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the atmospheric front is cold, in transbaikalia there is already precipitation, in lonad it is +4, in blagoveshchensk all this is tomorrow, but for now it is +13 without precipitation. the south of siberia is covered by an anticyclone, its protection is not enough for the eastern half, rains from irkutsk to krasnoyarsk, but from novosibirsk to yekaterinburg a beautiful +12-15. if novosibirs remains warmer tomorrow, then the middle urals and the south of the tyumen region will experience a tremendous cooling. on european territory, it seems that cooling has already occurred in the northwest. winter has returned to st. petersburg after record heat, palaces the embankments were covered with april snow, and today there is still snow in the northwest, although the temperature is starting to rise, but so far it is only adding a couple of degrees a day. in the center today is the peak of cold weather, there were frosts at night, there will be frosts next night, and during the day, even in sunny weather, no higher than +5 -7. and the cold snap with rain and wind came to the east, in the volga region, in kazan today +7, and tomorrow a maximum of +4. in the south the remnants will cease. even in the mountains, the temperature
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will remain at the same level, the pattern is simple. the farther from the cold sea, the warmer. in krasnodar and simferopol up to +20, well in yalta and sochi - 14-15. in st. petersburg today it is only +1-3. light snow, no precipitation in moscow and maximum +6. further it is warmer.
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save the police, call quickly, the boss has been kidnapped. here is a man, who are you, the top of the food chain, i understand, and you, who are, what are your hobbies, tell me, besides sleeping and eating, what other hobbies do you have? well
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, you can still watch tv, yes, these are our relatives, well, that’s it, in the sense of taking another walk, well, yes, yes, well, and there are all sorts of accompanying it’s time for a party, which i just don’t have, hello, yes, i’m listening, you’re just kidnapping, let’s leave now, great, hello, where’s the vakhtank, here’s the suitcase, where? drift from the kidnappers, yes, formula 1
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is resting, but they remembered the numbers, why remember them, they left in the victim’s car, well , it’s logical, you don’t mind someone else’s tires, yeah, i look right out of the window, they pushed me, rather they didn’t push me, they threw it away, what is it who is the magazhenian planning to propose to, what kind of proposal, this is laziness for his birthday. lena has been dreaming about this for a long time, you know, master to make expensive gifts, let's go, lesh, there's nothing to catch here, okay, if you don't want to, don't catch it, talk to the witnesses over there, and you, and i'll go save the evidence from the nesting one, come on, come on, lesh, good luck to you, why, you i saw it, lost it twice, he’ll definitely screw it up on the third time, he’s got the ring... dear, i’ll give it back, just not now,
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of course, the victim was dragged out the window, just like a cork. from the riot movie, but i always look at it from different angles, i always do this, where are you, i’m here, and who is this, filcher watson and his stupid, narrow-minded friend, why are you going in there, woodpecker, what is it, i'm looking for evidence, i...
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yesterday he quarreled with brix, so he demanded a salary increase, but this is normal, everyone does this, well, he just doesn’t throw everyone out the window for this, maybe he asked for a lot of raises, ugh, excuse me, please, and what, no say that i pawned this, but brix, the co-owner of the company, is interested in collecting military uniforms, weapons, cars, let’s not say, and a dog, he promised,
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what is this, blood or something, dears, i’m probably interested in the second world war, yes , yes, but what, is this a crime, the second world war or the murder of kukushkin, what a murder, kukushkin, why does someone need him, to be killed, you can... remove the dog, but what is it? german shepherd, in my opinion, is very much on topic, by the way, you know that he speaks german to me, it’s funny, yes, me too at first i laughed, they say you and kukushkin were arguing, people heard, yes, you were arguing, if you can call it that, that’s what i’m saying, the bore said that my partner and i are not doing anything. but we earn more than him, well, we should, i’ll suggest we switch places, in what sense in the sense
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that he will be able to do nothing perfectly for us, and we won’t be able to deal with financial issues without him, well , what should we do, honestly, sometimes you just want to kill such bores , maybe i’m talking about exactly, well, in a figurative sense, not for real, in reality, at the time of the abduction you yourself where were you? i was at a weapons show, all the best, great. here, this is my office, here is a bacchante, there is a limonidov, here is a bald bearded schmuck, here, dear tereslitters, i am working with a big one, try to put it together, well, here are hangers, wood grouse, this is all
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the office, oh, excuse me , oh, this is lenka, not those guys. you have lenka, to the right, well, okay, you take a photo for the monument, by the way, my subscribers have already doubled, i already have eight of them, and the dog has more, the dog has an account, how can this be, yesterday i started a page for the dog , posted it photo immediately 20 likes, 20, 20, oh, okay, then now it will be... prank poop, there is more important news, finally, there is cuckoo's blood on the daggers, that's not all, there are brix imprints on it, oh, blood kukushkin, brix’s prints, it’s time to take the order to take what i lost, lyosha, i have nothing to lose, you
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was created by hugo the boss himself, you can try it on. thank you, damn it, yes, well, where is it, lord, i’m listening, if you want to see kukushkin alive. prepare 100 thousand dollars, otherwise i will send his head in a parcel, but this is not enough.
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you want to take a photo with a famous blogger, here you go, i understand, you hear, he wants to cling to my fame, milky egg, milky, bastard, return the phone, muzzle to the floor, quickly, stunned, speaking. bush, dear bush, can i take a picture with you, drop the phone, return it, the bush is talking, the kidnapper called, demanded a ransom, he called me too, but we are not going to pay anything.
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max, i took him, i found the killer, not, well, the disabled person, the wheelchair, him, come on! get over it, i had to apply systemic abstinence, well done, it’s finally coming. so where is the abstinent one? think about it, the bastard, he escaped, he saw, throw it like he did, give it here, put it, well, get out of
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the dog has 312, that yes, i posted a video, the dog eats carrots, people like it, well , these stupid people of yours, well, i have, well, here are the eggs. fresh and tomatoes, tomatoes in the face, he has carrots, and 312 likes, because he has innate charisma, this is not charisma, this is racist isophilism, go igor, well, most likely drugs, the killer left, uh-huh, but you saw leonidov today, for some reason he doesn’t come to me, i don’t know the matter, uh, come on, give it here, go away, what are you doing there? nothing, the dog reminded me of the evidence, brix was killed with this knife, yeah, that is,
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of the three co-owners of the company, one was kidnapped, the second was killed, only lazinsky remained, well, i think we’re next, we should keep an eye on him. comrade bandits, can you tell me, hello, how to get through the library, why, traumatology won’t work, i recorded them,
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i’m insuring you in the car, what’s your knees? count, well, you've got it, you bald bearded bastard, how about you, maybe we can talk, sas, take away the beast, he doesn't listen to me, he's our star, the internet, and he's the one who eats carrots, i saw it, it's cool, that's all. didn’t you see me, but didn’t you see me eating eggs and tomatoes? they didn’t see it, but look at this bald, bearded schmuck and say, why did you want to kill lazinsky?
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no one wanted to kill him, why? well, how one company was kidnapped, the second was stabbed to death, here is the third, lazinsky cheated one person out of money, refused to pay insurance, us they punched his face. fill everything, everything, everything, they gave me the syringes that you brought with heroin, let me ask them myself, just a second, the handcuffs will be back, i remind you, lazinsky is in the database of drug addicts, well, the guard is bandits, they crap themselves, no wonder, fuck you, this is...ski chaos, dear tv viewers, you have seen this - ancient methods of interrogation, now you see how it is done at the present time, the captana of the nests, attention, just like that, let's rush here, smile,
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needs to be jailed for incontinence, about the malazinsky dossier, a huge number of lawsuits from offended clients, yeah, charges of fraud, forgery of documents , destruction of evidence. yes, lozinsky was creative at the insurance company, figured out how not to pay injured clients, not to pay, namely, it would be even more fun, and well, one day he planted evidence that the client himself had set up an insured event, so it was not for nothing that the clients wanted to punch him in the face, yes, he still has a huge number of mistresses, big problems with their husbands, sidi, yes, and he was also registered in a drug treatment
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clinic, but we should talk to this beetle, he's with the interrogator, uh-huh, and i want to talk to a lawyer, it will be soon, but for now we have... everyone knows that a bore is not worth a penny,
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maybe they wanted to get some kind of incriminating evidence on you, yes i don’t care, there’s a small cart of this incriminating evidence on me, and what do you know, your lawyer needs to give out milk for harm, there is an alebi for the time of the murder, but my lawyer will tell you everything and show you, then you’re probably collecting the latest weapons too. since there is no lawyer, you either present it or let it go, set it on fire, set it on fire, just a second, set it on fire, i need one of your free advice, look, one of my friends, this guy, like this, started a block, well, there are not enough people, small little people.
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by the way, maksimov, huckster lives here, a second, yes, here, he probably knows all the drug addicts. and about this one of ours too, why are you like this without
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lights, without an order, but he snores like a dork, i’ll post the internet, let them fuck him, hello, police, where are you sitting, like this, what kind of person are you, and you didn’t have time to sit back, i already threw it in, so this is a dental powder, well, out of ten dentists approve, scented soap, fluffy towel and tooth powder, really, possession of weapons, one, distribution of drugs, two, attack on police officers, that's it, i'm listening. lozinsky is your client, but he doesn’t come,
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he sends a secret message, well, let’s go, come on, come on, move your rolls, now it will be like in the movie with alpuccino, that he is sick, but there is one, the doctor said, he weighs his head more often, let’s move, move . oh, lidochka, how much is heroin for the police, such a joke, yes, not funny, with vazinsky. what kind of relationship do you have? no, no, heroin in the office bring relationships no, i’ll take this for examination, it’s just that you didn’t tell me last time, lozinsky and i are lovers, lazinsky also
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collects weapons, knives, all sorts of other nasty things, yeah, but i’m ready to swear that... he didn’t kill, hello, now the ransom for kukushkin’s life is 200,000, i don’t care about him, leave this bore to yourself, they’ll finally give me an injection today, no one is home,
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yes, even neatly, there’s blood here, how? but it’s funny, dude, they pinned alozinsky, i mean, whoever pinned him got his prints, motherfucker, probably lyosha, a spear from some collection, we should find it, that’s it, i’ll... i’ll strangle the photo, wow, do you hear , limonides, me they said, you lost the ring, you said, take a couple for yourself, are you proposing to steal it?
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maybe his head was blown off? i tore off his head myself, banish the operation, by the way, in your cockpit, find him, i’ll personally rip his head off, if you allow me, i have photographs from surveillance cameras, i managed to stop him, what kind of minibus is this, and what is this minibus? stolen from the film studio,
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listen, huh? nothing else was missing from the film studio, a german uniform, several knives and a spear, we should visit these film studios, but lusch, you think criminals have a nest there, hollow, hole, birdhouse, beaver nest, get busy, philologists! but i don’t understand, wow, is anyone alive? wow, is that what they filmed for me? yes? hello, are you probably a director? yes, and you are the main
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character of my film? you know i always. i’ve dreamed of acting in a movie since childhood, comrade director, and if you put the film on the internet, put it on my page, i need to overtake one dog in likes, okay, i’m just about to cut off all her fingers, we’ll be happy to post this nightmare on your page, no, no, this moment is not get it right, because i have a female audience, well, sensitive women will be confused. fall, so the audience adore sex, blood violence? no, well, yes, but maybe we can make do with just sex, the show begins, that same minibus, yes, the numbers are the same.
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attention, attention, these are the police. police, do you hear, we have a hostage, if you don’t provide money and a helicopter, he’s finished, give us a little time, come on, you have 20 minutes, don’t forget, we’ve already killed two, well, how did i win back, how did i faint, and talented, let's... be friends, soon in the prisons will have the internet, i’ll write to you, you know what you’re sitting on, yes, on your ass, yeah, on a powder keg, yes, and the fuse will
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burn for exactly 20 minutes, it’s cool, and then, what’s the ending of the scene? bye, they recruit directors under the green fence, emperors from weddings, and then they wonder why our cinema is like this, help, come on, blow, blow, blow,
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then, harakto! we've run out of firefighters! i suggest a draw, no,
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my dear followers, what can’t you do, like art, you’ll see the fight now, but where have you brought me? do you need help, oh, like, yeah, the police, serve to protect, but
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we’ll have to show these filmmakers what the real police look like, right? not in the mood, remember me for the
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rest of your worthless life, you are better at drums. ay-yay-yay, oh you!
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somehow, everything here is not real, but the film studio is already a factory for the production of illusions and nonsense, conveniently. oh, life has no meaning, but i know you, you’re kukushkin, yes, i’m a bore, have you ever been called a bore, no, they called you a bald, bearded schmuck, but they threatened to fire you. oh, i
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’ll tell you more, they were fired several times even adding it, it’s not a wife, it sucks, and my love has gone to my best friend, let’s add more, i just wanted to prove that i’m not a bore, that i’m a bright creative person, a personality, you should have drawn some beautiful pictures then, i got a call from st. petersburg and ordered it. fire you with yesterday's number, four killed and dismembered girls, my wife unknown, missing gabi, ongurian, i no longer play by the rules, slurp my souf, this one won't stop on his own, so stop him, we've done a good job. blue nest,
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this business. and now pyotr mikhailovich wants to make up for lost time. yes, it turned out that way, and also the story of yana, who has been looking for her younger brother for many years. the story is not simple, my mother met a man, someone beat me, it happened, then after that she left the house, and he beat my mother and stabbed her several times, then they called me and said that my mother was no more, maxim, i want you just hug, at least see, wait for me, today at 17:55 on ntv, fire, save, oh! male, put it out, put out the fuse, i ’ll forgive you all the likes, well, attack him, just imagine, what is it me, well, or gnaw the rope, well , gnaw the rope, don’t gal-gal , gnaw the ropes, you furry monster, lesha, lemonites, i love you, set me free, how are you,
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prometheus, with the letter cha, i’ll be fine now, leshik , well, save me, well, you see what’s going on, well, you know, i have... “another idea, what, why do you hate me so much, yes, no, this is not for you, but for whom, this is for max, so you decided to maks’s hando, well, something like that, and you won’t defend the criminals, i will, but not now, what’s next?” further, i’ll shoot you, get a ransom, disappear forever with the money, come on,
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oh how, and you sound boring? he’s bright, so what, dude, he’s had some fun, at least now, listen, max, you can handle this without me, this isn’t the first time you’ve lied, yes, i’ll go, yes, i’ll go, i’ll look for the ring, come on, let’s look. i would have lost him anyway, but i, and so i lost him. damn, i pierced it, and such an explosion pierced me, or maybe we’ll tear it up,
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tan it, and yes, there’s still dynamite in the gun, bring it, i’ll set it on fire, my dear signatories, everyone who believes in me, we’ll find it for you, hello, hello , with day birth of you. here you go, from lyosha, yes, it’s very beautiful, yeah, why are you giving me gifts on behalf of leonidov? well, lyosha is balda, you see, he lost his ring, i found it. don’t lie to me, i found the ring that lyosha lost, which means it’s something else, well, i’m a fool, i lost it and... nechka, congratulations to you, i wanted to wish
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you happiness in your personal life, but you already have it, uh, oh, it’s beautiful, yes, but come on, thank you very much, one more ring, well, you have 10 fingers, what does one more ring mean, how about one? maksimov found one i found one, and one from you, well done, lesh, hello, give me another one here, oh my dear, thank you, thank you, my good one, but my friend, you couldn’t buy it, so bring it back, a woman should be modest, three rings are enough for me. what, igor, you lost to your
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younger brother, are you crying now, right? oh, do you hear, so far yes. there are cooler, more serious and brighter dudes. is this a threat? this is a statement. one guy took his ears and went to the yacht. whose? ours and around the world. 2000 likes, yes, the times, the yacht, how it used to be, igor, you screwed up something, they dunked you in shit, they rolled you over, and go ahead and shame yourself, now you’re covered in shit and you’re walking around in the elevator burping, you’re not a pig or a moron, no, you’re a star, by and large yes... that’s right maybe it’s not worth it here, igor? no, no, no, here, here, yes, yes, it
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’s such a disgrace to the whole world, it’s such a shame, you already know, come on, oh, now the likes will start pouring in, so you have no doubt, the phone could stand it, yes, such glory , you star, you doubt me, yes, you doubt me, now it won’t crumble, sat down, give me the phone, you're an internet addict, the phone told you, give it to me, scott, be human, give me the phone, be careful.
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girl, take me off, please take me off, girl, give me the phone, give me the phone, just give it to me, give me the phone, just give me the phone! yakovlev, let’s get out, let’s get out quickly, i knew i’d find you here, good company, will that be an excuse? “we didn’t think anything bad, keep silent, there’s no need for
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pathetic excuses, i won’t tolerate such meetings in my house. and how will you influence us, times are no longer the same, times are always are the same, dad, if you leave now, you will lose your daughter, and i will lose my father, bad. yakovlyu, what kind of gag is this, it’s not in the text, oleg, what’s wrong with him? he is dead,
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which means dead, he is dead. children. what kind of idiot is this, yes, alyosha, it’s urgent, is it rehearsals or something,
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a murder in the youth, yes, yes, i’m on my way now. 5 minutes, don’t tell me anything, five psi stinks on you, you brute! there are no frames, perhaps even natural reasons, no, alexey, it’s impossible, screw you, actors are animals, clearly someone wanted to have fun with a competitor, that is, it’s even not a suicide, not even an accident,
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lyosha, i know this caudla very well, so, in the near future... thank you, you will all be summoned for questioning, i will personally examine each actress, well, i mean, yes, please, yes, yes , you know, in general, it’s beneficial to be friends with me, yes, a good relationship with me will keep you out of trouble in the future, and in general i’m a very wealthy person, a wealthy policeman? you take bribes, you’ll say the same, of course i’ll take them, who will give them to me, i have the police, that’s right, a hobbit, i’m a millionaire, underground, would you like to have a romantic dinner with me in the most expensive restaurant, well, with all the consequences, and what’s the scene here,
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the corpse is not yet cold, where? and i’ll be happy to go to a restaurant, excuse me, you brunettes are just not my type, no question, well, yes, an address is an address for me, but a phone number, well , how do you like this option, wow? peak power, and so you're an overdressed lout, what do you think, i didn't notice them right away, but i'm yours , this is show business the fifth ass per kilometer, this is not show business, this is the skill of an artist, yeah, mastery, that means, arty, i know that the umbian is among us, that is, among
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you, among the corpses, well done, igor, but you weren’t in much of a hurry, i see that you, lyoshenka, i was flying on wings morpheus, what we have, watch, victim, ivan yakovlev, 55 years old, theater actor, played. mostly supporting roles, didn’t use drugs, of course, what kind of drugs are in the supporting roles, where does the money come from, maximum drunk, this is not murder, well, a stroke, maybe, but there is no crime here, but i say, this is umicide, exactly murder, watchman, what the undersuiters say, well they say that no one had any conflicts with yakovlev, he was a good-natured man, a cheerful fellow , he did not participate in intrigues, so what? in vain they raised it, oh, cute cutie, ah, creature, creature, beast, bastard, oyzhik, and that all the actors in
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the rattlers are so colorful, no, yakovlev didn’t care, he was colorblind. effectively, yes, he had such a sin, which of us is sinless, i agree, oh, yeah, who is this, and his wife, mistress, as we write down, had a mistress, like any actor, tell me, maybe her husband sent her is your driver there? no, she's been divorced for a long time already. fourth husband, your life is fun, i ’ll tell you, it suits me, well, yes, not another
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suicide, creative crisis, nothing exciting, yes, come on, igor, igoryosha, igorusik, igor! what kind of harassment is this? well, what kind of harassment, i’m your uncle from brazil, from what brazil? when i left, you were still very little, it’s me, it’s me, look, here i pooped myself, yes, that’s it. i was left completely alone, there was no one to give my inheritance, what an inheritance, it’s huge, i’m
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a millionaire, but my wife left me, there are no children, then i remembered about you, i can give it to you our inheritance, so now we’re going to an expensive boutique, buying you a versacek, a dolce-gabana, a gabana for me, and then we’re buying a new car, and a car, well, to celebrate? everything you are interested in is now in the vk video application. incredible.
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the tyrant’s roommate or... the man who paid her money for meetings. dima thought that i was just going to my neighbor for money; the neighbor didn’t even know that i lived with dmitry. she told both of them about the pregnancy. i told dmitry, he beat me, and vladimir was serving time at that time, when he was already released, he showed it to me, until you prove it, i won’t accept him. and the woman’s sister is completely sure that the father may be the third men. katya can kind of go on a spree, there was no third. so who is the dad? there's no way my brother can have it. maksimov, this is murder, the inside of the hat is treated with poison, yeah, poisonous. the substance
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got into the skin and the actor died literally in a matter of seconds, how theatrical, just like in agatha christie’s novels, but the poison is rare, organic, uh-huh, why are you so pale, you didn’t show off today, why did you touch the hat, well, how to say, touched, of course, yeah, sanli. man, you'll take the pills every half hour until they work, you can't sleep, otherwise you may not wake up, i realized how impossible it is, i wanted to wake up right now, you know what, what, let me
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