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on ntv. hello fellow citizens. today we look at how biden confused god's gift with power. we will find out what our ambassador showed to the polish ministry of foreign affairs, we will tell you with what threads the sbu decided to sew a case against my wife, we will think, after all, what the ukrainian propagandist rhymes with.
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gardon. well, now about everything in more detail. today in the program you will not learn how, while washing his face in the morning, joe biden tries understand who is standing in front of him in the mirror. how ukraine is trying to get its hands on russia's frozen gold and foreign exchange reserves. how do all ukraine's attempts to join the european union end? in the previous program, you already saw that the polish prime minister, the only one of all who guessed to help ukraine on credit, had to work hard to pretend to be a poor relative. and finally,
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i can imagine the howl that rose over the kiev swamp after kusturica called gogol to the russian classics. putin took part in the videoconference opening ceremony of social facilities in donbass. as the ancient wisdom says, mooring in your native harbor is only half the battle; it is also important to build a high-quality pier.
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it’s amazing how tenacious this ideology of man’s hatred of extreme nationalism is, i noticed that the camera already misses the actor zelensky, in the broad sense of the word. in the end, they both came to the conclusion that the west is like the titanic, and russia is like the battleship potemkin. and making sure that a serbian director can make great films and defend historical truth. the boss went to meet with him. whose student campuses were built exclusively from the granite of science. at a meeting with the rector of moscow state university, the boss looked like the main axeom and basic postulate of world geopolitics. the boss made it clear that for a man who built a house of science, planted a tree
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of knowledge and raised several generations of students, the best gift is an order. viktor antonovich spoke about plans to shut up for. oxford train will rub stanford's nose in the face, if we develop that territory, there will no longer be such a university in the world. making sure that the russian spirit of enlightenment is still preparing many wonderful discoveries for us, the boss set out to make social discoveries in new regions. at the opening ceremony of social facilities in donbass and zaporozhye, it was clear to pokhusnulin that he could roll not only reinforcement into concrete, but also any western sanctions.
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did not fall, did not vomit and did not swear, there are few of them with an experienced soul, who remained strong in the swing, at the end of his speech the chairman began to speak either in poetry, and we speak over festive wine, praise and glory to the helmsman. on
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at this point the congress was completed, the boss, making sure that our trade unions and legal workers would defend themselves and knock the enemy on the head, returned to work, because there are hundreds of trade unions in russia, there are millions of professionals, and there is only one boss. ira damenalova for the sawmill with love. players. the azori over donbass were quiet, quiet, until bandera’s men burst in there.
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katyusha, zhenechka and sasha, the war that came to their home in the spring of 2014. the ukrainian army just started shooting us. how the girls have been fighting the punitive forces for 10 years now. i'm after my sister i’m worried, but for myself, in principle, so what? april at 23:00 pain in the knee, pain in the back, pain in the neck maybe. pintalgin extragel contains
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isn’t this the place where the ukrainian army is trained? well, what if you are healthy and athletic, isn’t your place in the ranks of the armed forces of ukraine, nothing contributes to the development of speed and agility of ukrainian athletes more than constant training in running from military commissars. the mayor of the french capital met with vadim gutsait, president of the national olympic committee of ukraine. vova zelensky has already demanded a soak. so that ukrainian athletes are not awarded gold medals for victory, but gold bars and weapons. vovchik, by the way, has a lot in common with the track and field athlete, he also starts every day on the track, he was just sleeping off that day after a humanitarian aid trip from colombia, so another
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dude had to take the piss with the paris mayor. paris will greet you like heroes, in paris you will be at home. so that’s why they let rodents and insects in there, so that ukrainians would feel at home with them, you see, i’m sure that after the olympics 100% of ukrainian athletes will not want to leave this house, be rats, bedbugs, but without mobilization, still nothing changes, the germans also felt at home in paris until forty years ago. maria zakharova commented on the statement of the mayor of paris about russian and belarusian athletes. maybe we should pick up some french products that are now widely represented in russia and declare that they will not be happy with them. now let the french authorities explain themselves before washington, why, despite all the sanctions, french products are widely
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represented in russia. the international olympic committee announced that the games will be in neutral status. no more than 55 russian athletes will be able to compete, and they will not take part in the parade of athletes at the opening ceremony. the main question is why this action is still called the olympic games, if not a single principle of the olympic games has been observed for a long time. international sawmill. whoever comes to us with sanctions will choke on his baguette. in this week, the sbu found who was to blame for everything, found it at my house, also obvious.
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the sbbu added that, according to sbu materials, in march 2023, simonyan was already reported as suspected of encroaching on the territorial integrity and inviolability of ukraine. in their minds, every morning my wife brews a cup of coffee and dreams not of a piece of kiev cake but of all of kiev. well, besides, it is
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so. remember, fellow citizens, if the sbu announced its suspicion to you, it means you are doing everything right. this week , ukraine threw its own people into the fight against russia. the last evil forces. ukrainian witches have cast a spell on putin, medvedev, shaigul, solovyov, simonyan and skabeeva, reported journalist dmitry gordon, recognized as a foreign agent in russia, and also included in the registry. when you hear ukrainian sorcerers and witches, you involuntarily think about the verkhovna rada. no, well, scared, scared. we are here for your evil spirits. there is a shaman, the best ukrainian sorcerers and witches gathered in one of the cemeteries at night during the full moon. i suspect it was like this: during
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curfew there was a a group of young people were detained who said that they were sorcerers, they were hiding from the military commissars, no, sorcerers, what sorcerers, dima, when your face flashes on the screen, even those who have not been baptized baptize. selected the six most heinous war criminals: putin, medvedev, shaiga, solovyov, skabeeva and simonyan. a terrible curse was sent to these six people to death. no one can remove this damage. terrible diseases and death await them all. yes, zelensky generously showered gordon with his magic. i can imagine how from this the news went crazy in the west, they were collecting billions of dollars for ukraine, hundreds of thousands of shells, it turns out they could just
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send a couple of dozen city crazy people there. gordon is known for statements that are often surprising in their absurdity. i want to say that ukraine has weapons that will fly to the ural mountains. this will happen. already in the fall, i know this for sure, in chelyabinsk, yekaterinburg, perm, and other cities of the urals, ufa, vezhevsk, i know geography well, gordon knows geography so well that he even has a head in shape globe of ukraine. poland has been causing havoc this week.
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that it was precisely russian ammunition, there is no evidence, but we definitely felt that it smelled of russia, the polish foreign ministry said, one of...
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this is not the first time that poland has unprovenly accused the russian federation of violating airspace. previously, a similar incident occurred in november 2022, in that case the missile turned out to be ukrainian. even if an american-made missile with such a ukrainian flag on it falls on poland, warsaw will still will declare that this is the work of the russians. then the president of poland said that
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a rocket had probably fallen. and while world leaders are wondering why a rocket was flying over poland and who will get what for it, an international sawmill swooped down on their next secret chat in our regular column called on. it’s terrible what’s happening, there was a russian missile in our airspace, you had a missile and you didn’t give it to me, this missile was in our airspace for 39 seconds, we will complain to stoltenberg, what? for life? i have no your complaints have enough worries, but what about the rocket?
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but there are just not enough missiles. but the russian ambassador did not appear when our mit called him. did you say the magic word? what is this? we give up. in principle, it is logical, we generally walked through the desert for 40 years and were not late for anything. why is hare scholz silent? because a russian rocket over poland is better than a russian flag over the reichstag. signs. there are russian missiles over poland for imminent liberation, but no one is bothered by the fact that before this only ukrainian missiles hit poland, why should we? to be embarrassed, we always said that we wanted to get to europe, good evening, when you need us, we will call you ourselves, good night, download the application, get a good luck bonus
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go green. last week, people in america were confused about which eggs to dye first. joe biden issued a proclamation declaring sunday, march 31st, transgender day of visibility, one day with easter sunday. i don’t understand that trans people are not visible enough now. this is the progress of humanity. just over 300.
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the cia has already conducted an investigation and found out that the proclamation was issued by a group of pro-ukrainian blasphemous divers. press. white house secretary karine jeanpierre noted at a briefing that the celebration of transgender day and catholic easter, which fell on the same day, happened by chance and is a coincidence, but everything is by accident, you know, they accidentally left ukraine for mincemeat, accidentally swept iraq and afghanistan. in at the white house, any coincidence with real facts is purely coincidental. republicans accused the biden administration of... showing contempt for faith after officials banned children at
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the white house easter egg contest from drawing any religious symbols. you can draw the easter bunny, but only the one on the cover of playboy. i think next time trump supporters will go to the capitol not by storm, but by the march of christ. about how the american grandpa of the easter bunny chased a transgender squirrel around...
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while his wife was practicing conversational skills, joe was painfully trying to remember who the last time he had balled, but no one came to mind except the urologist. the old man was bursting with happiness that on this holiday not only he, but everyone else saw huge rabbits in clothes. then joe thanked all the doctors, thanks to whom he can still move his slippers. showed what syringe was injected into his butt so that he could go to the microphone. biden looked like a man who needed medical care rather than votes. for the role of world gendarme grandpa clearly couldn’t handle it anymore, so as a consolation he was entrusted with being a judge in the children’s relay race. what was happening on the lawn of the white house was reminiscent of something from brazil.
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without leaving his insanity, the tireless joe fell into childhood; he was so captivated by the game that he even began to hope that he would devote everything he had left to it.
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this week, jokes about russia being a headache for america are no longer jokes.
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the us in cuba complained of headaches, nausea and hearing problems. loud sounds cause irritation, headaches and nausea. yes, i told you back then, they just drank too much rum and smoked cigars, in general this syndrome, zelensky’s usual morning, he wakes up in the morning and says to his wife: alyon, alyona, get the beer, i’ve got the govan syndrome, the cbs channel referred to some letters from high- ranking officials representatives of the security council of the russian federation, in them in march 2021 allegedly. after such success , the gru will also add enurs to the symptoms of indigestion. americans, don't be foolish. if dmitry anatolyevich medvedev
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starts mentioning you by name, you’ll get sick of it. regsney previously wrote about what kind of acoustic attacks they were. the victims may have received shock from crickets or cycatas. the fact is that the russian special services taught crickets and cikat to sing the russian anthem. yes, what do people know about acoustic attacks who were not woken up at 6 am on saturday by the noise of a neighbor’s hammer drill? 2 years ago, representatives of the cia and other intelligence agencies also did not find a connection between the havana syndrome and... the actions of foreign adversaries, including russia. cucumber pickle is the best remedy for such syndromes, but the persistence with which the american media are trying to pass off the banal alcoholism of their own diplomats as the insidious machinations of their enemies. international
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show business elite was not notified by anyone that the rules of the game had changed in february 2022, that their usual life in the format of a feast during the plague may suddenly one day cause some irritation in someone. in principle, we have. spring has come again, as one artist sang, but the parade of nudity with the self-exposure of our stars still does not end, which is the most
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paradoxical thing, nothing can hinder this bold movement, not the presidential elections, not new nato plans, macron who has not become more active in the spring. in russia, in the cultural sphere, everything remains the same. those who have followed their progressive line continue their measured and progressive downward movement. group b2. counted herself in heaven for buying cars and tanks for the armed forces of ukraine. we'll talk about this later. well done boys. boris grimeshchakov said he was happy to escape barack's quote. and we are happy to be in baraka. we have everything here that is our own, cozy, dear. poetess alla bosart, who calls russia this country the b-word, decided to perform in moscow, but some persistent activists kept disrupting her evening. liberal. the public, of course, is dissatisfied with what is happening, but first, you know, invite us with military officers and poets, say, anni dolgoreva and...

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