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vladevostok +6. it's sunny but frosty in transbaikal. in the south of siberia it is becoming warmer, in irkutsk there is no precipitation, in the south of the krasnoyarsk territory there will be more clouds by friday evening, and light rains will begin. it will rain harder in altai. in kemerovo and novosibirsk -6.8. but closer to the urals, in tyumen it will get colder to zero. and in the urals today there are even slight frosts, but a warm wave is coming there. true, it's warm the relative one will add only a few degrees compared to the warm impulse the central one receives. in the area here , spring is ahead of the calendar and despite the abundance of snow , primroses are already timidly making their way through, but the snowdrifts are still very high, however, they don’t have long to lie there, the rains are coming to the rescue, they will be in the center in the black earth region, and along the volga there will be a little rest from the precipitation, but it’s still cool there, in kazan +4, in the south there are light to moderate rains and april warmth, in simferopol, krasnodar, sochi up to +20. in st. petersburg today + 9:11, rain, light rain will start in moscow. +810, but weekends until +16,
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13th century, limoges porcelain, say, well... someone is confusing you, you get the impression that there was a price here that was scraped off, well, what a price, this is priceless, they knock, it seems like on the window, well, what a window, we’re on the seventh floor, they’re knocking, knocking on the window. what shall we take,
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an old one, this is a knightly rykhton i set for myself, then i’ll call back, well, here’s the moron everything is clear, the weapon means it’s old, it means the umbian is stuck in the past, i take them in a day, come on, if not, then i ’ll break your finger, and if so, you ’re leaving for the police. nothing new, oh, maybe work, go, work, i'm bothering you, yes, yes, yes,
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some coffee? yes, with pleasure, lyashka, two sugars, if possible, but without poison. listen, stop it, what? i just don't like when they lie. okay, lesh, i brought flowers. here is the dog, well, now you can walk without coffee, but i can walk just fine without it, hello, hello, i have three pieces of news that haven’t changed, firstly, the knife that killed the victim is original from the middle ages, secondly, it’s inlaid in the handle an antique silver coin, and the coin is also original, i’m certainly not an expert, but i am an expert. fake, yeah, that's what i thought, but the flowers
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are real, thirdly, the forger has a characteristic handwriting, i found it, uh-huh, yes, we need to deal with this, let's give up , the counterfeiter, get busy, get busy, fakes - this is your thing, look, lyosha, how well i can walk without your poisoned coffee, your light. alexey, dim the light, it’s smoking, i haven’t left yet, your light leads me into the darkness. i will consider this a serenade, and that all these are fakes, for now the chinese can, but i can’t, mind you, i’m not counterfeiting currency, but thank you, this is your vase, yes, yes,
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of course, mozh porcelain, but i i warn all clients that this is a fake, in the middle ages they cut off their hands for such fakes, oh, i beg you, now they cut off their hands for the originals, do you know vitaly rozin, yes, he bought this vase from me for 3 kopecks, and what happened, they killed him, the traces lead to you, i don’t deal with crime. but why, in order to return a cheap fake, oh, look, the dog will like the medallion there, let me give it to her, it makes no sense, he doesn’t take it in stock, oh, yes, it’s cheap, who’s the dog, no, the medallion, come here to , good dog, phew,
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he was barely late, he slept all night with the sick , he found it with friends, what does it have to do with sore fingers, they hurt, you’re not late, we’re already leaving, but i say my fingers hurt, i can’t sleep could, so here we are, get out of here, it’s a pity that we were late, do you want me to give you a tour of the chcheslavie fair, but no, i’m somehow more in the middle ages, is there anything, well, objects of art, there, tools torture, by the way, is a very fashionable thing, can you imagine?
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we’re listening to yours, i don’t know where to start, you know, it’s all very simple, oh, i forgot what i wanted to say, uh-huh, igor, a diamond cutter here, skatinina, i remembered, i remembered, this rozin and krotich were selling. fakes are like antiques, yes, where do you look at krocic? i don't i know, i don’t know where to find the mole, i told you everything, that’s it, it’s not interesting anymore, it’s not useful, i’ll check
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this mole in the department’s database, come on, yes... whip, thank you, i can handle it myself, hello, head, i’m telling you, now i’m definitely going to be hanged, and what did i say, don’t fool me, that’s it, i’m at work, i’ll call you back, butts, now only butts, i’m telling you, the middle ages rule, you saw how i ruined the kunitsin, and did he ruin his workshop? unhappy, the quaster of the inquisition is burning inside me, and you are a lackey, you are on a truck!
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tooth, legs, fingers, vad circle.
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and so here?
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5 more minutes, what am i, i didn’t sleep, i have no right, i was tortured all night, what is this, what happened, igor shot himself? what a selot crossbow, this is an abralet, yes, yes, listen, you have in the middle ages everything is so complicated, go and remember, come on, it’s complicated, but it’s reliably silent,
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the middle ages doesn’t drive empty, calm down, calm down, let’s do this... the hospital, oops, what come on, you’re in, well done, igor, dad, max , yes, take me urgently to the hospital, to igor, i’m afraid, with such a wound, i won’t take you, but call an ambulance, an ambulance, yes, for sure. soon, hello, hello, hello, soon, i’m wounded in the ass, why jikit, no, just wounded in the ass, send, send
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the animation team quickly, i’m bleeding, you’re my good one, you’re cheering me on, this is not yet that's it, cupid's arrow, well, to be precise, it's a bolt, it's for me, now yes, it was intended for chrome, the navaddel bolt. here is the tip, and by the way, there is another one, well, it will be a little hard to get it now, give it to the nest, he will be happy, i very much doubt it, the tip is covered with silver, as
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if it was melted, but no, yes, you need to carry out a spectral analysis, it won’t take long , wait, it comes out like a knife, i’m floating, or something, uh-huh, i won’t interfere. “i see that i’m in the way, lesh, are you following me, this was also a gift from the dog, yes, imagine, imagine, such a cucumber, the war of white and scarlet roses, how you waved, are you jealous of lena or something, it was a bloody period, well, here’s your address, go to maxim’s knumezmata, i’m coming , go, you also heard what to say, what vandals
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, the reverse of the coin, hopelessly damaged, like the tip, this is also a coin, can you, just a second, now, now. the coin was melted down, who could have done such a thing, some inadequate madwoman, how does one hunt for such coins? it's just for the occasion just out of stupidity released, right? igor, come in for a minute.
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the heat, my god, i’ll put him in jail for 15 days. i think he could have melted the coin? he, he definitely could. listen, just you, if possible, take it away, please, please take it away, i’ll tell you everything, speak quickly, you see i can barely hold on, i’ll tell you everything, of course. there is such a gang: rozin, krotich and khromov, well , they are hunting for antiques, but along with rare antiques, they also slip in fakes, well, you were being modest, igor , go for a walk, goodbye, but wait, this is someone else’s to me no need, take it, thank you.
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who are you so afraid of except for one thing and i’m not afraid of anyone pushkin you’re wearing a bulletproof vest from dontes or something, but i thought it was thermal underwear. let's
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go back to our ram, rozin and krotich, this is the first time i've heard who they are? you understand that we are the only ones who can protect you, you can only put you in jail, and this is also possible, i can be free, sometimes i think that gnezlilov is right, as if he were an idiot. take away, leave, and the reveders will go and forget your lenten faces, yes, it’s not a delusion. so where is the nest? left in a bandage, what are you doing? gift, leni prepared, what is it? perfume, dear perfume, oh yes, look, it’s quiet, quiet, what’s wrong, alyosha,
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are you afraid i’ll drink it, or what? well, you never know, so what? what, you never know? passed? what is it?
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it's the end of the world, what happened? max, in my opinion, got drunk, but it can’t be, maybe from... he killed lame, hid the body and drank perfume, what kind of perfume? my perfume, here, this perfume, by the way, where did you get it from, it’s scary to say, the dog brought it, excuse me, oh, what is he doing here, you’d better drink it, oh, why the hell did you steal my perfume, i, that's... what is a shaking hand with a bottle, i 'll challenge you to a duel for this, you're behind the times, it's been banned for so many years, now i have you , you're not afraid of me growing up, come to your senses, march out of the laboratory, i heard what to say, both of you, i'm coming, it's funny, i went to pick up
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the dog, they almost punched me in the face, and my... oh, just think, we can open the door ourselves, like you do you think they’ll give me a hero title or twice, for which they should give you a hero title, hmm, for what, for stupidity, receiving crowns, no, for asshole, yes, they will give him two fingers, an ass and a tooth, yes, well, that’s at least four zhdygirs? and it happens while you have an uncle, a general, everything happens, let’s better talk separately, i agree, i think he’s the only suspect, it’s worth setting up surveillance on him, let’s get tired, and this is not an injury that’s dangerous, a slash, yeah, extreme, put on
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body armor . here it is my body armor. yes, klava, klava, i’m on a mission, yes, yes, now i’m like barnetev’s diarrhea, wait with orders, the end of communication, well,
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you won’t get a hero for the assault, sitting in the bushes. got a bastard. where am i in the ass, and then who are you?
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and who am i? you know who i am? and you are a killer, a werewolf in uniform, and what are you doing there? i heard you like torture, right? byptki, yes, i love you, hello! hero of our time, thank you, why didn’t you shoot in the back, but cartridges are expensive these days, well done, yes!
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why are you following me, this is my job, for whom he works, for the state. what’s funny, yes very funny, just like that, funny, not very funny, but so, good, that’s it, okay, i
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’ll tell you everything, tell me, i hid the money from my head, and you rolled it, and there’s one red one, calm down, okay, give me your pen. and how wild you are, you're just losing weight, wild , what's wrong, well, let's go, don't be nervous, that's it, i, i remembered, i remembered that maksimov really misses laziness, i'll twist your sushi,
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life, yes, if this is the last husband, listen, don’t teach a scientist, you know, i completed courses on cyber defense, what courses did you complete, comrade, just a second, could you not click, well , i don’t... thank you maxim, your methods are very effective, but outdated, well, forgive me, don’t finish my course on these cyberpunks, but in vain, you can’t live in the past. “it’s possible, i like it there better,
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it’s calmer there, like in an archive, it’s normal, well, look, there are printouts of phone numbers, we have photographs from cctv cameras, satellite images, yes, yes, yes, that is, it turns out that we can go and arrest the criminal, yes, not really, why, we have paper, there’s nothing in the paper, well, lyosh, well, well, lyosh, well, come here, okay, there’s nothing at all, no, well, how, why, there, where is she, here’s a satellite image, this little gray dot what do you think it is, maybe it's a little gray dot, a car, a car, in a different way, i imagined it, but is there some kind of brand, number of this gray dot? what we don’t have,
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it turns out, lyoshenka, that you don’t have anything, nothing, i have pensioners who saw how the criminal got into this little gray daughter called a taxi, it turns out that the companions, it turns out, are our pensioners ? okay, at least the light matches, so, now we’ll turn up the temperature, you’re drinking, but what does it have to do with it, i’m testing, my modification, defector g, let’s check, sit down, what are you saying, let’s sit down, now let’s check, sit down, do, a little more, come on, sit down, i ’m telling you, come on, pop, come on, are you afraid of the light bulb or what? well, come on, come on, lie, i
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navigator, right? turn left, left with you, easy, hmm. uh-huh, let's see who's the idiot now, turn left, oh my minx, you 've arrived at your destination, you've arrived at your destination, you've arrived at your destination, you've arrived at your destination, you know what, fuck you my angel ?
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, when i interrogate bandyugan, while he is in a coma, he will have time to tell you a lot, naturally, these are maximov’s varor methods, and i have a g detector, the squeak of forensic science, what happened, a tearing spectacle in my soul, yes yes, but well na... it doesn't have the same effect at all, that's it, covered, yes, let's go home, well, yes, but wait, why are we going to torture maximov, the old fashioned way, yes, well, i saved the interrogation, well done , what a hello, hello, who are you to him, in my opinion, the police, it's you they killed him,
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what do you mean, huh? everything happened very suddenly, the backup power didn’t turn on, the batteries, yes, batteries, that’s not it, the life support equipment turned off, we didn’t have time to stabilize the patient, well, get out of here, why don’t you pay attention, you are free to call, but in this i mean, you want it’s a pity, it’s a pity that it doesn’t seem strange to you, the taxi is different, i don’t believe in coincidence, and i don’t believe in batteries, i say, i don’t believe in you, you don’t exist, so shut up, curiosity kills, it’s also a coincidence, you no, did you forget? yes, i believe there is
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a hacker involved. what kind of hackers, some kind, what do you understand about this, he even made the dog funny, after the burglar course i’ll smell it, uh-huh, the burglars have come to you, what the hell, igor, the door is nearby. i'm just not looking for easy navels, i'm going to the kunskamera to see what the kunskamera is like, listen, you're really do you think that hackers are involved in this case, hokiy kakers, what kind of kakers, lesha, i’ll tell you this, we need an anti-hacker here, and the person is constipated, and it’s me, and you say, where’s the kunskami? where is she,
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i see, i see, i see. you can’t throw away checks, i understand, you can’t throw away checks, that’s wrong, we’re waiting, we’re waiting, now it’s time, young man, police, i won’t interfere, where to?
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our military destroyed ukrainian ammunition depots in the southern donetsk direction, oops, now it was a mine that literally hit the next house, apparently the enemy. painted under the arrivals and gaze of enemy birds, volunteers from the bars-13 detachment continue to work in the artyomovsk direction. ilya lyadvin assessed the situation at their positions. the us state department called on kiev to reveal
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the real state of affairs on the front line; in europe, ammunition for ukraine is running out.

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