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tv   Legavii  NTV  April 1, 2024 5:40am-6:30am MSK

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what the hell are you doing here? but you yourself said, you can’t come to work, you can’t be caught on the phone either, so i had to stand guard here, something happened, you yourself said that if anything interesting happens, i’ll immediately tell you what’s interesting? i’m now working in the fourth warehouse, on...
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only at the front it’s the same as it was, you can immediately see who is a friend, who has cancer, then go figure it out, you’ll figure it out, listen, why are you still walking around with this fool, and where am i, i tried to hand over my gun, but i was stubborn to the duty officer, saying, i can’t accept it without the boss’s signature, there’s no one in charge, here’s a bureaucrat, but listen, let me put her all over me... i’ll put her in, and i’ll kick out the colt for you? yes, i have it, i took his boys away, otherwise, you know , before the order comes to you, they can bury you, uncle, what, what, what, larisa, what, he came back, and i didn’t notice?
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where are you going on business, specifically, to the dressmaker, she’s sewing a suit for me, i’ll be back late, i still have a question, no, let me go, comrade husband, well, how do you put things in, and you have a lot of these, three drawers, big ones like that -under the shells, i turned them into the corner and others i pushed the drawers, do you think it will cost a lot? i don’t know, it’s hard to say , an examination is needed, what if it’s a fake, well , that’s understandable, and your wife is beautiful artemy yanovich, i would admire her forever, i ’ll give you this opportunity, follow her, vitya, good evening, and you won’t get sick, but yura has already returned, no, not yet, then it’s okay, i’ll wait, wait. come into the house.
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but i would kill my school friend, shed a tear at the wake, drink vodka for the repose of my soul, i’m a fool and stupid jokes, who are you fighting for, you, let’s talk, let’s let’s talk about what, but i want to resolve one incomprehensible problem, but no, such an incomprehensible
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mish, you are a thief, i’m a cop, you were once my friend, now i don’t know, but what has changed, yura, i’ve always been a thief, so... you weren't a cop? i don’t understand, what are you getting at now? yes, i’m not getting anywhere, i just want to know whether you’re still my friend or not, and what will your friends say? for friendship with a legam according to your law? don’t worry too much about our laws, i interpret them here, anyone who has questions, i’ll explain them, so what? you tell me, if your help is needed , you can help, but it started, i haven’t even had time to drink a cup of tea with the rubbish, and he ’s recruiting you into a bitch, i’m not talking about that, mish, but i’m talking about that, yura
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, remember that , friendship is friendship, service is service , oh well, i’ll help you in any way i can, of course , but as they say, i don’t have any great illusions, oh well, i’m off , bye, vichok, it’s me, uh, me... that’s it, in general, i ’ll go, maybe you can sit down, why, they say, you
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got a job, you’re probably tired, but you don’t have much to eat. do you want to drink, the same thing from your first paycheck, remember, no, i see you prepared, french, real, you will.
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thank you. why did you come, to explain, i need to, i know everything, but what do you know , i was really waiting for you, i got married out of hopelessness, i kept thinking you would come back, when i found out that you, i still feel sick every evening from the thought, what do you need to be in the same bed with him, i hate him, oh well, calm down, i... no complaints, everything is fine, and what about us now?
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oh, my throat was so dry, while he was snooping through the bushes, he tore his coat, in that house, vitka koshkin lives, a disabled one-armed man, i gave him a claw it was torn off at the front, by the way, he works in our fourth warehouse as a security guard, and in general how he got there is unclear, artem yanovich, but
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you have a woman, oh, what a bitch, i would be in your place, but for this, not in mine you’ll never be in the right place, you’ll blurt it out to someone, it’s clear, it’s clear, how can you not understand? artem yanovich, it looks like... i think we can’t delay this, the other day they seemed to promise an audit, so we need to hurry up, tomorrow night we’ll get everything out, but how will we formalize it? no way, no way, it’s a matter within the jurisdiction, if there’s not enough there, with i will be in demand, if you come up with enough money, they will also give you an order, why should i get an order? for heroism, go, i need to think! call, i’ll tell you what and how, go, yes, tell me everything about
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this lover, “i’m so glad that you’re back, and are you happy? i don’t know, but i’m glad to see me, why should that be, you have a husband over there, let him be happy, that ’s enough, it’s enough that i put up with him, he’s a stinking hog, by the way, he’s constantly on business trips, so...”
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this is a very great honor, sorry for not appreciating it, it’s not a good deal, and you know, eh after all, the loaf really doesn’t suit your snout .
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and why did you stare, i didn’t give you an oath of eternal love and fidelity, if you want to hit me, hit me! this is all you can say, your justification , and i’m not going to justify myself to you, but i can even file for divorce tomorrow, but which of us will lose more from this, go to sleep, larisa, i’m also a man, you can’t teach a prowling woman a lesson. , go to sleep, i said, i still have to work.
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how much is there, dear mother, 1.1 nights, drag it out, that means people’s property is slowly,
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who, i, you haven’t seen how much they drag it there, every night there are several trucks, one after another, where, where, where, of course, not in the general store, the bosses are doing their business, the people are uncut, and the police are looking where they are, and what they can do, according to the papers, everything is in okay? chat, signatures of responsible comrades, everything is in order, it turns out that the people are waiting for communism, and some people have already built this communism for themselves a long time ago, okay. “i’ll go take a nap for an hour, then i’ll go get some cards, you, if you want, take all the pantries, i ask you, don’t talk about this, okay, you understand, here, i know, i know , everything is very difficult, that’s right, this is for you and
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me, this is a dear light to us.” dear, dear, beloved land, it’s bad, just see, you yourself asked to find out about this , well, the one with your wife.
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oh, great, great, well, i’ve recovered from what happened yesterday, it seems like worse things have happened at the front, well, that’s understandable, why is it, the district authorities have come, they want to see you and me well, it’s because of the little one, well, well, you know, they came in a crowd, they say, serve these heroes here on a plate with a blue kayumochka, maybe he’ll write out some kind of medicine, it was not bad, so you’re an erok, well, i’ll start asking what, but tell me, i acted on
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the instructions of foreman yafimov, the treasure keeper? you 're great, hero, great, i wish you, yesterday i got into trouble, i completely forgot about you, what do you think, i'm going to praise you? i won’t praise you, the fact that the villains took it is of course good, but what kind of instructions did i give, to watch and wait for help, right?
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will you allow me, comrade, will you allow me, comrade colonel? come on, come on, come in, come in, this is comrade colonel, our hero, sergeant major efimov, and trainee kozylev, a front-line soldier. the two of them took a fully armed bandit, what kind of bandit, a bison? well, well, do n’t over-praise, sergei vadimrovich, the guys did their job, and for what they did well, we will definitely reward you, we will encourage you, we will definitely reward you financially, along the party line, comrade kozyrev. kozyrev is a party member, he was once, when he received a sentence , they expelled, in what sense, a term in the literal sense, 15 years with a defeat of 10 serving near turukhansk, that evening colonel, i forgot to report that, captain kozyrev is completely acquitted, reinstated in his rights by the decision of the supreme court of the ussr, he
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was recommended to me from the moscow headquarters, but kozyrev, that’s right, well, if they recommended him from moscow, that’s good. “serve, captain, major, prepare an order, don’t delay with this, we need such eagle-like people to encourage both of us, yes, yes, phew, how did i make a mistake, but it completely flew out of my head that you are a former enemy of the people, okay, all’s well that ends well, since comrade zonov himself gave the order, then we won’t delay, i’ll formalize the order today and in a week you’ll be on staff. all these checks then we’ll formalize it, well, what’s up, well, you can work, eat, eat, oh, what the hell, it’s gone,
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listen, what’s this in volynsk, who was so blistering about you, who? well, the deputy chairman , our executive committee, volynsky, artyom... i already thought it was a sinful thing to know some people, that he looked at you like that, looked at you like that, i don’t know , maybe he confused you with someone, yeah, he confused you, maybe he confused you, but he didn’t want to if i were in the place of the one with whom he confused you, well, hero, they encouraged you, what they gave, they didn’t give anything, uncle, then a signal came from the citizens, it seems again saltychikha makes moonshine, so there’s a whole bunch of drunken people there at night. will be saved , the people's path will not be overgrown, there is no order , the alcohol monopoly cannot be broken, otherwise you understand, the people are singing all sorts of rubbish, don't sin, uncle fauve
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, saltychikha has a noble first-rate made from selected beets, it's not like it's rubbish from the store, let's go, yurok, this folk trail must be closed once and for all, mommy. this is where we live, where is my sister? today the corpse of a woman was found, but the examination claims that the body and hands belong to different victims, the witness is sure that she was raped was part of the ritual of the satanic sect, very serious people, they have their own eyes and ears everywhere, you will hang out, the legislative assembly, i will cut off your finger. i’ll start with the little finger, stop for a moment, you are not as beautiful as you are unique,
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sorry, i didn’t suggest that the chick sleep, in addition to the legal profession, edik has an elite speed agency, he doesn’t sell women, he sells relationships. pilots, observers, parachutists, firefighters, paratroopers, firefighters, air forest protection, rossles forestry, a reliable shield of the russian forest. what
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closed yet? in 5 minutes they will open, but they didn’t hear, they will cook a coupon for soap today, they promised yesterday, then i’ll stand, who’s the last one there, let’s say. i was walking, well, you're a walker, brother, well, people , stand aside for the front-line soldiers without waiting in line, we 'll waste our lives for you, what kind of front-line soldiers are you, punks, don't let them in, who's buzzing there, what
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are you, what are you, a bastard, where have you been, when i was burning in a tank in brest, when the nemnevo man stuck bayonets and wrapped his guts, yes, i will destroy you like a hot water bottle, ry. ropes, you don’t know who to blame, lads, the lawlessness of the front-line soldiers, they beat disabled people, be careful, i’ll get you, alive, who should i, what should i?
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again the boss was afraid that there was such a thing for a walk, what happened at the station, why was the guard killed? but you yourself said that there would be no guards there, but here there are two colored people, like from lorz, so was i supposed to surrender, or what? in short, another one got scared. created somewhere , he didn’t see your face, so everything is clean here, take your money, banknotes, i love you, boss, okay, how will we continue to work, sorting warehouse, tonight, i understand, there’s trophy junk there, it's full there guards, with guns
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, no noise at all, in this case, the more noise of blood, the better , work quickly, take it and leave, what we need is in the large boxes to the right of the entrance, there are only three of them, you can’t go wrong, well, okay, wait a minute , my man is among the guards, don’t touch him, he will then give the necessary testimony and confuse the traces, that’s all, yes, i understand. well, oh, i haven’t been hit like this in a long time, my head is cracking, and today i
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’m crazy, what? night, you need to rest for at least a couple of days, you have a 100% concussion. i have a concussion, why are you smart, if only i had a brain, i would have two hands and in chocolate , there’s no point in shaking, i’m serious, i definitely have a concussion, so let’s go to bed, are you crazy, then they’ll definitely fire me without any sentimentality, i’m even not on staff, i’m not allowed to have weapons, all my partners carry guns, and i’m the only one with a fig in my pocket, okay. don’t shake, i’ll watch for you, dokukin himself told me, for now there’s no salary, feed as you want, so let’s go to bed, the chains only fit two holes, what do you think will work? well why not, well what does it matter who will guard there if you are not on staff anyway? okay, then you’ll tell the baev that instead of me, okay, something somehow led me now, that’s it, that’s it, come on, lie down,
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carefully, quietly! don’t shake, let’s rest, and after the service i’ll run straight to your post, come on, i’m all gone,
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the gold is so-so, weighing a little more than a gram, how do you want to sell it, on commission or for buying? what's the difference? and if you are selling it on commission, then we put it up for sale, it will wait for its buyer, and if it is for sale, then you will receive the money now, but much less, was, wasn’t, let’s give 350 rubles right away. 350 rub. not much. i once shelled out my entire first salary for him , probably the girls gave him a gift, they were guessing, then it turned out that there are a lot of good girls, but the salary is small, maybe
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throw in at least a hundred, excuse me, we have fixed rates for buying, and you go to the market, maybe they’ll give you more, or let’s put him up for commission, man. you stand out, i’d like to go home this year, what did i hear, you’re too square, wrap it up, you’re a baby, if you want, i’ll throw in a hundred, okay, girl, come on, yeah. here you go , now i’ll write you a receipt, no, thank you, no need, uh, man, what do you mean, a hundred,
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oh, you quickly dealt with who, well, the salty girl, don’t be afraid, howled like a fireman.
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thank you, now it won’t hurt at all, well , thank you, it doesn’t gurgle, so what’s due from you, and why are you rubbing yourself here? and where am i supposed to rub? well, where is it at your workplace, and you still don’t even know where it is? well, now i’ll show you the front-line soldier behind me? your office, here is your workplace, keep in mind the big one.
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april 1 for the shores of the sea of ​​okhotsk, heavy precipitation and wind everywhere, calmer to the south, but not higher than +7 yet, this is near vladivostok near lake baikal, in the straight water it’s even cooler, in the south of siberia it’s still a day cool, in krasnoyarsk today it’s about zero, in novosibirsk it’s plus four, there’s sleet everywhere, there’s also precipitation near the urals and in the urals, but there’s already a warm sector of the new cyclone, so in tyumen in eketerinburg it’s up to +6, in orenburg +10, but no cyclone can catch up so much warmth, like the baltic. to the european territory of russia in the northwest in the center up to +20. the intensity of passions will reach the point that in some places almost summer thunderstorms will thunder. on the volga it is cooler, although also above normal, with no precipitation, only fogs. in the south there is a lot of sun , too much heat. in crimea in kuban, in some places up to +25. in st. petersburg today there are short rains, +17, but tomorrow it will be +10. in moscow there is no precipitation and +19 and april continues to joke tomorrow until 22, well, on wednesday it will start getting colder. yudaki. sign, yeah, now
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i'm running away, here's the prosecutor about your arbitrariness, i'll be sure to write, write, the paperwork will endure everything, human patience will someday end, they'll burn your havira, to hell with it, but from me people, only benefit and joy, not like from you, the antichrists, grief and family ruin to people through your swill, i’ll tell you again i ask, will you sign? ugh, this is what you’ll get, it’s my signature, just like that, lyokha, well, go there behind the woodpile, look, maybe you’ll find something, but there’s some good stuff, hey, i’m not an egyptian forest. otherwise i ’ll give you 10 days in an instant for being a hooligan , i’ve been lashing out here, you know, at government officials, i’ve found an uncle, bring it here, just like that, evdakiev, your tongue is your enemy, don’t grind and grind, it’s not your week ,
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first of all, i, oh, oh, it really knocks him out of the park, there’s another one just like him, i’m so fat, come on, come on, come on, come on, yeah, what should i do?
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it’s great, bilyashka, it’s great that we’re reading, but look at vasek, he’ll learn like that , he’ll graduate, he’ll start building us, by the time he graduates, i’ll already be at home in retirement, but well , i can’t stand there for now, no i understand, i mean it’s impossible, that’s why, you’re told you can’t , wait until further notice, sashok, are you okay, great, who haven’t you seen, what kind of gathering are you having here, they’re not letting you into your own department, i still understand, when the police don’t let you out, that’s normal, but when they don’t let you out, it’s a complete mess, sasha, what? it’s there, you can’t go there yet , wait a little, why, the color is snot, green, i ’ll show you like this, i didn’t understand what kind of rally, milk,
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what is it you have there, again, why didn’t you share it, but no, sergei vach , everything is in order, it’s me and uncle vova who have made a solitary joke. tell uncle wow, uncle wow ordered all the confiscated moonshine to be poured directly onto the ground, but i poured it, but what should i do? the people, of course , didn’t like it, well, i got a little bit of it, their indignant minds boiled, well , efimov, well, efimov, efimov, well, i had to shoot, otherwise we would have been there they put it down, they put it down, what are you guys, okay, vadimovich, calm down, you didn’t even hurt anyone, no, what? we’re standing, waiting, but it’s not clear who, comrade major, i think it will be better this way,
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cleanliness is the key to health. order is above all, that’s it, stop tearing your soul, well , you yourself said that you love romances, and your heart is beautiful, that you read the tasks of youth unions, of course, well, study, study and study again, what have you learned, show, show . the heart of beauties is prone to betrayal and change like the wind in may, sleep, that's it, let's sleep,
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sleep, go to sleep with me, no, today you’ll sleep alone, it’s okay. zhenya, what are you doing? but i changed my mind, since i wanted to. oh, so this means that instead of being a vice, you are a one-timer, and therefore a place, but what happened to him? he’s sick, we know these diseases, from lunch his eyes will be flooded, and then he won’t even be able to cope with his shift. i told you that a man got sick. but he disassembled the revolvers in vain, we’ll soon have to make a round to change posts, but he’s a revolver like a woman, he loves affection and care, but... then at the right moment it won’t let you down, and you’re not afraid that at the right moment you will have it in this form, i’m not afraid, i may already have been
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working here for 1.1 shift, and you’re silent, but that’s the same thing, i don’t like the way everything is organized here, north there is no vacant lot , what is it on, what kind of fool do you have to be to get here to us through an open area, but in general, what are you doing here, they know what and how without you? you ’d better put on the teapot, i have some sugar, we’ll drink some tea now, and then we’ll do the rounds, there’s no guard in sight, but out of necessity moved away. out of necessity , well, yes, it seems like you can’t do it like that, it’s not allowed in the army, but here it’s possible, but
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don’t worry, you’ll overcome it and it’ll come running quickly , you’d better rinse out the glass and let’s come here, we’ll drink tea, i’d better go i’ll take a look just in case, i don’t like the way your service is organized.
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he is there somewhere, come on, come on, come on, live, come on, move, start, come on, come on!
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we wish you the best morning, next! in a programme. we are clarifying the details of the emergency. we carry out a proper inspection of the car in first gear. on ntv program emergency in the studio of marat seddikov. members of the pseudo-religious sect alya-ayat were arrested in rostov-on-don. they promised to heal adherents from any misfortunes. all i had to do was get rid of all the medications and not go to the doctors. and trust completely

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