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tv   Pyos-5  NTV  April 2, 2024 10:35am-1:00pm MSK

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a cyclone is passing to the north, in karelia in the arkhangelsk region there is snow again, in places there are blizzards, in petrozavodsk -2, the cold is already spreading across the northwest, on the shores of the baltic, in kaliningrad it will rain, the temperature will drop to +4, in pskov a modest 6°c , but in veliky novgorod it is still about 12, a thunderstorm may be added to the rain. cooling will come to the central region, on wednesday it will become noticeably fresher, there will be light drizzle, and by thursday the temperature will be above twenty degrees in most regions. there will be no trace left, it will get colder even in the south, first in in crimea, the temperature will drop by 10 degrees, in sevastopol tomorrow it will be +16, and then in the krasnodar territory, but tomorrow there are still completely summer indicators. and now the capital: in st. petersburg tomorrow there will be rain, sometimes strong, gusty winds, +1.3 in the daytime. in moscow it is also rainy and windy, but not as much as in the northern capital, and during the day it is +16.
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stoyvor, it ’s not me, it’s not you, yes, boss, i’m not involved at all, it’s the dog who whistled the wallet.
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bring it back, they say, there is one craftsman in the city who strangles people with an interesting knot, they say only these samurai they took advantage of the fact that turtles, sorry, it ’s just that no one in our city knows anything about samurai, you need to read, and also no one brought a phone and a laptop at the same time, so it’s not for me, you need to ask the scumbag, he has a second-hand shop nearby - brilliant , listen, wait, ah, let go, let go, let go, let go, let go, listen, let the dog go, yes, she knows how to steal wallets, they won’t put her in jail, listen, and without you they won’t close the entrance there, that’s right, come on, on factory, to the factory
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, hello, good afternoon, can i give you a hint? something or just to look, oh, police, just curiosity for now, dear, police, i probably, yes, well, like dear, real, yes no, it’s a souvenir, just a souvenir, yes, but no one brought a laptop with a phone at the same time , recently, what a laptop, stolen, listen, i’m stolen, igor, listen, for the first time in my life i’m glad to see you, i ’m glad too, that same sailor, hello igor, he’s probably got a calf stuffed down there, let’s check now, no, no , there is none, i wanted the best, but there is no vest , igor, quietly, well done, well, eh i said that you can’t sell extreme goods, igor, go ahead. play on the street, you know that
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there is a corpse hanging on this phone and laptop, and igor said, go with the guys, play in the yard, bye, wait, it was guryev who brought these things to me, and but guryev, he’s not a murderer, he’s young ladies, little one, just where should i look for this crowd, i hurt myself, then the police, there are a couple of questions, the police, and the order, what order, what order, why do you need the order? well done, igor, there’s a killer, there’s a sailor, you ’re completely out of your mind, you’re crazy, what a killer, this is a famous fashion designer, who are you scratching, what kind of mondelier, all famous mondeliers have the surname either dolchin or gabanov, where, look, where, everywhere, there is.
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phone with a laptop, which baryga took, where he took it, found it, found it on the street, on the street, yes, yours, not... who is hiding under this red mysterious pepper mask? i forgot which version i had, yuri muzychenko, dava is hiding there, yuri muzychenko, david manukyan, dava. who
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sit, why did you kill koltsov, but i didn’t kill him, are you sinning? i killed him, when i found him, he was already dead, but i wonder why you didn’t call the police then, why, because i took it, that the melophone, the phone, and what else, the wallet, oh, so generous, well, come on, come on, take the laptop, then pour it in, come on, cake, what kind of cake? it was so beautiful, it was delicious, there was probably an inscription on it, this is the end and the name, the name, i don’t remember the name, or
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maybe you’re lying, there was no cake, yes how am i lying, he’s at home, at home, at home, i’m not hungry, home, quickly, understood, stand, no, ate, yes, that was evidence, you understand that i , as a hereditary sailor , feel sick on an empty stomach, then cake there can’t be evidence and he’ll arrive soon, shut up, name, igor, idiot, name of the mess, remember, this is the end,
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he devoured them, and what are you going to do now, i don’t know, i’ll probably go to work for this one, talk to my colleagues, how hot, no, drink it up, i'll drink it up, thanks, guys. thank you, thank you, well there was no need, what else are you saying they came up with this, wow, wow, well, you say
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the matter, vadim koltsov had some enemies, ill-wishers, maybe something happened to vadim, answer my questions, yes no, yes or no, yes, that is, no, he had a conflict. with his ex-wife, she even said that she would kill him, but they killed her, so wait, vadim, is vadim dead? how did you guess? you're just in time, the sweat is already at work, right? everything was confirmed, our new suspect is
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dasha koltsova, 29 years old, she, by the way, was the wife of this murdered vadim.
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these psychos need to always be on the alert, igor, i’m always on the alert, press, press, ah! and she left, girl, this is the police, open the door, otherwise he will break it, from the police, yeah, from her, well, that’s what i immediately thought, so what do you need the police, vadim koltsov, your ex-husband, well. ..
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wipe your feet and your face, igor, why wipe your ass, god, you killed him, i could, but no, by the way, if i had done that, i wouldn’t have had anything for it, why, because that i'm crazy, i have an edit, and he has one too, and what and what are you you think it was me who killed him, well for now... i think, maxim, maxim, get out of here, are you so scared, but i wasn’t scared, you’re just a moron, of course, no sea knots , no sailors, nothing, well, yes , last question,
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that’s it, tell me, last night i was with my friend, so i have albie, by the way, she can confirm, yes, that we are so nervous, oh, you also noticed, i have a good psychologist, i can recommend you, no, better recommend your phone number to me so that i can call your friend in the fall, yes, i’ll check your alebi too. of course, of course, of course, but no, well done, at least you, young ladies, are of some use, can i have your face for a second, why, uh-huh, i don’t need yours, can you tell me the password, i have a certificate, i don’t
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know anything, yes, forgot. it wasn’t there, but i didn’t even remember, over you, lenka, hello, m, you were just in time, yes, i looked at dasha’s phone, it’s not surprising that she wanted to get rid of him, and what’s up, there was correspondence with...
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tormented reflexes on my grandfather, oh well, yes, you had dogs in your family, listen, len, so let him talk to his colleague in stupid, but together, and what is it, bench press, yes, no, i mean, i just want you to observe my classic interrogation methods, classic, but he’s hinting at something, maybe igor? it’s time for you to prepare for the damp earth, no, no, no, no, no, all day long i’ve been carrying some kind of junk, a boot, a drill bit, that the next one will happen, and i understood, this is a stake, i understand, but i have to take the first one a letter from a word that, well , look, blotinok is b, lampata is - something doesn’t add up, but now i’m now it will work out for you, and you
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can continue yours in another territory? in the barracks, for example, uh-huh, we can, in the barracks, kalkeng, kalkeng, so, about the anchor, igor, please shut up, like this, why the hell are you bothering me. sorry, igor, i shut up. yes, you hesitated to stick me in. yeah. which one, which one? let's avoid family squabbles. come on, what is this our client? this is not ours, i can smell psychos by heart. i can't argue with you here. from his feet, from his feet.
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name, how stupid you thought, it’s his nickname , i know he’s a little busy, he’s on the street they’re blowing, why is they blowing, pestering the visitors, but you shouldn’t disturb them, of course, in 10 minutes you’ll be free, you go, i ’ll catch you here.
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hello, excuse me, but for a long time i don’t care who you are, maybe you’re with him, hello, grandfathers, allow me to substitute you, famous psychoanalyst, sigmund, oh, if you only knew how many show business stars i’ve helped and offered in this way. you should go through a sexual harassment session with me, i understand, let's go, oh, listen, but you came with him, yes, yes, you can introduce us to him, you seriously, well, he has eyes like a vandam, but
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what a lady he is, he looks more like a specific bald bearded schmuck, in my opinion, a very interesting man, but how interesting he is, than him, he lives with a dog, and here i am.. . i called me one day timchen pencil, excuse me, but this is the smell from you, what is it, this, this is not me, this is the dog with whom he lives, this is a bastard, when you are already dry, and you are bleeding, police , well done, get up,
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i literally need to take a photo with you for a second, right? uh-huh, please, oh, and you are so old, unexpectedly, yes, well it’s okay, i would have hooked up with you anyway, grandpas, well grandpas, go, your brute has ruined my entire personal life, creature, that’s it, you bitch, uncle, yes, yes, uncle, to daria koltsova, you know, no. of course, you know, he and i rested together in the valley, but how? are you planning on hitting me with this ax? maybe yes, yes, check for reflection, i’ll quickly determine who’s crazy, what kind of crazy i am, yes, i was so
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crazy so as not to go to prison, and you promised to call daria koltsov’s husbands, quietly quietly, yes that’s me like a tough killer i screwed up, i wanted to get some money out of her quickly, but i didn’t kill anyone, so what are you doing? that i might have saved the man, she might have hired a real killer later, so saved him that he’s even dead now, just like that, oh well, well, i’m not involved, okay, tonight, where would you be, where will you be, i mean, this then you’ll ask where i was this night, but i ’ve been drinking since yesterday morning, i haven’t been dry, he’s... igor, well, it’s gone wrong, it’s just not my thing, it’s gone wrong, degenerate, i’m telling you shit, this gopar, crazy
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and killer, petty swindler, i'm like a friend in third deviation for you. now , how’s it going with you, i’ll go and drink some water, come on, come on, come on, come on, uncle, come here, tell me, should i show you to a dog psychologist, what are you saying, just leave her, ugh, go ahead, that's it, see you again. hello, who is this? advocate? dasha hired, where do people get so much money? is it a holiday, what is it today, an open day, what
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a holiday, about something, i just opened it with a draft, wait a second, are you coming to me? yes, to you, to you, to you. once again, hello, hello, let's investigate vadim's murders koltsova, i think there are a couple of questions, why can i help you, who hired you? hello igor, i’m here, i don’t have the right to disclose information about my clients, but i’m sure that you are a lawyer, and you’re sure that you’re a policeman, and i was the first to ask, igor, don’t distract the man, you see that he doesn’t have an id will show, yes, identification is easy. so quietly, what are you doing,
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your mother, maksimov, you made me hesitate, igor, excuse me, the transmission, something is acting up, what a mission, impossible, which, you are in charge of my success, yes, i am in charge, but i can’t remember your successes, of course, you have senile scoliosis. the man gave me an x-ray, so, you can’t remember my achievements, no, igor, i remind you,
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rock climber, well done, you’ll pass. no, look, inventions of the 20th century, keys, a leg, yeah, wow, there’s a whole arsenal, mm, yes, yes, and corresponding literature, everything is combat, uh-huh, igor, listen, and you know how to read, i probably can , when necessary, but i don’t like it, yeah, i knew it, i did too when i was young. i was involved in martial arts, oh well, yes, my grandfather tormented me, he was a champion, and i saw, yeah, you’ll open it, it’s easy, i have the fourth dan in hara-kiri, my grandfather left
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gray cable, no, these are false conclusions, this is just a fake video, we are simply being caught in a trap, the video is genuine, there is no editing, it was filmed on a mobile phone, and then the video was distributed in a closed group among shkolafu students, i wonder who filmed this video, leshenka, i have a question, this pseudo-lawyer of ours has already come to his senses, which means bitches, i think this: we need to talk to this lawyer, igor, stop reading my thoughts already , but what should i
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do if i don’t have my own, crazy, fuck you, ugh, what? but he says that a safe was found in your apartment, it was found in the safe, a flash drive on a flash drive is very interesting to see, and according to what you saw, you are sitting in prison for probably 100 years, you’re asking me, i didn’t ask, i i claim that i didn’t kill and i’m not in this video,
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i taught you how to turn ordinary objects into weapons, you hear, i can also turn any object into a harmless weapon, yes, i can kill you with whatever you want, i can kill you with seeds, but so what do i have more? i have some chewing gum, come on, it’s easy, i almost
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killed one, by the way, i navigate to real corpses on flash drives, the sensei taught that no training or theory can replace practice, yeah, he gave the task, the students removed those for whom sensei will point out, but i didn’t kill anyone, uh-huh, hmm, a comb, strange, yours, no, since i can make combs, i can make combs from a comb, a deadly weapon, a terrible thing, why they killed koltsov, he was also sensei’s student, uh-huh, but when he found out about the real murders, he decided leave, sensei ordered to kill the traitor, uh-huh, uh-huh. why are you pretending to be lawyers? sensei asked to convince dasha
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to kill himself. sensei, sensei, sensei. why does she need you? she doesn't care, she's crazy with a certificate. nothing will happen to her. well, you hear, you might think that i also have a certificate. ah...santsei killed vadim so that he no, thank you, igor, i didn’t blackmail him with the recording, that’s it, we need to beat him up, there’s no killer’s face on the recording, if he doesn’t confess himself, we won’t be able to prove it in any way, well, that means we need to beat him up against the tenant, i’m ready to be him , a tenant directly, yes, that is, you intend to walk near the kunkfu school and wait until they attack you, yes, but what, am i like a rebbe on this topic? water, i’m against it, he’ll ruin the whole operation for us, unanimously, what does it mean to ruin it, that it’s me who’ll ruin it, i’m the best of you prepared
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maxim, listen, otherwise we see that i’m like this here, you’re not mistaken, no, igor, i’m not mistaken, quietly, you slept my whole body, don’t forget that you’re a living bait, don’t die
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prematurely, i understand, okay , that's it, i'm off. are you sucking? come here, sasey! greetings, kind person, i am not a kind person, i am very angry and very greedy. now you will be convinced of this, you have seen, you have seen, and what do you want, good man, i want
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a ton of dough, you are a crap currency, it was you who killed vadim, you, and you are right, i admit, it was i who killed vadim, that’s all, that’s it you got caught, here ’s your bag, and i wrote it down for you. on the recorder, but the battery is dead, and there’s all your bullshit.
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it’s my birthday today, i can’t do it today, so it’s fate, yes, yeah, now this is getting interesting, yes, yes, ah do you know what i teach my students in
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the first lesson, in tom, bachita, anything can be a deadly weapon, huh?
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yeah, i have a black belt in hibiscus, well , bite off the face, bite off the face, i’ll go save maksimov , it’s time to give up, there will never be only one left, and you’re a doomknuklaut with us, yes
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, i’m warning you, i’m a terrible person. where were you hanging around and you shit yourself?
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oh, what am i, a living nest or something, i understand, well done!
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ital, birthday, sad holiday, what a moron came up with the idea of ​​making me a tenant, i’m serious, and rightly so, a moron, agree.
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no, tell me, last year at least the whole department gave me a postcard, what about this? i realized, yes, i realized a long time ago that all these crows, shoes, balls, all these are your gifts, let's go, i 'll buy you a sugar bone. you will bite for my health, let's go, forward, forward, let's go, let's go, home, dear, home.
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happy birthday, happy birthday, happy tuesday, what is this? well, that’s all lena, yes, thank you, that’s all me, thank you, me, ah, as i understand it, my tuesday viewing of the film was covered, yes, yes, with a copper star, maximov, me i don’t know what kind of junk they gave you, but i have a gift for you, you ’ll be stunned now, on... i wrote this for you, a self-portrait, well, i posed so much that it feels like yes from an autograph, oh, you you say , you didn’t write it yourself, well done, thank you, i surprised you, just like that, but i’m still not so capable, how can i
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yeah, no one's on today.' more, i already have two consultations today, well, i don’t know, it’s okay, reschedule them for tomorrow, all the best, yes, that’s it, last time and go home, you saw the time, you’ve been chasing me here all morning, come
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here, uncle , that's it, give it here, that's it, that's enough, that's enough, i said, you've been torturing me all morning with yours. where, where did you go, dirty, like a monster, thank you, i’ll get you settled, you won’t run around with them, like in december for sticks, yes, yes, lesh, well... let igor take care of it, let it show itself at least someday. but i have 15 minutes, yeah, okay, come on, we’ll be there soon.
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that we have here a man of about 40 years old, a man, the cause of death is still unknown, it seems he was strangled, his face is blue, his eyes are red, but there are no signs of strangulation on his neck, which means strangulation can be done in different ways, let's wait for the results of the examination, the headlights are lying around , maybe someone hit him, drove away, yes, and then came back and strangled him, a colleague is calling, size forty-seven,
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probably, well, maybe it’s not related to the crime, of course, but why is he here like that? i was persistently stomping around, then i’ll go and talk to the witnesses, come on, what about our cameras? yes, the watchman and i looked, there are no cameras, i thought, after all, i felt so good? igor, let me immediately voice your version, so as not to torment anyone, the man strangled himself, only without traces, he just scattered traces nearby, but not his own, but someone else’s, so that, in order to confuse the investigation, what’s his own? knew the deceased, but it wasn’t enough,
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well, you will answer for everything, or walk, look around, something like that, i wonder who wrote these threats, a certain roman baranov, criminally. there is no past, but among lizhnev’s patients was his wife alla, well, we need to go and talk, well, go and talk to yourself, dim, lyosha, don’t slouch, lyosha, don’t stoop, it hurts to look at you, by the way, the dog can even lie down, even with a crooked back, he wants to be straight, he can even jump up to his ears, and no one can tell him anything, and what a privilege, there is only leshnik, by the way, to sit having a straight back is good for your health, lyosha, don’t get upset, i
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’m upset. come here, a policeman, not a homeless person, i understand, it should evoke horror, not disgust,
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hello, how was work, thank you, we’re not complaining, uh, i see, so what should they complain about? they have already come to terms, what is this about? life is sad, worked, went home to sleep, and so on right after death, listen, you could not pay any attention to him, pay attention to me, and i would like to talk to you, baranovna, and i, with the senselessness of your bantiya, shut up, beat the intelligentsia, quietly, quietly, we are not against the proletariat, calm down, maximov, let’s celebrate, take him away, how cruel,
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lie down, threw a stick, where are the sheep, he’s not there, where has he been drinking for 3 days. doesn’t leave what bar, green melancholy, business, what? sad sight, problems, yes, you we were already thinking about our unenviable future, about what,
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about the fact that soon your beauty will fade, and mine will eventually fade and fear will overtake us all. drink at the house's expense, i don't believe it, disinterestedly, i'm not disinterestedly, i'll drink and go scare away all the customers, i'm a fool, the police, and this too, you know, that one, there he is, yes, give it! baranov’s novel, and what’s so official,
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so the police, i have a couple of questions, thank you, go ahead, ask your question, do you know this psychologist, lizhnev? whether i don’t know this bastard, maybe you can tell me, alga! my wife decided to go to a fashionable shrink, uh-huh, i don’t know what he whispered to her, it was only after the second session that she wanted to commit suicide, of course, you blame lizhnev for all this, yes, who should i blame, tell me, but he doesn’t care for her advised, and for my money, because this
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afternoon, bribes from me are smooth, i’m here at 3 pm, you can ask barman, he will confirm, this is not... baranov, letters threatening suicide, he did not heal his wife, but most sent, but because this is a psychiatrist , the main thing is that i didn’t have anything, we also did nothing they didn’t find any conflicts at work, no problems with other people’s wives, no debts at all, and why did they kill him? it’s just shit.
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come on, take this, you don’t have to pay for the drink, never come here again, you know, maksimka, maksimka, you’re a new round of relationships, what’s wrong with you, and i’m also thinking about suicide. lyash, i think this is not the wrong place, not a robbery, most likely we have a maniac, if there was a maniac, there would be similar murders, but we don’t have them yet, everything is fine.
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bon appetit, lyusha, thank you, lenka cooked, yes, this is one of the advantages of family life, you can tell this to your chyuchev, by the way, chyuchev is wonderful, lyosh hears, and can get his own food, yes, yes, i see this food, look, his breakfast is from the trash can, lyoshik, this is much better than working off soup with meatballs, what does it mean to work off, go,
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serve, bring, put away, wipe, wash, it ’s not difficult, at first, lyosh, of course, it’s not difficult, where are you going, i’m not disappearing, i’m just from the doctor, the enemy also said, he told me repression, repression. when everything is bad, uh-huh, where do you get depression from, you don’t have nerves, no, no, the doctor said, i don’t have calcium, they prescribed anti-repressants, and you ’re taking them, i can’t open it, let me try,
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great, factor, hello, victim yuri alkhovsky, successful lawyer, 40 years old, method of murder. lesh, look, this is my favorite color, this is my favorite size, forty-seven, i think we have a serial number, i don’t agree, why not all people with size forty-seven feet are serial killers, yeah, look, size the same, the method of murder is the same, as i understand it, there is no camera anywhere, here, yes, again there is no camera anywhere, look at the victims, the victims even look similar. well , i agree about the beard, but to be honest, he was
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uh-huh, oh, dear, everything is probably yes, yes, ambitious, right? dude, he lived this, he lived, he built himself
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such a house, such a yacht, all his life with models of tablets, and how to give it later igor, what’s there to consider here, there’s nothing to consider for the victim, we won’t help anymore, we need to have fun in life, of course, we don’t have enough dough with you. oh, i would go to the pile driver, for sure, i’ve just never been to a big one, and there’s such a beauty there, they say, with horses, everything, i, yes, it worked out for me, which one do you want, yes, the girls are so half-naked with long nails, straight up on the beach, straight up, straight up, i got it, like this, like this, like this, well, this might be for you in ballet, igor na you village, maxima hurts, this is when fat women sing,
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this is for you vakhtanka, igoreshka, very nice, leonidov, did you dig up something there? on the computer of the murdered lawyer, they managed to find a list of all his clients, and do you know who is there? boris fomin, remember this one? fomko, yes, such a big, fat drug dealer, so we managed to find out that someone was blackmailing this boris fomin,
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blackmailed, listen, i have a version, but what if in fomina, this is... here the lawyer blackmailed him, for which they killed him, it’s quite possible, so we need to go to famn, but we can’t, we have nothing on this famn , you can’t get close to him that easily, well, how can you not get close, he has a club, he has a hotel, in the club he has drugs in the hotel he has a young lady of easy virtue, so we are sitting, let’s go ahead, get there quickly, and you know that he is characterized by excessive cruelty? then i’m probably busy, but what about the girl’s drugs and pills? and the pills are everything i’ll take it from him, tell me, why do we need you there, before the cover,
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oh, this is the one we are herding, you shout louder so that he can hear us, that leshenka, it’s enviable, yes, that i live the joy of life, and to the fullest so to speak, and you’re such a bore, lesha, breathe, look, in red, okay, yes, you know, nothing, you can’t press frodi’s ring over you, yes, unlike us, single ones, yes, like cartridges, tie it with sleep , igor, why hatch, he is a criminal, watch me, famin left, how are you fighting,
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i brought money, show me the documents, first money, do you even understand who you ’re blackmailing, i understand, it’s like you haven’t fully grasped the situation. well okay, uh, what are you doing, you, you, ah, ah, bastard, if you overwhelm me, what will happen, you idiot.
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out of breath, haven’t practiced for a long time, but the main thing is accuracy, let me go, i saw him, hands, igor, go, lyosha, help, “mom,
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potato juice, again, great, oh, our old friend! my big footprint, the wallet is in place, the cards are in place, the money is in place, did you notice that there is blood under the nails, the victim resisted, which means he was lucky, dude, he suffered, and i still have this with fresh potatoes all in front, a maniac ours work according to the same type, there is a goatee, there is an intelligent look, yeah. he has glasses, by the way, he doesn’t have glasses,
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character, you got married, and you brought everything else, snake, stop advertising the advantages of a single life, don’t lead me astray from the true path, straighten up, i was advertising the single life of a dog, it has nothing to do with mine, why are you looking at me like that, that’s not me? this is lenka, yes, yes, elena nikolaevna, with her folk remedies, now i’m swelled, if anyone is interested in returning to the murder, everyone already understands what this man looked like, yes, about 40 years old, give or take, stylish, goatee , and chechki, a maniac hunts intellectuals, this hatred for the class ghost, like this , where this novikov lived is unknown, no, any ideas on how he can be found, the same murders? sitting in ambush and waiting for
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some bespectacled guy, why some igor with glasses and a beard, he’s also an intellectual, yes. he, by no means a pince-nez, would go for bakhtanka coffee, or what? what if i have binoculars?
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igor, please tell me, why are you talking into your sleeve, there is no microphone there , yes, i understand, i understand, by the way, i also think, yes, this is not what you thought, beauty, lesh, yes, look, like a dog, wherever he wants, there he runs around with whoever he wants, talks to whoever he wants, and no one can say anything to him. the most important thing is that he can have fun with his friends even until the morning, because he is
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single. i know why you ’re telling me all this, you’re advertising a single life in order to bring me to a divorce, and you , leshenko, are so weak-willed, uh-huh, nothing will come of it, my character, you know, is stronger than a walkie-talkie, and he says, stop trashing . broadcast, listen, i’m in the bushes for two minutes, turn off the sound, and you stole my girl, i didn’t take it, i didn’t
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i’m not an intellectual, i can’t even read a book, i don’t even have glasses, there’s a beard on glue,
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don’t come near me, cyclone, don’t come near me, palifen, just like that, phew, not bad, you him, but not bad, not at all, maksimov , helen, drop some.
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please, thank you for the beard, depression again, yes, i distracted the cyclone with myself, and maksimka, i didn’t even say thank you, lelka , shitty pills, we don’t dream, you’re a snake, lenka, the snake has a whip there, what kind of life, oh, oh, no, it’s not my car, but that’s right, sorry, i interrupted you a little here, now
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i’ll also give you a little beard, but the depression has passed, have you noticed how good it is for igor with a beard, oh, unlike lesha, for whom neither wrinkles nor gray hair suit him at all, appreciate the sparkling humor, friend? yeah, he's just jealous that no one cared about them, of course. let's quickly get to the car, how about you and us? wow, lyosh, you can’t imagine how we’re going to go somewhere, how we’re going to meet someone, how we’re going to spend time with this, someone, somehow, oh, well, come on, don’t, lyoshenka, be careful you'll get dirty, lenka will swear later
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will. why are you hanging around me? we have a holiday today, yes, we just have to figure out what it’s called.
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