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whatever you are talking about, don’t continue, the body of the second victim was identified, this is sergei naryshkin, nicknamed drug addict, and drank golden youth, then got into drugs, his wife left him, he lived alone, well, that’s okay, he doesn’t remind me of anyone, he drank, his wife left him, igor, igor, in general, if naryshkin bought drugs, he should know." the informant will go and talk, and i say, when i return, egor, so that this junk is not here, wait, wait, wait, wait,
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i will give an early answer. igor, this figus of yours attracts attention more than your hat. my figus needs bright air and fresh sun. this there is neither one nor the other in the area, what are you doing? come here with this rubbish, stop carrying all sorts of rubbish, get out, well, where, who, who, your fellow, where? what do you think, he’s sitting there getting everyone out, drugs, fresh drugs, approaching drugs, do you think i’m a moron? yes, igor, well , that’s enough, i know for sure that they should be black and in gold chains, i ’ve seen this 100 times in movies, well, that’s right, how can he become black if there’s no sun again, i already have... tell me, where do you
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i hope not you, if only you were already a major, i’m telling you, vakhtank, these murders are connected, not a fact, the huckster was selling drugs, anyone could have killed him for anything, and the homeless could actually find out about the apartment and kill naryshkin. homeless people in jeeps with machine guns, i would look at this, but lenochka, there is information on baryga’s phone, the day before he called naryshkin’s ex-wife twice, i didn’t i remember i told you that these murders are connected, i was just telling you about this, complaints of happiness, so well... let's get off our asses and make it easier for me to substitute. from which one? what from what? numbers?
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what numbers? and here the number one contender comes to me, she fell for my marriage renewal. we 're trying to investigate a double murder here, do you mind? i don’t mind, it’s double, well, just the two of you in the corridor and investigate. no, igor, either the three of us are investigating your first one, or you and your things are on your way out. busy, busy, busy what, freely, come in, oh, please come in, hello, hello, i’m coming to you according to the announcement, we are waiting for you, you’re coming to me, take a seat, it’s you coming to me according to the announcement, yes, we’re already at home, we’ve already been waiting for you you are tired of waiting, strange, you chose the place, don’t say for the first date, well, you just need to imitate a woman. it started right away, as they say, as if, but what is this, it’s just my hat,
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the hat, it’s just mine, and this is our evidence, we’re drying the evidence, we have a murder, it’s called a wet case, that’s what it is, and i thought, this is for photography, my first husband was a photographer, but we were separated by a jar of fixative in the refrigerator, yours? is your husband dead? the second husband went out the window. walking the dog, the dog out the window, funny, funny, considering that we didn’t have a dog, the third, the third was, of course, igor, but what about without a third, in general, that’s why no one wants
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to communicate with me, they call black widow, they say that i... bring misfortune, so all three of your husbands died? no, no, what are you talking about, all four died, igor, yes, how do you know, it was in the reports, but what is this something changes, igor? or are you chickening out? who, who chickened out? where are the gnizdilov and where is the fear? where, listen, honey, i will definitely call you, definitely, as soon as i serve 15 years for the murder of my previous wife, well , i’ll rewind the tag, i’ll wait, yes, yes, of course,
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mean him, he has. his dog is smelly, yes, someone has only ficus trees and oh, look, a naked woman, look quickly, tell me, your husband had enemies, no, not enemies, no friends, no women, there weren’t even women, trouble , i don’t understand that women are so attracted to you, what? “get yourself a pet too, and the dog appreciates me, but what does that have to do with it?” czech, it’s just that women see in your impudent gaze your big square ones, now it’s bokhtanka, why are they square, but how do i know why they’re big square meters of your apartment, vakhtanok, come in, where are you walking, your new grandfather is waiting for you?
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so, what an unprecedented dump on me, yes, klava will still wish that he kicked me out, of course, what, what, what, i ’ll ask the extra ones to hang themselves, igor, i’ll be as silent as a pea against a wall, for sure, but i’m a master -class, to the master class, okay, 2 seconds after me, come on, yes, lenochka. no, i’m not now i can, len, well, in 15, well, tell me, where are you going without me, i’ll tell you later, no, you’ll tell klavi, i can make a video for klavi, come here. i came
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according to an advertisement, i came to meet my bright, cultural, original personality, self-existent is like, i exist alone, the advertisement states that you are not satisfied with your gender, absolutely, absolutely my gender does not suit me, i hesitated to sleep on the floor, well, we are adults, let's move straight to sex, no, to yours, to yours , i live. there is a wonderful apartment in the ad, yes, but you have so many books, why? we’ll burn the books, we’ll hand them over to the malukatur, and there’s also a dog, we’ll burn the dog, we’ll hand them over to a chinese restaurant for the vietnamese, no deal, bacchante, that’s it, no master classes, that’s it, don’t bother me with building my personal life, you don’t understand yet that she's after your living space,
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you're a greedy mercantile... it's an insult, i dreamed of shit like this, i warned you, so i'm warning you too, if you interfere, i 'll live forever in this office at your desk, i'll wash my feet there, sleep , eat and fry herring, we’re finally gone, i agree to everything, but i need a guarantee, what kind of guarantee that no one will come in here? no one will come to us, no one will come to us, no one can interfere with our grief, happiness, no, i’m talking about something else, let’s exchange, no, powers of attorney for the apartment, yours, for me, and for me yours as a sign of our extreme closeness, prize to
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the cemeteries were identified, everyone was killed, each of them sold an apartment shortly before their death, moreover, the deal was formalized by the same notary. that’s the motive, so we went, i absolutely agree, igor, what, are you not alone here, or something, alone, then i’ll turn on the light, no it’s necessary, it’s not too late, oh, it wasn’t necessary, but really, it wasn’t necessary, let everyone watch how we work. yes, igor, please tell me , dear, you don’t need to go to the notary right now, you don’t need it right now, don’t, thank god, otherwise we’re already planning to interrogate him, yes, let’s do it without
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me this time , otherwise there’s nothing to put into me, yeah, and where is your bride, she pushed me, she deceived me, oh, she stole my trust. i avoided the apartment, so why should you worry, you don’t have an apartment, and i have nothing to do with it worry, you need to worry, you don’t have it, i wrote a power of attorney for yours, that well, this isn’t the worst thing, she stole clothes too, but guess what, she swept everything, swept everything, the bitch didn’t even leave her panties, listen to how you tell me got it? one of these rugs is rushing, it came from nowhere, the other is making a power of attorney for someone else’s apartment, a degenerate, a phenomenal, a bastard, i don’t have
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spare panties, a redneck, so uncle, that means i’m going to the notary and... you stand up for the elder, make sure that the wheels don’t removed from the car, i understand, soon i’ll be back, what’s this, or did you think that i wouldn’t see him, that’s it, forget about him, i said.
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guard, the trousers will be kept here for the winter. yes. don’t be full, you’ll soon get used to it, and come on, laurel, you won’t be able to live without me, god, this is a dead end, well, then we’ll use the old proven method, this is what, catching a tenant, and this is like, well, we’ll change clothes you will be homeless, you will run around the city and say that you have large square meters, yeah, all you have to do is wait for the one who comes to squeeze out these meters, yeah, who will... pretend to be homeless, of course you, igor, from which one? starting today, will you start working on your living space? yes you can play and you don’t need anything, you’re already homeless, and i don’t have anything to wear? well, it’s okay,
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’ve already given up, well done, you’re quick, let’s dig, i’ll dig, get him out, what? hello ! secondly, i already faggoted her, that ’s it, there’s already a dude living there, alone, with a dog, and there’s no such apartment, at that address to kill? there's no point, i'm basically trash under cover,
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he was here? maksimov said. i didn’t ask about the shots, i hear women’s voices, klava, i gave the same apartment to two different women, this is not what you thought. what did you say about the apartment? forget about the apartment, it’s not ours, it’s mine, it’s mine, you idiot, you gave my apartment to this, he doesn’t show up without an apartment, thank you, i’m not a cable.
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hello, igor, hello, i haven’t had so much fun for a long time, it reminds me of wrestling in the mud, although no, more like in a pigsty, write me a new certificate and me power of attorney, what's wrong with it!
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to your family. well, where else will you find such a treasure as llavdia? by the way, women fought for me, they don’t fight people like me. yes, they just kick you out, silently. well, look, you come back home, and there’s a note. igor, soup is on the table. oh, take a rag and wipe it off. i know these hallways. and then sits next to you and in a human voice to you, which says so much, the phone is ringing for you, it’s yours, claudia, yes, my love, i’m running, flying, running, yes!
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okay, so be it, you can keep two of your favorite toys, i told her three. stalin, well, was the search for your new wife successful? why didn’t i look for her, i had one, that’s enough for me. wait, gnezdilov told me that you asked for a marriage advertisement. i understood him correctly. yes, for him? well, i congratulate you, i posted a photo of you and a photo of your apartment. a...
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thank you, len, but i’ll get by somehow, it’s possible, that is, you are categorically against women in your house, no, that you’re the opposite, by the way, i even have one in mind, while leonida is on a business trip, maybe she’ll take a look, here so, like this. who are you? you know, i thought that lawyers
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7:00 in the morning, then the punishment is doubled, it’s a pity, well, send me the address by sms. hey, can you get me a cat, this bald egyptian one, he eats less, there’s less stench from him, there are more benefits anyway, well, yeah, great, what do we have here? "norkin alexey viktorovich, was, was, a famous lawyer, two shots in the chest, one in the head, he was upstairs, probably heard a noise, went down, collided with the robbers, but where are the traces of this collision, well, he
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there was a pistol, yes, but there were no cartridges in it, in general, it looks like it was a robbery, because."
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he understands painting with a don’t burn me look, where is the bedroom, thank you, thank you, lesh, well, i’m dumbfounded, everything is clear , uh-huh, paintings in chalk, i see, the pose is familiar to me, i’m an expert in the pose, the pose itself, murder, fact, why did a person need to contrive so much? to shoot himself in the back of the head , the criminal wanted to confuse lemonidov, but it didn’t work out with me, i well he was immediately seen through, two shots in the chest and a control shot in the head, this is for... murder, i agree, let's do it, i 'm going to compromise, 50/50, ordered
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better tell me, we had an appointment, norkin didn’t show up, didn’t answer phone calls, i got worried, came here, found the body, because you have the key, the door was open, you tell me, you brute, you bastard !
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“if someone threatened him, he would definitely tell me, i knew everything about him, that’s all, everything, but not everything, the murder of my friend - this is a personal insult to me, i want to punish the criminal, but it is not forbidden to want legally , when you catch the criminal, give him to me, i will do everything as it should, which, of course, for a good reward, here is my..." business card just in case , just in case, i won’t take it, in case you also have peak disease, sergei alexandrovich,
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you must be a moron. it’s a bastard to refuse a woman! feed on me, piss on me, well, for sure, piss on me, creature, norkin, alexey viktorovich, born in 1960, twice wife, twice divorced, considered a lawyer who undertook to defend the most notorious scoundrels, from crime bosses he earned himself a bad reputation and a good fortune, well, of course,
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rotka’s paintings are not hanging on all the walls, do you know anyone else besides this family of artists, of course, lesh, fuck urogasis painting, jealous husband, you know, of course, damn his ragasis. did you just come up with it? suddenly not? and vakhtank, check this norkin’s last place of work, maybe the murder is connected with his professional activities. new shoes? yes, new, had to be replaced due to your animal's livestock. well nothing. bastard, i will sue him for harassment for a political investigation, so you, maksimov, will have to pay me a huge confiscation, what is that sound,
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, you have a too hostile stop here, go igor, only lyosha is wondering where, thank you lyosha, well done, you already have the address. do you know ragasis? julio? certainly.
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hey, did you take away your kalymaga, you stole a girl, i hope to get married, yes, what, lyosha, come on! i didn’t call you, who are you, fuck you, i
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’ll go, just tell me first who sent you, you’re not talking to me, you’re offended or something, how everyone has become, well, talk to my partner. “it’s true that he’s been kind of wild lately, wait, wait, we’re father veliev, he thinks that it was his ex-lawyer who killed his lawyer, he wants to see for himself personally.” well , tell soveliv, if he does so try, then he will go to prison before the killer of this norkin, meet captain gnezdilov, friends of savelyev, hello, uh-huh, well, the man dresses the stylist? no,
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what does it have to do with it, there was simply nothing else in the trunk, and this, by the way, these are not women's, so you understand, these are unisex, uh-huh, fuck off, another question, if your shoes are torn, why the ball, the guys are just very interested. so, guys, you understand, maximov simply has neither intelligence nor taste, no imagination, pink sneakers with a black hat, they don’t fit together in any way, you need, you know, some kind of transitional detail, but i just can’t do it without a hat, what a cool detective he is without a hat, well, you understand me, well, yes, i’m here to say hello to you,
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“your favorite drink is coffee, your favorite movie, godfather, you make me stay late, your favorite drink is tomato juice, a little salt, a little pepper, what kind of tomato juice, you drink coffee all the time, i ’m under pressure raise, maybe the film is not the same, look for it"? woman, what kind of woman do you want?
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you don’t ask whether i like it or not, i watch the godfather all the time, yes, because you always turn it on, and i have an interrogation room, yes, let’s go, leonida, to the interrogation room, let’s go, excuse me, because of the pink sneakers we didn’t take you seriously, but oh well, let’s consider it a minor misunderstanding. so, tell savel not to worry, he ’ll get down to business, the best detective in the city, a detective legend, super, who is this, you’re crazy, or something, it’s me, captain of the gizdila, everyone here knows me, they should be afraid, yes, but you can’t say that, that’s all, and i’ll shut my mouth, so tell savel how you take the murder, i’ll immediately leak all the information, only you don’t need to meddle with him in this form with the smell of something...
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do it, do you hear, these are subtle notes of jasmine with white , who am i talking to, get out of here, go, norkino, you’ve known this for a long time, of course, i wanted him to represent my interests in the divorce case, but he preferred to work with my ex-husband, yeah. where were you on the night of the murder? do you suspect me? and this is my interrogation: first i ask you a question, and then you answer for me. i didn’t kill anyone, why should i kill him? the trial, i already lost, it would n’t change anything. how norkin helped your ex deprive you of money, maybe you were taking revenge. don't believe me, check the lie detector. by the way,
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about this, here we have a puddle detector, and it’s never been wrong yet, it doesn’t look like she ’s lying, that igor, we’ll make eyes, or an interrogation of revenge, but of course, revenge, go, igor, come on, show me the class. easy, come on, come on, let's confess, but i have nothing to confess,
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his character he had a bad character, he made enemies, i think he made, of course, a lot, yeah, he even had a terrible relationship with his children, well, he didn’t know he had children, two daughters from different marriages, you know, i don’t have the right, of course advise you, but i would start with them, they couldn't stand each other, in what way? squeezes, mixers only, well
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, food, of course, ah, food, well, there ’s nothing to think about, italian cuisine, past, ravioli, past, japanese, sushi, and ravioli is so, but without fish, you know, let’s check now, you 're scaring me with your phone, hello, lenochka, please tell me, which cuisine do you prefer? italian or japanese? yes, yes, yes, lesh, let’s do the investigation, as you say, you’re in charge, have a seat. "i'll bring some tea now, we'd
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like to talk about the murder of your father, you you suspect me, and who else could have a motive, a motive, well, who could wish"? death for your father, i have no motive. norkin, i wanted to cross out my youngest daughter from the will, how do you like this motive? and who will you be? i'm mikhail vorobyov, friend natalya, and i’m also a lawyer. yeah, i didn’t expect to see a lawyer here right away. well, we also didn’t expect to see a service dog here, so that means one and one.
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just distract from my inner world the content, but i don’t like frags, these are cool slippers, say cool. i didn’t take it from a homeless person, but i took it off a homeless person, there were also dogs there, well , you know, the dogs are sitting in my little boxes, which is fun to mourn, by the way, what do you want, the police, what do we need, yeah, and this clown is also from the police , yes, you ask his uncle, and you, you, hear, my uncle is a degenerate, it’s obvious, that means it’s the majors.
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uncle, you haven’t confused anything, what does my uncle have to do with this, you close your mouth, and you open it, well done, igor, as always, everything is proof to everyone, it’s fine, man, hello, man, police, and as always, what size will you have ? 43, do you have to take off size forty-three , and what do you have there, no, i didn’t
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at night, where we were in a nightclub, it’s logical, can anyone confirm, this is a nightclub, it’s full of people and cameras, listen, it’s because of your sister’s affair. tell me, who else could have wanted your father dead; maybe you know some of his enemies? no, but there is a person who may know whether this is some kind of paid information, or can you tell us? a year ago my father wanted to write an autobiography, and he hired a professional writer for this, uh-huh, his last name is trubetskoy, he wrote, no, they
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yes. well, what is lena's favorite perfume? you were inspired to murder, lyusha. it was the perfume that inspired me, well, then inshi is alive, nothing like that, i once gave lyana a zhador, she, my god, my god, this is my favorite perfume, but as she should have said, stuck it in, well, really, honestly, well like, look, you really think you know lena better than i do, yeah. have, what do you have? 9 mm with a silencer, that’s great, what’s great, what does this have anything to do with lena? no, lesh, you
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said, here is 9 mm, i say, well, great, and what’s great, norkin was killed with the same pistol. fixated on laziness, but i don’t drink, well, at least eat, lesh, oh, to you, not to you, where did you run, who is ballast, i’m not ballast, who ran where, that’s it, i’ve arrived, call
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look, lyosh, what is this, it’s clean. search, forward, look, come on, come on, come on, lie down, don’t rush so much, just go straight, i’ll winnow, okay. oh, come here, come here, sit down, give
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the murder of norkin, i have nothing to do with it, unconvincing, there is a better version for you, of course, you are the organizer of the murder, the killer of the perpetrator, that’s it, and the motive, that means, norkin, found out about our affair with his daughter, decided to destroy my career. you continue, but i persuaded lad to kill norkin for the sake of the inheritance, well, here’s an application with a confession, no, and now you won’t tell anyone anything, i don’t like to shoot with a pistol myself, so why did i take it out, don’t shoot, but i have no choice, choice there is always, you either shoot or talk. well done alyosha, well done, now give
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him to me, why is it, he killed my friend, i ’ll pay very well, it seems i’m lucky, this cop is not for sale, yeah, i wouldn't be like that. i’m sure that, well , you didn’t admit guilt in the murder of norkin, we can’t prove it either, so fuck you, wait, this is some kind of joke, but wait, they’ll kill me, listen, don’t give me to him, don’t give me away, ok, ok, i confess, i organized the murder of norkin, i’m ready to sign a confession right now, well, let him go, now there’s no way, the man admitted his guilt, that’s it, that’s it, you don’t want to take the money, let’s change, you... give him, come on, come out, and i’ll give you your detective, smelling like cats with subtle notes of jasmine and
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white rose, does that mean i have a gun in the back or what? pistol, pistol, take it, yes, why do we need it, take it along with the notes, i'll take myself for the meth. guys, we’ll come to an agreement, we don’t know how to negotiate, we only know how to shoot. they can’t kill anyone normally, you have to do everything yourself, i absolutely
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agree with you, it’s the same nonsense, standing there, but in vain you didn’t take the money, i agree again, you shouldn’t have come. stop, don't kill me, i'm not me, i'm not me, i'm a concubine, don't care, witnesses shouldn't be.
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i didn’t kill norkin, you killed him with the hands of his stupid son, it was self-defense, don’t kill, please, then it’s suicide. i had to avenge my friend, oh,
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hi, uncle, where? leonidov, found, leonidov, wow, as far as i understand, that’s all for today, after all, there’s no such thing as a goblin, we got married, what ’s left, gnezdilov got lost somewhere, don’t be reckless, show off, i’m not dashing, i nested a wild boar and with i never have anything to do with me, go guys, don’t, lenochka, a man adorns his shame, a scar, yes, and i told you, don’t hang around with maximov, i say, i’m in trouble, but
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, where are my clothes, where is igor with a figure like yours, apallon and ours? i would always go naked, i don’t agree, i’m aware, but that’s not jokes, where, where is my suit, oh, it stank so much, and you are clean to throw away the belt, but has he gone crazy or something, i have this suit from the traffic warehouse, now they can punish me for this, yes, but you have an uncle general, by the way , yes? where is this scott going? it would be better if you hit him on the head with a shovel, dad, stand, stand!
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