! do you think this is just a handkerchief? it's a cane!
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gentlemen, take one handkerchief, then another. the third, and what will happen there, i don’t hear, a gift, no , there will be a peking duck, and now, gentlemen, magic cards, what are they for, uh-huh, you’re... watch with the two of me, i understand, oddly enough, they don’t fall, but now gentlemen, i have
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an ordinary one in my hands, but that’s just for you it seems like, look. thank you. gentlemen, now my incomparable granddaughter, the snow maiden, will perform before you with her act.
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no, unfortunately, all our places are taken, yes, they are booked until the new year. excuse me, uh, young man , what are you doing there ? , where are they here from, how do i know, i almost...
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rosa, rosa, get away, klyuev, detain the artists, i can’t hear you well, look, repeat, i say, detain the artists! i
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understand you, everyone stay in their places, police, stay in their places, i said. that the creature threw us into the street quickly, we missed it, that we need to go to the operator, as if i was waiting for a quail. and what are we going to do?
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didn't you hear? first you need to punish the roof, where his whore lives, you know? i don’t remember the address, but i can visually show the house, we need to get ahead of the cops, sit down quickly! you can swaddle faster, the road is covered, comrade moyer, you don’t want to crash, i want to catch the bandits, me too, they are overtaking us, look, that means...
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the light is in a hurry here, where next? now to the right, then straight ahead, yes i accepted, guests, guests, gray hair, guests, they said, nato is not burning, it is burning, it is burning so that you can put out the horseradish, from far away, for a long time, a river flows. don't you know what's going on with us? well , the police carry helicopters to fly, they shot at khasanov, zhen, you don’t know who could have done this, you have connections, are you talking about bandits, or what? for you it’s bad, from what side, he now sets his own rules here, you have little choice, or
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they you, or you them. it's war again. hot spot. today at 22:10 on ntv. igor, igor, i miss you so much. wait, wait. i need to tell you something first. igor, this afternoon some person came and wanted to invite you to a holiday party. i don’t know how he found out his address, maybe his clients gave him a phone number, i don’t know. you said it solidly, i just didn’t get through to you. in general, they wanted to come to you with their new collection for a performance. you said we're performing at a holiday home? yes, but what was not necessary? what happening? sonya, listen, i came for you, get dressed. for what? we are leaving. we don't have much time, please. i'm not going anywhere.
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why? can you explain what's actually going on here? i’m not asking you, i’m in danger, we need to hurry , i won’t go anywhere until you explain everything to me normally, what to explain, what danger threatens you, i don’t understand anything, sleepyhead, i ’ll explain everything to you on the way, please, let’s go quickly, no, not on the road, right now, otherwise i told you, i won’t move from this place, okay. the police are chasing me what do you mean igor the thief , it matters, salt, i love you, you , let's go to the sea, as you wanted, i have
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money, enough for the first time, no, no, go away, i don't want anything, what you did that igor, i don’t want anything, take all your gifts from here, sonya, you don’t understand, damn, are you coming or not, i don’t want to have anything to do with the thief, i told you, get out of here, you fool, no open it to anyone, igor, wait. dad, dad, i didn’t mean to, dad, i didn’t mean to, he treated us very badly, everywhere, dad, ah, dad, don’t kill, no, don’t kill him, don't kill him, don't kill him, look,
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stop, hands, damn! sat down, come on faster, what are you doing? max, handcuffs, guys , you have mixed me up with someone else, you are an artist, let’s get out of here before we get caught, we saw your numbers in the rest home, but what about some claims against me , juggling, you suspect, a crime paint, car, sculpt, hold, zavialov and... borisovich, oh, there's a fortune here, is it yours? no, where from, they asked me to take it. who are the accomplices? what kind of accomplices are you, boss, we are arty, we don’t have anything to do with crime. yeah, that means
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you refuse to cooperate with the investigation. i have nothing more to add. well, vasya, come on, then bring this, his accomplice sophia, together we will ask for them separately. but this is a good one. but don’t pull qiu, i ask you in a humane way, don’t be in the aisles, is she really like this? i was in love with her, but about my affairs, she didn’t know anything, i swear, she delivered orders for everything, i ’ll tell you everything, just don’t strain her, this is from the hospital, yes, why are you sitting down, take things to the car, why, why , have you turned on the fool? now the cops will come any minute, we anyway, sooner or later they’ll take it, they won’t take it, we’ll start a new life, get out of here, i don’t want to go anywhere with you. what, what did you say? did you hear what i
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said? i don’t want to go anywhere with you, why? because i don’t love you, can’t you see it yourself? this is the number, and what do you suggest? let me go, of course. do you want your share? i'm right? of course, i earned this money, didn’t i? yes, yes, yes, yes, of course, you earned it, yes, we ’ll go now, split the money and run away, you want this, i’ve wanted it for a long time i've been wanting to tell you for a long time.
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yes, he is anton sidorovich bogomolov, nicknamed
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dad, eight convictions for robbery, theft and fraud, an authoritative list, well, where can we look for him now, him and a woman named rosa, we turned around on east street, there is a house for demolition , why were you silent, they are no longer there anyway. dad is not a fool, it looks like they were late, i think they left, went into the house.
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klyuev, yes, you're right, we're late. and that you don’t have any plans for dad at all, i say no, he’s a secretive person, but some he has friends, comrades, no , at least i don’t know about it, dad didn’t initiate me into anything, he treated me like a slave, okay, but you knew about his plans, well, dad wanted a grand passport for himself it’s hard to do, i think he was going to fool the foreign country. now rosa definitely won’t need a passport for a grant. why? they stabbed her to death on your
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bloodhat. i think it's dad. it's because of me. what? look, come out for a minute. here, look what you dug up. ivanov stepan petrovich. who is this? robber. i tried in the regional center. this one, exactly this one. well, it looks perfect
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a place to waste the obchak, you think bogomolov hasn’t taken him from here yet, he could have if he got a reserve passport, but he ’s going to run abroad, but if he didn’t get it, and if vasya didn’t get it, we have a chance to take him right here, he thinks that no one knows anything about this place, the rose is dead, the jester doesn’t know where the common fund is, what’s the point of hiding it, that you’re proposing to guard him right here, no, vasya, we won’t be here, it’s cold. let's go inside, why look for the common fund, here, if it's there, bogomalov is a must will come here, just like grandma’s in the village , try it, it looks like we’re not too late, please, lion, we can
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search everything here for kilometers, we won’t find anything, i don’t agree, but vasya, think about where you would go if you were a praying mantis hid some money here? yes, how do i know, look, anywhere, there? what do you think about this pile of garbage? gleb, about this heap of garbage, i think it’s like a heap of garbage? gleb, come on, stop it! what do you think, there’s a treasure there, almost, jack potts, but it can’t be, gleb,
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what happened here, an hour ago, three armed men burst into the houses and were for... shot in self-defense, captain , i didn’t ask you, who is this new guy from st. petersburg, the man was defending his family, so write in the protocol that the body was originally in the house, stupid lexadlex, the law is harsh, but it’s the law , too independent, come on without this pathos of yours, chitius, altius fortius, we are all not stupid here and we are all our own, too correct, we are not our own, two too different investigators, and one high-profile case, girls had their heads and hands cut off, similar my business was in st. petersburg... on youtube, let me go, elite escort agency, black sun, who were the clients? hello, brother, elections to the legislative assembly, you will run, those who are at the top of the food chain, they called me from st. petersburg, they ordered me to fire you yesterday . i don't play anymore. corrected
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what have you lost, dad, cards, lost cards, i'm a magician, enough tricks, hands, stop,
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shoot! quiet, they're lying there, the outer guards , that's it, dad, now you're going to show your tricks in the colony, which means there are no leads, no, none for now, i tried to break through this velan, but... my ex-wife doesn't have such a relative, okay, nah tom, thank you, well, in a week the plaster will be removed , i’ll be back, i’ll figure it out myself, what’s the big deal, everything is quiet here, everything is under control, comrade mayer, everything is fine, it smells like a new year, happy new year, thank you too, hm? well, don’t be sad
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, goodbye, happy, uh-huh, it’s pushing in there, yes, let’s do it again, the last blow and that’s it, that’s enough, it’s no longer an orbuse, well, where are you pushing just, so we’ll wrap the next one here, you see, right? we take a ribbon, tie it, yes, we make a bow, that’s it, yes , the cracker is ready, when we launch it for the new year, or maybe we’ll launch one earlier, i just really want to see it, well , we’ll do it early, but you should know that all this is done in the presence of adults, i understand, vadim, go eat, we’ll soon see off the glebs.
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now now i don’t want you to leave, well, i won’t be for long, but now we will have a new apartment in moscow, uh-huh, aren’t you happy, very happy, very, simple. all the time i think it turns out that lena knew about the demolition of the house for a long time, yes, the municipal authorities told me that she was quietly trying to arrange my apartment in her own, can you imagine, nothing worked out for me, yes, that’s why she decided to fool you, yeah, so that rights of a legal spouse to receive a square meter in a new apartment, and these are substantial sums, when she found out that we
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decided to get married... she tried to stop us, yes, it turns out that she did all this for the sake of the apartment, they walk around like that, what is she like? , and you felt sorry for her all the time, well, you were wrong, so, well, i’m leaving soon, and i still need to check my documents, check them, wait. good morning, sergey viktorovich, hello, ticks, gali, hello, vasya, how are you, everything is fine, i’m returning
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your gift safely. where did you get it from? a military secret. thank you, please, vasya, what time are you free today? it’s late today, i’m currently preparing the annual report. so maybe when you're free, you can stop by? where? home? well it will be late, is it convenient? yes, i'll wait for you, i won't be there until two o'clock i’ll come, it’s okay, i don’t care. i’ll be waiting for you, okay, then see you, see you, now see you. well, i have to go, just don’t linger there, okay , okay, don’t be bored, i don’t want to let you go, the feeling is so bad, well, everything is fine
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, vadya, take care of your mother, okay, bye, well, let’s go, protector, oh! with me you can feel safe, exactly what you say, exactly, of course exactly. we wish you the best morning, further in the program, we listen to the chronicle of the emergency, remember the news of the auto world with
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main road. but ntv, the program is an emergency in the studio marat seddikov. they celebrated their professionalism at the highest level, and in the literal sense. the training camp was held in the moscow region, despite the cloudy weather, the guardsmen not only strengthened their landing skills, but also tested the strength of the special- purpose parachute system, and after the soft landing they congratulated the national guard, their colleagues, and veterans on troops day. in honor of the holiday by our paratroopers.

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