tv Pyos-4 NTV March 29, 2024 10:35am-1:00pm MSK
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forward, and you keep driving around in your own trough, yes, well, yes, i ’m here, igor, i know, you’ll soon change dogs to your own, be sure to tell me. i'm the leader of the pikemon, where did you find out the address of this atm? you see this, i put it on limonidov’s table and eavesdropped on all your conversations, hedget, i really thought about it, my brain realized that i was crazy, that i am too, tell me the terrible little pokemon, you’re ours, why do you need this information? , if you still want to act in a cartoon, i mean, well, listen, a different genre, igor, village, what, these are glasses with a microphone and video cameras.
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i don’t understand why you first needed to kill the atm, and then plant explosives on him, but it wasn’t really explosives, it ’s more like destroying the evidence, sweeping it up, starting a fire, his computer is password-protected, the specialists say they’ve been tinkering with it for at least a month. oh, you
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think that we only have time, who are you, mask, fuck off, igor, it’s not me, yes i am i know, okay, i remembered where the door is, and lesh, by the way, there was an attempt to hack the security system of this bank. lena , in principle, will monitor this bank, wait, what are you talking about, maybe these are really our hackers, these are not hackers, these are annealers of my cars, i just underestimated them, look, i just downloaded a couple of secret programs for business, oh, secret , no, no, no, no, these, curiosity kills, i'm against sex, yes. i don’t
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and my smart watch is broken, although it’s smart, i’ll show you, yes, this is a serious matter, seriously? for now, look like a mechanic, business is here for 5 minutes, well, that means you can wear it for 5 minutes , it’s a good watch, well, the connection with vaobank has disappeared, there is a call for chicken surveillance, no, internet, phone, camera, no, as cut off, it’s a robbery, no need to go, max, yes, watch take it, you need it, five-man girl, i
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’ll show you how to throw bombs at me, i ’ll show you all how to disfigure you with a piece, ah. hello, lyosha, hello, the connection with the bank has been lost, it looks like a robbery, lyosha, i have my mirin in tuning, take me with you, no, no, move away, i’ll throw myself under your wheel, i’ll give you i say, okay, sit down, oops, you installed a new computer, yes, yes, a new computer, sit down. it’s amazing, this is a cosmic dick, the death of the harkers, lyosha, damn it, you’re a pokemon nit,
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but look, i’ll fix you up, you saw it, but you’re a brute. calm down, lyosha, one, one, one, one, one, i arrived first near the bank, there are no robbers, everything is calm, you’re stupid, you’re quiet, there ’s a camera and a microphone in glasses, a take is being recorded for a film about history. they come out, they have machine guns, i don’t care, moron, quiet,
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, people, people, lyosha fell out of me, car, wave, stop, took the bank without the noise of dust, remotely, and not their products? if they have nests, we are very lucky, where is igor, there is trouble, we are so lucky, you know, lyoshka. where are you going, people, people, my lyosha fell out from the steering wheel, lesha, southern outskirts, car, take special equipment, let's go, yes, unfortunately, this time the dog and i are not on the same path, yes, you can't take hackers with your bare hands, hold on, for your sake, lenochka, let's go. “i wonder, girls
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zharikov’s house and dated for a long time, well , about a week, then i got tired of him, i left him, and why, well, he sent me a video recording by email? bedrooms , well, he demanded 100 thousand dollars, now it will definitely become clear, nothing, continue, continue, well, why continue, i told my husband, he also punched him in the face, come to me for a minute, please, hello, sit. and that he broke his fingers it’s all a bastard for him, your husband and a sandist, i’ll tell him so, no need, no
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for the evening, it’s really necessary, no, i’m looking at you, you’re a stubborn little girl, oh, you’re a stubborn one, i love people like that, what are you doing tonight, going to the movies like a kid? maybe come with me to a movie for adults, three people were killed with this, so i haven’t closed the case yet, i can include a fourth, if you want, i’ll say bye, lena, what ’s in your head?
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to meet you today, where, where to go, wow, what a fool. the connection is just bad, hello, hello, hello, hello, mariana, it’s me, i’m german from bulgaria, i would like to meet you, do you agree, hello, hello, what is that, yes, it’s me, there are connections here. not at all, i’m calling with a regular phone number, i sent you the license plate number of the car, you punched it, we’ll meet before the exit, max, let me call from yours, mine isn’t buzzing, but mine is biting, here it’s biting, i’d be happy to, igor
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are exploding during the day. and who are you, exactly? a real detective, he doesn’t even know this, stepan gennadievich semyonov, the head of this investigation on the personal order of the minister, understood, lemons are a fool, you need to know the authorities by sight, so i immediately recognized you, stepan gennadievich, captain gnezdilov, i am my last name, first name, captain , by the way, don’t want some coffee, otherwise the sky will rise before dawn, so i won’t refuse coffee. you can immediately see who has it here grip, that's right, but what is that smell? and this is his dog that stinks. it stands and stinks, so what is this dog doing here? you know, i ’ve been asking myself the same question for 10 years now, take it away immediately, who are you savior? this assistant minister, i know him, so, i said, take
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come here, come here, forward , forward, forward, forward, igor, have you come to catch criminals? i'm looking for your dog's meat, i'll find it at the crime scene, i'll take a picture of you both, quietly, quietly, take out the fantasy, they'll fire you both, finally , i'll find you, you bastard, you crazy one, where are you, oh, look what i have. i
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38 36 come, man, what are you doing here, this is private territory, calm down , you’re still talking to the police, but what do you need, we are law-abiding citizens, and what’s the point of being here , what’s that on your forehead, and who cares ? , dropped the blow? throwing the blanks, probably, yes
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, well, that’s it, garbage, you were warned, now you won’t get out of here alive, they didn’t warn me that... oh, good job, keep him there, like that, now drag you to the car, the law. obedient skiers, well, how many times can i say, we don’t know this pavel khomyak, we’re generally in that like we accidentally crashed, don’t generalize, it’s not us , but you, i told you how many times to look at the road, i asked you to switch the song, your music infuriates me, and why don’t you like my music, and you’re done, okay, from where
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to where ? no, that means it’s like that, for theft and storage, well , you know what it’s for, there’s only one dilemma left for me: is it worth telling the loser who his dreams are from work? no, boss, what are you saying, there’s no need, he has rats in every cell, they’ll really put them on pen, no need, okay, i won’t, with one only condition, there is no dog here, who do you
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see the dog, but yes? and so, no, and you, i didn’t see her the first time, everyone saw her, laugh, maximov, laugh, laugh, i’ll find her, yeah, and you’ll be fired. and she will be fired, you will be fired too, it seems that before the accident pavel met with someone, they don’t look like friends at all, he’s crazy that
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he’s just rotten, and he croaked. what, maksimov, came to an agreement with the bandits, right? yes, they didn’t hand over your dog, well, but i have this, i have this, i know that this is somewhere here, and now i’ll find this somewhere, where are you, this, huh? this is where you are, i ’ll find you anyway, this is igor nikolaevich, play hide and seek in another place, people work here, elena nikolaevna, i don’t understand, are you covering for him too, in vain, i’m attacking semyonova on you , and
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must protect me, they will kill me. now tell me, who should kill you for what? what? how did you find out my address? could you translate the host? they may already be here, so put aside the panic , there is no one here except the three of us, it’s too late to hide, you have to run, everyone leaves where they are, you are surrounded, well, where is zotov, what is healthy with you, again it’s a dog, you have a wound.
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well, let’s say it’s me, and who are you? don’t be bully, dad, i’m handing out questions here, even so, even so, listen, you, he has a trunk, carrion, i ’ll blow your brains out now, but first you, tell me who ordered my son? oh, this is my first time here. boss, well, you noticed, yes, that these people find us all the time, and
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what needed to be proven? oh, you came up with a great idea, go, go, go, go, well done, goat, yes, gnizdelov, i still have to work and work on your signature metal, if it weren’t for the call from... the minister, and somehow i was always working before, it’s maksimov, the nit is to blame, he set me up, he’s jealous, i’ll find him, we’ll find, we’ll find, and
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i put a bug on his car, amazing, he’s somewhere nearby, we shouldn’t let him, i mean, get away, hold on, hold on, yeah, now, maxima, now, now i ’ll find you, look, now i, uh, man, this is our dump, come on, let's go! from here, let's get out of here, i'm a captain who cheated a murderer, and i'm winston churchel, i'm out of here, i can't stand still, i'll shoot,
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so, boxes, none of the documents mentioned organ transplantation, moreover, the operation was pointless, pavel would have died in any case, that is, you insist that this after all, there was an organ harvesting, pavel’s father would never have given permission for this, and no one asked him. a month ago a lawsuit was filed against sisoev, he and his team were accused of illegal organ removal, let me guess, they were immediately acquitted as soon as his friend the minister intervened in the case. namely,
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sisoev had 12 episodes, he took on hopeless patients, they died safely on his table. a noble goal, it saved lives, but it didn’t, so who filed a lawsuit against it? well, someone sergei ivanchuk, by the way he worked as a driver on the ambulance that took pavel from the scene of the accident, well, it turns out, if you can say so, he had access to the body, and previously he was a sapper, an explosives specialist , nestilov, where were you in the pigsty, vakhank, blocked the display, without you sickening, it’s right to speak from you. you stink so much that we're about to throw up. lyosha, calm down, i'm leaving now, i'm just going to change my shoes, i don't understand,
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what is this? well, someone did this? it's not me, i even know who it is. is that nasty dog here again? no, the dog is here. it wasn’t, who did the shit then? who am i, i shit myself, and wool mine, i’m wearing gnizdilov’s shoes too, you, you, me , that’s it, i, blame me, happy that everyone is so overexcited, their nerves need to be treated. yes, lyoshik, you’re a little out of time, we’re cold here. did you infiltrate the venture?
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no, no, he himself is not here, i don’t know, maybe he’s been gone for three days already, this ivanchuk, what a gift he left for us, lesha, he even has documents for the inhumation, it seems he managed to plant the seeds of doubt in all the relatives, a second, what not, i not not for you, dog, i found something, just a second, what, what do you have? max, what do you have there? don't be silent, max, dog!
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maksimov, i forbade the dog to participate in investigation, where did you see the dog, maybe you confused him with this little dog, that is, according to you. he looks like an idiot , you don’t have to blame yourself, you’re idiots, here you are, you actually have only one normal person in the department, a nester, by the way, onnya, are you waiting for your legs to grow, while your jokes are limonites , you break criminals in exactly the same way, i’ll show you now how to do it nadya, no need, not here, so put aside the jokes. it's a mess in the department,
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a mess, that's how i'll report to the minister, that's it impose it on the minister and order them to leave here, so as not to get in the way while we fight the criminal. you heard, captain gnezdilov, we don’t need you anymore, you’re free, that’s an order, i don’t envy you, what do you have to do with it, what are we going to do, what are we going to fight, right? maybe we’ll take reinforcements, after all, this ivanchuk is a dangerous criminal, and i eat barrels of people like him for breakfast.
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knew how happy i was when he agreed to operate on my brother, whom the others refused, i was ready to kiss his feet, i sat at the operating room and prayed to all the gods, and then he came out and said, that they did everything they could , they didn’t even let me and my brother say goodbye, they were brutes, they said, you’ll take the body in 2 days from the morgue, i took it, i took it to another morgue, to an acquaintance, he said that my brother’s heart had been removed, tsysoev didn’t even try to help my brother, listen, but if... your speculation, susoev is a famous surgeon, no, this is a fact, i started following him
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, his team, and saw more than once how they secretly removed containers with organs at night, then i decided to kill their gang all at once, they must be punished , we will punish them, we will punish them, we will find you the best lawyers, will we punish them? let's ensure a fair trial, i mean, yes, the court, yes, i no longer believe in our court, well, that's right, do you think your boss did not suspect what sosoev was doing, but he knew perfectly well about everything, only how he would send your personal surgeon to prison, and you, yes, you ’re just like him, i’m babbling about something here with you. help, there are just 3 minutes left,
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us. why are you sitting there? comrade semyonov, comrade semyonov, we have a minute, dog, i’m sorry, i was wrong, i’ll cancel everything, i won’t fire anyone, and you’ll be able to participate in investigation, come on, creature, please , come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, you’re the main thing, leshnik, don’t move, i understand, now, be quiet. oh, you're stupid, you think i'm going to cancel my decrees, you stupid dog. darling, don’t twitch at all
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