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the cyclone will come from china and bring rain to sakhalin in the south of the mainland. pamor region without precipitation. baikal has rains again, but everyone has a common rise in temperature. in vladivostok +10, in chita - 13. well, the south of siberia is united by a cool wave. in irkutsk -9 rain, krasnoyarsk is sunny, but only +4. a new period of rain begins in south-western siberia, but the cooling ends. it’s also getting warmer in the urals, one front will go away, and in the afternoon the next one will arrive, so there will be rain. and in the north of european territory. story a parade of cloudy cyclones, in the south, although it is windy, the sun is warm up to +20 and above, in yalta there is a completely different parade, a parade of tulips. in the nikitsky botanical garden , a round clearing is traditionally set aside for this whole feria of colors, allowing lucky visitors to examine each variety. by the way, in crimea, tulips grow in the wild, and local specialists have been breeding and selecting this plant for more than 60 years. in the center of the northwest , conditions are also getting better for spring primroses. in some places
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light rains, may warmth again in st. petersburg during the day, unlikely rains +13, tomorrow up to 15, in moscow already +20, although quite windy, light rain possible. it's you, i warned you, don't. i
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won't tell anyone, i know. the scorching sun, icy wind and hard water do their dirty work, you lose your skin. you
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and i found the third bullet, and what’s interesting, and what’s interesting to me, is how it was possible to shoot at point-blank range and miss, what a killer, he has flat feet, lesh, look, the bullet is from makarov, there are no traces of threading on the barrel, apparently self-propelled, killed with a slingshot, a cross-eyed criminal with flat feet - this is a rarity. it will be very difficult to find, there is not much funny, the girl has a swelling on her cheek and part of her tooth is chipped, it looks like signs of a fight. irena nikolaevna, this doesn’t bite us, beating women is not a crime, it’s a punishment, well, stupid, remember, lyosha, the law is nonsense, i remember, i remember, but i don’t agree, but it doesn’t matter, women in general know how to piss me off, well, that’s exactly how i get pissed off, i can be a clown, as soon as she gives me a khairy, the girl from... belonged to the victim, no, it
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didn’t belong to the victim, why such conclusions, it doesn’t match her dress, but why is it then, and you don’t admit that the killer can being a woman, not very good, i don’t allow endura, that’s all, a murderer, a healthy dork, well what can a woman, to the maximum, put a mouse in a cutlet, all her life she has dreamed of catching at least one maniac with her own hands, where do you go to catch it? maniac, here you need a proud kudlak, a keen sense of smell and clean solid. don’t, don’t continue, yes, here i agree with him, by the way, it would be better for you, alyonochka, to stay in the laboratory, and you think i can’t handle it, why can a woman catch murderers,
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excuse me, can i save our common time , you might give up, you should go to the laboratory and wash the pancakes, and you should investigate get busy, then we'll all get down to business together. come on, oops, let's carry out this investigative experiment, let's bet, i can do it no worse than you, and i can wash test tubes no worse, and better than you, break it, get it, just to get on with the job, but damn lesha doesn't help, but interesting logic, and that means i can help you, but i’m not asking for help, lenka, well, you understand, i’m for men, like... you, i’m second, come on, stick, stick, where are you going to the laboratory to wash the test tubes , don't forget the gloves.
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company with the musician drunks, i would also like that, she was company only with her piano, well, it’s generally a shame, a complete decline in morals, a woman should cook a cutlet, and not fiddle with this piano on the bow, robert schumann did not allow his wife to write music. do you know why? well, there are two options: either she didn’t give it to him, or she felt sorry for people, out of jealousy she did no worse, oh, i don’t believe in that, it’s a joke, yeah, who heard that, did anyone hear that? i don’t understand, who are you for, animal, and recently a woman composer was given an oscar, and so soon they will get to space, they have already reached, in the sixty-third tereshkovo, oh, yes, this is all fake, this is the same fake as the americans landed in slud, that the truth
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has flown, that until now, everything is fine with you, but everything is very good for me, everything is fine, but how are you coping there without me, no help needed, there were no casualties, no destruction, but everything, everything was fine, by the way, everything turned out. it’s much simpler, your job, i’ll tell you, lenochka, of course, is not dusty, you eat in the laboratory, i don’t, don’t you dare do that, the crumbs will ruin the evidence, by the way, about the evidence, i have nothing to do here, i looked into the microscope, so traces of plastic were found on the bullet, thank you, leonidov found traces of plastic on the bullet, this is the first time i’ve heard... about a murder from a loaded pistol, i don’t want to say anything, but in my opinion lena’s version about the self-propelled gun
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is confirmed, what a self-propelled gun, what nonsense , lord, who am i working with, it’s not me, it’s leonidov who said it, because your limonidov plays along with you, and maksimov plays along with you, and kobel plays along with you, because you’re all henpecked, oh, lenka, lenka, you’re out of luck will be able.
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with a slant, in short, you are following a false female trail, the prints belong to yulia kusher, the best friend of the murdered woman, there is her address, which means my version is correct, your version is wrong, because it is not mine, and you don’t have any at all, thank you. "hello, table for two, three, sit down, uh-huh, and you sit down, police, sit down, sit down, we have a couple of questions for you, yes, please,
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hello, we have a few questions for you, do you recognize this one?" "bracelet, yes, similar to my bracelet girlfriend, irina larina, you know her, yeah, your fingerprints were found on the bracelet, well, i wore it several times, why do you need prints from the bracelet, she was robbed, killed, it can’t be like this when i... i passed it, it’s just that my mother-in-law’s keyboard got stuck in the elevator, and where did irina get this bracelet? and this is a gift from her fiancé, he was recently released, was serving a prison term for robbery, of course, she still waited for her prince on a white pistol, but he’s a murderer, man, i was already acting homorylic right away, please tell me, and irina and
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her fiancé were fighting over something , because of jealousy, maybe because of money. a couple of days ago they had a big fight, i don’t know why, but it’s not what you think, they loved each other, yes, that’s what we think, killer zek, all that’s left is to find out why and that’s it, where is he you can find it and it works very close, we’re sitting in a car repair shop, we took off and forgot about it, that’s it, thank you. i'm free, goodbye,
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oh, where are these show-offs? julia sent a photo, the groom was murdered, he’s helping her again, women’s solidarity, well, i’ll take a look, he’s a little puny for a murderer, well, nothing for the addressee and he ’ll go, if you allow me to talk to him, i’ll quickly, well, yes, of course, it’ll be before the market in the morning, quickly, if he is armed, he is very dangerous, so i will first unwind him with easy questions, but this is like a prelude, as my keyboard says, then the questions will come. trick him, and then he doesn't even he’ll notice how he’ll dump everything on me, come on, igor, come on, how it’s spinning, spinning, it’s normal, you killed irina larina, and just like that.
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yeah, you can, well, dog, well, enough, well, again, well, how can you hear me, lenka, max, well, you see, there is contact, but what is it i, oh, vindali, how i heard him, they saw, but it’s not you, who are the dog, the dog couldn’t, he - “oh, you might think, in georgia, you’ll find out, but yes, this is my gift
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to the bride, i know, it’s inexpensive, but she said that she likes it, so admit it, maniac, you her..." bill, i can see right through you, even with one eye, i didn’t kill anyone, why kill the girl you love, and i’ll tell you why, you gave it to her, she didn’t like it, she threw him to the ground once, my wife often does this, and then she quarrels and fights, well , like a fight, she hits me, well, i but i’m not shooting at the keyboard, but you took yours and shot you, a bandit’s pennies, why were you arguing with irina, huh? “i already said, i didn’t kill her, i have an alibi, 20 people saw me at that time, but never, not even with a finger, her
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cheek was swollen and her tooth was chipped, yes, she was at the dentist, she had to see him again go, for some reason i didn’t go, it even seemed to me that she wasn’t saying something and..." i’ve practically already split this groom, what kind of groom did you put in my way? borisov, borisov is not guilty, but lyuba will probably be confirmed, and there’s no motive, you, elena nikolaevna, are not in a hurry, i have a new version ripening, well , what new version, i won’t say, because it hasn’t matured yet, in any case, it’s better than your female version, but the captain, what are you doing, a dentist was listed in kazania, can i check it? the kings don’t love him like that, this woman during the examination is worse than the woman on the ship, go already,
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leave, i don’t need your money, you won’t intimidate me. “maybe we should check this dentist after all? well , if there are no other versions, then we can. what do baptists have to do with it? you women have absolutely
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no sense of logic. look, for example, all women paint their lips, paint, let’s say, but they love they love with their ears, as they say, with their ears, yes, so you need to paint your ears, double whammy, would you at least once listen to the voice of reason?” no-no-no, don’t, i somehow listened to the voice of the mother of reason, such nonsense that i didn’t go crazy, well, if it’s spam ended, but there is still no version, i suggest you go to the dentist, go, oh, oh, just a second, the angel of death is calling, yes, vaktank, well andrey, throw me some juice, well, what was to be expected, we have corpses? that means the trip to the dentist is cancelled, i wasn’t planning on going there, i’ll go and see what i have there, but maybe i shouldn’t then since igor himself is going, uh-huh,
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young woman, three shots, one bullet missed. the killer first beats the women, well, that’s what my boss says, like foreplay, on the second third day he finishes off the victim, in general, we we are dealing with a fierce sexist... yes, yes, indeed, and to catch a maniac, you need to think like a maniac. lenka, what - here in circles
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like a shark, there’s still evidence, oh, she’s looking for bullets, you think you’ll find it, i’ll show you now how it’s done, uh-huh, here are the hoof marks, here in this place a horse was waiting for the criminal, a small one - then it’s a horse, more like a goat, no, after a goat there’s always poop left, yes, here they are igor. your favorite and long-awaited show "stars" in a duel. and i decided to be beautiful. i have the right to cognac. against dmitry malik. i apologize in advance for this mess. poe finally picked up the key to victory. dmitry, you know that i simply love listening to the shaman while listening to your songs. chaliapin prokhor smiles at me when i meet. and i want.
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do something to make the gentleman feel ashamed of me, such a mistress, not a speck of dust, not a speck, everything is in the pawnshop, i wake up in the morning, i have oprah in my soul, i also wake up in the morning and immediately turn on the wood, kill me, kill me, antosha, kill me, you and a migratory bird are flying into the sky, my soul is the one who didn’t give grandma the medicine.
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i choose public censure, how can i help, in general, i have two corpses, two dead girls, killed with an incomprehensible self-propelled gun, uncut, you know, something, you have two corpses, it’s so funny, no, i just know
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where self-propelled guns are made , at the old foundry, well , where you can’t get a job, yes you, yes, there is an underground weapons workshop there, knock twice and ask dima parabelo, but the thing is that
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upon arrival, i just got stuck like a traffic jam, uh-huh, what do i have here ? you have nothing, we're coming in, there are very scary people there, they make very scary weapons, i’m scared, scared, uh-huh, but i’m not, i’ll go away for a second, turn it off, turn it off altogether, because if they suspect us, they’ll all kill us, so i’ll be interrogated, well, let me covers, but women silently admire, and why silently, because if we are westernized? then they will kill us, you already said, but i was shouting, hello, password, they told me to knock twice, i knocked, they told me to ask dima
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probily, he asked, yes, everything is correct, come in, i’m coming, alone, alone, without weapons, absolutely. whatever he wanted, whatever the barrel wanted, just a clean one. for yourself or for sale, but which one, of course, wow, cool, you can buy a grenade launcher from, but the cops have run out of guns, so i turned around, and what, i decided to become a sponsor of the site, huh?
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women go ahead, godzilla will kill him, yes, you are also rooting for the prisoner, but what are you standing for? yes, by the way, you're right,
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it's so convenient, go help max, i can't, i'm protecting a defenseless woman, what's that noise?
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ay, are you okay? thank you, exercises, ah, igor is gone, and a woman in black took him away, we will help him out, this is not a woman, this is a transgender, where, this is my woman, yes, help, a little more, and i won’t stand it, here, come, you’re not tired of it yet, but what are you, i’m just getting the hang of it,
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“good morning, uh, to the left, look, here this is a bullet from a crime scene, and what do i have to do with it, we don’t deal with cartridges, but you make weapons, i make weapons, i admit, but i’ve never shot at anyone, the murder was committed with a self-propelled gun without threading the barrel”? your work is not without cutting, we are serious reenactors, these are some kind of children’s dolls, children’s dolls, two girls were shot from these dolls, i didn’t shoot anyone, and if not you, then who? i don’t know, honestly, this is some kind of horror, but you know that your woman. overdressed dork.
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that’s what she knocked away from me like a mare’s hoof, well, it’s okay, now she has no less for this flat feet, wow, no damn thing,
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she needs something urgently from her head. who made this mess in my closet, the same one who is on the table, on the table, the same one who is in the car, in the car, and how do you know, you did it or something, who am i or something, a man is complete order, but the woman is complete chaos, it’s like jan and in, it’s like mars and goebbels, everyone has known everything about this for a long time. what is this limonide on the table? elenka, don’t piss me off, don’t piss me off! before they died, both victims called the dentist, i don’t like dentists, and one of them killed pushkin, but in general women love to call, especially doctors, my office once
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called our psychoanalyst, everything went out the window, and i said a dentist was involved in the case , you didn't say. “yes, moreover, we were even planning to go, not only is your male lenka helping, but you’re also there well, you just agreed, you all, here, you’re right here, es, if you’re too lazy to help, i ’ll help the nest, by the way, leonidov printed out the list of calls, which means now it turns out that he’s the leader, oh well, you ’ve been idle for now , i went to the dentist and took pictures of all the offices, in one of the offices, i found a 3d printer, on which, if desired and if you have the materials, you can print even a pistol, i can visit the dentist under the guise of a patient, and they will figure you out in one go ,
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there must be a man under the duck's back, you pretend it’s easy to be a woman, you somehow pretended to be an investigator. are you a gynecologist or what? well, look the other way, pervert, will you?
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you can, come in, hello, doctor, hello, sit down, now i’ll give you an injection, an injection, but it doesn’t hurt, you’re afraid, well, here’s another thing, i don’t know the feeling of fear, and the needle is thick, don’t you wait... wait, are these crocuses? yes, forty-four? forty-fifth, what? that's all, i won't need the injection anymore, that's what i need, maniachidla, for some reason i don't understand you, now you'll understand, i don't
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the weapon is not rifled, that is, she was admitted alive, which means she is alive, alive, she wants to report a crime, the fact is that the doctor injected sleeping pills into his patients, and then raped them, so she and the two previously killed girls are his patient, and she said her last name, kleiman, dentogram clinic, and damn it, a father with many children cannot work, support his family from... takes care of children, it’s all due to a swollen leg and excess weight. 238 kg. not expected. this is the last stage of obesity.
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i woke up quickly, you really thought that i wouldn’t guess, but i saw through you right away, how did you know about me, i won’t tell you anything. how did you know about me? but that's not all, i'm everything salted, a murder is being investigated, two women were killed, strangers to each other, but both visited dantest. usually women do not remember anything after anesthesia, but three retained memories. yeah, yeah, they threatened to report it to the police, so i had to resolve the issues. yes, yes, i
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understand. look, i won't tell anyone anything. “i’ll forget everything, there’s a hole in my memory, you’ll be silent like a fish on the asphalt, i believe, but it would be safer to tear out your tongue, don’t, who else knows about me, lenka’s wife, max’s ex and max himself!” hello, hello, who's making this for you? and we have they always yell like that, dr. kleiman has golden hands, and his feet, well, size forty-five fits, yes, thank you, hello.
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stand, oh mother, i’m protecting lena, how are you? lenka, i didn’t give you up, but you took it? she mixed it in with me, i’ve practically already taken it, take care of gnedilov, take care of gnedilov, quickly, let’s be more active, you’re trying in vain, the special forces have already been called, what kind of special forces, a transgender person in a wig, well, some women can be very dangerous, that’s why i
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kill them, opa, police turnaround, who were recruited for the police? max, are you there? leave with roads, you know, killing a woman is not a problem for me, i will provide you with problems. and i see that you are a very smart woman, go away, go away kindly, in a healthy way, you won’t be able to stop me, i’ll risk it, i guess.
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give me the keys, that i’m not like that, i won’t give it, the wig makes it difficult to hear, but now i can hear better, and
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much better, the keys, that was superfluous. well, bald guy, i'm in trouble, all my life i've dreamed of getting even with some misogynist. and no more experiments, such work is not suitable for a fragile woman, you understand, well, i
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i managed it, well, admit it, you’re my good fellow, you brought me a bone, thank you, my dear, you helped me so much, so in his place, before... you understand what a man’s work is, and naturally, a woman is not capable of this, because that you women are generally incapable of anything in this life, that it is possible, and
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misogynists are served without anesthesia, there is no one to flog you, you are males, for whom you owe, for whom you owe. what will i return to him? why? hi, why are you looking like this? i smell good,
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i even have some things ironed, right? no you you can’t go to a wedding like that, elena nikolaevna, you have a husband, you decide for him, you know, i’ve already taken care of my husband, commendable. “this is what a person who is going to a friend’s wedding should look like, no, well, of course i can’t, you’ll have to go without me, why am i not surprised, come on, lesh, you’re not looking at anything, you think i like it “ what does my wife choose for you and your moking?” more decisively, max, smart girl,
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well, how did i fail the fat conductor for all of us, why is the conductor, this is mine from graduation, why are you laughing, well, i wasn’t always like this. built-in beautiful, as it is now, used to be a little extra, by the way, you don’t have any suit at all. put it on, put it on, and we smile, we smile, so, wow!
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i’m not talking to you, you’re making noise, you’re making noise, but where is the bride, yeah, here’s the bride, please, let’s go for a walk, please, yes.
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agree, to the side, to the side, to the side, woman, woman, please, please, no, no, please, please, i'm afraid , please leave, please, i'm very afraid, i'm very afraid, please, please, saved, helped, maybe we should go to the hospital after all? what if there is an infection? stop it, it’s just a scratch, before the wedding to your wife, you are my hero. halysya, groom, who could want your death. apart from the centurion that we imprisoned, i have no idea. i wonder, after all, who wanted to upset your wedding? maybe a woman? sorry, of course. or a man, i’m a white
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pushy, but the white ones won’t tell you the journey, who took a brick right at the wedding, and you think he decided to take revenge, i don’t know, wait, he was imprisoned for 5 years, yes, you think he ran away, that comrades, colleagues, if, of course, you can still be called that, i’m done i decided, right here... look, i not only covered the case, i also ripped off irreconcilable evidence, filmed the criminal in all her glory during the attack, well, where is the criminal here, i can’t see it, it’s not my fault, it’s mine the cattle are to blame, who are in the way, good memory, it was not heard that the brick ran away, but no, of course, well, here’s his bride free, get her address, yes, i remember
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where she lives, uh, uncle, maksimov, and you were going to go to detention in a tuxedo, and that, in my opinion, is very brutal, you will fight, you will get dirty, you will tear your suit, change your clothes, do you really think that... the cabbage rolls have disappeared, now this video will be seen by limonides, and i will sanction you, well, unless of course you deceive me, like listen, well, that’s not a problem, i immediately figured out how to satisfy enough, well, you see, how good it is, i
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girls, it’s unclear. i reached out to find out who they were and how many children they had. mother cuckoo, and where are they now? she ended up in a foster family in america.
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will cover your back? come on, whine, what's right here? now, now, wait, with fingers? ay, oh, it burst, no, it bit, well, if you buy a whistle, you’ll be allowed to get into trouble if anything happens. hello, hello, i'm here, if anything happens, i'll here in a tuxedo, it’s easy for me to recognize, i’m also easy to recognize, i’m in my ninth month, and i even see you,
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but to be honest, i forgot about leonov a long time ago, so much has happened, but the child, no, not his, of course, not his , yeah, by the way, my husband came, who is it, it’s the police, it’s leonov, you told me that you broke up with him a long time ago, no, i, i, it’s not lyonov. and it’s already time, your wife is pregnant, this is not
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leon, but shut up, you’ve already hesitated, let me stand here, that’s it, it’s not leonov, if it’s not leon, who is it then? maksimov, there was something he didn’t say right away that you not leona, somehow it didn’t work out, this is
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a gateway, pregnant maksimov with his mistress, oh, what a scandal lenka will throw, oh, what a scandal, thank you, god, you! give it back, you bastard, give it to the movie, scott, give it to the movie, and then come on, you bastard, get out of here, fuck off, you bastard, you didn’t whistle, dude, i thought about filming this suspicious guy first.
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come on, elena nikolaevna, i’m here, you can start, what are you looming about? sit down somewhere? i, i, i’m on foot, in general, we were wrong, i watched the video that gnezdilov shot at the wedding, there’s only a dog and legs guests, but it was the legs that attracted my attention, so, look, here they are size forty-four, no less, hairy legs, that’s it, for sure, i know who it is, klava, they say
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45. this is urma truman, yes, yes, no need look at me like that, i read in a newspaper, she’s just size forty-four, everything matches with me, a man in a wedding dress, well, i don’t know, this is your vestria, i have another one, i think, what’s wrong, he told me doesn't let me say, i... they closed their mouths, both of them! lord, lena! if we analyze the flight trajectory of the bullet, then leonov was hit only because you pushed him away. that is, they shot, what, at the bride? and to whom? they shot at me, are you
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sure, we are asking the crooked questions here, this is just a version, well, in principle, someone could wish you death, but there is one person, and this is lyon, no, no, of course, why not, of course , so i think, well... it’s impossible to work like that, i’ll write down questions on a piece of paper, so who is he? well, in general, i had a boyfriend, so, it was a long time ago, then he was imprisoned, i left him, i even deleted all his photographs, just everything, everything , everything, everything, max, well, everything means everything, i understand, anyway, well, there’s only one photo left.
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i’ll take the apple,
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i struck it. and i always said that cinema is the wettest of art, if not, you would have found this transvestite, well, i can’t communicate, i ’ll now talk to you like sams, where’s my gun, where? bastard, give it back, i haven’t paid off the loan for it yet, give it back!
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i got you, i’ve fallen for you, now i’ll drown you out like a voice in america, grandpa, stand. but i’m not involved in business, i didn’t dress up as any bride, i didn’t shoot at any groom , you’ll find an alibi here, think about it, we’re in that day, one fashion designer was robbed,
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you can ask him, he copied my face, i told you everything, let me go, that is, we forgive you for the robbery, smile. so, fuck off, give way, now i will interrogate him, i won’t shut your mouth with this cable, but now i will.
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